Steven Seagal Born To Raise Hell - Is So Lazy He “Makes Love“ With Clothes On! 🤮

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[@maxscherzer9521]

It's hilarious that they bothered to add this movie to the ID system.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha some random company in Brazil was claiming every last second of this pile of turd!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Snatching’ every muthafckin second

[@Teh69thSpartan]

Attack Force, Sniper Special Forces, Killswitch

[@fourmilier.]

Seagull is often seen as a one dimensional character, yet underneath his flabby exterior lies a truly terrible actor. Legend.

[@crappyfilmfans]

And from what I hear an all round terrible guy!! Which makes this more fun

[@fourmilier.]

@@crappyfilmfans "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol" Yes. He actually said that with no sense of humility or humour.

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Woahhh let’s take a moment to let the steaming class waft over us…

[@fourmilier.]

@@crappyfilmfans Steaming something...

[@PrivacyTermsCopyriii]

@@crappyfilmfans I don't think we'll like this smell....

[@head_bussa]

It's unbelievable that Steven Seagal requires a stunt double for walking scenes.

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Luckily Seagal does all his own action scenes in the toilet like taking a dump but not wiping his own ass

[@head_bussa]

@@crappyfilmfans 😅😅🤣🤣

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

Seagal looks like a walking black leather couch.

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Couch that no one will pick up for free on Craigs list

[@kevinrhatigan5656]

😂😂😂 bloody hilarious

[@crappyfilmfans]

That smells of cigarette and dog 🐕 shitzu

[@necrosadotor]

“He said Seagal is calling [Irwin] and he’s all shook up on the other side, and Irwin’s like, ‘…Are you crying?’. [Segal] is like, ‘Yes, I’m crying… I just read the script. It’s amazing! It’s brought me to tears… It’s unbelievable.’” Irwin, excited to learn who wrote the script, asked “Master” Seagal who wrote it. “[Seagal] goes, ‘I wrote it.'”

[@crappyfilmfans]

This brings me to tears 😭 leather standing fridge is so humble

[@kswone1]

So many of his movies start with a strip club montage and it's sooo obvious that he wants to get a studio budget to blow on strippers. Its fantastic

[@crappyfilmfans]

He’s found an efficient way to launder money and spend a few days from each shoot in a strip club

[@Brad772006]

I heard that Seagal moves so slow these days that they film his scenes at 12 frames per second just to make it appear faster.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha 😂 got me, take my like

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

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[@Andres33AU]

It's such a far cry from 90s Seagal, where I thought he was a legitimate badass, and the movies he was in were actually fun action movies, cheesy, but fun. Now it's just mouldy cheese, wrapped in lard, made worse that we've come to know that he is not a good dude.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha I know, childhood memories ruined!

[@nachgeben]

I don't know who directs his movies. Whoever they are, they do a good job with what they have to do. I really don't see a reason to complain about the cinematography, considering they have to play camera tricks for his 50 body doubles.

[@lokifrit]

Another comedy gold

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Thank you 🙏🏼

[@balalunga1]

I want that Steven Seagal - JCVD fight.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Seagal would deffo be sitting down

[@Jasiuuu]

0 degree-no look XDD

[@crappyfilmfans]

He be like -_- pew pew

[@macmccreadie8541]

The big Guru of Donkey Doo-Doo Zen kicking the living daylights out of badly paid struggling bottom of the pile actor,who all act better than him. Give it up ...Steven .give it up!

[@darrenclements6028]

Born to raise Cholesterol level Starring the lazy and totally wooden Steven Frederick Seagull A bloated Glazed ham with Eddie Munster hairline and who uses body doubles and voice Dubbing

[@crappyfilmfans]

You had me at hypercholesteraemia

[@garrettfarrell1776]

10:59 or he'll snatch every motherfucker birthday 🎉🎉😂😂

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😂😂😂

[@owie4070]

I D T F 😂😂😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Get Seagal’s DTF card!

[@maximusaralieous1728]

Wasn't Under Siege considered his only good movie? That was 30 years ago, incredible he could convince anyone to fund this movie. I'll never understand how a professional actor could look this bored. Your job is to pretend, your living your childhood dreams, but Steven makes not giving a fuck look easy.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yeah it’s been a while but Under Siege was decent and more importantly did well commercially for him. How he’s riding this far down the line still making movies is beyond me…

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@crappyfilmfans It's amazing how actors can ride on 1 success. I guess it doesn't help the thousands of dudes who hope it is this easy to knock out a physically and practically superior dude by just waving a hand around in their face are diehard fans. Excellent content, can't wait for the next.

[@RandyBaumery-s4i]

Once his movies were going straight to disc, I stopped watching them.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Bro that’s when the fun began! You’re missing out!

[@RandyBaumery-s4i]

@@crappyfilmfans okay. I'll make a note.

[@FelisDestructicus]

I'd be down to see him in a buddy cop film with Tommy Wiseau, if Wiseau got to write, and direct.

[@crappyfilmfans]

That’s a movie that will cure depression

[@FelisDestructicus]

@@crappyfilmfans You have a way with words. Hats off XD

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@@FelisDestructicus Thank you kind sir

[@durokthezenith4462]

You space ice and sensie seagal are thebonly channels i look at fornmy daily seagal laughter

[@crappyfilmfans]

One space ice a day keeps the depression away

[@judsongaiden9878]

0:50 That's not even the same gun! It has a different finish! The other one has a Marinecoat finish. 1:02 That's a flopped image. What's the point of that? It doesn't improve continuity. It ruins it! 7:23 Why do movie people fire guns incompetently?! There are exceptions, but incompetence is the rule. That only makes competence all the more impressive on the rare occasion that we actually get to see it. 10:15 Shotguns don't use bullets. Slugs don't count. They're sort of their own thing.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Lol 1:02 is literally the editing of the movie freeze framing him closing his eyes

[@bfkc111]

Give food.

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Ok take

[@croftalice6092]

Since when Romania have a SWAT team 🤔

[@crappyfilmfans]

Since Seagal mofo snatchin birthdays

[@bilalattique]

I'm not sure Seagal is even aware of how intolerable and despicable he is with the movie audience as well as martial arts community.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Self awareness isn’t one of his strong points

[@guilherme5094]

👍!

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😂👍🏼

[@alicedanger]

What is the sense of adding hard coded subtitles when they're not correct, and don't even appear throughout the entire video? If you actually needed them, you would be forced to turn on a second set of captions. Why would anyone need TWO sets of incorrect subtitles? This is stupid, careless, and helps no one.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Hey Alice, I’ll get our manager for you…

[@alicedanger]

@@crappyfilmfans Fantastic. Tell him the staff are bad at taking valid criticism, and closed captions.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Him?!? Our manager actually identifies as a savanna lion. Mufasa felt that caption helped retention. But they/them did not anticipate such bilious hatred so for future instances will take them off and accept your feedback

[@alicedanger]

@@crappyfilmfans Fucking yikes. 😬