Stereotyping you based on your Guilty Gear main.

Sorry about the shitty mic quality on this one; I need a new one.
Anji Mito Segment: • Guilty Gear Spring Bre...

[@kydiedatomboy]

I realized that I messed up during Testament's segment, and used "she/her" as their pronouns instead of "they/them," I'll make sure to use the correct pronouns going forward!

[@pancakes7483]

It really doesn't matter fr, you're good 👍

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

Testament canonically does not care what pronouns you use for them so

[@pancakes7483]

@@lucassworldofletsplays9270 exactly lol, he doesn't care what you call him since it's not important to him. Nago called Testament a he and Testament doesn't go crazy or anything about it. Testament isn't called they/them bc of some social justice shit, he's called they/them bc he's literally a gear lmao

[@Scatmanseth]

@@pancakes7483wait, if it’s just bc they’re a gear then why is Dizzy a she? I thought it was bc Test is implied to be a demigod

[@dziewiaty]

​​@@Scatmansethbecause Testament was nearly, or pretty much killed and rebuilt as Gear. Also did not had control of their own actions for years. Basically Robocop existential crysis, where Testament accepted not being human anymore.

[@chuckles6482]

I could go to therapy but the only REAL doctor is calling my name

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@chuckles6482]

@@Br1anwastaken is anyone

[@Br1anwastaken]

@@chuckles6482 yes? Why u Say that?

[@internet_unfunny_man]

So chuckling?

[@FaustGGS]

who?

[@cr0wnin]

*sees the bridget one* *looks around to see if anyone's watching me* where'd you put the cameras you bastard

[@gagetheslime]

IT'S LITERALLY ME

[@choots6988]

genuinely me aswell

[@ticoig]

yeaaa its literally me....

[@flamo2666]

the bridget one is literally the coldest read of all time you should not be surprised

[@ticoig]

@@flamo2666 theyre watching us 😔😔😔

[@Scatmanseth]

“Your idea of fun is getting RTL confirms in neutral” You haven’t eaten enough stale bread to understand the esoteric joy of somehow getting a wallbreak from RTL’ing half the length of the stage.

[@technicality571]

exactly.

[@angel__king]

I’ve graduated from glue to hand sanitizer

[@smithbabies7886]

Faust mains are committed to the bit. They know everything about the bit. They love everything about the bit. We are the bit.

[@matthiass._.]

Amen

[@unity8609]

Eddie don’t obliterate shit anymore. Guy’s out for 2 seconds then he dies.

[@bcndooz3294]

Eddie's washed, man. A legend has fallen

[@EnoEso]

0:32 私はきらい、でも正確 。 playing chipp has an effect on people, and i am DEFINITELY not immune lmao

[@funkyboi3987]

Never did I think I was gonna be called out for playing helldivers on ggs, but here we are lol.

[@brub1738]

The fucking bedman segment😭😭😭 I have never felt so called out

[@splnter648]

I mean true same here, I low key tend to scare strangers accidentally on a daily basis simply because of how weird I walk

[@user-sd6py4sr8t]

I feel like something is missing. Someone.

[@uhbuhbhbuhbuhbu]

As a Nago/Johnny/Brisket/Asuka hybrid that's enjoying ABA, I love the feeling of communicating the sentiment "got'em" without having to say anything at all.

[@ChronicallyTweaking]

I get high off winning

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

The accuracy at which you called out both my current and old main was outright painful!

[@aidenmb7932]

Bedman?'s is accurate and i dont know how to feel about that

[@tomoop8867]

And so is Anji

[@remigusker6024]

"you can't fix her and you don't want to." I've never felt so understood. XD

[@doin10hitcombos]

Johnny has a cool hat and shades too. Important details

[@matiux5596]

As a bedmain, I am in the middle of the transition from male to furniture. The video is correct

[@WhiteRockFace]

Ok. I never imagined the Bridget description to be way too spot on. When i saw Bridget gameplay randomly and the song Town Inside Me, i was very ver yinteressted in this game. Took nearly 2 more years for me to buy and play the game. My other only fighting game is the Smash Bros Series. I touched Tekken 5, but besides that, i dont play other non-smash-fighting games. I love the silly yoyos, and buttslam really is my favourite move x) My music taste is varied, from listening to classical, to rock, to jpop, to aggro tech, to metal-forms. Like. What the fuck. Every single description worked xD. Is this really the stereotype for bridget players? Bridget and her song are just so joyfull, i had to play this game soemday :D Edit: And to add. I dont really bother with other chars besides learning how to fight them. Maybe its a general fighting game thing, but i love learning openings and how to overcome enemies in guilty gear. Getting deleted by this fuck vampire with his instant stomp and trying to figure out strategies agaisnt it, or getting yeeted by this guitar witch (lio? i-io, something) and getting used to her odd stuff. Its fun. And Enjoyable to loose :D My clips when i loose are hilarious, shouting "noo" thats fading into non-existence, or hearing a despaired plead "why is he so fast". I love it :D

[@stox1688]

Kydie: Talks about Happy Chaos mains Me: Not a Happy Chaos main Also me: “It took me ten years to find the answer to something”

[@sleepyzeph]

as a testament player... i bought a 3D printer explicitly for the cosplay...

[@darienb1127]

You only had one sentence for Faust, but that sentence was the single best explanation I've ever seen in one of these videos. Well fucking done!

[@dziewiaty]

Power fantasy of Bedman main is not being IKEA furniture. It is protecting little sister while being IKEA furniture. Also doing "whroom whroom" noises while at it.

[@n1Bedmanfan]

can confirm

[@haikei888]

0:43 ok but that projectile dodge was beautiful 🔥🔥🔥

[@JustSomeLight]

So many of these are so accurate it scares me😭

[@Gabriel.570]

1:21 man i am here for the swords

[@chronred8190]

me being split between Jack-O, Bedman, Elphelt and ABA-cool

[@chronred8190]

seriously though it's a problem XD if i had a character that utilized a mixture of their moveset and mechanics that would probably be my main one lol

[@NotAHologram]

Anji mains represent

[@SaraCrysis]

3:40 Being called valid randomly by a stranger shouldn't have hit as hard as it did. Thank you. Also that was scarily accurate holy shit.

[@imfade415]

i went to the comments to post smth about the bridget part BEFORE hearing that, saw ur comment, went back to the video and that shit hit like a truck also yeah it's 100% accurate

[@FalcosCyclone77]

As a floor 7 Ky main our fun is not getting 6321456H confirms but instead spam 214K to break the opponents spirit

[@funniloneliboi]

The bit about Happy Chaos players being glad he was nerfed would actually be super in-character for Happy Chaos himself. I mean, the canonical reason why he uses a gun is deliberately to nerf himself.

[@scallywag-rascal]

Axl Low players being honorary brits is so coincidentally accurate! I started playing him for his weapon and hair but irl I always bust out my exaggerated gnome-like mock british accent because it’s fun to say shit with.

[@RemnantTheMoth]

As I Bridget and Faust main, I am pleased with this

[@EtaCarinaStar]

really love that you didn't boil baiken down to just the hongamongaladonga's like so many people do, but didn't deny that that's at least a small part of why we play her lmfao this vid is baiken main approved 👍👍

[@technopeanutt]

As a Brisket main I feel absolutely called out accurately in the best way possible thank you oomphie

[@some_rando_w_internet]

I played Nago in the base roster, and then moved to Johnny while waiting for Slayer. The “Boss Fight” addiction never went away. I LIVE for the menacing aura and people hesitating before challenging me.

[@DrTrayCreeper]

Can confirm, when I force my opponent to block my attacks for 17 seconds straight in the corner, it makes me happy

[@TomgirlTears]

You play bedman because you have a power fantasy about furniture. I play bedman because I miss my precious neurotic psychopath. We are not the sa- PLEASE I JUST WANT HIM BACK PLEASEEEEE

[@funniloneliboi]

Haha brain go kablooey :3 (I miss him too and this is how I cope with the loss)

[@Mrcheese772]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH

[@drdecidueye9461]

i love how bridget was just "you are trans and you got into guilty gear because bridget is trans" without, you know, actually saying that. either way though, 100% accurate (I am a bridget main)

[@GRIFFDANSE]

i am the bad man

[@deniesemlopez9965]

My reason to main Testament: they make me question my gender and they're hot af

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Watching this without subtitles is funny

[@a.person1805]

I play Goldlewis because Strive was my first fighting game and it was hard remembering that quarter circle A turns kick into laser punch thing. With Goldlewis, I could focus on figuring out what else was going on with this fighting game thing, while my motion inputs were simply "swing coffin in that direction"

[@HAMINATORballin]

I love my boss character. 😍😍

[@alp-m2s]

We are definitely live in a simulation, there is no other explanation. This can't be a coincidence. I'm only playing this game for a week and you get literally everything right. I'm Bridget main btw

[@bakedb3anz]

I feel *very* called out by the Bedman one, thanks

[@masonmcmahon512]

How did you know I like practicing confirms? Edit: I’m now a Sin main and this is still accurate.

[@moonphantem8573]

the fact that the one for bridget described me perfectly word for word (plus the fact that the town inside me was playing in the background) and the "you are valid" at the end made me cry /pos

[@grassonN]

as a faust main I almost opposed. it is, indeed, a problem.

[@tobiasnicholls9837]

The bridget one is such a direct callout to such a specific group without ever even mentioning who is being called out. yes i know the group youre talking about. yes im in it. yes i play bridget. shush.

[@adamkampen]

Yeah I'm still holding onto my inner child. Johnny is the coolest guy ever

[@justanothergoth6544]

As an Aba main all I say is that I don't want to be Paracelsus, I need a Paracelsus. Not only I main her, I identify with her. Yes, I need therapy.

[@hightensionjapanesegoblin9821]

All we need is Buster and the will to conquer.

[@FaustfromGuiltyGear]

The Faust Hivemind shall continue growing.

[@epicjeong]

As a Ramlethal main, *It’s the swords*

[@nomisspell]

as a bridget main... You are literally a psychic, not kidding.

[@Beyond_Inkfinity]

I like giant anime swords.

[@Outlaw_1777]

Why is the Johnny stereotype so on point?!

[@misterspoo7068]

heres an alternative stereotype for nago you were a hakumen main before strive

[@milky_nyan]

the bridget one is so real

[@JustJester2113]

As a recovering addict and Pot main, thank you. 😂🔥

[@Vanamelon]

Considering getting the game because of Bridget and I thought this was really funny because it all applied to me

[@JackFrostSMTReal]

You got Goldlewis completely right, only 4 of us exist and we all collectively either get our asses beat by the opponent or reduce the opponent to ash in the span of 16 seconds. Missed the part where we start every sentence with “In this Behemoth typhoon.”

[@hollandwiens4620]

correction as an Asuka main I am playing with a desmos calculator then I get hit by a Sol far slash.

[@jacobkrakowski]

Okay, they did not manage to get Slayer in tgis video as i assume it wass before his release. So for him just imagine the same bit for Anjj Mito and replace Chipp with Gabriel and then we'll be all good.

[@creativename1673]

I've been playing Ky (and the game a a whole) for exactly two days and landing RTLs at every possible chance is absolutely my idea of fun

[@sumdumcanine8969]

why was the Bridget one so accurate though?

[@moroi3397]

As a Bedwoman myself, it's all that you already said. Plus, I miss XR'd's Bedman.

[@Harmony270]

I started kicking and screaming in anger when you read out bridget because literally everything you said was true. I wish i could send screenshots because i literally was dming a friend whilst watching the video, and my live reaction of my emotions changing rapidly as Bridget was mentioned was all captured.

[@kydiedatomboy]

We're not so different, you and I-

[@kydiedatomboy]

In all seriousness I'm happy I was able to make others feel seen

[@shellularity]

i went from a bridget player because that's how i got into the game to bedman, i went through two ends of the extreme real fast LMAOOO

[@personperson1254]

0:02 that’s literally racist😂

[@grassonN]

… no?

[@GBomb9704]

Real

[@burninggames9587]

2:15 Why is him just saying ‘You play Helldivers’ so funny?!

[@candystars7428]

Why was the elphelt part so unbearably accurate 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@LucatielHall]

Ok but why did you have to call me out so hard as a Testament main... I totally don't have a 3d printer and drawing supplies at my disposal...

[@lando9537]

as an elphelt main i do take pride in my fisher price pressure because it's funny

[@saucytriceratops365]

I know I'm depressed but damn you didn't need to call me out with BOTH of my mains 😢

[@rairb]

2:17 i-no is also the gay man's adopted best friend whomst they strive (ha) to be as deranged as and also mix the hell out of literally everything you touch (and spam chemical love because... look at it.)

[@fnndhshsbxnf]

but but but ky is cool actually (rtl wallbreaks from full screen tickle my brain)

[@parcorka]

As a jack-o main, i can confirm. It never is my problem

[@weebster-vo1zy]

As baiken main this is 100% facts

[@GreenGuyGeno]

For me, as a Bedman main, playing Bedman means one of three things: 1) You're a fan of the original Bedman, whether you actually played him or not. Be it lore or you, at one point, saw his verbose dialogue and it stuck ever since. You play as the bedframe to live through the fallout of his legacy. You like explosions. 2) The idea of playing as a psycho-powered piece of furniture is funny to you. You also like explosions. 3) The design of Bedman? goes way too hard to pass.

[@Beetroo3]

As a happy chaos/ Bridget main I loved that happy chaos got nerfed and my favorite game is platformer shovel knight with my music genre being jazz, rock, pop

[@IGuessIDoThings]

I don’t even play Guilty Gear but half of the things about Bridget were true about me

[@gammarailgun5406]

as a theoretical bridget main yeah

[@AshenDust_]

How do you theoretically main someone?

[@gammarailgun5406]

@@AshenDust_by not playing the game for ages xP (i should get back into it at some point, lmao)

[@sirskitariibush5570]

Very real as Bedman? representative.

[@radikat.]

called me out. i only play ky for RTL. nothing pumps more adrenaline in my body than flying at someone with a lightning sword.

[@abrittishpanfish6269]

Sol's strive render is peak "get on guilty gear"

[@dargo5025]

I play Bedman, and have made ABA my second main because my second form of catharsis is just losing it and I will audibly laugh when I start winning in rage mode. My 3rd main is Bridget

[@lunawohlmut4821]

As an A.B.A main, never before have I been so offended by something I completely agree with

[@HazzyMinty]

I feel so called out for the 3 characters I play May Bridget And Bedman?

[@Grady1285]

i like faust because funny item toss but also GIVE HIM A HUG PLEASE HE'S SO DEPRESSED

[@icemarvel0791]

As a old ram main: big sword awooga

[@Skaether]

i got fucking called out by the bridget one lmao

[@maio0077]

Not just the key, I want to be a sandwich

[@wcdream]

nah, i dont use meter THAT much as a chipp! cough. cough. cough. *zansei rouga*

[@ar1adne586]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT ME??? I WAS DOUBTING YOU AND THEN YOU MURDERED ME WITH THE BRIDGET SECTION

[@Y33nbean]

I expected an egg joke and not to get read when Bridget rolled around. How dare you be accurate ;-; (this is a good video and I thoroughly enjoyed it)

[@2fb1]

Bridget is so fucking real omg Stop exposing me like that bro 😭😭

[@Noneqerttyuuiiopp]

testament "her"🤦‍♂️

[@AmputeeTalks]

I was waiting for the femboy joke when bridget came up, but instead listened to a man call out her entire player base

[@snowcrow8784]

1:00 you’re right.