Stealing (Matty Ryan)

Chicago's Matty Ryan knows a thing or two about keeping up with the Joneses. Or is it the Kardashians?
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[@RoadKrabSo]

fake: white people don't use spices

[@91toinfinity]

RoadKrabSo I'm fucking dying right now

[@E-raticWarrior]

this was funny but the fact that laugh factory pinned it makes it hilarious

[@somerandomguy3807]

RoadKrabSo Uhh... Yeah the fuck we do...

[@kenhymes4900]

Um, only like every fucking meal i cook. A couple comics say a thing and then it's some kind of cultural fact. Jesus people are stupid.

[@kakonis]

Grape soda and Crisco are not spices.

[@sarandoma7539]

0:42 that mans' laugh

[@InmerHernandez]

That new teacher joke had the funniest end to it.

[@anjairis]

must be a Weasley

[@h0ppa13]

lmao

[@immabigkidnow1]

This gay man is a complete mystery and I love him

[@clifjr954]

i thought i was the only one who stole spices..those things are expensive asf

[@91Laurens]

That laugh at 0:43 got me laughing out loud xD

[@garbageFreeFall]

Dude's funny

[@nox707]

not really

[@mapatofu10]

Old man macormick wouldve liked this set

[@LaddRusso91]

I`m pleasantly surprised by the originality of this bit.

[@MhmdRdam]

Good material. OK delivery.

[@100nitrog2]

That's...why have I never thought of doing that?

[@angelabender3117]

This guys awesome

[@sydneydwoskin4950]

i had no idea i was gonna laugh this much ahahhaha

[@kivaswander5537]

I love this guy

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

this was a smart bit. I like it!

[@mayumigurung7801]

The laugh at 0:41

[@KinzleyMarie]

I steal spices for precisely the same reason. This is a great bit.

[@meri.learning.languages]

You've reached me sensei

[@chinomon]

You reached me teach'

[@armandalarrison5685]

I’ve stolen saphron.😂 That stuffs like $25 a pinch.

[@InDough1]

Good stuff! 😂

[@9keykey]

Shiiit, i'd steal saffron too.

[@stizzulka]

quite funny.

[@YashKMusic]

Wow, blowing a 28-3 lead sure takes a toll on your career... #RiseUpThenCrumbleDown

[@manuelgonzalezgonzalez5488]

France doesn't have a monarchy since the French Revolution

[@AllenJohn]

What's up with camera angle?

[@civoreb]

Does his girlfriend know hes gay lol

[@thesirens.oracle]

The Irony of A White Man Stealing Spices Lol Y’all Really True To This!

[@kenhymes4900]

Look. I think you have every right to make fun of white people any way you want 😊. God knows we deserve it. But I don't know where this s spice thing started. Cajun food anyone? Eastern European food anyone? Half the "Indian" cuisine we see over here was invented by Brits. Pale dude of scottish descent looking in my cupboard right now. Cayenne. Cumin. Turmeric. Ginger. Garam Masala. Coriander. Like we literally fought wars to fucking steal other countries' spices like assholes. Doesn't make us any less white and shit, but I literally cook with spices every night. Can we retire this meme and focus on the actual dumb shit about white people, like the way so many of us are assholes about time and money and schools and jobs? That shit affects all of us, and especially PoC. Best wishes, sorry for my stupid rant. 😊

[@ZachariaYonis]

this guy is jokes

[@SteveParkerAudiobooks]

Girlfriend, huh? Huh.

[@adoringfan1226]

if i was white i would steal spices all the time

[@puffdaddy69]

fake laugh track? wowww

[@odin1311]

why does this guy act like he had/has a girlfriend?

[@Franne125]

This is the most white upper middle class but I've ever seen

[@gregochoco]

First

[@jirahblikestheinternet248]

never mind me i dont even think the performer thought he was funny

[@6Diego1Diego9]

terrible

[@sarandoma7539]

0:42 that mans' laugh