STEALTH (2005) | Mover Ruins Movies

Fighter pilot reacts to STEALTH (2005) starring Jessica Biel and some other people.
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[@FoxWithTheAngels]

For a movie called "Stealth" they sure get locked onto alot.

[@jackstecker5796]

There's one target I'd lock on to, if you know what I mean. I know its sophomoric, but Jessica Biel is a smokeshow, so....

[@sharathvasudev]

@@jackstecker5796 😂😂😂. btw isn't it in the plot of the movie where their heat signatures are given to Russians to shoot them down

[@ig33ku]

Mostly based on Yukikaze's AI story arc with Rei is what i feel.

[@blkfld7850]

💀💀

[@agp11001]

Two things the movie does right: Jessica Biel in a bikini and I like the design of the planes.

[@KingreX32]

The Talons were coolass looking planes.

[@AlexeyHD90]

Yeah, they were really nice designed, with those movable, forward sweep, switchblade wings, but I like EDI a bit more than the Talon... it looks alien

[@MrJuicekrew]

Looks like the VFX people played Dropship on the PS2. Virtual clone of the 'Assualt' Dropship in the game, sans folding wings.

[@smalliesmalls9601]

OriginalTharios The planes are kinda grounded, rule of cool would be like Macross or some shit

[@kyle857]

@OriginalTharios I would put her ina top 100. That picture of her naked sitting in the sink? One of the all time greats.

[@g_dmitri]

"...clean, almost like an inside job.." *gives the look* I love this guy.

[@dlovett1771]

He didn't need to say more. We knew.

[@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun]

Building 7

[@XiahouJoe]

@@Rek_Rc ^ you get it.

[@dosidicusgigas1376]

Turns out it was a jet fuel bomb meant to melt steel beams

[@Noizemaze4]

hahahahha I looled so hard xDDDD

[@AWZool]

Notice that ALL bad guy pilots has black visors to cover their entire face, while good guy pilots has transparent.

[@mayro4803]

Nothing says bad guy like ambiguity

[@Real28]

Standard stuff.

[@GunManGunHand]

Top gun reference.

[@thepsychicspoon5984]

been doing it since star wars

[@cliffisfuckingawesome3508]

@@GunManGunHand yeah like top gun

[@OKTechCrafter]

"If only JDAMs existed in the future..." lol

[@snakevenom56]

@RingSight91 I haven't even watched the movie in years and I remember most of that. But thats the problem of watching clips with no context, I guess

[@Doc_Hawk]

Yeah the context of the movie, which he missed was "It wouldn't work properly so nose dive to add velocity"

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

@RingSight91 But why wouldn't the rocket just flying straight downwards with its own engines penetrate the building?

[@djsonicc]

@@The_Viktor_Reznov Because...the movie needs to happen.

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

@@The_Viktor_Reznov for whatever reason they used a bomb model as a missile in the earlier scene, but it was a gravity bomb in the building scene. No rocket motor apparently.

[@seatedliberty]

I was drinking some pink lemonade when you said "they've gone to plaid". In addition to causing a pink mist incident, you may now add "Mover ruins keyboards" to your resume.

[@shyla7722]

"Even has an alien rifle" Germany is close enough to being alien

[@MrMaxStalsky]

Shy'la eagle eye! That’s a military HK G36. Why whey didn’t took a G11? It looks more futuristic.

[@jingfanyu5815]

@@MrMaxStalsky yeah, G11 :an alien clock which can even shot bullet!!

[@ppsarrakis]

@@MrMaxStalsky g11 doesnt look american enought.

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

@@MrMaxStalsky Damn Kraut space magic gun!

[@lawrencebrewer8769]

Yeah, we found an alien ship a few years ago, reverse engineered and assimilated their tech ;-)

[@alexshmalex]

"Eagle guys like this stuff... everyone else..." I think most viewers missed that one. Solid gold! :D

[@adamwoodford7629]

Ha - noticed that straight away. Savage.

[@sgthrawn]

F-15 pilots?

[@defencebangladesh4068]

savage

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

@@sgthrawn ohhhhh.... lol

[@daszieher]

this one made me pause it, because I was laughing too hard. still can't type... :'D

[@magnus_bd6185]

"Stealth aircraft flying so low " This statement technically roasted the whole movie !!!

[@orlock20]

The real latest military technology is boring from a movie perspective. That's why there are few modern military movies and even fewer close to accurate modern military movies.

[@gronank]

The intended replacement for the A-10 is the F-35. Just sayin'

[@matsv201]

@@gronank it's cheaper to render a stealth airplane. Still... I can se a future where all aircrafts are stealth... even the attack once. Well... swedish JAS 39 E kind of is a pseudo stealth attack plane.

[@cancelanime1507]

orlock20 That’s not actually true

[@orlock20]

@@cancelanime1507 Weapon sensors and weapons are dumbed down in modern conflict scenes while the various sides are shown in the same shot because they are too close together.

[@HayderAbdulridha]

The Description: "staring Jessica Biel and some others."

[@L4INDIA]

Good lord hahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂

[@kosnow11]

"Selfie-cam: engaged - snap-chat filters..." - almost pissed myself, thank you bahaha.

[@natinnz6134]

"Physics aren't really happening here" - new favourite quote

[@riteousrighthand6144]

I love how the variable geometry wings on these aircraft can swing against the force of the air moving around them, as they're hitting these ridiculous speeds. Those actuators must be BEEEEEFY. and an absolute nightmare to swap(coming from an F-15E maintainer).

[@imyourdad6690]

tomcat did it all the time

[@riteousrighthand6144]

@@imyourdad6690 when it's accelerating? Have a hard time believing that.

[@CruelestChris]

Well, I mean when Jessica Biel's Talon explodes you can see the trick, there's clearly a much, much larger plane inside it.

[@riteousrighthand6144]

@@CruelestChris lol.

[@Longbow7771]

"discount Matthew McConaughey " 😂😂😂 "Jessica Biel" (looks @ camera serious face) 😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀💀😂😂

[@brian81fbird]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that. Josh Lucas, the "discount Matthew McConaughey" 🤣🤣🤣

[@serspartacus9657]

Mover: "OH we've gone to plaid!" Me: And... Subscribed.

[@ExtremeUnction1988]

Spaceball!

[@Wild_Danimal]

“I said across her nose, not up it!”

[@Jwillrocku2]

“Thats the slowest helicopter ever its having trouble keeping up with a limping couple” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@generalkenobi5173]

Norh koerea needs to upgrade their helis if they can't keep up with a slow limping couple.

[@edwardcaco8534]

"Almost like an inside job..." I see what you did there Mover ;-)

[@gatorb8]

The real reason he sound the trigger warning lol

[@eddiezatt5481]

oooh yeah u got it too, i wasn't dreaming haha

[@cancelanime1507]

HE KNOWS THE TRUTH!

[@kbskbreezy]

✈️✈️

[@Roger_Cope]

Did almost collapse at freefall speed huh?

[@mapachetapatio]

"Very clean demolition, almost like an inside job" ... Man, that was a clever punchline. The face you made delivering the line. Laughing hysterically

[@shingshongshamalama]

The one thing I know about this movie is that the AI plane turned out to be everyone's favorite character.

[@Klaaism]

I'll admit to tearing up a little at the end. Kinda like old yeller, which is a terrible movie to see when you are nine.

[@Endseeking]

The "discount Matthew McConaughey" comment was so unexpectedly savage

[@shura0107]

The "one really good scene" is the scene that has stuff for everyone: Jessica Biel in a bikini, and discount Matthew McConaughey.

[@jackymc]

No CG there

[@afrog2666]

Alright alright alright

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"Straight outta G.I. Joe" is the best descriptor for this movie so far.

[@foxtrotcharlie5473]

"yes those AKs will definitely take down a stealth aircraft"😂😂😂😂 this man is soo sarcastic

[@mrtentacle9049]

He talks soo much shit its hilarious😂😂

[@KingFreakinTut]

C.W. Lemoine: “I’ll bet you that’s not even a real Russian.” Vladimir Makarov: “remember...”

[@carinhall4508]

"...no Russian."

[@lespretend]

@@carinhall4508 "Top 10 Most Fucked Up Moments In Gaming"

[@ZarviroffSerge]

It was real Russian. He's said "Не вижу, где он?" - "Can't see him, where is he?". And then something inaudible. Later, when a 30 was on his 6, the pilot uttered some really good Russian: "The target is ready to be hit", literally. lol. Worth noting they speak w/o accent. :D

[@ZarviroffSerge]

@@AudieHolland Really? Huh. It always causes a chuckle here in Mordor when Russian comes up in films/shows. Even the big ones. For example, in one of the marvel movies, where in the beginning some Russian military men were interrogating Scarlett Johansson' char, during the aerial shot the cam was panning downwards and a huge billboard crawled into view with some "Russian" ad in it. It read something like "ЫИРВЫФИР ЫТОФР!" - not words at all. :D Another example is the best spy series in history of the universe: The Bourne franchise. In the Identification, Bourne was looking through his passports at a Swiss bank. One of them was Russian. In English his name read Foma Kinyaev. In Russian it was like "ЩШЩШТР ВТЦЦ" - like, literally, you can't even form a single syllable from those letters. :D Should've been "Фома Киняев". And the all time classic, the Arny's Russian, and his meme-atic "COCAINUM" dialog with a dude from Russian mafia. For the very same reason (the immigration) and also taking into account the budget of these films it used to baffle people here - why couldn't they find a Russian dude to, at least, write proper Russian? They speak good clean Russian in Homeland, btw.

[@AudieHolland]

​@@ZarviroffSerge Hollywood is mostly trash with most of the budget in its productions spent on shiny things and big explosions. Have you seen the movie "Moscow on the Hudson (1984)?" Not Robin Williams' best movie but it gives a glimpse into the lives of Russians who chose to defect/depart to the US of A during the Cold War. And about bogus 'Russian texts' in movies, I would spot those because even though the cyrillic alphabet is a bit different, most letters are like the western (Greek) alphabet.

[@student8136]

​@@ZarviroffSerge > In Russian it was like "ЩШЩШТР ВТЦЦ" It was 'Ащма ЛШТНФУМ', i.e. literally the same keys as in 'Foma Kinyaev', but with Russian layout instead of US. >why couldn't they find a Russian dude to, at least, write proper Russian? They do sometimes, e.g. in 1997's Peacemaker (the one with Clooney). There are russian characters played by russian actors, ex-yugo for ex-yugo, etc.

[@NelsonBrown]

I wonder if there are any air combat movies from Russia that Mover could introduce us Americans to and simultaneously ruin.

[@snakeandnape9252]

They did develop and use a rocket guided bomb. It was called the AGM-123 Skipper 2. It was a Mk83 with a Paveway guidance package and a rocket motor. It was mostly used on the A-6 Intruder. It was used in combat to sink an Iranian frigate during Operation Praying Mantis and Desert Storm.

[@kurtengel4652]

"with Discount Matthew Mcconaughey.. and Jessica Biel... (*short pause, looks at audience) "

[@matiasfpm]

The guy is the baddie in hulk 1

[@Tinfoilnation]

"Eagle guys like this stuff" -- *Mishap Report* The MP experienced catastrophic acceleration of scalding comestible stimulant (See appendix A - physical and chemical properties of Folger's Black Silk) resulting in nostril cavity overpressure and rapid focused expulsion. Irreparable damage to delicate electronic components rendered the MP's controls unresponsive and severely traumatized the feline copilot that was at that point attempting crew rest in the MP's lap. A bill for damages will be submitted forthwith.

[@JamesWitte]

"He needs a clutch" hahaha gold. I walked outa this one back in the day. Those lines were killing me

[@harrymoto6951]

I only got half way through the review... and Mover was cracking me up regularly, but I just couldn't take it anymore!

[@JoshMarohl]

Ace Combat: Assault Horizon was more believable than Stealth.

[@AzrialAlaria]

That was like the worst AC game in my opinion. Didn't appreciate the hand holding on-rails sections AT ALLLLLLL!

[@Col00Hague]

Lies haha

[@richardhockey8442]

Flash Gordon is more believable than Stealth

[@wildmeatloaf8373]

Azrial Alaria it was pretty bad. The 5 minute long “dogfights” just filling the enemies’ tail with cannon shells is just ridiculous. The attack helicopter sections were kinda cool, though.

[@johnp2110]

Tramatic memories Assault Horizon is.

[@honda2363]

5:10 - "Oh, we've gone to plaid!" How many youngsters missed that reference? lol

[@Leadnap]

Was for me tied with the eagle guys line for best line in the whole thing

[@AmyEdwards1986]

I do hope they made an instant cass.. I mean Blu-ray of it.

[@thetacoman4794]

I'm an '07 baby and thankfully my parents showed me spaceballs already

[@Klaaism]

I've always made sure to show my younger siblings Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and etc. Now I've got nieces and nephews to terrorize when watching them. Let alone my own when they get old enough, and I need something to keep them distracted.

[@nickyates5431]

"All they are missing is the fast and furious, he needs a clutch" I laughed out loud to myself! great comment Mover

[@officialgmusic]

“And some other people” perfect ! Hahahah You should do a Mover Ruins Movies on Hot Shots with Charlie sheen ... the first one !

[@SpaceTurd69]

easy buddy. that's sacred.

[@officialgmusic]

Turd Ferguson hahahah true .. it is ... 😎

[@officialgmusic]

Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits right ?!? Hahaha

[@pfeifer80]

Mover Ruins Movies: Independence Day. "Welcome to Earth"

[@Deimnos]

Yeah, i guess Independence day has airplane scenes, could be funny :)

[@mrkhanofficials5432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gF7Ziqd7ptpkg7M

[@troopergames8173]

Hello boys!... I'm baaaaaaack!

[@kyle857]

God, Jessica Biel was hot though.

[@marcofava]

Still is

[@cancelanime1507]

XD

[@MentalParadox]

Just that annoying voice...

[@ThePeanutGiant]

Was? Excuse you, good sir.

[@rutwickgangurde3247]

Absolutely

[@noisyboy87]

I love your subtle 'dry' sense of humor LOL FYI the moviemakers decided to give the FA-37 Talon 'F-35B' VTOL characteristics in the scene where he is refueling from the blimp. If you look closely, there is a lift fan behind the cockpit and the so-called 'bomb doors' are actually downward-directed exhaust ducts. I know. It's very silly. But I do love the design of these fighters

[@camojg2272]

Oh sweet another episode of Mover Ruins my Lung Capacity

[@CWLemoine]

MOVID-69?

[@azraelblame]

@@CWLemoine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Viper1Zero]

LMAO "Eagle guys like this stuff *the dude*...everyone else" *Jessica Beil* And hell YEAH best scene in the movie. Got damn.

[@merlinzipp]

I was going to like this comment but I would have been #70. I will leave it as is.

[@tongo382]

LOL!

[@TopCollections]

13:43 future got so much technology except seats that work , lols 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nailed it !

[@Klaaism]

Or JDAM equivalents.

[@lawrencebrewer8769]

As an IT guy I feel like that, when watching movies with IT stuff. "Oh no! The firewall 's been breached!"

[@Klaaism]

Oh Lord Ive eyerolled so hard at hacking scenes or some actor trying to explain tech. It hurts when the badly written explanation or metaphor is overly complicated.

[@hanakoakamoto8919]

And then there is NCIS four-hands-on-keyboard hacking defence...

[@johnp2110]

The best part of this movie were all the shots of Jessica B’s behind.

[@badlandschomps5711]

Agreed

[@F5Storm1]

"Giggity"

[@deancerny9509]

I actually followed her up a ladder well. Sit down.

[@afrog2666]

Unless you`re an "Eagle-Guy" lol

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

The best part by far, yeah.

[@jonathanbaptiste7733]

"That's a clean demolition of that building. Almost like its a inside job" cracked myself up on that point😂

[@ltspectergc009]

"The Blue Man Group!" Hahah Mover bro you had my cracking up on this one.

[@kencramer2232]

“Oh look, it can land vertically too. The jet can do whatever the movie needs.” 😂🤣 Love your sense of humour. As an emergency services personnel, I know how tedious it can be watching movies alter reality to create drama. Again Mover, your humour is gold (& reference to Parks & Rec

[@SaRENRampaiger]

Harrier Jet that lands vertically IRL: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@nipi8884]

I'm french, and happy that you will talk next time of the french Mirage movie "Les Chevaliers du Ciel". Not sure this in one of the best fighter movies, but anyway lot of the images are real capture, so at least you will enjoy the beauty of our Mirage 2000 ;). And thanks for your vids!

[@harmandeepsingh6598]

I like that movie a lot

[@mrbpdx]

NiPi I loved it!

[@helmetless]

Best movie ever, except for that blonde pilot - she throw it to the ashes with her bad acting

[@HillTrekkerSarge]

I like that movie.

[@eddiezatt5481]

salut camarade ! c'est fou de se retrouver ici

[@stuna101a]

Time to watch 1995 Independence Day. There is some juicy scenes in there with the Hornet and Randy Quaid.

[@eddiedingle7689]

"almost like an inside job" legit cracked me up. "jet fuel can't melt steel beems"

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

NO. It can´t. Trust me. I´m something of an expert myself.

[@dankuchar6821]

Doesn't have to melt anything. Just has to get it hot. I'm always amazed at the people with all their crazy conspiracy theories that aren't real physicists. Then again, one of the biggest conspiracy theorists who went around preaching that 9/11 was an inside job with a controlled demolition was actually my physics professor at the time. He also was studying cold fusion. That didn't go anywhere either.

[@snowblind9065]

@@dankuchar6821 I here you i studied engineering and my accountant buddy was sold on the cold fusion Bs stating it too be the worlds answer every thing 25 years later not a peep.By the way my dad taught physics he had masters in quantum mechanics and theoretical math..and always laughed off the tinfoil hat crowd

[@davidritchie9344]

Sure does turn the beams into spaghetti noodles tho lol

[@honor4thoseb471]

You had me dying bud!!!! I’m a Spec on the F-22, and you had me literally laugh out loud about having a side stick like all the other future fighters....lol

[@ShawfujikawaTTV]

The one dislike is an Eagle guy. ;)

[@pudding390]

Lol definitely eagle guys!!

[@ericferguson9989]

"There goes the Hindenburg." Oh, the Humanity.

[@hazmatt3250]

“If only JDAMs existed in the future” 😒 Love it

[@Professional_hooligan]

“100% real, gigadee...😆😪” The new execution command when you need to down a bogey....

[@ColonelDBoy]

"NOT THE BLUE MANS GROUP!" -C.W. Lemoine

[@iq271]

Next Mover ruins Movies should be "Flight of the Intruder". I would like to get your take on that one. Keep up the good work

[@turbomach1]

iq271 the shrike! Don’t look at the shrike. Willem dafoe right?

[@iq271]

@@turbomach1 I always loved that movie

[@USNRaptor]

He can't ruin Flight of the Intruder, it's too good.

[@AdamB9098]

I should have checked because I just said that same thing lol

[@nolanolivier6791]

YES WAY!!!

[@matteotivan3414]

"Technically the rock killed Henry" Me wondering why The Rock would kill a random guy:

[@callo3]

22:00 when EDI starts randomly shooting when it could have hovered and THEN started firing and caught the incompetent helicopter pilot off guard. Some AI...

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

I assume it was using the recoil of the guns to assist in reversing.

[@productNine]

@@Kardia_of_Rhodes Pretty sure it was meant as a distraction to get the chopper to pay attention to it and not the pilots

[@hashirahmed2610]

Pilots would have been long dead if he waited to get in position first.

[@CruelestChris]

@@hashirahmed2610 Why exactly does the Nork chopper care more about killing two pilots with a rifle between them than securing a top-secret UCAV?

[@pudding390]

"If only JDAMs existed in the future🤨🤨" smh i cried laughing

[@crimsonstang]

"That is the slowest helicopter ever... Almost like an Austin Powers chase scene." LOL

[@goldcfi7103]

"Not CGI. Definitely real..." Eye-roll.

[@ApexxGaming]

8:16 “You dont own that plane the taxpayers do”

[@charlesratcliff2016]

Discount Matthew McConaughey; I love that

[@dannyr2976]

Whenever I see Josh Lucas now, that nickname'll stick in my head. DAMN IT!!!!

[@mrkhanofficials5432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gF7Ziqd7ptpkg7M

[@dnated3374]

I'm pretty sure Mover isn't responsible for ruining this movie lol

[@GrizzAxxemann]

It was everything but Jessica Biel that ruined it.

[@SamnissArandeen]

If anything, Mover was giving the eulogy.

[@Klaaism]

For me the AI was the best part.

[@charlesmayberry2825]

"we've gone to plaid" Me: Immediate starts snickering and making ludicrous speed jokes in my head.

[@AllNetTony]

It's "EDI" as in "EDDY" not "E.D." Those weren't bomb doors, those were VTOL doors.

[@normk5761]

"No one really believes this, right?" Well, yes, they do! Right after this movie came out a woman posted one of the promo shots of Jessica Biel in the cockpit while the plane was on the carrier with the caption "You go Cmdr. Kara Wade! Proof that women can also become Naval aviators in our newest, latest aircraft!" While women can and do just that, the woman who posted really did think it was real. I didn't have the heart to break the news to her.... Also, this it from IMDB: 'The film made $76.9 million, against a budget of $135 million.The $58.1 million loss made it one of the biggest box office bombs of all time.' Sorry Mover, this movie was ruined a long time ago........

[@rotyler2177]

What on earth did they spend the $135 million on???

[@defencebangladesh4068]

Nothing changed today

[@harrymoto6951]

@@rotyler2177 Bad special effects.

[@snowblind9065]

@@rotyler2177 cheap cgi, a full scale mock up of the F-37,Jessica Beil,s ass,and Sam shepherd slumming it for a paycheck( why,Sam why?)

[@rotyler2177]

@@snowblind9065 'Coz she got a great ASS. And you got your head.. all the way up it!!'

[@ProKr3w]

"We're going to Tokyo drift through here.." that made me laugh

[@troopergames8173]

They even had the blurred lights that really got me 😂

[@robertduran100]

"We've gone to plaid!" I lost it right there LOL

[@dougm8871]

I came across this channel Friday night after I watched this silly Stealth movie and wanted to see a reaction video. This dude's channel is awesome! I've watched a bunch of his other videos (Mach 1!, Missile Shoot, Fighter Pilot Lingo Explained, How Do Fighter Pilots Get Their Callsigns, reactions to movies, etc) . It's great that civilians can see what it's really like to be a fighter pilot and have things explained to us in laymen terms.

[@PassportBrosBusinessClass]

You gotta love how they’re attacking middle eastern people and suddenly end up OVER NORTH KOREA 🇰🇵.

[@RebornV3]

fighting jets from Russia....

[@spamaccount1680]

...using aircraft that definitely cost upwards of $50,000 per flight hour

[@orlock20]

That is a big problem for hyper sonic vehicles. Hyper sonic means the craft, usually a missile, can go over Mach 5. OK, so the aircraft can get there, but no there is a fuel problem. Yeah, the aircraft can go long distances quickly, but it is a glider over 80% of the time because it takes a lot of fuel, at best liquid oxygen, to move that mass at that speed.

[@spamaccount1680]

@@orlock20 Not quite. Nowdays, experimental hypersonic vehicles are usually airbreathing (yes, some are boosted to hypersonic speeds by a rocket motor, others use purely rocket motors, but many hypersonic vehicles developed, and most in development, are airbreathing). Airbreathing vehicles don't have to carry an oxidizer, so fuel isn't an issue anymore (yes, hypersonic speeds means high TSFC, but high speed means your distance per unit fuel isn't degraded as dramatically). However, hypersonic vehicles (especially with a human inside) have massive turn radii (the SR-71, which is not hypersonic, already has a turn radius the size of texas), so it is possible to go from the middle east to north korea even while you're banking as hard as you can.

[@matsv201]

@@orlock20 something like a sabre uses a fraction of the fuel than a conventional jet engine... well... in theory. If the sabre engine ever goes into production of cause someone will make a fighter with it.

[@berrytharp1334]

Do the original "Airplane!", "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[@jakesigalmix]

Yes, and don't call me Shirley.

[@worldtravel101]

Turkish prison

[@mattboggs6304]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[@Doug_Narby]

@@possiblepilotdeviation5791 We ALL picked the wrong month to quit sniffing glue.

[@msumungo]

YES YES YES! :DDD

[@MaxUgly]

"Hot Shots" was more accurate than this movie! *Please do Hot Shots

[@n.w.1803]

"Topper! What happened?" "I, uhh...thought I saw Elvis.." "Let him go, Topper...the King is gone."

[@paulbyrne2445]

Recently discovered your KZbin videos. As former Air Force and a pilot I've been cringing at these movies for decades now. Thanks for some great vids with just the right level of humour and a sprinkling of sarcasm to garnish the technical observations. 🤙🏽

[@kentonstout9323]

"You're going to have to fill out so much paper work for this." lol so true, even as a Lcpl dating a Cpl we had to fill out paperwork.

[@Puzzoozoo]

Why? Attraction, and relationships between a man and a woman happen.

[@kentonstout9323]

@@Puzzoozoo When there's a chain of command things can get complicated quickly for everyone involved in and around the situation. Favoritism can rear it's ugly head in a lot of ways and when you're in a strict, rule-following lifestyle like that... a personal relationship between say an Officer and an Enlisted person could potentially be really disruptive.

[@unfathomable1876]

that "alien rifle" was a G36

[@148crusader]

Kraut Space Magic

[@yourmomma8065]

@@148crusader No, The Kraut Space Magic is the G 11. DEUTSCHE WELTRAUMKRAUTMAGIE!!! JAWOOOHL.

[@ThomasHendrickson]

Exactly what I thought

[@TheMarkusBerlin]

Standard German army rifle

[@lloydsshadow5903]

Was just checking to see if anyone said this! XD

[@imhollywood1015]

"We've gone PLAID!!" LMAOOOOO

[@thedolt9215]

That’s a half hour out of my life I’ll never get back… It’s like a car wreck, terrible, but you can’t look away!

[@sarahphyllis5782]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@philipcooper8297]

Everybody knows, that there's only one tactical song, and that is the Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

[@m.s.aviation7065]

Lol I love that song

[@Stretch1931]

I noticed during the tight spin, she was able to comfortably reach inside the glove box and pull out something, and then go through all the buttons and switches while in a death spin, yet someone can't even stay in their lane while they touch the screen in their Android Auto or Apple Carplay. And... it really befuddles me how the awesomeness with science allows her to move her hands without stress even during all those G-rolls. You think her arms would be thrown out, and she's have to struggle to pull them back in.

[@smnoy23]

I remember this movie! I seem to recall enjoying it, though even as a kid I was like “this probably isn’t how jets work”

[@amouramarie]

I'm a grown-ass adult and my level of expertise in movies is still mostly, "This probably isn't how jets work."

[@NintendoSonic101]

"Chafe and flare, he's chafing in his G-suit!" I cannot get over that

[@SHGTnull]

"Snapchat Filter" Lol 😂

[@MikeOxiner]

7:33 “Eagle guys like this stuff...” HAHA I see what you did there

[@Billicious78]

Thx Mover. You've made my day. Almost fell of my chair when you said " They went to plaid! " haha

[@mikem.s.1183]

Hugely entertaining, Mover. Great to watch you rip these movies apart. Big thank you, sir.

[@fraucow]

That lady pilot reminded me of my ex-.....even falling to her death, she wont shut up for even one second about how her day is going.......

[@JamesBradock]

Haha

[@manden22]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[@thomasleveque1516]

Thank you for this.

[@afrog2666]

Maybe you should be dating dudes..

[@defencebangladesh4068]

💀

[@andersnoren6070]

The North Koreans looked very well fed for some reason.

[@jamesm568]

I like how the Drone showed expression when it got pissed.

[@huihuihuihuihuihui1]

18:59 "Не вижу где он!", "I can't see where he is!". Real Russian, pretty much no accent.

[@johnpatz8395]

".... We've gone to plaid!" 😂

[@therealsnow]

I lost it at that one haha

[@erikallder8199]

From what I remember from seeing this movie when it came out, the reason they were trying to drop the bomb on that building at a 90-degree angle is because the building was super-reinforced and apparently gravity alone would not have given it the momentum/energy needed to punch through all the layers of concrete and destroy the structure without affecting neighboring buildings. In case anyone else besides Mover was wondering. 😄

[@sturm375]

That was the one real question I had about the movie tactics. I wish Mover had commented on whether or not performing that kind of maneuver would really add penetration capability to a bomb.

[@mrkhanofficials5432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gF7Ziqd7ptpkg7M

[@philhines]

So in other words, a Durandal would have done the job.

[@sturm375]

@@philhines According to Wikipedia, the Durandal bomb can penetrate up to 40 cm of concrete, in the movie, they say something like 10-20 feet of reinforced concrete is needed to be penetrated.

[@joshualandry3160]

@@sturm375 Real world physics probably not. The bomb would reach terminal velocity or decelerate to terminal velocity very quickly. Basically, the bomb's speed would be more or less constant. In case you are still wondering 3 years later.

[@vinyltapelover]

Man I had just finished the Noonan interview video. It was great and insightful. I came here b/c I saw the thumbnail. This is the funnies section for me. As always, a great job. "If only they had JDAMs in the future." Your quick look to the viewer..Priceless, lol. I caught the "Borg" reference and I'm not even finished watching you Ruin Another Movie. You're aces, Mover. Thank you, as always. Back to the movie.

[@JohnRodriguez-jd4ib]

Jessica Biel's play-by-play (as Kara Wade) as she parachuted into North Korea reminded me so much of Will Ferrell's narration (as Mustafa) of his slow, torturous death in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" that I couldn't but help laugh at the comparison. The only line missing from Kara Wade's transcript was, "Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned."

[@cancelanime1507]

“That’s the slowest helicopter ever” well it is North Korean so what ya expect lol?

[@ppsarrakis]

@RingSight91 dont russians hold the helicopter airspeed record?

[@wullfsaxon2634]

Person: So what do you do for a living? Mover: I'm a fighter pilot, movie reviewer, track car driver. I'm a comedian too and I wrote a series of novels. I'm also a Sherriff and on my off days I collect mail from my admirers. And you?

[@nikelinq2899]

SeekerOfTruth don’t forget airline pilot.

[@nikelinq2899]

Nobody has the right to say he doesn’t work enough.

[@888vermillion]

LMAO@ "we've gone to plaid"; great video commentary, brother. I'm going to look up your books: hopefully writing is even better.

[@stephenburch7410]

Honestly my one of my favorite parts of the channel, hilarious. Also enjoying the Spectre series, thanks

[@keithmcfaul9204]

At the beginning of the movie the missile launcher with the AIM-9 Sidewinders was called a Chaparral Missile Launcher and the gatling gun was a Vulcan trailer-towed gun. Both of them I worked on after I got out of the AF and went to work at an Army depot.

[@achmadalmizar8032]

"Both hand on the stick... N0oB" -C.W. Lemoine

[@Spartan045G]

I have been waiting for this for a long time.