Steamy Romance Except it's Written by an AI

[@GJ-dv8uq]

we want more Torso Evans! He’s the hawk leather scented hero we need but dont deserve

[@nafereuskortex9055]

Shame well never see him again

[@SpadeFuryOfficial]

we never could

[@arisenleaf]

GJ nor can we see

[@Phelan666]

the hawk leather scented hero we need but can't see.

[@rokthehoe6781]

We can’t see him both because our eyes have been slammed into the floor and because he is invisible

[@Paralellex]

(????-2019) Rest in Peace, guy below the chair. May there be angles in heaven also refusing to speak to you.

[@dillwad88]

Angels....not....angles

[@rodrikforrester6989]

Obtuse or acute?

[@user77797]

Rodrik Forrester pretty sure they’re right angles

[@biddleeewho4181]

*angels

[@jadasadiku1738]

@@user77797 nah reflex

[@1caaru5]

This really got my norton antivirus running

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

*_I'm following you_* cough cough I mean hey!

[@maaaybegreat]

Yeah baby, sudo mount && sudo fsck me.

[@jakobremmer8927]

for the watch

[@jacobpieters4500]

THE KING IN THE NORTH THE KING IN THE NORTH

[@jimmiejihn1814]

Sounds more like a steamy romance on acid

[@tombydeesh]

AI stories are the closest thing to being able to explain a strange dream

[@zanemcewen1343]

C a l c i u m D r e a m .

[@DarthTwilight]

I've had the same thought.

[@ServantofBaal]

Shit, that's their secret.. They're still slumbering

[@trancegnder]

Zane Mcewen You are now my favorite person congrats

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

Simulation.

[@ErZi-uo7fm]

AI: *puts the whole world in fear of its intellectual superiority* Also AI:

[@mohammadmeu]

1.1k likes and only 1 comment? My boobs fell out of the window seeing that.

[@mechacode8527]

Also AI: "Just trying to see those feet"

[@aidenzorn8322]

Chocolate beef makes the best president

[@garner3554]

.........My skin fell off

[@LewisBowels]

What iRobot didn't want us to know about...mainly because they were trying to forget as well.

[@QueenFondue]

"Just trying to see those feet," he whispered.

[@yobob591]

Max the Big Bad Words to live by

[@Selevarin]

then slammed my eyes onto the floor My skin fell off

[@louswrecktum8787]

Torso Evans is actually Brian from Autoglass

[@void4067]

xD

[@crappyaccount]

Gimme dem toes

[@WOW4EVERBEST]

“Do not notice that man”

[@barbaro267]

RIP the guy who had never spoken to anyone before

[@thedarklrd6714]

Well, it's a bit too late for that now, isn't it?

[@SICKLIFTS]

Girl: *Notices a man below a chair* Torso Evans: Do not notice that man. Man: *Dies*

[@EternalDensity]

These birds dont need to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time.

[@ursfan]

Narkosmo Man the Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe is great!

[@jeef9299]

Nice

[@aslanhuseynov7714]

Hotel: trivago

[@teemuaho4807]

That was honestly the shortest amount of time for a plot point to be resolved that I've ever seen.

[@originalbestdadofgaming]

"Torso Evans" is literally the guy who plays Captain America

[@charlierashi100]

Daddy Eyebrows Chris Evans

[@aidanmuller3358]

@@charlierashi100 r/whoooosh

[@charlierashi100]

Aidan Muller you just got baited

[@user-ss2pj1rh7q]

😂

[@TheChaoticToaster]

CharlieRashi I guess that makes you the Master Baiter

[@SancCinco]

Remember to “Just stay widened” my guys

[@tedtheodore5715]

my boy luis sanchez always got the motivational speeches!

[@brekezek]

Would make a great inspirational quote with a lone guy looking at the landscape

[@hambelperhurger4547]

That was so inspirational that my breasts just slid off my body and found their way out the window.

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

sienna Lenentine My skin fell off

[@NeziesStories]

“staying widened” is the new “staying woke” 😂😂

[@HTPCYMC]

The AI still did a better job than I ever could.

[@dasjulian3]

@Dieter Reichstag Keeper of the Stream Why are you everywhere?

[@kraio-sfu]

GAMER GUNK

[@wafflemaker4922]

Hi daddy

[@VixxieVamp92]

I thought your name said "mental computer". I need to clean that too.

[@sumiowo7854]

Same I wish i could write :(

[@J-D03]

I request a SootHouse video but it's scripted by an AI.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Then, it needs to be google translated.

[@linkholder]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 then written in braille

[@MajicLaMa]

Like an "I forced an AI to watch every soothouse video and write a script" kind of video?

[@iheartkiecats]

YES

[@aviary6442]

With the level of shit they get up to, it would just be a normal SootHouse video

[@faulkinator114]

Torso Evans is the greatest anime protagonist

[@jamiehughes5573]

Be careful it may be a trap

[@bundleoffuck2986]

I like Torso Evans

[@marcelinebrownell8399]

You’re profile pic is very *wettening*

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@FirstNameLastName-il8ev You are wrong, they are big gay.

[@airyonbeck379]

I want to see this turned into a visual novel, or even an anime

[@xeno6773]

Trying not to lose my shit because of “...My skin fell off.” at 1:32 in the morning is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done

[@darkemogirl66]

Mythra 1:30 am here and dying

[@itslikeameatyexplosion]

make a girl cry? thats not gonna fly. make a girl smile? you pass the trial

[@nunyabisnass1141]

I hate when thst happens.

[@jilllyk]

wtf i just came back to this video and its exactly 1:32 am

[@noracampbell6392]

Same

[@0XBlondie96X0]

"It wasn't his shoulders that charmed me, but the snake living in his stomach." Are you sure it was living in his stomach, and not in, you know, his pants?

[@100videosandnosubscribers3]

He was a grower I guess

[@Ranylyn]

@@100videosandnosubscribers3 I mean, he was invisible, so you could clearly see the snake living in his stomach.

[@feiradragon7915]

Considering the last line, that her skin fell off, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy had an actual snake in his stomach and the girl was some sort of half-snake too.

[@Draber2b]

But he is Torso Evans. He ends on the stomach xd

[@icosahedrohn]

Saying he is invisible and all you could tell

[@kendallsneed2270]

50 shades of ram

[@stillnope1878]

50 gb of ram*

[@mattsepan6274]

50 shades of ram ranch

[@stillnope1878]

@@mattsepan6274 *OOH YEAH*

[@shoco462]

@@mattsepan6274 18 naked cowboys

[@delphi4213]

@iiVe w e g e t i t y o u k n o w r e d d i t

[@Apostate_ofmind]

i deadass would buy this just to confuse whoever would read over my shoulder also for the uncontrollable lolz

[@user-vf3cb7vk8z]

I'd buy it for that fire station joke. Unironically one of the best one liners I've ever heard and it was from a fucking AI that came up with it by chance.

[@jackbudi]

Epic

[@tymellish2495]

I find NOTHING more attractive than a snake in someone’s stomach

[@seventus]

Is that a snake in your stomach, or are you just happy to see me?

[@gingeabredguy8070]

You mean tape worm?

[@allrad4911]

I find NOTHING more attractive than someone in a snakes stomach

[@maschaorsomething]

Once it's mating time, the snake crawls out of the stomach alien style.

[@Poodleinacan]

@RFS Korolev Exactly. It's the first thing I thought about. Stargat SG-1

[@MagisterialVoyager]

*"He'd breached my body so fast, my spine had dissolved in a sensual spread of sewage and dripping torso."* This makes zerp and also perfect sense at the same time. What a steamy story.

[@beanbrain6162]

Lol it just sounds horrifying

[@ColtonPoorman]

"dripping torso"

[@poppin7744]

"sensual spread of sewage"

[@Artificer_]

i thought “zerp” was some weird slang at first but its just a typo 💔

[@MagisterialVoyager]

@@Artificer_ RIP. 😭✌️

[@monikamoon14]

"Just trying to see those feet'. That sounds the most normal...

[@SkepticalCaveman]

Just a normal foot fetisch.

[@SieMiezekatze]

okay but imaging waking up and your crush whisper those words

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

For me on the most normal was the lover whispering sweet nothings while the narrator just wants sweet chocolate

[@bundleoffuck2986]

*While he disappeared into my nose.*

[@jonaszacharias5246]

Yes, we did hear and read that part in the video. But thank you for repeating it in bold, you fucking prick

[@nekrotikon.]

@@jonaszacharias5246 By bloody Jove, what's your problem? They coulda just thought that part was a bit more underrated in the comments, sir.

[@jonaszacharias5246]

@@nekrotikon. The person could have just thought it, not bothered us with it by repeating, or "rehashing", it.

[@nekrotikon.]

@@jonaszacharias5246 Very well, very well. I'm not one for arguments, so I'll end this. Good day.

[@jonaszacharias5246]

@@nekrotikon. Thank you, and sorry about my bad language. Good day.

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

I need a guy like Torso Evans. Someone invisible who will read the "Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby" between my legs and then slam my eyes onto the floor as my skin falls off. Someone whose eyes will sparkle when I tell him that "Chocolate beef makes the best president", instead of looking at me like I'm mad.

[@alex-fs9yt]

_"I once had a lover that murmured sweet nothings when all I wanted was sweet chocolate."_ *i felt that*

[@internalforce]

So everyone's gonna ignore the snake living in Torso Even's stomach

[@caseycat7481]

Yeah

[@garyschollmeier616]

Goa'uld.

[@Chunkboi]

Gary Schollmeier I dunno, given how Torso Evans acts, it might be Tok’Ra. In which case this just got set up for a threesome.

[@garyschollmeier616]

@@Chunkboi Valid point well received.

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Yes, because it would kill the mood to talk about you partners tapeworm in bed.

[@lankyboi2521]

“my breasts slid away from my body and found their way out the window” “they fell to the ground and eventually rolled back into the well from which I had pulled them” w h a t

[@Zakalex]

I don't know :0

[@C00chiemvncher69]

i wish my breasts would slide away from my body sometimes

[@lucyhardman2267]

It's a well-known fact that women get their boobs from the squishing well.

[@heatherrockwell9012]

@@C00chiemvncher69 I'll take them if you're offering!

[@ADevilFromHeaven]

@@lucyhardman2267 don't tell the men! 😬

[@ChristopherMoom]

Things written by AI are always comedy gold

[@val-mz1ej]

Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon oh yeah yeah

[@lucasc5622]

more like boring and the same every time

[@AgitatedCrab]

Oh yeah yeah

[@Fallen_Angel9078]

I keep seeing you everywhere I go.. is it me who is stalking you, or you who that is stalking me..

[@thegrouchization]

I want to see Hollywood make a movie with a bot-generated script.

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

#chocolatebeef2020

[@justinjohnson5441]

The LOAF demands it.

[@avanda.7070]

THEY GOT MY VOTE!

[@stupidmaki6564]

I'm voting even if I'm not the legal age to vote I'm voting

[@beachballssideaccount]

I... commented this. W-why... why... wh.. w... *Ditto has 'left' the chat in shame*

[@mertgokce7332]

#chocolatebeef2020

[@quiteindeed6809]

Pretty sure that was a testimony for a murder.

[@stopitgetsomehelp.]

Ace Attorney witnesses be like:

[@avengingarcher727]

@@stopitgetsomehelp., exactly

[@ascendedcat260]

@@stopitgetsomehelp. The Judge: Ah, yes, of course.

[@violetlovesyou]

torso evans strikes again

[@bri5033]

"Just trying to see those feet **Slams your eyes onto floor*"* Well, yes, that is where feet go, but...

[@trinnnnnnnn.]

STOP IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

[@williamhiers1280]

"The Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby." So, Rocko's Modern Life?

[@cordialbugg]

10/10 would date Torso Evans edit: thanks for 300+ likes friends!!

[@mikewarper6789]

Normies: butterflies in stomach Me, an intellectual: snake in stomach

[@GigaChadh976]

Mike Warper Normies: speak French between her legs I, am intellectual: read the material gains of a domestic wallaby between her legs

[@ls200076]

@leo lmao

[@akrybion]

Normies: Chad Smith, Chris Admas Me, an intellectual: Torso Evans.

[@ArvMC]

Normies: Notices that man Me, an intellectual: Does not notice that man, as the man died

[@bread8159]

Mike Warper theres a snake in my stomach

[@Fr0zenEagle]

This video being only three minutes long left me wholly unsatisfied.

[@knicknack75]

Just like the lover of Torso Evans

[@OlaftheGreat]

Uuuuuh... Just a little loooonger... Oooooh... Aaaaah... Ooooooooooh f*ck... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Soothouse finally released a new video.

[@TheFringes.]

I was done in the first 70 seconds

[@jackbudi]

Oof

[@theswagman1263]

Just like my ex wife

[@Ambipie]

Torso Evans: Murderer, lover, his torso is invisible.

[@RailfoxStudios]

“It wasn’t his shoulders that charmed me, it was the snake living in his stomach.” Sir, I believe that’s called a tapeworm.

[@scottpickett1819]

Legend says he's still slamming her eyes onto the floor.

[@barbaro267]

Reminds me of when Harry tore his eyes out and threw them into the forest.

[@evelyntheidiot6]

where can I find a man like Torso Evans

[@thesenate5291]

He is currently in the *Senate*

[@scyi.3665]

hey

[@MiyaMam948]

You've passed him by several times

[@Ev_box]

no

[@damaark21]

You can't. He's invisible

[@NewbyTon]

My software just turned into *hardware.*

[@kenta5871]

@Newby Ton omg is ur profile baljeet sans

[@kibafps]

This turned my flipphone into an ipad

[@VARZ33K]

underrated

[@cornbreadloverrr]

What a great double entendre

[@doodledangernoodle2517]

My floppy disk became a hard drive

[@TheLilacButterfly]

*Throws champagne out of the window.* Oops-

[@Ali-ty5on]

Lol

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

This sounds like a story about a girl who falls in love with a fifth dimensional being of madness who just causes a combination of a horrible bloodbath and utter randomness wherever he goes

[@blacktigerpaw1]

So basically Bloodborne

[@therobertshow2newandimprov18]

The perfect steamy romance doesn't exi-

[@sKadazhnief]

Do not notice that man

[@thedottinator4383]

@@sKadazhnief Man shall die.

[@pinkcowqueen]

@@sKadazhniefwhoops, I noticed him! WHAT NOW?

[@hypedmaniac8444]

‘Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby’ is my second favourite bestseller of all time. Nothing can beat ‘Eat Pant - A Day in the Life of Boy Sampson’, though.

[@dragoncannon]

Boy Sampson*

[@beachballssideaccount]

Mom and Boy Sampson were probably the best duo in a buddy-cop drama I've seen. Hearing of Boy Sampson's successful pant eating career inspired me.

[@cpu-bug]

his smell? hawk leather his body? invisible his name? torso evans hotel? trivago

[@baky582]

For everything else, there's mastercard

[@45animallover]

his foot-stance? Whack.

[@Emychilton]

I was thinking that 😂

[@commentarmaster4956]

Hahaha, dass war nicht zu erwarten ! Super ^^

[@marteris9464]

I SNORTED

[@sasaree9015]

Absolutely no one: Torso Evans: *Chocolate* *beef* *makes* *the* *best* *president.*

[@semmieb3e127]

Chocolate Beef 2020!

[@izzaamazing9277]

The woman said that (⌐■-■)🤣🤣🤣

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

Honestly, it would at this point

[@nobunagaoda265]

Barack Obama?

[@mondiramaji791]

His eyes sparkled at that

[@quartzsart8516]

I might animate this :p I'm holding a poll to see if my subscribers want me to

[@numberonesnarkfan]

nobody cares who does it, as long as it gets done. You'll be the hero we all need.

[@quartzsart8516]

@@numberonesnarkfan I haven't gotten started on it yet but i will, i have 1 last thing to finish before I get started

[@noaedlund]

please do tell when (if) you've done so

[@quartzsart8516]

@RFS Korolev Daedalus - Class Battlecruiser not a furry, I just use animals in my animation The 0w0 meme was a joke And ok, Ill leave it to a better animator

[@joshn0s494]

@@quartzsart8516 awww you're not gonna do it?

[@cyandinomashups]

Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Look Like Material Gains Of A Domestic Wallaby Between My Legs™.

[@beachballssideaccount]

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.

[@aln4575]

"Not so handsome now..." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce.

[@cyandinomashups]

Chopping Hearts Torso Evans knew he was going to be shoulders.

[@aln4575]

@@cyandinomashups "Not so invisible now..." Shoulder Evans realized and fell down my spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.

[@PatheticApathetic]

RELLISTROM “...between my legs” wasn’t part of the title

[@numetalkitty]

Please please please do more of these my stomach hurts and I’m crafting form laughter I love this so much

[@EternalDensity]

no that's the snake.

[@Pearlousthetic]

yOU'RE CRAFTIGN FNMHHDJIQ

[@TheBardOfRage413]

I wish I had the ability to create things by hand from the act of laughing so hard it hurts.

[@Klmp13]

What are you making?

[@michelled.5321]

100% agree!!! I would be so incredibly happy to hear more lmfao this was fuckin great!

[@monsternaenae7090]

Throughout the entire story I was thinking, this should be animated. I might just do that someday

[@thesenate5291]

Have you finished it yet? IWAANTITNOW!

[@sage7296]

👏🏽

[@mossmeow]

the issue is that his body is invisible so idk how that would work

[@monsternaenae7090]

Pixelated_Prophecies I would give him a bunch of clothing accessories like a fedora and gloves and stuff.

[@katyusha2195]

PLEASE DO

[@charlierashi100]

The Material Gains Of a Domestic Wallaby is such a romantic and heartfelt story, perfect for a bedtime story to whisper in between your lovers legs to send them to sleep

[@DJ-vg1pr]

His smell: Hawk Leather His Body: Invisible His name: *JOHN CENA*

[@alex-fs9yt]

Du ddu du dooo

[@stalekaed7184]

@@alex-fs9yt theme song

[@bridgidthepirateelf4135]

It is a fucking how did I get spooked by how loud it was

[@SoundGuideline]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@moykurs]

@@SoundGuideline you beat me to it

[@dillonparker6624]

A.I. is taking over the channel

[@Iron_Stigmata]

Soothouse but it's edited by AI

[@bobthet-rex2718]

If that is the case than I'm fine with it

[@JustinY.]

It is I who nuts to that

[@val-mz1ej]

Justin Y. oh yeah yeah

[@DamianQualshy]

Oh b o i

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@val-mz1ej fire

[@Chadpiece]

Oh yeah yeah it's you

[@broomy1610]

Nice

[@AmmarFarisA]

*Here it comes the sexual climax*

[@phanterratic]

Let's hit the climax!

[@vuurniacsquarewave5091]

First comes the mediocrity. Then comes the sex.

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

My skin fell off.

[@brown-eyedcheese5440]

Here it cums*

[@GippyHappy]

This feels exactly like a dream that makes perfect sense until you wake up

[@Ashfielder]

The Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby is my favourite scientific journal.

[@100videosandnosubscribers3]

Would you kindly allow me to read it between your legs Girl: no

[@TheSparkledash]

Well, I know what I'm animating for my next video

[@grimfin3214]

Yo let's Collab

[@potatogamer1877]

69th like

[@koboldengineering7687]

Casual plug lol

[@kalinapetrova4167]

Tell us when you do it

[@caesar5922]

I literally was thinking "someone has to animate this" and then I read this comment lol

[@fortepiano4491]

Beginning: I had a lover who whispered sweet nothings in my ear... End: My skin fell off.

[@jakobmorgan1107]

Forte Piano Torso Evans is secretly cotton candy randy😂

[@misterturkturkle]

This is how the robot uprising starts.... they make things of pure art.... and we ridicule them.

[@faselblaDer3te]

Coming to think of it... AI is a child of ours, still growing up. We don't laugh at our human children's weird stories and paintings, do we? It might traumatize them. So maybe we should just tell the AI that it did very well.

[@HiddenObject98]

@@faselblaDer3te Unless its the AI's goal to make us laugh, in which case, well played xD

[@angelogallucci5573]

As someone who has a snake living in my stomach, I can definitely say it is charming.

[@MCOmegaX123]

Jaffa, kree!

[@RailfoxStudios]

I think that’s called a tapeworm pal

[@silverspeckles2830]

"He was so hot and wet, he had to be inside the fire station-" *Dies*

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

It's called Hentai, and it's art

[@val-mz1ej]

kremit the frog no

[@Chinaball-fx7gi]

Fuck anime and Japan

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@Chinaball-fx7gi Are you okay?

[@Chinaball-fx7gi]

@@PowerSpirit50 the Japanese mass murdered and raped my people even when some of them were only 12

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@Chinaball-fx7gi Are any of those people alive today? I mean, I could generalize your people for a bad thing too.

[@THExRISER]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@fireheart1231]

Honestly... almost anything is a better love story than Twilight.

[@erbsenkaffee8720]

True

[@Jd-ii3yb]

Are you sure this a love story and not a comedy?

[@jayofthedeadd]

“Just tryna see those feet” -Torso Evans, 2019

[@griff6671]

Elon musk: AI will kill us all. Also AI : *he disappeared into my nose*

[@user-lv8qh3ej1k]

His smell?: hawk leather His body?: invisible His name?: torso evans Hotel?:Trivago

[@tameus2796]

Top 10 most sexy hentai of all the time: Number 1 - The story of Torso Evans

[@VixxieVamp92]

I have raging moisture.

[@Anthropomorphic]

Furious.

[@LuciusMeyers]

I have godly moisture, but I'm not even female. Help me.

[@seventus]

Come on chaps, we've all read the Material Gains of a Domestic Wallaby between her legs before? Right?!

[@morypal]

I'm excitedly anticipating it's sequel, The Social Deprivation of a Commercial Blobfish atop her Breasts.

[@pixxidog873]

@@morypal but they fell out the window...

[@morypal]

@@pixxidog873 The breasts?

[@morypal]

Yeah, the sequel's in a well. Pretty much an orgy in which Torso Evans slams her eyes onto the floor and the two have to fight against an evil blobfish to reclaim the breasts.

[@seventus]

Lol. Moist DIY Paper Mache recipe.

[@MizoxNG]

what the hell was this trained on?

[@jakobmorgan1107]

MizoxNG lsd and bath salts If Florida man was an ai🤣

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

*_"Just day widened" he said while he disappeared into my nose_*

[@wiliambanquiter8039]

Damn, that guy died? Torso cold as ice

[@spookysomeone]

chocolate beef makes the best president.

[@helpahoe920]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@tugabooga]

Well at least he didn't bite her...

[@melonwaifuu]

"someone animate this" animator : ...

[@thatonescarecrow4692]

I am Lorax I speak of the trees. And the trees say "Stay widened!"

[@kevaughnmerrill6534]

"My skin fell off." Should be the last line of every story.

[@marsmurderer9868]

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. My skin fell off.

[@samszczepanski2281]

He turned out the light and went into Jem's room. He would be there all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning. My skin fell off

[@quaztree]

His name? “Torso Evans”

[@DuneTheKaiju]

"It wasn't his shoulders that charmed me, it was the snake living in his stomach." Ah, I see. Torso Evans is a man of great taste.

[@PseudOni_]

Holy f*ck my lungs have never been so deflated from laughter in my entire life I can't breathe and I'm literally choking XD I think my lungs collapsed on me

[@akirafromwiisports2449]

Did your skin fall off?

[@fisharecool2849]

are you sure your spine didn't dissolve?

[@ravenID429]

Uh oh

[@gayathrikumar5643]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@jpearseed1179]

Snakes in dudes stomachs are always why I'm in a constant state of heartache

[@jadenbates]

Roses are red Ghost sharks are clear Oh my days There’s so many bubble phenomenons up in here

[@cyandinomashups]

I feel bad for the guy no one spoke to.

[@DeltaFrazzle]

as he died that same day

[@jonaszacharias5246]

I feel more like a lost old lady than bad. Even though I know I have the key to the backdoor, so to speak.

[@username9175]

It's ok, he died

[@colton5604]

I love how vastly diffrnet the ai content is now, like 4 years ago ai was terrible but now with the best versions of chatgpt it’s often hard to tell what’s real

[@pixelfish3395]

2:10 intricate way to say he ate you out.

[@brody2k]

>the snake living in his stomach Oh damn Torso Evans is a Jafa.

[@nathanlim3840]

The best pickup line ever. *CHOCOLATE BEEF MAKES THE BEST PRESIDENT*

[@KirbyGamer64]

*When an AI is better than you at writing*

[@asperRader]

Is this how extradimensional humanoid entities court one another?

[@lumossk3657]

No this is how AI court one another

[@themadcommenter826]

*"1/10 peice of shit book"* -The Rolling stones *"It was the editors fault"* -Co Producer *"My Skin fell off"* -Girl we still don't know the name of

[@NatchEvil]

"Do not notice that man." [Swoon]

[@fkovacs1]

Oh Torso, Torso, wherefore art thou Torso? Seriously, where the hell are you??? You're invisible!

[@clarissarojas7959]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[@mctool269]

I definitely relate to throwing champagne out the window and making it look like an accident. Did it just the other day actually after I told my wife “do not notice that man under the chair.”

[@izzy1221]

This has the same energy as the Harry Potter one.

[@vamp1r3z]

*H a w k* *L e a t h e r*

[@QueenFondue]

"... and Gabe Newell spoke in a soft gentle voice into her ear. "Rocket League is on sale until next Monday." Then they kissed." ... What? You said it was Steam-y!

[@konekoray9323]

Boooooo

[@akirafromwiisports2449]

Worth the wait

[@caixadaguaplayz1569]

More AI generated stuff, please

[@wigwumpwormwood]

This is like a steamy romance novel about two eldritch abominations.

[@alex-fs9yt]

*"At this point my breasts slid away from my body and found their way out of the window."*