stede being a polite menace (emphasis on menace)

[@fairieemy]

Haven’t done a clip one in forever and I love Stede’s petty self so enjoy!

[@marycanary86]

"theyre the furthest thing from my mind, thats why ive got the telescope" is a thing of petty beauty xD

[@fairieemy]

It’s one of my fave Stede’s scenes and lines

[@jostewart3192]

Olu is everyone who has ever sat with a friend through a break up. “YOU have nice hair” exasperated. Relatable.

[@fairieemy]

Olu is such a good friend to Stede even if he gets tired of him

[@therealopaartist]

That one friend that sick of your whining but is so supportive they listen to you anyway. We all need an Olu in our lives.

[@oblivionfiend2037]

Ed would have been so proud of the "unhand me or bleed moment"

[@fairieemy]

100%

[@ethan9167]

Stede's second "but is it" while hes mugging Izzy is literally my favorite thing in the world. its so childish and unintimidating and I love it so much

[@fairieemy]

Me too I love how Izzy is just so confused afterwards by this man

[@ethan9167]

@@fairieemy Right?? He opens his mouth to respond and is like "wtf is wrong with him?" I love it

[@fairieemy]

exactly!! stede already pulled a fckery before ed got to teach him abt the art and I love that

[@edwardallenpoe7764]

I love how Stede is just a bunch of sarcasm and 😐 with passive aggression as a treat

[@fairieemy]

Same love him for that

[@beth4928]

The "Iggy" part always gets me. Izzy *seething* is hilarious 😂

[@fairieemy]

Same I love how Stede does not even care after

[@auggiet8380]

Izzy takes himself so seriously lol

[@servinglooks247]

At 1:45 when he confuses Izzy with the weakest cpmback of the world. Truly the king of gaslighting

[@fairieemy]

I love that scene so much

[@Marchchio]

"He doesn't kiss! No one likes him!" always takes me by surprise 😂 Honestly the bite that the character brings is a huge factor when it comes to rewatch value. I wouldn't love him so much if he wasn't such a menace.

[@fairieemy]

I love that scene too! And same, Stede is my favorite and Rhys does such a wonderful job with him I can’t imagine Stede being played by anyone else. The whole cast is absolutely gold and helps sm with rewatch value for me

[@ttintagel]

The way his voice goes up on "tureen" and "skewer" gets me every time.

[@fairieemy]

Same it’s beautiful

[@jessicajeide3053]

I love the way he says "earHole?!"

[@fairieemy]

me too it’s so funny 😭

[@aillustrated]

“G’morning captain.” “Mmm, no it isn’t.”

[@fairieemy]

One of my fave Stede lines

[@itzakpoelzig330]

I love how the naval enlistment guy tells him he's dead, and they never do anything to straighten that out, but Stede joins up anyway. Like, how many dead men are there in the English Navy?

[@fairieemy]

That’s true I’ve never thought about that before, I’m assuming a lot

[@itzakpoelzig330]

@@fairieemy I guess they're not going to turn away a perfectly healthy dead guy.

[@annabanana-oh7re]

one of the many reasons why episode 5 is my absolute favorite,menace stede just has a very special place in my heart😌

[@fairieemy]

Episode 5 is my favorite too!! I love how Stede stands up for Ed and is deranged 😌

[@AlsoKnownAsTheOracle]

I'm so used to seeing the... ahem... EDITED version of that thumbnail, that I thought something was wrong with it for a second 😭

[@fairieemy]

OMGDHDHDHD no bc I know exactly what you mean and I’ve seen it and the fanart versions too

[@bellablue5285]

Uh wait what?

[@fairieemy]

@@bellablue5285 the best I can describe it to you is that the mirror behind Rhys in the thumbnail is altered to a man in a bikini outfit

[@bellablue5285]

@@fairieemy oh lordy 😆 thanks

[@megangelynn]

Where can I find the photo?

[@madisoncrowley8488]

1:50 Aziraphale in Good Omens walking away from Crowley in the park "oVioUsLy"

[@fairieemy]

LMAO that is so accurate

[@memegoddess8014]

1:23 this scene was so iconic- It’s one of my favorite ones. LIKE- DERANGED STEDE>>>>>

[@fairieemy]

OMG YES THATS MY FAVE STEDE SCENE! I have a tradition where I rewind it after watching it because I just love it too much. DERANGED STEDE IS SO >>>>>

[@g4ming_raven651]

"👹unhand me or bleed👹"

[@hkwa_]

✨F A H H K✨

[@fairieemy]

✨FAWK✨

[@megangelynn]

Love 1:34! That smile when Jim gives him the petrified orange back. ~Oh, thank God I didn't want to give it to you.~

[@fairieemy]

Me too it’s so cute!!

[@marycanary86]

eds face going "riiiiight okay, shit, bruv, you really said that out loud, great........" x'D

[@fairieemy]

that’s literally what he’s thinking 😭

[@RobMombie]

Love all of these soooo much. Another favorite of mine is when the cut off fingers gets thrown off the ship and Stede is critical of how it was thrown. I love how he suggests it should’ve been skipped like a rock or something 🤣 💀 😂

[@fairieemy]

Omg yes I love that scene sm too😭💕💕

[@auggiet8380]

Honestly my favorite part about that scene is how lovingly they talk about how a piece of their beloved Lucius is being committed to the sea or whatever, like, it’s super loving, and then… “BEGONE YOU FOUL THING!!!” *launches finger overboard* Brilliant.

[@citriz]

"ugh it's you" lmao, he's so savage

[@sunflowerenthusiast6452]

omg i love the tone change in “QUITE unfortunate”

[@fairieemy]

Me too!!

[@Matty442]

I say calm down mr wavy blade on the daily

[@fairieemy]

I say it too 😭

[@ecilia15]

The fact that Doug is the free real estate gay is hilarious

[@fairieemy]

It really is 😭

[@shyannevasquez5257]

I love him! I love him, I love him! This character is perfect in all of his imperfection!

[@fairieemy]

I wholeheartedly agree!!

[@robynloveschocolate]

This is pure perfection 👌 the level of sarcasm and sass this man produces is truly something to aspire to haha

[@fairieemy]

tysm I’m glad you liked it! And same I try my hardest to channel his pettiness everyday

[@robynloveschocolate]

@@fairieemy it's something us mere mortals can only dream of haha I try my best though to channel the "whatever! I dont care!" energy every day 😂

[@fairieemy]

@@robynloveschocolate omg yess that’s a great energy to channel!! wishing us luck to do that 😌

[@robynloveschocolate]

@@fairieemy 😁👍

[@halm1773]

He’s always queening out about something and honestly I feel so seen

[@bellablue5285]

I do adore bitchy passive aggression, as a third party (in cases such as these). Also hi, my name is [redacted], and I can quote more or less all of the lines here - I think I might have a problem...

[@fairieemy]

Stede being bitchy is just why I love him. And yes same I can quote these lines too and most of the shows lines I think we have problems together..

[@robynloveschocolate]

I also quoted this like it was a show I have watched since birth, rather than something I've only known about for 2 months 😂

[@marycanary86]

hi redacted

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

I love Stede so much, I honestly cannot choose a fave line of his, like, he has so many that are pure gold!!! Rhys' delivery is just perfection!!! 💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

[@fairieemy]

Omg same Rhys is amazing and the only one who can do Stede right. I love all his lines and his outfits 😭💕🏳️‍🌈

[@CantStayAway]

I love him so much "Get off my ship" - such Captain!Dad-"you don't mess with my kids"-vibes

[@piemanmusic]

Fuck, I love this show. Best comedy in years and years.

[@fairieemy]

Agreed!

[@megangelynn]

And his VOICE, ohmgod @ 2:30.

[@fairieemy]

YESSS it’s so cute

[@betha8702]

This is brilliant! I love his face at 5:52. He caused chaos and he likes it :D

[@lukem5604]

for some reason i enjoy stede in this compilation way more than i do watching the show i don't understand

[@fairieemy]

I’m not quite sure how that worked out but I’m glad you liked the compilation!!

[@kouizumi9484]

The Widow Bonnet is the series' true hero.

[@jazzloveslatte318]

I love the part: "morning Captain!" "hmmmmmnoitisnt"

[@kira_helena]

The sound Lucius makes at 1:02 along with their facial expressions is so goddamn funny 😭

[@DeutschlandFurImmer]

The unhand me or bleed caught me so off guard

[@zolacnomiko]

Yeeeeessss, bitchy Stede is one of my favorite Stedes.

[@fairieemy]

SAMEEE I love all stedes but bitchy stede

[@milliereeves2215]

Chefs kiss

[@fairieemy]

Thank you so glad you liked it!

[@dagnyholt8705]

1:22 Ed would be so proud of him 😭😭🥺🥺🥺

[@nirvananikiforov5713]

0:24 THE ZOOM IN 💀 I CANT-

[@ticklesivory6610]

Still watching...one year later....

[@ViWiCoverChannel]

Whatever happened in S2... i stayed here. this is my roman empire

[@hidan4ee]

he's fucking unhinged 🤣

[@jahnapanui6532]

Oh my god bring this back please 2023

[@lizanna6390]

I so want to know the uk release date for season 2.

[@fairieemy]

Hopefully it’ll be soon!

[@reeeezaaaa4]

is it??? but iS Iit? 😭

[@FearlessNimue]

What is this show and where can I watch it?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@fairieemy]

Our flag means death on HBO max! If you do end up watching it I hope you enjoy

[@crazy_potato5714]

5:24