If Santa Was ASIAN

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Steven He

Steven He

Күн бұрын

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@kenohki3492
@kenohki3492 10 ай бұрын
"That's because they make the toys." "He has talent! You have dandruff!" Thanks for the laughs to start my day! Good stuff as always!
@mixs0269
@mixs0269 10 ай бұрын
top notch writing
@plektosgaming
@plektosgaming 10 ай бұрын
OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.
@somerandomanonymousnpc
@somerandomanonymousnpc 10 ай бұрын
reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line
@clarisamagdaleno8548
@clarisamagdaleno8548 10 ай бұрын
Yes. I agree.
@opfreakx
@opfreakx 10 ай бұрын
the toy joke killed.
@I4n_Sc4nlon
@I4n_Sc4nlon 10 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa.” “That’s because they make the toys.” 💀
@metalhead_girl06
@metalhead_girl06 10 ай бұрын
💀💀
@dsheartnd
@dsheartnd 10 ай бұрын
Elves = Child Labor… Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.
@realWWdude546
@realWWdude546 10 ай бұрын
Friendly fire💀
@shumbuk4383
@shumbuk4383 10 ай бұрын
Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'
@toespic
@toespic 10 ай бұрын
ain't that factory workers?!?
@MoonWielder
@MoonWielder 10 ай бұрын
Asian Santa treating his letter like a school assignment had me in stitches 🤣
@nobodynotyourbusiness673
@nobodynotyourbusiness673 10 ай бұрын
imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things
@mandragor85
@mandragor85 10 ай бұрын
@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD
@LawfulBased
@LawfulBased 10 ай бұрын
And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆 So funny yet so dark.
@bricktasticanimations4834
@bricktasticanimations4834 10 ай бұрын
@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.
@Noone129
@Noone129 10 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”
@spencer7404
@spencer7404 10 ай бұрын
If Santa was Asian, he would leave you presents full of homework.
@TrenchMan93
@TrenchMan93 4 ай бұрын
And a list of how you failed him.
@battleformixedisland648
@battleformixedisland648 4 ай бұрын
and your latest math test
@jinping666
@jinping666 4 күн бұрын
《五年高考三年模拟》
@scarrdburn7930
@scarrdburn7930 10 ай бұрын
"I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa" "That because they make the toys!" I laughed WAY harder than I should have
@minigol91
@minigol91 10 ай бұрын
I know😂😂😂
@jonathanlewis6146
@jonathanlewis6146 10 ай бұрын
I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣
@artsmore8364
@artsmore8364 10 ай бұрын
Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!
@starflyer3219
@starflyer3219 10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@KateIsCool-WCF
@KateIsCool-WCF 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie. We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.
@Keilsyar
@Keilsyar 10 ай бұрын
Worth it.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
@@Keilsyaragreed
@seoeunyoon
@seoeunyoon 10 ай бұрын
classic asian struggles.
@lilbatz
@lilbatz 10 ай бұрын
Good call. That was hysterical
@Rengoku12320
@Rengoku12320 10 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 10 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned that Asian Santa eats cookies with chopsticks 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
you eat them differently?!
@p-__
@p-__ 10 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@scrapykat3028
@scrapykat3028 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe😂😂😂
@gony3864
@gony3864 10 ай бұрын
Idk man seems pretty normal to me
@stereotypicaldragon5515
@stereotypicaldragon5515 10 ай бұрын
he's just iconic like that
@SophiaBrown-o9b
@SophiaBrown-o9b 10 ай бұрын
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.
@love_shrek_firelord
@love_shrek_firelord 8 ай бұрын
uhh thats what he said..
@SongofIceandTea
@SongofIceandTea 10 ай бұрын
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂
@nicholaslau3194
@nicholaslau3194 10 ай бұрын
Grow up and be an actor : Bad Grow up and be two actors : Good
@ClinttheGreat
@ClinttheGreat 10 ай бұрын
@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.
@LTMdudeplays
@LTMdudeplays 10 ай бұрын
No bro, there twins (its a scam
@jonlaguerre3163
@jonlaguerre3163 10 ай бұрын
Can you do , if Santa was Māori?
@mphuong002
@mphuong002 10 ай бұрын
Ok but as a finance student that's some solid financial advice from Santa 😂😂😂
@gehlesen559
@gehlesen559 10 ай бұрын
Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".
@anonygent
@anonygent 10 ай бұрын
Right? I was actually impressed.
@anonygent
@anonygent 10 ай бұрын
@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.
@AnalogWolf
@AnalogWolf 10 ай бұрын
Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.
@gehlesen559
@gehlesen559 10 ай бұрын
@fdhgbjsk you aware though, that within those funds they won't be paying tax on revenue or when they buy/sell? And no, even effectively ~5%-6% per year for 40+ years are better than +20% once in a decade.
@martini9014
@martini9014 10 ай бұрын
"He was born, made his first million on his way home from the hospital" is such a good line I can't lie
@eidoneverchoosen1171
@eidoneverchoosen1171 10 ай бұрын
I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.
@Mynameishassan0
@Mynameishassan0 10 ай бұрын
Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30
@marygillmeister6013
@marygillmeister6013 10 ай бұрын
Timmy rules 😂
@ocalaskyhigh
@ocalaskyhigh 10 ай бұрын
I think that was the best line in the whole thing.
@JonDotExe
@JonDotExe 10 ай бұрын
I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣
@dukedenning
@dukedenning 10 ай бұрын
I lost it when he use chopsticks to eat cookies LMAO His chopstick skill is A+
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not. I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong
@ramsescampollo2506
@ramsescampollo2506 10 ай бұрын
Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence
@mohammedagdid
@mohammedagdid 10 ай бұрын
how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE
@oofmastergamingyt
@oofmastergamingyt 10 ай бұрын
ya mother
@mahdi7650
@mahdi7650 10 ай бұрын
2 replies?
@DravenGal
@DravenGal 10 ай бұрын
It happens to the best of us!
@TheKz262
@TheKz262 10 ай бұрын
I love how Santa has the entire year to go to the doctor yet had the appointment on the only work day he has 😂
@carolb3122
@carolb3122 10 ай бұрын
Smart Santa 365 days off a year!
@EliSkylander
@EliSkylander 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like my company CFO.
@FayeDragon
@FayeDragon 10 ай бұрын
I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂
@anonymoususer188
@anonymoususer188 10 ай бұрын
You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.
@clarkkent1473
@clarkkent1473 10 ай бұрын
​@@anonymoususer188😂
@thebeesknies
@thebeesknies 10 ай бұрын
Imagine Santa hooks you up with a guy to fix your chimney lol
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
we're handy
@melaniekieu4923
@melaniekieu4923 10 ай бұрын
Fr 😂😂😂
@aced_pomachu1
@aced_pomachu1 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?
@Hamburger....
@Hamburger.... 10 ай бұрын
LOL😂
@Moment_in_Time
@Moment_in_Time 10 ай бұрын
Obviously for his daily job
@ebenezersureshworkaccount8947
@ebenezersureshworkaccount8947 8 ай бұрын
Love how he actually incorporated sharing useful information about retirement and stocks
@jamiejungie4210
@jamiejungie4210 10 ай бұрын
“You work 40 years in a job you hate, so you will have enough money to do the things you love” 😅That’s so correct!
@akofofficial
@akofofficial 10 ай бұрын
andrew tAte
@human-wo7pk
@human-wo7pk 10 ай бұрын
real
@liasonlee1248
@liasonlee1248 10 ай бұрын
"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"
@RabbitOfAutumn
@RabbitOfAutumn 10 ай бұрын
Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....
@hiddendrifts
@hiddendrifts 10 ай бұрын
@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger< you could A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy or B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks
@timeodaneosetdona
@timeodaneosetdona 10 ай бұрын
I love Santa removing his shoes before delivering the “gifts”…
@cmaven4762
@cmaven4762 10 ай бұрын
Only missing the guest slippers 😂
@eqwertysh
@eqwertysh 10 ай бұрын
Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...
@adman7110
@adman7110 10 ай бұрын
Waabaaakii
@spicegirllol6244
@spicegirllol6244 10 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!” Got me rolling💀💀💀💀
@de_aquila
@de_aquila 10 ай бұрын
Me "two" honestly.
@Nilb3rt_11
@Nilb3rt_11 10 ай бұрын
@@de_aquila please no
@R0S3S-fr4xt
@R0S3S-fr4xt 8 ай бұрын
“It’s still daytime outside” “I always come to work early” Best quotes ever 😂
@noobtheannihilator8728
@noobtheannihilator8728 10 ай бұрын
"Give up your dreams, ... study hard, ... go be an engineer, ... and you can thank me later, okay?" part is a nice advice to all Asians in my opinion.
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 10 ай бұрын
“Give up your dreams” “Go be an engineer” Contradiction!
@mszuala
@mszuala 10 ай бұрын
What if my dream is to become an engineer?
@mr.paperbag771
@mr.paperbag771 10 ай бұрын
@@mszuala Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition. That is the way!
@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j 10 ай бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 10 ай бұрын
@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.
@StormDjinn1
@StormDjinn1 10 ай бұрын
As an accountant, I do have to say that all the advice given starting around 2:20 is spot on 🤣🤣
@ValleyOakPaper
@ValleyOakPaper 10 ай бұрын
Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.
@libbyannbest1723
@libbyannbest1723 10 ай бұрын
​@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?
@Broockle
@Broockle 10 ай бұрын
You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅 Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?
@timmiller1
@timmiller1 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.
@ValleyOakPaper
@ValleyOakPaper 10 ай бұрын
@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.
@Reign_Of_Ice
@Reign_Of_Ice 10 ай бұрын
Lucky Steven. Asian Santa is so nice. I wish I could get a stable job for Christmas.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
that's not a bad gift at all
@greenspitfire17
@greenspitfire17 10 ай бұрын
Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts
@ahumanmerelybeing
@ahumanmerelybeing 10 ай бұрын
​@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.
@glascykel42
@glascykel42 10 ай бұрын
Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?
@SpiceAndFox
@SpiceAndFox 10 ай бұрын
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!" Chronicles 1:69 STFU
@aloysiusmaina2625
@aloysiusmaina2625 10 ай бұрын
"The Asian kids make the toys," 😂 "You have dandruff!" 😅 Another stellar offering, Steven.
@Smokie_666
@Smokie_666 10 ай бұрын
Nothing like being a good boy all year and still getting "failure and disappointment" wrapped tightly with a bow
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage
@SuperSolshy
@SuperSolshy 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe and Beijing corn
@alientaker9
@alientaker9 10 ай бұрын
he's gotta taste the failure​@@SuperSolshy
@NJDJ1986
@NJDJ1986 10 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHeha! Good one!
@johnflorio3576
@johnflorio3576 10 ай бұрын
This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…
@aesthetic_weirdo100
@aesthetic_weirdo100 10 ай бұрын
"Made his first million dollars on his way from the hospital" lmao this made me laugh too hard
@markcoles6861
@markcoles6861 7 ай бұрын
Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃
@Mrbannanatoes
@Mrbannanatoes 5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I puked 😂😂😂
@rania3953
@rania3953 10 ай бұрын
I have never been more proud of Santa
@jfj7452
@jfj7452 10 ай бұрын
Proudest ever - I'm Asian I come early.
@TGCPhilip
@TGCPhilip 10 ай бұрын
​@@jfj7452 you do what early
@timereaper4428
@timereaper4428 10 ай бұрын
@@TGCPhilip you heard him he comes early
@jfj7452
@jfj7452 10 ай бұрын
@@timereaper4428 ❤️
@zyantheguy246
@zyantheguy246 10 ай бұрын
I like how it already started Asian Santa crashing into the house, very wise normal asian video.
@MelaninRonin
@MelaninRonin 10 ай бұрын
This needs to be a series every December, thank you Asian Santa, you gave me the courage to work at a Starbucks that doesn't pay me below wages.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
This will absolutely be a series every uear
@416loren
@416loren 10 ай бұрын
A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.
@sukuna7583
@sukuna7583 10 ай бұрын
work at star&bucks instead
@NapalmConsumer
@NapalmConsumer 10 ай бұрын
The fact that the regular santa is called Nick confirms that Steven knows what he's doing. Edit: Holy Quack thats a lot of likes, cheers guys :)
@palmina77italiana
@palmina77italiana 10 ай бұрын
of course he knows what he's doing :)
@shuvodipbarua6001
@shuvodipbarua6001 10 ай бұрын
Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.
@Ming1975
@Ming1975 10 ай бұрын
Isn't santa saint nick?
@LilM-stump
@LilM-stump 10 ай бұрын
The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas
@ButterflySoul.
@ButterflySoul. 10 ай бұрын
@@LilM-stump that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈
@j4yd3nYang
@j4yd3nYang 10 ай бұрын
"It's not even nighttime yet." "I'm Asian. I come to work early." 😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.
@G0at3dLampxx429
@G0at3dLampxx429 10 ай бұрын
The fact the Steven had the shirt that said “failure management” had my dying 😂
@tuengsak
@tuengsak 10 ай бұрын
Most important message in this video - “Time in the market not timing the market” - solid advice right there people. Take this to your heart.
@HyperDominant
@HyperDominant 10 ай бұрын
"Now remember, GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS," made me laugh so hard
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later
@rayhans470
@rayhans470 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@karlfreidrich
@karlfreidrich 10 ай бұрын
-Levi Ackerman
@michaelcrow6943
@michaelcrow6943 10 ай бұрын
@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.
@scepterlit
@scepterlit 10 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” 🎅 “that’s because they make the toys” that was hilarious 🤣
@valerieloehde8774
@valerieloehde8774 15 күн бұрын
I Love how he falls and knocks some of the books down like 3 or 4 times then gets up and neatly and gently puts them back on the shelf
@The_lastQuincy
@The_lastQuincy 10 ай бұрын
3:08 “he has talent! U have dandruff!” Had me choking on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: OMG! 143 LIKES??? HOWWW!?!!
@teddypanda314
@teddypanda314 8 ай бұрын
Correction 274
@betsyfish3623
@betsyfish3623 2 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@teddypanda314erm actually 287 ☝️🤓
@BlossomPrincesss
@BlossomPrincesss 10 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF“ GOT ME CRYING😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Edit: SO MANY LIKES- TYSM✨👏
@julianaaraujo3293
@julianaaraujo3293 10 ай бұрын
As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣
@Ratul_yt777
@Ratul_yt777 10 ай бұрын
​@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀
@dinosharky
@dinosharky 10 ай бұрын
SAME😂😂😂
@jamarkatel1
@jamarkatel1 10 ай бұрын
Same😂
@pehraj7
@pehraj7 8 ай бұрын
Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer
@TreyJam2
@TreyJam2 10 ай бұрын
2:21 Asian Santa gave the best investment advice in 15 seconds: truly wise 🎅
@spacer.vr.
@spacer.vr. 10 ай бұрын
Yes
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
I actually did research for the video
@spacer.vr.
@spacer.vr. 10 ай бұрын
(edited)
@jinanshmehta9859
@jinanshmehta9859 10 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHereally 😂😂
@LoverLore
@LoverLore 10 ай бұрын
I died after seeing the Tesla on the roof and after “I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa?” “That’s because they MaKe ThE ToYs”
@SRLeonido
@SRLeonido 10 ай бұрын
The talent vs dandruff line killed me 😂 3:00
@JohnWhite-Sensei
@JohnWhite-Sensei 10 ай бұрын
How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?
@tkmccloskey
@tkmccloskey 10 ай бұрын
I searched for this comment lol!
@VK_BeautifulLife
@VK_BeautifulLife 10 ай бұрын
"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.
@MaybeItzBrain
@MaybeItzBrain 10 ай бұрын
As a certified professional asian failure, I can confirm that my parents have the same reaction as santa when I tell them I want a gaming laptpop.
@Brandon-p9k
@Brandon-p9k 4 ай бұрын
197 likes with no replies let me fix that
@Nerdguy0
@Nerdguy0 2 ай бұрын
It's 215 now
@Roblox_Gacha2014
@Roblox_Gacha2014 4 ай бұрын
HE HAS TALENT, U HAVE DANDRUFF REALLY GOT ME 😂😂😂😂❤
@aaronanderson3621
@aaronanderson3621 10 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” “That’s because they make the toys”
@JungkooksEnglishIsSoCuteWaAh
@JungkooksEnglishIsSoCuteWaAh 10 ай бұрын
💀
@sigh08
@sigh08 10 ай бұрын
🤦🏾‍♀️
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild
@animeboy200p2
@animeboy200p2 10 ай бұрын
​@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan
@zz3410
@zz3410 10 ай бұрын
the best joke in the vid
@judayers8776
@judayers8776 10 ай бұрын
The fact that steven is wearing a shirt that says failure management had me dyin😂
@joonglegamer9898
@joonglegamer9898 10 ай бұрын
I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.
@Danihacs
@Danihacs 10 ай бұрын
Bro you NEED to make this an yearly thing where Santa continues the story 😂😂😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
YES. yes I do
@bonbonsucree6670
@bonbonsucree6670 10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)
@ThinWhiteAxe
@ThinWhiteAxe 10 ай бұрын
YES
@ItWasHarrietTubman
@ItWasHarrietTubman 10 ай бұрын
PRECISELY
@EatTheMarxists
@EatTheMarxists 10 ай бұрын
Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!
@ismailmashhadani6377
@ismailmashhadani6377 Ай бұрын
“PS4 with Spider-Man 2, wrong” The fact Spider-Man 2 is a PS5 exclusive makes this even funnier. 😂
@gerardroll6468
@gerardroll6468 10 ай бұрын
“Dad” was more believable as Santa Claus than old Saint Nick himself ✌️😆 The “he has talent… You have dandruff” line slayed me ✋️😆
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
I do actually have dandruf.
@gerardroll6468
@gerardroll6468 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺
@VideoGamerTopia
@VideoGamerTopia 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@violentwhite0
@violentwhite0 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeW dandruff
@kingace6186
@kingace6186 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."
@westfieldplayz
@westfieldplayz 10 ай бұрын
2:55 “Hallo, Beijing Embassy! This kid aspires to be homeless.” That got me rolling. 😂😂
@katiegolias4481
@katiegolias4481 10 ай бұрын
"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂
@NotMutiplied
@NotMutiplied 25 күн бұрын
santa : ok here de account book la. steven : yknow what im not celebrating christmas.
@IarwainBenAdar
@IarwainBenAdar 10 ай бұрын
"Give up your dreams, study hard, go be an engineer"-- Jordan Peterson level wisdom right there
@henrietta2443
@henrietta2443 10 ай бұрын
I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂
@squidulu
@squidulu 10 ай бұрын
"He has talent, you have dandruff!" Most awesome line
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
I do. sadly.
@SonicGaming6
@SonicGaming6 10 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHesame :/
@VideoGamerTopia
@VideoGamerTopia 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@sanattudu3355
@sanattudu3355 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I haven't🗿
@bartnye
@bartnye 10 ай бұрын
New meme detected
@persona5305
@persona5305 10 ай бұрын
never ever disappoints!! steven's humor script is unmatched 😆
@BluriXNightcore
@BluriXNightcore 10 ай бұрын
I'm Asian, and I can confirm that Santa comes to our house exactly like this.
@Thaddeus-c4d
@Thaddeus-c4d 10 ай бұрын
With his amazing Tesla driving skills
@jeremychaffin3733
@jeremychaffin3733 10 ай бұрын
"Nick only works one day out of the year, lazy bastard." Havent burst out laughing in a while. That shouldve been in the main skit!!!! 😂😂😂
@chrisneedhamc3
@chrisneedhamc3 10 ай бұрын
"He has talent; you have dandruff." Gold, mate. Well done, Steve. Merry Christmas!
@analou3357
@analou3357 8 ай бұрын
That line 😂😂 I almost passed out
@rodney_93
@rodney_93 10 ай бұрын
Timmy’s first hour on earth: 1) born in hospital 2) made 1 million dollars 3) arrived home Timmy is Legend! 🤣
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams 10 ай бұрын
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" is my new favorite quote that I will start using in real life 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams 10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.
@whatthebrickchannel
@whatthebrickchannel 10 ай бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to respect that Steven is so committed that even though it’s obvious in the bloopers he knows he’s being ridiculous he still actually finishes and posts these videos? And the world is better for it
@timw8398
@timw8398 10 ай бұрын
Indeed!!
@lizjo7213
@lizjo7213 10 ай бұрын
So true...
@maxschofield6096
@maxschofield6096 10 ай бұрын
This may all be to make us laugh, but Asian Santa is providing us with some quality, free investment advice.
@cindykap
@cindykap 10 ай бұрын
I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.
@kerigordon2092
@kerigordon2092 19 күн бұрын
“He has talent! You have dandruff!” I don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but I watched the video twice just for that line 😂😂😂
@laurenw.8178
@laurenw.8178 10 ай бұрын
Steven’s facial expressions when Asian Santa insults him are everything 😂
@rzero21
@rzero21 10 ай бұрын
0:47 That was brutal hahahahahaha
@Ha77778
@Ha77778 10 ай бұрын
Dark
@militarymaster5989
@militarymaster5989 10 ай бұрын
2:01 " I almost called Beijing Embassy " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@metriacantho
@metriacantho 10 ай бұрын
bro i love how the naughty list was just different ways to describe steven💀
@fuzzysstuff9888
@fuzzysstuff9888 7 ай бұрын
Does that mean Asian Santa only has TWO KIDS to visit this year?
@metriacantho
@metriacantho 7 ай бұрын
@@fuzzysstuff9888 I think he just has everyone on the naughty list so instead of going to every kid he just went to the dumbest
@ashutosh004
@ashutosh004 10 ай бұрын
"He has TALENT, you have DANDRUFF" I am still not over it 🤣🤣🤣
@stevejohn7459
@stevejohn7459 10 ай бұрын
1:40
@UnstableYT-u7k
@UnstableYT-u7k 10 ай бұрын
If Santa was Asian then his parents would’ve told him countless stories of how they had no sled and reindeers and had to walk from the North Pole to every child’s house to deliver their presents. And back in the day the children never left them milk and cookies, all they left for them was cold water.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
ahhh that's good
@firekrys
@firekrys 10 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha!!! nice!
@Spyalwayswins
@Spyalwayswins 10 ай бұрын
That’s a really funny idea
@sweetnsourking6369
@sweetnsourking6369 10 ай бұрын
Eating cookies w/ chopsticks is like drinking water with a fork. It can be done, but it shouldn't
@p-__
@p-__ 10 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
HAAAA
@erastal
@erastal 10 ай бұрын
nah, its highly efficient and keep clean hands, i love eating chips with chopsticks
@sweetnsourking6369
@sweetnsourking6369 10 ай бұрын
@@erastal 💀
@voidfroze
@voidfroze 10 ай бұрын
@@erastalI hate the fact that that actually makes sense
@KristinaBlabla
@KristinaBlabla 10 ай бұрын
burst out laughing while on a tram, the store and the gym because I remembered parts of this video🤣🤣🤣 people looked at me like a weirdo xD but it's the best metrics for how hilarious something is 🤣(the "works 1 day a year, lazy bastard" still gets me every time I see something Santa related 🤣 this is one of your best videos, great job!
@Bloody_Ingenious
@Bloody_Ingenious 10 ай бұрын
1:36 "Unemployed Starter Pack"🥴
@pbabyfly
@pbabyfly 10 ай бұрын
As an Asian Peruvian, the Kumon subscription had me breaking up in laughs and tears at the same time 😂😂😂
@FurtiveSkeptical
@FurtiveSkeptical 10 ай бұрын
Asian Santa or not Steven, you DO spread the joy of the season every time. Thanks sincerely for being a great remedy for 'emotional damage' 👏🎉🍾✌
@ferwend719
@ferwend719 3 ай бұрын
0:42 LMAOO THE TESLAA
@bransag23
@bransag23 10 ай бұрын
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" Had me absolutely DYing😂😂😂
@lilchonc5688
@lilchonc5688 10 ай бұрын
3:50 "He only wuks one day a yeah.📆 Lazy bastad🙄"
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt 10 ай бұрын
3:07 He has talent! You have dandruff! 😂😂😂 Edit: I just wanna thank y'all for 33 likes omg!
@Dinoco400Studios
@Dinoco400Studios 10 ай бұрын
You got (19)45 likes
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt 10 ай бұрын
@@Dinoco400Studios what
@Dinoco400Studios
@Dinoco400Studios 10 ай бұрын
@@Yourlawyer-rf7mt you have 45 likes
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt 10 ай бұрын
@@Dinoco400Studiosnah nvm I understand 💀💀
@AndrewW-x2u
@AndrewW-x2u Ай бұрын
" He has talent, you have dandruff." got me laughing so hard!!!! LMAO!!!! 🤣
@jajajasputin8927
@jajajasputin8927 10 ай бұрын
"He has talent, you have dandruff" is murderous lmao
@mamapetillo8675
@mamapetillo8675 10 ай бұрын
I love his laugh! You can tell that he’s enjoying himself. It’s catching
@CHAD-sc1ek
@CHAD-sc1ek 10 ай бұрын
3:08 he has talent and u have dandruff had me rolling on the floor😂😂
@neelamsunder4953
@neelamsunder4953 4 ай бұрын
'He has talent, you have dandruff' had me dying 💀
@dimemainit
@dimemainit 10 ай бұрын
1:09 haiyaa
@onerva0001
@onerva0001 10 ай бұрын
This was hilarious! However, as a knitter I was a little distracted when I noticed the stash of yarn in the backround 😂
@mjenn5018
@mjenn5018 10 ай бұрын
I agree! Love his skits, but who is the knitter on the team?
@HMelitaH
@HMelitaH 10 ай бұрын
Same! 😂
@leticiawallace5939
@leticiawallace5939 10 ай бұрын
Me tooooo!!!
@ikeshia1981
@ikeshia1981 10 ай бұрын
ME TOOOOOO! 🤣🤣🤣
@beverlywilliams7278
@beverlywilliams7278 10 ай бұрын
For real!! 😂
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 10 ай бұрын
1:04 Megan putting different numbers in the Failure list but they're all Steven... Love it 😂
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 10 ай бұрын
Yes 🤌
@lucasprestes
@lucasprestes 10 ай бұрын
And you know it was Megan because one of the entries said "my boss"
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 10 ай бұрын
@@lucasprestes HAHA yeah 😂
@justan_arctic_fox
@justan_arctic_fox 9 ай бұрын
"I though asian kids didnt believe in Santa..." "Oh thats cuz they make the toys" - Asian Santa
@grannybee
@grannybee 10 ай бұрын
We all need an Asian Santa ❤
@thisarchanabahuguna
@thisarchanabahuguna 10 ай бұрын
Instead of gifts he’ll gift kids Math and Accounting books! Ha ha ha 😂
@mrmesozoic1094
@mrmesozoic1094 10 ай бұрын
"Nic only works one day a year...Lazy Bastard" and "I Thought kids in Aisia didn't believe in Santa...Thats Because they make the Toys!" Killed me, so funny. Merry Christmas Steven.😄😄
@broshigames
@broshigames 10 ай бұрын
I would unironically love to have Asian Santa come to my house
@samgallagher4158
@samgallagher4158 23 күн бұрын
Wow I didn't expect this one from you! Awesome job Steven hope you keep up the good work! I love your vids❤
@Sonsaiyon
@Sonsaiyon 10 ай бұрын
The unemployed starter pack air punched me in the gut 😂
@ORIGINALCRESTED
@ORIGINALCRESTED 10 ай бұрын
That's actually very practical advice. "Give up your dreams. Study hard. Go be a engineer." 💪💪
@unilife4603
@unilife4603 10 ай бұрын
0:26 I have a video on my phone of me doing almost the exact same thing. It was during a Chinese school potluck, and it's a 2 second clip of me holding a potato chip with chopsticks, facing the camera and saying "I have sinned." (In my defense, I was 15 at the time)
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
Eating cookies with chopsticks is a 1000IQ movie
@Newt_17_1
@Newt_17_1 11 күн бұрын
“He has talent, you have dandruff”😂
@seoeunyoon
@seoeunyoon 10 ай бұрын
The fact that he said "failure list" instead of "naughty list" 🤣
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 10 ай бұрын
you bet
@hyundaisonata8128
@hyundaisonata8128 10 ай бұрын
Steven never fails to make us laugh.
@TheBigSmqch18
@TheBigSmqch18 10 ай бұрын
Anyone realize that the iPad here 1:01 is upside down ?😂
@BluriXNightcore
@BluriXNightcore 10 ай бұрын
Just saw it!! 😂😂
@heyitsmarysia
@heyitsmarysia Ай бұрын
2:10 the kumon subscription got me dyinggg roflll
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