1976 French Air Force Survival Ration Vintage 24 Hour MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test

A double feature, first ration from 1976, the second from 1979 ( at 24:31 ). Join me on this long and arduous journey for an edible morsel of food.
This transitional survival ration led to more efficient (albeit less exciting) survival rations only a decade later. This survival ration was a real throwback, and nothing like this has been produced for some time now. What an experience!
For correspondence, or to send a Military Ration for review, my mailing information is:
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[@Steve1989MRE]

Howdy folks, hope you're all doing well! I'm back from a couple weeks off and have 3 new videos ready. Not doing my usual double release as 2 of the 3 videos are pretty long. See ya next week and Happy Halloween!

[@normanresch7340]

Happy Halloween Steve!

[@jamesortiz5388]

👍

[@bradmaguire86]

Yesssss thank you sir

[@PhillieDXO]

You're so rad Steve!

[@leviathan_is_me]

NICE!

[@typhoonzebra]

"Oh, it smells _terrible._ We'll just try a little bite." This is why I'm here.

[@tampahomeinvestorsllc7559]

Lol I knew he was going to "try a bite".

[@GehtRektSon]

I love it 😂

[@tampahomeinvestorsllc7559]

@@GehtRektSon I love to watch him struggle with making the decision for a second, knowing damn well he can't help himself and he's about to eat it. lol Classic Steve.

[@matthewmcardle4930]

Exactly why we are here

[@D4n1t0o]

Given the things Steve's consumed and survived, I suspect his DNA is the missing ingredient of the Covid Vaccine.

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

He says "Ah geeze, is that a windmill?" like that's the deal breaker for him. Not it's age, nor the "onion soup body odor". The windmill. Absolutely phenomenal, Steve.

[@danielyoung7534]

What can I say, he's a man of standards

[@stompchunkman4248]

His ancestor must be Don Quixote.

[@randymagnum143]

They might be giants.

[@GenericPhantom1]

It's not a deal breaker that it's 44 years old.

[@KrikZ32]

He's a comedic genius

[@ProjectILT]

"let's take a bite out of a gomez biscuit. Oh naw I'm not going to... I'm telling you if you can smell this..." _puts it back with a bite missing_

[@Tony-112]

Good ol Steve 😂

[@liquidlinda2708]

Right?? He actually TOOK A BITE!! I can see Steve out in the field gathering up everyones unwanted ration items and feeling like a very rich man!!🤣🤣🤣👍🏼💜🇺🇸

[@sweettina2]

🤣😆 I noticed that!

[@spaceforce5580]

We love you steve

[@Steve1989MRE]

I love you all too Space Force

[@classicwhitebread]

@@Steve1989MRE 💪🏼

[@eldermartins3220]

@@Steve1989MRE You bet we do.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Yeah Steve has the best timing for when his videos come out. We're all gonna make it guys

[@rusteshackleferd8115]

@@Steve1989MRE I love your videos because you explain things as thoroughly as I obsess over (mostly powers/abilities) also you sound like you love food like me.

[@MekoUnknown]

Everytime I see a Steve video, my first thought is "Glad to see what he ate last vid didn't kill him...."

[@DavidPerez-db4df]

I don't think he's going die from eating it is an MRE there's a small chance you can get food poisoning from an MRE

[@duolingoowl8207]

He’s immune to expired food at this point

[@marcelo497]

@@duolingoowl8207 It´s more likely that the bacterias fear his stomach

[@dragonmaster909]

Same

[@alexanderh.5814]

It has been 3 months since his last video 😬

[@papotamorquio]

"I'll touch it with the tip of my tongue, just the tip" *chewing noises*

[@elkabong662]

Lucas Aguirre whenever the phrase ”just the tip” is involved something bad is about to happen.

[@sleeepybae1459]

steve is a freaking hoot

[@oscarlove4394]

"that is not edible" grabs a second crumb and eats it "not at all" "lets take a bite out of the gomez" grabs cookie "uhg, no i'm not going to" cookie waving in and out of screen "trust me, if you could smell this" cookie appears with bite taken out of it.

[@themango9644]

@@oscarlove4394 lmfao

[@spacewizard69]

that's what he said 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

[@jonboino7239]

"Babe coffee's done." "What'd you make?" "Cafe Soluble, dark roast. Spray dried."

[@karenmattson6750]

Lol!

[@thedramallama69]

Nice!

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

I only understand one if those terms

[@OneEdgyAngerSniper]

I actually got to try one of these old military MRE coffees once, during an opening tour of an old military base. This stuff beats any coffee you can make today in my opinion, it’s damn good.

[@christinemahon4217]

This absolutely cracked me up LOLOLOLOL

[@akbub6751]

The only thing stronger than Steve's curiosity is his gut bacteria.

[@sonnyrue6100]

Steve = gut bacteria

[@Harshhaze]

All those crayons formed a protective layer in his stomach

[@roadshoprick]

You win, sir!

[@laffey.chan_]

Immunity 100+

[@buttieboy666]

Now I'm excited for this!

[@TheFinalMapler]

My man just spent 700 bucks on 40+ year old food, and said "Worth every penny" Never change Steve, never change.

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

deadass that food is two years older than my mom

[@spacewizard69]

that's about 360$ not 700 but still is expensive (yea was two of them)

[@spacewizard69]

@ he got two of them

[@shawndaly2267]

Ha! .... welcome to 2020. :-) Whatever he spent on it, I bet you he made it back and more from youtube via idiots like me an you and everyone else watching it. The man is a genius in my opinion. He found a niche way to capture an audience, did , and I'm sure is doing well now. Keep on rocking Steve.

[@spacewizard69]

@@shawndaly2267 no they don't if you know how to stop all advertising on youtube

[@Gotmilk0112]

"Aww, it smells TERRIBLE!" "hold on let's just try out a little bite"

[@TimG594]

Yep, right here. Its where I lost it.

[@eliirvin5576]

This is definitely not edible. *eats a small crumb*

[@stephenandersen4625]

"it used to be good"

[@dopeshades4134]

What a roller coaster ride of woahs and noes.

[@Wheelio]

Lmao

[@darkphoenix3433]

Steve: that smells HORRIBLE! Also Steve: hold on, lemme take a bite. You never fail to make me laugh bro.

[@zornhed100]

Just the tip :p

[@gavcar7036]

He’s seriously addicted to MRE’s lmfao

[@travisnorton9288]

Followed by the “that’s really not so… oh”

[@memoryvice398]

I also completely lost it right there. He didn't miss a beat between the two sentences.

[@memoryvice398]

@@zornhed100 Yeah, best line from this video. 😆

[@k0vert]

"This is not edible. Not at all." *goes in for a bite*

[@jamble7k]

he has to know

[@Yantonio7]

lool... so true x,D

[@jinenjuce]

Steve will never get COVID because his immune system is superhuman by now

[@slimgrim4851]

Whenever he tries something rancid it always goes something like this, “let’s try this out!” “Hey it’s not that bad!” “Wait... no... well... maybe... no that’s disgusting.”

[@AbundantWealthx]

😂

[@1D991]

"Yeah no that's definitely not edible ... maybe one more bite."

[@dethklokicksbutt]

Like trying to convince myself that I was actually attracted to my ex

[@juandon870]

@@dethklokicksbutt burn

[@xc7525]

hahha dude thats spot on. Steve is the best!

[@marcomcdowell8861]

How did Jacques die? He didn't eject. No, he starved because he couldn't get the tin open.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@threeme2189]

@@Steve1989MRE m'kay

[@thomassmith5548]

On the tray

[@Rose.Of.Hizaki]

I mean logically, you could say, when you crash a Mirage fighter the whole thing turns into a can opener anyway.

[@hairlab_dc4417]

My absolute favorite thing about Steve's vids--and I mean this with zero sarcasm--is that he seems genuinely disappointed when food several decades older than him ends up being spoiled. Great channel!

[@AD-kv9kj]

I love how your videos just haven't changed over the years. No wacky intros, drone footage and desperate attempts to grab people's attention. Just simple, to the point and recognisable. When it comes to reviewing rancid old ration packs, nobody does it better. You still have the same cool trinkets in the background too - my favourites being the picture of Kyle Reese from The Terminator and the sports almanac from Back to the Future.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hey thanks so much Austin - tryin to keep it real here and not overdo it with all the bells & whistles. Got that Michael Beihn photo from T1 - it's even autographed! One of the prized items along with the Almanac gifted to me by an incredible friend from Croatia. Hope ya have a great evening!

[@jonny9365]

@@Steve1989MRE nothing can go wrong with that Okinawa poster and that old orange German round ration.

[@octaviussludberry9016]

It's one of my favourite elements of Steve's videos too. No still shot of his face in a stupid pose or with a daft expression. No bright yellow title, "I ate a 43 year old chocolate bar"; "I drank some beef broth from 1910". Just a picture of the ration, some obscure Zappa-esque ditty and the usual catchphrses. All of this go to prove that you don't need to shout or have ridiculous gimmicks or alter your style from day one, if you get it right to start with. He's just himself, delivering facts and a valued, experienced opinion.

[@spoeny]

Zappas Sheik Yerbouti got moved, he totally sold out! ;-)

[@octaviussludberry9016]

@@spoeny It'll be replaced with some Beefheart.

[@kikkirow]

Smells food “Ugh this is horrible.” Proceeds to eat food.

[@bambibooza4921]

Pretty much Steve in a nutshell, also happy noises mean bad things usually

[@gelbadayah.sneach579]

Yeah, no way I'm eating that! Well...

[@ijaneo22]

Thats the point of this channel..

[@bambibooza4921]

@@ijaneo22 Seems like its just to take a glimpse into the past, or present, and see what kind of food soldiers have eaten over the past century or so. Point isn't to eat crappy food, that just comes with the territory.

[@wgooetrik]

Says every youtuber on Steves comments section.

[@RichJMoneyTV]

Dude, thank you for these videos. Watching these videos is seriously one of the few things that can always calm me down when I'm feeling tense. Your passion and appreciation for the history is obvious and sharing these rations with the world rather than letting them sit unseen in some basement is truly amazing.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Thanks so much Rich!

[@maddi66515]

This is exactly how I feel!!! It’s so interesting and his passion is so enjoyable

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

I can’t even fathom having a $300 meal, much less it being possibly not even edible lol.

[@CalvZynist]

Does it amaze you? Just sitting there in amazement? Having to stop the video because of how amazed you are ?

[@XBX1MASTER]

@@CalvZynist they same could be said about you jelly mood destroyer.

[@VPB1218]

No one can replace Steve. I love his genuine excitement and I swear he could describe a painting to a man without sight. I envy his positivity.

[@Floris_VI]

That is such a good way to say it

[@mymediapc9521]

"I'm not gonna try that, there's absolutely no way.... oh well... hold on..." *takes a bite* Hilarious :D You're awesome, Steve.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Glad ya enjoyed that part man hehe I had too much fun on this one

[@jasonl2095]

"just the tip.... and ... Hum? ... that is NOT edible..." You're an artist Steve, thank you.

[@Ajcarter95]

...

[@fnggaming89]

Got that Halloween Candy? Steve: nope,got that Halloween MRE

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@DannyFedora]

@@Steve1989MRE nice

[@dbabbitt25]

@@Steve1989MRE hiss, let's get it out on to a tray (I love your vids and you're awesome but had to have fun)

[@startedtech]

@@Steve1989MRE do you hand out Instant Coffee packets, or 50 year old hard candy to trick or treaters?

[@youtube.commentator]

@@Steve1989MRE nice

[@RavenMae93]

Steve- "Let's give it a look... No hiss. ):" Also Steve - "Just the tip."

[@jamesfarrell8908]

I’m so excited!!! My grandfather ( who is French) got so excited to see one of these again!!! Thank you so much Steve.

[@Steve1989MRE]

That's awesome!! You're welcome and thank you too for sharing this comment

[@A-Negative]

Steve giving us “just the tip” on Halloween. Nice.

[@tampahomeinvestorsllc7559]

Lmao

[@ironsyde8315]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@GregorianMG]

Lmao

[@Steve1989MRE]

Cant go wrong!

[@TheLoxxxton]

Always an excellent way to start November. Steve diceing with Botulism! 👏

[@romyantic]

I always forget the meditative qualities of these videos but am always naturally drawn to watch them before bed. Instant rush of tranquility and serotonin. Sure the MREs can seem repetitive but I will literally never tire of watching Steve review them... my fave channel tbh

[@Kevakazii]

It also helps he has a soft soothing voice. He could read a telephone book and I would listen.

[@hankhill3201]

”Ah geez is that a windmill” What every french pilot said when they where going to eat the chocolate

[@corzinejm]

i love him getting in front of the camera and sharing his knowledge and almost having a sudo conversation with us its new and made this video really interesting in my personal opinion. Steve you my friend are awesome

[@Steve1989MRE]

Thanks so much Jason, I'm so glad you enjoyed that part. Hope ya have a great evening

[@RebelRenegade76]

If Steve ever saw combat, I’d imagine a piece of dialogue like this: “I’ve got a tango in my sight, just gonna take ‘em out of the fray .” *he fires his gun, body flops to the floor* “Nice.”

[@juggaloj4life95]

Lets get tango out on a tray

[@Matt-ft6ox]

@@juggaloj4life95 nice..mkay

[@apachehelicopter9032]

(headshot)hmmmm... nice mist

[@bara3858]

Man you're just cool and chill,no music just talking like in a normal human interaction, you're awesome man keep it up

[@guitarzombies2142]

“I got a chocolate bar”. “I got a caramel apple”. I got a 1976 French Air Force ration.

[@gladfan1989]

I got a rock.

[@rcreccomendationsforpeople3906]

@@gladfan1989 me want rock

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@nathanwurtzel4346]

I got a rock or something.

[@Orangefan77]

@@nathanwurtzel4346 i got *that reference*

[@rachelredden6682]

Steve encounters friendly alley cat: "NO HISS".

[@Tony-112]

😂😂😂👍

[@imLuve]

The “no hiss” kills me everytime, like he’s so calm when he says it, its just so odd yet so funny sounding 😂😂

[@bnsyphotography2104]

Can just imagine when his girlfriend moans during sex, he whispers in her ear “nice hiss”.

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

@@bnsyphotography2104 R/Cursedcomments

[@CalvZynist]

@@bnsyphotography2104 that's disgusting man

[@TokenChineseGuy]

“OH, IT SMELLS TERRIBLE!” “Hold on lemme just try out a little bite.”

[@josephmeyer1914]

Bro y u stealing someone else’s joke

[@BreakingDicoveries]

Right!? 😆

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@josephmeyer1914 quoting steve isn't stealing a joke, it's quoting steve

[@isaiahanderson7237]

EwWweww

[@isaiahanderson7237]

wW wW

[@JoePsysky]

I had a long break of Steve's videos for a while as I was very busy these couple years. I decided to go check out how old Steve is doing recently and I had a blast of this old, familiar, nostalgic style - it is all the same as I remember and I love every bit of it! When something is perfect you can't change it for the better. Don't ever change, man!

[@MrRobot151]

Me in world war three: *clinging onto life, severe ptsd, in a damp foxhole, bullet wound in my leg, crying for my mother, grenades and shells bursting over my head. Looks over to sgt Steve eating an 80 yr old piece of meat, while recording and reviewing it and the same time killing the entire enemy battalion with an MRE spoon.*

[@ricky6608]

Nice

[@ibanezleftyclub]

Best quote: “Oh man, that smells like onion soup body odor...no big deal”...

[@Cxnvict]

Ikr wtf ☠️😂

[@aleverettes2789]

If Steve said something like: "Its not safe to eat" or "It smells terrible" You then know what will happen next

[@Steve1989MRE]

Can't go wrong

[@CannibalChxrry]

@@Steve1989MRE a little lickity lick never hurt anyone.... Unless it was the guy testing what was edible and what was toxic during the era of cavemen

[@adriankingston4338]

Ya its getting eaten

[@1jarhead100]

Right when he took a bite I was waiting for his bleh yeah that’s spoiled then he was like you hmmm 😂

[@NutjobGTO]

@@CannibalChxrry this is why, to this day, we speak the name of that first brave caveman every time we taste something that has gone bad. "Ugh."

[@IdleSummer]

I swear, the 70's MREs have deteriorated the worst.

[@randomatheist1039]

That's the 70s all over.

[@jasoninthehood9726]

@@randomatheist1039 bullshit. The music still aged like a fine wine compared to anything from the 80s, 90s, and 2000s.

[@blue_ex3852]

True dude

[@MI_Prepper]

Kind of like the cars made then...

[@pouncepounce7417]

@@randomatheist1039 I think it is because they tried out new technology. And then how it was stored plays a big role too, if something sits in an warehouse with summer and winter temperatures going over it 30 years you end with an mess, no matter how it was packaged.

[@yoser30]

Nobody explains a testing like Steve. You almost feel like your tasting it with him. LEGEND.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Tasting some of this stuff so you don't have to! Like those Gomez biscuits.. oof!

[@skyyalexander]

I'm wearing my "Let's get this out onto a tray" shirt while I watch this. Nice.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@12201185234]

Since we have to wear masks still here in LA, I got myself the "NICE!" mask... Which includes a picture of the tray.

[@skyyalexander]

@@12201185234 Nice!

[@MarkTheLeo]

I love how he slaps that coffee packet. -eats chocolate- "That's not really s- Oh..." Famous last words.

[@Steve1989MRE]

nice

[@tomasnokechtesledger1786]

He cuts and edit. He may've spit it out.

[@pennydreadful6525]

The Gomez biscuits have Festered.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nicely done!

[@ryandtibbetts2962]

Now, if only he'd done this video on a Wednesday.

[@pennydreadful6525]

@@ryandtibbetts2962 They're leaky and they're gloopy., Inedible and gooky. They're gonna make you pukey. French Air force ration packs!

[@ryandtibbetts2962]

@@pennydreadful6525 they belong in a museum. If ever you should eat 'em, Your asshole's gonna scree-um! French Air Force ration packs.

[@pennydreadful6525]

@@ryandtibbetts2962 Eat (click-click), Excrete (click-click), Retreat (click-click), Defeat.

[@Whitefright]

Every few months I come here and spend a couple hours to see a historical taste test from the pro himself. We appreciate you man.

[@paulcooper925]

Hey Steve! Not sure if you are familiar with FPSRussia, but him and a couple other guys have a podcast called PKA and they mentioned you in their latest episode. They all agreed that you would be a great guest to have on. I hope that works out!

[@josephgooch1451]

This I would really like to see!

[@lyndaarambula8730]

Which episode was it? And at what time did they start talking about him? If you don’t mind.

[@celtiberian]

FPSRussia brings the guns, Steve brings the grub. Unstoppable army!

[@oldesertguy9616]

Don't ever change, Steve. And please don't get botulism for our sake.

[@EL-yh5vv]

Hey Steve, as a French I can tell that Mont Blanc is a well known brand in France not making meat but canned dessert creams (vanilla, praliné and chocolate). They have specialised on this from the beginning and might perfectly fit MRE conditions as being canned dessert. Hope this helped you! And yes, we drink strong coffee in France ;)

[@SusCalvin]

So it's some sort of dessert cream? That would probably have been nice to eat as a spread on the crackers, if both hadn't been a mess. Overall this looks really well-made for something as simple as a survival ration. Can't go without the coffee, boullion, sweet cream crackers and pemmican gruel for a whole day!

[@EL-yh5vv]

@@SusCalvin Bonjour, yes, it is dessert cream and the brand still exists. You can find it in all French supermarkets. In daily life, we eat it without any side dish such as crackers. It is kind of sweet but tastes also really good. I can imagine that some soldiers would have eaten it with the crackers back in 1976 but it is intended to be eaten alone.

[@SusCalvin]

@@EL-yh5vv I'm not sure why Steve is talking about "meat tube" here. It looks weird for a meat spread. MRE crackers can be dry to just chomp down on their own. When crackers are included, they're sometimes eaten with some other part of the meal.

[@prague7706]

To quote someone I know speaking about this channel, “these videos will never not bring me joy”

[@jakobhansen6889]

KIlled me when cut right before hitting the spoon on the glass. Why did you do that to me, Steve?! Why did you deprive us of your spoon/glass music?!

[@bluebird3670]

Man U gotta appreciate the fact that he translates everything and the fact he’s extremely informative too. You can tell he’s passionate about this and does his homework 🤝

[@mayoactual2065]

Can: *says to open from top* Steve, the absolute gigachad: “We’re gonna open it from the bottom”

[@Flashygrrl]

And then wonders why it's harder to open. The top probably would have been easier.

[@theparadisesnare]

Well he said he was doing it to preserve it for display, so

[@davidsmart8594]

You absolute legend, using that can opener!

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hahah the first can was unusually difficult to open too - the second can at 24:31 was so much easier to open for some odd reason

[@wesleyhayley3657]

when steve's stomach is brought up in conversation even chuck norris bows his head in respect. good to see your still out n about steve, keep the video's coming

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hahah nice and will do Wesley see ya next week!

[@TheRiddimselecta]

That little tune when you stir the coffee is epic

[@Michael_OBrian]

Hey Steve. On the off chance that you read this, I love your honest, informative, and historical content. I was wondering if you’d be willing to review modern meals like from Mountain House or other emergency/camping foods. I know they’re not true MREs or historical rations, but I think it’d be interesting to compare them to rations you’ve had in the past. Stay safe out there.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Hey thanks so much Michael and I've considered it just a matter of how many folks would like to see that. I'm curious if it would do well - would still be neat to share my thoughts on current stuff people can get

[@army63b79]

@@Steve1989MRE I would watch. I do wonder how these modern food rations are.

[@Conan3145]

@@Steve1989MRE Seconded. An occasional cross to the current civilian options VS MREs would be Nice. 👍 I’ll still watch you being challenged by old MREs 🙏

[@draisine1609]

@@Steve1989MRE I would watch. Your background information and style would be of interest. To be honest if you were to unpack a McDonalds happy meal I’d watch you do that...

[@i64fanatic]

@@Steve1989MRE I'm down for anything really, MRE or not. Thanks for the calming vids man.

[@TheMindfulHomestead]

This was the most up and down episode... “This looks incredible.... oh it stinks though... oh no, it’s perfectly fine!”

[@nok400]

*Eats a 45 year old chocolate "Hey that's not that bad" *0.5 of a a second passes "OH"

[@neikiv8843]

That coffee sent him on a 10 min monologue. 😄 must be really good

[@j.m.c.8892]

"You only live twice." RIP Sir Connery.

[@automanium4563]

*The Ration Has Retreated To Steve Instead Of Being Eaten By French Soldiers*

[@jesselovell1241]

I see many likes coming for this comment.

[@automanium4563]

@@jesselovell1241 Prob cuz i posted early

[@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703]

First item out of the ration, a white flag.

[@likwidmagik]

I'm half French and liked this comment. Because it was good, and it's Steve. But it would help to learn why the French surrendered. History isn't taught properly on this side of the pond.

[@tampahomeinvestorsllc7559]

@@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 Lmaooo

[@thesehandsart]

This is like a horror program for food but while also learning about how and the history of how they are processed, what a rollercoaster of emotions lol! Love this, you are awesome.

[@aitrus21]

"That smells terrible!!!... Let me just try a little bite. Hey, wait a minute..... ugh!!!" Classic Steve.

[@moneyhoarder69]

Uploaded 37 seconds ago. Nice.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Welcome to the party, pal!

[@jimvanderpoel4467]

Yippie kiayay!

[@ashmaybe9634]

"You only live twice" RIP Sean Connery

[@theadventuresofjavier8698]

😢

[@RuralTowner]

Technically he live 3x in the HIGHLANDER movies. 1st life. Then again as an immortal to die by the Kurgan. Then somehow came back only to give his life to help others escape a trap. But yeah just heard about him. Too bad.

[@NASkeywest]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT “AMERICAN PSYCHO” SHIRT.

[@em23]

his gut bacteria is the Navy Seals/SAS of gut bacteria.

[@AD-kv9kj]

What about his butt bacteria? 😕

[@erikskole7669]

@@AD-kv9kjwell eating a fresh mre makes one poo unholy blocks of concrete. I shudder to think what these old mre's do the next morning.........

[@ghostievee8134]

@@erikskole7669 why do you think he uploads rarely? He needs some time to digest all that stuff lol

[@truestefanwhat]

Kids: trick or treat Steve: pulls out an mre box

[@erikskole7669]

Fun size or full size.

[@undeadweasel8181]

You’re videos will literally become part of history, thank you from 200 toward from now

[@dannyaa123]

I’m dying for a Q&A with Steve.

[@jacob6808]

I'm a simple man. I see steve , I click.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice

[@spagamoto]

My first Steve video after years of just hearing about the legend. I love it when anyone this knowledgeable shares their passion. There truly is so much to learn everywhere you look. MRE technology... yeah, makes sense that it's a deep subject, never really thought about it till now!

[@RandomDuude]

"It says open from the top. I'll open from the bottom" Oh Steve, you rebel!

[@spoeny]

Aircraft-geekmode: 0:10 proper French Mirage III 0:11 French Mirage 2000, but mirrored image. 0:12 Australian Mirage IIIO(D), mirrored image. It has a kangaroo on it!

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Mirage 2000

[@TruthNerds]

Btw, this ration was made 2 years before the Mirage 2000 entered service. 😁

[@kstringer24]

8:47 "Oh, it smells terrible! Oh well, lets just try out a little bite!" 😆

[@mrschwifty5564]

LOL And it never gets old.

[@Steve1989MRE]

Had to confirm it

[@mrschwifty5564]

@@Steve1989MRE Please don't ever stop lol I love these videos cheers.

[@kstringer24]

@@Steve1989MRE I often try to guess at the start which you're going to eat, and which you'll leave. I never get it right.

[@em-jd4do]

mont blanc is a sweet/sugary dessert with a cream texture, it generally comes in either vanilla or chocolate (it's kind of a french "staple" and comes in cans, i had it a lot as a child, it is similar to the british cream dessert made from powder, i think it's called custard)

[@jeromewagschal9485]

Yes...I used to eat it a lot when I was a kid...Not the best though...

[@Case16710]

If Steve was a fish, he’d be really easy to catch. He’ll bite anything.

[@davidchen6928]

Lol

[@lonewolftek]

"Disturbing Porridge" is the name of my folk metal cover band

[@slimgrim4851]

“Onion Soup Body Odor” is the name of mine.

[@dmonkfunk]

Underrated comment

[@danielyoung7534]

I'd listen

[@geometricart7851]

So I was thinking "oh look steve uploaded something 9 mins ago"...maybe Ill check the comments...100+ comments! You gotta have a quick draw to get top 10 comments here!

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@djzrobzombie2813]

@@Steve1989MRE hiss

[@geometricart7851]

@@djzrobzombie2813 Steve we want to see another C ration with smokes :)

[@bethenecampbell6463]

"Well, it used to be good" made me laugh out loud. You're making me braver with best by dates. Some stuff lasts a pretty long time, but if it smells like onion soup body odor I'm not eating it...

[@wyndonpendergraft]

Me, about 15 times during a Steve video viewing: "Are you tast- no, don't. Wait, are you crazy? Don't taste that."

[@adamdoezema1318]

Halloween 2020 may be canceled, but there's a fresh MRE review as a reward for staying in

[@Steve1989MRE]

A little silver lining I suppose to this Halloween

[@MrRMT1986]

Depending on where you live. Just wear a mask and be safe!

[@31186dan]

I’ve never been this early to one of your videos

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice

[@ray_murray829]

@@Steve1989MRE nice

[@zethyeas1056]

"lets get this out onto a tray nice!" is what i wait for every video have never been disappointed feels good man thank you tray

[@Comedyfued6]

Steve: "That is definitely not edible" Also him: eats a crumb 😒🤨

[@TProphet]

"Oh, URGH! The smell! It's all rancid and rotten. This is definitely NOT edible. No way I'm eating that... ...wait a minute ...*CHOMP* Yep, oh, URGH, GAG, HEAVE, NOPE. Definitely not good!"

[@DamplyDoo]

I am growing a mustache and my wife is buying me Asian MREs for Christmas because of you... Thought I'd let you know

[@notgray88]

Lucky man!

[@Buttermilkjug]

I smoked some pandemic special, and now I have a mustache too~ Cheers~

[@Steve1989MRE]

Nice!

[@aidengray3998]

Well damn, guess you're out on the tray now.

[@gabrielgabro6797]

His clips is like an ASMR without even beeing intended to be that way

[@achtunger5528]

The Mukbang that real men watch.

[@ghola82]

Steve: "Just the tip..." Me: "Oooh my!"

[@Ninecansofraviolis]

You know we all laughed at the “Just the Tip” 🤣

[@puppsmcgee74]

Steve: “I’m going to touch the tip to my tongue. Just the tip.” Me, permanently immature: “That’s what she said.”

[@jc2076]

Ha! 😂 🤣

[@rolandolopez8111]

29:19 "im not gonna try that,, There's absolutely NO WAY " ... continues to try it anyways 😂 thank you for being so thorough Steve

[@IHWKR]

Steve has adapted himself into a walking penicillin unit.

[@Anthrolithos]

"There are things that are okay, right next to things that aren't." Pretty much sums up France.

[@coldmexican288]

Is this American exceptionalism happening right now?

[@Anthrolithos]

@@coldmexican288 lol! Nope. I'm half-French myself, and lived there most of my life. It was just a joke about European living and humanity in general. If anything, it's French Exceptionalism happening. Nobody jokes about France like the French. A translation of an old French joke: "Why is the national bird of France the Rooster? Because it's the only bird that sings with his feet deep in shit!"

[@coldmexican288]

@@Anthrolithos oh my bad for assuming wrong then. I'm used to hearing lots of complaining and pointing of the fingers at others for problems people have and we have a lot of that going on on this side of the world

[@Anthrolithos]

@@coldmexican288 Don't let it get you down, friend. :) Everybody's stressed and everybody's looking for a fight. You know those western comedies where there's a cowboy just sipping his drink calmly while the whole saloon goes absolutely coocoo for cocoa puffs? You just gotta be like that guy that gets body-surfed over the bar. Naw, I'm kidding. Throw back a glass for me, and I'll do the same for you.

[@roxylalondevantas]

"oh that's TERRIBLE! lemme just try a little bit -" never change, steve, never change

[@synistral2569]

Steve : Casually drinks a 44 year old coffee Me : Scared to even look at a 4 months past expiration date coffee :(

[@kagemusha168]

Hell, I toss out a cup of water if its been out for more than an hour lol

[@Dagoth_Ur_1]

"Ughhh it smells TERRIBLE!" "Well, let's just try a little bite" "Mmm" That did make me laugh

[@themango9644]

Right

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Food. Good

[@Wemius61]

"Well, it USED to be good..."

[@jecejka]

I can’t help but think that Steve liked playing with his food as a kid.

[@DeliciousCornbread]

less than a minute in and I'm already smiling. Steve- "It says to open at the top... we'll open it from the bottom."

[@ernestmueller8651]

Hey Steve you could get a bunch of videos out of going through your batch of cool memorabilia for us! An episode per shelf at least! Loyal viewers would be very interested in it.