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Dave returns just in time to watch Steven Seagal's lone directorial abortion, On Deadly Ground. It's as masturbatory and embarrassing as expected. We had Off Cam Pam with us to give some insights into his hilarious attempts at being Native American. Seagal never ceases to amaze me.
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[@JasonBrant]

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[@myhorsethesenet33]

Seagal was going to make a movie about Genghis khan where he was going to play the Mongolia warlord unfortunately that movie was never made it would have been epic otherwise

[@jonjdoe]

That cereal is nasty, not sure how anyone can enjoy it.

[@thecardiacpack2496]

Yes, the concussive blast from an explosion can put out a fire.

[@jypsyjewels2854]

will this increase my spirit of the man bear?

[@famijher]

Michael Caine is legendary for taking pretty much any role for a Paycheck. Which is why my favorite quote from him was his answer to the question, "Have you ever seen Jaws: The Revenge?" He replied, "No, I have not. However, I have seen the house I bought with the money I was paid for that movie, and it's very nice."

[@Parasiteve]

thats one of my fav things about caine lol. that quote and he admits he just does movies sometimes for money, he doesn't try to hide it at all and i respect that. he deserves that nice house from jaws the revenge lol.

[@joelspringman523]

Hey, he was a war hero. In my book, he's entitled to not take everything too seriously. Good for him!

[@missmoanypants]

Same with Danny Trejo, that man does not turn down work.

[@jccarbone6361]

“ I look at the first page of the script and then the last page. If the character I play is on both pages, I do the bloody picture”.

[@joelspringman523]

@@jccarbone6361 Ya, why shouldn't he? It doesn't harm his career. Everyone still knows he's a terrific actor. Power to him! 👏

[@doctorthirteen1700]

"Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace". -Seagal after drop kicking a dude through a window

[@HL3AlcAida]

Ultron had the same opinion.

[@burtknighten4438]

Y.K Kim

[@MrJamaigar]

It takes violence to eliminate violence; ergo, we've got to fight evil with its own weapons. 😅😂😂 Geniu writing, am I right? 🤣😅

[@stonecoldku4161]

That is exactly it. The explosion takes away the oxygen from a fire, smothers the flames and the shockwave pushes the oil away from the fire, so it doesn't catch again. Using explosions to put out the fire is actually how they do that. I'm pretty sure you need more protection than what Seagal was wearing though and I'm not sure where he placed the barrel of explosives would work that well.

[@eclipsehorse8693]

John Wayne did a far far better job in 'The Hellfighters'-

[@NexusKin]

"You wanna put out an oil fire, sir? You set off a bigger explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen, snuffs the flame." -Captain Price, Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2

[@TheBeird]

Segal single handedly set climate activism back by around 400 years with this movie

[@gertruidagertruida3920]

good! .. activism based on a hoax anyway... not a single climate predictions ever came true..

[@evilswissy]

you only know anything about climate control because you've been told what to think about it by the mainstream media because you are a typical brainless mainstream media fed sheeple

[@kingleech16]

“Well, I’d normally be on board with saving the ice caps, but if the world ends so does Seagal…”

[@goodkrypollo1706]

That's a good thing. Climate activists are worst than climate change.

[@Anynom]

This coming at the tail end of what Michael Caine himself called his "take any role that offered a good paycheck" period. Which he said winning a Golden Globe five years later "so I made a lot of crap. But I made a lot of money so I can afford to be picky." And the year after that, he wins a second Oscar so pretty sure he felt worth it.

[@JasonBrant]

He's made two appearances on SBIG now. Hoping for more.

[@albundy774]

So how do you explain his appearance in the Vin Diesel flick The Last Witch Hunter

[@alucard624]

@@albundy774 Maybe he just wanted to work with Vin Diesel. Same with Helen Mirren in Fast 8 and 9.

[@alucard624]

Caine made more than his fair share of schlock. The Swarm is definitely one of those films.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@albundy774 he was coerced.

[@rileygoogoo1825]

I’m Native American and in the 90s I thought Steven seagal was a bad ass because of this movie. Then the rumour came out that he was part Native American and it made this movie more bad ass. Looking back it now…. Ouff. Love that you guys finally made this video, been watching yous for a good year now, pretty much watched all of your early vids too, need more chuck Norris films, keep up the awesome work guys ok love you

[@davidnordmeyer513]

Take pride in your heritage. 👍👍👍

[@Parasiteve]

thats why hes so hated, he did all this to trick people into thinking hes cool and "one of them" so they would give him attention and money. it sadly worked for awhile, im just glad it stopped lol. i dont think anyone but steven knows what nationality he really is.

[@kingleech16]

I really hope that English becomes the next culture he tries to claim. Hearing him try to pull off an RP accent would grant a hundred angels their wings.

[@ashiihideeshchiinii6158]

Steven cast a Chinese actress to play Alaskan native.😂 That topless fantasy lady in vision quest doesn't look native.😅

[@MrJamaigar]

😂 This reminds me of when Johnny Depp claimed to have a Cherokee Great-Grandma, back in 2011 while working on The Lone Ranger movie, where he played "Tonto" the native sidekick; 🙄 all for the sake of the native kids in the reservations, whom he wanted to "inspire". 🙄 You know, reawaken the warrior in them. Spoiler>/spoiler> "I wanted to maybe give some hope to the kids on the reservations. They're living without running water, and seeing problems with drugs and booze. But I wanted to be able to show these kids ''Fuck that, You're still warriors, man!'' 🙄🙄 Spoken like a nice white savior, Johnny Spoiler>/spoiler>

[@csmadisun]

This is the film that tanked Seagal's career. He was riding high off the back of Under Siege (still a great film, largely because of everyone else in it), and would only do a sequel to that if he could direct a movie himself. On Deadly Ground was that film, and it ultimately tanked... as did Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (which is genuinely So Bad It's Good - hope you do it at some point, he wears a girdle and everything). Afterwards that double-bill of failure he was basically relegated to the Direct-to-DVD slump he's been stuck in ever since.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

It's funny how Sifu went from an enviromentalist to a supporter of russian dictators.

[@philiphied]

I think that's a narrow view to say THIS is the movie that takes his career. Safe to say it would have tanked anyway

[@haeuptlingaberja4927]

Please. There is no such thing as a good (much less "great") action movie. Especially anything this piece of sh*t had anything to do with. The Seagal of Under Siege is the Sensei Seagull who is now Putin's special envoy. Morons swinging their dicks around at lesser humans is not a recipe for a great movie. Stallone, Van Damme, Norris...all of them suck and always have. The only movie where a "martial artist" fights for justice that was ever any good was Billy Jack, and even then it was only because he was a modest, reluctant anti-hero who was defending the innocent from good ol' boys and dick-swingers. The entire genre is a rancid, narcissistic bowel movement.

[@csmadisun]

​@@philiphied It actually did fairly well at first, opening at number one. That's why I said it ULTIMATELY tanked, because once people realised how bad it was, it didn't stay at number one for long.

[@darrenredden3289]

I disagree about Under Siege 2.. ok, it ain't as good as the first...but it's a decent action movie to pass the time

[@kuribayashi84]

Michael Caine is one of those actors who always give good performances, even if the movie itself is utter schlock.

[@adman1381]

It’s impossible for him to give a bad performance.

[@markiangooley]

At a certain point in his career, Caine decided that he’d be in anything that paid enough, but that doesn’t seem to have hurt his professionalism…

[@leeweesquee]

Christopher Walken also comes to mind.

[@leeboy26]

@Surferdude Tje Do what? Look idiotic?

[@dazzab111]

Jaws the revenge bought his mum a house

[@GingerNinja_2319]

The film starts and Lola begins chewing her foot off so she doesn't have to watch. I feel ya girl 🤣

[@JasonBrant]

That's a smart move.

[@TheyCallMeSledge]

I'm in love with this channel. Who would've thought a random KZbin suggestion from less than a week ago would bring me to what I have gotten non-stop entertainment this weekend? 😄 The content here is just gold! I came for ripping on Steven Seagal but I stayed for the several amount of other hilarious B Movie gems you have introduced me to. It's a crime how underrated this channel is but I know you guys are gonna get big sooner than later. Keep up the good work!

[@StimpyBoy]

If you haven't already, watch Jason's video on The Barbarians. Utter gold.

[@TheyCallMeSledge]

@@StimpyBoy Just finished the video and now I'm currently deceased. 🤣🤣🤣 That video KILLED ME! Can't stop laughing!

[@tacticoolkid4957]

These guys have become my new lunch break best friends lol

[@largol33t12]

I stumbled across this channel by chance and have been on a binge watch since yesterday! It's hilarious and worth investing some time in!

[@briancoulombe4517]

It is so weird seeing a Seagal movie with actual actors in it.

[@JasonBrant]

It's almost a real movie.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Joan Chen is a hottie.

[@alucard624]

Reminds me of a time when he made movies that actually went to theaters and were somewhat watchable as well.

[@briancoulombe4517]

@@alucard624 what are these things you speak of? “The eaters”? Is that something from the before times? Before the corona?

[@doctorthirteen1700]

Let me guess, Michael Caine did this because he wanted a trip to Alaska.

[@RustBunny]

"What does it take to change the essence of a man?" Well, sitting through a Seagal movie is a -good- bad start.

[@EmlynBoyle]

I'll never forget laughing my ass off at Michael Caine's OTT villain back in the day. That said, at least he emotes, as compared to Sensai Penguin's walking piece of wood.

[@djangofett4879]

I often enjoy manic villains in movies but there's just a lot that doesn't work about Michael Caine in this role. not his fault, just weird casting. it adds to how hilariously bad this movie is. this movie truly is a masterpiece of disastrous trash 😆

[@JasonBrant]

His dye job deserves its own credit.

[@EmlynBoyle]

@@djangofett4879 I am a huge fan of Michael Caine, but yes, he is hilariously miscast in this unintentional comedy.

[@peterpain6625]

@@JasonBrant True. I wonder how they got him to partake in that atrocity... Threats to life and limb? I assumed it just paid ridiculously well ;)

[@picard714]

With Dave explaining the story beats to Jason, I've come to the conclusion that Dave can see Seagal movie plots like Neo does the Matrix

[@oscardiggs246]

Why is all the code brown?

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

When I saw your user name It made me think of Picard and Warf in the holodeck playing characters in this movie for fun and talking about how terrible the message is to people who watch it and deleting it off the enterprise. Id pay good money to see that lol. Make it so.

[@xanderharris1104]

This movie is a masterpiece compared to some of his other "offerings".

[@JasonBrant]

Sinkers and floaters.

[@johnrambo4259]

It's a guilty pleasure of mine. I like it mainly because the cast and action that's it lol

[@justinbeard2024]

I'm legally blind, but can't I be deaf too? That way I won't have to hear or see Steven Seagull

[@dapre]

Yepp, this one is ok. No problem. Instant buy on iTunes, if there was subtitles on it.

[@JayP7178]

@@JasonBrant lol

[@TheHylden]

The stunt work and him moving and putting creativity in the fighting is actually noteworthy. Everything else about this movie is ridiculous.

[@nathanaelreyes5854]

The stunt team doing all the hard work Segal’s ego-driven, fat-ass can’t. 😂 For real it looks like the stunt team put a whole lotta work into it.

[@villematiashaukia9633]

Steven Seagal is for movies what Tiger King is for Animal Rights

[@padredelaverde]

And like the tigers that were put down in Tiger King, so were the supporting actors of On Deadly Ground. The only difference for the actors was that it was requested. Steven stem-severing seasick seagull Seagal should be locked up for attempted murder of film.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Carol FUKEN Baskin

[@euphan123]

Plot twist: The deadly greenhouse gases were coming from Seagul’s ass all along.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣

[@tonymoviechappied9neillblo996]

Great video guys And fun fact director Steven Seagal filmed almost 40 minutes of footage for the environmental message at the end of this movie, and planned to use it all in the final cut. After pressure from Warner Brothers and a disastrous preview screening, where audience members booed, laughed, and made obscene gestures for the entire sequence, Seagal cut the final scene down to about seven minutes.

[@nunosantos00]

Steven Seagal has his opinion here but he has no idea about this problem and how big it really is. The fact is the technologies he was talking about can only serve this world if we have to format the world for them in 10 or 20 years. I think most of us know we have to solve this but nobody has a solution for a nightmare problem like this.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I can't bear the idea of Seagal pulling an Author Filibuster.

[@JasonBrant]

40 mins? Is that real?

[@tonymoviechappied9neillblo996]

@@JasonBrant yep according to the IMDb trivial page

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@wespozo oh, ayuh, it's for real.

[@librarianontheloose]

Ah yes, the movie where Steven Seagull beats the racism out of a dude

[@joses3717]

That’s master seagal to you

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Sifu Seagal.

[@alucard624]

Best thing that came out of this movie was the South Park parody of Randy in Native American gear doing a variation of Seagal's speech from the end. I laughed so damn hard at that part. Sad part is that this and even Fire Down Below are still better than the direct to DVD garbage his career would be relegated to later on.

[@JasonBrant]

This had a big budget, which makes it all the more hilarious to me.

[@TyroneDewayne]

@@JasonBrant Jason- Stan Erin-Wendy Bryon-Kyle Dave-Cartman Off Cam Pam - Kenny (Hard to understand her sometimes but she always makes everybody laugh 😂). After Cali ganja this channel is the real South Park 😂

[@djangofett4879]

We must give the internet the RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it deserves! We must only look at internet prON once or twice a day... tops. i remember that so well 😆. one of the good south park episodes before everything became topical and forgot how to be funny.

[@starsiegeplayer]

@@TyroneDewayne Off-cam Pam being Kenny is Brilliant

[@TyroneDewayne]

@@starsiegeplayer 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erniemiller1953]

This is the movie that caused people to stop going to Seagal movies.

[@insanitypepper1740]

I saw this and Under Siege before it in theaters. The tonal shift, quality, and pacing between a proper Andrew Davis/Warner Bros production and a Seagal vehicle was extreme.

[@JasonBrant]

Surprised Seagal can't direct as well as Andrew Davis.

[@peterpain6625]

@@JasonBrant I'm positive Seagull thinks he's an even better director ;)

[@highnoon2535]

This might've been the movie I started noticing Seagal have an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.

[@MrJamaigar]

Self-confidence is the essence of a man; 😂😂 It takes confidence for a white saviour to believe he carries as many racial genes as he claims.

[@tussk.]

Steven Seagal is a man among gods.

[@XombieLejon66]

Sifu Seagal is one of the martial artists to ever exist

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He's a man who thinks he's God

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣

[@doctorthirteen1700]

@@XombieLejon66 he invented his own martial art, Sitting in Chair-Fu

[@tussk.]

@@doctorthirteen1700 ikea-do

[@Megared82]

"Of course I ride good, I'm a native American!"- Joan Chen, Chinese Actress

[@AztecUnshaven]

To be fair, there are ancient connections between ancient China and the Inuit people.

[@jonathontrejo5427]

Still though a minimal effort was put into the casting of the shaman and tribesmen extras.

[@BingleBangleBungle]

This was from when Sensei bounced between different ethnic identities before he finally settled on being a "Russian gypsy".

[@JasonBrant]

His race swapping is impressive.

[@sandyn3384]

He's a Mongol now, FYI.

[@aikidoboynj]

I, myself, prefer his Italian-American ethnicity best (1988-1992).

[@MattHallSensei]

Long-time subscriber, but just getting to this one. Great stuff. I saw an interview with a Warner Brothers executive where the executive talked about Seagal directing this movie. Specifically, he mentioned that the studio had an agreement with Seagal about budget overages. All approved overages, which happen on every film, would be covered by the studio. All un-approved overages would be taken out of Seagal's salary. By the end of the movie, Seagal owed the studio more than his salary (acting & directing). In exchange for the studio writing off his debt, he agreed to be in the first portion of Executive Decision (which explains why he was killed in the first 20 minutes). Glorious Hollywood story.

[@fredtaylor9792]

My dad and I would watch this every couple of weekends for years when I was a kid. It was hokey but my 10yo mind thought it was the coolest movie. I don't know why. Anyways, miss you dad. 😔

[@robinenbernhard]

I had had with movie under siege My dad love it movie because he was in dutch navy long time. We watch alot He past away 2009.

[@fredtaylor9792]

@@robinenbernhard My dad passed away in 2020. He was a police officer for 40 years and was a huge fan of Chuck Norris and clint Eastwood. He wasn't a huge fan of Steven Segal but we had several of his movies in our rotation. I liked seeing this movie on here because my dad made some of the same comments back then about it as they did.

[@urbanarmory]

My dad passed in 2000, this was one of his favorite movies, only partially ironically. He was a classy guy who also loved trash movies and trash beer, but only for the right circumstances. This movie and Terminator 1 were on heavy VHS rotation. Miss him (maybe not the movies though)

[@fredtaylor9792]

@@urbanarmory That describes my dad as well. Funny you mentioned terminator. I lived 400 miles from my dad the last 3 years of his life so we got to visit him two or three times a year for a week each time. The last night of his last visit with us we couldn't stop reminiscing with each other. His and my wife went off to bed and left him, me, my 13yo and 3yo sons in the living room. We stayed up late watching a couple movies, the last one being Terminator. We had no idea it would be our last movie together but somehow even at the time I felt like it was a special moment, just us boys hanging out watching guy movies.

[@urbanarmory]

@@fredtaylor9792 I have a similar story, but it was a not 100% amazing episode of Home Improvement. There was some decent physical comedy and he pretty much busted a gut laughing, didn't get a lot of moments like that when he wasn't feeling well. We also watched a lot of Sliders together. It's funny, my dad also had great taste and turned me on to classic cinema, made me watch Being There, etc, but at the heart of it he loved X-Files and weird shlocky garbage with way too many boobs out for his youngest son, and those have all stuck with me

[@AsphaltMan11]

I remember renting this back in the day, the wardrobe was just as funny then as it is now. We loved seeing Dave and hearing Pam, we took a impromptu motorcycle trip this weekend, as soon as we got back and got the stuff off the bike the wife declared " Hey! We got a SBIG to watch !" so glad I got her hooked XD ! We love you guys !

[@jculver1674]

I remember seeing this as a teen who enjoyed Seagal's early stuff and being stunned, by not only how badly made it is, but how morally ugly. Its message is basically, "If you see someone being racist, literally beat it out of them and they will change. If you see oil companies hurting the environment, commit terrorism against them and you're a hero." Seriously, how much of the climactic sequence is Seagal murdering unarmed or helpless people as they try to escape? It's like if a blockbuster action movie was written by a sociopath.

[@exidy-yt]

You said it better then I could have. EXACTLY what I felt watching this as a teen with my GF and had been a big fan of Seagal before this steaming turd.

[@r3dr4te963]

"It's like if a blockbuster action movie was written by a sociopath" That's sum up Seagal's movie

[@donwhiteley3293]

To be fair, that's exactly what the left has become.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@@donwhiteley3293 Found the Alt-right troll.

[@liskyvonsko8225]

Hahaahahahahaha LMFAO 🤣 that’s one way of describing it

[@CrazySharp]

That’s actually how oil rig fires are extinguished… the explosion actually sucks up all the oxygen and causes a vacuum that snuffs it out

[@Anynom]

I saw this movie for free thanks to a special event night at local theater. I still felt I should have gotten money back.

[@JasonBrant]

You were ripped off.

[@shadowdramon01]

19:23: “Course, I’m a Native American” No she’s not. She’s Chinese. No seriously, the actress is Chinese and playing an Inuit. 😂

[@AztecUnshaven]

Her character in the movie is Native Inuit genius lol. Al Pacino isn't Cuban but he still pretended to be one in Scarface.

[@largol33t12]

It's a bit silly that he can't find an actual Inuit actress for that role.

[@mareklame8589]

I used to watch 'On Deadly Ground' on telly so many times. It was 8PM special for years on certain channel that had very limited movie offer. Also this movie has an amazing star cast: Michael Caine, drill Sergeant, future dr Cox, still unknown Billy Bob. After "Under Siege" Sensei Seagal was really at the top.

[@JasonBrant]

The cast really is stellar.

[@texasforever6950]

I never imagined Seagal would fit a stripping scene in even this movie, but I was somehow incorrect. I gave him to much credit.

[@kiernansmith4382]

The Tom segura bit where he explains how sifu appropriates every culture he is currently talking to is the best 😂

[@fredyllanos8972]

So apropos to these Segal reactions. 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Skip skip skip.

[@SKOTxFREE]

You guys have got to do this….A commercial for Steven Seagals cologne called…..”The Essence of a Man” 🎉😂

[@thethedeanshow]

There was a rumours he actually had an aftershave before called Scent of Action

[@FreezVy]

Its been 40years that i bingewatch your sir seagal film reaction and im not tired of it yet.

[@dacenmarus1618]

"Is that a claymore? In the middle of Alaska!? Why does he have a weapons cache?" You need to meet more Alaskans

[@AlbumAvenue]

16:56 we need more episodes with just Jason and the chihuahua. Such dynamite chemistry between you two.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

She's adorable.

[@blondknight99]

Just need to go with lower % beer though.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@davidnordmeyer513]

The little doggie is about 18

[@kingleech16]

Making the dog watch these movies may count as animal cruelty though…

[@stirgy4312]

I saw this in the theater! Holy ass! We thought we were getting under siege Segal, but what really was under siege was our perception of reality. We stayed the entire movie and laughed in amazement from start to finish.

[@peterpain6625]

Same. But after the initial shock-n-awe to our little souls we took the whole thing as an "Airplane!" style comedy laughing at all the wrong moments ;)

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

Steven Segal is a Russian Mongolian Native American Mexican Eastern European. It's really insensitive of you to not get them all right. I'm very offended.

[@morphingtime2000]

What about the Louisiana accent?

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

@@morphingtime2000 He is ethnicity-fluid.

[@jamesday9701]

@6:52 It wasn't the pilot banking. Seagal just switched seats and the weight of his ego caused the chopper to tip that way! 🤣🤣🤣

[@beautifulmotivationvideos]

This is the movie SeaFood thinks he should have got a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for, because Al Gore did - hot a joke, and actual thing i heard him say in a recent interview. In the same interview, he said his son was a friend of Brandon Lee, and he and Bruce hung out together ... which means Seagal had his sone when he was about 10 and Bruce Lee knew him before he even went and trained in martial arts.

[@JasonBrant]

Are you suggesting Sifu is a liar?

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Reminds me of Harry Knowles and his 'Leatherface carved up my 10th Birthday cake with a chainsaw' bit🙄

[@beautifulmotivationvideos]

@@JasonBrant the funny thing is, if he spoke the truth, his life would be really cool - but he started lying before his film career even started, all the stuff about how he trained with masters who had already retired and died before he even went to japan, and about his brutal dojo - he didn't even have one, he worked at his father-in-law's place.

[@peterpain6625]

@@JasonBrant I'd suggest Seagull is as creative with the truth as the Mango Messiah ;)

[@largol33t12]

@@beautifulmotivationvideos AND he stole his wife's life savings and fled the country. What an evil POS.

[@peterpain6625]

I don't get it. How on earth can you still be coherent and not in a straight-jacket, drooling everwhere, after watching all of these ... Intentionally. I tip my hat to you. And "thanks" for sharing. Glad you at least make some money for having us watch you mentally flaggelating yourself

[@michaelscott8845]

The 'essence of a man' line and Jason's reaction had me rolling lolol

[@Phlogiston2312]

Imagine being one of those guys that Refinery after trying to explain what happened to the last job. Oh somebody just blew up our refinery

[@Aalborg42]

Sven Ole Thorsen, who is in this, wrote about his expierience. Steven found out that Sven actually was an old Karate fighter and kept calling him out about it and challenging him. Sven finally got tired of this and accepted.. To no surprise Steven went flying. Steven got so mad about this that Sven's role became much shorter in the final movie. Now I only have Sven's words for this in his Biography.. but the more I see about Seagal the more i believe it.

[@largol33t12]

Jean Claude Van Damme would wipe the floor with him. The two never got along and one time, Van Damme had enough of his BS talk and challenged him to a fight in a parking lot. He wound up waiting for an hour before realizing Seagull had ghosted him...

[@lula-kester]

If I'm at a refinery and I even think I hear someone say something close to "it's gonna blow", I'm not asking questions, I'm leaving. Quickly. I live around several different refineries and every couple years someone gets blown up.

[@andrewthorsten3809]

off cam Pam bringing the heat like a sweat lodge!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@cineblend]

I'm late to the party but I love the channel, I love a good bad movie but this one is close to my heart. I used to reenact the "What does it take to change the essence of a man?" pretty frequently. I'm no Segal but everyone was as moved as you were watching that scene.

[@TheJohno95]

I can't help laughing every time I see this movie! I have a friend who is Lakota and this came on tv one night when we were hanging out. He gets enraged when he sees it and I have to ask what his problem with it is. He says just to watch the first bit. When it gets to that bar scene, he goes on a long rant about how that Native American guy is just a stereotypical drunk and it takes the white savior to come in and restore the honor of this people. He rants so hard on that drunk guy that it just put me in stitches! It pretty much ended with "Fuck Steven Seagal and fuck that guy!" I still crack up every time I see this flick or see it mentioned. I hope Seagal knows how highly he is thought of by at least one Lakota out there. If he's not sleeping good at night, it's because this guy is thinking about him.

[@honestreviews8048]

The fact that he's always petting his dawg like an automatic function is thE greatest thing ever. And when he gets excited and pets lil dude faster ohh mann 💪💖

[@youssefverse]

Fun review as always! I saw this one the weekend it premiered in theaters. And yes, this was an A-list Warner Bros release. Originally titled "The Rainbow Warrior", Seagal apparently filmed plenty more environmental messaging for the movie -- but WB made him trim it down (luckily). Silly movie, but entertaining in the bad way. Best aspect is Ric Waite's robust widescreen cinematography -- which is strangely cropped in your review...

[@i216i]

Fun fact, Sifu Seagal sings the track ‘Fire Down Below’ during the ending credits of Fire Down Below. I recommend it highly.

[@GarretGrayCamera]

The bar fight scene is pretty good. He actually does some legitimate aikido moves.

[@DANGASM]

My brother in laws friends literally hiked 3 miles through Wenatchee National Forest, Washington cause they had closed the area off to film. To meet Steven Seagal when he was filming this movie. They got caught by security but Steven Seagal agreed to meet them. They waited 2 hours in a camping trailer and got to hangout 20 minutes with him and talk. They said he was really nice. They have this huge picture of 8 of them and Steven Seagal standing in the middle with this same jacket on.

[@marcwilliams9824]

I've known a couple of guys that met him briefly too. They said he was nice enough. I guess he's just a POS to women, he's got enough history of it.

[@Of_infinite_Faith]

​@@marcwilliams9824 he's nice to people who think he's hot shit and validate his bs

[@adamdam9839]

Whenever I am infront of Steven Seagal at the buffet line.. I would consider myself to be " On deadly ground.."

[@largol33t12]

His line from "Under Siege 2" where he says 'Nobody beats me in the kitchen" should have been 'Nobody beats me at the buffet." 😂😂

[@chowyunfatbr]

As bad as this is, I'd easily take a high-budget Seagal vanity project with Michael Caine overacting over any Marvel movie.

[@taylorstevens4356]

If Dave shows up in that coat while Brian’s rocking his seafood look during the next segal movie I will die laughing

[@NewDudeinlife859]

Apparently Michael Caine was trying to do a Texas accent in this film. Yes, seriously 😂😂

[@carldzoga1348]

The actual conversation that took place:: Seagal: I just read the greatest script ever"! "Who wrote it"? Seagal: *I* did! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😖☹🙃

[@leeward6762]

Everyone loved Seagal in the 90s, he didn't become a joke until the 2000s.

[@docsnake]

Ah, Steven. Forever the mystical peaceful warrior.

[@Monothefox]

Considering what Michael Caine said about "Jaws 4", I wonder what he would say about this movie.

[@jackburton3212]

This movie was a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. I'm so glad you had someone translate what the grandfather said 'cause now it makes it even more hilarious. Respect to the old man 🤣

[@twizz420]

9:39 the guy who carries him out of the bar was the first guy to turn into a werewolf in the Tony Zarindast movie Werewolf (The one from MST3K S09E04)

[@samholdsworth420]

Daves love for that little dog is adorable. Let's goooo

[@samholdsworth420]

I'm a little torn between this movie because it's bad but yet I loved it as a kid for some stupid reason lol

[@JasonBrant]

That's his baby.

[@andrewmccormack4295]

I can't believe that Michael Caine is in this movie,he is a genuinely great actor.What was it that brought him down to this level ?.I saw this film years ago and am so glad you guys are doing a review on it,your comments are so good and so funny keep it up.P.S. I would love to meet the Native American Consultant, (O.C.P.),she sounds like a real cool Lady.Stay well guys (and Erin too).

[@petemahaffey1559]

I wish you had included the clip of R Lee Ermey telling one of his men to “guard this passage like it’s your sisters cherry Tonto“ Super classic line.

[@largol33t12]

R Lee Ermey did his best and he had some great lines in this movie. But one good actor cannot help a POS movie. This is one of the worst, most unintentionally hilarious Seagull films ever!

[@nexteffects]

Seagal punched the racism out of him.

[@Guh_roomer_Gravedigger]

This was the last Segal movie I ever watched, till I found you guy's and did you know, the main actress in this, who portrayed a native American, was actually Chinese.

[@MicroClases_Ciencia]

Oh, I thought "that girl looks very Asian". She was indeed

[@padredelaverde]

All the great seizure inducing activity without a strobe light. Seagal is now being used in stroke victims to clear blood clots due to it's massive brain bleed potential. Only beers above 9%abv are said to have counteracting effects.. Remember when watching Seagal, pain shared is pain halved, unless your brain stem has been severed. Congrats on the success of your channel Jason and SBIG crew.

[@elephant_888]

That intro’s gonna be hard to top!! 😂😂😂😂 ROTFLMAO!!!!

[@thetampabaycrenshaws9792]

You should watch the mad tv skits of Steven Seagal. The actor portrays him perfectly 😂

[@Chilicharger665]

Will Sasso

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Frelling hilarious!!!

[@melvert33]

When he beats up everyone in the diner!

[@andreascj73]

They have one inuit (or rather an inuk in singular), and the rest are native Americans and half-Chinese people? Anything with black hair apparently works.

[@ayg2199]

i remember when this movie was in the theaters. it was kind of a big deal. he was an A-lister at one point

[@dogsarebest7107]

BRO OFF CAM PAM is fucking hilarious. She needs to get on Camera for sure!

[@damienoconnor8898]

"People never think how things affect the family of a henchman." 😂

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Austin Powers made a joke about that.

[@damienoconnor8898]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 It was direct quote from the wife of a henchman killed by Austin Powers.

[@Ryfhoff]

He was a fire chief once. This was after he was a cop but before he was reincarnated.

[@georgesykes394]

I taught Carroll Shelby how to Race and build cars! Steven Segal

[@CapteinRiggs]

I'm so glad that I found this channel. Definitely one of my favorite reaction channels.

[@LordMalice6d9]

This had to have been the first preachy environmentalist movie I ever saw. No wonder I despise the "climate change" activists.

[@simonp1204]

When Off Cam Pam translates "Be Quiet...." I was laughing so hard. probably the funniest moment from all the videos you have done

[@19delta32]

That's actually how they put out the fires. The explosion does take all the oxygen. It's the same effect as the thermobaric bomb.

[@ZachSeg3425]

That Sifu Seagal intro is pure chef’s kiss 😂

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@JasonBrant yeah, I'm a big fan of it, too, especially the "snatch every birthday" line, I use it to threaten my brother with🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timothybrown2907]

27:06 if you guys are actually going to do some of sifu Seagal better movies try exit Wounds I mean he’s practically a superhero throughout the whole movie but it least you got Michael Jai white and DMX

[@stevenseagal3191]

You two think Your so Funny but your lucky I don't know your address

[@jasonjones7461]

Damn funny AF, awesome episode. I wish you would've shown the outrageous R Lee Ermy speech about how great Steven seagal is tho. That's the best part ever

[@beenest]

At the time, Seagall was at the height of his megalomania. Believe it or not, he was sure he would win an Oscar for Best Picture for this movie.

[@FirstLast-sy3rj]

Off-Cam Pam is so cool! Why is she not on more?

[@Dr_Cosmobyte]

Oh my god i missed Dave so much. Cheers to you guys. Loved this episode so far.

[@D_Rogers]

Seagal saved the environment from big oil, so he could go live in a rogue petrostate.. :D

[@josephlyons1727]

I have been waiting for you guys to do this one for some time! If Brian starts wearing that jacket with the tassels with the Sifu shades whenever you watch future Seagal movies I will die! Lol

[@Ankaboot11]

It was the gas man from dumb and dumber lol love it guys

[@JakobStrand]

This channel + Space Ice is all we need for full unbiased Seagal reviews!

[@AlexdaCunha]

there is no cultural appropriation. He is 1/4 Cherokee... Literally his weight is 1/4 of a jeep Cherokee. (Not my joke)

[@Stensland55]

Awesome!!!!!

[@frankly7761]

Now, I personally love it, cause we were cracking up at the native American mysticism, R.Lee Ermy's pep talk to his soldiers about how badass Seagal is and the slap fight sequences. It's really funny and at the time we thought he couldn't get worse than this...Ah, the sweet innocence of youth. Fire Down Below is like a sequel and is marginally better, but he's sped up in the fight sequences so it has a Benny Hill vibe. Also it must be said 'My Balls!' as Seagal hits a guy in the balls is one of the greatest dubbed in lines of all time. Look, I love this movie it's so stupid, pretentious and arrogant and Seagal is somehow against all odds a worse director than actor.

[@AztecUnshaven]

Which scenes in Fire Down were sped up? His films didn't add that spastic sped up nonsense until way later in direct to DVD flicks. Fire Down and Glimmer Man, Exit Wounds, etc still had proper budgets.

[@frankly7761]

@@AztecUnshaven It's been a loooong time, but I remember scenes being sped up.

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@frankly7761 I've seen the movie recently and I can't remember any sped up scenes there. You might be thinking of Under Siege 2 when one of his scenes with the main bad guy got sped up weirdly. Make no mistake, Seagal in real life is very fast, even in his older age.

[@eduardodiaz9942]

As you've seen, there's a reason this is Sifu's only movie as a director. After this there was only Under Siege 2 and a permanent stay in direct-to-video hell.