Steven Seagal New Movie is WORSE Than YOU Can Ever Imagine!

[@crappyfilmfans]

What makes Seagal movies so bad?? (will not accept Seagal as answer). IF you love Seagal then you'll love this breakdown --> kzbin.info/www/bejne/o56xZmN8aqqHoLc

[@haitch2676]

What makes them bad? They’re bad because he thinks they’re high art, they’re bad because he puts money on screen and still can’t get past how bad he is

[@fourmilier.]

I guess it's due to his limited acting range. He can either play Steven Seagal, or Steven Seagal. Similar way to how Al Pacino acts but without the screen presence..

[@crappyfilmfans]

Denial is a powerful opioid

[@crappyfilmfans]

I want a movie with Seagal playing Seagal and Al playing Al

[@haitch2676]

@@crappyfilmfans I’m 18 minutes in and I’m reminded of dental surgery with only a local anaesthetic

[@PassanCat]

"You know this is a shitty Segal movie, but it's better than nothing." I disagree. Nothing is better, while this "product" is a punishment.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I’m in to S&M

[@Melchiah28]

In one point i have to disagree with you. EVERY Movie of Steven Seagal is the worst Movie he ever made.🤣

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha touché sir

[@charly03090309]

@@crappyfilmfans I think thats unfair. Under Siege is actually pretty decent... And... uhhh... *checks IMDB*... No... thats it. He made one half decent movie out of 57. Or one solid poo in 2 months

[@crappyfilmfans]

My boi has been blowing diarrhoea since 1992

[@wesleyl8391]

Keep it going man! Your videos are high quality and very enjoyable. I'm sure you'll get bigger

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you bro, hoping so that I can make this my main ‘job’. It took 12 uploads and revisions of this until I had no copyright issues - so it’s a hard slog. Any content ideas or themes you want me to cover?

[@riftvallance2087]

They make laser sights for pistols

[@apeblastsupreme]

just found your channel, love bad movies, keep up the good work

[@crappyfilmfans]

Welcome onboard on the crappy film fans! RoP episode 4 review will be out tomorrow

[@amadujalloh4700]

SeaGullism, the art of not doing shit.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Imma seagull at my job aka need 3 ppl to lift me up to walk

[@dr.drakeramoray789]

5:14 can lend 5 mil but drinks what appears to be a smirnoff vodka, right..also who even sips clean vodka, especially smirnoff? is a shit vodka

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha great point and keen eye! Touché

[@haitch2676]

I’m gonna watch this tonight, it’s my birthday in two weeks and I’m wondering if he’ll snatch it from me

[@crappyfilmfans]

He’ll be driving’ by in his turnip truck 🛻

[@haitch2676]

@@crappyfilmfans I have a folding chair ready for him, he’ll never be able to stand up from that. It’s the perfect trap

[@crappyfilmfans]

Deadly force used!

[@haitch2676]

@@crappyfilmfans I won’t even fully open it, he’ll keep falling deeper and deeper into the chair. He won’t see it coming

[@crappyfilmfans]

“Earlier this evening, in shocking circumstances, questionably acclaimed actor Mr Seagal was found unconscious in a chair…”

[@curtisnewton895]

actually I have the feeling he just does not watch his craps, and editing people he hired, figured it out aaaand the guy who's payd to writes the script too

[@crappyfilmfans]

I’d like to think that’s there’s a whole cast and crew who live in an eternal life of working with Seagal. Also known as the 9 circles of hell

[@DCeasedbrickbuilds]

Pistols had laser pointers going all the way back to Friday The 13th 6. Wherever the red dot goes…Ya bang!

[@theannamueller]

you are insulting pineapple on pizza!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Always my mission

[@THEOUTCASTSCREATIVE]

Crappy, in the title, think you want - is WORSE than you think. Just being helpful.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Awesome thank you! Changed it last min and missed that, you’re amazing!

[@THEOUTCASTSCREATIVE]

@@crappyfilmfans no worries man, just trying to help there and you're welcome as a guest co-host on my channel any time man. I had two friends in two different Segal movies, lots of stories there.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Awesome, a fellow creator! Ofcourse bro 👍🏼

[@Elmo-fg7sf]

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[@VikingSamurai]

Steven Seagal rules!