"That's because they make the toys." "He has talent! You have dandruff!" Thanks for the laughs to start my day! Good stuff as always!
@mixs026910 ай бұрын
top notch writing
@plektosgaming10 ай бұрын
OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.
@somerandomanonymousnpc10 ай бұрын
reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line
@clarisamagdaleno854810 ай бұрын
Yes. I agree.
@opfreakx10 ай бұрын
the toy joke killed.
@I4n_Sc4nlon10 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa.” “That’s because they make the toys.” 💀
@metalhead_girl0610 ай бұрын
💀💀
@dsheartnd10 ай бұрын
Elves = Child Labor… Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.
@realWWdude54610 ай бұрын
Friendly fire💀
@shumbuk438310 ай бұрын
Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'
@toespic10 ай бұрын
ain't that factory workers?!?
@MoonWielder10 ай бұрын
Asian Santa treating his letter like a school assignment had me in stitches 🤣
@nobodynotyourbusiness67310 ай бұрын
imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things
@mandragor8510 ай бұрын
@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD
@LawfulBased10 ай бұрын
And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆 So funny yet so dark.
@bricktasticanimations483410 ай бұрын
@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.
@Noone12910 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”
@spencer740410 ай бұрын
If Santa was Asian, he would leave you presents full of homework.
@TrenchMan934 ай бұрын
And a list of how you failed him.
@battleformixedisland6484 ай бұрын
and your latest math test
@jinping6664 күн бұрын
《五年高考三年模拟》
@scarrdburn793010 ай бұрын
"I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa" "That because they make the toys!" I laughed WAY harder than I should have
@minigol9110 ай бұрын
I know😂😂😂
@jonathanlewis614610 ай бұрын
I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣
@artsmore836410 ай бұрын
Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!
@starflyer321910 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@KateIsCool-WCF10 ай бұрын
Fr
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: we almost cut the chopsticks cookie joke because we didn’t have a cookie. We paused filming and Megan, the editor,ran to wholefoods to buy one.
@Keilsyar10 ай бұрын
Worth it.
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
@@Keilsyaragreed
@seoeunyoon10 ай бұрын
classic asian struggles.
@lilbatz10 ай бұрын
Good call. That was hysterical
@Rengoku1232010 ай бұрын
@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested
@megan_l_yt10 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned that Asian Santa eats cookies with chopsticks 😂
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
you eat them differently?!
@p-__10 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@scrapykat302810 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe😂😂😂
@gony386410 ай бұрын
Idk man seems pretty normal to me
@stereotypicaldragon551510 ай бұрын
he's just iconic like that
@SophiaBrown-o9b10 ай бұрын
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor.
@love_shrek_firelord8 ай бұрын
uhh thats what he said..
@SongofIceandTea10 ай бұрын
i like how steven apply his video advice to himself, the fact that he played all the characters in the video so he didn't have to pay extra for another actor. 😂
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂
@nicholaslau319410 ай бұрын
Grow up and be an actor : Bad Grow up and be two actors : Good
@ClinttheGreat10 ай бұрын
@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.
@LTMdudeplays10 ай бұрын
No bro, there twins (its a scam
@jonlaguerre316310 ай бұрын
Can you do , if Santa was Māori?
@mphuong00210 ай бұрын
Ok but as a finance student that's some solid financial advice from Santa 😂😂😂
@gehlesen55910 ай бұрын
Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".
@anonygent10 ай бұрын
Right? I was actually impressed.
@anonygent10 ай бұрын
@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.
@AnalogWolf10 ай бұрын
Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.
@gehlesen55910 ай бұрын
@fdhgbjsk you aware though, that within those funds they won't be paying tax on revenue or when they buy/sell? And no, even effectively ~5%-6% per year for 40+ years are better than +20% once in a decade.
@martini901410 ай бұрын
"He was born, made his first million on his way home from the hospital" is such a good line I can't lie
@eidoneverchoosen117110 ай бұрын
I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.
@Mynameishassan010 ай бұрын
Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30
@marygillmeister601310 ай бұрын
Timmy rules 😂
@ocalaskyhigh10 ай бұрын
I think that was the best line in the whole thing.
@JonDotExe10 ай бұрын
I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣
@dukedenning10 ай бұрын
I lost it when he use chopsticks to eat cookies LMAO His chopstick skill is A+
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: while writing this video, the team debated for 20 min if the fake fireplace had a chimney or not. I was 100% certain it had a chimney. I was wrong
@ramsescampollo250610 ай бұрын
Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence
@mohammedagdid10 ай бұрын
how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE
@oofmastergamingyt10 ай бұрын
ya mother
@mahdi765010 ай бұрын
2 replies?
@DravenGal10 ай бұрын
It happens to the best of us!
@TheKz26210 ай бұрын
I love how Santa has the entire year to go to the doctor yet had the appointment on the only work day he has 😂
@carolb312210 ай бұрын
Smart Santa 365 days off a year!
@EliSkylander10 ай бұрын
Sounds like my company CFO.
@FayeDragon10 ай бұрын
I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂
@anonymoususer18810 ай бұрын
You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.
@clarkkent147310 ай бұрын
@@anonymoususer188😂
@thebeesknies10 ай бұрын
Imagine Santa hooks you up with a guy to fix your chimney lol
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
we're handy
@melaniekieu492310 ай бұрын
Fr 😂😂😂
@aced_pomachu110 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?
@Hamburger....10 ай бұрын
LOL😂
@Moment_in_Time10 ай бұрын
Obviously for his daily job
@ebenezersureshworkaccount89478 ай бұрын
Love how he actually incorporated sharing useful information about retirement and stocks
@jamiejungie421010 ай бұрын
“You work 40 years in a job you hate, so you will have enough money to do the things you love” 😅That’s so correct!
@akofofficial10 ай бұрын
andrew tAte
@human-wo7pk10 ай бұрын
real
@liasonlee124810 ай бұрын
"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"
@RabbitOfAutumn10 ай бұрын
Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....
@hiddendrifts10 ай бұрын
@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger< you could A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy or B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks
@timeodaneosetdona10 ай бұрын
I love Santa removing his shoes before delivering the “gifts”…
@cmaven476210 ай бұрын
Only missing the guest slippers 😂
@eqwertysh10 ай бұрын
Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...
@adman711010 ай бұрын
Waabaaakii
@spicegirllol624410 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT. YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!” Got me rolling💀💀💀💀
@de_aquila10 ай бұрын
Me "two" honestly.
@Nilb3rt_1110 ай бұрын
@@de_aquila please no
@R0S3S-fr4xt8 ай бұрын
“It’s still daytime outside” “I always come to work early” Best quotes ever 😂
@noobtheannihilator872810 ай бұрын
"Give up your dreams, ... study hard, ... go be an engineer, ... and you can thank me later, okay?" part is a nice advice to all Asians in my opinion.
@jamesharding345910 ай бұрын
“Give up your dreams” “Go be an engineer” Contradiction!
@mszuala10 ай бұрын
What if my dream is to become an engineer?
@mr.paperbag77110 ай бұрын
@@mszuala Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition. That is the way!
@user-op8fg3ny3j10 ай бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer
@jamesharding345910 ай бұрын
@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.
@StormDjinn110 ай бұрын
As an accountant, I do have to say that all the advice given starting around 2:20 is spot on 🤣🤣
@ValleyOakPaper10 ай бұрын
Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.
@libbyannbest172310 ай бұрын
@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?
@Broockle10 ай бұрын
You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅 Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?
@timmiller110 ай бұрын
Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.
@ValleyOakPaper10 ай бұрын
@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.
@Reign_Of_Ice10 ай бұрын
Lucky Steven. Asian Santa is so nice. I wish I could get a stable job for Christmas.
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
that's not a bad gift at all
@greenspitfire1710 ай бұрын
Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts
@ahumanmerelybeing10 ай бұрын
@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.
@glascykel4210 ай бұрын
Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?
@SpiceAndFox10 ай бұрын
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!" Chronicles 1:69 STFU
@aloysiusmaina262510 ай бұрын
"The Asian kids make the toys," 😂 "You have dandruff!" 😅 Another stellar offering, Steven.
@Smokie_66610 ай бұрын
Nothing like being a good boy all year and still getting "failure and disappointment" wrapped tightly with a bow
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage
@SuperSolshy10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe and Beijing corn
@alientaker910 ай бұрын
he's gotta taste the failure@@SuperSolshy
@NJDJ198610 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeha! Good one!
@johnflorio357610 ай бұрын
This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…
@aesthetic_weirdo10010 ай бұрын
"Made his first million dollars on his way from the hospital" lmao this made me laugh too hard
@markcoles68617 ай бұрын
Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃
@Mrbannanatoes5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I puked 😂😂😂
@rania395310 ай бұрын
I have never been more proud of Santa
@jfj745210 ай бұрын
Proudest ever - I'm Asian I come early.
@TGCPhilip10 ай бұрын
@@jfj7452 you do what early
@timereaper442810 ай бұрын
@@TGCPhilip you heard him he comes early
@jfj745210 ай бұрын
@@timereaper4428 ❤️
@zyantheguy24610 ай бұрын
I like how it already started Asian Santa crashing into the house, very wise normal asian video.
@MelaninRonin10 ай бұрын
This needs to be a series every December, thank you Asian Santa, you gave me the courage to work at a Starbucks that doesn't pay me below wages.
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
This will absolutely be a series every uear
@416loren10 ай бұрын
A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.
@sukuna758310 ай бұрын
work at star&bucks instead
@NapalmConsumer10 ай бұрын
The fact that the regular santa is called Nick confirms that Steven knows what he's doing. Edit: Holy Quack thats a lot of likes, cheers guys :)
@palmina77italiana10 ай бұрын
of course he knows what he's doing :)
@shuvodipbarua600110 ай бұрын
Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.
@Ming197510 ай бұрын
Isn't santa saint nick?
@LilM-stump10 ай бұрын
The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas
@ButterflySoul.10 ай бұрын
@@LilM-stump that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈
@j4yd3nYang10 ай бұрын
"It's not even nighttime yet." "I'm Asian. I come to work early." 😂😅 reminds me of my old workplace at my aunt's restaurant..lol❤️ thanks for the laugh.
@G0at3dLampxx42910 ай бұрын
The fact the Steven had the shirt that said “failure management” had my dying 😂
@tuengsak10 ай бұрын
Most important message in this video - “Time in the market not timing the market” - solid advice right there people. Take this to your heart.
@HyperDominant10 ай бұрын
"Now remember, GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS," made me laugh so hard
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later
@rayhans47010 ай бұрын
Lol
@karlfreidrich10 ай бұрын
-Levi Ackerman
@michaelcrow694310 ай бұрын
@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.
@scepterlit10 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” 🎅 “that’s because they make the toys” that was hilarious 🤣
@valerieloehde877415 күн бұрын
I Love how he falls and knocks some of the books down like 3 or 4 times then gets up and neatly and gently puts them back on the shelf
@The_lastQuincy10 ай бұрын
3:08 “he has talent! U have dandruff!” Had me choking on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: OMG! 143 LIKES??? HOWWW!?!!
@teddypanda3148 ай бұрын
Correction 274
@betsyfish36232 ай бұрын
@@teddypanda314erm actually 287 ☝️🤓
@BlossomPrincesss10 ай бұрын
“HE HAS TALENT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF“ GOT ME CRYING😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Edit: SO MANY LIKES- TYSM✨👏
@julianaaraujo329310 ай бұрын
As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣
@Ratul_yt77710 ай бұрын
@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀
@dinosharky10 ай бұрын
SAME😂😂😂
@jamarkatel110 ай бұрын
Same😂
@pehraj78 ай бұрын
Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer
@TreyJam210 ай бұрын
2:21 Asian Santa gave the best investment advice in 15 seconds: truly wise 🎅
@spacer.vr.10 ай бұрын
Yes
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
I actually did research for the video
@spacer.vr.10 ай бұрын
(edited)
@jinanshmehta985910 ай бұрын
@@StevenHereally 😂😂
@LoverLore10 ай бұрын
I died after seeing the Tesla on the roof and after “I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa?” “That’s because they MaKe ThE ToYs”
@SRLeonido10 ай бұрын
The talent vs dandruff line killed me 😂 3:00
@JohnWhite-Sensei10 ай бұрын
How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?
@tkmccloskey10 ай бұрын
I searched for this comment lol!
@VK_BeautifulLife10 ай бұрын
"Remember, Give up your dreams". This is the kind of realistic advice I need this time of the year while everyone from the gym to bakery is selling dreamy stuff around me.
@MaybeItzBrain10 ай бұрын
As a certified professional asian failure, I can confirm that my parents have the same reaction as santa when I tell them I want a gaming laptpop.
@Brandon-p9k4 ай бұрын
197 likes with no replies let me fix that
@Nerdguy02 ай бұрын
It's 215 now
@Roblox_Gacha20144 ай бұрын
HE HAS TALENT, U HAVE DANDRUFF REALLY GOT ME 😂😂😂😂❤
@aaronanderson362110 ай бұрын
“I thought kids in Asia didn’t believe in Santa” “That’s because they make the toys”
@JungkooksEnglishIsSoCuteWaAh10 ай бұрын
💀
@sigh0810 ай бұрын
🤦🏾♀️
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild
@animeboy200p210 ай бұрын
@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan
@zz341010 ай бұрын
the best joke in the vid
@judayers877610 ай бұрын
The fact that steven is wearing a shirt that says failure management had me dyin😂
@joonglegamer989810 ай бұрын
I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.
@Danihacs10 ай бұрын
Bro you NEED to make this an yearly thing where Santa continues the story 😂😂😂
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
YES. yes I do
@bonbonsucree667010 ай бұрын
Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)
@ThinWhiteAxe10 ай бұрын
YES
@ItWasHarrietTubman10 ай бұрын
PRECISELY
@EatTheMarxists10 ай бұрын
Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!
@ismailmashhadani6377Ай бұрын
“PS4 with Spider-Man 2, wrong” The fact Spider-Man 2 is a PS5 exclusive makes this even funnier. 😂
@gerardroll646810 ай бұрын
“Dad” was more believable as Santa Claus than old Saint Nick himself ✌️😆 The “he has talent… You have dandruff” line slayed me ✋️😆
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
I do actually have dandruf.
@gerardroll646810 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺
@VideoGamerTopia10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@violentwhite010 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeW dandruff
@kingace618610 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."
@westfieldplayz10 ай бұрын
2:55 “Hallo, Beijing Embassy! This kid aspires to be homeless.” That got me rolling. 😂😂
@katiegolias448110 ай бұрын
"That's because they make the toys" had me almost spit out my tea from laughing too hard. Should have learned by now not to watch Steven while drinking or eating. 😂 thanks for the laughs!!!
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂
@NotMutiplied25 күн бұрын
santa : ok here de account book la. steven : yknow what im not celebrating christmas.
@IarwainBenAdar10 ай бұрын
"Give up your dreams, study hard, go be an engineer"-- Jordan Peterson level wisdom right there
@henrietta244310 ай бұрын
I was literally telling my Filipino husband the other day if we had kids we would tell them to leave rice out instead of cookies for Christmas because Santa is Asian. Then I find this video, so this makes it more hilarious. 😂
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂
@squidulu10 ай бұрын
"He has talent, you have dandruff!" Most awesome line
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
I do. sadly.
@SonicGaming610 ай бұрын
@@StevenHesame :/
@VideoGamerTopia10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHewho doesn’t
@sanattudu335510 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I haven't🗿
@bartnye10 ай бұрын
New meme detected
@persona530510 ай бұрын
never ever disappoints!! steven's humor script is unmatched 😆
@BluriXNightcore10 ай бұрын
I'm Asian, and I can confirm that Santa comes to our house exactly like this.
@Thaddeus-c4d10 ай бұрын
With his amazing Tesla driving skills
@jeremychaffin373310 ай бұрын
"Nick only works one day out of the year, lazy bastard." Havent burst out laughing in a while. That shouldve been in the main skit!!!! 😂😂😂
@chrisneedhamc310 ай бұрын
"He has talent; you have dandruff." Gold, mate. Well done, Steve. Merry Christmas!
@analou33578 ай бұрын
That line 😂😂 I almost passed out
@rodney_9310 ай бұрын
Timmy’s first hour on earth: 1) born in hospital 2) made 1 million dollars 3) arrived home Timmy is Legend! 🤣
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams10 ай бұрын
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" is my new favorite quote that I will start using in real life 😂
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams10 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.
@whatthebrickchannel10 ай бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to respect that Steven is so committed that even though it’s obvious in the bloopers he knows he’s being ridiculous he still actually finishes and posts these videos? And the world is better for it
@timw839810 ай бұрын
Indeed!!
@lizjo721310 ай бұрын
So true...
@maxschofield609610 ай бұрын
This may all be to make us laugh, but Asian Santa is providing us with some quality, free investment advice.
@cindykap10 ай бұрын
I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.
@kerigordon209219 күн бұрын
“He has talent! You have dandruff!” I don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but I watched the video twice just for that line 😂😂😂
@laurenw.817810 ай бұрын
Steven’s facial expressions when Asian Santa insults him are everything 😂
@rzero2110 ай бұрын
0:47 That was brutal hahahahahaha
@Ha7777810 ай бұрын
Dark
@militarymaster598910 ай бұрын
2:01 " I almost called Beijing Embassy " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@metriacantho10 ай бұрын
bro i love how the naughty list was just different ways to describe steven💀
@fuzzysstuff98887 ай бұрын
Does that mean Asian Santa only has TWO KIDS to visit this year?
@metriacantho7 ай бұрын
@@fuzzysstuff9888 I think he just has everyone on the naughty list so instead of going to every kid he just went to the dumbest
@ashutosh00410 ай бұрын
"He has TALENT, you have DANDRUFF" I am still not over it 🤣🤣🤣
@stevejohn745910 ай бұрын
1:40
@UnstableYT-u7k10 ай бұрын
If Santa was Asian then his parents would’ve told him countless stories of how they had no sled and reindeers and had to walk from the North Pole to every child’s house to deliver their presents. And back in the day the children never left them milk and cookies, all they left for them was cold water.
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
ahhh that's good
@firekrys10 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha!!! nice!
@Spyalwayswins10 ай бұрын
That’s a really funny idea
@sweetnsourking636910 ай бұрын
Eating cookies w/ chopsticks is like drinking water with a fork. It can be done, but it shouldn't
@p-__10 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
HAAAA
@erastal10 ай бұрын
nah, its highly efficient and keep clean hands, i love eating chips with chopsticks
@sweetnsourking636910 ай бұрын
@@erastal 💀
@voidfroze10 ай бұрын
@@erastalI hate the fact that that actually makes sense
@KristinaBlabla10 ай бұрын
burst out laughing while on a tram, the store and the gym because I remembered parts of this video🤣🤣🤣 people looked at me like a weirdo xD but it's the best metrics for how hilarious something is 🤣(the "works 1 day a year, lazy bastard" still gets me every time I see something Santa related 🤣 this is one of your best videos, great job!
@Bloody_Ingenious10 ай бұрын
1:36 "Unemployed Starter Pack"🥴
@pbabyfly10 ай бұрын
As an Asian Peruvian, the Kumon subscription had me breaking up in laughs and tears at the same time 😂😂😂
@FurtiveSkeptical10 ай бұрын
Asian Santa or not Steven, you DO spread the joy of the season every time. Thanks sincerely for being a great remedy for 'emotional damage' 👏🎉🍾✌
@ferwend7193 ай бұрын
0:42 LMAOO THE TESLAA
@bransag2310 ай бұрын
"He has talent. You have dandruff!" Had me absolutely DYing😂😂😂
@lilchonc568810 ай бұрын
3:50 "He only wuks one day a yeah.📆 Lazy bastad🙄"
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt10 ай бұрын
3:07 He has talent! You have dandruff! 😂😂😂 Edit: I just wanna thank y'all for 33 likes omg!
@Dinoco400Studios10 ай бұрын
You got (19)45 likes
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt10 ай бұрын
@@Dinoco400Studios what
@Dinoco400Studios10 ай бұрын
@@Yourlawyer-rf7mt you have 45 likes
@Yourlawyer-rf7mt10 ай бұрын
@@Dinoco400Studiosnah nvm I understand 💀💀
@AndrewW-x2uАй бұрын
" He has talent, you have dandruff." got me laughing so hard!!!! LMAO!!!! 🤣
@jajajasputin892710 ай бұрын
"He has talent, you have dandruff" is murderous lmao
@mamapetillo867510 ай бұрын
I love his laugh! You can tell that he’s enjoying himself. It’s catching
@CHAD-sc1ek10 ай бұрын
3:08 he has talent and u have dandruff had me rolling on the floor😂😂
@neelamsunder49534 ай бұрын
'He has talent, you have dandruff' had me dying 💀
@dimemainit10 ай бұрын
1:09 haiyaa
@onerva000110 ай бұрын
This was hilarious! However, as a knitter I was a little distracted when I noticed the stash of yarn in the backround 😂
@mjenn501810 ай бұрын
I agree! Love his skits, but who is the knitter on the team?
@HMelitaH10 ай бұрын
Same! 😂
@leticiawallace593910 ай бұрын
Me tooooo!!!
@ikeshia198110 ай бұрын
ME TOOOOOO! 🤣🤣🤣
@beverlywilliams727810 ай бұрын
For real!! 😂
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter10 ай бұрын
1:04 Megan putting different numbers in the Failure list but they're all Steven... Love it 😂
@megan_l_yt10 ай бұрын
Yes 🤌
@lucasprestes10 ай бұрын
And you know it was Megan because one of the entries said "my boss"
@megan_l_yt10 ай бұрын
@@lucasprestes HAHA yeah 😂
@justan_arctic_fox9 ай бұрын
"I though asian kids didnt believe in Santa..." "Oh thats cuz they make the toys" - Asian Santa
@grannybee10 ай бұрын
We all need an Asian Santa ❤
@thisarchanabahuguna10 ай бұрын
Instead of gifts he’ll gift kids Math and Accounting books! Ha ha ha 😂
@mrmesozoic109410 ай бұрын
"Nic only works one day a year...Lazy Bastard" and "I Thought kids in Aisia didn't believe in Santa...Thats Because they make the Toys!" Killed me, so funny. Merry Christmas Steven.😄😄
@broshigames10 ай бұрын
I would unironically love to have Asian Santa come to my house
@samgallagher415823 күн бұрын
Wow I didn't expect this one from you! Awesome job Steven hope you keep up the good work! I love your vids❤
@Sonsaiyon10 ай бұрын
The unemployed starter pack air punched me in the gut 😂
@ORIGINALCRESTED10 ай бұрын
That's actually very practical advice. "Give up your dreams. Study hard. Go be a engineer." 💪💪
@unilife460310 ай бұрын
0:26 I have a video on my phone of me doing almost the exact same thing. It was during a Chinese school potluck, and it's a 2 second clip of me holding a potato chip with chopsticks, facing the camera and saying "I have sinned." (In my defense, I was 15 at the time)
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
Eating cookies with chopsticks is a 1000IQ movie
@Newt_17_111 күн бұрын
“He has talent, you have dandruff”😂
@seoeunyoon10 ай бұрын
The fact that he said "failure list" instead of "naughty list" 🤣
@StevenHe10 ай бұрын
you bet
@hyundaisonata812810 ай бұрын
Steven never fails to make us laugh.
@TheBigSmqch1810 ай бұрын
Anyone realize that the iPad here 1:01 is upside down ?😂