Stereo Madness Isn't Sightreadable [April Fools]

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GD Colon

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Күн бұрын

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@vkjaggi
@vkjaggi 7 ай бұрын
maybe the real game design was the friends we made along the way
@briangao3381
@briangao3381 7 ай бұрын
I love gd cologne
@PenguinZ64.
@PenguinZ64. 7 ай бұрын
too cheesy
@Palemis
@Palemis 7 ай бұрын
✍🔥
@buolo
@buolo 7 ай бұрын
I love rice
@spiderdestoyer
@spiderdestoyer 7 ай бұрын
i eat uranium
@schaffs2
@schaffs2 7 ай бұрын
the decoration is just so empty by todays standards, idk why its still rated 🙁
@randomannoyance
@randomannoyance 7 ай бұрын
thats minimalism to express the emptiness the creator felt when creating the level, specifically the emptiness in his 2013 wallet, you dont get modern art
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 7 ай бұрын
@randomannoyance exactly, this guy just doesn't get, stereo madness would go for 6969 billion if rob were to sell it.
@JoSephGD
@JoSephGD 7 ай бұрын
levelution went way too far with this one
@falaplays814
@falaplays814 7 ай бұрын
It’s just that stereo madness is *a little mediocre, no offense* (Did you get the reference, don’t worry it’s kinda hard.)
@GigaChadMain69420
@GigaChadMain69420 7 ай бұрын
​@@falaplays814E
@Gameplayer555
@Gameplayer555 7 ай бұрын
This video is like when you have to do an essay with a minimum number of words so you start breaking down every unimportant detail.
@Carlos-jw2xd
@Carlos-jw2xd 7 ай бұрын
real
@XTLmaker
@XTLmaker 7 ай бұрын
underrated
@NaziOfficer666
@NaziOfficer666 7 ай бұрын
yeah im thinking that as well
@ocreyy
@ocreyy 7 ай бұрын
So true !
@Cloudly_Round
@Cloudly_Round 7 ай бұрын
yea most of it is just common sense
@Maybe_Cole
@Maybe_Cole 6 ай бұрын
11:11 “There’s a short spider part but it’s not that bad”
@thegemma2656
@thegemma2656 5 ай бұрын
WATCTHE FU-----
@jaxpianoteacher
@jaxpianoteacher 4 ай бұрын
lol
@JashuaHigdon
@JashuaHigdon 3 ай бұрын
Dash reference
@javiervictoriano-bd4xd
@javiervictoriano-bd4xd 3 ай бұрын
that's not in the actual level
@Ocarus0Cycle
@Ocarus0Cycle 3 ай бұрын
@@javiervictoriano-bd4xd ok sherlock
@digestdig9fiut217
@digestdig9fiut217 7 ай бұрын
Imagine if robtop commented "agreed." and then replaced stereo madness With bloodBath
@Player-Leli
@Player-Leli 7 ай бұрын
sounds like something robtop would do
@anthony-ud4to
@anthony-ud4to 7 ай бұрын
😂
@marbleperson
@marbleperson 7 ай бұрын
or "agreed." >deletes geometry dash
@ChrisZKidd345
@ChrisZKidd345 7 ай бұрын
Biggest plot twist of all time
@BingeBaconShortz
@BingeBaconShortz 7 ай бұрын
it’s april fools sooo
@IamDrDapper
@IamDrDapper 7 ай бұрын
I love how it starts okay and then slowly dissolves into madness
@terminal_2495
@terminal_2495 7 ай бұрын
STEREO madness?
@isavenewspapers8890
@isavenewspapers8890 7 ай бұрын
@@terminal_2495OHHHHHH
@slimgrim3607
@slimgrim3607 7 ай бұрын
@@terminal_2495 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@astronull8589
@astronull8589 7 ай бұрын
@@terminal_2495 Now suddenly everything is makes sense
@PurePain_1
@PurePain_1 7 ай бұрын
Guys, temporarily dislike every comment that states its an april fools video. I had my experience ruined by looking through the comments too early 😭
@szabolcsmathe175
@szabolcsmathe175 7 ай бұрын
Stereo Madness is so unsightreadable for New players smh I love gd cologne
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@LocalwaterCreeper
@LocalwaterCreeper 7 ай бұрын
stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare real
@WaivexJCI
@WaivexJCI 7 ай бұрын
Yeh fr
@Levanderstonegaming
@Levanderstonegaming 7 ай бұрын
yeah when I first got GD, I struggled on stereo madness. now I can beat it no problem though
@Sheckles4how-D
@Sheckles4how-D 7 ай бұрын
Ikr
@maxtonhughes2629
@maxtonhughes2629 6 ай бұрын
3:37 "Its not like it tells you that n the menue screen or anything" *Icon proceeds to jump*
@BlubStudios64
@BlubStudios64 3 ай бұрын
I was looking for this 😂
@hypxrx
@hypxrx 20 күн бұрын
@@BlubStudios64 I agree lol
@rorvgames6491
@rorvgames6491 19 күн бұрын
I think that's the joke, but i thought the same
@camellia-v8i
@camellia-v8i 17 күн бұрын
Noice
@Muffin5671
@Muffin5671 3 күн бұрын
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
@ShDwDolphin
@ShDwDolphin 7 ай бұрын
"Theres a short spider part thats not that bad" That got me so hard
@Rudxain
@Rudxain 7 ай бұрын
ayo pauze 🤨📸📸
@JosephJaya_yoy
@JosephJaya_yoy 7 ай бұрын
at 11:13 ? Right
@garrylarry890
@garrylarry890 7 ай бұрын
It got you so hard 💀💀💀
@MrTurt9988
@MrTurt9988 7 ай бұрын
11:10 got me laughing so hard!!
@WeaponizedAutism7
@WeaponizedAutism7 7 ай бұрын
Like a damn semi truck
@CGBOOM_
@CGBOOM_ 7 ай бұрын
This so-called “easy” rated level is too hard! That 22% staircase is a HUGE choking point. The coins? Terrible.
@GPR_GD
@GPR_GD 7 ай бұрын
Ikr, unbalanced everywhere
@ScratcherWowie2ndChannel
@ScratcherWowie2ndChannel 7 ай бұрын
​@@GPR_GDfor new players of course
@onyotubero
@onyotubero 7 ай бұрын
dont even get me STARTED on those triple spikes. Extreme demon skill level wth are you THINKING robtop
@emirbergazden9723
@emirbergazden9723 7 ай бұрын
​@@onyotubero 2 star levels had some skill in them tbh
@Automaton_unit
@Automaton_unit 7 ай бұрын
My friend beat the level in 30 attempts He only knew about geometry dash when I told him about it April fools dum dum it took 140 attemps
@Phla-phi
@Phla-phi 7 ай бұрын
its impressive how colon got a fully fledged game journalist to write the script👏👏👏
@Agued90902
@Agued90902 7 ай бұрын
agreed
@SketchTheProtogen
@SketchTheProtogen 7 ай бұрын
yeaysysyeyysywyeyes
@tgtdtmaa
@tgtdtmaa 7 ай бұрын
The yellow icon messed with their pathfinding
@HappyMagolor2
@HappyMagolor2 2 ай бұрын
Yeah dean did a great job
@Facem2008
@Facem2008 20 күн бұрын
"Geometry dash has too much water, what was Robtop thinking"
@auggiebaw4580
@auggiebaw4580 6 ай бұрын
11:10 "There's a short spider part" Wait a minute THAT'S NOT IN THE ORIGINAL LEVEL
@L1CL1CL1CL1C
@L1CL1CL1CL1C 4 ай бұрын
It's a joke
@Your_averageRocketNe
@Your_averageRocketNe 4 ай бұрын
​@@L1CL1CL1CL1C so is the comment
@microwavedsandwich
@microwavedsandwich 4 ай бұрын
@@L1CL1CL1CL1C r/wooosh
@L1CL1CL1CL1C
@L1CL1CL1CL1C 4 ай бұрын
@@microwavedsandwichcringe
@Frankie_and_fwoggie
@Frankie_and_fwoggie 4 ай бұрын
@@L1CL1CL1CL1Cso are you
@Waffle0.
@Waffle0. 7 ай бұрын
I love how this guy actually set an ENTIRE countdown for an entire stereo madness review. The state of this world has become more and more vulnerable
@QQn5
@QQn5 7 ай бұрын
Lol
@zohnannor
@zohnannor 7 ай бұрын
countdown is automatic when you do a premiere
@efsefish
@efsefish 7 ай бұрын
its april fools
@reaver9394
@reaver9394 7 ай бұрын
Your the one giving money to this guy
@Waffle0.
@Waffle0. 7 ай бұрын
ik and i dont regert it@@reaver9394
@Gingivitis-Taker
@Gingivitis-Taker 7 ай бұрын
The developer of the game should really think of new players more. Have you seen the next level? It’s got these weird bumper things that launch you so, SO high up in the air. And what about the part in Staring Craziness or whatever it’s called where you have to go through this random rocket portal and play an incredibly difficult part for this yellow coin thingy that does NOTHING.
@danieldavid3766
@danieldavid3766 7 ай бұрын
And then right after they show that you _should_ hit the yellow bumpers, then it _trolls_ you by killing you if you hit them! Like, make up your mind, game! It’s so unfair to switch it up like that!
@Yes_Circlic
@Yes_Circlic 7 ай бұрын
Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Lena_M
@Lena_M 2 ай бұрын
omg thank you for the warning... i'm afraid of heights so I will NOT be playing that next level if I ever beat stereo madness
@ReaperRYT_
@ReaperRYT_ 7 ай бұрын
It's unbelievable how easy the spider part is. It gives you a new gamemode which is super easy to figure out thanks to the great introduction to it, and it shows entirely new mechanics! It's my personal favorite part of stereo madness 😀
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
@cheeseburgermonkey7104 7 ай бұрын
copy and paste bot stole your comment
@ReaperRYT_
@ReaperRYT_ 7 ай бұрын
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 bruh really
@thechicken09
@thechicken09 7 ай бұрын
The spider part is my favorite game mode.
@cashioking
@cashioking 7 ай бұрын
Yeah I like how sight-readable it is
@soulsofspirit9729
@soulsofspirit9729 6 ай бұрын
I like the “it’s not like it tells you in the menu or anything” joke
@Malam_NightYoru
@Malam_NightYoru 7 ай бұрын
Funny about the start is. My friend died 10 times in first spike when she got my cellphone to play this only made her more hooked to try again. That's very good game design.
@Alexthegreater808
@Alexthegreater808 7 ай бұрын
False: females do not play geometry dash
@YourAverageMango
@YourAverageMango 7 ай бұрын
@@Alexthegreater808paqoe:
@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72
@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72 7 ай бұрын
@@Alexthegreater808 juniper
@Alexthegreater808
@Alexthegreater808 7 ай бұрын
@@YourAverageMango it’s a joke ofc some women play gd 😭😭😭
@Alexthegreater808
@Alexthegreater808 7 ай бұрын
@@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72 it’s a joke 😭😭😭
@kingrgames
@kingrgames 7 ай бұрын
It’s been a couple of months and Colon already broke his rule of “nice vibes only”
@aykarain
@aykarain 7 ай бұрын
~ i love this date ~
@hoglin7
@hoglin7 7 ай бұрын
Addictions be like:
@SomeInternetUser45
@SomeInternetUser45 7 ай бұрын
I love my semiyearly Colon Yap session
@DAREELCIPHERIST
@DAREELCIPHERIST 7 ай бұрын
It’s an April fool fool
@Virtual_Garbage
@Virtual_Garbage 7 ай бұрын
its april fools bro
@Sylvia_Corvidev
@Sylvia_Corvidev 7 ай бұрын
Your delivery is so genuine and real-sounding that if this was my first exposure to GD I would probably somewhat believe you
@Spencerssharkpuppet
@Spencerssharkpuppet 4 ай бұрын
14:54 colon: from a different genaration. Me: JAJAJAJAJA YOU HAVE NOT WIN YOU DIED!
@Mizu2023
@Mizu2023 3 ай бұрын
Generation retro
@Fireinthehole333
@Fireinthehole333 Ай бұрын
Welcome
@ElfabetExists
@ElfabetExists 7 ай бұрын
16:43 “Yes, yes it does. Which is why today’s video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!”
@GameristicForce
@GameristicForce 7 ай бұрын
LOL COLOGNE APPROVED
@CrystalKyryn
@CrystalKyryn 7 ай бұрын
missed opportunity
@ElfabetExists
@ElfabetExists 7 ай бұрын
@@CrystalKyryn could not agree more
@shahzaibhassan6504
@shahzaibhassan6504 7 ай бұрын
real@@CrystalKyryn he could have made like 1300$
@EslamBayoumi-ep5ff
@EslamBayoumi-ep5ff 6 ай бұрын
Hi gd colen
@lake4433
@lake4433 7 ай бұрын
“That is NOT a cactus.” Was the funniest part of the video for me.
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
ohio
@Comradegato
@Comradegato 7 ай бұрын
Skibidi Gyatt?
@xAshleyyunderscore
@xAshleyyunderscore 7 ай бұрын
both of you: please get off the internet (not you, commenter, you're cool)
@iqbit
@iqbit 7 ай бұрын
It's a bird! It's a plane!
@Comradegato
@Comradegato 7 ай бұрын
@@xAshleyyunderscore thats not very sigma rizzler of you😡😡😡
@truckjumperdude
@truckjumperdude 7 ай бұрын
14:17 bro really turned into a game critic/reviewer
@Alecishavoc
@Alecishavoc 6 ай бұрын
That's avarge for him lol
@Alecishavoc
@Alecishavoc 6 ай бұрын
he also turned into a game designer
@Mythical765
@Mythical765 2 ай бұрын
​@@Alecishavoc HE IS LITERALLY A ADVOCATE FOR GOOD GAME DESIGN
@clubstep8080
@clubstep8080 5 ай бұрын
The cuphead ign “video game reporter thing” is actually so funny
@Bubbly_Dragon
@Bubbly_Dragon 5 ай бұрын
I knew what was coming as soon as I saw Cuphead, and I still laughed 10/10
@zheanlbs30
@zheanlbs30 7 ай бұрын
11:03 you jump up these pillars. fall down these half slabs. and theres a short spider par-
@CandiceMilan
@CandiceMilan 7 ай бұрын
Man We Got Dash Spidered
@36Dorothea
@36Dorothea 7 ай бұрын
Dash spider in stereo madness is crazy. wait until 2.3 it will happen
@reaper928-y4e
@reaper928-y4e 6 ай бұрын
Truly a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛🕷️ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🔼🔼🔼🔼 Moment
@NonyaOfTheBeeswax
@NonyaOfTheBeeswax 6 ай бұрын
I know right like what the hell That par t .... was t otall y u nsig g htreadable. Who wou ld ev en ma ke something so evil? That's just... wrong.
@germany8339
@germany8339 6 ай бұрын
De de da do ding da de da da
@Eel_
@Eel_ 7 ай бұрын
I like how casually he says "There's a short spider part, but it's not that bad" at 11:08. Truly a dash of all time
@David280GG
@David280GG 7 ай бұрын
Got me so hard
@cupdarkness17239
@cupdarkness17239 7 ай бұрын
definitely real in stereo madness
@theresabrunskill7097
@theresabrunskill7097 7 ай бұрын
​@darkness17239 okaaaay? And? You don't need to say that, everyone who plays gd knows that, and that's basically all Gd Colonge's fans...
@theresabrunskill7097
@theresabrunskill7097 7 ай бұрын
​@@cupdarkness17239except the boomlings fans
@Paumung2014
@Paumung2014 7 ай бұрын
​@@theresabrunskill7097 IT'S REAL!?!?!? Bruh It's fake dum-dum.
@cringeworks_peter
@cringeworks_peter 7 ай бұрын
The 35% straight fly is TOO DANG HARD! Can't believe Robtop did this for the first level in the game!
@FCMasloPL
@FCMasloPL 7 ай бұрын
How are the 8hz players supossed to pass that! You can see it from the very start of the game, robtop clearly has no support to graphic calculator players. How horrible.
@thanhtamnguyenthi7073
@thanhtamnguyenthi7073 7 ай бұрын
@@FCMasloPL why did u pick 8 not 3 that doesnt make sense
@BeestyGamer16
@BeestyGamer16 27 күн бұрын
“It’s not like it tells you on the menu or anything” Also not the cube jumping at: 3:38
@chai-r
@chai-r 7 ай бұрын
i forgot this was an april fools video, and when he said "then theres this spider part which is not that bad" i was like "wait they added that? WAIT-"
@justejyraph
@justejyraph 4 ай бұрын
You really need to not trust obvious things
@Hockey_14-roy
@Hockey_14-roy 4 ай бұрын
Same
@petekrafter100
@petekrafter100 4 ай бұрын
I came here to say 11:11 he’s lying. I remembered after seeing this comment.
@chai-r
@chai-r 4 ай бұрын
@@justejyraph yeah my fault i didnt play fucking block game in 4 years yeah yeah my fault
@chai-r
@chai-r 4 ай бұрын
@@petekrafter100 wow thanks for informing me 3 months after, really appreciate it
@Blibby_blobby_999
@Blibby_blobby_999 7 ай бұрын
Robtop needs to add more jump indicators to his levels! 😔
@GigaChadMain69420
@GigaChadMain69420 7 ай бұрын
He won't
@TheSpot200
@TheSpot200 7 ай бұрын
WE. NEED. MORE. INDICATORS!
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@skititietieiteite
@skititietieiteite 7 ай бұрын
even though there are no orbs, we need jump indicaters on the orbs.
@PedrinEN
@PedrinEN 7 ай бұрын
@@GigaChadMain69420 he doesn't want to, but he NEEDS to.
@notvixios
@notvixios 7 ай бұрын
The short spider part caught me so off guard 😭
@Nightcaat
@Nightcaat 7 ай бұрын
When is The Best Geometry Dash Moments of 4096
@_Ex1led_
@_Ex1led_ 7 ай бұрын
WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU
@Misoforg
@Misoforg 7 ай бұрын
b-but youre a m-minecraft youtuber-
@laurali2128
@laurali2128 7 ай бұрын
Minecraft and geometry dash :O
@hibroGMD
@hibroGMD 7 ай бұрын
you play geometry dash?
@AwesomeGooberMan
@AwesomeGooberMan 5 ай бұрын
3:38 "its not like it tells you on the menu or anything..." Icons: "hello?" Edit: yes i know its a joke, it's just funny he said it.
@cena3133
@cena3133 5 ай бұрын
New players wouldn't understand that's how the jump Mechanics work.
@fehizorosaclier1629
@fehizorosaclier1629 5 ай бұрын
that's the joke 😑
@JaxsonShehane
@JaxsonShehane 5 ай бұрын
The Joke: That
@AwesomeGooberMan
@AwesomeGooberMan 5 ай бұрын
Yes i know its a joke but it's still funny
@arnaudhh
@arnaudhh 4 ай бұрын
​@@JaxsonShehanethat?
@catalogize
@catalogize 7 ай бұрын
11:11 was by far the most unexpected part of the video i'm crying
@adieuing
@adieuing 7 ай бұрын
its even better he doesn't e en introduce the spider, it's just there
@adieuing
@adieuing 7 ай бұрын
even******* i hate youtube i can't edit my comment
@gamering2354
@gamering2354 7 ай бұрын
​@@adieuingyou can, click the dots
@duckified.
@duckified. 7 ай бұрын
it was probably the most expected thing out of an april fools video. if you've seen gd colon in the past 4 months it'd be obvious
@ShroomiMyst
@ShroomiMyst 7 ай бұрын
@@adieuing oh ma gawd is that aueding the fe2 guy, remember there's no escape.
@JaceyPlayz99
@JaceyPlayz99 7 ай бұрын
3:37 "you have no idea how high your jump is, it's not like it tells you on the menu or anything" as a cube passes by and constantly jumps
@conceptualization.6617
@conceptualization.6617 7 ай бұрын
that's the joke
@battleforadonut.
@battleforadonut. 7 ай бұрын
j
@NAFProjects
@NAFProjects 7 ай бұрын
I love how, even though this video is very much ironic and an April Fool's day video, it takes itself fully seriously Update: i didn't watch the whole video before commenting 💀
@Cratacy
@Cratacy 7 ай бұрын
wdym bro today is crecember 65
@Detoox21
@Detoox21 7 ай бұрын
It definitely helps to 'fool' you into thinking this is an actual level analysis, and not just a joke.
@googleaccountacc
@googleaccountacc 7 ай бұрын
it took me far too long to realize
@thecontaminatedone6094
@thecontaminatedone6094 7 ай бұрын
it is not taking itself seriously at all what are you talking about
@Detoox21
@Detoox21 7 ай бұрын
@@thecontaminatedone6094 the first 6, 7 or so minutes say otherwise.
@Crunch-k5c
@Crunch-k5c 2 күн бұрын
I love that he puts in the dash spider but says “its ok”.
@Unknowncoolguy
@Unknowncoolguy 7 ай бұрын
14:20 bruh i was not expecting a game journalist reference.
@jackkane9679
@jackkane9679 7 ай бұрын
Same bro
@M87lol
@M87lol 7 ай бұрын
Saw someone do it with little nightmares 2, complaining about how 'the controls are imprecise'
@MikoRalphino
@MikoRalphino 7 ай бұрын
I was so happy when i realized lol
@KirikkSiSq
@KirikkSiSq 7 ай бұрын
​​@@M87lol man, I remember when I got my first 3D platformer, I had zero experience with 3D games and no one to ask, so I remapped controls to arrows, and abilities, to buttons like End, Page Up etc bc that was easier to memorize than letters🤦‍♂️ Then, the sequel forced me to choose a preset, I decided WASD is fine That was 10 years ago
@deleteduser-c1b
@deleteduser-c1b 3 ай бұрын
fr i was looking for someone to say that
@PenPen-Penny
@PenPen-Penny 7 ай бұрын
14:52 holy frick its generation retro
@BeccaLynn79
@BeccaLynn79 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@billybobjoeWAHT
@billybobjoeWAHT 7 ай бұрын
Hi! As a new player, I was definitely confused by this level. Thank you for making this video, all of this needs to be said. You talked about the confusion of the background turning red near the end, but the back ground color changes TWICE earlier in the level. This game has no mercy.
@arhia6106
@arhia6106 7 ай бұрын
Same with that damn cheating rocket! It doesnt just appear after the platforms: it EVEN appears on the very end!!!
@Nulsyun
@Nulsyun 4 ай бұрын
The spider part is not real.
@katialiger3571
@katialiger3571 8 күн бұрын
"There's a short spider part. But its not that bad." Caught me off guard
@dom1n8r64
@dom1n8r64 7 ай бұрын
We went from geometry dash, to the back of a lucky charms box. Truly one of the videos of all time.
@Psychinations-kh4je
@Psychinations-kh4je 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@GDColon
@GDColon 7 ай бұрын
That box costed be $4.49 CAD making this my highest budget video in a while Cereal tastes like styrofoam too
@Goldity..
@Goldity.. 7 ай бұрын
​thats why captaincrunch is better @GDColon
@GeoforceJets
@GeoforceJets 7 ай бұрын
all cereal in canada tastes terrible and its so expensive (we also don't have captain crunch)
@GeoforceJets
@GeoforceJets 7 ай бұрын
all canadians can agree with this
@A10gtag
@A10gtag 7 ай бұрын
Game Journalists when there's no yellow arrow telling you specifically what to do;
@Agued90902
@Agued90902 7 ай бұрын
true
@MrBrineplays_
@MrBrineplays_ 7 ай бұрын
You think a yellow arrow is enough information for them to know how to play the game?
@tgtdtmaa
@tgtdtmaa 7 ай бұрын
The icon was yellow, messing with their pathfinding
@A10PlaysGames
@A10PlaysGames 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@Agued90902
@Agued90902 7 ай бұрын
Frfr
@its_Hazer
@its_Hazer 7 ай бұрын
2:06 Believe me, everyone who played any sort of flash game would know spikes in most games will kill you no matter where you touch it.
@onyxify
@onyxify 7 ай бұрын
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@KirikkSiSq
@KirikkSiSq 7 ай бұрын
Also Bounce Tales But there are games where it does *not* work like that 1. Classic Sonic games, touching the spikes sideways is safe 2. Some P2W Russian Transformice clone, reverse side of spikes is safe in it (prob the original game as well)
@willoverdoseonmusic
@willoverdoseonmusic 7 ай бұрын
no durr
@pyra9345
@pyra9345 7 ай бұрын
3. Celeste
@kuwejtyt1680
@kuwejtyt1680 7 ай бұрын
does anyone remember flagman and the dude with a jetpack?
@Puffman728
@Puffman728 Күн бұрын
You do satire so well its genuinely hard to tell when you're doing genuine critique and when its a joke. Props for that
@FCMasloPL
@FCMasloPL 7 ай бұрын
you are basically the only reason (and maybe minecraft) why i actually am excited for april fools
@Phibos_gd
@Phibos_gd 7 ай бұрын
Me tooooooo
@Carusme
@Carusme 7 ай бұрын
Frfr
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@ronanfitzgerald9169
@ronanfitzgerald9169 7 ай бұрын
Fr
@spotL
@spotL 7 ай бұрын
hi maslo 😨🤬🤨🥶🤪🥶🥵
@fedethepraa2
@fedethepraa2 7 ай бұрын
12:34 AIN'T NO WAY YOU CALLED IT GEOMETRY TRASH 💀💀 A friend of mine said the same a couple of months ago (He has GD on his Steam wishlist)
@sub2tijabe
@sub2tijabe 7 ай бұрын
Balls
@deveshcGD
@deveshcGD 7 ай бұрын
dammmmmmmmm
@burntbwak
@burntbwak 7 ай бұрын
Geometrical garbage 😢😢
@whut5895
@whut5895 7 ай бұрын
geometry sh*t
@personfromtds7324
@personfromtds7324 7 ай бұрын
1234
@Trashtatine
@Trashtatine 7 ай бұрын
I like the fact that it’s an April fools video but also a somewhat serious video at the same time
@petaltoday
@petaltoday 7 ай бұрын
how is it serious
@Trashtatine
@Trashtatine 7 ай бұрын
@@petaltoday it feels like a normal video and also a joke at the same time
@petaltoday
@petaltoday 7 ай бұрын
@@Trashtatine yeah it’s supposed to seem like a serious video, but none of the points are serious. colon has been very adamant that he likes stereo madness
@Trashtatine
@Trashtatine 7 ай бұрын
@@petaltoday that’s the idea, it looks like a normal video but the points aren’t serious
@TatabotYT
@TatabotYT 3 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched you in years glad to see your still uploading
@ezequieldom641
@ezequieldom641 7 ай бұрын
lmao i wasnt paying attention when the spider part caught me offguard
@falex3489
@falex3489 7 ай бұрын
$0.023 💀
@Agomya
@Agomya 7 ай бұрын
@@falex3489 sadly argentina economys is rlly bad
@Bread_man-i7s
@Bread_man-i7s 7 ай бұрын
@@falex3489 at least he gave something
@shamon002
@shamon002 7 ай бұрын
ikr
@3miplus660
@3miplus660 7 ай бұрын
Fue buenísimo KSJSAKJS
@guatemalaman278
@guatemalaman278 7 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the 15 hour long video of him talking about the first jump
@naattxxnaattxx7055
@naattxxnaattxx7055 7 ай бұрын
Third coin perhaps?
@boyvikingYT
@boyvikingYT 7 ай бұрын
11:13 Boring and generic hell style I love the different direction that was taken this year! Honestly this has got to be the best of your April Fools videos by far. The jokes just kept getting better and better. I can't stop thinking about that part where you were talking about how the sides of the spikes looking like slopes, and that the sharp tip should be what kills you, AND THEN SHOWING IT'S HITBOX!! Just overanalyzing the first spike for a solid 3 minutes just made me laugh uncontrollably in my head. So many unexpected jokes, it was too much, and it was perfect.
@denisekyles4299
@denisekyles4299 6 ай бұрын
I also like the whole "It's not like the menu tells you how high you jump or anything"
@Mountain_2
@Mountain_2 6 ай бұрын
@@denisekyles4299 yeah especially since thefes icon jumping in the menu
@redacted4495
@redacted4495 7 ай бұрын
The way you pored then mixed the IGN with the troll juice, mmmmm , delicious.
@katusha83
@katusha83 7 ай бұрын
the little spider part was perfect
@Polo-
@Polo- 7 ай бұрын
If this video isn’t in the next years gd awards then I don’t know man 😭 This is peak comedy
@Marco5Brawl
@Marco5Brawl 7 ай бұрын
11:11 "short little spider section" wowo colonge you didnt complain about this part even it dosent show the controls of this part and is literally unsightreadable wonderful commentary
@codingidiot6754
@codingidiot6754 7 ай бұрын
that is not even close to the correct timestamp
@Fexto12
@Fexto12 7 ай бұрын
11:09
@Marco5Brawl
@Marco5Brawl 7 ай бұрын
sorry I have skill issue💀
@PollarisTheGD
@PollarisTheGD 7 ай бұрын
​@@Marco5Brawl No. Colon has a skill issue. He always yapped about the spider part for not being understandable, but I never died to it.
@AbyssalTheDifficulty
@AbyssalTheDifficulty 7 ай бұрын
this is a april fools video
@maximiliancoleman9578
@maximiliancoleman9578 11 күн бұрын
Gd cologne: Its not like it tells you in the menu or anything Cube jumping in the background: Am I a joke to you?
@neorahi3
@neorahi3 7 ай бұрын
For a second, I thought this was a serious review because of the start, I realized it was an April fools' joke when you complained about the first ship part, which you yourself said is a genius introduction.
@poppunkrock141
@poppunkrock141 7 ай бұрын
thought something was off but i didn’t actually realize today’s date until “don’t portals normally take you places” lmao
@ethzzexists
@ethzzexists 7 ай бұрын
I noticed it when he called it the rocket game mode
@moonshineemojicat
@moonshineemojicat 7 ай бұрын
I found out at 11:10
@bloxninjagaming6577
@bloxninjagaming6577 7 ай бұрын
I noticed it before the premiere started
@realmonochrome
@realmonochrome 7 ай бұрын
cant wait to see gd spider jumpscare man talk about the hardest level in gd for 18 minutes!
@realmonochrome
@realmonochrome 7 ай бұрын
also new tublar8 video when
@UpdateFreak33
@UpdateFreak33 7 ай бұрын
​@@realmonochrome verifying aeternus while eating waffles coming soon (trust)
@FixTheWi-Fi
@FixTheWi-Fi 7 ай бұрын
hey this isn't Back on Track
@germany8339
@germany8339 7 ай бұрын
Bro forgor the hardest actual level auto play area
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@ametunes
@ametunes 7 ай бұрын
i can't wait for an official stereo madness dash jumpscare
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@NullWes10
@NullWes10 7 ай бұрын
Hi
@Ignam
@Ignam 7 ай бұрын
Nice call lol
@DashSpiderJumpscares
@DashSpiderJumpscares 7 ай бұрын
I mean jumpscare 3 was made the day after the dash video but ok :(
@ametunes
@ametunes 7 ай бұрын
@@DashSpiderJumpscares dash spider jumpscares jumpscare
@teddyking1466
@teddyking1466 18 күн бұрын
0:19 voice crack
@camellia-v8i
@camellia-v8i 17 күн бұрын
wdym
@teddyking1466
@teddyking1466 17 күн бұрын
1:11 voice crack 2.0
@AntechamberAE
@AntechamberAE 16 күн бұрын
Dawg he’s just enunciating a word
@doodoofart6698
@doodoofart6698 11 күн бұрын
We hate Colon
@Deemeka
@Deemeka 6 күн бұрын
@@doodoofart6698 LMAO
@EddieWolfy-vw5dd
@EddieWolfy-vw5dd 7 ай бұрын
That short little spider section is what the rest of the level for strive for in terms of sight readability
@fantasticgood5403
@fantasticgood5403 7 ай бұрын
To be honest, Stereo Madness needs more gamemode variety, like bro, ONLY cube and ship, and ship only gets used twice, and the first ship part barely has anything in it too, so most of it is just cube with only one actual ship part
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@Basmud
@Basmud 7 ай бұрын
True
@PipeyardCentipede
@PipeyardCentipede 7 ай бұрын
dude, did you seriously forget the short spider part?
@Hon38148
@Hon38148 7 ай бұрын
Untrue New players are already introduced to 2 new modes, a third mode would have made the player lost and forget the previous mode Think about stereo madness is the one that presents the most mode
@Ibrahimnahali
@Ibrahimnahali 7 ай бұрын
There's a spider part for half a second so that's something
@dotanim8s
@dotanim8s 7 ай бұрын
"oh i get it! Colon's april fools video is a completely normal video, when people expect it to be not normal!" "...oh"
@crazytootzplays1597
@crazytootzplays1597 7 ай бұрын
lol
@TheFancyIceCube
@TheFancyIceCube 7 ай бұрын
hello bro
@AvalancheTV
@AvalancheTV Ай бұрын
13:50 I’ve 100% this game and I felt insane pain watching him fail on the tutorial… Would’ve loved to see this Colon variant’s reaction to Wally Warbles or Dr. Kahl’s Robot
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 7 ай бұрын
"Stereo madness too hard" just from the title, I already know what kind of episode this is.. 💀
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@KairozSX8
@KairozSX8 7 ай бұрын
yeah, unsightreadable, no jump indicators.. lemme buy some popcorn for this
@GiygasNightmare
@GiygasNightmare 7 ай бұрын
16:11 istg colon’s gonna go on a rampage if we arent careful
@swagnoiceswag
@swagnoiceswag 7 ай бұрын
the trimming the herbs reference was insane. awesome video 🫡
@dom1n8r64
@dom1n8r64 7 ай бұрын
YOOO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZED THAT
@Rip-Tyde24
@Rip-Tyde24 15 күн бұрын
7:06 alright, YOU stand under a solid surface and jump full force into it. see how YOU feel after.
@TimSoarer
@TimSoarer 7 ай бұрын
16:18 ok, I honestly didn't expect an april fools video to suddenly get so deep and thoughtful all of a sudden
@iabansstuffwithan_i
@iabansstuffwithan_i 7 ай бұрын
I cannot wait for this April fools video, I’ve been anticipating it ever since I knew who Cologne was.
@大
@大 7 ай бұрын
fr
@altrightz
@altrightz 7 ай бұрын
April fools!! 😂🎉
@goober130
@goober130 7 ай бұрын
gd bolognese
@paolarei4418
@paolarei4418 7 ай бұрын
@@goober130 gd milanese
@adimsaiken
@adimsaiken 7 ай бұрын
Yea, honestly Stereo Madness should've been a Demon and give at least 14* Idk why it's the 1st level, All its gonna do is scare off new players. 😔
@TrainOfImagination
@TrainOfImagination Ай бұрын
3:38 the funniest bit is that it litterally shows you on the menu with the moving icons in the background
@supsnail
@supsnail 7 ай бұрын
Prepare for the annual peak of GD Colon 🔥
@StevhynAturlyn
@StevhynAturlyn 7 ай бұрын
WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED
@GigaChadMain69420
@GigaChadMain69420 7 ай бұрын
​@@StevhynAturlynnot just verified, A great aviation lego-er!
@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc
@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc 7 ай бұрын
hello there fellow veteran youtuber, how does it feel to almost see every single thing this site has ever done?
@xonix111-rg
@xonix111-rg 7 ай бұрын
Funny fox boy knows his deal. I don't understand why no one talks about this level.
@DeltaTheProtogen.
@DeltaTheProtogen. 7 ай бұрын
"WHY are there no checkpoints here? its ridicilous!" meanwhile practice mode..
@frmrt4
@frmrt4 6 ай бұрын
game recommended for new players
@antwerp-six
@antwerp-six 26 күн бұрын
go learn humour
@Niketos-e8c
@Niketos-e8c 12 күн бұрын
14:35 You have to appreciate the guy for using an instamonkey
@TheEleBit
@TheEleBit 7 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm even surprised he completed Stereo Madness, considering it's a top 1 extreme demon.
@KoCat2867
@KoCat2867 7 ай бұрын
Yeah it only got verified a couple of weeks ago (by void)
@TheDanceMan567
@TheDanceMan567 7 ай бұрын
Wait, do you mean Stereo Extremeness?! That level’s awesome! I've beat it 8 times over!
@Blahblah-bw2fu
@Blahblah-bw2fu 7 ай бұрын
I got 90%
@Often_Guy
@Often_Guy 7 ай бұрын
@@maelavecgg9133 7 year old joke + old + stop it + everyone knows tidal wave is harder
@lowkey0019
@lowkey0019 6 ай бұрын
@@Often_Guy r/Woooosh
@linkguy0877
@linkguy0877 7 ай бұрын
15:02 omg dragoon reference in the live chat by colon Edit: Spoiler: I am suprised he didn't include PVZ in the mix
@samiraedbattah
@samiraedbattah 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes there is a spider jump before the red background.
@gsparkl3s
@gsparkl3s 7 ай бұрын
13:49 "OK- Cuphead!" oh no
@innabliakha4721
@innabliakha4721 7 ай бұрын
This part made me die from laughing 😂
@AvalancheTV
@AvalancheTV Ай бұрын
As someone who 100% this game I was scared too. Then I immediately realized the joke was mocking the game journalist
@thewinner4378
@thewinner4378 7 ай бұрын
I love how this starts as a review of Stereo Madness and then just turns into him rambling about other games
@Frrixy
@Frrixy 7 ай бұрын
This is really good, I really like the direction this video takes. April fool's videos are always a treat from you Colon!
@LicoPicoPicoPico-cv9oq
@LicoPicoPicoPico-cv9oq 5 ай бұрын
3:37 The cube icon on the menu: Am I a joke to you?
@DeeJay694
@DeeJay694 7 ай бұрын
This is an amazing application to IGN, hope you get the job!
@יונתןגבאי-ה4מ
@יונתןגבאי-ה4מ 7 ай бұрын
the moment you started Complaining about the first double spike 4:00 i know thats goona be an April fools. heck yeah i nailed it
@GD_ELECTRO
@GD_ELECTRO 7 ай бұрын
when the stereo is madness
@hippomelonsss
@hippomelonsss 7 ай бұрын
never seen more facts
@GD_ELECTRO
@GD_ELECTRO 7 ай бұрын
Wth 34 likes
@omnipotato4134
@omnipotato4134 6 ай бұрын
I love how when cologne rages and gets angry he just turns back into normal mood right after.
@sillyhudson59
@sillyhudson59 7 ай бұрын
11:56 BRO WHY WOULD ROBTOP TO THAT?!
@keremylmaz8423
@keremylmaz8423 7 ай бұрын
7:22 Imagine this becoming a meme like the dash spider
@CasuallyShadow
@CasuallyShadow 7 ай бұрын
FUCK THAT SPIKE THOUGH
@keremylmaz8423
@keremylmaz8423 7 ай бұрын
30 likes but no comments? Lemme fix that :)
@CasuallyShadow
@CasuallyShadow 7 ай бұрын
@@keremylmaz8423 what
@keremylmaz8423
@keremylmaz8423 7 ай бұрын
@@CasuallyShadow It was just a joke
@fishbtw1160
@fishbtw1160 7 ай бұрын
The yapping is crazzyyyy on the first spike
@jakeb_playz7079
@jakeb_playz7079 4 ай бұрын
Colon: **Gives the first coin of Stereo Madness a B in another video** Also Colon: 10:02
@LosAngelesDodgersFan9779
@LosAngelesDodgersFan9779 4 ай бұрын
Check the vid date :)
@morphious86.
@morphious86. 7 ай бұрын
oh my god you put in a Trimming the herbs jumpscare at 16:30 gee thanks clogne
@Y_Carl0_
@Y_Carl0_ 7 ай бұрын
😮
@shib-smm
@shib-smm 7 ай бұрын
as a Mario maker player I died from a heart attack because of this moment
@NuggestNugget
@NuggestNugget 7 ай бұрын
As a 0%, *T* *A* *S*
@dennisfamily3597
@dennisfamily3597 7 ай бұрын
13:44 celeste is a good game and I love it.
@isavenewspapers8890
@isavenewspapers8890 7 ай бұрын
New Super Mario Bros. Wii for the Xbox 360
@asteriskwashere
@asteriskwashere 7 ай бұрын
1 minute in and this analysis is very much in full detail, I didn't even think about the level like that and you pointed out so many things that helped me see the game in a new (and positive lol haha) way!
@Wurp1e
@Wurp1e 2 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're doing good on your job as a game journalist!
@blindmanflamingfishdafeesh
@blindmanflamingfishdafeesh 7 ай бұрын
"It's an arcade game from a completely different generation" A generation retro, perhaps? We see what you did there.
@bowlofwhiskey
@bowlofwhiskey 7 ай бұрын
15:24 zzoink write that down 📝👀
@AOOA926
@AOOA926 7 ай бұрын
8:05 it’s pink, the spider portal is purple
@triplebaconn
@triplebaconn 7 ай бұрын
hes colorblind btw
@Totallytherealkitt
@Totallytherealkitt 7 ай бұрын
Same thing
@gunnerjooy
@gunnerjooy 7 ай бұрын
11:10 im crying
@sdbx2
@sdbx2 7 ай бұрын
it’s light purple bruh
@mwzngd1679
@mwzngd1679 7 ай бұрын
@@sdbx2 wrong
@Swimspiration
@Swimspiration Ай бұрын
Bro he went from reviewing stereo madness to checking for issues in the mazes of cereal boxes 😭😭💀💀
@craz5326
@craz5326 7 ай бұрын
16:55 Never knew that Colon was a Video Game Journalist.
@codingidiot6754
@codingidiot6754 7 ай бұрын
erm... that is NOT the correct timestamp!!!!!!!!!! the correct stamp is 14:11.
@craz5326
@craz5326 7 ай бұрын
Seems the timestamp was different in the premire.
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