Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men

“You can't sell your blood, your ex-wife already took that.”
Season 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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[@Cloud4012]

Charlie’s sweet talk has once again saved the day

[@iceinvein]

Only for Alan to ruin everything

[@tomwanner5786]

"Oh cmon you just bought them to go to Palm Springs to pick up lesbians" 😂😂😂😂

[@imkuldeep]

Are there Lesbians plenty abound in the Palm Springs?? 😁

[@redacted2275]

Charlie really is good, empathetic Judith is a rare sight to see... especially when the empathy is towards Alan lol

[@ironpulse3658]

I just know Charlie got his guilt tripping skills from Evelyn 😏

[@ivanivanovic9977]

Are you calm? I’m listening!😂😂😂

[@MP-in7ne]

Judith, that's not listening ...I use this line every time with the girlfriend

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

Charlie is a man's best teacher ever.

[@narajuna]

Seriously you use Judith ?

[@MP-in7ne]

@narajuna sometimes when we're in a playful mood, but when it's serious, I use her name.

[@redips]

Judith: I'm listening Charlie: are you calmed? Judith: I'm listening Take it or leave it, Charlie. lol

[@MegaThucydides]

She's probably crying thinking about alimony going away if he goes bankrupt

[@georgebrice8329]

Say what you could say charlie is alan best way to combat judith

[@Owenhoysa]

You are that good Charlie you really are

[@muhammadkhairulizat]

So cunning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylersmith9465]

Nice job Charlie

[@user-pt2ln7fe3e]

Charlie = GOAT

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

Charlie: Since when do you play golf? Alan: Well, technically they’re your clubs. Charlie: You’re stealing from me? Alan: Oh, come on. You only bought Em so you can go to Palm Springs and pick up lesbians!

[@corsaandy94]

😂😂

[@leocapri475]

Because I'm good very very good🎉

[@HeartsforJesus25]

too bad Alan messed it up

[@everettyeargin5249]

Doesn't he always...Poor sap!

[@marcuspeters3894]

Alan always putting himself in problems

[@porcupinecraig]

Always kills me when women will divorce their husbands because he isn't good enough, but then they will still expect him to live up to his responsibilities. I really think there is a hell waiting for women who pull this nonsense.

[@StarrPower2232]

Alan your relationship with Kandi can be summarized as, she’s hot, you’re desperate, and she’s willing to sleep with you. Stop trying to make it sound deeper than it really is. This relationship doesn’t have enough depth to fill a kiddie pool.

[@redacted2275]

He obviously knows that, she's high maintenance sex.

[@Spudgonzo]

This sounds like something Charlie woulda said to Alan

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

​@@redacted2275And he's LOW maintenance.

[@My_Naginta]

It's always fun reading comments that over analyze sitcoms. In more news, water is wet

[@tootsy1100]

That's most guy's relationship though starr

[@FantometteBR]

Landscaping issue

[@levelUpHVM]

Charlie is the legend 👑👑👑

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@jasonvredenburg4839]

Turns out I'm a bit of an expert 😅

[@tomb7942]

This show was a ongoing commercial for MGTOW.

[@umerhayat1590]

😂

[@user-df2ml4ro9v]

1 Corinthians 6:9-11,

[@touristguy87]

pps it's bad enough that both he and his kid are living in his brothers' house. for free When it comes to him, as my hypothetical brother, even trying to sell my golf-clubs on eBay? Because he's given his court-ordered alimony and child support to some piece on the side who he's screwing in MY house? He's gone. Period. The charade is over. The hell I'm going to his ex-wifes' house to lie to her about what is going on. Both Charlie AND his ex-wife (and his kid) need to face this square in the face. The worst part is that the longer Charlie lets them stay there, the more they have an expectation that they can stay there. Eventually under most state laws they will become tenants under those conditions. And for free? Are you SERIOUS? The fuck they are staying in my Malibu beach-house for free while I pay to have a maid keep the place clean and they do nothing to contribute to the finances of the house. There is suspension of belief in the name of comedy. And there is a line between that and insanity. Funny show for the former. But the latter is no laughing matter at all.

[@touristguy87]

Bitter humor. Alan and Charlie both have a tendency to shower women with gifts that they can't afford to give. Meanwhile the mother of his child who he is legally obligated to pay both alimony and child-support gets shafted. Where is the humor here.

[@henrypeters5291]

He was paying her $4,000 a month in alimony alone. He was the one getting the shaft.

[@legendaryjimbob7685]

No. Alan is horny idiot that doesnt have the balls to stand up to women so he ends up spending money he doesnt have on Kandi. Charlie doesnt have tendency to shower women with gifts he cant afford, Charlie rarely gives them gifts and when he does, he can afford it, during the show Charlie was shown to have money issue once and even that got resolved.

[@narajuna]

Charlie could not afford? Judith pays alimony? Bitter humor I guess....

[@bigonicha3225]

You clearly haven’t watched the show and clearly you write this commend based on your feelings alone.In the show Alan not only was paying here huge alimony over 3k and child support but she got to keep the house and most of their belongings.Meanwhile Judith didn’t work a single day thanks to Alan paying her these huge sums.So yeah she is the one that is shafting Alan not the other way around

[@henrypeters5291]

@@bigonicha3225 I believe the amount was $3,875. Not to mention she also asked Alan to take out life support and pay for things not covered by child support.