State Wars March Madness with Bryan Callen | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Aaron Jones
Aaron Rasche
Aaron Wayne Anselmi
Adam Cox
Adam White
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Alex Hitchins
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Amelia
Andrea Gagliani
Andrew Valish
Angel Perez
Angelo Raygun
Anthony Schultz
Arielle Nicole
Ashley Konicki
Audrey Harlan
Audrey Hodge
Ayako Akiyama
Bad Boi Benny
Baltimore Ben
Ben Deignan
Ben in thar..
Benjamin Streit
Brad Moody
Brandon Hoffman
Carla Huffman
Casey Roberts
Chad Saltzman
Christopher Becking
Christopher Stath
Cody Cummings
Cody Hanas
Cody Kenyon
Cody Marsh
Cort Adams
Crystal
Dan Draper
Daniel Chase
Danielle Fitzgerald
Danny Gill
David Christopher
David Smith
David Wyrick
Donald blackwell
Doug Chee
Drew Munoz
Erin Weatherford
Faye Dvorchak
Felicity Black
Felix Theo Wren
Ginger Levesque
Grant Stonex
Gunt Squad Gary
J Garcia
J.P.
Jacob Rice
Jamaica Taylor
James Briscoe
James Hunter
Jameson Flood
Jason Haley
Jason Price
Jeffrey Lusero
Jenna Sunde
Jeremy Johnson
Jeremy Siddens
Jeremy Weiner
Jerry Zhang
Joaquin Rodriguez
Joe Dunn
Joel Henson
Joey Piemonte
John Kutch
Johnathan Jensen
Jon Blowers
Jon Ross
Jordan R
Joseph Wuttunee
Josh Cowger
Josh Nemeyer
Justin L
justin marcoux
Kennedy
Kenton call
Kevin Best
Kevtron
Kiera Parr
Kirk Cahill
kristen rogers
Kyle Baker
Lacey Ann
Laura Williams
Leighton Fields
Logan Yakemchuk
Luke Danton
Matt Kaman
Matt McKeen
Matthew Azzam
Megan Daily
Meghan LaCasse
Mike Mikocic
Mike Nucci
Mike Poe
Mona McCune
Nick Butcher
Nick Lindenmayer
Nick Roma
Nick Rosing
Nikolas Koob
Noah Bissell
Passenger Shaming
Peter Craig
Philip James
Qie Jenkins
Rachael Edwards
Ranger Rick
Robert Mitchell
Robyn Tatu
Rohail
Ryan Hawkins
Ryan Riley
Ryan Walsh
Sarah Anderson
Scoot B.
Sean Frakes
Sean Scott
Season Vaughan
Shane Pacheco
Stefan Borglycke
Sungmin Choe
Suzanne O'Reilly
Taylor Beall
The Asian Hamster
Tim Greener
Timothy Eyerman
Todd Ekkebus
Tom Cook
Tom Kostya
Travis Simpson
Tyler Harrington (TJ)
Victor Montano
Victor S Johnson II
Vince Gonsalves
William Reid Peters
Zach
Zak Stufflebeam

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@davidhildebrand7479]

Thanks Theo. Be good to you too. Big fan. You’re doing really good stuff. We have a lot in common. A lot of the same demons it sounds like. Life- some days you can blast off, and some days all you can do it sit there and smoke. Just got to stay on task and always keep moving.

[@lukeadonis6040]

@@davidhildebrand7479 q

[@antonioromano8666]

I love how Bryan was able to speak😂

[@tylersell7781]

Yes when he's with someone who doesn't act like they the only person who matters Bryan is a fucking funny dude

[@tbar3876]

C: “ask me a question that ends with a yes answer” T: “do you have a lot of senior diseases” 😂😂😂

[@90fox_twosteptony51]

What is the one thing men love, theo- "horses" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oceanodyssey1]

"Sittin' around, on top of Eddie Bravo's fuckin' darkest dreams" 😂😂😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I love how relaxed and funny Callen is when he hasn't got Schaub or Rogan shutting him down or talking over him all the time, and he gets to spend time with a fellow comedian.

[@Riceball80IA]

No shit

[@supremeamine2382]

Agreed, theos a good host, he lets people talk and doesn’t try to make it about him all the time and is open-minded

[@robertbarlow9142]

Rogan let’s Bryan talk when it’s just them unless it’s MMA talk

[@Blackkeys12]

Great comment

[@Zissou562]

True true

[@ToyInsanity]

I put Blu Chew on my Grey Block pizza, let's do it!

[@PepsiFuture]

Credence Clementine god dammit

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Now that’s the dark arts right there

[@damonmouser7333]

And cut that shit up with your ridge Knife! GANG

[@etmmlopez]

GET IN THEREEEEEEE

[@breakops5339]

GET THAT HITTA!

[@Daavhimself]

Bryan Callens: Ask me what I did in Kentucky Theo: So what'd you do in Ke... Bryan Callens: Stayed busy

[@harleygriffin3283]

Lmaooooo Kentuckians are like dam right

[@johnmellon1820]

I could listen to Bryan Callen speaking about the Midwest all day

[@kaidenwatson1585]

Except he put Minnesota over Wisco which is bullshit

[@Hastur.in.yellow]

He is probably the most underrated comedian

[@sunnybrampton9206]

This is probably the most underrated comment ever

[@chavez6988]

“You’re that hemoglobin bad boy.”

[@bigguwapbrixks187]

Damn Bryan is one of a kind I’m gonna be so sad when he passes away being 70 years old this year :( ❤️

[@justinthomas2334]

dude youre an idiot hes only 67

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

BIG GUWAP BRIXKS god, he’s SO fucking old.

[@Greeezy]

Well. It happened. RIP Bryan Callen.

[@ausvstheagenda]

I’m 12

[@thszntatst]

However old Bryan is, he can't keep his eyes off Theo's crotch. Of course, Theo's always got a lot going on down there.

[@srt10viper2]

Two survivors of Brenda Shrub having their first sitdown together. (C. 2019)

[@sweatygoats96]

"I put 2 belts on before I went over there just so I had to think twice before I did anything" Rat King. Epic!

[@bobert6523]

Plot twist, Bryan Callen is Billy Conforto. He isn't dead and is still super, super gay.

[@jaybee2620]

Best comment ive read in a grip

[@cpreid]

💀

[@crazypath573]

He's like, semi dead

[@cqduck667]

I never saw it until just now. amazing call, brother. gang

[@ZozoRevolta]

Nah...theirs still pieces of Conforto in my front yard hombre. RIPs

[@willepooh]

Bryan Callen is super underrated

[@GregBabula]

Bryan Callens**

[@yellowmelancholy4875]

Meh

[@pread7491]

I agree

[@benjiluvsyou]

He’s really good live too saw him with Theo, Ari, Brendan and he was probably the best that night.

[@pread7491]

2masterg Wow, I’m so jealous dude

[@jacka3431]

Bryan’s hype speech about Kentucky had me ready to run through walls. Gang son

[@lawrencemerriman8768]

I thought they'd show some love for St Louis and Missouri (hometown). 5 secs later: "Might he the worst city in the world" 😂😂😭

[@andrewmarino5441]

I’m from Missouri they might be able take over parts of Missouri but they couldn’t capture the mean streets of St. Louis

[@yeetdaddy5716]

I almost teared up when Bryan gave a speech about my old Kentucky home.

[@Dylan-gs9sm]

Theo just killed it on hot ones good job fella

[@MikeJones-dd5wj]

"Jesus Christ. Is this semen?"

[@Dockhead]

ugh i used to like rogan, but hes a pure thumbhead now. but i wish for theo to dial it back a bit, i find he takes a lot of style from joey diaz jokes, just cracking fake stories out sometimes. but definitely a decent genuine guy.

[@MattAndTaniaKlecker]

A rare Ownen Benjamin fan has been spotted!

[@joeebanks646]

@@Dockhead too bad no one really gives a fuck about your thoughts on rogan and theo, PESCOD96

[@b.c.7741]

@@Dockhead lmao, oh no, you dont like Rogan anymore? What will the world do with itself? Then you rip Theo for telling fake stories (as if that means anything about anything) and call him genuine in the same breath.

[@Michael-yu9ix]

Could Bryan Callen be the best podcast guest of all time? He can have a great vibe with ANYBODY!

[@kevinrothman7334]

Will Sasso!

[@mrmikef10]

Agreed! Callen is a great dude!

[@OkaaLv]

@@kevinrothman7334 but you know what? They both together is just the best stuff ever!

[@brandonbarton9942]

It’s because he can relate to anyone, he’s a very intelligent guy.

[@nyproduct1277]

Delia, Sasso, and Joey Diaz gotta be the best. Callens amazing but he's really complimentary to whoevers show he's on. The other guys stay well in their element.

[@mcnell311]

Has to be weird for Byron Straub..watching his wife and side piece talking to each other. Worlds collide!

[@rfan6382]

D'elia, Sasso, Callen on tmp for 3 years just ripping on each other. You add king and the Sting to that forget it. Brian< Callen is gold on other people's shows.

[@tightirl]

that dude is a joke in and of himself. waste of space and super try hard

[@G_Ozare]

@misopaste27 hahahhaha

[@OutlandishOW]

@misopaste27 Theo is far too old for that. Slam

[@GM-rs2fv]

👴: "You have whaling out there" 🐀👑:"Waylon Jennings"? 😂

[@SteveH4es]

Yea Waylon Jennings represent

[@G_Ozare]

Hahahahahahaaa

[@JosephB-zl7yv]

"Tennessee is Kentucky with a hat on"

[@J4ME5_]

I dont know why I thought this was so funny.. but I did

[@kjhddd6499]

@@MrStosh12345 what the fuck are you talking about

[@deanobrien2021]

Kick off my Friday morning with some Theo and Mr Bryan's callens .. life's good people GANG GANG

[@kdasfh]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THE OLD GAY OWL AND THE RAT KING STICKING IT INNNNNN

[@drschreyer]

great way to start the day, on the side i see andrew santino has tony hawk on his pod. its gunna be a good day

[@jeffreypooh]

"Pink eye was my defense!" Theo says the funniest shit ALL THE TIME! GANG GANG!

[@G_Ozare]

It's funny that I never had a chance to appareciate Brian since all I've ever heard him podcast-wise was in The Fighter & The Kid. And he's always being talked over and drowned out somehow. Here with Theo, he shines, great mind, smart as fuck. I love this State Wars thing. Brain's massively under-rated IMO.

[@MrOvlov02]

BRYAN

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Look up the TMP he used to do with Delia and Sasso. He's so funny in it

[@MrHale]

Pretty much the same thing for me too. I discovered him couple years ago from TFATK and I usually listened it because of the guests like D'Elia, Sasso, Theo, Bobby Lee, Santino etc. I then listened all the TMP's and just few months ago I really got to see him shine while being in Whitney Cummings' podcast. The best episode she will ever have.

[@iblamegravity1]

This episode should be archived in the Library or Congress as a piece of history.

[@TopRivers]

Theo you are the funniest man alive!!.. Try to stay positive bud. Stop working so much. Relax a little. gang gang

[@URAWESOME94]

Top Rivers out of all podcasts, Theo is the most relatable. Solid stuff. gang gang to you too brother.

[@justballin91hitta14]

Gang Gang

[@BradleyPaulValentine]

No way, dude. Theo has to keep busy. He hasn't been sober long enough to have loads of free time. I can deal with him working more and hearing more from him anyway.

[@chrisfranks4782]

'i'm glad you brought that up' 'well i think you brought it up' looool

[@ansoitgoes]

Im so happy all these Bryan interviews are popping up.

[@youtubehandle1398]

Same here!

[@0161GHM]

he just did a special, only reason he's doing it. money

[@1GiancarloD]

Dom Hallwood Nah, he's a busy guy. If it takes him promoting his special...which only makes sense, to cut out time for a podcast run so be it. It's not like they'll be talking about it all show. I like Bryan, so I bought his special as soon as it came out.

[@0161GHM]

@@1GiancarloD ye i guess its just a coincedence hes doing a bunch of appearances at same time of releasing a special

[@Mikehowarth1988]

@@0161GHM so... they all promote there stuff.

[@Auz541]

"This guy is obviously a manager at a chuckecheese" 😂😂😂

[@theMaszketnik]

I learned more about US from that podcast than from history classes :D

[@mewkatlol]

This is a top tier podcast, doesn't get much better.

[@jlambo8464]

Such a great podcast. Love how Theo honors and has positive back and forth with Bryan. It’s so much more funny and entertaining than when Santino, Chris, and Brendan just shit on him all the time. Shit is played out and annoying. This was a refreshing podcast!

[@jlambo8464]

Gang Gang btw

[@falafel6644]

That's truth, Gang!

[@supremeamine2382]

100%, delia’s cool though

[@MisterTeckT]

Yeah I agree it gets to that point after awhile.

[@jlambo8464]

A Fury I definitely agree! But it does get too one sided sometimes when they team up with Brendan to do so. Also, Santino’s podcast with Bryan was terrible. He literally bagged on him relentlessly for 45/50 min. However, I do enjoy friendly back and forth a majority of the time 👍

[@corbinwhite9383]

Bryan callen always drops knowledge but is reluctant most of the time as he's around joe and brendan who ridicule him for trying to. Theo is the only one who sees him how he should be seen intellectually.

[@supremeamine2382]

Corbin White I know. schaubs always like “so i can get a sssssslurpee and a dicksuck?!” or “you were at summercamp sassaassssassssuckin dudes off” or “so i can blow allllll the loads? and get sssssucked offff?”

[@userillusion8378]

probably because they are both slow witted and know if a convo goes into any intellectual territory theyre gonna struggle and their ignorance will be highlighted . cant battle wits unarmed. theo keeps it mostly undercover smart. he plays down but can banter with anyone high or low so it works. and just for the record fullo'dents is funnier than joe and shob combined.

[@rjames5967]

@@supremeamine2382 he's basically a 15 year old, dresses like one too

[@malicioustactics6846]

His most recent podcast with Rogan was amazing. Joe didn't bash him at all.

[@frankj2458]

13:18 Brian: “they walk from the shoulders Theo: *does a little shoulder jive to see what being a Minnesotans all about*

[@7sev7en7]

" They walk from the shoulders! They walk like bears!" 😂😂😂

[@whoryno]

“They got whaling ...” “Waylon Jennings?” 😂😂

[@BrothaJames7981]

You can see how dope Theo's friends are, they really care about him , saw an issue and just been rising him up ever since that's wassup God Bless

[@itseb4i]

Just wanted to say RIP Billy Conforto. He took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment.

[@BaussHauggOutlawz]

@@MrStosh12345look... just come out of the closet bud. Writing self hate rage comments will not help you. Its 2019 you'll be ok.

[@MrStosh12345]

blahh who said I wasn’t out of the closet lol. It’s not me I’m concerned about pal.

[@MrStosh12345]

blahh but thank you, have a great weekend g. Sorry to hurt your feelings attacking your hero lol.

[@BaussHauggOutlawz]

@@MrStosh12345 whatever, enjoy your weekend haha.

[@itseb4i]

Stosh James Peterson I can’t tell if you genuinely take what Theo says seriously or not. Are you being serious? Man sarcasm is basically voodoo on the internet.

[@alansanchez3993]

I love hearing any podcast with Bryan. He is so knowledgeable on a wide range of topics. Smart and funny makes for great conversation.

[@maryallison0509]

Alan Sanchez Exactly he isn’t a know it all. But just well rounded on all different kinds of topics. I bet when he meets someone who is involved in something he doesn’t know much about he talks to them about it. Then does his own research. Just so he can add one more topic to his wide range of known topics.

[@Sean-xr1xj]

100% agree

[@user-sn7di6ch4v]

State Wars with Callen was awesome. Great guest to do this with. Good shit!

[@sohelpmegod51]

Theo you killed it on H3H3 and Hot Ones!!! Seeing all these hitters everywhere is awesome. Get in there!!!!! Gang gang

[@SheepieGerbils]

sohelpmegod get in there

[@connorplanty3975]

Stosh James Peterson You’re a sad soul man. Hope you turn out alright

[@nkyshaolin]

tried watching this at work....way too funny! Brian Callen and Theo is an amazing mix!!!

[@melsfire]

It was nice to watch a podcast with Bryan where the other's don't tear him apart.

[@4of20]

for real, he does a good job at that just by speaking

[@maryallison0509]

Melsfire Agreed!!! I like Bryan. He is so smart. I gotta admit I feel pretty bad when other comedians go in so hard on him. About his age, hair, wiry build and his acting career. He isn’t doing bad in acting and comedy at all. Rock on Bryan!!! Good to see you doing well Theo. I love seeing all the positive vibes in Theo’s comment section.

[@nataliahellen6509]

‘Give Arkansas to Palestine” 😂😂😂 Perfectly imperfect Theo is blowing up! Chosen by people, not networks 👏♥️🏆

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

natalia hellen is comin correct

[@Jkcmd]

Theo, please invite shaun evans onto the podcast, would be so entertaining.

[@God-w-]

Well they have offices in new york and la where they film hot ones. So he could do it whenever they are at the la offices. One simple google search and you would be less ignorant.

[@arknark]

@Emilio Estevez As unlikely as Theo going to their studio? BRING HIM ON!!

[@Jkcmd]

Let’s just leave the organisation side of things to them 😂 I wouldn’t be surprised if they talked about it after they did hot ones

[@thugnarsty]

He was on the h3 podcast awhile back I believe. In case anyone is interested in that.

[@LGRW313]

Emilio Estevez do you seriously think every guest has to come from the same fucking city? It’s called a plane. They flew Chris Hanson out to be a guest.

[@BigShaneGillis]

The look on Callen’s face when he is first introduced to Gianni is priceless... hungry eyes

[@AG.85]

pod hits different now

[@someguy12593]

Amen bruh

[@joserubio6785]

I'm digging these Callen interviews popping up without people talking over him!! (He's not the schlub he's usually treated as.)

[@tomasfawcett8653]

callen is the man, fuck what anyone says

[@rfan6382]

Callen rolls with the punches better than any of these guys. Shlob sucks he's not funny enough to be actin all up uppity to Bryan. Shaub is lucky Callen has such a good attitude or tfatk would be done.

[@rfan6382]

When someone is making a joke the rule is back him up "not only that but..." Schaub doesn't do that and that's gonna be his two-faced downfall.

[@durtykimmi9579]

Bryan "full o' dents" Callen. Great job on Hot Ones Theo. Gang gang. Onward

[@masao398]

yea its official on his wiki lmao

[@ISOCZAR]

Tart tart'n ass

[@ISOCZAR]

Tart Tart'n ass

[@ISOCZAR]

@@MrStosh12345 sounds like your projecting little guy

[@MrStosh12345]

I am, I don’t do coke but I am super gay lol

[@papertiger9845]

Ayye man don’t do this w anyone but Bryan. This is the dopest idea on a podcast I’ve seen for a while.

[@careylocklear3659]

Theo Von...The Podcast Champ!!! This man kills every show he pops up on!!!

[@dre857]

This is the type of host Bryan needs, not Joe. He needs someone to improv with.

[@jacksontilyard8678]

Emilio Estevez I think he means that this dynamic is better than the one between Bryan and Joe whenever Bryan is on JRE. Not sure, Gang Gang brother.

[@abadabamcyadadya7896]

@Emilio Estevez If you re-read what he wrote, he never said Bryan hosted anything with Joe. He said Theo is the kind of host Bryan needs - as a guest.

[@matthewaycox5859]

@Emilio Estevez your an idiot... gang gang

[@jingweileong9803]

@Emilio Estevez BOOM ROASTED

[@HarryManback0]

@@matthewaycox5859 You probably shouldn't be calling people idiots when you're illiterate.

[@Trev2Triggered]

I enjoy how humble Theo is he can adapt to any guest and make it work. True professional!!

[@wsboyz101]

Theo thanks for everything bro, I got sober because of this show, no alcohol, or drugs for almost 1 month now. And no porn for almost 3 months. Gang gang.

[@AlphaMom55]

Congratulations! May God continue to strengthen you. 🙏👊😊

[@wsboyz101]

sonnermom55 thank you, god bless.

[@vitalykolosovich7583]

What part of ukraine are you from?

[@oksanagilroy1950]

The Ukraine is not weak!! Good shit stay sober

[@nadirabner]

“ I’ve drove through Delaware took me 5 mins”😂😂😂

[@cmackie5760]

RIP Billy Conforto, took a bunch of Blue Chew and drove in to an embankment, onwards.

[@jeffbuckley4453]

the police report stated that "the deceased erect penis punctured the airbag causing his death"

[@supreemproductions]

F

[@MachSea]

R.I.P. in peace

[@CaptainLongSmock]

Theo and Callen should have their own podcast

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@MrStosh12345 That's hot

[@MrStosh12345]

Blazed and Confused it’s the beginning of a theo von fans fiction penthouse storie I’m writing. Getting lots of traction...lol

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@MrStosh12345 Nice I feel like you really captured something here!

[@MrStosh12345]

Blazed and Confused yes sir, I do too, lesson in social engineering negativity gets a lot more responses. Make people think, fuck the whoopsie do great job comments. Hope I could make ya laugh at the very least. SENT IT and NAILED IT! Give it try lol We the people are in are part brainwashed cult too, challenge your beliefs grow, reach new heights. Gang gang

[@blazedandconfused477]

@@MrStosh12345 Haha hell yeah dude. People get really sensitive and douchey these days, you just gotta try to enjoy the banter. These fanbases can get a bit sycophantic.

[@connormatthews522]

Love this, they have such a chill and laid back dynamic, giving each other space instead of flexing and roasting one another. It's hilarious when Bryan and D'elia/Santino/Schaub-when-he's-not-on-his-period get going but this vibe is dope.

[@kjhddd6499]

Schaub is always on his period. The quality always goes up on podcasts that do not involve him, I have no idea why Callen is still having that dude anchor him down

[@joevines3428]

22:29 😂 god I love Brian, he is especially funny talking with Theo.

[@hildyvanhefeweizen2762]

I used to hate practicing anything, but I always loved the result of mastering something. Now that I'm older, I value practice and mistakes so much. They are the the best teachers.

[@jasonsmith9959]

You. Are. Hot.

[@houghtonization]

That no quitta hitta

[@DeanJay88]

Theo Von is going big you were awesome on Hot Ones hope to see you soon in Europe on a sold out tour!

[@CorbCorbin]

Dean Jay He busted a nut out his face for that show.

[@cadenbebout4]

“Oh you been eating gravel son?” -Theo 😂😂😂

[@sunnybrampton9206]

watching this really makes u appreciate such intelligent conversation.. dont usually find that in podcasts these days.. theo picked the perfect person when it comes to history. this episode is a gem this is my 3rd watch lol

[@Crackhouts]

"That's like when your van breaks down outside a Golden Corral. You gotta eat there a couple times."

[@moon829]

This was a solid episode, I think Callen and Theo make a better combo than Brendan and Theo

[@yeetdaddy5716]

Because brendan shopvac just laughs and says "bro" all the time.

[@stepsin2492]

it only took 1:05:07 for bryan to talk about Tongans and Samoans

[@chrisfloyd3607]

Bryan Callen is one smart guy. Great episode, this man is full of knowledge and humor.

[@boom2boom]

@Tristan it's gonna happen, trust

[@piggykhan]

Theo "can you get pink eye from your own butt" Von🍦🍦🍦

[@Joeyfingaz1]

I spit my drink out when he said that

[@mekan0001]

You can. Trust me.

[@schingh1973]

He missed his calling on writing Hallmark Cards

[@halailos7546]

“[Tongans] sleep standing up” HAHAHAHA can confirm

[@datboimilez]

Callen and Theo are funny af together man. He let's callen open up

[@ryanellingson8840]

i love theo's growing body of work. he makes me feel better, when the intro song kicks in, I like that. thank you!

[@jasonmedina4414]

Let's go Florida! Heal all the wounds from north to south. Let's get it baby! I love you Theo thanks for everything 🙏

[@missingphone7617]

I just LEARNED more in 1+1/2hrs LISTENING to Bryan Callen, than I have through my entire K-12 + College Education!!

[@kamara28]

Thanks for sharing the gift of YOU with all of us for your birthday! King and The Sting, Hot Ones, H3 and now TPW! We love you Theo... GANG GANG

[@Laurendezvous]

“I like small amounts” -Theo Von

[@Laurendezvous]

Stosh James Peterson oh

[@MrStosh12345]

Lauren W 🤪xoxo

[@TheScripflipNetwork]

These two dudes make such a good vibe

[@DrHogfather]

You're a legend, Theo Von! I have never enjoyed comedy like I do since I found you! Keep doing you, bro! Edit: God damn, Bryan Callen is a legend too!

[@DrHogfather]

@@MrStosh12345 I don't think I like your word salad. Try tossing another one, chef.

[@MrStosh12345]

Hoggord chopping some up right now, you are going to be waiting a long time. You are way at the back of the line. Did I hurt your feelings awe, me so sorry.

[@G_Ozare]

Agreed!

[@ScallopTip]

My god, "A very thin piece of fishing wire". The poetry on Delia is on fire. Hahahaha

[@ScallopTip]

The "white vietnam". Am I going to die from laughing?

[@ScallopTip]

"I'll unzip ya."

[@ScallopTip]

Passed out

[@GM-rs2fv]

Callen: "Connecticut is just deer and forest and ticks" lmao

[@TheJProducti0ns]

My last final tomorrow then spring break Wish me luck Gang gang

[@dustinwebb5236]

Astro Jay good luck bro

[@ethanp9068]

Gang gang gonna give that test that hitter son

[@jasonshapiro9932]

School is for fools

[@patrickrudzik4925]

Get after that test bruh GANG GANG🤙

[@shawnrobertson6707]

gang gang

[@landonkandon]

Everytime callen says a philosopher/author's name take a shot

[@Jrefl3ct98]

This is everything I want in a podcast. They play so well off each other, loved it.

[@ASDCarGuy]

“You and your clean lakes, I lived near that Turburculosus sipper.” .... “I had a buddy one time jump in game out 40 years older” 😂😂💀💀 he’s too quick.

[@tdtank113]

Hilarious podcast. Helping me get through work. Thanks guys.

[@Themandogh]

Good episode but I wish it was just a normal podcast conversation with a Theo talking to Bryan about his Life and his upbringing etc

[@maryallison0509]

JoelAmbrose Yep I like Theo better in conversation. I guess this was ok. But natural conversation is always the best.

[@caseynichols2280]

safe to say america loves you guys... thankful we get to see you guys on a daily basis... joe, bryan, theo, brendan, eddie... all yall are awesome people... love your work... and keep doin what you do love yall you guys make feel happy and good inside every time i watch you, much love much respect

[@the_Rade]

"I gave him(D´Elia) his essence" aaaaahhhahahaha!!! I love Bryan. Always funny and very often hilarious. Also an amazing podcast guest!!

[@jrborgify]

Texas such a strong favorite for March madness. Its basically already over. Congrats Texas!

[@shtzweak]

Dude you killed it at the San Jose improv last night! So glad I gotta go see you on my one day off Also give callen his knees back

[@AlphaMom55]

I'm so jealous! I wanted to go see that show but it's so far away. Our youngest Son is a senior at Humboldt State University so I was gonna suggest we meet in San Jose but he ended up coming home for six days and leaving yesterday. Truth be told, he's our fifth kid and as much as we both like Theo, I wouldn't trade having him home for anything. We should have planned to leave together yesterday, see Theo together, and then each go home.

[@frawd5]

Sugar lizards. Lmao Bryan not getting interrupted is the best part of this.

[@jerryhill8281]

Happy for you brother. You make the Monday drive over the past year or more enjoyable. Great to see you on hot ones. I've been commenting saying get theo and that hitter every video I see from Sean. But yeah man help me get through my day to day. Appreciate you

[@halailos7546]

Holy shit Callen’s Vermont rant AHAHAHA

[@HotBoxTrucking]

theo!!! im feelin this and the spicy hitter back to back!! you sloppy milkshake!!!!

[@MarkNarmour]

Initially, I thought this was going to be about March Madness for real, but it ended up hilarious. Gang Gang!

[@808bboarder]

What a great idea to have Bryan play a game like this. Bless that mans mind for always dropping fun facts on things every time he converses

[@Medieval_Dead]

My condolences to Wisconsin, sniped right out the gate.

[@crazypath573]

We are a secret state up here, people dont know the truth... plus we got Sasquatches and Mothmen hiding in the woods, waiting for the call.

[@kaidenwatson1585]

Joe Cat the one guy is from lax and didn’t even try to defend it

[@HilariousStandUpClips]

Callen: tell me something where I have to answer yes. Theo: do you have many senior citizen diseases? Callen: yyyeeeaaahhhhaaaappp 😂

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

Been watching Bryan Callen on podcasts here amd there for the past 2 years. He made me a fan on this one, he really shined here.

[@Spartanstu_mmaTX]

Theo von stay up brotha , I watched your podcast through my hardest days . You’re a awesome dude and stay positive . You’re truly amazing Theo von much love and support from Houston Texas ! 🙏🏼💯