In traffic at a speed of 9999999, can the taxi take you to the navigation point? - GTA4

[@LordChevonlier]

"Traffic's a nightmare today, I'll try to get around it." He jinxed it after that line

[@KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFE]

His landing was great though tbf

[@trippyjosh6795]

lmfao

[@prokitkat9256]

@@KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFEfr

[@dominicvega9267]

He did get out of it

[@AcidYakRaid]

Proceeds to Tokyo drift

[@Killzone110]

4:21 that landing on the bridge... My God was that beautiful.

[@carnicorp]

"beep" xDD

[@Killzone110]

@@carnicorp the A.I. taxi. Everything. The landing on the bridge was impeccable.

[@christian.xavier.villagran]

What about 0:48?

[@nosik_chposik]

100 pts for amazing stunt 😂

[@Killzone110]

​@christian.xavier.villagran that one was hilarious too!

[@mckay91095]

1:30 That little "beep" as the truck goes by is brilliant

[@EkinOke]

You mean vapid bobcat?

[@ihaveheadtrauma]

*BIRP*

[@EkinOke]

@@ihaveheadtrauma who is birp?

[@ihaveheadtrauma]

@@EkinOke *the sound the Vapid Bobcat made*

[@EkinOke]

@@ihaveheadtrauma oh ok

[@double_joseph327]

@1:30 that truck hit you mid air and still had to honk LMFAOO *BIRP*

[@Ian_Paneque]

Still need to warn the pedestrians am I right?

[@BicBoiDyl]

Bro this had me DYING

[@Tonjoon]

I came to the comments for this lmao

[@gugalldiznii383]

Lol it reminds me of a time while playing GTA online where I was doing the low flying air school lesson, flying over a highway, I hear a car honk at me

[@trellhicks4823]

I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂

[@dannyhaggard9221]

5:45 This one had to be my absolute favorite. It has it all. The irresponsibly ridiculous onslaught of cars flying clear off the overpass. The bus making a single-stage-to-orbit liftoff at the end of the street. The taxi driver seemly going out of his way to hit someone for absolutely no reason. The comment about the airbag. All punctuated by the taxi, after suffering such chaotic damage, breaking a fire hydrant at hilarious slow speed before being completely annihilated by Niko. Amazing

[@jamesnoble3502]

Finished by "I'll drop you here!..." **bang** **launched into orbit**

[@Marsheh2]

a random NPC car being launched airborne by an explosion from across the top corner of the screen was the best

[@Slimebiter]

the ridiculously slow speed at the beginning after the tires start dragging on the street really makes it for me

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

I liked the falcon 9 launch at the beginning of that clip coming from the left side of the screen. It looked like it was in stage 2 detachment phase for the fuel cylinders

[@LRM12o8]

The fact it's at Leaper's Bridge is the best thing about it to me, followed by how nonchalantly that one NPC was flattened against the tree.

[@leeham6230]

4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it." 😂

[@justaneditygangstar]

Rockstar did an amazing job simulating perfectly how New York Traffic is

[@SONGOKU02]

I loled at that one too. XD

[@youtubewatcher4955]

Proceeds to find an alternate route to the bridge.

[@gloom5405]

1:30 that single honk from the truck flying by broke me lmao

[@jimmolnar6787]

Yo 😂😂😂

[@collodion1884]

And the woman flying just before it

[@Antibong]

That shit was scripted

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

"get out of the way, I'm flying here" 😂

[@hiit8720]

0:49 perfect precision

[@grimace9658]

This was caused by luck

[@nthgth]

Precise perfection

[@ethanbradshaw2858]

​@grimace9658 Yeah no shit.

[@gnglemb]

​@@grimace9658 nah that was all skill he clearly meant to do that

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

and then a cab slowly rolls up and as soon as he tries to get in, it gets launched into the shadow realm 😂

[@rk9motorsport59]

0:46 has me absolutely defeated, impeccable combo, like something out of Rocket League 🤣

[@birddaddydetta]

The part where he lands on the bridge truly looks like something straight outta Rocket League

[@rpu7]

3:05

[@riggabort]

Fun fact: Taxis have 3x more durability than normal when you're getting a ride, so these genuinely have the best chances of getting you to your destination

[@gamingcity2002]

"Traffic's a nightmare today" 4:15 😂

[@HappySack]

It's like this only on Fridays.

[@hiit8720]

“I’ll try and get around it”

[@borisgrishenk0]

Everything the cab drivers say is prescient foreshadowing of the impending doom

[@1987FX16]

The understatement of a lifetime. xD

[@Zero_Ninety]

Well, he's not wrong.

[@arditeider2812]

3:33 the most hardworking taxi driver, still trying even when his car mostly destroyed

[@shaggyfeng9110]

He was the legend. Slow and safe.

[@ronnietrek6376]

He got bills to pay, he ain’t got time for no apocalypse

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

Traffic was a nightmare that day! He tried to get around it tho!

[@oldtelevisionbros945]

HE is a gangster

[@johnmikitanov]

0:06 three letters on a taxi describes the situation quite nicely.

[@jkclassy3643]

underrated comment

[@blxdystxr6861]

3:05 some serious rocket league moment, car collision in mid air

[@namansoood]

"Nice Shot!"

[@TeiTenga]

''Hope i don't hit anyone''. - This has easily been the best entry yet when it comes to the timing of things. Very great.

[@jakubgrimm575]

I think “this cab isent even mine!” Should come in second place

[@austinsmith117]

@@jakubgrimm575 no deffenetly 4:15, " Traffics a nightmare today" commented by @gamingcity2002

[@thisguy938]

Timestamp?

[@darrennpeagler47291]

6:59

[@conor7154]

@@jakubgrimm575I was just about to say at least the cab isn’t his lmao

[@Realgigclin]

4:26 that was smooth af

[@Leon_ardo008]

Agreed

[@ROBOGUY009]

You sir have the profile picture of a giga Chad.

[@IDHLEB]

Some Tony Hawk shit

[@benjaminsoto6449]

3:10 the cab saying "no problem, I live for this sh1t" while falling into the water 😂😂

[@_Michal_Michal_]

😂😂😂

[@zetsuboushinjiruu9350]

If this happened in real life, that would be disastrous

[@_Michal_Michal_]

@@zetsuboushinjiruu9350 nah, I think it would be pretty normal, nothings serious 😑

[@drsquidward5937]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RyanMayneee]

😂😂😂😂

[@tjh98]

2:51 He said he was gonna die alone, but you were in fact there with him during his last moments ❤

[@lemonacidrounds7293]

And at 2:55 the Spanish word for woman hole 😂😂

[@seranistrickland4267]

6:59 hope i dont hit anyone 💀

[@LyricsTheDustBunny]

Well, he did.

[@1x32x]

0:49 can we all just take a minute to appreciate the aiming on that?

[@reigoemon2229]

I wonder how small the chances are for that to happen

[@PalakPreman08]

​One​ in a million@@reigoemon2229

[@myfaveyoutube]

No

[@Rikka_V1]

Rikka!

[@IndustrialSociety1995]

0:54 this whole bridge section is hilarious. The cars speeding past at Mach speed not knowing. All of the skid marks make it even more funny.

[@maxaazerty]

The amount of dedication of this taxi driver ! 3:36 !

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it

[@thesilver7238]

Bro is the chillest person in the universe. Bobbing his head to the song during the carpocalipse

[@heywhoisthisguy]

he gets paid by the hour, this gonna make him rich

[@Roland6733]

He tries his best

[@serega_orlov]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JackPoppy]

"No problem, I live for this shit." I wish I could be as awesome as that taxi driver, falling into the ocean at 50 mph.

[@ultrad-rex1389]

5:00 - I love how just one small punch to the taxi sends it flying.

[@cac_deadlyrang]

ONE PUNCH

[@DJV-97]

@CAC_Deadlyrang The One Punch Serb

[@gamehunter2407]

Saints Row IV

[@SirKolass]

You're a perceptive one.

[@antaresvariant2306]

7:56 Brutal

[@dimvoly]

Love how the driver bails, leaving you to keep taking the damage

[@X-GamerPro-HD]

Isn’t everything…

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

I laughed too hard at that

[@gabareaper]

like three fast rounds

[@mc9504]

@@dimvoly dude ended gettin HAMMERED right after that 😂

[@brobrofog]

3:44 that one mf who ignores his problems

[@Mberthelame]

6:33 i'm in tears.

[@Dark_In_The_Light]

2:57 has to be the funniest clip i've seen yet! The cabbie complaining about his car being hit, only for it to be launched into the air, then struck again mid-flight was comedy gold 😂

[@wulfjackie]

8:27 "Aight then, let's do it. Just put on your seatbelt" Yea I don't think that's gonna really help with such "traffic"

[@piccoyoshi12]

6:53 "ok cool, i'll take the long way. Hope I don't hit anyone ." To funny 😂😂😂😂

[@kopiniko-m4s]

7:10 the shout haha😂

[@nolanrux7866]

Sounds like Homer Simpson

[@AlcoholicCake]

Niko said "Maybe here, things will be different..." I understand now.

[@metelineblue294]

welcome to America

[@Roland6733]

Welcome to America *America's national music starts playing*

[@TheRobak333]

Who needs a cab when you can be ragdolled across the city

[@blacky4947]

3:53 hahaha ihm surprised how good this car drives xD

[@Sushjcángừ]

5:52 that exlosion and then the car fly away, beautiful

[@jd87643]

You're right

[@Coach_Kev]

Kinda like 4th of july😂

[@lejeffe1663]

with the scream too

[@aplive58]

It's like the Wilhelm explosion of SpongeBob where Squidward blows up after falling down the cliff.

[@xxe2]

​@@aplive58cartoon baby

[@lunytoonz3466]

8:00 "i cant drive a banana im outta here!"

[@Dushess]

5:20 one star gained, you damaged police car.

[@jairoiii6571]

GTA 5: 3 stars gained, you took a breath

[@milanmaraczi8388]

1:00 “Niko, you’re not allowed to whistle!”

[@EditMasterFX]

4:33 That TAXI driver was OG

[@gingersouls7396]

2:04 Ninja Vanish!

[@klajdimyftari4691]

4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today", well said 😂

[@YohaneTheNesoberi]

5:35 he almost made it to the taxi

[@_Michal_Michal_]

The 'almost' is debatable 😂

[@vitormachado4877]

He almost managed to catch the yellow caaaar 🤣🤣

[@3n3ly7m9]

0:58 oh look a taxi..... wait... nvm

[@HZLTS]

4:29 the most PERFECT opportunity to put the Tony Hawk Pro Skater Special Trick sound effect

[@mvlpix4419]

what was that? like a nose triple kickflip to double heelflip? sick

[@jamesliu8101]

It's like a game of golf--Niko being the golf ball.

[@Nicolas-zw5ex]

It looks like the pool ball game

[@Orangebearrd]

He’s going to need a lot of bandages

[@MrSponge8888]

3:06 that car on the volley

[@rpgamezzz270]

4:15 "traffic is a nightmare today" well, no shit

[@Diodontgivadayum]

1:30 How Car-kun hit you in the air and honk like you were in the way 😂😂😂

[@IceBaby775]

3:15 The taxi driver already knows he’s never gonna get to his destination 😂

[@FemboyTyco]

8:15 that wreck just gently rolling onto you. LOL

[@trickster8009]

6:27 That poor guy...

[@GarthFodder]

6:06 that bus said "my planet needs me"

[@Dona16PG]

3:05 a LCPD car hit a taxi mid air with perfet precision Taxi driver 3:10 : NO PROBLEM!

[@JackABoxTacos]

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!

[@SkydrawnIV]

1:23 Wow, what a sequence.

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

8:07 that cab driver made a poor choice to jump out he got hit perfectly in mid-air

[@Xrairyn]

Not even ten seconds in and the taxi's advertisement sign already summarized what the video would be like.. That's just lovely

[@SimplyTakuma]

00:48 From there and on the bridge was the most hilarious neverending part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darklessx9641]

6:47 Niko becomes immune to swings

[@jamesnoble3502]

@2:57 Some random guy sitting at a table trying to enjoy his lunch suddenly has Nico fly into his lap😂

[@Manu10900]

4:14 Oh yeah buddy, you can 100% say that

[@loudenlaffnite246]

1:30 That lil mid-air honk though.

[@apexdoxer9662]

5:08 all that shit happening and this lady trips over your goddam feet

[@_Michal_Michal_]

She boutta start a lawsuit 😂

[@jairoiii6571]

She won’t be able to because the judge and court will be gone due to the chaos

[@retardking7416]

She said: pordon your -😂😂😂

[@Goosebump837]

0:36 Based passenger 😂😂😂

[@joeymag593]

Shoutout to the driver at 3:00 who got T-boned mid flight, rocketed probably a couple hundred feet through the air and had the audacity to say “no problem, I live for this sh-“ before hitting the water

[@MiraMiMi]

0:49 was sick

[@Continent-c9h]

“Such a smooth and realistic crash and moment”

[@edwardelric880]

This channel is the cure for depression lmfao, I haven't laughed this hard in years 🤣🤣🤣

[@reepopopo]

The momentum you got as you’re being ‘pinballed’ along the bridge lmao.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

2:48 those two cars passing by was pure luck lmao.

[@JustAnotherMatt420]

1:30 so polite to honk at his friend Nico as he drives past him 😊

[@JaxRaizenYT]

flies*

[@Sporfo]

god Gta 4's physics are so much better than gta 5's

[@johnmartinez7440]

In what way?

[@automat3000]

It's the same engine isn't it?

[@M67v]

It’s not

[@BolbiiS]

Not really

[@KOTAx21]

@@automat3000yeah but rockstar had natural motion (euphoria) but doesn’t have them anymore. The ragdoll physics have been dumbed down.

[@joeking5215]

1924: "there will be flying cars in the future" The future:

[@TheRealAltomon]

1:30 I love how the truck honks at you mid air to let you know you were in the way

[@mvlpix4419]

that was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@healthandsurvival4461]

"Noooo problem!!!! I live for this" *splash* "Hope I don't hit anyone!" 😂😂

[@jrt2792]

@5:08 That ambulance flying through the air with sirens blaring was majestic.

[@sponsoresTanaris]

Why is nobody talking about 1:51

[@Stranger75723]

Lol

[@alexm495]

strangely graceful landing at 1:40

[@rosshoyt2030]

8:54 OK, ill pull over 🤣

[@FelixRoseAs]

0:45 what a minute

[@colinjones8828]

5:26 this time it’s Niko instead

[@baldricpagan3456]

1:56 That beep was personal

[@superiorduke5772]

7:02 "Hope I don't hit anyone" -optimistic Taxi driver.

[@death-thresh9548]

The physics in this game were ahead of its time

[@DoodlingHitman]

we're probably never going to see this level of car damage again in gta...

[@jaydenrodger117]

I hope it's not like gta 5 physics, just feels cartoony

[@DoodlingHitman]

agreed @@jaydenrodger117

[@KingGamerz293]

GTA 6

[@DoodlingHitman]

yeah hopefully, but big doubt@@KingGamerz293

[@akilmoore]

"Before physics were discovered in the 16th century people could drive their vehicles as fast and freely as they wanted" - Albert Einstein

[@BonnNowa]

"No, you can't make the same video with the same title over and over again and expect it to be funny." This channel:

[@CallMeConCon]

im like why is youtube recommending 10 year old videos and its only 10 hours old. its such a great game

[@anuchek]

I think this might be my favorite video on the internet. I haven't laughed like that in a very very long time. Such a great and fun idea. Deserves much much more views and likes.

[@skatemobster]

This would be a cool scenario for those mock emergency broadcast system videos.

[@jimmyboy1582]

Thats a great idea.

[@Nigel-xp4rf]

If anyone who has played GTA IV when they were young and now needs a few laughs, this video is a definite must see. Thank you for uploading.

[@hiit8720]

4:25 noice 👌

[@Sayoinmayo]

6:50 "Cool, I'll take the long way, hope I don't hit anyone" lolll

[@yolsil775]

I swear to God GTA IV was built to purposely target the player with physics objects (cars, light poles, etc) the amount of times my ragdoll and the ragdoll in your videos just smashes into poles and such is too much for it to just be coincidental.

[@aribantala]

6:54 I actually never saw the Declasse Merit Taxi cab with that single roof indicator, It's always the Vapid Stanier or usually Minivan Taxi cab that has it. Merit and Minivan Taxis are always spawns with the Ad Banner Roof Indicator. Really neat to actually see they spawn with a single indicator and not the ad banner one lol

[@ShortsAddict]

Interesting yeah. 😜

[@kaitz1535]

NPC Shittiest Luck Award goes to the dude at 1:51

[@carlg4544]

Could you do one with pedestrians accelerating and try to walk somewhere? 😂

[@johndoemama]

“Traffic’s a nightmare today,” careful, that taxi driver sounds like a detective to me.

[@DonkeyFilms]

I was at work when I clicked on this, my eyes almost popped out of my skull from holding so much laughter at the bridge part

[@KuranGamerTV]

That Traffic in 9999999 speed looks like a speeding Demolition Derby!

[@astola_studio_official]

“WTF” That's the best way the taxi could Explain the situation.

[@LSCrazyCabCo]

the driving force behind the LC taxi cabs is really something i admire