Steven Seagal's Street Wars Will Move You To Tears - Worst Movie Ever

[@SpaceIce]

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[@georgmuller4212]

Hi SpaceIce. What about the MegaBlockbusterHitMovie of Uwe Boll called "Postal"? I know, it is 90% BS, but its brilliant for a Boll movie.

[@TornAaPaRt]

Will you ever do "Steven Seagal's law man" tv show?

[@M05tly]

Please start using deepfakes to replace all actors with steven segal.

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

He's actually a better actor than that Amandla chick. Not that that's saying much...

[@bholdr----0]

Y'know, google auto-complete and spell checker tends to substitute 'Stephen Seagull' for 'Seven Segal'- maybe that's due to the vids that I watch, but... There ya go!

[@abdelali9279]

"Is the Steven Segal mega Blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world" are the most comforting words to hear on a Friday afternoon, after a long week at work.

[@chrisstrebor]

They are indeed. I've seen every one of his breakdowns. Look forward to them every week.

[@davidmarsico6954]

There are so many Fridays that ended in tears of laughter from this show and nothing else. You are saving lives.

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Space Ice doing God's work

[@MindControlledSheepie]

gotta have it

[@XBladeG]

The Space Ice must flow

[@JohnSyzlack]

Just when you thought Space Ice had run out of Seagal movies, that giant face has another straight-to-DVD up his sleeve.

[@farfaraway4285]

Well, money will not launder themselves 😂

[@SAM-ru4vx]

Just when you thought Redbox went out of business. Here's another 20 Steven Seagal movies.

[@feraltaco4783]

True. 🤣 🤣 🤣 ​@@farfaraway4285

[@SaladofStones]

it was a tv show u hack

[@keithriley6597]

Is that a good thing? Space Ice is awesome no matter what.

[@thefallensoul9945]

"This girl stalking me!" "F*** YOU!" 😂😂😂😂

[@immortalsaiyan9074]

It was so random i almost died laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@kchussle205]

💀💀💀

[@The_ZeroLine]

I also died laughing more than I should have. Speaking of, I heard Seagal’s slave, I mean “PA,” always carries a defibrillator around like SS is Dick Cheney or some 💩. I wonder if she’s even been trained on how to use it or if she’d be stupid enough to actually revive him.

[@tzovlask]

he knows just what to say haha

[@bengsynthmusic]

This blood pressure creepin on me

[@kuddenchristo]

You can laugh all you want at Seagal, but at least every one of his films is a mega-blockbuster hit movie where he shows the world something!

[@brentwalker8596]

He's that creepy guy wearing a trench coat and flashing little girls. He shows us way too much.

[@sparthyslaysstuff2405]

He shows the world Vladimir Putin picks the worst people as friends.

[@dcdou7967]

Shows the world how to cringe and stop the movie

[@wesw9586]

But nobody gives a shit about any of this! 😂

[@megatronn194]

And it's never mentioned again!😆😆😆

[@charliekk3377]

I like how Segal is supposed to be a cop. He doesn't yell freeze or anything he just blows the guy away with a shotgun.

[@feraltaco4783]

I don't think he's ever actually announced himself in this show. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

It is based in seattle...

[@samholdsworth420]

He shot one guy with a shotgun then switched to a pistol for some reason 😂

[@siegfriedmordrake3229]

He thinks he's dirty Harry only so much dirtier

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I mean, failing to follow procedure IS pretty on brand for cops, so...hate to say it, but Seagal isn't too far from the norm on that one.

[@TheAwsomeuser]

Holy shit 4 Steven Seagull movies in a row Dude is watching crap fr our entertainment instead of hanging out with JCVD in Thailand We dont deserve u Space Ice

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Like a bodhisattva, he turned from Nirvana to teach us all how we may become closer to Van Damme (move to Thailand and dance with splits)

[@moviewolverine89]

A Sheriff's office slaughtering a warehouse full of the wrong(innocent) people and then passing it off as "We found it like this" is some next level wild.

[@Oonagh72]

“Firing on all cylinder….” 😂😂😂

[@F40PH-2CAT]

"Dead Hookers And Roseanne" was the tentative title of Seagal's third album.

[@thefallensoul9945]

*cue the harmonic* 😂😂😂😂

[@feraltaco4783]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

1. Dead Hookers and Roseanne is a tautology. 2. For ShiFu Seagal it doesn't matter if the hookers are dead as long as they are still warm and underage.

[@PosranaRegistrace]

Is it the album where opening song is "Roseanne's punani"?

[@feraltaco4783]

@@PosranaRegistrace really could have done without ever hearing that.

[@Awwscrewit]

I've figured it out. As Seagal gets fatter he hires skinnier and skinnier actresses to balance out BMI on screen.

[@ondrejsedlak4935]

Five movies from now, the actresses will need to be CGI skeletons.

[@mroctober3657]

Kinda like how auto companies will have a line of EV's to make overall company emissions standards.

[@dcdou7967]

OMG! Exc observation dawg! We'll never see a fleshy bootylicious girl there, it'd make Seagal look fatter or obssesed with extra pounds

[@Panzer_Runner]

DEI quota became BMI quota 😂😂😂

[@wesw9586]

The skinny stunt doubles leave him more food in craft services 😂

[@Primatron]

Seagal playing the guitar was the biggest crime in the whole movie.

[@T0tenkampf]

Waste of a good goldie

[@elcaminantederosenheim6106]

Y eso que no hablamos de los conciertos con su banda de blues o algo asi.

[@luckynhlanhlatshabalala2475]

This is how I enjoy Seagal's movies.

[@feraltaco4783]

It's the only way. 😂😂😂

[@classic.cameras]

Steven Seagal is so bad, that the Head Sea Gull at the dump called a press conference to make clear "This Seagal does not represent us, we have higher standards".

[@The_ZeroLine]

They may eat trash. But it’s never this rotten.

[@bethanyh1637]

Not Mine Not Mine Not Mine

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ceceliamarble1673]

What's funny is how Seagal flinches every time he fires his weapon, but if you look back at Terminator 2, Robert Patrick NEVER flinched when firing his guns... and the weapons he used were far more powerful. But then again, Robert Patrick is a badass, so... yeah.

[@feraltaco4783]

You can't compare them. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@keithriley6597]

I know right? On his cop show, he claims to be a "master shooter" extra funny since he can't even hold a gun properly.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Point Robert Patrick. Round 2 : The better runner.

[@eyn85]

Well he had to put extra effort since T-1000 is an ice cold killer with no expressions

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

Seagal holding an Uzi "this is a .45"

[@1FokkerAce]

“Gunfight at the Golden Corral”. 😂😂💀

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

Seagal: "Make fun of my running, will ya? Fine, in this movie I will do all my running off-screen and dammit, I am lightning fast.. easily beating people half my age AND half my weight"

[@mms5354]

Space Ice drop = Weekend off to a great start. We will never run out of Seagal material

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"And it never comes up again" That's the case with so many Seagal movies

[@PosranaRegistrace]

Maybe it is a masterpiece riddle, just like some killers are leaving hints about them, because deep inside they want to be caught. If you cut all the stuff that seemingly does not belong into his movies and place it side by side, you will get the best action movie in the world!🤔

[@igortolstov487]

Y’all just not sophisticated enough to understand Seagal movies

[@jari-0815]

to avoid PTSD from killing innocent civilians, a Seagal closes his eyes while shooting

[@alexprost7505]

then playing on guitar))

[@Isaac-muntz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sovietduga9747]

Lol

[@john_blues]

@09:37 SpaceIce switched the knife with a spark plug. 🤣🤣🤣

[@wesw9586]

It wasn't the ass knife was it? 😂

[@KaijinD]

3:21 "Dead Stripper Afterglow," aside from being a fantastic name for a rock band, also made me spit out my drink Also, I know it's my fault for trying to follow or divine a plot from a Seagal movie, but when did this become about hostages and not dead strippers? The plot and characters and motivations just...changed. You are doing thankless work Space Ice

[@voidofhope6259]

That is the perfect name for a death metal band

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

Schrödinger's strippers

[@nearvanaman]

It's the "fuck YOU" that gets me every time.

[@A_Clark]

"Once you get locked into a serious Seattle stock footage addiction, the tendency is to push it as far as the limit." Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

[@mattbergseid9196]

Fear and Loathing in the Pacific Northwest.....

[@StolenBandaid]

In Hunter S We Trust

[@travisdean8794]

Big Papa Pillsbury never disappoints. The gift that keeps on giving.

[@jaimeortega4940]

Even Seagal had to laugh at his line of "Man dis girls stawkin' me man!" To which I'd reply 'Well that's not a woman."

[@V3lkyn]

Any Movie: *Bad guy trying to flee from the hero* Seagal Movie: *Bad guy trying to flee towards Seagal*

[@FirstNameLastName-ib3cp]

I can't believe you continue to make/show these videos after Seagal snatched our birthdays.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Every one.

[@alemswazzu]

This is my first Space Ice Friday. What a glorious way to end the week. I just wish they were longer, I've run out of the back-catalog.

[@Ben-bg2lp]

I love you for giving us this on Fridays.

[@skellygirlx]

Oh my God, they really had to cut away to a stunt double for a shot of Seagull lifting his leg 0:42

[@TheWaterdog6]

How has this man made so many movies someone can make a career just reviewing one of them a month for the rest of his life?

[@m3talentagency680]

- You have emphysema? - The reason I didn't told you was because... Oh, my God! Nobody effing cares!

[@pbbbht]

"firing on all cylinder" had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@valdivia1234567]

Stock footage of Seattle. Filmed in Tblisi and Bucarest.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Yeah, I saw the 405 exchange in lynnwood for a sec

[@darkrider962]

Surprised it wasn't filmed in Vancouver like pretty much every movie/show set in Seattle ever LOL!

[@II-ei4rk]

Seagals "old switcheroo" brilliant! He definitely thought he looked like John Wick in that scene

[@JiffyBiff]

"....while she's vomiting" spat out my drink

[@JoshuaScott-i8l]

Sorry I missed you last week Space Ice! Had to see a man about some spark plugs...

[@mimzy4319]

What are you up to with those plugs?

[@samholdsworth420]

I got a few spark plugs in my inventory

[@JoshuaScott-i8l]

@@samholdsworth420 I'll take what ya got, but I've already given my tithes to our Lord and Savior, the Magnificent, the Glorious, the Mulleted, SPACE ICE!!!

[@JoshuaScott-i8l]

May he reign forever and ever, amen 🙏

[@samholdsworth420]

@@JoshuaScott-i8l That's all I got...for now

[@jc1762]

"His hot loads always the give the girls ecstasy"...😂😂😂 Still cracking up lmao

[@thehistoryvideogameandgame4730]

Just so everyone knows, This show ran for 26 Episodes, Meaning there are 13 Movies he made We’re on the third

[@toweypat]

Sweet!

[@SpectreRyder]

Oh poor Space Ice.10 more? He does it for us though.

[@StolenBandaid]

In Space Ice We Trust

[@fightmanx]

Seagal is truly a great cop sitting down and not moving while trying to solve a case!

[@nota8386]

I think I've only ever seen half of a Steven Seagall film in real life but I'm addicted to these videos...and his wig.

[@MotoVio]

2:30 *"For the love of god, do something". I'm dead* 😅😅😅

[@dcdou7967]

Fuuunnnyyy😂😅

[@nanucit]

Steven Seagull throwing in his heavyweight performance 🫄

[@stormsigma]

"Who's the extra body" "Oh, that's just don't fucking worry about it" is FIRE. LMAOOO

[@wojciech_leszczynski]

The reason why Lord Steven Seagal is the world's first cause of death is because he has to compensate for his influence on the world's birth rate.

[@Mechveteran011]

Holy shit yes, a new Space Ice video and I'm off today! This Friday gets better and better, not even Seagull's awful movies can ruin it

[@The13thRonin]

"So that's why she's not moving or breathing!" Me: *Starts choking on coffee.* *Attempts to not die while Space Ice continues*

[@ser6Ijvolk]

Who else got that reference to that one Seagal car chase where his car changes license plates every other cut?

[@arthurb6200]

I’ve been on a Space Ice binge this week, rewatching all the episodes for the 3rd time, and a NEW one drops! Absolutely made my whole weekend!

[@raphaeluchiha3142]

9:49 he said "and shows off his new language" lmfao 💀💀💀

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

I have a feeling that isn't his real hair lol

[@feraltaco4783]

Trump's rug looks better. 😂😂😂

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Triangular hair plugs are totally normal. You can offset 2 and make a tetrahedron.

[@machinedieselx4767]

@@Ta2dwitetrash His hairline is in a feud with his eyebrows. Its advancing toward them in a triangular attack formation.

[@1973vanguard]

"Doesn't mean his fake cop senses aren't firing on all 'cylinder'"🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Teh69thSpartan]

At this point i'm convinced Seagal's movies are glorified fanfictions.

[@Nobunaga4]

They always have been

[@feraltaco4783]

His characters are the ultimate male version of Mary Sue.

[@plumer56]

They are literally made to launder money for the cartels lol

[@thereviewer3862]

Gary Sue

[@PantsofVance]

It’s Seagull’s fanfiction. It’s complete fiction and he is his only fan.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed seagal's custom "fat guy body armor" that he wears in half of his movies to hide his fat gut. In fact, if he put as much effort into his scripts as he did hiding his fat gut and multiple chins, they would... probably still suck.

[@abhishekrao1525]

1:57 A crime scene analyst should probably know that rigor mortis can set in 1-6 hours after death. But this is a Seagal movie, so maybe logic and science are optional.

[@phoenixofailingsun]

@SpaceIce you do good work informing us on such horrible works to avoid.

[@gregjaro-mk7zs]

1:03 IS THAT AIKIDO SCENE YOU LOOKED FOR? LOL! 🥋🎞️🎬🎥🤣

[@maxthepaladin2147]

The spark plug running joke is quite underrated imo xD

[@daleupthegrove6396]

"Shootout at the O.K. Golden Corral." A great title for Seagal's next movie.

[@tshepison8907]

I can’t believe there’s more movies omg. I love this series but how many more movies is there 😩 I hope it never ends.

[@1984Phalanx]

Man, you roast Seagal better than anyone, and I've been watching Seagal roasts since MadTv did it in the 90s!

[@JynxedKoma]

Oh my gods...those muzzle flashes definitely did not age well.

[@MaesterMike]

9:37 I love the running gag of spark plugs in your videos.

[@bagginsthemighty]

3:28 firing on all cylinder. Singular. God damn brilliant sir.

[@DH-ss4kk]

A terrifying thought, what if all of those people who appear in Seagal movies start acting like Seagal in the other movies they are in?

[@miguelfrosales01]

Space Ice will never run out of videos, Seagal just produces stuff faster than it can be reviewed

[@notsafeforchurch]

3:26 Firing on all cylinder... I'm dead...

[@Bernie_tube]

I only came into the comments to put the exact same comment. This fucking channel is the best entertainment on KZbin… Next to the Harland Highway podcast

[@KingKaLeek]

@SpaceIce thank you for uploading these hilarious videos to cure my week of adulting, responsibilities, and depression 😂 but seriously keep up the good work!!

[@JerichosFishStand]

The ZF-1 replay reference is the kind of quality deep cut that keeps Space Ice in S-Tier.

[@tysonlaplante3957]

i love this channel so much.

[@youlikeitiloveit3747]

I’m so happy there are 26 episodes of this show. That should make for 26x more Space Ice!!!

[@ryanbarker5217]

i like how in the first few seconds there's a woman running forward with a sub-machine gun just blazing away in a ridiculous mag dump yet not a single shell is extracted from the gun.

[@dreamersdisease2481]

Popping a edible Wait for it to kick in and then watch another space ice video on Steven seagal

[@sapphail2410]

You would think Seagal had used guns in enough of his movies not to STILL flinch every time he fires one

[@mothman-jz8ug]

FAVORITE PART: @0:30, our acrobat wannabe come out the window, dressed in black except for his white shoes. Then, @0:35 he runs out the gate, dressed the same. Finally, @0:37 he is being chased down the street, having changed into his black shoes. He must have experienced a blowout in his white boys, which cost him a 2 second head start in the foot chase.

[@safari.3d887]

Space Ice upload, what a time to be alive

[@RealityDysfunction85]

This TV series and the subsequent Space Ice videos are a massive highlight in my week. "His fake cop senses firing on all CYLINDER!" - fuck me I spat out my morning whiskey...

[@MitchMeetings]

The "okay whatever" is so perfect. Like yeah okay whatever the F you think is going on is going on and we are all definitely following along

[@Spraybottle521]

Exactly what I love to wake up from my shower nap too

[@ickatabg]

At this stage, Seagal is making movies to get some Space Ice prime time

[@ShelleyLevyMusic]

That emphysema scene felt and looked exactly like Lisa’s mom from “the room” telling her “it’s definitely cancer” out of no where

[@AlencarFaulkner]

This might could be the worst movie ever.

[@giantsfan185]

3:54 the hot loads joke was hilarious 😂😂

[@richardmccandless2223]

Space Ice you have brought me a lot of joy. Thank you!

[@messertl]

Seagal's contract requires each of his chins gets a screen credit

[@projectangryman]

After surviving a traumatic zombie apocalypse Jill valentine decided to end her life after hearing about the existence of Steven seagal. 1:33

[@brickjawns]

Seagal has the mysterious Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers super power of never running but always catching up to everyone

[@A0A4ful]

Thank God It's Seagal Friday...!

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Lol because I watched this, KZbin thought it would recommend Seagal's Dangerous Man, and they had the gaul to want me to pay for it lol

[@elgeno777]

It’s officially the weekend when Space Ice drops a banger ❤️

[@grahamwalden2867]

Can we get some reviews of his cop reality show? I love this channel so much

[@blacksheep9505]

"It's a routine overdose homicide can handle it" makes me say what? what?.

[@bmo14lax]

I'm really glad That you're able to walk buy so many $0.99 bargain bins that you can get these movies out and reviewed for us. Thank you space ice. Your videos always make my day better

[@somaraisan]

That's what you get for bedazzling your jeans into a chandelier!

[@jasonjones7461]

Omg I can't believe there is a "black market license plate" subplot in THIS movie but not the Seagal movie where the prop cars all share one license plate that keeps moving to different cars throughout the movie. 😂

[@dix0n778]

Fridays have been better since I discovered Space Ice.

[@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms]

Jesus, they're getting even funnier!

[@QueenSereda]

SpaceIce- These videos never get old thank you very much😁😂🤣

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

3:12 that guy is in the opening of Deadpool 1