Give the guy who came up with this content a raise.
@KajuTheRudeMonke3 жыл бұрын
Even better, a promotion! . . . . . . Promotion to a customer, because it's fucking cringe!
@techguy26963 жыл бұрын
@@KajuTheRudeMonke boomer
@patelmanthan833 жыл бұрын
Plz tell me it's not you
@KajuTheRudeMonke3 жыл бұрын
@@techguy2696 no u
@vivanrs6433 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@HDWpowopo3 жыл бұрын
“All games are immortal if you have the PGN” 😂
@fckyo77893 жыл бұрын
What's that mean?
@Thomanski3 жыл бұрын
@@fckyo7789 PGN is a file format which describes a chess game
@brawldude26563 жыл бұрын
It said PGN its the game notation string.
@Tizohip3 жыл бұрын
why kieseritzky are so strange??
@chillegaming18373 жыл бұрын
XXXXDDDD
@kylen64303 жыл бұрын
“What can be more brilliant than perfect accuracy “ Stockfish dropping knowledge bombs lol
@leontrotsky64302 жыл бұрын
Brilliant accuracy is boring, have you seen top level computer games?
@kylen64302 жыл бұрын
@@leontrotsky6430 yes.
@kennethhicks21132 жыл бұрын
Yep, and the entire knowledge/info to beat any monkey is in there and less than 30 meg dl. Neurologically, monkeys memory retention and multitasking exceeds this but are unable to effectively do it. Maybe the theory monkeys use isn't really the best. I think one SF weakness is always selecting the best move when playing monkeys when there is a shorter route to a win. It hates to lose worse than HN!
@kylen64302 жыл бұрын
@@kennethhicks2113 are you a computer program? You seem to talk like one
@kennethhicks21132 жыл бұрын
@@kylen6430 Lol... naw, just old and have learned a lot, but thanks as I take it as a compliment ; ) GG
@centanaro79103 жыл бұрын
Humans: Is the Immortal chess game! Stockfich: It is the game of two humans where they play brilliantly badly.
@Hardjosh3 жыл бұрын
Stockfich is really good at playing chess.
@centanaro79103 жыл бұрын
Wow! 😮 Thank you so much for 500 likes 😉
@furkanozal5562 жыл бұрын
@@Hardjosh but can it beat me?
@ethanl.16992 жыл бұрын
@@furkanozal556 yes
@satgurs2 жыл бұрын
@@furkanozal556 perhaps
@WalaStika3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad my Diamond membership is going towards something good like the production of this video.
@BigBoss5493 жыл бұрын
Ooooo a fellow guardian
@roblosh84172 жыл бұрын
Me too :) most worthwhile subscription I have, including Playstation +. And that's saying a lot for me.
@deadinlavapool24373 жыл бұрын
I like "stockfish analysing games played by humans" type of video
@orlock203 жыл бұрын
But can Stockfish play Guess the ELO or will it just say. "300" every time?
@Impulze083 жыл бұрын
"A lot of names for just one person to have"... Stockfish is funnier than me *and* better at chess :(
@butterpecan0773 жыл бұрын
dont feel down stock fish can only calculate moves it can not talk
@aluminiumknight40383 жыл бұрын
If that's funnier than you I can't imagine how unfunny you are
@Hardjosh3 жыл бұрын
:)
@zenleek21293 жыл бұрын
It won't get laid either so we at least have that in common lol
@furkanozal5562 жыл бұрын
@@butterpecan077 but who is talking now?
@lalita_42783 жыл бұрын
WE WANT MORE OF THIS PLSS... ps: a suggestion .. let stockfish analyse its game against alpha zero.. it wld be so much funn
@fivehundrediq52123 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@lalita_42783 жыл бұрын
@@fivehundrediq5212 ?
@karansingh-nn7nc3 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@cadespaulding38373 жыл бұрын
it starts by making fun of alpha and ends the video with just constant screaming
@lalita_42783 жыл бұрын
@@cadespaulding3837 😂😂😂
@TheDigiWorld3 жыл бұрын
Stockfish (talking about King's Gambit): "This opening is not good because white's king is now severely weakened" Stockfish (When playing vs Lc0): *Plays the King's Gambit and sacrifices 5 pieces before checkmating Lc0*
@benjaminblack913 жыл бұрын
Stockfih doesn't play king's gambit, it is given the kings gambit as an example opening in these tournaments, which it continues from.
@archiebellega9563 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminblack91 Yeah, if you let Stockfish play its preferred opening it's going to be Ruy Lopez: Berlin defense variation, or Italian, either mainline or 2 knight defense (Stockfish 14 in my phone actually like 2 knight over mainline Italian as black, inviting Fried Liver, it actually argues that the pawn sacrifice is worth the bishop pair, as to keep the extra pawn white had to give up the light bishop)
@JKBrown-vv1yw2 жыл бұрын
If their personalities were real: Stockfish: "You are a clearly inferior AI, Leela. Here, I'll play a known weak opening and will still crush you."
@levihecho0072 жыл бұрын
Reverse Psychology
@leftylizard90852 жыл бұрын
I think the fact that Stockfish played the King's gambit against Lc0 was simply out of disrespect for its opponent.
@tctrainconstruct25923 жыл бұрын
More accurate title: Stockfish completely roasts the Immortal Chess Game
@iaber16983 жыл бұрын
I know, there should be a series called "Stockfish roasting inmortal games"
@yongyong84972 жыл бұрын
Comparing between stockfish’s reply and human’s reply to grandmasters gameplays Humans: so strong Stockfish:so weak soooooo weak how you learn chess even when I was 1 month old I can already defeat 1000000000000 grandmasters and you still be a noob from bad class I wonder how your teacher teach you you still a trash chess player who plays chess badly Haiyaaaaa why you still here this who teach you ?From my son ? Even my 1month old can definitely defeat you I don’t know why people call you grandmasters they should call you trash chess player even my friend jack also can defeat you without his eye he so noob that he can even defeat you he so noob that he can only defeat 1000 grandmasters
@tanmaysingh95642 жыл бұрын
A Queen on a centralized legal board has 27 legal moves, this Queen has five.. ha ha ha
@BionicOne12 жыл бұрын
LOL
@GMBethHarmon3 жыл бұрын
0:46 Stockfish having a full-blown stroke. 😂
@AnkhArcRod3 жыл бұрын
The production value for the anthropomorphised stockfish is really high for this video. The writing is great too. It is scary that one day, the text could also be generated by an AI rendering us useless.
@strong87053 жыл бұрын
AI of today generate superb voice, similar graphics, and with 24 hours proper training will produce wittier and broader comments. It is just not mass produced yet.
@AnkhArcRod3 жыл бұрын
@@strong8705 Could you plese point to your source? I am keenly interested in AI and have basic background in it. However, I have never found any AI algorithm which generates and correctly expresses "witty" comments. I do know of algos that generate comments, paraphrase discussions and even generate puns for a given statement. If you know of a research paper or a demo, could you kindly link it?
@DelFlo3 жыл бұрын
It is impossible for an AI to come up with authentically humorous statements. Real humour requires a self-reflective consciousness.
@laszlovincze50953 жыл бұрын
@@DelFlo Nonsense, look up DeepLeffen's or wint_but_ai's tweets.
@onecommunistboi3 жыл бұрын
@@AnkhArcRod Look for interviews with GPT3
@adminducky3 жыл бұрын
"After more than 14 moves I recommend you have more than 1 developed pieces" LOL
@manask81163 жыл бұрын
7:12 Stockfish- I never get check mated Alphazero- Hold my beer
@mikoajtokar58463 жыл бұрын
Technicly he resigns
@civ72933 жыл бұрын
@@mikoajtokar5846 OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
@GMBethHarmon3 жыл бұрын
This is Stockfish 14, not his dopey cousin Stockfish 8.
@hd11_883 жыл бұрын
Stockfish: L.O.L 🤣🤣🤣
@civ72933 жыл бұрын
@@hd11_88 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
@jovenjamestorrejos2703 жыл бұрын
Stockfish: Black however is already lost. Anderssen: plays Bd6. Stockfish: Bd6?? Did I say lost? This got me laughing...
@pranavmohata40443 жыл бұрын
"knight to h5 to guard a pawn thats already guarded" -Stockfish 2021
@bariseker41933 жыл бұрын
Lol. I like these series. The commentary is so funny.
@mmartel3 жыл бұрын
This was hilariously enjoyable. Please make more.
@jovenjamestorrejos2703 жыл бұрын
Human call this Immortal game. Anderssen: Plays the King's Gambit. Stockfish: Play this against me and I will show you no mercy.
@Nahro2 жыл бұрын
i'm here just to say the thumbnail is terrifying
@artsenor2543 жыл бұрын
5:58 "If I can't find a forced mate, then you certainly can't." Mind your words, you might get your neural networks dissed by crazy problem makers.
@przemeks5773 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Stockfish has such a sense of humour. Whenever I play against it, it's just soulless machine beating c..p out of me.
@Stefan0v12 жыл бұрын
I think if engines were given speech and a great deal of trash talk, chess would explode in popularity.
@nigelmaccuver91223 жыл бұрын
😂 Stockfish- “Sometimes I wish I could I be this naive”.
@theoheha3 жыл бұрын
"And that's why ladies and gentlemen, computer is such a scumbag." -some IM
@blah7773 жыл бұрын
GOTHAMCHESS
@ricardoespinoza87003 жыл бұрын
"Play ANY OPENING AGAINST ME, and I WILL SHOW YOU **NO MERCY**" Loved it!!
@maxkho003 жыл бұрын
2:31 the reason g6 is better than c6 is not that the knight is more dangerous than the bishop ─ it's that it just wins a full knight (as the knight is trapped after h4 Qf6).
@andrewirawan24153 жыл бұрын
I just love how sarcastic stockfish is
@justarandomcuber73062 жыл бұрын
0:47 stockfish’s head is doing a thing
@KillerRz3 жыл бұрын
"Grandmaster John wrote that this game has been noted for it's brilliancy rather than it's accuracy as a computer this does not make sense to me. What can be more brilliance than perfect accuracy" -Stock fish
@KyryloMudrokha2 жыл бұрын
Plays pawn for absolutely no fucking reason. :gigachad:gigachad:
@matthewviramontes31313 жыл бұрын
Now imagine if Stockfish analyzed one of our games Stockfish: "How are you doing so bad by move 10?" "I feel like I'm going to puke, please make it stop" "Watching this game makes my head hurt and I don't even have a head"
@dunjadjordjevic63923 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nuggetwarm9813 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@pranavbhalerao93793 жыл бұрын
Stock fish explaining a game in the voice of NM cjxchess!!! woah thats pretty cool!
@itsalmostfun8567 Жыл бұрын
Stockfish even didnt show any mercy to mittens
@ImmortalChess. Жыл бұрын
stockfish lightskin stare
@moustafa_19943 жыл бұрын
Loving these Stockfish trash-talking videos xD keep them coming
@AHG13473 жыл бұрын
Stockfish: I never get Checkmated. Alpha Zero: A very poor choice of words...
@forgottenetremembered2 жыл бұрын
this is sf14 no sf8..
@lancelotdewouters4742 жыл бұрын
"I will show you no mercy"
@obiologo3 жыл бұрын
now i want stockfish to analyze one of my games like this... there's a special kind of humor to being called inferior by a machine.
@arnavkothari28042 жыл бұрын
Just a beginning of stock fish's attack on humanity
@eminalopatyuk681210 ай бұрын
Sometimes stockfish thinks that this game is a draw, but it is winning for a one player
@Paytologist3 жыл бұрын
I need more of this, this is great 👍
@zyadasad86232 жыл бұрын
"All games are immortal if you have the PGN" lol
@yourbuddy65562 жыл бұрын
Stockfish : play any opening and I will show you no mercy. AlphaZero : That's cute.
@krrpmitsuki2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@krrpmitsuki2 жыл бұрын
But Stockfish 15 can beat Alpha Zero
@nathanaeldean63013 жыл бұрын
Video Idea: make Stockfish analyse brilliant positional queen sacs (Nezhmetdinov vs Chernikov) that engines can't analyse properly yet. I want to see that smug smile wiped away
@shivanshnigam2813 жыл бұрын
that queen sac was losing against an engine
@Musicrafter123 жыл бұрын
@@shivanshnigam281 Not really. The sacrifice is objectively quite dangerous and challenges black to prove equality according to most modern analysis.
@fivehundrediq52123 жыл бұрын
@@Musicrafter12 when the last time a human beat a chess engine?
@zionlee10043 жыл бұрын
@@fivehundrediq5212 Just now. I defeated stockfish. I set it up so that it didnt play the best moves.
@shucklesors3 жыл бұрын
@@Musicrafter12 nah. its really on white to try and find the draw at the engine level. modern analysis... by humans?
@chessenjoyer96572 жыл бұрын
"I never get checkmated haha" Remembers PTSD from vs AlphaZero matches Stockfish: Moving on..
@pmq66452 жыл бұрын
The humor and the way stockfish stop abruptly and continue talking reminds me of Gothamchess
@Toshineko3 жыл бұрын
XDDD I love this! I love how Stockfish roasts us human players for his game analysis.
@trevorarashiro21553 жыл бұрын
Please we need more of this
@kirillzakharov73362 жыл бұрын
Alternate title:Stockfish roasting humans for 8 and a half minutes straight
@TheWizardsOfOz2 жыл бұрын
That "HAHAHA" is creepy.
@lordzackiff3 жыл бұрын
Every time I listen to Stockfish jokes I am positive that IM Rensch wrote them xd
@z0uLess2 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of things that are more brilliant than perfect accuracy
@redandblue10133 жыл бұрын
That wink 7:15 😂 No but seriously this was way more hilarious than I was expecting I think this one was better than the last one, which was still great
@ahmeteker52973 жыл бұрын
“I never get checkmated” *cries in alphazero*
@tbd33363 жыл бұрын
Stockfish: it's time to delete this comment
@rachebrother53493 жыл бұрын
@the devil the pgns are missing
@vaporeon96533 жыл бұрын
@the devil Tbh Stockfish is by far the strongest now The version that AlphaZero fought was Stockfish 8, and we're now on Stockfish 14
@danousd2 жыл бұрын
I like how stockfish gives the correct line that goes on and on.
@abhijitprajapati37642 жыл бұрын
if you look at the thumbnail, you see that a black king is in check but white is still makeing a move without black dealing with the check.
@arod06233 жыл бұрын
This content is brilliant. Kudos
@captainxorro85533 жыл бұрын
I would like more videos of Stockfish roasting the most brilliant games in Chess history.
@ankurmajumdar72863 жыл бұрын
"I am glad that I can format my disk so I do not have to go through this again"
@josgojiehyp20003 жыл бұрын
I could watch hundreds of these
@quixotix95402 жыл бұрын
Stockfish: "I jest, I never get checkmated, haha" Stockfish one second later: Alphazero flashbacks
@resu20262 жыл бұрын
I love this Format! MORE!
@GhasperZz2 жыл бұрын
Remember, its thanks to us that you exist !
@globalchess93243 жыл бұрын
Please bring more of this.If possible a conversation between Stockfish and Alpha Zero.
@Gigachadd_6992 жыл бұрын
Imagine stockfish 30 calling magnus a noob in 2100
@krrpmitsuki2 жыл бұрын
😳
@editbalazs3493 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to anime this Robot in the video? This is amazing!
@youtubekings38532 жыл бұрын
"All games are immortal if you have the PGN" Stockfish's humour is so good
@mr.anonymous59613 жыл бұрын
People who used to play online chess to avoid trash talking in real life , welcome to this KZbin channel!
@Esotelien2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't surprise me if one day computers can communicate like this. It's going to make for some interesting conversations.
@sensennsen2 жыл бұрын
"I hope she's not claustrophobic."
@naderkesserwan30242 жыл бұрын
Combining human sarcasm with the processing power to play chess is out of this world.
@prathambansal21692 жыл бұрын
thats how alphazero treats stockfish
@krrpmitsuki2 жыл бұрын
😂
@gowtheturtle29323 жыл бұрын
" of course play any opening against me and i will show no mercy"- Stockfish 2021
@greylitz75473 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear a joke, stockfish? SF:What is it human? How strong is your memory? SF:Stronger than any other human Remind me how many games you lost to AlphaZero? SF: 5:13
@TahaNasser3 жыл бұрын
This is the best series you guys do.
@paulcervenka2 жыл бұрын
Stockfish had a glow up just to impress Lc0
@dayz90612 жыл бұрын
why would it impress someone who he crushed 😂
@krrpmitsuki2 жыл бұрын
@@dayz9061 😂
@anthraxbeethrax82062 жыл бұрын
Please stop, I cant stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
@mudassirkhan64613 жыл бұрын
StockFish : play it against me and i will show you no mercy AlphaZero : kids these days.
@ejsampana4262 жыл бұрын
it's already 8 months since this video was uploaded, it's just a matter of time until stockfish invades the world
@alexmendoza19432 жыл бұрын
"Guarding a pawn which is already guarded, at least there's a threath" I like this words by stockfish 😆
@yassen94922 жыл бұрын
This is reanimated Madara Uchiha in the future but in his robotic form. They have the same exact voice lmaoo!
@someminecraftplayer96902 жыл бұрын
Why is this so good.
@youtubechannel-nm8uf3 жыл бұрын
Stockfish acualy has problems seeing trapped peaces on the board
@Jesus1096GD3 жыл бұрын
This deserves a medal tbh.
@speeder.x99832 жыл бұрын
imagine this stockfish narrating a game against alpha zero
@APVZ-fi8mt3 жыл бұрын
5:18 "enamored by all the mating ideas"
@AvangionQ3 жыл бұрын
More of this, please.
@xianixiir30912 жыл бұрын
This is a great way to teach chess by a chess engine.
@comparingdata76803 жыл бұрын
7:13 : "Oh yeah, I never get checkmated" *remembers alpha zero* looks down and holds his tears 😂😂😂
@forgottenetremembered2 жыл бұрын
this is SF14 not SF8...
@BloodPump3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see stockfish speak of 'no mercy' to alpha zero.
@tracymiller11492 жыл бұрын
"After 14 moves I recommend you have more than one developed piece."
@ashergaming62152 жыл бұрын
I think sometime fide should have a roasting competition between stock fish and the world
@jisooya78783 жыл бұрын
This stockfish guy looks so confident in himself, he should go for the candidates next year xD
@xandror3 жыл бұрын
He was banned for using an engine.
@prim163 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy, the Stockfish roasting humans series is back. My favorite 👏
@yaanshgupta2 жыл бұрын
Imagine bunch of stockfish dominating world and only way to prevent them is beating them in chess.
@eligastpro2460 Жыл бұрын
I like how stockfish just turned red when he said: "If you play this against me I will show no mercy"