stimmy turner - Bits and Banter [06/28/2024]

[@annoy4nce648]

the addition of glorp has changed chat permanently. And I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry.

[@frunnahaus]

keep the chat Joel

[@dingdongspaghetti]

"it's me! ryan!" like he's some sort of whimsical fairytale creature is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@squeedles_1943]

21:51

[@OmegaExPo]

This and a blunt

[@RohdeRunner20]

The best combo is a banana backwood and a new librarian upload

[@linton85]

Literally just finished one and on an hour train journey home

[@Traviit0]

Breakfast of champions

[@RainbowWubstep]

Literally waking up, rolling up a fatty, and turning on the Egg himself

[@timothymark]

and a can of biden

[@JohnDeerest]

ryans college bathroom story is the most nightmare-like thing that has ever happened to anybody

[@greenbean4422]

I'm ngl remove the girls from that story and that's just boys boarding school every day

[@squeedles_1943]

21:10 for anyone wondering

[@OnlyBadPuns]

​@@greenbean4422 I'm sure nobody has ever described boys boarding schools as deeply traumatizing places

[@greenbean4422]

@Simoniz07 I mean I'm ngl most of why I would care is because I'm being embarrassed in front of someone that cares And being in high school stuck in the middle of the woods with no girls to impress? No one cared It was like a super power lmao Once you learn that the only thing holding you back is other people's opinions you're untouchable

[@consciousrat1416]

​@@OnlyBadPuns Unless this is sarcasm, you're pretty ignorant

[@WHALEBOY777]

You can tell that story about the co-ed bathrooms is one of the most traumatizing experiences in NL's life because he brings it up once a year lmao

[@dankwojak3689]

Need a supercut

[@RevelSix]

🎵 Ryan is an average guy That no one understands Chat Luna and Chiblee always giving him commands 🎵

[@rubyrosenberg483]

Loooooooooooooove

[@sloesty]

I havent laughed as hard in a while as when they were talking about euthanasia "rent is a little high so i could just euthanise myself". The absurdity of it, the fact that its a reality lile "well, life just sucks for me bye bye" fucking sent me.

[@Paddypipes]

Chained together with Justin and Kory producing some great bits hoooly

[@HyperTheKappa]

I appreciate the title, it was easily one of my favorite bits of the stream

[@streat2992]

I find it a lil funny how Ryan lives a relatively drug free life (i think??) yet a sizable portion of his viewers love to get super stoned and listen to this dad talk shit for hours

[@lewdramen8661]

We're American guys, of course we're surprised Canada day is real

[@drflaggstaff9008]

Wait, Canada Day is bald?

[@brendan1871]

@@drflaggstaff9008 HE'S BALD!?!?

[@low-resghul8306]

We finally beat medicare chibleee

[@FreckoJoel]

Lung butter? I hardly know her

[@annoy4nce648]

+2

[@coldrawmen]

can confirm who's bob? is still alive and kicking in daegu. i got whiplash listening to this while walking back from that bar lmao

[@chan_serv]

librarian is a real homie for providing the cameron diaz sauce

[@NoName-ns6xr]

30:15 missed opportunity to edit in the clip of Aang from ATLA getting shot with lightning in the back for this bit

[@sverenagain]

INSANE title i clicked immediately

[@dylaann]

I gotta stop watching librarian every day man I was drunk last night and made a joke about ooky cookie and nobody got it.... had to explain the concept and everything... worst day of my life

[@RipePlantains]

Bro if I was a Harry and someone came up to me like "Hey Hah-rry" á la Kory I'd give'em a lesson on pronunciation

[@mauriaagria]

1:26:16 me when the little green wheels are following me (I'm stuck with a valuable friend)

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] #1 22:24 (context: 21:09 -> 22:27) #2 1:23:53 "peanuts" #3 1:27:17 "moop" #4 1:29:16 "nut" #5 1:29:34 "hair" #6 1:32:42 "real" #7 1:40:09 "dog"

[@randomtangle4629]

I like how you just out and out displayed his bike stats, lmao.

[@Smex]

wadda hell

[@dialectiks]

The GRAB A ROPE part is cruuel man

[@alexmark6580]

If the hotel room doesn't have a fan search up white noise on your phone and put that shit on blast as you put your shit on blast simple as.

[@jacklantern]

We are suburban dads. Of-course we think plumbing is easy!

[@Smex]

Glerp

[@wyldenites]

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦

[@delimonky12]

That OpenAI poem just reads like angsty slam 😭 kinda goes

[@Suitefan1]

NL really doesn’t know that the plumbers are the ones who put the pipes in the building?

[@squeedles_1943]

23:50 NL talking to sumo

[@eyemotif]

28:52 hes just like me FOR REAL!!!

[@FreckoJoel]

[@ronaldyang2295]

1:49:48 Ryab agehao

[@yarrakboi]

OG DOTA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS FARMING

[@paulunga]

Holy shit, that MAiD stuff is depressing. It's almost comically dystopian.

[@otternotterTV]

TAAAAAKE ME TO CHURCH'S

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@LegoTrooper888]

Hey do you still have the video of how you edit twitch clips?

[@Hot_LeafJuice]

Having worked a drivethrough job, it is not as hard as they think it is. Maybe I think this because I'm autistic and very detail oriented, but it was not hard lol

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

NL do seem like the guy who drops a nasty shit

[@nathanieljenkins3688]

Holy shit Gene is AI....I didnt know!

[@xxvmvxx]

so good.. cogh

[@onescenewonder8904]

thank god he stopped talking about the debate. I've had enough from the political sources I read, I don't need any more from a Canadian

[@janreal84]

Cope

[@RainbowWubstep]

-2 Seethe wonderboy

[@eleonarcrimson858]

This sounds like "don't put politics in my game" type beat

[@timothymark]

Librarian, is this your full time job? If so, based. I declare you a type ALPHA chatter. [α]

[@eleonarcrimson858]

Don't think so, he has like a tech job I think

[@xxvmvxx]

@@eleonarcrimson858 so yes then