STOLEN Yukon involved in MAIL THEFT gets overturned by Arkansas State Police PIT Maneuver

Officer’s Report:
Charges:
Fleeing (F)
Theft by Receiving (F)
Unauthorized Use of Another’s Property (F)
Aggravated Assault (F)
Obstructing Governmental Operations
Criminal Mischief
Defective Tail Lamp
Reckless Driving
No Seatbelt
On Thursday, December 14, 2023, at approximately 9:15 P.M, I noticed a dark colored GMC Yukon traveling westbound on
Wedington Drive. Earlier in the day I had received information from Washington County Deputies that a vehicle matching this
description bearing ARVL ATI46T had possibly been involved in multiple mail thefts throughout the county and had fled from
other law enforcement agencies. The vehicle was also reported stolen out of the Springdale Police Department. I turned around
and caught up to the vehicle near Double Springs Road and confirmed it was the same vehicle.
The vehicle continued northbound towards a residence. The vehicle then began to accelerate and make a left hand turn
through the grass yard. I attempted to strike the left rear quarter panel of the car but did not have enough speed or a good
angle to cause the vehicle to stop. Trp Hopper came across the yard and attempted to strike the vehicle as well. The vehicle
drove through a wooden fence on White Rock and continued back south towards Wedington Drive.
The vehicle turned westbound onto Wedington and accelerated to a high rate of speed. Trp Hopper was in front of me at this
time, but he was unable to accelerate due to vehicle issues, I passed him and became the primary pursuit unit again. I
continued following the vehicle and watched it turn left onto S Buddy Elkins.
The vehicle used Buddy Elkins to turn around and
go back to Wedington and turn back east. The vehicle attempted to pass a Chevrolet truck by driving on the shoulder. The
vehicle struck the Chevy truck on the passenger side while trying to pass it. At this time, Trp Hopper who had discontinued
following the vehicle on Buddy Elkins, was in a position to end the pursuit and performed a TVI. The vehicle rolled over once
and came to rest on the driver’s side.
Commands were given for the occupants to exit. The first to exit from the front passenger window was Michael Lewis .
The second to exit was Krystal Starr. Both were taken into custody without further incident. A
third occupant was in the back seat. He had difficulty exiting the vehicle, but I was able to help him out of the back seat
passenger window. He was also taken into custody. He said his name was Tristen Taylor.
No return was located for this information. A Fayetteville Police Officer arrived and when I mentioned this name, he said he
thought his real name would be Tristen McNamee with the same date of birth. This information was checked and confirmed to
be the third occupant. All three subjects had multiple felony warrants which were all confirmed.
The vehicle was confirmed stolen out of the Springdale Police Department.
All three occupants were read their Miranda Warning. Michael and Krystal would not confirm who was driving. Tristen said that
Krystal was the driver. This statement is consistent with how they exited the vehicle, Michael first from the passenger side, and
then Krystal. Additionally, the driver’s seat was moved close to the steering wheel, indicating the driver may have been shorter.
Inside the vehicle, multiple pieces of mail with varying names and addresses from the rural areas of Washington County were
located.
Tristen was issued a citation (200A1452757) for Obstructing Governmental Operations for lying about his name, as well as No
Seatbelt.
Krystal is being charged with Felony Fleeing for fleeing while exceeding the speed limit, Aggravated Assault for engaging in
conduct that created a substantial risk or physical injury or death by striking the innocent motorist while trying to flee.
Additionally, she is being charged with Felony Theft by Receiving for having an unexplained possession of the stolen Yukon.
Additionally, she is being charged with Unauthorized use of Another’s Property for using the stolen Yukon to facilitate another
violation without the owner’s knowledge. She is also being charged with Criminal Mischief for the damage caused to the yard
as well as the fence. Additionally, she is being charged with Reckless Driving, Defective Tail Lamps and No Seatbelt as the
seatbelt was locked in place and showed she was sitting on top of it. She will have a court date set in Washington County
Circuit Court.

[@PolicePursuits]

Officer’s Report: Charges: Fleeing (F) Theft by Receiving (F) Unauthorized Use of Another’s Property (F) Aggravated Assault (F) Obstructing Governmental Operations Criminal Mischief Defective Tail Lamp Reckless Driving No Seatbelt On Thursday, December 14, 2023, at approximately 9:15 P.M, I noticed a dark colored GMC Yukon traveling westbound on Wedington Drive. Earlier in the day I had received information from Washington County Deputies that a vehicle matching this description bearing ARVL ATI46T had possibly been involved in multiple mail thefts throughout the county and had fled from other law enforcement agencies. The vehicle was also reported stolen out of the Springdale Police Department. I turned around and caught up to the vehicle near Double Springs Road and confirmed it was the same vehicle. The vehicle continued northbound towards a residence. The vehicle then began to accelerate and make a left hand turn through the grass yard. I attempted to strike the left rear quarter panel of the car but did not have enough speed or a good angle to cause the vehicle to stop. Trp Hopper came across the yard and attempted to strike the vehicle as well. The vehicle drove through a wooden fence on White Rock and continued back south towards Wedington Drive. The vehicle turned westbound onto Wedington and accelerated to a high rate of speed. Trp Hopper was in front of me at this time, but he was unable to accelerate due to vehicle issues, I passed him and became the primary pursuit unit again. I continued following the vehicle and watched it turn left onto S Buddy Elkins. The vehicle used Buddy Elkins to turn around and go back to Wedington and turn back east. The vehicle attempted to pass a Chevrolet truck by driving on the shoulder. The vehicle struck the Chevy truck on the passenger side while trying to pass it. At this time, Trp Hopper who had discontinued following the vehicle on Buddy Elkins, was in a position to end the pursuit and performed a TVI. The vehicle rolled over once and came to rest on the driver’s side. Commands were given for the occupants to exit. The first to exit from the front passenger window was Michael Lewis . The second to exit was Krystal Starr. Both were taken into custody without further incident. A third occupant was in the back seat. He had difficulty exiting the vehicle, but I was able to help him out of the back seat passenger window. He was also taken into custody. He said his name was Tristen Taylor. No return was located for this information. A Fayetteville Police Officer arrived and when I mentioned this name, he said he thought his real name would be Tristen McNamee with the same date of birth. This information was checked and confirmed to be the third occupant. All three subjects had multiple felony warrants which were all confirmed. The vehicle was confirmed stolen out of the Springdale Police Department. All three occupants were read their Miranda Warning. Michael and Krystal would not confirm who was driving. Tristen said that Krystal was the driver. This statement is consistent with how they exited the vehicle, Michael first from the passenger side, and then Krystal. Additionally, the driver’s seat was moved close to the steering wheel, indicating the driver may have been shorter. Inside the vehicle, multiple pieces of mail with varying names and addresses from the rural areas of Washington County were located. Tristen was issued a citation (200A1452757) for Obstructing Governmental Operations for lying about his name, as well as No Seatbelt. Krystal is being charged with Felony Fleeing for fleeing while exceeding the speed limit, Aggravated Assault for engaging in conduct that created a substantial risk or physical injury or death by striking the innocent motorist while trying to flee. Additionally, she is being charged with Felony Theft by Receiving for having an unexplained possession of the stolen Yukon. Additionally, she is being charged with Unauthorized use of Another’s Property for using the stolen Yukon to facilitate another violation without the owner’s knowledge. She is also being charged with Criminal Mischief for the damage caused to the yard as well as the fence. Additionally, she is being charged with Reckless Driving, Defective Tail Lamps and No Seatbelt as the seatbelt was locked in place and showed she was sitting on top of it. She will have a court date set in Washington County Circuit Court.

[@mikeh8416]

Not charged with mail tampering? That's a big boy crime with some big boy time. Hopefully these fine citizens aren't released on bond!!

[@PolicePursuits]

@@mikeh8416 I'm sure Mr. Postal Inspector will pay them a visit

[@XXSkunkWorksXX]

- - Criminal Mischief - - (headline next day) _"'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury.'"_ Wellllll .. The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians? or scallywags? Boy oh boy I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftsbury tonight.

[@Chewbert]

I always love it when they slap a seatbelt violation on at the end 😂

[@aerialcat1]

@Chewbert: and possibly littering… I do appreciate their attention to detail.

[@bradfordsmith2738]

The driver was also charged because the tail lights were not working on the car they stole.

[@aerialcat1]

@@bradfordsmith2738 Karma truly is a bitch.

[@mexicanspec]

They also charged her with Criminal Mischief for the damage caused to the yard as well as the fence.

[@JerseyGirl50]

Gotta charge them with everything in the hopes that some of it sticks.

[@dclxvi6521]

Please tell me NO BOND. Package thieves during xmas time have no soul and should be locked away for a really long time.

[@PolicePursuits]

Stealing Christmas 👿

[@GetzGoth]

As you make this comment we hear “you’re a mean one Mr Grinch” playing in the background.

[@brewnhell9938]

I love how Arkansas lets their cops do their jobs. Washington has knee capped our LE. Nice work guys!

[@Dave-ei7kk]

Wouldn’t any rulings coming from federal authorities in Washington affect all 50 states? So any state’s police agencies, including Arkansas, would be working under the same federal guidelines or rules. So wouldn’t the differences you are referring to be at the state level? I know it’s easy to blame “Washington” for anything you don’t like. But do us a favor and think before you post conclusions like this that don’t pass the sniff test.

[@horacio-ho3bf]

Well, generally people are more educated in Wa state....AR-47th in law enforcement, 49th in education , # 1 in innocent people killed from pit maneuvers....depends on priorities from the population of each jurisdiction.....AR would rather kill innocent citizens for petty crimes than let their brothers in law miss the body work and alignment for their vehicles....its the poor hillbilly brain versus the college educated brain

[@LovelyLass-nb8op]

Yes pretty embarrassing watching 20 cop cars following a criminal and doing nothing. Totally emasculated

[@ausfuhrpramienjagar]

@@LovelyLass-nb8op .. That's typical in SoCal LE pursuits. The worst in the country!. LMAO

[@SlavaSesh]

You're aware the ASP gets sued and loses a lot, right?

[@littlecreekbowclub5288]

That was a hell of a PIT, love it!!

[@TheNorwoodCat]

Awesome tackle!!!!!! BAM!

[@elisekuby2009]

These losers never learn a damned thing, do they? Stolen mail - that should be a nice long stretch in jail!

[@nunyabuziness8421]

They will😂federal time😂

[@theresahvassman9965]

Yep it’s Federal

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Unless I'm mistaken mail theft is five years in Federal prison.

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Local courts give a wrist slap, fed agent screwing with decent folk instead of going to court.

[@iSniperQueen]

ftp

[@nomomomo5422]

OH and GREAT JOB Arkansas SP. Amazing effort and well coordinated team work too.

[@crisespinoza1979]

You watch Jelle Marble Run also? Lol

[@themusette5894]

I always giggle at the seatbelt charges, but the defective tail light charge is a real hoot.

[@miltonhollis703]

One of the Cleanest PIT maneuver I've seen in years.. TOTALLY AWESOME and REMARKABLE 😮😮😮

[@redwolfexr]

Other than the guy in the pickup truck that was caught in the PIT, yeah it was clean.

[@PolicePursuits]

@@redwolfexr Wrong place, wrong time 😩

[@brucebates1302]

It even looked like he was just checking the damage on his truck (5:14) when the one trooper yelled at him and then told another cop to search him. Jeez.

[@thedownwardmachine]

I hear mail theft is a bad profession, there’s a lot of turnover

[@dougstout3663]

*rollover

[@2873lonewolf]

@@dougstout3663 Turn over, that's the joke.

[@SPJBR]

😂

[@TarahMatson-zz2hj]

🤣🤣🤣 “turn over”

[@frankacosta2503]

As a dad humor aficionado, I approve! 😂😂😂😂

[@CountryRacing186]

I like when they throw in the petty charges lol

[@Kiki-Kauai]

Might as well since we all know they’re gonna get to plead to something lower. Throw all that stuff in so the big stuff sticks!

[@broeheemed32]

@@Kiki-Kauai - Yeah, but that's not what they usually do. Most frequently, they plead down and get the major charges dismissed. Maybe that isn't the case in Arkansas..... they seem to value law and order there.

[@Kiki-Kauai]

@@broeheemed32 yea, they won’t be pleading down the major charges in Arkansas. Not these. lol

[@CountryRacing186]

I've even seen them include tire tread offense😂

[@Kiki-Kauai]

@@CountryRacing186 love it! Lol

[@BobbieSmith46]

Have to mention that brave little wiper on the back window.

[@PolicePursuits]

He has one job!

[@BobbieSmith46]

@@PolicePursuits and he is going to do it dammit!

[@DogAteMyPopcorn]

If they would have put a police dog in the front of the SUV, Tristen would have jumped out of the rear door in no time.

[@stevefromchicago8277]

Beautiful pit, was not expecting that!

[@petemarchi5112]

Thank you officers

[@mindbender3327]

Merry Christmas ASP!! Stay safe. Oh, and if you see a jolly old white bearded man in a red sleigh heading west give him a pass, and don't PIT him. He has a long way to go, and a short time to get there. He will wave, with all his fingers and say Ho Ho Ho. Oh and great PIT!

[@megarth1]

I had a feeling I’d see a big Brillo pad come out through that window.

[@redwolfexr]

Sorta ignoring the person with all the felony charges was a white female, aren't you? There were as many black troopers as criminals in the video here and MORE white criminals than black ones... But don't let me mess up your racist glow here....

[@eddymahon1503]

Beautiful PIT! Big respect for Arkansas State Police👍👍

[@theresahvassman9965]

Usual suspects surprise-surprise SMHH. Great PIT ASP

[@redwolfexr]

I get the casual racism here, but the woman who was the main offender here sure looked white to me... so did the little Man-bun...

[@aaronrasalhagueforever3311]

Medal of Honor for that officer

[@cattinkerbell4946]

I was totally baffled when he crawled out of the window.

[@DouglasSatterfield]

Yeah, I thought he would be Amish.

[@ge3186]

Hahahaha!!!!!

[@biggdogg19]

Looks like he had a little white trash with him.

[@mshotz1]

Looks like her baby daddy is going to be late on his child support.

[@mshotz1]

And little Mr. Man Bun is a cry baby for a Gansta Wannabee

[@OJM-pr9qi]

The female suspect was arrested for another ASP chase back in August of 2019. Here is a video of that chase: kzbin.info/www/bejne/laqsn4SHirZ8aas

[@PolicePursuits]

WOW! Great memory!

[@user-fc9pn6ee8q]

And also last year. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIqpqWNsodh-e6Msi=54X3de5s0SdlD4xO

[@user-fc9pn6ee8q]

Also 4 years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIDGpIJ9eJicn68si=gg4y6iYVAs8OTo_R. Why hasn’t she been clearly put away???

[@OJM-pr9qi]

@@user-fc9pn6ee8q That’s the chase I was talking about.

[@JustReed]

Darn, it's the same old suspects. Go figure!

[@ericdvorak7030]

I’m sure the girls parents are proud of her 🤦🏼

[@ericdvorak7030]

Ghetto life

[@JustReed]

@@ericdvorak7030 They have they same dealers.

[@JustReed]

@@ericdvorak7030 Who always end up in a cage.

[@redwolfexr]

I get you were trying to make a racist statement here - but you seem to have missed that 2/3 of those arrested were white. Does the presence of a black Trooper bother you too?

[@jeronimo20242]

All three subjects had multiple felony warrants which were all confirmed.so as we can see here the problem is not the criminals but those letting them free and our legislators not doing their job creating new stronger laws for crime and eluding police.

[@dougaltolan3017]

Says the country with the highest incarceration rate in the world. Ever wonder if it isn't a solution.

[@jeronimo20242]

@@dougaltolan3017yes the freedom in america let people do many crazy thing people can't do in other countries if you have a solution go ahead we are listening

[@lisas8244]

@capitanengoe520 Obviously you don't get that all prisons are overcrowded, thus causing criminals to have to be released early and conservatives refuse to pay higher taxes to build new prisons. There is only so much room and the criminal element continues to grow in numbers.

[@dougaltolan3017]

@@jeronimo20242 A curious take on it... If people do the things that they are free to do, then surely those things aren't illegal. I think there are several issues, freedom isn't one of them. Social and moral attitude are major factors. A society that can't tell the difference between socialism and communism is not in a good place to implement national measures to tackle the root cause of rampant criminality. A capitalist society breeds inequality, the mantra that *anyone* can win completely fails to address the fact that in a zero sum game, not *everyone* can win. Yet anything other than rampant capitalism is labeled "commie". Thanks CIA from 60s, 70s, 80s for hammering home this bogey man attitude towards *anything* remotely socially moral. If there's one thing that sums up American attitude, it's "I'm all right Jack, fk you". When stranded in a go get it culture with naff all opportunity, crime is a very attractive ethos.

[@jeronimo20242]

@@dougaltolan3017 i was born and live all my life in cuba the most socialist country on earth , we as normal working people can"t express our opinion against the dictators in power in public with out having seriuos consecuences we can't vote and elect our politicians , we are not aloud to have free press we don't have a single private news paper tv or radio station all was confiscated in 1959 from the real and original owners our kids are force since day one in school to say they are comunist every morning before class starts may be you think you know about but you don't.

[@kahrnivor]

That was a SWEET move.

[@myrrhavm]

Nice take out. California law needs to watch ASP and learn a thing or two or twelve.

[@broeheemed32]

The female suspect was shown to be the driver, so - naturally - she'll be offered 100% immunity to testify against the male suspects. You know how it is.

[@redwolfexr]

Just like they all had their tasers pointed at the black guy (you can see the laser dots) but nobody had one pointed at the woman. They also screamed at him to quit moving when he... wasn't moving. He was as compliant as it gets - literally FELL out of the vehicle in the "arrest position."

[@BradfordtheEclectic]

​@@redwolfexrYou didn't see him reach back to his belt area with his right hand. I was immediately concerned that he might be drawing a weapon. You didn't notice that?

[@redwolfexr]

@@BradfordtheEclectic they were yelling at him for over a minute afterwards too. They were pretty hyper the whole time. Now compare that to how careful and "nice" they were to the guy in the back seat? Even after they cuffed and read him his rights he was never treated anything like the black guy. Irony was the woman was the main criminal, and they were all wanted. But the black guy is the one they had 5 guns pointed at and taser spots.... I was calling out the difference in how they were treated.. (and all the "usual suspects" comments even though 2/3s of the criminals were not the "usual suspects")

[@bushwhackermo]

​@@redwolfexraround blacks, never relax. True statement!

[@juanvalcarcel1620]

4:54 The duck cheers the Arkansas State Police.

[@louf7178]

LOL

[@martinedwards4522]

federal charges for stealing mail too

[@stevebailey3089]

Now that's how you pit somebody !

[@jbj27406]

That's going to get them some federal charges too for the mail, isn't it? I've heard there are no reduced sentences for federal stuff.

[@PolicePursuits]

Postal Inspector would like a word with them

[@jbj27406]

@@PolicePursuits Exactly! You're the best at ASP videos! Merry Christmas!

[@LindaZeno]

Postal inspectors can't even do anything anymore. It's too overwhelming everywhere.

[@chris-vc2ti]

🎉🎉🎉 they pitted that SUV into the back of that innocent pick up truck and then one of them took cover behind the pick up truck….wow….so sorry to the poor innocent person in the pickup truck

[@gsigs]

I love how he said "playing possum" completely naturally, like it's something he says every day.

[@datto240z]

i knew what they looked like!

[@Mycosyco1]

I absolutely LOVE the reverse PIT!!!!

[@Scott.Kristiansen]

Porky Pig got busted with Drake.

[@5150Bud]

Beautiful work!

[@user-iu4qo5yw1d]

And this is why I love Arkansas State Police. The only Police Department in the US with balls.

[@woody4u247]

Gotta love Arkansas, they allow their law enforcement to actually do the job.... they don't play the B.S. political nonsense.... if you refuse to stop.... you accept whatever consequences may happen... it's a choice.... if they get hurt or worse...it's 100% their choice... zero empathy.... ASP rocks!

[@mgmustang0510]

At ,3:38 , dude is lucky he didn't get lit up. Be grateful ol boy those police were trained and professional.

[@stratman9449]

can you imagine how much money the state of Arkansas could be "saving"....if it wasn't for "folk"like these 3 car occupants....charming. all these officers involved (thank you troopers) and the other emergeny services too...all at taxpayers (i.e. working part of society) cost.

[@pandunga]

Nobody plays games with Arkansas State Police. Good job.

[@jakedode]

Is this the same guy from the other 20 police chases I've binge watched? Looks really similar anyway...

[@jimgoff4458]

The person in the silver truck probably had to go home and change clothes.

[@barbarawolfe232]

Great Job ASP, 👏💙😊

[@ColtonRMagby]

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes.

[@anyfrazier8297]

Great TIV, hanging out with the usual suspects nothing good comes out of it. These Troopers are awesome, good job, stay safe 🙏🏻

[@MarinePigVa]

I have never seen a tbi to an oncoming vehicle…..

[@kylehoward4319]

Lol dude looked a little pissed he couldn’t jump out and run. Hope they get some lengthy sentences

[@msjanzzee]

This was my first. Oncoming TVI. Got her looking in the rearview mirror 😉. Great PIT! Barely tapped the little truck.

[@cattinkerbell4946]

Mail theft is really one of the lowest crimes.

[@stratman9449]

any theft is one of the lowest you can get.....

[@kurtkaster5666]

Why would the person in that pickup just sit right there after 15 cops converged on and flipped over a speeding SUV? I think I may have pulled out the way. But nope, he just sits there, then casually walks over where 10 ARMED cops are screaming commands at people. Something in the water.

[@Uriahheep1975]

I am former trooper, I am a Frenchman, during a Pursuit and eventually a tvi, if a ordinary public traveler car is damage during the crash, you are not allowed to move out from the scene. The reason is for the police report, and your car insurance. The car insurance company needs police report before they pay you. Pardon my broken English.

[@southernparadise9896]

The pickup was pulled off to the side prior to the pit because of the lights and sirens in both directions. They performed the maneuver directly behind him. He had nowhere to go. He got out to see if there was damage to his vehicle. Probably not the best timing of that. But in his defense, 10 armed po’s surrounded his vehicle without any thought to there being a civilian in that pickup. Nobody even checked on him.

[@mikemoffitt8645]

Great Job Arkansas State Police !!

[@bobdevries4028]

Well done, officers! I guess the thieves saw their world tumbling.

[@Mycosyco1]

Thank you

[@macswanton9622]

"That's not a pit... 'this'... is a pit."

[@VLADPowder]

Imagine if they took out ballot stuffers this way! In other words, imagine if the law was actually upheld in this country beyond petty criminal acts!

[@bvward]

Ești un român adevărat, Vlad?

[@VLADPowder]

@@bvward I don't speak the mother tongue 😭 I'm 3rd generation

[@bvward]

@@VLADPowder Am înţeles (Got it)☺

[@davebrune4001]

True story..👍🏻

[@lisas8244]

Police Pursuits, great video. You rock!

[@eddietucker3334]

Can we arrange for a thousand ASP troopers to be assigned to Southern Cal for a few months? Please!

[@kevinmoore6640]

The first time I've ever seen a support officer that didn't judt drive right on by thr suspect, deeming themselves basically useless. Way to use that car as a tool to keep everyone else safe! Nice tbone😊

[@mickb474]

Nice to see, an opposite direction TVI !

[@scottcarson4570]

Reparations..$50 and plane ticket back to Somalia

[@laluzdelsol7587]

You wanna send that girl back to Europe, too?

[@houseofno]

These three were putting the "con" in Yukon.

[@jillholly4175]

Awesome Pit 👍🏼👍🏼😊

[@mtkoslowski]

ASP do NOT play. Other police departments should pay attention.

[@beester1432]

Perfect.

[@aaronweatherson4379]

...now, THAT was a PIT...!

[@carbonius1]

Up to 27 months just for mail theft. During Christmas season no less. Can these 3 be rehabilitated?

[@danielulz1640]

Is The Pope a Southern Baptist?

[@redwolfexr]

Not likely in US Prisons. Ours seem to be designed to make life criminals versus rehabilitation.

[@forbeshutton5487]

I always assume the parents name Crystal after their favorite drug.

[@robtbomba3491]

ASP will go rough if the situation requires, but it's up to the fools ignoring personal responsibilities and laws. Too often they make the wrong decision

[@Chef-James]

Never do well driver should have to foot the bill for any damage to the troopers vehicle.

[@ge3186]

Dang..what a pit.!!!!

[@geneawisea2708]

Oh that’s a Surpise

[@Ts68mo]

Ole girl did the SPLITS when she came out that Yukon !!

[@trentbrennen1579]

Where do these brain surgeons get their hair done

[@Stumplestiltskin]

It always amazes me when people don’t understand or listen to commands. Why in the world would you ever reach near your waist when a cop has his gun pointed at you and is clearly telling you not to move? I know the answer but still crazy to me

[@MrTLinSTL]

I've never seen so many ASP on one scene.

[@dareisnogod5711]

If you report your vehicle stolen, ASP will return to you 1 destroyed hunk of metal.

[@karagregory69]

The driver in the white pickup is like, "Oh that blockbuster video VHS removed the "Be Kind, Rewind"sticker I removed in 1996 and returned it without rewinding it has come back to haunt me. All these years on the run as come to an end. Oh crap, they want the other car. I don't anything about blockbuster. Whats a VHS?

[@SilentSooYun]

He's lucky they didn't check for his mattress tag or the stash of un-returned library books from fifth grade

[@rogerrettinger3225]

Oh he is black? Shocker🎉

[@aaronb6727]

Now THAT was a TVI.

[@HPICamaroSS]

Reminds me of an old childhood game I would play called Fuck Around and Find Out

[@LindaZeno]

😂

[@jonloftness5210]

People who lived in that private home were saying, "What the F was that all about?"

[@user-il4oh9hj2t]

The officers in this state are doing what they can for the economy:Keeping Wrecking Yards SUPER-BUSY!! (Day and night auto dismantlers needed:apply within).

[@televishenimoniker5546]

They forgot to charge them with fencing a stolen car!

[@Kelly-oq9nh]

Great pit.

[@constitutionalUSA]

Hopper kicks butt!

[@patmcbride9853]

Shame about that poor pickup getting hit after pulling over for the lights, and the Yukon being damaged.

[@deruberschwarze3943]

The Raptor owner should hit the casino. Luck was his lady that night!

[@63TEEGEE]

Moral of the story is never try outrunning ASP

[@justinwilliams2732]

Did the hit miss that pulled over pickup ? Amazing🎉

[@greyjay9202]

On top of state charges, they will be facing Federal charges for stealing U.S. mail. The Postal Inspectors and the U.S. Attorney will be involved.

[@OSUfan757]

Trooper in the disabled unit: “DAMNIT mfer!!! POS car! *yukon comes from the opposite direction* Trooper in the disabled unit: I know how to put this POS to good use and get a new car in the process!

[@louf7178]

Probably couldn't even pay the postage for all that mail.

[@XXSkunkWorksXX]

- - Criminal Mischief - - (headline next day) __"'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury.'"__ Wellllll .. The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become ruffians? or scallywags? Boy oh boy I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftsbury tonight.

[@redwolfexr]

Yeah, they wreck a car into you and then yell at you for being on the scene.. LOL. He was checking the damage on his vehicle when it looked like everyone was clear.

[@ViceCityMasta]

Wow, they pitted that guy right into the pickup truck giving no fucks. If I was the guy in the pickup truck I'd be suing the police department big time.

[@kevinc3344]

If I was the guy in the pickup, I'd be suing each of those three dingleberries in the stolen vehicle. They are the ones responsible.

[@fharryn]

Krystal Starr again? Same chick as from the "Arkansas Couple Entertains Trouper with Hour long Chase" LOL, that chick...

[@82_KID]

Mail theft? Federal offense.