2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast
@williamhorton976322 күн бұрын
Flank and Londo.
@theo121622 күн бұрын
@@williamhorton9763Frank & Rondo
@MarcosElMalo222 күн бұрын
😑😑🫥🫥🫥
@motorcycleboy900022 күн бұрын
"You know what happens to Dog With a Brog!"
@mattwheatley59322 күн бұрын
Can blindfold them with floss
@haroulawton921021 күн бұрын
when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭
@todoz117 күн бұрын
standard way to introduce yourself to a romanian child
@bernieboy22 күн бұрын
This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well
@axelbaker873722 күн бұрын
Ey me too. This is what got me into the podcast. But of course they ended it shortly after 🙄
@bernieboy22 күн бұрын
@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛
@BennHaze22 күн бұрын
Nice! How many eps are there?
@dudecmonlemmein22 күн бұрын
nick is a comedic genius and I'm glad he keeps working. he's also my personal best friend. also I'm gay
@vhscopyofseinfeld22 күн бұрын
Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.
@theveryworstluck189421 күн бұрын
"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat21 күн бұрын
As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.
@BigKnecht20 күн бұрын
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoatwhy would the WEF do this to you?
@Smettli16 күн бұрын
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat , hahahahahaha xD
@Davon85J22 күн бұрын
This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂
@theholymackerel07222 күн бұрын
No. The “Whoopie Cushion/pranks” bit from the episode “Epardy”.
@Davon85J22 күн бұрын
@@theholymackerel072 Epardy is a classic as well for sure
@havanaradio22 күн бұрын
They need to do African parrot and coconut banana fable to complete the cycle
@JRafaelG22 күн бұрын
RoboCop Batman beats this by a smidge.
@theholymackerel07222 күн бұрын
@@Davon85J it’s the best episode of the show. Out of the top ten bits, that episode has at least four in it.
@alexthrailkill22 күн бұрын
“Wassup gay friends?”😂
@motorcycleboy900022 күн бұрын
Rondo was confused that one video, and now 100% down with it 😂
@zg944520 күн бұрын
🌈 😊
@parithian846220 күн бұрын
Hi 😅 I'm gay
@amit_patel65421 күн бұрын
The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣
@tom_shredz22 күн бұрын
Never clicked so fast in my life
@mrconservey22 күн бұрын
I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao
@NF-ru8on19 күн бұрын
Haha I'm always stoned when I parasocially watch/listen with these 2
@mtsachs22 күн бұрын
I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.
@georgefranklin851322 күн бұрын
All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega
@MorphingMandrel21 күн бұрын
*radio voice* they doin ass to ass with the ambulance
@blakebramley917119 күн бұрын
🎙️ 📻:He’s knocking everything off the shelves with his stomach
@Gyrbae22 күн бұрын
Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.
@benvinar287622 күн бұрын
Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat21 күн бұрын
That was my favorite part, watching Rondo try to stand up for Segal a little and Frank just being "WHAT?!"
@MonoDde18 күн бұрын
100% JCVD still got it. Seagal is a clown.
@supercalifragilastic_expai910113 күн бұрын
@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday
@milsurprifles22 күн бұрын
I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.
@wesleystreet20 күн бұрын
That's how you know he's white.
@supercalifragilastic_expai910119 күн бұрын
Russian in association; Native in appropriation
@satboyy503122 күн бұрын
Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour
@Jon-yn4pq22 күн бұрын
I read this in my head as Segal's slave voice.
@ThaSlymes21 күн бұрын
He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up. Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.
@Rallylabs20 күн бұрын
“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.
@1ButtonDash22 күн бұрын
I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao
@highviewbarbell19 күн бұрын
its a Post-Sasso world, and we're just livin in it.
@Cliffyboyy16 күн бұрын
@@highviewbarbell Its all i see
@Airman112119 күн бұрын
This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.
@thebluelibra568621 күн бұрын
The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣
@seijunsejuki19 күн бұрын
You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂
@derekaustin374415 күн бұрын
Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens" 😂😂😂
@timlois22 күн бұрын
Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.
@joshmoats798121 күн бұрын
Cuba Gooding Jr did the same thing with his career.
@donsolos21 күн бұрын
He is just a stone cold narcissist
@Kaotic318.21 күн бұрын
My half sisters dad was a cop and for some reason he gave me Above the Law on vhs for my 5th birthday 😂. It's easily my favorite of his films
@oraetblavora237516 күн бұрын
@@donsolos nah, he's just a ''good man''
@chilibeer391219 күн бұрын
I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there
@jacole123420 күн бұрын
"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."
@DevEastVan20 күн бұрын
Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅
@orenthalsimpson22 күн бұрын
Gotta do fiveish
@justinriley406320 күн бұрын
BRO YES
@jaysonspann804221 күн бұрын
This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂
@ZedWhyExW21 күн бұрын
Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next
@wungabunga5 күн бұрын
The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂
@colinwoonsue22 күн бұрын
Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂
@wesleystreet20 күн бұрын
Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.
@arcarson125322 күн бұрын
I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol
@AC-os1he22 күн бұрын
Honestly he probably thought having an American actor would be good for his image in the west... At first at least.
@kostyasedov475421 күн бұрын
Everyone in the west got salty about Seagul because he supports Putin. That's the only reason everyone started making fun of him
@TheOrlandoTrustfull21 күн бұрын
@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat21 күн бұрын
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull The fact that you think anyone actually cares about "cultural appropriation" is hilarious.
@SirButtRichardson21 күн бұрын
@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.
@Come_honour_back21 күн бұрын
You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one
@UWHUSKY9321 күн бұрын
Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!
@justintuisamoa419122 күн бұрын
My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite
@SHSNJROTC22 күн бұрын
FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))
@TheGwydion77722 күн бұрын
How did I miss this? It's hilarious!
@josh-kf2rd22 күн бұрын
clangerstv
@Bob-vc6ug22 күн бұрын
Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣
@robertschiller542221 күн бұрын
I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.
@bri949818 күн бұрын
You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂
@havanaradio22 күн бұрын
Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣
@oraetblavora237516 күн бұрын
my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂
@supercalifragilastic_expai910119 күн бұрын
"Man, steven segal is a national tresure" "Doesnt he like putin?" "Yeah, to each his own ig"
@williamhornabrook808117 күн бұрын
The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.
@oraetblavora237516 күн бұрын
true.
@murrayroodbaard20715 күн бұрын
I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots. Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.
@BeazyFaSho20 күн бұрын
You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.
@malcolmisk00l22 күн бұрын
Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids
@theomen766522 күн бұрын
Worlds are colliding
@JTVega17 күн бұрын
He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.
@carlanderton3rd20 күн бұрын
Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot727621 күн бұрын
We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?
@juantorres-sy9ut21 күн бұрын
It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!
@crazydrummer9999922 күн бұрын
I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!
@appropriatelyinappropriate1320 күн бұрын
I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.
@MrIndiemusic10120 күн бұрын
I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits
@wepzuk607322 күн бұрын
Man you dudes like high as hell.
@jonathanbostrom214022 күн бұрын
You must be new here
@drumm39321 күн бұрын
Clangers is a top notch Editor for real
@ericcook541622 күн бұрын
This was amazing, I needed that!
@jonathanc416619 күн бұрын
They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅
@TreewwwyYzzerdd22 күн бұрын
My favorite blind reactors. ❤
@adamimberti694822 күн бұрын
It really is nice of them to continue producing this content for us when they're clearly so tired.
@peteyalyanak22 күн бұрын
gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡
@tucsonbanditКүн бұрын
Can't believe this dude watches all these steven seagal movies. lol I have never been able to make it more than 10 min into one.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull22 күн бұрын
Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.
@smdftb84953 күн бұрын
The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.
@ryanbell319522 күн бұрын
Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written." Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" Segal: "....I did"
@jabobok78622 күн бұрын
You should watch the ClangersTV video about A Time to Kill, Nick Mullens retelling of it is great Also I'm gay
@AM2K221 күн бұрын
🤣🤣
@osgiliath189122 күн бұрын
nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Arthur-ek7nd22 күн бұрын
You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.
@AztecRay18 күн бұрын
I love randomly finding great shows lol.
@cleanmikeandtheboys316520 күн бұрын
Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me
@christopappageorge82720 күн бұрын
Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro? These dudes high af.
@005connect920 күн бұрын
It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!
@kingofoblivion182214 күн бұрын
Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up
@vincenttrejo970618 күн бұрын
MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland
@SAVAGlNG21 күн бұрын
I love these videos man they make my day 😂
@AztecUnshaven15 күн бұрын
Seagal is 72 years old now. If you really doubt what Seagal can do, you can easily visit any of Seagal's real life black belt students. Several of them still teach in the United States, and you'll learn how real it is mighty quick once they throw you on the mats.
@blaketurner798922 күн бұрын
Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂
@oraetblavora237516 күн бұрын
''Bill Cosby and kids say the most fucked up things''
@SMart-db1vr22 күн бұрын
This was awesome😂 I want moreeee!
@hmak542322 күн бұрын
Amazing!
@DaniGerman149921 күн бұрын
He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂
@Keiron-pw6sl22 күн бұрын
I actually live in this town 😂
@lazyfrogeyes59494 күн бұрын
Just the fact Rondo has actually seen a couple of these kills me lol
@Guiltyconscience8320 күн бұрын
So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.
@MrChadwix8021 күн бұрын
Cumtown rainman
@jaysond479120 күн бұрын
This is incredible, i cant believe theyve managed to stumble theyre way into Cumtown and im feeling so gay right now
@tucsonbanditКүн бұрын
there may have been 80+ year old Generals in WW2 (on all sides) because everybody was forced into service, but not today.
@johnnypaycheck772713 күн бұрын
The prop Joe bit sent me 😂😂
@faith.s_mom3 күн бұрын
The only reason Seagal is still making movies is because he's paying for them himself. I haven't watched a Seagal movie for 20 yrs so I'm DYING here!! He's clearly putting in the MINIMUM amounts of effort the older and fatter he gets!! The part where they're talking about him talking and acting "Black"~ wasn't Robert Downey Jr. channeling (or at least doing a parody of) him in Tropic Thunder??? Thanks for the laughs, as usual!!!
@Freiheit123222 күн бұрын
Welcome fellas. Bernie Sanders town hall and Andrew yang bits are amazing
@A_Grammer_Darkly19 күн бұрын
Y'all have the best channel on YT
@joshuajames106720 күн бұрын
😅 love from Wisconsin fellas 🤝✌️
@Aerochalklate20 күн бұрын
that chinese guy is also the dad of the kidnapped daughter in rush hour 1.. now he’s kidnapping daughters himself 😂
@theHardyMonster19849 күн бұрын
The old prospector voice did me in 🤣
@beast62ny3122 күн бұрын
This one of the best with you and C-town!
@Billy-zv6gv22 күн бұрын
Tom Berenger's "SNIPER" was killer! After he was Sgt. Barnes* in Oliver Stone's "Platoon" v Charlie Sheen & Willem Dafoe. *"You think you know reality? I am reality." & "Major League" w Charlie!
@12USHED22 күн бұрын
"CUZ WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN!"
@Billy-zv6gv22 күн бұрын
@@12USHED Too true. & to Gardner (unaliving;) with exposed lungs: "Die quieter!"
@MajinErick13 күн бұрын
5:10 He dialed the number on those radios and it's not even powered on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ConorBenjamin8 күн бұрын
This and Rain Man was what got me into the podcast. 😂
@kniivess18 күн бұрын
keeep the cumtown clips cummingg im so happy you guys are into this now i listen to it everyday no matter how many times i hear the same bits its still so good
@bradleyanderson831121 күн бұрын
YES!!! I hope you guys do the 1 man 1 inch bit at some point
@jesperhjensen197810 күн бұрын
gimme me a second guys, Im still laughing at Liberal Elmo