This is a movie that feels like the main Character wrote this script when he was 12 and was only able to film it when he was 42.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I think you nailed it! That's hilarious.
@martinmadsen79556 ай бұрын
Indeed. This is the movie version of a late 40s balding guy in a 25 years old Ferrari.
@refinedsugar6 ай бұрын
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, buddy! Lol
@randymarsh91016 ай бұрын
@JasonBrant This cheesy made for VHS horror movie would make a great addition to your channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqKypn2enb2Aps0si=8LvfeTYBrAQ2rsz6
@samholdsworth4206 ай бұрын
That's probably most vanity projects 😜
@SCLStuntFan6 ай бұрын
21:06 - Don't clap too much, that explosion was stock footage. ;) Originally filmed for the 1987 Burt Reynolds movie "Malone", to be exact.
@zombie..6 ай бұрын
Oh wow, never knew that, but I should’ve assumed it was pulled from somewhere else 🤔
@codygranrud62126 ай бұрын
That explains it.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Ahh, that makes sense. Seemed way too good for this.
@SCLStuntFan6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant "Malone" would be suitable for a So Bad It's Good episode, by the way. It's kinda like an '80s Charles Bronson/Cannon film.
@MrBgreen886 ай бұрын
“You son of a bitch” after Dillon had me cracking up!! And I know there’s people watching this that sadly enough didn’t get it 🤣
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku6 ай бұрын
Steve Railsback always looks like he stepped out of the zombie machine from the movie Dead Heat.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haha!
@patrickstivers73876 ай бұрын
Or he came back from riding on the vampire mothership from Lifeforce.
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku6 ай бұрын
@@patrickstivers7387 That's what happens when you make out with Locutus of Borg.
@davidpa92666 ай бұрын
I always thought he kind of looked like a guy thinking: "How did I go from making out with a naked Matilda May, to making out with Patrick Stewart, to being in this crap?"
@markiangooley6 ай бұрын
He was the second most famous actor in Nukie, remember that. Trauma. Though her exposure to Nukie didn’t prevent Glynis Johns from living past her 100th birthday, so I guess it all depends…
@curtisgeist61226 ай бұрын
“Thermos in his pants” has me actually crying 😂
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
🤣
@alexanderkantakusiniii84116 ай бұрын
Frank Stallone and Robert Englund had a baby...this man...a real pro who did his own stunt tumbling down the mountain...
@manraisedbypuffins90806 ай бұрын
😂
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@theunholinesswithin706 ай бұрын
Bill Murray, not Frank.
@DoomyMacDoomface6 ай бұрын
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
@BARON.SAMEDI.6 ай бұрын
Definitely Bill Murray ..
@famijher6 ай бұрын
I just noticed that his "Superior" in the movie was played by Larry Linville, Major Frank Burns, himself.
@noahlee98606 ай бұрын
Who aged 30 years in 10.
@thepayne78626 ай бұрын
@@noahlee9860 M,.A.S.H ended in 83 so when this movie came out it would be 14 years later. .
@noahlee98606 ай бұрын
@@thepayne7862 oh no! I apologize for being imprecise.
@WhenTheManComesAround6 ай бұрын
I figured half way through that I knew him from somewhere and looked up the IMDb. Blew me away it was ole frank. He aged like a 15 year old can of beer lol 🤣
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Didn't recognize him at all.
@eduardodiaz99426 ай бұрын
"We have True Lies at home"
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
💯
@SuperPeterok4 ай бұрын
This is "False Truths"
@Renzsu6 ай бұрын
That Total Lies joke was brilliant :D
@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar6 ай бұрын
Now to find or make True Recall.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
He nailed that one.
@craigstrickland15726 ай бұрын
8 ball Paul coming thru!! "Yeah, he is a seal." I was waiting for a 5 head comment.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Oh, we talk about the hair, haha.
@robbieracer32946 ай бұрын
Instead of Peter in Family Guy kicking everybody saying....Roadhouse, Roadhouse! It's ...Railsback! Railsback!
Im surprised you guys didnt immediately comment how the main dude looked kind of like a less-fit Bill Murray.
@WhosyourDaddy..TRUMPis6 ай бұрын
I see a Payton Manning
@andrewfuller91566 ай бұрын
Absolutely! That was my first impression.
@phillipharris98246 ай бұрын
I see Scott Stapp mixed with Peyton Manning mixed with Bill Murray
@Np_updates6 ай бұрын
I thought Same
@davidpa92666 ай бұрын
@@phillipharris9824 ...Ok, Stapp, nice try. You're never going to pass Baio on the list of recognizable Hollywood Scotts, so stop posting on terrible movie videos to try to get people to search your name. (Who's Scott Stapp?)
@christopherwebb35176 ай бұрын
The main character looks like Peyton Manning, if Peyton Manning went into real estate instead of football.
@alexanderkantakusiniii84116 ай бұрын
good call...or frank stallone and robert englund had a baby
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
If Manning was a CPA.
@Vaporvice846 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Temu brand Payton Manning. Pay-temu-anning.
@zombie..6 ай бұрын
“Paymentplan Manning”
@Vaporvice846 ай бұрын
@@zombie.. Payment Planning
@tylerh25485 ай бұрын
That movie transitioned quick from True Lies to Total Recall to The Fugitive to Roadhouse without resolving any of the previous themes. Also, I can't unsee Peyton Manning's face
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub6 ай бұрын
If the drunk, creepy uncle you only see on holidays made a movie.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haha, goddamn.
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku6 ай бұрын
The kind of movie that Ashton Kutcher prevents in Butterfly Effect.
@tylerpemberton31346 ай бұрын
I'm more scared of the sober creepy uncle
@evilkk30296 ай бұрын
i saw larry linville on the cover and instantly was "omg its major frank burns!" and a little sad no one recognised him from MASH
@chadwickerman6 ай бұрын
No one rails you in the back like Steve Railsback.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
He's the best.
@davedixon21676 ай бұрын
we need... The Empire Rails Back.
@Stribog133711 күн бұрын
😂
@craigstrickland15726 ай бұрын
Dave's shirt is hysterical btw....and the last video where Brian was talking about the car make and Dave was like, "I/No one don't give(s) a shit." I never recovered. That "Ferrari' was a ferrette I believe.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I'm still laughing about that too.
@millerbai6 ай бұрын
These kind of movies really make me appreciate the skill it takes people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham to make those macho-oneliners seem cool 😂
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
For real.
@davidmarsico695425 күн бұрын
9:54 that's the best dollar store general version of an A class actor from breaking bad.
@hughdunbar98236 ай бұрын
Rifftrax version of this movie was hilarious.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Yeah?
@BAMikeyD6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Yeah it's pretty good.
@FreejackVesa6 ай бұрын
And MST3k riff of "Time Chasers" is great too. Same main guy (Peyton Mannin) vanity project, made in Vermont , also by Edgewood studios - owned by the same dude. He's made multiple movies. King of the vanity projects. Actually at this point he gave a solid go at actually making a movie studio so I feel bad saying vanity project.
@BAMikeyD6 ай бұрын
@FreejackVesa the main guy in this isn't the lead in Time Chasers. The lead in Time Chasers is one of the "thugs" he fights at the convenience store. Matthew Bruch, he's also a stuntman that David Giancola knew.
@hughdunbar98236 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant your take is good too. I just saw it first on rifftrax. Like you I am a lover of terrible films. MST3K, Rifftrax, you guys, WMWM. There is some overlap as I am sure you are aware.
@chibikim776 ай бұрын
Crow of MST3k said it best about the main actor who was also in "Time Chasers," a movie they also riffed on... "This cant be our star? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
But he's so close to being Arnold...
@Vostok76 ай бұрын
Matthew Bruch, who was one of the guys in the convenience store, was the star of Time Chasers.
@JimmyMossYourDaddy6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrantArnold Stang, perhaps.
@andrewellis76936 ай бұрын
I thought that the main character was Jim Belushi at first.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haha
@DNulrammah6 ай бұрын
..I thought that it might be Colin Mockery's son/nephew. hehehe
@heiner716 ай бұрын
That's it. I was not able to put my finger on it but are absolutely correct. Especially when he wears the suit.
@BryanMccomb-sg7qw6 ай бұрын
The lead guy looks like he can play leisure suit Larry
@marcuswalters80934 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD
@jeremongrel2 ай бұрын
Lmao that's a deep cut
@dreamchild1082Ай бұрын
Lol......hahaha....YES!!!!!
@kevinramsey4176 ай бұрын
Good old Edgewood Studios, now there's a rabbit hole.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I gotta see more by them.
@Keighvin16 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrantthey did Time Chasers and Icebreaker, which stars Sean Astin just before Lord of the Rings
@BAMikeyD6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant David Giancola is a master of big idea poor execution. Time Chasers, Axecelerator, Radical Jack, Pressure Point. All amazing.
@juicyfruit63116 ай бұрын
Located in Rutland, Vermont. Hence, why some of the settings were in Vermont.
@rsqrinsac6 ай бұрын
He looks like 1980s Phil Collins. I can't take this serious as an action film for that reason alone.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Amazing, isn't it?
@UncommonSense-wm5fd6 ай бұрын
Nah He looks more like Peyton Manning.
@Squiggly6676 ай бұрын
They missed their opportunity to create the ultimate theme song. Baby Got Railsback.
@-DaMox-6 ай бұрын
"I hope to see my friend Andy again." 😂
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
At least you got that line. Brian and Dave didn't get it.
@AliceBowie6 ай бұрын
Every time Jason wears the "FINAL GUY" t shirt, there's a point in the video where it looks like the shirt says something else.
@Anynom6 ай бұрын
Ooooh a fave on Rifftrax!
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Nice.
@joelspringman5236 ай бұрын
Was ist der Rifftrax?
@zombie..6 ай бұрын
Definitely! Love the references 😄🤌
@PaulEHill9286 ай бұрын
Holy crap! The old guy that brought him the teddy bear and was in the theatre is Larry Linville! Frank Burns from MASH! FERRET FACE!
@stonecoldku41616 ай бұрын
"We didn't a f**king cow." 15:40 Hey look. Cows.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull6 ай бұрын
In the thumbnail he looks like Bill Murray with a slow puncture
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
🤣
@alexanderkantakusiniii84116 ай бұрын
bill murray and frank stallone had a baby
@chuckn48516 ай бұрын
"Cakes don't explode" -- Brian, 2024.
@Rotionu6 ай бұрын
The power of vanity keeps us moving on! PS. I was wrong - discount Bill Mueray keeps us going on.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Nothing fuels us more.
@BENLINUZ6 ай бұрын
Thank you I legit peed my pants a little laughing so hard when that tall dude came in with the wife and you said “he’s got a thermos in his pants “ I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
@YNWA_Matt786 ай бұрын
The actor who played the bad guy in True lies is called Art Malik, his character was called Abu Aziz 👍🏻
@manicpixiefangirl41896 ай бұрын
He was also the villain in A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, which also had Kate Winslet and a young Daniel Craig, weirdly enough.
@IHRZGHKIP6 ай бұрын
I'll always love Steve Railsback for "Lifeforce". A movie me and my friends called "Titty Vampires From Outer Space" for four years because my dad started recording it after the opening credits and just stopped before the end credits. He was a lazy bootlegger.
@KManAd01096 ай бұрын
That skydive was roger moore bond scene. That was the stunt man for jaws.
@antonydrossos57196 ай бұрын
Naw. This snoozer fizzled out faster than “Ultra-Violet”
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend6 ай бұрын
I want Dave to make a jazz flute album. I'll add bass if he wants it. Either way, it needs to exist.
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend6 ай бұрын
Also, I have the means to record it...just throwing that out there.
@davidkymdell4526 ай бұрын
Don't know why, but I read that as "I'll bad ass if he wants....." 😂
@On_bass_Blue_Reverend6 ай бұрын
@@davidkymdell452 Hahaha, I mean, I could bad ass too, I guess.
@stevenperez24856 ай бұрын
I want to invest in Bryan's vanity project.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Let's make it happen.
@andrewellis76936 ай бұрын
Brian's vanity project would probably be him running down a street, pointing at all the cars and naming them.
@Aren-pl6lz6 ай бұрын
As a fellow sufferer of withering hairline, I’d like to audition for the sidekick role.
@stevenperez24856 ай бұрын
Same here with thr hair line we can call it the receders
@kingleech166 ай бұрын
@@stevenperez2485 Recedevenge
@Subjectivity136 ай бұрын
The hilarious clips from previous episodes when references are made have turned every episode into a Best Of. I love it! I would never want to forget that AIDS needle. If only Short Cop had done a sequel with Weng Weng.
@The_Kentuckian6 ай бұрын
The fact Vermont is portrayed as like a Southern hick town is hilarious to me.
@TheTaelus6 ай бұрын
The Giancola Triple Feature. Time Chasers, Pressure Point, Ice Breaker!
@jonrobinson85496 ай бұрын
"Time Chasers"! Hell, yeah!
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I definitely gotta see those.
@TheTaelus6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant expect the same mediocrity as you got with Pressure. Still, I personally love em.
@n7warlock226 ай бұрын
The teddy bear made me think of con air. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the box? 🤣🤣🤣
@LeviAckerman-cb5ji6 ай бұрын
13:20 "Man! That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good White boy like that!"
@Chodaboy656 ай бұрын
Holy crap that's Larry Linville sitting in the Theater. This would have been 3 years before he died at 60.
@flabreque6 ай бұрын
James Cameron didn’t write True Lies. It’s actually the American remake of a French movie called La Totale.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Didn't know it was an adaptation.
@Clem68W6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Any movie with Arnold in it is an adaptation of the English language. Right?!? I'm right...
@Clockworkorangecassidy6 ай бұрын
@@Clem68W ...Wrong
@Clem68W6 ай бұрын
@@Clockworkorangecassidy nuh uh
@JonathanBresnihan776 ай бұрын
Seriously WHO CARES. Nobody. True Lies will always be a James Cameron classic to all movie lovers
@stonecoldku41616 ай бұрын
20:15 I like to think that Railsback tried to explain the plan to his henchmen, they were too stupid to get it, so he had to create this visual to get them to understand.
@franciscodanconia43246 ай бұрын
29:23 that’s definitely a Fierrari. That cruise control stalk is the same GM one that was in my 84 Chevy Caprice.
@thepayne78626 ай бұрын
I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version. This movie is something else lol.
@jeremyscaggs73156 ай бұрын
I believe Steve Railsback was in Armed and Dangerous with John Candy. 'Let's see how fast this sumabitch can go!' Lol
@LD101016 ай бұрын
Steve Railsback was on The X-File
@Smokie_6666 ай бұрын
Yes! I love this movie in the "So cheesy it's fun" way
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I dug it too.
@dennisfrey18626 ай бұрын
The guy in the beginning talking to him in the theater is Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*. He played Frank Burns.
@megatronjenkins24736 ай бұрын
8:37 Michaela Jackson
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haha, nice!
@thelightwielder6 ай бұрын
8:10 This is who they got to replace Michael Jackson when he died during The Pepsi Accident
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haha, nice!
@megatronjenkins24736 ай бұрын
He didn't die, he was abducted by aliens, don't you watch Robot Chicken?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cotybowman88256 ай бұрын
I hope 8 ball Paul is a fan of billiards and it's not the alias on his police rap sheet.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it isn't billiards 🤣
@davidhunter15556 ай бұрын
One of my favorites on Rifftrax, another Edgewood classic
@TheAussieReefer6 ай бұрын
Wants to be Arnold Schwarzenegger whilst looking like Bill Murray.
@megatronjenkins24736 ай бұрын
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!! How's your day, Brants? I'm pretty good today, got a brand new bed!!! Best sleep I've had in months!!! ON WIT DA FUN
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
A new bed? Nice!
@joelspringman5236 ай бұрын
I sleep in my Laz-E-Boy.
@megatronjenkins24736 ай бұрын
@@joelspringman523 I'm too old for that🤣🤣🤣
@joelspringman5236 ай бұрын
@@megatronjenkins2473 I'm too old NOT to do that!
@CalamityCain6 ай бұрын
The couple of times I saw Steve Railsback in your reviews I always thought to myself: "How do I _know_ his mug?" I'm currently rewatching The X-Files for the umpteenth time and there he is; Early in season 2 Railsback plays an ex FBI agent who is "delusional" about repeatedly being abducted by aliens in a double episode (Duane Barry/Ascension). And tell you what: Railsback's performance is absolutely fantastic! His sickly super soldier looks really make him perfect for these episodes and his acting is fucking unhinged but in the best way possible. Steve goddamn Railsback man, what an enigma! Anyways, good show as always, you guys rock! ✌
@Opticrash6 ай бұрын
"I hope to see my friend Andy again..." - definitely caught the same Shawshank vibes at the end! 😂
@ratonastick666 ай бұрын
That was definitely a Fiero kit car. That cruise control/turn signal stalk is 100% a GM model.
@jimdaug6 ай бұрын
lol. I didn't see your post. I just posted almost the same thing.
@mjjoe766 күн бұрын
Rifftrax gave this an appropriate treatment. Even called Larry Linville “ferret face” in recognition of his time on MASH.
@mikemcdermott3956 ай бұрын
Nice was bored sitting at home and this popped up. Never saw this movie before so time to catch a buzz and watch this movie with you guys. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘📼📼🍻🍻
@megatronjenkins24736 ай бұрын
Hey, I got one of those t-shirts you guys sell, KISS HER WHERE IT SMELLS, TAKE HER TO NEW JERSEY!
@irwin33816 ай бұрын
Get too the choppa lol 😂
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
@darkzer06706 ай бұрын
How many women have you killed? 🤣
@rickyd-lux90676 ай бұрын
13:10 He didn't cover his face. He covered his hairline.
@tylerlucas37526 ай бұрын
When you did that one Steve Railsback movie... I knew this one wouldn't be too far behind haha. I mean this movie even has Frank Burns from the M*A*S*H tv show. "Total Lies" is a perfect title for this movie haha.
@ryanzazzara38654 ай бұрын
You guys make my days better I love binge watching your reviews. Thank you for putting yourself thru hell for our pleasure!
@JasonBrant3 ай бұрын
Our pleasure!
@AD_Whitman6 ай бұрын
And they’re going to blow it up at noon…while everyone is out somewhere else on lunch 🤣
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Truly genius writing.
@lurchorum6 ай бұрын
Dude looks like the missing Belushi brother.
@blampfno4 ай бұрын
The lead looks like the lost Manning brother.
@scottmefford69176 ай бұрын
"He thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger" but he looks like discount Robert Englund.
@Timelord0076 ай бұрын
You guys crack me up, hilarious reactions 👍
@joelspringman5236 ай бұрын
"The bomb-truck is gonna hit traffic!" 🤣 P.S.: Railsback really made this movie! P.S.S.: Hairline running and catching up with the truck makes as much sense as Indiana Jones riding on the top of a submarine from West Africa to France.
@EarthboundX6 ай бұрын
This was made by Edgewood Studios, which is based in Vermont. They also made Time Chasers which MST3K fans should recognize. Rifftrax also riffed this movie, so it's one of the movies on your channel I've actually seen.
@johngriffey39026 ай бұрын
Man, Brian is bringing the jokes hard on this one!
@marcuswalters80934 ай бұрын
3:35 This guy should have been in True Lies and Arnie should have been in this. 8:20 She looks like _Michael._ 11:10 Nice.
@martinaasandersen37756 ай бұрын
5:20 I think he changed his mind seeing the kids there, so he wanted to save them.
@eliotmccann25896 ай бұрын
7:22 bravo Brian- that was great!! Jason, give him a payrise.
@WarhavenSC6 ай бұрын
1:20 -- Edgewood Studios?! There's no way you can go wrong with this movie! Also, Edgewood's still kicking. My brother bought a Castleton t-shirt and a copy of Time Chasers SIGNED by _the_ Matthew Bruch. 🤩
@asa-punkatsouthvinland71456 ай бұрын
This guy looks like the genetic offspring of Bill Murray's hair and Kevin Spacey's face. It's quite disturbing 😂
@decheeser6 ай бұрын
8:31 "your honor, as you can clearly see...he's guilty-he"
@albrown1226 ай бұрын
1:43 Wife a 10. Husband a Negative 4. Only in the movies. 2:02 Looks like Bill Murray's brother. Who shouldn't have gone into acting. 4:57 Might as well say, "I put a bomb in your cake." Much like these kids this movie really blows. 10:31 What am I supposed to do with this cat laser pointer toy? AHHH...MY EYE! 11:08 Eat your heart out Q from James Bond. Your advanced gadgets look like dollar store trinkets now.11:25 And a giant hole in it? OK, who was using a teddy bear as a fleshlight? 13:00 Here comes the Convenience Truck. 13:20 This movie should have also ended up in a dumpster. 13:32 Or Diabetes? Why would an STD be in a needle? If anything drug addicts hang onto their needles. 14:41 The best who let everyone see his face during an assassination attempt. And had a secret second backup assassin in case he screwed this up. I think he meant 'Worst.' Seriously why even bother rescuing him? Were they running low on incompetent assassins? 14:51 He needs a place full of people who should recognize him since he should be on America's Most Wanted. 15:20 I guess she had a spare husband in the closet. In case her first one went to prison. Definitely an upgrade either way. 16:13 Hey. A free beer. Thanks. 16:23 Literally being Joe Six-Pack. 16:30 How to keep a low profile when wanted for murder. Start a bar fight that attracts law enforcement. 16:35 So short the cop car has training wheels on it. Hot Wheel would be more her size. 16:48 Because he hadn't done anything really stupid in the last five minutes. 16:52 Sounds like a failed Budweiser slogan. 17:00 He had one job... 17:18 This guy is psychic. 18:49 I'll get them Duke Boys this time in my 1970 police car. 19:00 Apparently get creeped on by guys twice her age and future Hairclub for Men spokesman. 19:59 It's this movie's script and it's completely blank. 20:06 Amazing computer hacking skill of just pushing the Space Bar. 20:32 Their master plan foiled after watching a 3-second animation. It's no Death Star Plans... 20:46 The assassination plan was to know the exact second he would get home. Set a bomb dynamite trap and hope he doesn't notice it? And hope he forgot to put on his Plot Armor. Instead of just having a bunch of guys shoot him when he opens the door. 21:23 Bomb has the same effect as a Tom and Jerry cartoon. 21':36 Could see it from Outer Space. 22:16 Wait... this movie had a plot? 22:22 No witnesses. 27:20 Fatal flaw in plan. They didn't have a woman with them to tell them to ask for directions. 29:23 Explodes and catches on fire for no reason? Must be an early version of Tesla. 29:30 You had one job... 29:54 Literally outrunning a truck. Move over Kenya runners we have a new fastest man alive. 31:19 Thank God they mentioned he was a demolition expert earlier in the movie. Otherwise, it sounds like they are just pulling things out of the blue. 32:07 You saved us. Therefore you are now clear of all charges. Because that's how the Law works. 33:20 This movie is one hour and 37 minutes too long.
@dbsommers16 ай бұрын
As someone pointed out, this guy is what your secret agent should look like: some schlub from Vermont that you would never peg as a secret agent.
@LetsGetitBoah6 ай бұрын
Gotta love when fellow vanity project movie makers help out other vanity project movie makers. Great Vanity project movie Criteria: -Hero character, who must be the best at EVERYTHING. Funniest, strongest, toughest, best looking, best singer, etc. If you someone asks if you're the best at something, YOU SAY YES! -Side characters must always praise and practically worship the hero. -dialogue is terrible and unintentionally funny -Awkward or even gross sex scenes -At least one cast member must be drunk the entire movie, in real life. -Must only date and bed hotties, with no effort. They just simply can't help themselves. -You must boast talents you think you are good at, but in real life you're not at all. -Include actual songs written and sung by vanity hero. -Have lots of ugly side characters around you to make you look better. Similar to the blonde hair, gold coat wearing, looking like Ric Flairs mom, lady in Champagne and bullets. -Plot is that you're just awesome and people will die if they mess with you. No need to have a cohesive story. -Movie must have at least 3 or 4 completely nonsensical plot points, that are NEVER addressed in the movie.
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Who is the other one?
@LetsGetitBoah6 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Oh my bad, I thought Railsback was a vanity project guy too. B double E, Double R UN, beer run on my part. JK, not drinking yet.
@MrJeditwinz6 ай бұрын
At 5:34 I paused it to get something to drink. When I came back I thought I heard Peyton yelling Omaha and running to avoid a sack.
@denmasterben23486 ай бұрын
that was a really great explosion!! all the budget went there!!
@juicyfruit63116 ай бұрын
From the team that brought you the MST3K favorite, Time Chasers!
@JasonBrant6 ай бұрын
Haven't seen Time Chasers yet.
@noahlee98606 ай бұрын
@JasonBrant put it on your to do list.
@Fatherofheroesandheroines6 ай бұрын
Good 'ol vanity projects, never disappointing!
@JonathanBresnihan776 ай бұрын
This is an epically GREAT (bad) movie classic IMO and you guys make it even better. Thanks and keep up the wonderful entertainment!
@dad_jokes_4ever2266 ай бұрын
24:52: How longs he been hangin there ? Oh about one apple .....ok I gotta go , lets meet up in two apples .... Sorry I can't, its gonna take me at least three apples to clean up here
@guap4066 ай бұрын
This guy, Steve Railsback, Neil Breen, and Stephen Segal star in the Highlander 3! gods among men… and there can only be one!
@danigbg816 ай бұрын
Hahaha that slow headturn..😂😂😂
@winstonclark41986 ай бұрын
"So the end of the movie is he's on the run from the government and his wife is getting hammered?" Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
@SakuTyorinoja6 ай бұрын
You can't have your cake and blow it too...
@JIVETURKEY6006 ай бұрын
So no one thinks he looks like Jim Belushi???
@Vostok76 ай бұрын
The guy on the right in the convenience store is Matthew Bruch who was the star of a movie called Time Chasers that MST3K riffed. It was supposedly the first feature film directed, written and produced in Vermont. It's like a whole SBIG universe.