Steamed Hams but Chalmers is obsessively investigative

GOOD LORD
Some alternate titles:
Steamed Hams but Chalmers is a detective
Steamed Hams but Chalmers isn't having any bullshit
Steamed Hams but Chalmers has a high-conflict personality
Steamed Hams but Chalmers is an opportunistic killer
Steamed Hams but Press X to Doubt
Steamed Hams but it's on Hard Mode

[@aiheki]

*makes a viral meme vid with 1m+ views* P4INKiller: Ight imma head out

[@Jetstream_Sams_Burgeria]

oh shit its been pinned

[@EternalShadow1667]

Holy fuck this guy is still checking

[@marcosmorales2537]

lol

[@SuperGamersgames]

Yeah, the dialogue was really well stitched and the animations well combined. More effort than a usual parody.

[@ohboy1113]

You just got spited.

[@ultragaming4962]

steamed hams hard mode -Chalmers is more perceptive -he also has more common sense -lying is less effective

[@Truescreen]

*Speech check failed.*

[@nathantokhi5215]

(Quicksave) Uuuuupstate New York.. (Persuasion Attempt Failed) Really? Well i'm Fro- (Pause) (Load Quicksave, Quicksave Loaded) Uuuuupstate New York.. (Persuasion Attempt Failed) Really? Well i'm Fro- (Pause) (Load Quicksave, Quicksave Loaded) Uuuuupstate New York.. (Persuasion Attempt Failed)

[@Vendetta162X]

This comment needs more likes

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

This aged very well due to smash ultimate

[@tallzombie12345]

@Victor Sosa *wait no, im out of cash yoU SON OF A FUCKING SEA P-*

[@buntado6]

He finally saw the fire. Closure, at last.

[@fungifago]

Might this meme rest in peace

[@goldengifts3830]

No those are Aurora Borealis

[@snappy452]

Shows you how much hes done with Skinner that he saw it and didnt care.

[@subscriber101able]

@@goldengifts3830 A-aurora Borealis? At this time of the day. At this time of the year. Localized entirely in his kitchen.

[@VectormanRxQueen]

buntado6 lol

[@MisotheScot]

The way he goes "St..Steamed hams?" Its such a real reaction to how a normal person would react to that kind of lie

[@sawyervuorensyrja4703]

There’s just the slightest hint of incredulity in his voice, like he’s thinking “are you fucking serious?”

[@Fer-gw3rq]

666 likes

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

Also the expression at 1:45 , the sort of worried stress of someone who's uncomfortable with the situation but isn't quite willing to not go along with it so they're just sort of stuck.

[@yoghurtlord1745]

The little stammers are perfect - 2:22 is my favourite bit

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

You deserve a sub Misogi Kumagawa

[@PuristTheSpecter]

“It’s a regional dialect.” “Uh-huh. What region?” “Uh-“ _”WHAT REGION, SEYMOUR?”_

[@noblelewis4620]

I’m the first comment and no one can take that away from me.

[@scout7734]

your not the only comment

[@davisbowe8668]

It's funny but at the same time it's like, damn Chalmers calm down and give the man time to answer.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

_THE NUMBERS, MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?_

[@bubblegumxo]

@@davisbowe8668 this Chalmers isn't messing around and already figured out his lie when he saw the kitchen empty 😂.

[@Numberer1]

God damn, this is edited to perfection. You steam a good meme.

[@actuallystuff]

You called it a steamed meme despite the fact that it’s obviously grilled

[@marinaev2406]

TheBeastModeGamer Y-you know-

[@kcrelax3330]

Oh hello good sir

[@sammygaming9063]

TheBeastModeGamer No, it's obviously fried.

[@apple54345]

It's obviously grilled, Numberer1.

[@javimarrero94]

0:48 This is the best edited part: how Chalmers interrupts and then Skinner stutters before continuing is so perfect

[@cordyceps7531]

September Ghost And 2:20

[@EmmBee27]

Both of those are my favorite parts of this. It's such a great touch.

[@Godskineater]

Jay Sherard I can’t stop laughing

[@P4INKiller]

_This was an editing mistake._ *SHHHHHH!!*

[@erazure.]

P4INKiller “there are no mistakes”

[@joshm.69420]

*THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED, SEYMOUR* *THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY KRUSTY BURGERS, SEYMOUR*

[@Bigboss1984V]

Josh M. very demanding he is.

[@randomuploadsism]

This comment made me laugh more than the video x

[@-ahvilable-6654]

What region? What region, Seymour?

[@coryparrish525]

I loved that part!😂

[@slavastor6290]

*Stress level 100%*

[@sasgo8452]

1:30 That's honestly the best part. The way he presses the issue is just golden

[@saitodosan9377]

Same with 0:40 lmao

[@Magma_Seb]

*WHAT REGION, SEYMOUR?*

[@OhNotThat]

Chalmers really should be a hard hitting interview reporter, my dude was having absolutely none of Skinner's shit.

[@DeliciousHotShmoze]

Probably the cleanest edits in the whole video.

[@mrm64]

LMAO I was getting a little anxiety listening to him say that 🤣

[@TheMikirog]

It's like Seymour tries desperately to follow the script, while Chalmers just doesn't care.

[@helloworld1682]

YES

[@helloworld1682]

And I was that one reply!!

[@toadgatter7512]

Commenter in a Box There is really nothing to add

[@crimsondynamo615]

Chalmers is very much like Daniel Day Lewis. He does his own kind of acting and if you don’t follow him, he will drop the production.

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

No fucks given by Chalmers.

[@FloatingSunfish]

If I didn't see the actual episode myself I would've thought this was how it _really_ happened.

[@tarponpet]

Yeah minus the graveyard

[@Sam-kh1fp]

2 comments and 1.2k likes wat

[@trihardcx6743]

3 replies now.

[@IRVDawg]

Four comments : exists Me : the 4th comment Skinner- Delightfully Devilish

[@HanSanwich]

And now it’s 8 comments

[@hngh6404]

The fact that they occasionally pause Mid- sentence in confusion just makes it so much better

[@minkshaming]

Holy shit are you an actual T-rex

[@itsssuper]

damn bro we got a t-rex up in this

[@BrownKirbyEpic]

@@minkshaming yeah he has to be the name says so no name would ever lie

[@minkshaming]

@@BrownKirbyEpic He's clearly a T-rex, it says so right there.

[@BrownKirbyEpic]

@The All Seeing Eye i said he was don't racism me without reason

[@arcalyte4905]

Seymour: *whew* Chalmers: *looks back immediately, with no hesitation, examining Seymour with the eyes of a trained assassin*

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Yep

[@rydoggo]

You have to have the eyes of an assassin to work with kids lmao.

[@weaboi1461]

@@rydoggo my danganronpa senses are tingling

[@TheHero136]

Chalmers looking back and seeing Skinner just failing to fake a smile makes it so much funnier.

[@Hrafniin]

This shit kills me

[@TimelineGoddess]

"From what region?" "Uh-" _"What region, Seymour?"_

[@BlackieFoxxless]

Seymour in texas

[@chezi34]

That was the best part

[@DogeBoi-ut6kv]

*_Upstate New York_*

[@Green-Raccoon777]

*W H A T R E G I O N, S E Y M O U R ?*

[@dreemingofu8318]

666 likes c:

[@tanukies]

S: *yawns* That was wonderful! Good time was had by all- C: *They are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour.*

[@TheMaster1246]

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

[@tOSdude]

AuroraBorealis

[@magikman6883]

@@tOSdude Aurora Borealis?

[@robman1493]

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR AT THIS TIME OF DAY IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!?!

[@robman1493]

@@djfunky5372 Obviously...

[@emeraldkat7344]

Steamed Hams but Chalmers isn’t an idiot

[@captainmurica4]

Steamed hams but it’s you are Chalmers trying to figure out the situation

[@charlie172011]

Oh my God, he is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!

[@emeraldkat7344]

charlie172011 is that a reference I’m sry I don’t watch Simpsons

[@charlie172011]

@@emeraldkat7344 It is

[@AllardRT]

Steamed Hams but Chalmers isn't used to Skinner's shit yet.

[@joeh6915]

you can hear chalmers go “seymour?” and knock on the door while skinner is in the kitchen. the attention to detail here is impeccable

[@icebear6598]

Oh damn! I didn't notice until you pointed it out

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Skinner missed the sound cue AND the QTE there. What an absolute moron.

[@trudyandgeorge]

Totally! And the subsequent calf stretching excuse gets a nicely slowed-down "uhh huuuh" from Skinner 👏👌

[@pardonthemusic]

but the knocks are in the audio for the original steamed hams skit. i like that they added the little "seymour" to make the cue a bit more obvious though lol

[@JaxontheOkay]

i mean seymour did just walk into the kitchen and start screaming

[@alexgoman3556]

This is so well edited

[@robbiewalker2831]

Even that shot of 2:22 looks like it was reanimated, because we don't see Chalmers get up from that angle.

[@dedpxl]

yeah, I love the subtlety. It's so clean.

[@johnsherfey3675]

Robert Walker amazing now he should make the rest of the episode.

[@alexgoman3556]

Robert Walker the breaks in the sentences and Seymours stuttering seems like it was actually in the original

[@taneroont1023]

I'm the 999th like on your comment

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793]

HOLY CRAP, HOW DID YOU EDIT THIS SO FLAWLESSLY!? THIS, WITH NO EXAGGERATION, IS THE BEST STEAMED HAMS I’VE EVER SEEN

[@olliegoria]

You should see Steamed Hams Inc.

[@xbon1]

go see steamed hams battle network

[@cheifkeith3831]

This is pretty good but Steamed Hams but it’s All Star is still the best.

[@furiousstudios4438]

c r i m i n a l

[@quizzys7106]

@@furiousstudios4438 criminal criminal criminal criminal

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

This is very well edited. I love how as soon as Skinner returns he's still on topic about the Krusty burgers.

[@bravetherainbow]

He gives him a brief moment of respite but there's no way he's going to let it slide

[@81bnforeal]

*they’re obviously grilled, Seymour.

[@justinmillard8196]

Kitchen fire. Still obsessed with the burgers.

[@neighborsonthemoon1777]

Hey man. I fucks with your feed me avatar 🤘🏽

[@Hot18Shot]

Even better is that it trips up Seymour like he didn't expect Chalmers to be this pushy.

[@thomasfisher2370]

I love how nobody’s talking about how Chalmers heard an old lady crying for helped and just left

[@wakawoozy7049]

Heheheh, he just fuckin' left

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

"Baby, I'm not even here...I'm a hallucination"

[@jacobackley502]

Well she is his ex after all

[@theeyeoftheyinyangs]

*I watch the beginning* Yeeeah… He’s not buying any of Seymour’s shit here. *I see the end* … SHIT! That got dark quick!

[@Ooffoop]

LITERALLY HIS LOVER AND HE JUST LEFT

[@sir_john_hammond]

This video is obviously grilled.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Sir John Hammond He spared no expense.

[@robertohurtado9167]

It's obviously grilled, Seymour.

[@PiousMoltar]

Obviously.

[@clamstain]

Uh huh.

[@TheDogofTin]

The Hoax Hotel damn, I was about to post that comment

[@goozer326]

Seymour: *says anything* Chalmers: *R E A L L Y*

[@abbyalphonse499]

Uhh-pstate new york?

[@RLR_STAR]

Abby Alphonse *R E A L L Y ?*

[@matthewisguy7336]

“From the- from the- steamed clams we’re having!”

[@LoganTheDevilMayCryFan]

@@matthewisguy7336 uh huh

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@LoganTheDevilMayCryFanphew..

[@lastlife0726]

I can't believe I'm not sick of steamed hams edits yet

[@AxeIRad]

Me too

[@maatoangeleri2913]

The scene is a bottomless gold mine

[@daniellipko710]

Right? I’m not even a Simpsons fan but it’s so good

[@RetroJaysFTW]

Same

[@OniContraverum]

Someome needs to revive this meme

[@redtexan7053]

“And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?” “Uh” *”They are obviously grilled, Seymour.”*

[@headspill]

*holds out open burger* “These are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour.”

[@TheHero136]

"N-no. Eh, um..."

[@sportsfan09yt]

@@TheHero136 GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE

[@TheHero136]

@@sportsfan09yt Aurora borealis?

[@abbyalphonse499]

@@TheHero136 AH? AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?

[@StormCrow95]

I just love how Chalmers just doesn't fuck around here. It's pretty much an almost perfect edit that works that in so nicely. Probably my favorite version of this meme, with the Pulp Fiction one just close behind it.

[@SusPitch]

Damn give me a link to that version

[@baybarsatmaca]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mH2ainWvlLyoobM

[@StormCrow95]

Shit, I was about to do that. Thanks.

[@anexplosion5436]

My personal favourite is the Battle Network version.

[@johnhein2539]

This is like a very realistic depiction of being friends with someone who has a problem with lying. You give them all this space to tell the truth. You’re patient and polite not to call them out on it, yet still prideful enough to reveal you can connect the dots to find all the holes in their stories, but they keep smiling, keep lying, and you keep giving them your sad, cold, knowing stare. Then you eventually leave, knowing there is fire behind you, either from their house or their pants.

[@ssalamander1294]

they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@TateyGabey]

liar liar pants on fire godly end to a statement. well done sir

[@TheRedCap30]

Jesus Christ this is so accurate lmao

[@douglassfunnie9959]

Deep man...

[@JanAside]

Why do I get the feeling your girlfriend cheated on you at some point.

[@diamondinthesky4771]

I love how calmly Chalmers walks out of the house at the end, and when he hears Agnes scream he turns back, but ultimately decides to leave her and Seymour to their fate.

[@Starfleet8555]

He knew Seymour was lying so, he just decided that It wouldn't fo him any press him do instead let him suffer the consequences of his actions.

[@mozzeralleh]

i also love how it immediately cuts to a single frame of springfield cemetery

[@x-rex7236]

Like a boss

[@iliketurtles2531]

Holy shit you sticked to the original joke and you actually improved it. I never ever thought anyone can do that. You're a legend man.

[@Jam-iv6xz]

stuck*

[@ThePainkiller9995]

Stook

[@TheBlarggle]

steak

[@abdulmalikjahar-al-buhairi9754]

It ruins comedic timing. The original is much better

[@SykeGetJuked]

Streak

[@AwpWilliams]

They're obviously grilled Seymour. They're obviously Krusty Burger Seymour. That editing is amazing.

[@squiggsmcdolphin9506]

1.8k likes but no replies. That's weird.

[@lil_faner]

I like turtles

[@ItsJJOLO]

I like trains

[@bbruh1005]

JJOLO xx me to

[@eggomyweggo6576]

I like not dying

[@lukerentz4918]

Uh huh... uh what region? Uh- *_What region Seymour?_*

[@stephenthornton1675]

Upstate New York.

[@stephenthornton1675]

Really?

[@grandsonofvader]

That made me laugh too hard

[@willj78]

(x) DOUBT

[@Lordkills124]

That is my 3rd favourite one :)

[@OfficialMaxBox]

Genuinely super well done. Did you add the camera/vhs shake afterwards? The stitching was unbelievanble. Plus a very nice touch adding the moment-of-the-next-scene bit.

[@mr.arbiter996]

My dude where have u been

[@zsin128]

It's actually from remastered steamed hams verison

[@jakeberry9931]

Aired G

[@tk-hf4oz]

0:48 That stutter sounds so god damn genuine.

[@Dots.000]

2:22

[@moelazer]

1:21

[@xBlaster]

2:03

[@flyingsky1559]

@@xBlaster I’m wondering where the burger bite went

[@JustAnotherCommenter]

@@xBlaster You call this a stutter despite the fact it is obviously not -illed (It rhymes okay?)

[@healthfoodfajjot]

this is so good, down to the STUTTERING that you got PERFECTLY. Repeating questions, voice inflection, and it all fits SO WELL.

[@minkshaming]

What region, Seymour?

[@crazybrickstudios7482]

Ste...steamed hams?

[@pedinhu18]

They are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour.

[@AtlasFox_]

Steam... really?

[@theanonymousgamer590]

this video is just the pure embodiment of anxiety

[@comacharger6103]

The Anonymous Gamer Basically having a dinner with a serial killer.

[@Randus1058]

@@comacharger6103 Basically eating a serial killer with a serial killer.

[@Igorex95]

Basically being a serial killer with a serial killer

[@kmir1791]

Basically being a serial killer eating killer cereal with a serial killer

[@froilansanmiguel5192]

Basically eating dinner with a serial killer eating a serial killer

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

0:49: Skinner’s stuttering as Chalmers interrupts him had me in stitches.

[@gcwapa2787]

When the animation is so high quality you can see the shadows cast by the animation cel

[@Robotomy101]

he just has his settings on ultra and anti aliasing at 16x

[@KittoChan9]

even the sound is high quality you can literally hear the tongue inside the mouth at 2:26

[@AwesomeAce]

Wow. It’s a regional dialect.

[@funkyjoebob6121]

You should name this "Steamed hams but Chalmers has common sense".

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

Ninjafox1000 Exaclty what I was thinking

[@Link9058]

well, i think Chalmers knows tat shit is happening, but he doesn't care. To quote Lando Calrissian, _"I don't like it, I do't agree with it, but I accept it"_

[@gilbertotabares8196]

this is the best one yet. cause that's how shit would go down if it didn't take place in the Simpsonverse.

[@JXChannel]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6qonopqmJWAqrs This is the best one I found so far

Gilberto Tabares Ya only in real life would you let 2 people burn to death because one of them lied to you about hamburgers.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

James D HA! whoops! I meant until that point. I'm not 100% clear on Superintendent Chalmers's personality as a human being but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't just let em burn like that.

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I think I read once that it was officially stated that Chalmers is the only recurring character who could actually function outside of Springfield. While not entirely true, it isn't all that far off, either...

[@dowowowowowow7878]

911 likes

[@charlottebarham7722]

2:57 This was just the cherry on top, man

[@cleverusername1997]

I almost thought this was an alternate version of the scene because it was so well-made.

[@theclipsurgeon]

Deven Ciufalo like this 》 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKDVi4Jqial1l7M

[@CTeves97]

Deven Ciufalo me too!

[@moosejuice2166]

THE CLIP SURGEON this one was better though

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

The editing in this is amazingly slick.

[@dojotommy123]

Yes!

[@legosans926]

Yes

[@trihardcx6743]

Ye

[@wheedler]

Y

[@arsongamer1510]

o

[@TheShadowfan9000]

This comment reached over 5,000 likes and I won't reveal how I did it..... Though, with legs like mine, isn't it obvious?

[@InitiateDee]

Ikr

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

Delightfully devilish.

[@aquicklad972]

of course Mettaton, the "Human killing robot" loves that bit :P

[@Limei_Dreams]

@@aquicklad972 *squints eyes* hmm.. interesting... (love your pfp btw 😳)

[@ButterfreeYummy]

wow this is comedy

[@allthingstbv8278]

the little cut to seymour smiling at 0:56 always makes me laugh for some reason

[@kurokyoto6221]

the "WHEW" and then chalmers just whips around

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@kurokyoto6221 1:01 And then back to smiling Seymour lol

[@MeansofIntrigue]

Probably because it's funny.

[@jaxsterminator8634]

:)

[@3t0m03]

"Well that was wonderful. Good time was ha-" _"These_ _are_ _obviously_ _Krusty_ _Burgers,_ _Seymour."_

[@zar1536]

"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"

[@FreddyMasterCr]

@@zar1536 "Aurora Boreal’s?"

[@zar1536]

@@FreddyMasterCr "A-. AUORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOU'RE KITCHEN?"

[@FreddyMasterCr]

​@@zar1536 "Yes!"

[@zar1536]

@@FreddyMasterCr "Obviously...">=(

[@sylph8005]

This is actually insanely good. The fire part is the best. You're really good at editing, I hope you know that

[@LoadinMosin]

Male Sylph Omfg lmao

[@Ivurri]

Male Sylph 666th like

[@thetwistedsamurai]

Alternative Title: “Steamed Hams, but Superintendant Chalmers actually reacts in a realistic manner”

[@michaeledmunds7056]

Except the part where he kills Skinner at the end. Well, maybe that's realistic.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

​@@michaeledmunds7056 certainly!

[@MarikBentusi]

I love how the ending is a brief shot of the cemetery instead of the fire truck

[@furrykef]

You spoiled it D:

[@yotam6x7]

furrykef don't read the comments before watching something

[@daniele7989]

you did this to yourself

[@coreykoelling6331]

This sounds really weird before watching the video

[@Qwerteruiop]

he didn't spoil it for himself because this comment is the top comment and appears below the description.

[@bandicootsauce4569]

That's it. I'm writing fan fiction based on this meme.

[@kylecampbell565]

Crash's Underwear may I see it?

[@GECR_2001]

@@kylecampbell565 No

[@kylecampbell565]

@@GECR_2001 CRASH THE COMPUTER IS ON FIRE

[@GECR_2001]

@@kylecampbell565 No Kyle, it's just a Northern lights and Steamed Hams fan fiction

[@CryWindy]

“So you call it fan fiction despite the fact they’re obviously real.”

[@leightonpetty4817]

They’re obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour

[@robman1493]

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

[@DogeBoi-ut6kv]

*_Aurora Borealis_*

[@NotChukkov]

That was my fave, too

[@argentinaball2492]

Uh.. AURORA BOREALIS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR A THIS TIME OF DAY AT THIS PART OF COUNTRY LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN YOUR kitchen.

[@DogeBoi-ut6kv]

ArgentinaBall may i see it?

[@BrickiestBrick]

YOUR EDITING IS SO GOOD

[@Jim_Underscore]

Why the hell do you have 400 likes and not a single comment

[@ghosttactician403]

Jim_lock well, he has a comment now

[@Jim_Underscore]

Ghost Tactician we should stop this comment chain and any other chain

[@elkapitan_warcriminalcoyote]

Ok

[@LetsDrinkWindex]

I agree

[@Danariya1]

-What region? -Uh... -What region, Seymour? I'm not even the person who's lying in this situation and yet I felt so anxious during this part

[@ArtsyAustin]

2:20 Seymour: *yawn* well, good time was had- Chalmers: They're obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour."

[@ChristianFrates1997]

@@CryWindyAurora Borealis.

[@cemstrumental]

1:07 I was literally expecting Skinner to stand beside the window and smile at him again. xD

[@BonW]

Oh my god that would've been so funny.

[@matthewisguy7336]

“Why Seymour?”

[@Man_Jr._Studios]

Lmao

[@bluedistortions]

Genius

[@faselblaDer3te]

_What region, Seymour?_ ô_o

[@tigerbread78]

faselblaDer3te What battle? Which sector? Lol

[@ToastedAlmond98]

Uuh...Upstate Kanto?

[@NourishandThrive3]

Really? Well I’m from Pallet Town and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”

[@pastelpainter1206]

ô.ò

[@xFlareLeon]

Marie Satiu Oh, not in Pallet Town, no, it's a Cinnabar Island expression.

[@zuko1569]

This is how it should really end tbh lol

[@halcionn]

Get out.

[@solarflare9078]

666 likes...... I think that says something.....

[@mr_scrupulous]

Hello there!

[@dballin2836]

Man Nah he is everywhere!

[@Flw-uv2md]

Ur 4k th like

[@floweryfcuck8502]

1:31 What region? *What region, Seymour?*

[@dawnbreaker4217]

Upstate New York?

[@Kingjustin1019]

Really?

[@dawnbreaker4217]

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams"

[@Kingjustin1019]

Really?

[@dawnbreaker4217]

Yes!

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Chalmers was so disgusted by Seymour’s lies that he didn’t call the fire department

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

Krusty burger needs to hire Chalmers, he was grilling Seymour better than the burger.

[@Kirbysuperstar44]

Rhino 'n Chips OH SNAP

[@ElementalComicUniverse]

Rhino 'n Chips “Burn”, I’m mean “steamed”

[@reedlong1648]

GET ROASTED!!!!

[@TheRealFobican]

Not only Seymour but the two into one steamed ham.

[@_demonitized_3357]

Seymour! The house is on fire! No mother. Superintendent is just roasting me.

[@Hikarmeme]

*What region Seymour*

[@glowkirby]

*Upstate new york?*

[@Snauss]

*The numbers, Seymour, what do they mean*

[@me-xz8zf]

They're obviously Krusty burgers Seymour!

[@JimsyFlimsy]

1 thousandth like. You’re welcome.

[@votecthulhu9378]

Where did you take the girl? Where is she?

[@Philiponbread]

This flows so well holy fugg

[@robloxes]

oh it you

[@DoctorDCCraft]

Philip OnBread what. I thought you were dead

[@MeowBanti]

steamed hams but lucario still doesnt have his pizza 8 years later

[@toaster8907]

Philip OnBread Make another vid reeeee

[@P4INKiller]

Jesus fuck, share some of your subs with me.

[@drewpeterson9236]

I love how after he realizes that the house is on fire he just screams “SEYMOURRR” then walks away

[@texivani]

And the next scene is a cemetery!

[@gameloser2893]

Does anyone else absolutely love the ending Instead of the fire engine there's the cemetery

[@ThatBeePerson]

It's as if he just ripped this from an original episode with how insanely well made it is

[@TylerJosephSmith]

“This game series adapts to the choices you make. The story is tailored by how you play.”

[@RequiemPoete]

Chalmers will remember that.

[@solanine9205]

Alien: Steamed Hams

[@kennethortiz2043]

Springfield: Become Hams

[@ReikuHidori]

Save arcadian bay - save blue hair

[@gergopiroska5749]

Walking Hams Seasoned 1

[@PoisonInc]

This says more about Chalmers than the entire show. 1:00 oh my god.

[@creamie044]

0:47 I love how Skinner hesitate. Really add to the details

[@elvampe13]

Chalmers: What region? Seymour: Uhhh- Chalmers: *What region Seymour?*

[@OGHotLinkz]

Up-state New York.

[@DonRoyalX]

Hahahaha you can feel the pressure just exuding from the situation, this shit gave me anxiety just watching it “They are obviously grilled Seymour”

[@McBehrer]

KorruptedReaper THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY KRUSTY BURGERS SEYMOUR

[@NourishandThrive3]

*GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE*

[@_Hello__There_]

Aurora Borealis?

[@MeetLocalSingles]

I knew right from that quiet "Seymour" at 0:19 that this was gonna be a great ride

[@matthewisguy7336]

Well done edits always do things in those calmer moments 😂

[@sockamine6692]

Seymour Stats _Illusion:_ 100 _Deception:_ 10 _Stealth:_ 2 _Speech:_ 9001 Chalmers Stats _Doubt:_ 100,420,069

[@jakzine540]

I see what you did there with that Doubt. Want some mountain dew, boi?

[@davidhatcher7016]

😂

[@akmask1258]

his speech *IS OVER 9 THOUSAND*

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Maybe this would have made a shit joke*, however, I'd have had Chalmers doubt at 9002. A singular point over Seymour's speech skill. Always one step ahead.

[@spongeeboi7187]

At the end. _69_

[@FreakEating]

That is impressive

[@onezerosevensix]

😐

[@Buttington_Headerson]

... may I see it?

[@gnashattack1]

2:20 they're obviously krusty burgers, seymore I love this part

[@clockworkgore6049]

Shadman pfp

[@TheLibermania]

@Joseph Buccelli it's microwaved

[@snow-puppetsofficial360]

@@clockworkgore6049 Who the hell is Shadman?

[@AnAceBrit]

@@snow-puppetsofficial360 don't look him up... you will regret it, I remember when the shad ruined my childhood

[@yourlocalpharmacist7679]

@@AnAceBrit got more curious and did it, not the worst thing ive seen somehow

[@mrgcat4337]

Steamed Hams The Game Easy: The Roast cant be Burned (Video: Steamed Hams but everything goes extremelly well) Normal: Classic Steamed Hams Hard: Well... This...

[@JiesOcelot]

*You can't see the true ending in easy

[@ninesyr5803]

@@JiesOcelot *You can only see the true ending playing on hard mode Because that's how games work

[@dawnbreaker4217]

1. When does the game ship out? 2. What console is it on? 3. Are there any in game dlcs?

[@Antwan-965VideoEdits]

I made a playlist

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Very Hard: this, but Chalmers is way less forgiving of Skinner's bullshit. Mega-Death mode: Chalmers says nothing upon entry and instead of sitting down, shoots straight for the kitchen. You have to take him down in a boss battle with steamed clams and Krusty Burgers being launched every which way. If you can't beat him fast enough, you're fired.

[@ghostyface5094]

“*Yawns* Weeell, that was wonderful. A good time was had b-“ “These are obviously krusty burgers, Seymour.” “Oh, I- Ok.”

[@ghostyface5094]

I misspelled Yawns as Yans. Look at it. Look at this abomination.

[@spooktspeek]

​@@ghostyface5094 _yans_ -just edit it bro-

[@starimyth1462]

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

[@This_handle]

@@starimyth1462 Aurora borealis?

[@olegmoki]

Superintendent!..

[@Ambipie]

"Steam. Really." "Ste- steamed ham?" "WHAT REGION SEYMOUR" "really." "Theyre obviously grilled." "These are obviously krustyburgers Seymour." "Obviously." Then the house catches on fire and he just *leaves!* And the firetruck never comes and _they're just dead._

[@PanzerMan332]

*They're obviously Krusty Burger, Seymour.*

[@Truescreen]

*Good lord, what is happening in there?!* Aurora Borealis? *Eh?* *Aurora Borealis?!* *At this time of year, at this time of day, in THIS country.. localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!* Yes. *Obviously.* Superintendent!

[@robman1493]

Seymour the house is on fire! Seymour! SEYMOUR!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheAMVpiplup]

Krusty burger=Krusty krab

[@kingkerwick]

MEMEMOOOOURE

[@conntoons_4848]

0:48 That edited stammering was just perfect.

[@artistrankings6794]

Conn Toons ok cool someone else appreciated this

[@itzyaboi4297]

@@artistrankings6794 i thought it was part of the original clip for a second.

[@JunKazamaFan]

Damn, I can actually feel the pressure Skinner is under here. Get off my back, Chalmers!

[@mr_scrupulous]

What's the anime?

[@rastas4766]

The way Chalmers turns around when Seymour goes "Whew!" is just total gold.

[@PuppetMasteronVHS]

2:52 "Should I?" HEEELP!!!! "Nah...."

[@draconusfrigidus]

I can actually buy Chalmers acting that way. By the end he's just so done with Seymour's tomfoolery and dishonesty he can't bear the thought of sticking around a moment longer. If Seymour won't bother to fix what's entirely his own fault then why should Chalmers do so?

[@williambeavers9046]

Chalmers:Eh, he brought this on himself.

[@twentyninedoesnotlastforev5455]

Then it cuts to a graveyard. Are we not gonna talk about that?

[@glowkirby]

*cuts to cemetery*

[@cannonballjenkins2757]

Lol

[@thyhog4775]

"What region" "Uh..." "What region seymour"

[@artistrankings6794]

Thy Hog best part in the entire video

[@furryraver4ever]

Anxiety Spike

[@Knapperoni]

*They're obviously grilled, Seymour.*

[@stephenthornton1675]

One thing I should

[@stephenthornton1675]

Excuse me for one second

[@ThatOneFriendlyDude]

They’re obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

*They are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour.*

[@stephenthornton1675]

Well that was wonderful!

[@jaxmintyist9921]

0:55 when I’m leaving an argument and the other guy mutters something under his breath:

[@TheWagonroast]

You copied this.

[@MapleMilk]

Steamed Hams alternate ending

[@BarackObama-im5jq]

MapleMilk Directors Cut

[@FelisBX7]

2:38 can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer amount of pure sarcasm in that "obviously."

[@TereziPyrope413]

I love how you replaced the firetruck at the end with the graveyard.

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

I still am trying to get to the bottom of those steamed hams.

[@PicklesLiquidandFunk]

Good luck I guess

[@Hot18Shot]

This I think has to be the best one so far, and that's saying a lot. It just looks so damn legit and believable, the dialogue is changed enough to be fresh and it has plenty of hilarity spiced into it. Chalmers just isn't taking Seymour's lies. A steamed masterpiece.

[@ThatBeePerson]

Especially the ending. I swear this man just took it from the real episode and all the others are fake

[@jetiopia2164]

You call it a steamed masterpiece despite the fact that it's obviously grilled

[@ThatBeePerson]

Y'know the... One thing you should... Excuse me for one second

[@nitro365365]

I'd like this comment but it's at 420 likes, so I'm leaving this reply instead

[@darko_sg7220]

you mean a grilled masterpiece, Seymour?

[@JordiTK]

This is it, wrap it up folks, nothing can top this.

[@jizzer9000]

Bite your tounge kzbin.info/www/bejne/jovQZoSspcuipLs

[@josephjnaid]

Fucking Jeff Goldblum did.

[@juanlauria4554]

Nothing will ever beat Steamed hams Inc. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4PWgHV8nbOdjK8

[@abovenbeyond2826]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6THi6F4nth8Y7c

[@evoleablanchard5807]

there’s a 360 vr version of this so I call bull

[@PatronemeArchive]

Press "X"" To doubt

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

XXX

[@krinkles147]

F

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

xxx

[@Mechanical02]

He’s a pretty unobservant detective considering he picked up a burger that was bitten into.

[@GambinoTheGoat]

He was eating the burger because he want it to make sure that it was from a fast food place.

[@2lazyt378]

I think he was just hungry

[@kaching7204]

He's also pretty unobservant considering that when he showed the burger, it didn't have any bite marks

[@TheSleigherKing]

​@@GambinoTheGoat It still had a bite mark.

[@TheSleigherKing]

@Sweg Master lel It still had a bite mark.

[@Raincally]

1:00 Seymour: "Whew!" Chalmers: *dead stare*

[@HesGotSwag]

*WHat region, Seymour?* *They're obviously grilled, Seymour.* *They're obviously Krustyburgers, Seymour.* *OBViously.* *Reeaally...?*

[@apple54345]

besttimestampsfromvideo.exe

[@PaintraSeaPea]

I absolutely love this. It's just ever so slightly different but also offers enough new material to justify watching the whole scene once again.

[@omnisystem6030]

1:46 this looks real and not edited it’s awesome

[@DouglasQuaid999]

I like the filter you used. Crispy HD Simpsons

[@TheJiacheng123]

Dankglas Quaid its probably from a rip of an fx rerun. It zoomed to fit 16:9 screen size

[@ethanburke8140]

You're critical, but you don't recognize true quality. There's something to be lamented here.

[@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie]

Ethan Burke it's a fair nitpick. I knew something was off but not entirely what it was.

[@vz2428]

I like stretching more than cropping because you can see everything and there's no black bars.

[@YAOMTC]

You like having the video visibly distorted just so it fills the whole width of your display unnecessarily?

[@Janfon1]

I like how this edit changes Chalmer's personality to a much more cunning and agressive one while Skinner, unchanged, just fails even moreso with his lies. I have no idea why this inspires me so much as character development material, but it does.

[@SilentPhoenix199]

I absolutely hate how right you are about this.

[@LieutenantAmerica]

After endless iterations, he's finally breaking free.

[@TOHOREMIX]

If only there was a way to save comments, because this one is beyond perfect.

[@Spartanhero613]

he knows he can't free himself, he's just getting increasingly pissed about it

[@phobia8787]

you know if I didn't see the original I would have thought this was the real one

[@donaldwebb]

what s the diff ?

[@Enneamorph]

dnlng 118 Well, like the title suggests, Chalmers is more prying and inquisitive. He’s using more common sense to realize that what he’s being told are lies and is sarcastic and doubtful. There’s also some small natural reactions and interruptions that make Seymour stammer and lose his composure. It’s actually really different from the original.

[@pedinhu18]

@@Enneamorph And the bit with Palmers in the kitchen while it's on fire is edited in from when he was there with Seymour beforehand, in the original he never gets in the kitchen when it catches on fire. Also the final scene in this is a cemetery(implying that either Seymour or his mother died) while in the original it's a firetruck. You can notice the fire is edited in as it doesn't match the rest of the animation, but OP did try his best to make it seems like the real thing.

[@thebasketballhistorian3291]

Original Simpsons cut straight to the jokes (and was hilarious and to the point). The way this was cut is also hilarious but feels different from the Simpsons. This feels more like The Office.

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

The stutter at 0:48 really got me. Brilliant editing.

[@warspitentr1122]

Seymour: *does something* Chalmers: PRESS X TO DOUBT

[@DXIndustriesInc]

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you've made an unforgettable Steamed Hams edit.

[@Gaddafist23]

DXIndustriesInc yo why do I see a lot of brownies all over KZbin...like wtf?

[@imaforceanature7297]

Dnjimsi Lol Jmdjomdjo top ten zero to deaths

[@FM-zh5hm]

DXIndustriesInc I think he's hungry, someone give him some Snickers.

[@Blaxi131]

Dnjimsi Lol Jmdjomdjo almost choked reading that comment

[@countryofiremany3912]

👍420