Harry Potter except it's written by an AI

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[@alfobrien7794]

Death Eaters: giving each other kisses and saying they like each other “Good guys”: *Ron ate Hermione’s family*

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

harry dipped hermione in hot sauce hermione put the deatheaters face in mud for wearing a shirt saying hermione has forgotten how to dance

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

dont forget harry tore his eyes out of his head

[@APerson5569.]

Ok

[@the_epic_memer553]

M I D N I G H T S N A C K

[@Ionknow..]

No HoMo

[@ryujinjakka4518]

When he said “Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” I felt that.

[@CatBat14]

Mood

[@masterturbo2218]

MoOd

[@cb_sketches787]

😔👊

[@Becca-hp4bg]

👁💦👄💦👁

[@sabrinar90]

What is wrong? -I’m in this post and I don’t like it

[@BarterTom]

I'm surprised Voldemort didn't give Harry an expired coupon for new parents.

[@darylzacharyong9855]

New parents

[@phantomzrambo7523]

I’m surprised Ron didn’t birth hermione

[@_darknight134]

This is a Voldemort Joke

[@NitroniumProductions]

The REFERENCE!

[@NitroniumProductions]

@@Cake_Axelson ik

[@strawberryj3lly]

I don’t what’s funnier the fact the book starts on chapter 13 or Ron being absolutely roasted

[@sagejennings4342]

He is the handsome one tho

[@jester3]

@sagejennings4342 nah since hermione eas dipped in hot sauce he can't be.

[@MrLoverman7134]

​@@sagejennings4342I'd argue that Harry ripping out his eyes makes him the handsome one

[@theinquisitor2682]

"Harry ripped his eyes out and threw them in the forest" ah yes i can't see him he cant see me

[@tranquilmagister8481]

....Harry, who could not see at the moment

[@Cllocopine]

“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry” honestly me too Voldemort, I would too... Honestly I would probably join the death eaters in this version. All they did was wear a shirt about hermione forgetting dance class. I mean sure Ron did say Voldemort wasn’t a nice wizard but I’m not sure he’s the best judge of character....

[@kirandevkota7824]

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

[@amadeodante]

Big brain

[@Cllocopine]

Foll Trace Maybe Harry thought Voldemort was a basilisk...

[@richardroberts187]

ron's ron shirt was just as bad as ron himself. a very rare insult

[@tashkent561]

r/Rareinsults

[@SR0144]

@@tashkent561 beat me to it and i lost to you by 3 months

[@Zedryx69]

hmm yes

[@khanhcai5106]

Scam Water? You beat me to your message by 1 day

[@stickmanedgar8265]

@@khanhcai5106 u also beat me to ur message by 1 day

[@Dylan-Frost]

5:46 I love how Ron didn't even bother casting a spell with his wand, he just threw it.

[@Sad.Boi.Lillith7]

And then took out his wand👍🦡

[@derpaderpy4931]

He's trying his best.

[@user-yr1dz5pp5i]

And then everybody clapped

[@vlo4829]

He threw A wand and then took out HIS wand.

[@willdulevitz]

Well he threw "a" wand, then took out his, so the one he threw was probably not his

[@thegooddoggo6511]

Ah yes, my favorite Harry Potter character: Mr. Staircase

[@wisedoggo2793]

The password was BEEF WOMAN

[@swagathan5]

*Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost

[@SD_yessir]

L o c k e d

[@rose-zb4ze]

@@wisedoggo2793 b e e f w o m e n

[@1WEareBUFO1]

He's in the first one , isn't he?

[@trajectoryunown]

What I expected: Extreme cringe What actually happened: Literary comedic genius

[@ren6140]

*BEEF WOMEN*

[@elliotts7383]

E

[@breakfast_food]

The story was made by an AI

[@SilentYeti69]

*BEEEEEFFFF WWWOOOOOMMMMEEEENNNNN*

[@atheniansoldier811]

@Alastor TheRadioDemon an artificial intelligence

[@theaartjourney]

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard.” *Voldemort has just been canceled*

[@lucytax9744]

Voldermort funao

[@Irem-ij4iu]

Yea I feel bad for voldemort now, Harry is to savage for him to handle

[@circa134]

Voledemort got roasted so hard All the conjured ice in the world won’t help that burn And he’s too proud to use the muggle ice

[@Principalofthething889]

I love how Hermione doesn't seem to even care that her family just got cannibalized 🤣

[@MrLoverman7134]

Or the fact that he got dipped in hot sauce Also Hermione is now a he in the AI rendition of this book look at 5:40

[@Swiftbow]

@@MrLoverman7134 That "he" is referring to the Death Eater.

[@MrLoverman7134]

@@Swiftbow oh maybe so

[@Montesama314]

Hermione: "Oh my God... That was SO hot."

[@frozenminecraftmario]

@@Montesama314 ...

[@GeneralGrievousCIS]

So to recap: a gang of judgemental loons with an incredibly poor grasp of magic aggressively interrupted a Death Eater meeting where they're politely confessing their crushes and being supportive of one's another's feelings. They judge the Death Eaters on their appearance. When their leader, Voldemort, arrives one of the psychos rips his own eyes out and they randomly insult Voldemort for being mean... he raises his eyebrows in understandable confusion. One of the psychos throws his wand at Voldemort and then they murder all the Death Eaters. So when an AI writes the story, Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the good guys 🤣

[@caseystone1454]

this is too good

[@olegyurchenko4127]

Don't forget that Ron eat whole Hermione family and Harry , Hermione + others are okay with it

[@AnMComm]

@@olegyurchenko4127 after which Harry dips Hermione herself in the hot sauce being hungry after all he did.

[@1ronEntertainment]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinflynn521]

I would pay Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint to act this out.

[@evirji7844]

Honestly same tho🤣

[@neverlascairde85]

Do iz

[@thequeenofboba6583]

Dont forget about the Death Eaters!

[@God_of_all2008]

@@thequeenofboba6583 yea and you now who

[@pinstripe5487]

@@God_of_all2008 And Mr. Staircase

[@3791ambience]

“Did you eat Hermione’s family Ron?” Dumbledore asked calmly...

[@lukesmith8896]

"DiD YOu EAT HerMIOnEs FaMILY RoN!"

[@gonzalograu8451]

Luke Smith That would be the movie adaptation

[@chasm671]

"HARREH!!! DIDJA DIPYA HERMIONE INDA GOBLETA HOT SAUCE????!!!!"

[@faeriebeariesasmr3042]

Gonzalo Grau I mean in this case it would be very justified.

[@MrRnea35]

DIDJA EAT HERMIONE FAMILY?!???!?!

[@problemforyou]

I am no longer scared of AI taking over the world

[@martonstrenner1937]

Nah, now im awaiting it

[@epitome-]

I am, we’re all going to die …of laughter

[@ESparkAster]

Yeah. In fact, I'm excited about it because I can finally find out what happened to Mr. Staircase before he made Ron eat Hermione's family in Harry Potter and the nerd who drank bear way too much.

[@jonathansmith2438]

The A.I is gonna be so dumb we all die of laughter

[@gamingcookiereal]

this has aged somewhat poorly

[@Jumithia]

"The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in *Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash* " I love this line so unexplainably much

[@EZheng-bd1bg]

That just sounds so much like something they’d say it’s perfecttt

[@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw]

Lmao

[@crazyfire9470]

Got to reach the minimum word count

[@Jumithia]

Realest thing i've seen all day@@crazyfire9470

[@tuvoca825]

Modern "mad libs"

[@luxurious0346]

Ron is doing a tap dance; as soon as he saw Harry, he began eating Hermione's family *_Perfect_*

[@crappyaccount]

You mean delicious

[@walruscrazy4390]

You mean prefect

[@callm3pj]

Luxurious03 Must’ve been the dream spiders

[@TemphinFD]

He must of been making a horcrux being scared Harry was going to kill him.

[@chrisc4208]

Speech 100

[@SOB98]

It's only a matter of time before J.K. reveals that Ron was actually always a soft bird...

[@Cashimat]

Lol

[@downwordspiralofpiss]

A gay one too

[@alex-fs9yt]

Lmao

[@dindjarin1023]

What about Ron magic?

[@amberarmstrong2694]

and destined to become spiders (though he's not proud of it)

[@megatronhasfallen8459]

Can we give the Hufflepuff pig a round of polite applause for his promotion to Hagrid please

[@pundertalefan4391]

Little did they know that this is the backstory for the pig wizard in Goat Simulagor MMO. XD

[@random.ducky.3dits]

👏👏👏👏

[@e.2526]

Lmao 👏

[@JadenMoon1475]

_"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us!" Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus_ The entire Harry Potter franchise in a nutshell, right there.

[@DrSpaceman69]

💯

[@pundertalefan4391]

It sounded like something from Pokémon. XD

[@bluedawn2214]

Plot armor

[@Nedmac]

They had become aware over the years that they were main charcters.

[@zvitleysa]

*Harry did not like to think about birds.*

[@jamesmartin6851]

*You are Hagrid now.*

[@loyalsdopeness8106]

*Harry fucking hated those shitty ass birbs*

[@Khris_HeimdallDetachment]

*The dark arts better be worried, oh boy*

[@hufflepuffhermione8004]

@@jamesmartin6851 *T H E P I G O F H U F F L E P U F F*

[@CocoaRon]

Harry was never the same after Hedwig's death

[@Moon404yt]

Things to do when you see your friend: a. Say hi b. Approach c. Eat Hermione's family

[@ohitsrusher842]

D. All of the above but you eat your friend to

[@justknowing0065]

E. Become a thermonuclear bomb

[@milkywaycookiie]

f. eat Hermione

[@pronectar6866]

do a frenzied tap dance

[@yoro__33]

:(

[@joel9104]

If the AI consumed fanfic this would be very different

[@saunteringvaguelydownwards6308]

Ohgod… MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@Princypal1lol]

You made me remember something that I didn't want to remember.

[@cybremystica93]

Dear god, no…..

[@olegyurchenko4127]

Or fanfics 😅 Wonder what will be in result if AI managed to consume original Harry Potter books + few hundreds or even thousands of fanfics...

[@tirsden]

The section with the death eater's kiss makes me wonder if they fed it some fics.

[@PajamaPantsStudios]

I came SO close to spitting out my drink when he said “BEEF WOMEN”

[@gastonbell108]

"Sup Ron?" "Sup Harry... are you a ghost now?" "Yea, apparently...what are you up to?" "Just eating Hermione's family" "Cool"

[@laserdragon1253]

What about Ron magic?

[@Kiwi-rm5qf]

“Ron, stop eating my family.”

[@laserdragon1253]

@@Kiwi-rm5qf No.

[@clownclown7639]

@Komaru Naegi *cries very loud*

[@Kiwi-rm5qf]

@Hermione Granger-Weasley IMPOSTER!!!

[@kokopelli434]

I need a fully animated version of this

[@Obsidianeyes431]

It exists. Theres a video where someone animated the story.

[@DragonFire666]

@@Obsidianeyes431 Where?

[@Obsidianeyes431]

@@DragonFire666 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rl7YdaGifK-Fms0

[@DragonFire666]

@@Obsidianeyes431 Thanks for the link, that was hilarious.

[@Kndrgla]

@@Obsidianeyes431 where?

[@jojodagreat6441]

5:33 i was rubbing my eyes and couldnt see, so i thought they said “Hermione has forgotten how to die”

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

BETTER

[@lxyipop23]

New fear unlocked: immortal hermione

[@babykillingcadillac6719]

“I think it’s okay if you like me” “Thank you very much” 10/10 dialogue

[@AZRARICCIARDO]

when someone flirts with me

[@TempestRex_]

“Thanks, you too”

[@Phoenixqueen77]

This reminds me of certain interactions with NPCs, lol

[@davidschi3762]

@@Phoenixqueen77 oblivion

[@Phoenixqueen77]

@@davidschi3762 Y e s. Skyrim too, but not as bad.. And I haven't played Morrowind recently or enough to remember

[@tabithathecat]

'An AI can't write a good story' AI: hold my Hermione dipped in hot sauce

[@nerdgrandpa]

lol..

[@lilvantasfan834]

1000th like

[@eddieslyfox1831]

XD

[@annast.georgecreegan3609]

are you worried about computers becoming too smart nah me neither

[@TheAgnulee]

Dont forget the mud~!

[@manisavvy9632]

“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was.” 💀🤣

[@andrew99877]

Harry: OH MY GOD! IT'S CLOSED! I'VE NEVER SEEN A CLOSED DOOR THIS CLOSED IN MY LIFE! Hermione: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? Ron: I CAN'T GET MY BUFFALO SAUCE TO GO WITH MIONE'S FAMILY IF WE CAN'T GET THIS DOOR OPEN!

[@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw]

WHAT?? YOU CAN’T YAVE A DOOR THAT CLOSED! IT’S NEVER BEEN THAT WAY! UGH!

[@JorganzaTheGreat]

“The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers” One reason you appreciate being a muggle.

[@catygrey838]

*He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family* WELCOME TO HOGWARTS

[@ephimemacabre6449]

Caty Grey what a warm welcome.

[@mushroomhead3619]

Good Lord! Ron stop eating my mum! said Hermione as Ron chewed on Mrs Granger's leg

[@luco663]

Caty Grey yup. Welcome to hogwarts

[@scottdparrott]

Don't slurp the hair

[@sierrasmith6080]

Caty Grey such a nice welcome Also, nice profile picture

[@theemeraldswitch4485]

This sounds like the dream a harry potter fan would have when they're on drugs.

[@grayskythunder]

I want this dream right now

[@acecosmiic9164]

Honestly seems like a dream I have had

[@starfleetcomm]

Its like ..........reality shifting but you'd been on tumblr before hand

[@chestercheetahisinyourwall4041]

@@starfleetcomm 6:31 true

[@vee8938]

@@starfleetcomm flashbacks to my friend doing 🍃 before shifting

[@foxlover11]

'The castle grounds snarled with a magically magnified wind' Okay, yeah, not correct but not bad. Maybe this AI thing won't be so bad. 'the sky was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood.' I stand corrected lol.

[@happyelephant5384]

Time traveler: moves chair harry potter:

[@evirji7844]

“harry fell down the staircases for the rest of the summer” wow... that’s a long staircase

[@lucineidecarvalhodeoliveir5566]

RIP Harry's bones

[@KrysPGator]

Warned you about those stairs bro

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Or a short summer

[@evirji7844]

@@eldritchabomination9726 Smart😌✨

[@neighneighthecamel2700]

It's because he forgot to get his eyeballs back

[@Irem-ij4iu]

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” *destruction 100*

[@sebastianthegreatest645]

*Roast 100*

[@ender4344]

Eric Lee savage harry

[@dannydethanos6994]

“The only sounds drifting from hagrids hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” Roasted

[@mysticmemer4887]

Timestamp?

[@mysticmemer4887]

00F 100

[@zainalattar2775]

love how they made Hermione sound like an 80-year-old man who has been smoking his whole life

[@chloecarignan]

you know it's going to be good when there's a long pause before they read the next sentence

[@alejandropetit6573]

*BEEF WOMEN*

[@caya8638]

*Ron was going to be spiders. He was. He wasn't proud of that.*

[@APerson5569.]

Wow

[@shototodoroki2955]

That is one of my favourites

[@m4e7]

@@shototodoroki2955 are you the real todo...

[@shototodoroki2955]

@@m4e7 yes.

[@llawlietsdrtycakeplatter5477]

Akko you have come back for me 💀

[@Vixennette]

Person: what is your favorite Harry Potter book? Me: Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash

[@carddu]

same

[@fallon-may0935]

What, it is mine Too

[@iida9093]

True. The story is kinda confusing, but it's definitely funnier than othee Harty Potter books. That's why i love it so much

[@casnovak]

i like your profile pic. also i would say the same thing my dad read this to me and my brother....

[@victorhelp1571]

Same

[@caraleekoopal5030]

"The password was...*long pause*... BEEF WOMEN." This is so out of pocket lol.

[@jorgenofalltrades]

"If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive!" Hermione said 'calmly'

[@darkySp]

"RON'S RON SHIRT WAS JUST AS BAD AS RON HIMSELF" I CAN'T BREATHE

[@casstevens52]

@@eeveemation-studios Tyler Joseph 😁

[@deadpan904]

When AI roast you savagely

[@cheerfulellii7212]

Omg

[@theoneonyoutube4925]

420...

[@Jimmichang]

[When even your own merch is of terrible quality]

[@Jam_Axo]

"They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was" *wheeeeze*

[@starchildbeamy1684]

Sorry man, 69 likes already, I can't like this

[@allyepic4608]

*brendon urie laughing manically in the background*

[@xtrafries123]

@@elise6557 "BLOODY HELL THE DOORS CLOSED ALROIT!!"

[@worldpieceofmind2965]

loool

[@dumbass_pml1199]

alex McCormick WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@X.Arybdis]

Tearing your eyes from your head and throwing them into the forest as soon as you see someone is a pretty savage way of calling them ugly ngl

[@ahsahm3996]

“The only sounds drifting from Hagrid’s hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” The AI coming at Hagrid’s weight lol.

[@amirite2535]

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” “To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.” Well, someone doesn’t like Ron.

[@amirite2535]

Ron: Throws wand Harry: "He's the handsome one." Ron: Flinches Harry: "Not so handsome now”

[@magicsnqil]

Remember he ate Hermoine's family though 0_0

[@starcat1874]

@Dylan Barnes dipping someone in hot sauce is not comparable to eating someone’s family.

[@purely_cringe3498]

@@starcat1874 Hermione has been through a lot though

[@user-gf5og3uf5d]

Timestamp for the second quote?

[@Pumpkin525]

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry said calmly.

[@francisthompson3772]

Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire, he said calmly.

[@palak9465]

HaRrYDiDjApUtChANaMeiNtHeGoBLeTOfFiRe Dumbledore asked *CALMLY*

[@snailuka]

*VOLDEMORTYOUREAVERYBADEANFMEANWIAZARAD* Harry said calmly

[@DonutMaster56]

Hermione nodded encouragingly

[@mikkiasie]

Ron pushes his way in *_calmly._*

[@arcsoned1112]

My favorite quote from a book: “Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.”

[@iamcringebutiamfree123]

i love how voldemort was all "um dude wtf" but *harry could not see anything in the moment*

[@kaeruneko7299]

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard” *The Harry Potter series summed into one sentence*

[@Furymgs3]

"We're the only people who matter, he's never going to get rid of us." That about covers it.

[@MeanDean129]

savage

[@jjiingle]

i was your 1000th like yeey

[@averyrandall1896]

Savage: 100

[@infinitevirus4826]

harry potter and the chamber is loaded

[@Lucky-sq3ky]

Person: "So, have you read Harry potter?" Me: "Yes." Person: "What book did you read?" Me: *"Yes."*

[@Elemy69]

"Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash"

[@justwoosh]

*m o a n i n g c h a n d e l i e r s*

[@caligraphy6497]

@@justwoosh "Oh, I read Harry Potter and the Moaning Chandeliers. It's a good book, you should read it too."

[@l_rob420]

Luckypugamer *B E E F W O M E N*

[@FulcrumAhsokaTano]

I read 'Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a pile of ash'

[@lyv.laughlove]

“What’s your favorite Harry Potter book?” “Oh, Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash is so good! 😊”

[@EccentricGentelman]

"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.

[@threegirlsandaunighostdrag906]

Me: Mom, can we get Harry Potter? Mom: We have Harry Potter at home. Harry Potter at home:

[@tortillaenlasilla2996]

underrated comment.

[@teddy-behr]

I don't see the problem

[@lumossk3657]

Yar mom's right, this shit better than what ya get in regular shops

[@lxripalecat]

This needs more likes

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

The best part is when they ate Hermione's family

[@nixishierfrei]

When the AI suddenly starts writing Death Eater fanfiction.

[@howaboutnow1895]

It's hot

[@natefischer4070]

It's the only well written thing

[@superdolphin440]

500th like

[@beanieteamie7435]

Like 1000 You're welcome. *tips hat*

[@TheGoodLuc]

It seems Harry and Co. are baddies.

[@rswgj]

"It seems like the death eaters are the good guys" They forgot how to magic. BEAMS OF LIGHT SHOT OUT OF THEIR HEADS? Had me laughing so hard.

[@epitome-]

it’s 2am and I’m cackling like a witch

[@AIexTurner]

Saw your 2 comments separately hahajs

[@skyisherelol3492]

"Harry did not like to think about birds" Hedwig:

[@chrisamey3674]

underrated

[@RyanJilbert]

They say Hedwig died from a spell from a Death Eater. little did they know Harry’s hatred of birds.

[@alandouglas2789]

кuяЪεяร 404 Hedwig: **A great overreaction**

[@TheUnavator]

ಠ_ಠ

[@namjooooon2081]

Ry Bread :0

[@alex-fs9yt]

_"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."_ Damn, way to roast Ron.

[@breadlord6698]

Yes

[@anicaaltre2594]

Yes

[@AndresAstua]

Yes

[@Nina-wh6hb]

Yes

[@anicaaltre2594]

Yes

[@dramalexi]

I'm impressed. The AI is more intelligent than I thought. It understands that Harry cannot see after he threw away his eyes.

[@samsamsamuelsamsamsamtheio8445]

When an AI writes better fanfiction than humans

[@adarts2025]

@Naomi :) you two are both speaking in “Fax” language

[@andromeda_va39]

I agree with you. I have seen things I wish to unsee.

[@musilovesbooks]

yes. there are many things i have read which i would like to rip out of my head at blend to a fine powder, then discard the powder into an active volcano.

[@super-sizedmcshizzle6235]

“Harry threw his eyeballs into the forest” “Harry looked around and fell down the staircase” Me: .. *seems reasonable*

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

i mean, obviously ur eyes teleport back into ur eye sockets once u throw them wait r u telling me ur eyes has never teleported back into ur eye sockets?

[@zhenzhen2141]

Lmao tis is underrated

[@aidanlikesshoes6892]

...for the rest of summer

[@shototodoroki2955]

Yes.

[@milkywaycookiie]

LMAO HEY DEKU

[@agsuko2041]

"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family" That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

[@samiraperi467]

Mood: Rimworld

[@remz7019]

😂

[@richardbailey9119]

I would agree

[@justadumbkid8116]

Ikr 🤣

[@seanjohnisee]

Ah. A fellow intellectual.

[@shaneahkamboj6185]

“The spiders - they want me to tap dance” 😂

[@andrew99877]

"i don't want to tap dance" "you tell those spiders, ron"

[@alambygargabite9011]

**tap dances and turns into a spider

[@Muichiro11124]

Imagine Draco is just awkwardly sitting at the meeting, hating every second of it....and all he hears from outside is "BEEF WOMEN"

[@dannydevitodorito9631]

Scientists: Will this AI write a decent story? AI: *Well yes, but actually no*

[@nanut1203]

Not even your power will save you. You said that this story is bad, so I will call mi amigo verde Duolingo on you. He will eat your family as Ron ate Hermione's if you will not beg for your live in spanish.

[@dannydevitodorito9631]

Sí senior, Tu eres Una niña

[@dannydevitodorito9631]

Spanish Ur mum gay

[@roxannebednar9163]

Well no but actually yes

[@bashily2844]

Actually but no well yes

[@themcguinnessexperiment617]

_"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermionie's family."_ Damn right, just as I remember it.

[@iikatulxe2786]

hermiones*

[@nadiabinford7349]

I read this right as it was said... weird

[@freddie-yb7hv]

Where

[@maddoxwise5840]

Yeah they keep a very good job at keeping to the cannon in the film version of Harry Potter and the mirror that appears to be made of ash when it comes to the family eating

[@andrewjanes7220]

just as any one would do in that situation

[@beanut.putter]

I'm rooting for Voldemort and the homoerotic death eaters.

[@NatiiixLP]

The bit about birds is especially hilarious considering the British slang.

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

I was waiting for them to mention that and it was a little disappointing they didn’t connect the dots that Harry is a homosexual in this universe

[@comedyman4896]

The death eater scene was genuinely wholesome

[@quadpad_music]

I can't help to imagine smol chibi death eaters holding hands and blushing at each other's compliments.

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@@quadpad_music bruh XD

[@Jazker_da_thief]

@@quadpad_music aww

[@chees2]

"I think it's okay if you like me." said one death eater. "Thank you very much." replied the other. The first death eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other death eaters clapped politely.

[@user-lv8qh3ej1k]

Yep

[@masterjr4685]

Everybody gangsta until someone starts eating Hermione's family and then dipping her in hot sauce

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Dipping *him* xD

[@jhibbitt2896]

there's quite an underlying theme of cannibalism throughout this story isn't there

[@masterjr4685]

@@jhibbitt2896 pretty much yes

[@masterzoroark6664]

"Not so handsome now"

[@miss6095]

omg this was so good tho lmao-

[@spytf2-pb3yo]

"Harry... you have your mother's eyes...." "I DON'T WANT THEM"

[@rabiacerencrac7383]

People: AI is going to rule the world. AI:

[@alcenjoyer]

this vid truly was ahead of its time

[@gamingcookiereal]

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard." *Destruction 100*

[@kingsockrat8543]

Harry said savagely

[@tejayplant7069]

Can’t come back from that one

[@idkutellme-rp9qe]

😱

[@lunalovegood858]

cammiecookies MEGA K.O

[@idkutellme-rp9qe]

MoonNoodlesTV no❤️

[@acommenter4252]

What to do when Voldemort is behind you: Run: ❌ Fight: ❌ Feel a great overreaction: ✅ Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into a forest: ✅

[@MouldMadeMind]

Didn't he tear out voldemorts eyes.

[@b1g.sh0t]

@@MouldMadeMind no

[@moisty_booi5062]

Sigma grindset

[@helmetongrass1893]

I would just start eating Hermione's family just saying

[@triclopsgamer5934]

4:55 LoL 🤣🤣🤣

[@tyty56567]

"BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Best line if you ask me.

[@runningwithscissors1524]

Let’s adapt this book into a movie and reunite the cast of the Harry Potter movies to act it out. I think Daniel Radcliffe would really fit this version of Harry just like the old one. Plus I want to hear Emma Watson yell “BEEF WOMEN”.

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

With that 80 year old smoker voice

[@Iron_cladius]

Harry: *casually tears out eyes and throws it in the forest* also harry: *cant see*

[@strawberrymilky8822]

So that's why he fell down the staircase the entire summer

[@slavicakocirova5005]

@@strawberrymilky8822 **slips down staircase**

[@Jartran72]

Casually? The story told us he had an overreaction

[@matityaloran9157]

What happened to his glasses when he did that?

[@lololololol1342]

@@Jartran72 a *great* overreaction

[@nebula_the_starfish]

When life gives you eyes, *tear them out and throw them into the forest*

[@BHC7966]

* Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.

[@tangyleni3349]

Ultra Ultimator oof

[@darkthunder301]

*Y E E T*

[@thefiretruck9604]

@@BHC7966 *WHAT EYEBROWS!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*:

[@dracomalfoy586]

great advice

[@danialamin252]

*Still better story than the cursed child*

[@klooks1013]

I knew someone would comment this

[@Idkwhattonamethisso]

True

[@Snadwicj]

It’s scary how 5 years ago AI was like this and now AI is so lifelike

[@Ryu_Himora]

Well, AI now won't even let you generate stuff that is copyrighted like this, unless you can run your own model, so I'm not sure how much of an improvement that is.

[@lunalovegood858]

“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was”

[@natethegreat7881]

"Hang on, the door's closed!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

[@burningmacaroons7086]

"ITS SO CLOSED!!"

[@lunalovegood858]

Lol

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

*"LET ME INNNNNNN!"*

[@crimsonhunter7598]

@@stellathefoxgirl3648 is that not from a movie From xmen "Jean let me in"

[@saucemonster7137]

*They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was*

[@coypandora0795]

BEEF WOMEN

[@Amorfis]

Me reacting to any minor inconvenience

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

saucemonster , "I HATE HOW CLOSED THESE DOOR IS" , Harry said fetchingly as he tampered a grin of. That's how the line would of went

[@whatthefridge1o1]

Pretty muchh

[@Harley-uc1lu]

aLoHaMoRa!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

[@thenecromancer4113]

Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at hermione with *S E A R I N G P A I N*

[@_Yongboks_brownie_]

3:41 this story has turned into a fan fiction 😂

[@pipsgirlfriend755]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@seaweedbrain6152]

Ron: *eats Hermione's family* Hermione: *smacks with book* WOULD. YOU. STOP. EATING?!

[@jigoku4676]

OUR DAUGHTER ARE MISSING!

[@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435]

What, i am hungry ^c^

[@kalwidorntheimmortalcaptai2435]

@@elise6557 ok sorry

[@kazoo.wav_]

^J^ : GERMANY,GERMANY,GERMANY Does anyone know this cause if you do I will love you

[@THawkMedia]

Ron: What's the safe word?(in mocking tone)

[@YTSunnys]

"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest"

[@ephimemacabre6449]

He must have been looking for something.

[@juntao3329]

YTSunny if I can't see Voldemort then Voldemort can't see me.

[@chrimigules]

Hardcore

[@Temper27]

Hi again SMM good person

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

He did feel an overreaction

[@quanmach3887]

"Magic: it was something Harry potter thought was very good" Speech +100

[@MrsKirk2203]

"Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. HE FELT A COMPLETE OVERREACTION." Umm... excuse me, exactly HOW CLOSE was Voldemort standing behind Harry?! No wonder Harry tore his own eyes out...

[@user-vh9lj4fv4v]

AYOOOO..

[@crazyhairsinger]

I spat water all over the PC from laughing

[@srishtysharma]

Hermione: And you are...? Ron: A loud, slow and soft bird. Harry: I don't like birds. Ron: what did you say? *Ron immediately eats hermione's family*

[@AlinaAniretake]

Harry: They're Rough, irritating and they gets everywhere

[@Nina-wh6hb]

“The complete 3 friends”

[@MariOmor1]

Harry: I don't like birds Hedwig and Fawkes: *uncontrollable sobbing*

[@littlelemon3465]

***Ron was spiders. He just was.***

[@magixal-edts]

“I don’t like birds. They’re coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.” - Anakin Potter

[@joemamacaprisun]

The death eaters ARE the good guys they give each other kisses and Ron eats Hermione's family

[@stanmarshmellowz]

Lol yes- Also warriors name ayyyy I ship it

[@janodefenua4603]

I pissed myself from laughtng- Pre-Chatgp era AI was something else hahaha. Great one.

[@maderaartstudios4738]

Hermione: We can't let Voldemort find my parents. Does anyone have any ideas? Ron:

[@theunreadyone]

I need a t-shirt saying “Hermione has forgotten how to dance”

[@ender4344]

Hermione will dip your face in mud

[@vivekanand9944]

But then you risk getting your face dipped in mud by her

[@casnovak]

i would get a shirt saying that and another one saying "Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself." and another one saying "harry potter and the portrait of what looks like a large pile of ash" is my favorite book... or something like that.

[@marin-ss1sw]

Hermione can't dance Hermione cannot dance She only reads books And she cannot dance Even if she's reading A "How to Dance” book

[@missrileyriley]

I'll trade you for the "He saw Harry and immediately started to eat Hermione's family." T-shirt

[@Becca-hp4bg]

Death Eaters: I like you very much * kiss on the cheeks * The main trio: "TORE HIS OWN EYES AND THREW THEM IN THE FOREST" "EATING HERMIONE'S FAMILY" "DIPPED HIS FACE IN MUD"

[@jasonchiu272]

**Proceeds to fall down the stairs for the rest of the summer**

[@TOASTERBOI_2004]

@@jasonchiu272 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SomeStickmanGuy]

You mean Her?

[@Becca-hp4bg]

@@jasonchiu272 lmaao

[@heyitsella117]

@@SomeStickmanGuy no, hermione dipped Voldemort's face in mud

[@gepussy802]

You're laughing. Ron is going to be spiders and you're laughing.

[@moastew1140]

"Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance" sounds like a Smiths song ngl

[@joemcelroy7202]

I need “hermione has forgotten how to dance” merch

[@GammaFox6]

Joe McElroy Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books so she cannot draw even if she’s reading a how to draw book.

[@gdolphinz7486]

Your face will be dipped in the mud

[@MoriiDraws]

Bill Cipher which was just as bad as Ron himself, mind you-

[@nanut1203]

All of us white people can't dance. I can confirm that.

[@GammaFox6]

Nanut 120. I’m actually not that bad. I’ve been in a few musicals in my day.