This guy thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger. And It's awesome | So Bad It's Good 276 - Pressure Point

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Jason Brant

Jason Brant

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@ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286
@ethelwulfmountbattenderoth2286 6 ай бұрын
This is a movie that feels like the main Character wrote this script when he was 12 and was only able to film it when he was 42.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I think you nailed it! That's hilarious.
@martinmadsen7955
@martinmadsen7955 6 ай бұрын
Indeed. This is the movie version of a late 40s balding guy in a 25 years old Ferrari.
@refinedsugar
@refinedsugar 6 ай бұрын
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, buddy! Lol
@randymarsh9101
@randymarsh9101 6 ай бұрын
​@JasonBrant This cheesy made for VHS horror movie would make a great addition to your channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqKypn2enb2Aps0si=8LvfeTYBrAQ2rsz6
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 6 ай бұрын
That's probably most vanity projects 😜
@SCLStuntFan
@SCLStuntFan 6 ай бұрын
21:06 - Don't clap too much, that explosion was stock footage. ;) Originally filmed for the 1987 Burt Reynolds movie "Malone", to be exact.
@zombie..
@zombie.. 6 ай бұрын
Oh wow, never knew that, but I should’ve assumed it was pulled from somewhere else 🤔
@codygranrud6212
@codygranrud6212 6 ай бұрын
That explains it.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Ahh, that makes sense. Seemed way too good for this.
@SCLStuntFan
@SCLStuntFan 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant "Malone" would be suitable for a So Bad It's Good episode, by the way. It's kinda like an '80s Charles Bronson/Cannon film.
@MrBgreen88
@MrBgreen88 6 ай бұрын
“You son of a bitch” after Dillon had me cracking up!! And I know there’s people watching this that sadly enough didn’t get it 🤣
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 6 ай бұрын
Steve Railsback always looks like he stepped out of the zombie machine from the movie Dead Heat.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haha!
@patrickstivers7387
@patrickstivers7387 6 ай бұрын
Or he came back from riding on the vampire mothership from Lifeforce.
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 6 ай бұрын
@@patrickstivers7387 That's what happens when you make out with Locutus of Borg.
@davidpa9266
@davidpa9266 6 ай бұрын
I always thought he kind of looked like a guy thinking: "How did I go from making out with a naked Matilda May, to making out with Patrick Stewart, to being in this crap?"
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 6 ай бұрын
He was the second most famous actor in Nukie, remember that. Trauma. Though her exposure to Nukie didn’t prevent Glynis Johns from living past her 100th birthday, so I guess it all depends…
@curtisgeist6122
@curtisgeist6122 6 ай бұрын
“Thermos in his pants” has me actually crying 😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
🤣
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411 6 ай бұрын
Frank Stallone and Robert Englund had a baby...this man...a real pro who did his own stunt tumbling down the mountain...
@manraisedbypuffins9080
@manraisedbypuffins9080 6 ай бұрын
😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@theunholinesswithin70
@theunholinesswithin70 6 ай бұрын
Bill Murray, not Frank.
@DoomyMacDoomface
@DoomyMacDoomface 6 ай бұрын
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
@BARON.SAMEDI.
@BARON.SAMEDI. 6 ай бұрын
Definitely Bill Murray ..
@famijher
@famijher 6 ай бұрын
I just noticed that his "Superior" in the movie was played by Larry Linville, Major Frank Burns, himself.
@noahlee9860
@noahlee9860 6 ай бұрын
Who aged 30 years in 10.
@thepayne7862
@thepayne7862 6 ай бұрын
@@noahlee9860 M,.A.S.H ended in 83 so when this movie came out it would be 14 years later. .
@noahlee9860
@noahlee9860 6 ай бұрын
@@thepayne7862 oh no! I apologize for being imprecise.
@WhenTheManComesAround
@WhenTheManComesAround 6 ай бұрын
I figured half way through that I knew him from somewhere and looked up the IMDb. Blew me away it was ole frank. He aged like a 15 year old can of beer lol 🤣
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Didn't recognize him at all.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 6 ай бұрын
"We have True Lies at home"
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
💯
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 4 ай бұрын
This is "False Truths"
@Renzsu
@Renzsu 6 ай бұрын
That Total Lies joke was brilliant :D
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar 6 ай бұрын
Now to find or make True Recall.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
He nailed that one.
@craigstrickland1572
@craigstrickland1572 6 ай бұрын
8 ball Paul coming thru!! "Yeah, he is a seal." I was waiting for a 5 head comment.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Oh, we talk about the hair, haha.
@robbieracer3294
@robbieracer3294 6 ай бұрын
Instead of Peter in Family Guy kicking everybody saying....Roadhouse, Roadhouse! It's ...Railsback! Railsback!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Yes!
@dunkelgelb7744
@dunkelgelb7744 6 ай бұрын
Road House! Rails Back! Road Back! Rails House! Rails Road! Road Rails! Road Back!
@davidpa9266
@davidpa9266 6 ай бұрын
Im surprised you guys didnt immediately comment how the main dude looked kind of like a less-fit Bill Murray.
@WhosyourDaddy..TRUMPis
@WhosyourDaddy..TRUMPis 6 ай бұрын
I see a Payton Manning
@andrewfuller9156
@andrewfuller9156 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely! That was my first impression.
@phillipharris9824
@phillipharris9824 6 ай бұрын
I see Scott Stapp mixed with Peyton Manning mixed with Bill Murray
@Np_updates
@Np_updates 6 ай бұрын
I thought Same
@davidpa9266
@davidpa9266 6 ай бұрын
@@phillipharris9824 ...Ok, Stapp, nice try. You're never going to pass Baio on the list of recognizable Hollywood Scotts, so stop posting on terrible movie videos to try to get people to search your name. (Who's Scott Stapp?)
@christopherwebb3517
@christopherwebb3517 6 ай бұрын
The main character looks like Peyton Manning, if Peyton Manning went into real estate instead of football.
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411 6 ай бұрын
good call...or frank stallone and robert englund had a baby
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
If Manning was a CPA.
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Temu brand Payton Manning. Pay-temu-anning.
@zombie..
@zombie.. 6 ай бұрын
“Paymentplan Manning”
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 6 ай бұрын
@@zombie.. Payment Planning
@tylerh2548
@tylerh2548 5 ай бұрын
That movie transitioned quick from True Lies to Total Recall to The Fugitive to Roadhouse without resolving any of the previous themes. Also, I can't unsee Peyton Manning's face
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 6 ай бұрын
If the drunk, creepy uncle you only see on holidays made a movie.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haha, goddamn.
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 6 ай бұрын
The kind of movie that Ashton Kutcher prevents in Butterfly Effect.
@tylerpemberton3134
@tylerpemberton3134 6 ай бұрын
I'm more scared of the sober creepy uncle
@evilkk3029
@evilkk3029 6 ай бұрын
i saw larry linville on the cover and instantly was "omg its major frank burns!" and a little sad no one recognised him from MASH
@chadwickerman
@chadwickerman 6 ай бұрын
No one rails you in the back like Steve Railsback.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
He's the best.
@davedixon2167
@davedixon2167 6 ай бұрын
we need... The Empire Rails Back.
@Stribog1337
@Stribog1337 11 күн бұрын
😂
@craigstrickland1572
@craigstrickland1572 6 ай бұрын
Dave's shirt is hysterical btw....and the last video where Brian was talking about the car make and Dave was like, "I/No one don't give(s) a shit." I never recovered. That "Ferrari' was a ferrette I believe.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I'm still laughing about that too.
@millerbai
@millerbai 6 ай бұрын
These kind of movies really make me appreciate the skill it takes people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham to make those macho-oneliners seem cool 😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
For real.
@davidmarsico6954
@davidmarsico6954 25 күн бұрын
9:54 that's the best dollar store general version of an A class actor from breaking bad.
@hughdunbar9823
@hughdunbar9823 6 ай бұрын
Rifftrax version of this movie was hilarious.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Yeah?
@BAMikeyD
@BAMikeyD 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Yeah it's pretty good.
@FreejackVesa
@FreejackVesa 6 ай бұрын
And MST3k riff of "Time Chasers" is great too. Same main guy (Peyton Mannin) vanity project, made in Vermont , also by Edgewood studios - owned by the same dude. He's made multiple movies. King of the vanity projects. Actually at this point he gave a solid go at actually making a movie studio so I feel bad saying vanity project.
@BAMikeyD
@BAMikeyD 6 ай бұрын
@FreejackVesa the main guy in this isn't the lead in Time Chasers. The lead in Time Chasers is one of the "thugs" he fights at the convenience store. Matthew Bruch, he's also a stuntman that David Giancola knew.
@hughdunbar9823
@hughdunbar9823 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant your take is good too. I just saw it first on rifftrax. Like you I am a lover of terrible films. MST3K, Rifftrax, you guys, WMWM. There is some overlap as I am sure you are aware.
@chibikim77
@chibikim77 6 ай бұрын
Crow of MST3k said it best about the main actor who was also in "Time Chasers," a movie they also riffed on... "This cant be our star? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
But he's so close to being Arnold...
@Vostok7
@Vostok7 6 ай бұрын
Matthew Bruch, who was one of the guys in the convenience store, was the star of Time Chasers.
@JimmyMossYourDaddy
@JimmyMossYourDaddy 6 ай бұрын
​@@JasonBrantArnold Stang, perhaps.
@andrewellis7693
@andrewellis7693 6 ай бұрын
I thought that the main character was Jim Belushi at first.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haha
@DNulrammah
@DNulrammah 6 ай бұрын
..I thought that it might be Colin Mockery's son/nephew. hehehe
@heiner71
@heiner71 6 ай бұрын
That's it. I was not able to put my finger on it but are absolutely correct. Especially when he wears the suit.
@BryanMccomb-sg7qw
@BryanMccomb-sg7qw 6 ай бұрын
The lead guy looks like he can play leisure suit Larry
@marcuswalters8093
@marcuswalters8093 4 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD
@jeremongrel
@jeremongrel 2 ай бұрын
Lmao that's a deep cut
@dreamchild1082
@dreamchild1082 Ай бұрын
Lol......hahaha....YES!!!!!
@kevinramsey417
@kevinramsey417 6 ай бұрын
Good old Edgewood Studios, now there's a rabbit hole.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I gotta see more by them.
@Keighvin1
@Keighvin1 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrantthey did Time Chasers and Icebreaker, which stars Sean Astin just before Lord of the Rings
@BAMikeyD
@BAMikeyD 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant David Giancola is a master of big idea poor execution. Time Chasers, Axecelerator, Radical Jack, Pressure Point. All amazing.
@juicyfruit6311
@juicyfruit6311 6 ай бұрын
Located in Rutland, Vermont. Hence, why some of the settings were in Vermont.
@rsqrinsac
@rsqrinsac 6 ай бұрын
He looks like 1980s Phil Collins. I can't take this serious as an action film for that reason alone.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Amazing, isn't it?
@UncommonSense-wm5fd
@UncommonSense-wm5fd 6 ай бұрын
Nah He looks more like Peyton Manning.
@Squiggly667
@Squiggly667 6 ай бұрын
They missed their opportunity to create the ultimate theme song. Baby Got Railsback.
@-DaMox-
@-DaMox- 6 ай бұрын
"I hope to see my friend Andy again." 😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
At least you got that line. Brian and Dave didn't get it.
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie 6 ай бұрын
Every time Jason wears the "FINAL GUY" t shirt, there's a point in the video where it looks like the shirt says something else.
@Anynom
@Anynom 6 ай бұрын
Ooooh a fave on Rifftrax!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Nice.
@joelspringman523
@joelspringman523 6 ай бұрын
Was ist der Rifftrax?
@zombie..
@zombie.. 6 ай бұрын
Definitely! Love the references 😄🤌
@PaulEHill928
@PaulEHill928 6 ай бұрын
Holy crap! The old guy that brought him the teddy bear and was in the theatre is Larry Linville! Frank Burns from MASH! FERRET FACE!
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 6 ай бұрын
"We didn't a f**king cow." 15:40 Hey look. Cows.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 6 ай бұрын
In the thumbnail he looks like Bill Murray with a slow puncture
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
🤣
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411
@alexanderkantakusiniii8411 6 ай бұрын
bill murray and frank stallone had a baby
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 6 ай бұрын
"Cakes don't explode" -- Brian, 2024.
@Rotionu
@Rotionu 6 ай бұрын
The power of vanity keeps us moving on! PS. I was wrong - discount Bill Mueray keeps us going on.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Nothing fuels us more.
@BENLINUZ
@BENLINUZ 6 ай бұрын
Thank you I legit peed my pants a little laughing so hard when that tall dude came in with the wife and you said “he’s got a thermos in his pants “ I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
@YNWA_Matt78
@YNWA_Matt78 6 ай бұрын
The actor who played the bad guy in True lies is called Art Malik, his character was called Abu Aziz 👍🏻
@manicpixiefangirl4189
@manicpixiefangirl4189 6 ай бұрын
He was also the villain in A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, which also had Kate Winslet and a young Daniel Craig, weirdly enough.
@IHRZGHKIP
@IHRZGHKIP 6 ай бұрын
I'll always love Steve Railsback for "Lifeforce". A movie me and my friends called "Titty Vampires From Outer Space" for four years because my dad started recording it after the opening credits and just stopped before the end credits. He was a lazy bootlegger.
@KManAd0109
@KManAd0109 6 ай бұрын
That skydive was roger moore bond scene. That was the stunt man for jaws.
@antonydrossos5719
@antonydrossos5719 6 ай бұрын
Naw. This snoozer fizzled out faster than “Ultra-Violet”
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend 6 ай бұрын
I want Dave to make a jazz flute album. I'll add bass if he wants it. Either way, it needs to exist.
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend 6 ай бұрын
Also, I have the means to record it...just throwing that out there.
@davidkymdell452
@davidkymdell452 6 ай бұрын
Don't know why, but I read that as "I'll bad ass if he wants....." 😂
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend 6 ай бұрын
@@davidkymdell452 Hahaha, I mean, I could bad ass too, I guess.
@stevenperez2485
@stevenperez2485 6 ай бұрын
I want to invest in Bryan's vanity project.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Let's make it happen.
@andrewellis7693
@andrewellis7693 6 ай бұрын
Brian's vanity project would probably be him running down a street, pointing at all the cars and naming them.
@Aren-pl6lz
@Aren-pl6lz 6 ай бұрын
As a fellow sufferer of withering hairline, I’d like to audition for the sidekick role.
@stevenperez2485
@stevenperez2485 6 ай бұрын
Same here with thr hair line we can call it the receders
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 6 ай бұрын
@@stevenperez2485 Recedevenge
@Subjectivity13
@Subjectivity13 6 ай бұрын
The hilarious clips from previous episodes when references are made have turned every episode into a Best Of. I love it! I would never want to forget that AIDS needle. If only Short Cop had done a sequel with Weng Weng.
@The_Kentuckian
@The_Kentuckian 6 ай бұрын
The fact Vermont is portrayed as like a Southern hick town is hilarious to me.
@TheTaelus
@TheTaelus 6 ай бұрын
The Giancola Triple Feature. Time Chasers, Pressure Point, Ice Breaker!
@jonrobinson8549
@jonrobinson8549 6 ай бұрын
"Time Chasers"! Hell, yeah!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I definitely gotta see those.
@TheTaelus
@TheTaelus 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant expect the same mediocrity as you got with Pressure. Still, I personally love em.
@n7warlock22
@n7warlock22 6 ай бұрын
The teddy bear made me think of con air. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the box? 🤣🤣🤣
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji 6 ай бұрын
13:20 "Man! That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good White boy like that!"
@Chodaboy65
@Chodaboy65 6 ай бұрын
Holy crap that's Larry Linville sitting in the Theater. This would have been 3 years before he died at 60.
@flabreque
@flabreque 6 ай бұрын
James Cameron didn’t write True Lies. It’s actually the American remake of a French movie called La Totale.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Didn't know it was an adaptation.
@Clem68W
@Clem68W 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Any movie with Arnold in it is an adaptation of the English language. Right?!? I'm right...
@Clockworkorangecassidy
@Clockworkorangecassidy 6 ай бұрын
​@@Clem68W ...Wrong
@Clem68W
@Clem68W 6 ай бұрын
@@Clockworkorangecassidy nuh uh
@JonathanBresnihan77
@JonathanBresnihan77 6 ай бұрын
Seriously WHO CARES. Nobody. True Lies will always be a James Cameron classic to all movie lovers
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 6 ай бұрын
20:15 I like to think that Railsback tried to explain the plan to his henchmen, they were too stupid to get it, so he had to create this visual to get them to understand.
@franciscodanconia4324
@franciscodanconia4324 6 ай бұрын
29:23 that’s definitely a Fierrari. That cruise control stalk is the same GM one that was in my 84 Chevy Caprice.
@thepayne7862
@thepayne7862 6 ай бұрын
I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version. This movie is something else lol.
@jeremyscaggs7315
@jeremyscaggs7315 6 ай бұрын
I believe Steve Railsback was in Armed and Dangerous with John Candy. 'Let's see how fast this sumabitch can go!' Lol
@LD10101
@LD10101 6 ай бұрын
Steve Railsback was on The X-File
@Smokie_666
@Smokie_666 6 ай бұрын
Yes! I love this movie in the "So cheesy it's fun" way
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I dug it too.
@dennisfrey1862
@dennisfrey1862 6 ай бұрын
The guy in the beginning talking to him in the theater is Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*. He played Frank Burns.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
8:37 Michaela Jackson
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haha, nice!
@thelightwielder
@thelightwielder 6 ай бұрын
8:10 This is who they got to replace Michael Jackson when he died during The Pepsi Accident
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haha, nice!
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
He didn't die, he was abducted by aliens, don't you watch Robot Chicken?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cotybowman8825
@cotybowman8825 6 ай бұрын
I hope 8 ball Paul is a fan of billiards and it's not the alias on his police rap sheet.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it isn't billiards 🤣
@davidhunter1555
@davidhunter1555 6 ай бұрын
One of my favorites on Rifftrax, another Edgewood classic
@TheAussieReefer
@TheAussieReefer 6 ай бұрын
Wants to be Arnold Schwarzenegger whilst looking like Bill Murray.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!! How's your day, Brants? I'm pretty good today, got a brand new bed!!! Best sleep I've had in months!!! ON WIT DA FUN
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
A new bed? Nice!
@joelspringman523
@joelspringman523 6 ай бұрын
I sleep in my Laz-E-Boy.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
@@joelspringman523 I'm too old for that🤣🤣🤣
@joelspringman523
@joelspringman523 6 ай бұрын
​@@megatronjenkins2473 I'm too old NOT to do that!
@CalamityCain
@CalamityCain 6 ай бұрын
The couple of times I saw Steve Railsback in your reviews I always thought to myself: "How do I _know_ his mug?" I'm currently rewatching The X-Files for the umpteenth time and there he is; Early in season 2 Railsback plays an ex FBI agent who is "delusional" about repeatedly being abducted by aliens in a double episode (Duane Barry/Ascension). And tell you what: Railsback's performance is absolutely fantastic! His sickly super soldier looks really make him perfect for these episodes and his acting is fucking unhinged but in the best way possible. Steve goddamn Railsback man, what an enigma! Anyways, good show as always, you guys rock! ✌
@Opticrash
@Opticrash 6 ай бұрын
"I hope to see my friend Andy again..." - definitely caught the same Shawshank vibes at the end! 😂
@ratonastick66
@ratonastick66 6 ай бұрын
That was definitely a Fiero kit car. That cruise control/turn signal stalk is 100% a GM model.
@jimdaug
@jimdaug 6 ай бұрын
lol. I didn't see your post. I just posted almost the same thing.
@mjjoe76
@mjjoe76 6 күн бұрын
Rifftrax gave this an appropriate treatment. Even called Larry Linville “ferret face” in recognition of his time on MASH.
@mikemcdermott395
@mikemcdermott395 6 ай бұрын
Nice was bored sitting at home and this popped up. Never saw this movie before so time to catch a buzz and watch this movie with you guys. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘📼📼🍻🍻
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
Hey, I got one of those t-shirts you guys sell, KISS HER WHERE IT SMELLS, TAKE HER TO NEW JERSEY!
@irwin3381
@irwin3381 6 ай бұрын
Get too the choppa lol 😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
@darkzer0670
@darkzer0670 6 ай бұрын
How many women have you killed? 🤣
@rickyd-lux9067
@rickyd-lux9067 6 ай бұрын
13:10 He didn't cover his face. He covered his hairline.
@tylerlucas3752
@tylerlucas3752 6 ай бұрын
When you did that one Steve Railsback movie... I knew this one wouldn't be too far behind haha. I mean this movie even has Frank Burns from the M*A*S*H tv show. "Total Lies" is a perfect title for this movie haha.
@ryanzazzara3865
@ryanzazzara3865 4 ай бұрын
You guys make my days better I love binge watching your reviews. Thank you for putting yourself thru hell for our pleasure!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 3 ай бұрын
Our pleasure!
@AD_Whitman
@AD_Whitman 6 ай бұрын
And they’re going to blow it up at noon…while everyone is out somewhere else on lunch 🤣
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Truly genius writing.
@lurchorum
@lurchorum 6 ай бұрын
Dude looks like the missing Belushi brother.
@blampfno
@blampfno 4 ай бұрын
The lead looks like the lost Manning brother.
@scottmefford6917
@scottmefford6917 6 ай бұрын
"He thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger" but he looks like discount Robert Englund.
@Timelord007
@Timelord007 6 ай бұрын
You guys crack me up, hilarious reactions 👍
@joelspringman523
@joelspringman523 6 ай бұрын
"The bomb-truck is gonna hit traffic!" 🤣 P.S.: Railsback really made this movie! P.S.S.: Hairline running and catching up with the truck makes as much sense as Indiana Jones riding on the top of a submarine from West Africa to France.
@EarthboundX
@EarthboundX 6 ай бұрын
This was made by Edgewood Studios, which is based in Vermont. They also made Time Chasers which MST3K fans should recognize. Rifftrax also riffed this movie, so it's one of the movies on your channel I've actually seen.
@johngriffey3902
@johngriffey3902 6 ай бұрын
Man, Brian is bringing the jokes hard on this one!
@marcuswalters8093
@marcuswalters8093 4 ай бұрын
3:35 This guy should have been in True Lies and Arnie should have been in this. 8:20 She looks like _Michael._ 11:10 Nice.
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 6 ай бұрын
5:20 I think he changed his mind seeing the kids there, so he wanted to save them.
@eliotmccann2589
@eliotmccann2589 6 ай бұрын
7:22 bravo Brian- that was great!! Jason, give him a payrise.
@WarhavenSC
@WarhavenSC 6 ай бұрын
1:20 -- Edgewood Studios?! There's no way you can go wrong with this movie! Also, Edgewood's still kicking. My brother bought a Castleton t-shirt and a copy of Time Chasers SIGNED by _the_ Matthew Bruch. 🤩
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145 6 ай бұрын
This guy looks like the genetic offspring of Bill Murray's hair and Kevin Spacey's face. It's quite disturbing 😂
@decheeser
@decheeser 6 ай бұрын
8:31 "your honor, as you can clearly see...he's guilty-he"
@albrown122
@albrown122 6 ай бұрын
1:43 Wife a 10. Husband a Negative 4. Only in the movies. 2:02 Looks like Bill Murray's brother. Who shouldn't have gone into acting. 4:57 Might as well say, "I put a bomb in your cake." Much like these kids this movie really blows. 10:31 What am I supposed to do with this cat laser pointer toy? AHHH...MY EYE! 11:08 Eat your heart out Q from James Bond. Your advanced gadgets look like dollar store trinkets now.11:25 And a giant hole in it? OK, who was using a teddy bear as a fleshlight? 13:00 Here comes the Convenience Truck. 13:20 This movie should have also ended up in a dumpster. 13:32 Or Diabetes? Why would an STD be in a needle? If anything drug addicts hang onto their needles. 14:41 The best who let everyone see his face during an assassination attempt. And had a secret second backup assassin in case he screwed this up. I think he meant 'Worst.' Seriously why even bother rescuing him? Were they running low on incompetent assassins? 14:51 He needs a place full of people who should recognize him since he should be on America's Most Wanted. 15:20 I guess she had a spare husband in the closet. In case her first one went to prison. Definitely an upgrade either way. 16:13 Hey. A free beer. Thanks. 16:23 Literally being Joe Six-Pack. 16:30 How to keep a low profile when wanted for murder. Start a bar fight that attracts law enforcement. 16:35 So short the cop car has training wheels on it. Hot Wheel would be more her size. 16:48 Because he hadn't done anything really stupid in the last five minutes. 16:52 Sounds like a failed Budweiser slogan. 17:00 He had one job... 17:18 This guy is psychic. 18:49 I'll get them Duke Boys this time in my 1970 police car. 19:00 Apparently get creeped on by guys twice her age and future Hairclub for Men spokesman. 19:59 It's this movie's script and it's completely blank. 20:06 Amazing computer hacking skill of just pushing the Space Bar. 20:32 Their master plan foiled after watching a 3-second animation. It's no Death Star Plans... 20:46 The assassination plan was to know the exact second he would get home. Set a bomb dynamite trap and hope he doesn't notice it? And hope he forgot to put on his Plot Armor. Instead of just having a bunch of guys shoot him when he opens the door. 21:23 Bomb has the same effect as a Tom and Jerry cartoon. 21':36 Could see it from Outer Space. 22:16 Wait... this movie had a plot? 22:22 No witnesses. 27:20 Fatal flaw in plan. They didn't have a woman with them to tell them to ask for directions. 29:23 Explodes and catches on fire for no reason? Must be an early version of Tesla. 29:30 You had one job... 29:54 Literally outrunning a truck. Move over Kenya runners we have a new fastest man alive. 31:19 Thank God they mentioned he was a demolition expert earlier in the movie. Otherwise, it sounds like they are just pulling things out of the blue. 32:07 You saved us. Therefore you are now clear of all charges. Because that's how the Law works. 33:20 This movie is one hour and 37 minutes too long.
@dbsommers1
@dbsommers1 6 ай бұрын
As someone pointed out, this guy is what your secret agent should look like: some schlub from Vermont that you would never peg as a secret agent.
@LetsGetitBoah
@LetsGetitBoah 6 ай бұрын
Gotta love when fellow vanity project movie makers help out other vanity project movie makers. Great Vanity project movie Criteria: -Hero character, who must be the best at EVERYTHING. Funniest, strongest, toughest, best looking, best singer, etc. If you someone asks if you're the best at something, YOU SAY YES! -Side characters must always praise and practically worship the hero. -dialogue is terrible and unintentionally funny -Awkward or even gross sex scenes -At least one cast member must be drunk the entire movie, in real life. -Must only date and bed hotties, with no effort. They just simply can't help themselves. -You must boast talents you think you are good at, but in real life you're not at all. -Include actual songs written and sung by vanity hero. -Have lots of ugly side characters around you to make you look better. Similar to the blonde hair, gold coat wearing, looking like Ric Flairs mom, lady in Champagne and bullets. -Plot is that you're just awesome and people will die if they mess with you. No need to have a cohesive story. -Movie must have at least 3 or 4 completely nonsensical plot points, that are NEVER addressed in the movie.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Who is the other one?
@LetsGetitBoah
@LetsGetitBoah 6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Oh my bad, I thought Railsback was a vanity project guy too. B double E, Double R UN, beer run on my part. JK, not drinking yet.
@MrJeditwinz
@MrJeditwinz 6 ай бұрын
At 5:34 I paused it to get something to drink. When I came back I thought I heard Peyton yelling Omaha and running to avoid a sack.
@denmasterben2348
@denmasterben2348 6 ай бұрын
that was a really great explosion!! all the budget went there!!
@juicyfruit6311
@juicyfruit6311 6 ай бұрын
From the team that brought you the MST3K favorite, Time Chasers!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 6 ай бұрын
Haven't seen Time Chasers yet.
@noahlee9860
@noahlee9860 6 ай бұрын
​@JasonBrant put it on your to do list.
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines 6 ай бұрын
Good 'ol vanity projects, never disappointing!
@JonathanBresnihan77
@JonathanBresnihan77 6 ай бұрын
This is an epically GREAT (bad) movie classic IMO and you guys make it even better. Thanks and keep up the wonderful entertainment!
@dad_jokes_4ever226
@dad_jokes_4ever226 6 ай бұрын
24:52: How longs he been hangin there ? Oh about one apple .....ok I gotta go , lets meet up in two apples .... Sorry I can't, its gonna take me at least three apples to clean up here
@guap406
@guap406 6 ай бұрын
This guy, Steve Railsback, Neil Breen, and Stephen Segal star in the Highlander 3! gods among men… and there can only be one!
@danigbg81
@danigbg81 6 ай бұрын
Hahaha that slow headturn..😂😂😂
@winstonclark4198
@winstonclark4198 6 ай бұрын
"So the end of the movie is he's on the run from the government and his wife is getting hammered?" Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
@SakuTyorinoja
@SakuTyorinoja 6 ай бұрын
You can't have your cake and blow it too...
@JIVETURKEY600
@JIVETURKEY600 6 ай бұрын
So no one thinks he looks like Jim Belushi???
@Vostok7
@Vostok7 6 ай бұрын
The guy on the right in the convenience store is Matthew Bruch who was the star of a movie called Time Chasers that MST3K riffed. It was supposedly the first feature film directed, written and produced in Vermont. It's like a whole SBIG universe.
@megatronjenkins2473
@megatronjenkins2473 6 ай бұрын
30:48 concrete faceplant. Ow.
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