Steven Seagal's Attrition Is So Bad It Ruined His Career 30 Years Prior - Worst Movie Ever

Attrition is the Steven Seagal movie that came out in 2018, but destroyed his career back in the 80s, before he was famous to begin with. That might sound stupid, but it's Steven Seagal and stupid is all he knows. Every line is a total mystery on what language it will be in, but that doesn't matter because it wouldn't make sense anyways. Also, a guy might be a vampire. Nothing's explained and nobody cares.
#stevenseagal #moviereview #actionmovie

[@SpaceIce]

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[@kostastube2010]

Dude, you have to make 12 rounds of JCVD vs NICOLAS CAGE, the most epic battle ever!!!!!! Do it, do it. Do it. (Ben Stiller voice). (I dare to guess that JCVD will win in end because of his fabulous hair and out of this world dancing)

[@ChristopherSaindon]

You are the BEST!!!!!!

[@emitlevart7155]

3:54 classic tune and perfectly placed, i take it you seen the music vid what goes with the tune, 🤣😂🤣

[@johnedwards3198]

I love how the production values have stepped up a notch with the sound effects and 100% genuine translations 😂😂😂😂

[@skeaneable]

Can you review Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon?😂

[@WarriorEsoteric]

The fact that Seagal is literally acting like he’s Ip Man is beyond hilarious

[@ssoory6343]

And got the actor from the actual Ip Man as a form of ancient Chinese torture method

[@redbarchetta8782]

gImPman.

[@adoredpariah]

"No, Donnie Yen plagiarized me, I was the first man to ip." - Steven Seagal shortly before he fell asleep from being forced to sit upright for more than 20 minutes.

[@Cosmicfury100]

You can tell he watched the first IPMan and then made it his persona for a bit.

[@williammurphy1796]

It makes me want to know what character black guy Seagal is trying to steal@@Cosmicfury100

[@Threesixnine963]

"Run all you want, there's no escaping the human penguin" 😂

[@34332]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ophanim1000]

😂

[@sirasto]

* sound of penguin footsteps * I died 😂

[@Lucidplays34]

It isn't what he said. It's how he says it that just makes it *chefs kiss*

[@18Hongo]

I feel like Space Ice is about to find himself on the receiving end of a class action lawsuit from penguins after that.

[@christopherjakel1049]

I'm not 100% convinced these subtitles were in this Seagal movie..... That said, I am 100% convinced that these subtitles are better than what was probably in this Seagal movie.

[@中山政-w5z]

They're better.❤

[@AnEnemySpy456]

The real subtitles are just everyone telling Seagal how great he is.

[@dontcare7086]

If western localizers can change anime to w.e they want I'm accepting Space Ice subtitles as canon.

[@GF-mf7ml]

Their Chinese are weird. The subtitles are way better.

[@lordmontymord8701]

Maybe they weren't in the movie, but i can believe that's what the people actually said. Seagull wouldn't know ...

[@namelastname9578]

Fun fact: Steven Seagal has been: 1. Chinese 2. Native American 3. Black 4. Russian 5. Italian 6. Jamaican 7. White 8. Japanese 9. Mongolian 10. Thai

[@cthrekgoru]

I mean all of those have their own type of foods..

[@Martin-hj1nx]

bro 🤣🤣

[@Noahboy8]

You forgot Mexican. He played a Mexican drug cartel boss in Machete. 😂

[@Rebos069]

is that his laundry list of foods he eats daily?

[@toma.4808]

He's yet to play a human

[@marig1785]

The fact that there is a YT channel majorly dedicated to shitting on Steven Seagal just makes me happy. There are few people alive today that deserve this honor more than him

[@micnorton9487]

MANY channels dumping on Sensei Saggyt*ts these days,, Seagull is just the guy EVERYONE loves to hate....

[@MarquisDeSang]

Steven Seagal and Neil Breen should make a movie together. That would be the perfect mix of action and spirituality.

[@michaelsouslin891]

Recipe for success: 1. Make fun of Steven Seagal 2. See #1

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

@@MarquisDeSang Don't forget Tommy Wiseau. Those three would make a hell of a film.

[@MarquisDeSang]

@@SilverbackGorilla69 Tommy did nothing, he only wrote the script. The real director was a pro from hollywood.

[@thecolonelpridereview]

No visit to a strip club? What kind of Seagal movie is this?

[@h.d.5194]

It's set in some rural Asian village, but yeah even still I'm surprised seagal didn't find a way to work it into the script

[@r.e.d.docena5957]

but there are fanservice boobs exposures so it was compensated.

[@arandomfawn5289]

@@h.d.5194 the zombie movie also didn’t have strip clubs, it didn’t have much of seagal either but it’s besides the point

[@ranman7688]

He substituted perving on topless women in this one. 1:20

[@PasqualItizzz]

To be fair to Seagull, he only signed up because he thought it was called nutrition.

[@EvertfromNederland]

wouldn't that NOT make him sign up?

[@antoniopereiraneves2009]

I wish I could like this 10x.

[@dillasoul2228]

The word "nutrition" is a bane to Seagal

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

​@@EvertfromNederlandhe thought it was "Anti Nutrition"...

[@docsays]

😂

[@standalone09]

"...is the Steven Seagal, mega block-buster hit movie, where he showed the world" NEVER gets old!

[@robertkerr4199]

If you ever feel regret for a decision you've made, you can always take comfort in knowing that someone out there right now is financing a Steven Segal movie.

[@SaladofStones]

I don't think he's made a movie in a few years now, he's too busy shilling for the Ukraine war

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Yeah Steven Seagal

[@ChimpFromSpace]

Yeah, like the Gambinos, and probably a bunch of Russian mobsters, lmao!

[@2lobo777]

financing or money laundry?

[@br0k3nman]

@@2lobo777definitely the latter. All these movies are either Chinese and/or Russian propaganda in the name of laundering mob and dictatorship $$$.

[@christianporter3638]

As soon as I hear, "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE" it's free dopamine. Thanks Space Ice

[@voidimperial1179]

"WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD- What the fuck?"

[@Pandalka]

I love that line

[@pandamonium9255]

Yeah. That line makes you feel excited

[@Patheticbutharmless]

"So he goes for a waddle" that one is great too

[@LalaLa-ld1gs]

I love it too it's so Iconic😂

[@BrandonRalstonUSA]

Give this dude a humanitarian achievement award for enabling truckloads of healing laughter far & wide on KZbin.

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

Don’t forget suffering through all the Segal movies so we don’t have to 😂 not to mention Uwe Boll and Neil Breen too

[@Vasiliy9hells]

More wide than far. It's Seagal we are talking about

[@BrandonRalstonUSA]

@@Vasiliy9hells LMAO

[@Peakfreud]

Facts

[@CultureKind]

11:10 "I'm going to wrap myself up as a mummy while riding around on a skateboard and beating the curse on a technicality." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 MY FAVORITE FORM OF CRAZY!!!

[@F-sj7cu]

“He’s cursed and can no longer walk in the sun” so she suggests: - how about skipping? - wear a big hat? - high spf sunscreen? - use a wheelchair? - wait until nighttime? - wear someone else’s skin like Silence of the Lambs? He ends up deciding to wrap himself up like a mummy and moving around on a skateboard to beat the curse on a technicality. L O L 😅 Space Ice, you deserve every bit of fame headed your way

[@lorenzocostantini341]

"we know you spray your hair", space ice professional chinese translator 👏

[@TapSangBong]

caught all the nuances! A+ translation.

[@SBryck]

@9:22 your subtitle " I don't have insurance" was good enough to earn you a new subscriber. love your humor 🤣😂😅😂

[@josephsalmonte4995]

The "narration" that you edited for the film was genius. "I know that your films are for laundering money!" 😂

[@raylopez99]

Exactly my comment above, you beat me to it! With creative "Hollywood accounting" actually making a (bad) movie would be a great way to launder mob money. Mel Brooks made a comedy with roughly the same theme of bad is good back in the day.

[@BkNy02]

Most likely the losses are used to avoid high taxes since companies are only taxed on profit not revenue. Movie studios can used the losses to offset the profits of blockbusters thus avoiding maximum taxation. The same trick is used for gambling income too fyi.

[@SystematikSoundz]

"We know you spray paint your hair" 😂😂😂😂

[@daleupthegrove6396]

"Why are you trying to make sense of a Seagal movie?" Can't be done.@@SystematikSoundz

[@SystematikSoundz]

​@@daleupthegrove6396😂😂😂😂

[@pjdiver3]

"F*** your head injury, I'm going on break". As someone who works in a hospital, that's the most relatable thing Seagal has ever done

[@Ohflipsnap]

I think I might have actually heard something like this at work today. (I'm a housekeeper at a hospital.)

[@SiriusSphynx]

This is why i don't trust doctors and nurses. Professionalism is dead.

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

@@SiriusSphynx they go through a lot, probably short staffed, and just had to have their hand up some old persons butt. They are saying that because people like you who think putting off a well deserved break is "unprofessional" lol.

[@Target850]

@@SiriusSphynx If people like you learned to drive, crossing streets carefully, wear protective gear when its needed, you know beeing professional when doing things, then doctors would have a lot less to do and could take a break.

[@StormChaserJeremy]

@@SiriusSphynx And you probably get all of your medical advice from Facebook. I'll stick with the medical professionals

[@crusaderdante9074]

I'm so happy you properly translated all of that, I'd be lost in the artistry of a Seagal film and not have context otherwise.

[@caleb-glennmarcus6887]

Damn, Attrition is so bad Space Ice had to make ANOTHER video just to reinforce how bad it is

[@OffeJ83]

Ahhh I thought some of these scenes looked familiar. I thought Segall just lazily rehashed parts of his other scripts

[@DrZZZee]

@@OffeJ83 it might could be an illusion

[@DoomRulz]

You win.​@@DrZZZee

[@dimoslaros724]

Damn, I cried from laughter.

[@just_some_random_guy]

omg, the misinterpreted subtitles were a new level of hilarious! Nicely done!

[@GiacomoSorbi]

You surpassed yourself: the actual subtitles, the kanji for "fart", the penguin sound for SS waddling and more 😆!

[@rob1nsky]

PLOT TWIST: Space Ice is actually the producer for all of Seagal's movies, just so he can come back and tear them apart MASTERFULLY!

[@PaleRider-]

I have thought about that before, I thought he was some kinda of director though

[@hydrocannons7573]

Or Space Ice and Steven Seagal are two parts of the same being, Space Ice being pure good and Steven Seagal being pure evil.

[@rob1nsky]

@@hydrocannons7573 I can go for this theory, except seagal would be 75% yin/yang. Because in the words of space ice, SEAGAL DOESNT DO SMALL

[@carldzoga1348]

@@rob1nsky He does have both light AND darkness within him! 🤣🤣

[@lukedraper4100]

😂😂😂

[@sockembopperify]

4:40 - To be fair, Bug nets are a HUGE win when you live in many areas. You've never experienced true frustration until you're trying to sleep, but get interrupted every 15 seconds from giant fucking mosquitos, nats, or horse flies biting the fuck out of you.

[@tastethejace]

Hah yeah that was the only thing realistic in this movie that I think Space Ice should've let go. But it's Seagal who's a major asshole to everyone he "works" with, so he deserves it anyway

[@jackcristo1628]

I will say this for Attrition: It's one of the VERY few Seagal movies that is actually fun to watch ironically. The vast majority of Seagal movies seem like they might be fun to watch ironically and then are boring as dirt. Attrition is genuinely hilarious.

[@NegativeDumpster]

"Belly of the Beast" is another Seagal movie that can be considered "so bad it's good".

[@jackcristo1628]

@@NegativeDumpster true!

[@epoxy1710]

One of the best movie ever​@@NegativeDumpster

[@AnikMonette]

​@@NegativeDumpster Oh yeah! The fight at the end had me rolling!🤣

[@shinkansen1907]

5:57 WTF DUDE 💀

[@bogrunberger]

"Nobody escapes the human penguin!" 🤣

[@dreadpirates_]

HAHAHA the "squishy" steps killed me LOL @11:05

[@Spined1234]

Steven Seagal is the only actor that has made more movies outside his prime than in it.

[@Darknight0781]

He had a prime?

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@Darknight0781 There was Under Siege. Does one movie (which would have been better with Thomas Ian Griffith in the lead) count as a prime?

[@omerta316]

Cause he won't go away

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@takingoutwhitetrash Of his financial success despite his complete and utter lack of talent, definitely. Of anything else about him? No.

[@whom382]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 I consider his prime that 10 minutes he was in that airplane movie. Was it Airforce One?

[@neilgoldberg547]

"It is you who will come" With dialogue that gripping, why do I even need to watch another movie or play, we have hit the pinnacle of man's achievements in writing.

[@Mechveteran011]

Going through a hard time right now, youre helping me get through it with some great humor. Love ya bro, I hope all is well on your end

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

"There's nothing Seagal hates more than poor man, so he goes for a wallow to clear his normal sized head" bruh😂😂🤣🤣...this had me rolling

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

6:43 the squishy walk 😂

[@Cromwell4747]

Those subtitles were drop dead hilarious. Would pay real money to watch an entire movie dubbed by space ice. Make it happen!!!

[@robertwilkins3167]

"The point is only Seagal can hit women." That's the point of every Seagal movie, actually.

[@reignfire85]

Love that Darude's "Sandstorm" is playing during the Tide commercial. And as a longtime Simpsons fan, the Burns joke was priceless.

[@TheVictorLoyiso]

Still waiting for that Seagal co-starring Breen directed by Uwe Boll movie to come out 😂

[@davidjsaul]

The only problem is it wouldn't be fair to all other films and would immediately win every single category in the years Emmy's, Tony's, Grammy's and Academy Awards, becoming the world's only 20-time EGOT winner

[@TheVictorLoyiso]

It would be a mega-blockbuster-hit-movie 😁@@davidjsaul

[@DjentleBen1105]

We're not ready. Or worthy.

[@grumpus5248]

With guest appearance by Rob Schneider

[@TheEyez187]

... and Tommy Wisseau and Kevin James; altogether in the new, mega block-buster, Nobel-Laureate and MOBO award-winning hit movie action film 'The Excrementals' .

[@FriendlyFather]

It saddens me that one day Space Ice will run out of Seagal movies to annihilate. Thankfully today isn't that day

[@dude9318]

Dont worry There are two shows seagull also made with many episodes There are also a bunch of hilarious seagull interviews It will take years before we run out of seagull content.

[@bennygerow]

By that point he will have showed the world already.

[@kingartur3309]

I doubt it - Space Ice puts more time in the production and writting then any Seagal director... he will never catch-up xD

[@lukedraper4100]

Nope the old hector ecbusjdvjddj or something was overweight n did some really shit martial arts movies

[@Jerryyang1012]

He can always revisit the entire repertoire and come up with new gags

[@kalybnielsen4183]

This channel is an oxymoron, it's the only place people want to see a Steven Seagul movie. The new additions made it so much better, the squeaky shoes and subtitles, very nice

[@akhilmk8866]

Run all you want... There's no escaping the human penguins😂😂😂

[@camnorwood157]

That almost killed me

[@havocgr1976]

@@camnorwood157The sound of the footsteps killed me ;p

[@rocksteady9826]

I had to stop the video@@havocgr1976

[@matthewshepherd7956]

I can't believe there are so many movies . I was laughing out loud reading this subtitles. I haven't even thought about this guy since Clinton was President.But then I came upon your channel and I can't get enough of it. Kind of reminds me of when jerry lee lewis died last year and I thought he died before I was born. I hope Segal keeps going so you can too.

[@Azerty42069]

“ run all you want, there’s no escaping the human pingouin” 6:48 then the SpongeBob walking sounds really got me in tears 😂

[@karldicker1702]

Ya me too 😊

[@ZeroSOFInfinity]

Those "subtitles" are fucking hilarious 😂

[@jezebel8551]

"So he goes for a waddle..." lmao

[@riceman00]

This might be your finest work yet. The subtitles are perfection.

[@robertgroen2197]

"It's starts in San Francisco , where even in his mid-60s, Seagal is till the top spec ops waddle man in the business"

[@doublep1980]

Fun Fact: Sensei Seagull's friend ''Rikki'', is played by Hong Kong action star Louis Fang. The guy is a legit martial arts expert, you may know him from Ip Man 1 & 2 and ''The Story of Rikki-Oh'', which is one of the greatest live-action manga adaptions ever. It's so batshit insane, it features a fight scene, where one of the bad guys tries to strangle our protagonist, with his own intestines! If you haven't seen ''The Story of Rikki-Oh'', do yourself a favor and do it now!

[@bre4kd0wn1]

You mean Louis Fan? Anyway, Seagal gotta thank God it was someone like Dan Inosanto and Louis Fan, who are actually legitimate badasses, to not only play in his movies, but also get their asses kicked by him. Had it been someone like the late Robert Wall, he would have been exposed a little earlier. Not worse than Gene LeBell did Seagal, but most likely earlier to the public.

[@SeenGod]

“Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky” is one of the greatest movies ever made! i’d love to see Space Ice tackle that movie 😂

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

Master Jin from ip man I knew he looked familiar I just couldn't figure out who he was lol

[@nonjaninja4904]

"Goes for a waddle." Lol. There's one Segal movie where some dude just has magic wall running powers out of nowhere. I don't remember which one it was but like wtf lol.

[@Bewilderebeest]

Yep. That one guy in that one scene only in that movie 😂 I can’t recall which film either - they all blend together (despite Sifu’s masterful writing)

[@chaoticallyorganizedd]

If it's the one Seagull fights sitting down while the guy jumps around the walls, it's called "Out For A Kill" and yeah, it's absolutely hysterical! 😂

[@gnipgnop4795]

​@@chaoticallyorganizeddand Space Ice did that one, so have a look & enjoy the commentary!

[@chaoticallyorganizedd]

@@gnipgnop4795 oh I've seen it multiple times, one my favorites from the channel! Lol

[@joshuablack8221]

5:49 My goodness 👀 That was wild, SpaceIce 🤣🤣☠️

[@MrFudgepump]

Steven Seagull is such an awesome guy for giving SpaceIce so much material to work with ❤

[@JimmyJojoshabadoo]

This is was the most funniest $*** I've seen Space Ice! Thank you for being part of my TGIF Friday! BTW can you please review Nicholas Cages Deadfall and Vampires Kiss? I need to torture my boyfriend! 😂

[@leyazaki]

Seagal doesn't do anything believable for a man at his age🤣 spec ops? Come on sensei

[@cmcm6676]

Loved the subtitles and the sound effects.

[@vincentshadetree]

You killed it with the subtitles 😂 no truer translation can be found 😅

[@bradnixon6220]

Whenever I’m feeling down this channel cheers me right up

[@stephmaccormick3195]

3:53 Adding Sandstorm score under that is pure genius.

[@madxico]

You really raised the bar with this one. Saw it a 2nd time this morning and there are new gags one misses on the first viewing. Congrats! Keep up the good work

[@ebbderelict]

That woman @4:21 looks so creeped out.

[@EvertfromNederland]

IKR? That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@The_Sherpard]

You should do a video on Steven Seagals' compilations of his chopping technique. As a kid I enjoyed watching his movies because it made me wonder what kind about his special skill to take out somone with just one chop to the neck/shoulder. I believed in many kung-fu like movies, but with him deep down my child intuitions told me it was fake.

[@mystikrebel1089]

Worst movie also means the most entertaining review from Space Ice that has to be watched with my popcorn to laugh out

[@LadyAxe13]

This is your best one yet! The subtitles had me howling with laughter!

[@JimmyDoresHairDye]

“Attrition” Is this about sensei Segall’s hairline?

[@scottbullock3045]

How does this guy get these movies made?! It sure as hell can't be any studios in America!🤔🤬🤢🤮

[@chendaforest]

He's Russian now, which explains a lot

[@scottbullock3045]

@@chendaforest LOL 😂

[@thiagorodrigues5211]

It's impressive I still see people who are fans of this guy. I mean, it's not just about bad acting. He really thinks he is all that he tries to portray

[@raylopez99]

The same can be said about a certain...ahem...Donald.

[@thiagorodrigues5211]

@@raylopez99 There is literally a mummy giving your taxes to other countries while letting stores be robbed. USA as a whole should cease to exist. Let's just focus on somethng else

[@daleupthegrove6396]

Don't start.@@raylopez99

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

​@@raylopez99The same could be said about a child sniffing senile Joe Biden who has no clue where he is most of the time.

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

Yeah - the man is completely deluded. As for anyone who actually enjoys watching the rubbish he 'stars' in...... 🤦

[@carldzoga1348]

Ah Seagal, never fails to FAIL..... SPECTACULARLY! 😂😂

[@whosaidthat5236]

I think you have a career doing subtitles for manga! I hear an opening just came up lol😂

[@Matt28NJ]

The captions absolutely crushed it

[@JoseHernandez-sq8yh]

The subtitles and editing on these videos are oscar worthy. I nominate Space Ice. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@02Tony]

When I am feeling low and lonely and yet you provided a steven segal review to lift my spirits. Thank you Space Ice.

[@1984Phalanx]

Dude, I want to compliment you. There are so many good parts in your videos I can't even pick a favourite. Like how the axes change shape and somehow the other guy gets them, the subtitles to. You had me laughing so hard my 2 year old was rolling his eyes at me.

[@magicconchy]

Spec ops waddle man 😂😂

[@SpectralSound.]

"There's no escaping the human penguin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🐧

[@andrewtischler9385]

So happy to know that there are still Seagull movies to be properly covered by Space Ice.

[@GrimGearheart]

Adding the little splat noises to his footsteps might be the funniest fucking thing I've seen on this channel. I wish you'd done it in all of them.

[@jimmyboy2778]

that farty walk sounds. PLEASE always use them for his waddle

[@elcaminantederosenheim6106]

Eso me hizo recordar una escena de la pelicula de los Muppets (2011), en donde Fozzie tiene puestos unos zapatos,que hacen ese mismo sonido chistoso al caminar , y Kermit lo reprende porque no era el momento, para hacer esa broma.

[@jimmyboy2778]

@@elcaminantederosenheim6106 what?

[@jimmyboy2778]

@@elcaminantederosenheim6106 ahaha ok. i remember that scene xDD

[@nikosxi]

The subtitles, the "human penguin", all those things had me laughing. But then... then... out of nowhere, @11:06 Those footstep sounds... you're killing us.

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

He wants his own ip man so bad 😂

[@ryuzaki6865]

"How kung fu, very good kung fu" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@pandamonium9255]

This literally made me say: “Wtf? wtf did he just say?” out loud.

[@Me4-gc8qs]

I love how you added your owns subtitles. too funny.

[@svenmeling6053]

I died at: "I'm gonna wrap myself up as a mummy, while riding around on a skateboard and beating the curse on a technicality". These fake subtitles are hilarious! xD

[@victoriamartines5030]

I hope Sensei Wobble Wobble will make more _mega blockbuster hit movies_ just so Space Ice would not run out of material.

[@RK-kl3rc]

Those subtitles are killing me😂😂😂

[@bennyd345]

'He goes for a waddle, just to clear his normal sized head'. Too funny.

[@robertgroen2197]

Space ice, "Run all you want, there's no escaping the human penguin."

[@MelBaugh24]

Thanks for the end of work day entertainment every Friday, Space! Always look forward to it!

[@dadsstuff5562]

"A fury of Granny punches" LOL!

[@HighLordCrypto8951]

The Emperor Protects us all from Steven Seagal.

[@itrorev]

Honestly that just makes me respect the Emperor more: he's protecting us from something far worse than Chaos Gods.

[@HighLordCrypto8951]

Yes.@@itrorev

[@alexbishop5004]

If you can sit through it... should do his lawman show. It's hands down, one of the best comedies in existence.

[@iSavil]

Jesus. The subtitles killed me every single time, especially the first one: "I hate you so much".

[@Redblood_669]

Let's go another Seagal video bro i've been waiting for so long

[@KaijinD]

The translations are an excellent touch. But I lost it when I realized you added squishing sounds to his walk.

[@tjollarna]

Just go along with it so he leaves 😂😂😂

[@ExpiIot]

"but Seagul worked really hard finger painting the script" got me, fr

[@alexhouser5279]

The fart sound effects are perfect! 😂

[@LUX711]

The fact that *Space Ice* is saying this is the “worst yet” holds weight. This sh!t must be _A W F U L_ 💯🤣

[@joelnotsure2871]

“But that would take so much skin.” Classic. I’m thinking of having that tattooed on my forehead. Or that of an enemy, I can’t decide. How have you watched all these Seagal movies and remained coherent?

[@Michael-dl2cf]

'we know you spray paint your hair' 😂🤣

[@MacabreDaymare]

1:57 they didn’t even try making those swords look real. They look like painted plastic.

[@bobpage6597]

2:17......Steven Seagal trying to do Wing Chun is painful!! Leave it to Donnie Yen and anyone else who actually knows the art ffs!!!

[@davidwaynemain]

Not the Sticky hands 😁

[@bananaempijama]

0:19 Spec ops waddle man 😂😂😂

[@keylanoslokj1806]

He asked him "did you try not being poor?" And the day was saved 😂😂😂