DWI: Cadillac CTS Driver refuses to stop - PIT Maneuver and TASER finally ends pursuit

Trooper's Report:
On Tuesday, January 30, 2024, I Trooper Jacob Haynie was patrolling Interstate 30 for a possible reckless driver traveling
eastbound near exit 18. In the area 35-mile marker eastbound, I observed a 2017 White Cadillac CTS matching the description
provided by Troop G Dispatch.
As I closed the distance behind the vehicle, I observed the vehicle use the brakes multiple times attempting to slow down, then
the vehicle exited the interstate on to the 36-mile marker exit ramp abruptly while failing to utilize a right turn signal. The vehicle
failed to maintain the lane by crossing over the white fog line multiple times and nearly drove off the asphalt.
I activated my emergency lights to conduct a traffic stop. The vehicle accelerated turning south onto State Highway 299, then
on to State Highway 174. I observed the vehicle travel left of center and accelerated to get away from me. The vehicle traveled
southbound and was traveling too fast to negotiate the curve, resulting in the vehicle to lose traction and swerve into the
oncoming lane nearly leaving the roadway. The vehicle regained traction and continued traveling southbound.
I attempted a TVI with no success. The vehicle came to a stop in roadway, I positioned my passenger side front bumper on the
driver side rear of her vehicle to limit the driver’s ability to continue traveling. The vehicle attempted to turn around to travel
northbound, but I used my front bumper to collide with the driver side front and rear doors to limit movement. I exited my patrol
unit and began giving multiple commands to show me your hands and to stop moving. The driver made visual contact with me
and continued to make attempts to flee. The vehicle was able to continue and traveled into a deep ditch on the east side of the
roadway. The vehicle exited the ditch and entered back onto the roadway traveling southbound. The vehicle made another
attempt to use a residential driveway to turn back around. I placed my front bumper on the passenger side rear quarter panel.
The vehicle traveled west down the driveway of the residential property nearly colliding with two trees parallel with the
driveway. The vehicle made another attempt in turning around in the driveway, then backed up and accelerated and collided
with my front bumper. I accelerated in to disable the vehicle and rotated the vehicle counterclockwise until the vehicle finally
came to final rest facing north.
The driver exited the vehicle quickly to evade, I gave commands to stop and pointed my taser at the subject. The subject failed
to comply; I deployed my taser with a successful deployment. The subject was struck above the right breast and left abdomen
area, then fell to the ground. I grabbed both hands and placed the subject in handcuffs with out further incident. The handcuffs
were checked for proper fit and double locked. The subject later identified as Christal Dixon. I removed the two probes from
Dixon. Dixon was checked for injuries and placed into my patrol unit. While speaking with Dixon, I could smell a very strong
odor of intoxicants coming from Dixon. I observed Dixon to have bloodshot and watery eyes and her movements and speech
were delayed at times.
Sgt. Kyle Peek arrived and observed the minor front bumper damage to my patrol unit. An inventory was completed on Dixon’s
vehicle. During the inventory, cold alcoholic beverages empty and full were in the front passenger seat, two sealable pouches
containing THC gummies, one sealable pouch containing marijuana, and one black/multicolored marijuana grinder. M&M
Wrecker Service arrived and took possession of the vehicle.
I transported Dixon to the Hempstead County Detention Center. I read aloud the Arkansas Statement of Rights to Dixon. After
multiple attempts, Dixon refused to initial and sign stating she understood her rights. Dixon refused to participate in the BAC
Test.
Dixon was charged with Felony fleeing in a motor vehicle, driving while intoxicated, refusing to submit to a chemical test,
possession of a controlled substance schedule VI, possession of drug paraphernalia, and owner fail to register vehicle. Dixon
was held for a first appearance.

[@PolicePursuits]

Trooper's Report: On Tuesday, January 30, 2024, I Trooper Jacob Haynie was patrolling Interstate 30 for a possible reckless driver traveling eastbound near exit 18. In the area 35-mile marker eastbound, I observed a 2017 White Cadillac CTS matching the description provided by Troop G Dispatch. As I closed the distance behind the vehicle, I observed the vehicle use the brakes multiple times attempting to slow down, then the vehicle exited the interstate on to the 36-mile marker exit ramp abruptly while failing to utilize a right turn signal. The vehicle failed to maintain the lane by crossing over the white fog line multiple times and nearly drove off the asphalt. I activated my emergency lights to conduct a traffic stop. The vehicle accelerated turning south onto State Highway 299, then on to State Highway 174. I observed the vehicle travel left of center and accelerated to get away from me. The vehicle traveled southbound and was traveling too fast to negotiate the curve, resulting in the vehicle to lose traction and swerve into the oncoming lane nearly leaving the roadway. The vehicle regained traction and continued traveling southbound. I attempted a TVI with no success. The vehicle came to a stop in roadway, I positioned my passenger side front bumper on the driver side rear of her vehicle to limit the driver’s ability to continue traveling. The vehicle attempted to turn around to travel northbound, but I used my front bumper to collide with the driver side front and rear doors to limit movement. I exited my patrol unit and began giving multiple commands to show me your hands and to stop moving. The driver made visual contact with me and continued to make attempts to flee. The vehicle was able to continue and traveled into a deep ditch on the east side of the roadway. The vehicle exited the ditch and entered back onto the roadway traveling southbound. The vehicle made another attempt to use a residential driveway to turn back around. I placed my front bumper on the passenger side rear quarter panel. The vehicle traveled west down the driveway of the residential property nearly colliding with two trees parallel with the driveway. The vehicle made another attempt in turning around in the driveway, then backed up and accelerated and collided with my front bumper. I accelerated in to disable the vehicle and rotated the vehicle counterclockwise until the vehicle finally came to final rest facing north. The driver exited the vehicle quickly to evade, I gave commands to stop and pointed my taser at the subject. The subject failed to comply; I deployed my taser with a successful deployment. The subject was struck above the right breast and left abdomen area, then fell to the ground. I grabbed both hands and placed the subject in handcuffs with out further incident. The handcuffs were checked for proper fit and double locked. The subject later identified as Christal Dixon. I removed the two probes from Dixon. Dixon was checked for injuries and placed into my patrol unit. While speaking with Dixon, I could smell a very strong odor of intoxicants coming from Dixon. I observed Dixon to have bloodshot and watery eyes and her movements and speech were delayed at times. Sgt. Kyle Peek arrived and observed the minor front bumper damage to my patrol unit. An inventory was completed on Dixon’s vehicle. During the inventory, cold alcoholic beverages empty and full were in the front passenger seat, two sealable pouches containing THC gummies, one sealable pouch containing marijuana, and one black/multicolored marijuana grinder. M&M Wrecker Service arrived and took possession of the vehicle. I transported Dixon to the Hempstead County Detention Center. I read aloud the Arkansas Statement of Rights to Dixon. After multiple attempts, Dixon refused to initial and sign stating she understood her rights. Dixon refused to participate in the BAC Test. Dixon was charged with Felony fleeing in a motor vehicle, driving while intoxicated, refusing to submit to a chemical test, possession of a controlled substance schedule VI, possession of drug paraphernalia, and owner fail to register vehicle. Dixon was held for a first appearance.

[@PrivateOGITH]

she Keeps on Saying' your Hurting me' but the COP Should of Said' YEA but What ya Gonna do 😁

[@TheOtherBill]

I could never be an ASP Trooper. After the tenth "you're hurting me" I'd have said "Lady, I ain't started yet!" Just to shut her up.

[@hynestimothy411]

Glad it was a girl, just couldn't tell.i was scared

[@PrivateOGITH]

@@TheOtherBill - you can Also say' who Cares' Nobody can Save you from Prison NOW' so 👎

[@stacyjohnson42]

What i thought was funny was when she was yelling your hurting me the trooper said ma'am shut up i'm not even touching you and then she even said your hurting me in the backseat of his car

[@user-yw4bg2pn1e]

If i hear her say you're hurting me once more I go crazy

[@dougt5357]

'This is not reality'! Honey, this is as real as it can get!

[@stephenking3356]

She needs to throw in a change of pace "I kain't breathe"

[@patricknoone171]

@user-yw4bg2pn1e You're herding me! Mooo

[@tjohnson7811]

Please help me! 😂

[@jimc6687]

I believe she correctly thought she is a cow and just wanted to be herded by these officers!!

[@ashh187]

That cadi was no joke. I can’t believe it got out of that ditch.

[@JoeOvercoat]

Right? 🤔

[@cmsracing]

I thought the pursuit was done at that point.

[@nunyabuziness8421]

It's awd

[@audreanaburgess8371]

Right 😂😂

[@Missangie827]

I was impressed

[@charleschapman2428]

Wow 39 and she looks 79 already.

[@davidvonslingshot]

meth4daaays

[@just_me2797]

I found her booking information and mugshot. She is listed there as 46 years old.

[@see-rious-ley]

@@industrial_prostituteI agree

[@armorer94]

It ain't the years, it's the mileage.

[@user-ui7zp5fr8z]

Rough life in these hills ..best stay away

[@norahc.]

Dang it...I've driven across the entire state of Arkansas twice in the past 3 week and haven't seen a single pursuit. I want a refund. 😅

[@davidgardner1810]

Your best shot is the eastern half of Arkansas...between Conway and West Memphis....this is where approx 12% of the 13% live (if u know what I mean)??? Especially around Little Rock, Pine Bluff and West Memphis....Almost full blown, non stop 24/7 action....with all the entitlement, needing to call momma, I can't breathe and can I get my phone nimrods out there....personally, I live in western Arkansas, where the only action is some good ole country boy that has let his Busch light drinking go over board for the night ...lol....In fact, that could be me at any time ...😁

[@norahc.]

@davidgardner1810 I ran the entire length of I-40 and I-49 on those trips. Lol

[@harmonicajohn1059]

Try doing it next time at 120 mph… you might see a pursuit.

[@norahc.]

@@harmonicajohn1059 loaded semi truck doesn't go that fast, nor would I want it to. I'm not looking to be the subject in one of these vids. Lol

[@ericpigg2689]

I have lived here my whole 47 years. I have seen TWO. You are about as likely to see Bigfoot as an ASP chase. :)

[@xpeng190]

7:31 almost 75 times she says you are herding her. Does she think she’s a cow💀💀💀🤡

[@cmsracing]

Thanks for counting!

[@leese.23]

😊

[@geoffreysmommy]

Mooo!😂

[@davidbrayshaw3529]

I think she's a cow.

[@toastnjam7384]

She forgot to say "I can't breathe".

[@mhstubaline]

My dumbass thought that was just a hella chill cow. Decoration 😂

[@dalesuhre6522]

When I first saw the cow decoration, I thought it was a real cow as well. I thought the damn thing would run right out in front of him.

[@Ray56z]

Like a deer froze in headlights huh?

[@jcmount1305]

I had to rewind to check that cow out.....

[@JoeOvercoat]

I was telling myself it must be a bull until the cop drove right by it and it didn’t turn its head. 😂

[@stephenking3356]

Probably the only thing drunk woman will recall of the entire evening..."there was this giant cow"

[@mikeloghry9521]

This is the REASON why Troopers Need Body Cams. For their very Protection.

[@killman369547]

And so we can see the suspect get tasered.

[@katbot2190]

The only thing I didn't like about this video is that I didn't get to see that woman get tased.

[@19brittani]

and getting hurted

[@karenguler6006]

No taser.

[@boogaturk8363]

"You're herding me."

[@Mattdean76]

She definitely needs some herding, the drunk grandma cow is loose out on the pasture.

[@HPS321]

😂

[@lucyferrara5914]

Hilarious

[@JoeOvercoat]

Now I cannot unhear that, every time… 😂

[@stephenking3356]

Inspired by that giant plastic cow she passed in the driveway no doubt.

[@cdnqgramma3373]

Trooper Jacob Haynie, You deserve an award for patience and politeness. She was an absolute wreck , but You remained calm and cool, and polite, the entire time. Kudos to You Sir.

[@tecwzrd]

Grandma is trashed and super entitled. I'd be shocked if her alcohol level is below .15%. What's sad is that Arkansas treats 1-3 DUI convictions within 10 years as a misdemeanor.

[@hossra2013]

Usual suspects

[@NipItInTheBud100]

I don’t think it’s a grandma…just using grandmas car probably!!

[@just_me2797]

CRYSTAL DIXON CRYSTAL DIXON WAS BOOKED IN HEMPSTEAD COUNTY, ARKANSAS FOR EXPIRED TAGS. Booking Number: 20240100 Booking Date: 1/30/2024 10:41:00 PM Age: 46 Gender: F Race: W City: CENTERTON, AR

[@makingachanneltopost]

Sounds like she was doing the doobie too.

[@makingachanneltopost]

@@hossra2013 LOL! Do we need to do something about that out of control grandma demographic?

[@shawnerz98]

"These gummies ain't shi--wait, is that a cow?!"

[@PolicePursuits]

I wonder if she'll remember?

[@gusfring9895]

She was cursing the creep that burned her, and then suddenly - ZANG!!

[@DrexelZzhoren]

“you’re not a civil lawyer” has me rolling 😂😂

[@stephenmcguire7801]

Get a few beers in 'em most lawyers aren't civil.😅

[@mikeh8416]

"Please help me, I can not do this" Too late, you already DID IT..

[@BioniqBob]

That is your lawyer's problem now.

[@zippo1009]

I´m sick, in bed and you all know that´s booring...i just had to be a little creative, so if ya´ll interested...the female driver said: "You´re hurting me" 64 times. She also put in the word Sir some times...i´ll count them tomorrow if i´m still sick in bed 😂

[@erictheawful69]

😂😂😂😂

[@BadNews501]

Thank you for the counting. Hope you get better.

[@joshberry4301]

Judging from the lack of a 'sir' count, I'm assuming you're either still counting or feeling better. Hope it's the latter!

[@zippo1009]

@@joshberry4301 Thank you so much for your concerns. Appreciate it very much 😊 Ended up at the hospital, and now my day´s are kinda "dizzy" cause of morphine 24/7 😖 A failed back surgery is to blaim for that, but will gladly do the counting when i´m, at least, a tad better 👍

[@tonybrown8127]

and "this is not ok"

[@evilborg]

When you are so drunk/high your brain is stuck on "you're hurting me... its not ok.... your not a lawyer".

[@chrisholcar6278]

Your hurting me, no lady this is called being under arrest for being drunk in charge of a limited intelligence.

[@stevenjacobson8177]

Arkansas has the finest police force in the USA. God bless them 🙏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@peace1963]

A very bold statement. When you research the actual facts they come out on the bottom.

[@JustReed]

Yup, no dispute here.

[@tommackay7433]

Who says they are the best?

[@JustReed]

@@tommackay7433 The math does. Learn it.

[@peace1963]

@@JustReed I think you need to do some research.

[@qcwestside4112]

That Bluegrass music kicking in at 9:23 was awesome.

[@urbanesasquatch]

is it Eastbound and Down by Jerry Reed? featured in Smokey and the Bandit.

[@ericpigg2689]

@@urbanesasquatch it was not.

[@ge3186]

Rumor has it he's still herding her..

[@xandervalltessa3685]

😂lmao

[@aquelpibe]

I herd you.

[@rhondamc3642]

Lol!!!!

[@darrenliske2022]

Even I want to say SHUT UP, how annoying.

[@user-yw4bg2pn1e]

Them troopers must go crazy listening to that every day I can still hear her saying it even now haha

[@stratman9449]

it's what we call an "ear worm" in germany......can't get it out of your head...it herds that much......

[@aperson9495]

That and all the ones that keep screaming 'I CAN'T BREATHE' over and over. It's like Shut up. If you can keep screaming I can't breathe, you can breathe. 🙄

[@rcrawford42]

"Hey sir, where'd you go?" If I were the homeowner, I'd have made sure I was out of line of sight in case the officer needed to apply some attitude adjustment.

[@jasonwomack4064]

I miss the days of complimentary adjustments.

[@tonybrown8127]

@@jasonwomack4064 me too! days of the good old "tune up"

[@fryingpanhead8809]

Not that I'd condone it in the case of this old drunken bat, but yeah, I'd say to the trooper "If you'd like to give him a wooden shampoo, I'll turn my back."

[@RobDTom]

Gotta love how she kept saying "yer hurding me!" even when she was alone in the back of the cruiser

[@Erik_Allen]

Her listening to that music the entire time she was doing what she was doing is hilarious

[@nothanksmate]

I totally thought the same, those big hits from the cop car as well. She was in her own little show ride.

[@vetterburns1048]

Listening to Bluegrass and Drinking Lightning! lol

[@nothanksmate]

@@vetterburns1048 If your going to be in a car chase, why not ay?

[@vetterburns1048]

@@nothanksmate Problem was that once she got out, She became a broken record. Ack! 🤠

[@nothanksmate]

@@vetterburns1048 Is there a country song called, 'You're Herding Me, Baby.' She's killin it.

[@user-mp9rd4hg8b]

Way to ruin a perfectly good Cadillac CTS. "No sir. You're hurting me sir" (x20 in the calmest voice ever.) I never thought I would say this, but I would much rather have listened to her scream that the whole time, because that was super annoying.

[@joe71682]

Yea impressive AWD action pulling outta that deep ditch

[@raypeoples]

She could have at least asked for her phone

[@stephenking3356]

The car could rightly say "you're hurting me" to both parties.

[@andrewk8636]

Meh it's a Chevy so check engine probably on already lol

[@TheSledgehammer205]

I guess this is a lesson that civil lawyers are not allowed to hurt her.

[@TheSledgehammer205]

Is the trooper's name Hurdy Mesir

[@lucyferrara5914]

Shut your mouth.....loved it!

[@ratagris21]

She hurt that Cadillac more than she getting hurt .

[@HPS321]

😂😂😂

[@JoeOvercoat]

My guess is she thinks her insurance is going to cover the damage(s).

[@elisekuby2009]

Wow! That poor cop! That drunken dikflute - well, make her listen to her own voice on a loop for the next 24 hours!

[@josephmueller1545]

Who needs a loop?

[@SandDunesGuy]

No she’s priceless example of job security. If stupid dies whole classes of people would be out of work; nurses, emts, firefighters, cops, docs, morticians ect. God bless…

[@elisekuby2009]

@@SandDunesGuy We are very creative people! I'm sure we will find a great use for our creativity once all of those jobs are gone!

[@jaytee2642]

​@@elisekuby2009 Dikflute? Ragical, is that you?😄 (That's the only other place I've ever heard the term "dikflute")

[@elisekuby2009]

@@jaytee2642 That is where I got this wonderful noun from, Ragical and his ragical bovine! Yer a dikflute for noticing 😁

[@DaddyApe]

Shut your mouth is the best answer to every one . Back the blue 🔵 p s she wasn't hurting you can tell 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@keithclayton1271]

She's actually saying, "You're *herding* me." Remember, "This is not reality." And the perfect response to "Shut your mouth" is, of course, "You are not a civil lawyer." 😅

[@user-uf5nj5di3t]

"You're hurting me" "Good".

[@leese.23]

I love these good 'ol boys in Arkansas...so well mannered until they mean business! 💙

[@RicardoGonzalez-ww3ov]

Am I the only one who saw that giant Brahma bull and said damn don’t hit it ! Still trying to figure out if it was real lol .

[@adrienneranney1284]

Same! I thought it wasn't real because it's just standing there while a police car comes screaming by, lights flashing

[@PolicePursuits]

The boys back on the ranch ain't gonna believe this one -The bull (probably)

[@johnbize5736]

She seems to be reliving her wedding night.

[@davidglemboski258]

Very funny!!!!!!

[@stratman9449]

hahaha.....

[@FranklinBurns42]

Priceless!!!

[@wayback75]

The Honeymoon did not go well,,

[@kevino4846]

Ok, that made me laugh😂Best comment.

[@QemeH]

"You're hurting me!" - Tazers aren't meant for comfort, ma'am. "You're not a... um... civil lawyer." - Correct, ma'am, I actually work for a living. "Please cover my body!" - Don't worry, ma'am, I got your six. I'd not be a good cop, man. I'm too sarcastic to be de-escalating :D

[@rickrudd]

If you want to avoid this situation, do not, under any circumstances, name your daughter "Christal".

[@fryingpanhead8809]

What about Starla?

[@maxinenall9950]

What the hell 😱 is she a broken robot stuck on repeat 😵 "you're hurting me" 😂

[@robertslugg8361]

Short term memory disconnected by intoxication. She will have no memory of these events as she is in blackout mode. We have the racism grifters to thank for these educational videos. They sure have educated us A LOT.

[@georgeromey4971]

She’s watched too many Defund The Police segments on MSDNC.

[@robertphillips6296]

Legend has it that she is still saying "Please Help Me!"

[@marysmuggs]

Sir your herding me. Trooper, Shut your mouth. Love it

[@stevenjacobson8177]

No seatbelt for her. Better nail the brakes make sure they are working properly. Thank you officer.

[@Dave-ei7kk]

Too bad they’re not allowed to give her an excuse for what she’s saying. She could use a little behavior modification.

[@v8vrooooom]

2:14 old lady took the side PIT like a champ....came right back up!

[@audreanaburgess8371]

😂😂😂

[@PolicePursuits]

Great ad for those gummies. You can take a PIT and not be fazed!

[@monicawilson7432]

She is only 39 and look 69!!!

[@glenmcd]

If they can still clearly say "you're hurting me" then you need to turn up the TASER voltage

[@fryingpanhead8809]

That tazer wadn't doing shit to her drunk ass.

[@craig7350]

Why are people from Arkansas bound and determined to have their car wrecked before they go to jail?

[@rich_t]

I thought it was Arkansas State Police policy to not PIT at any speed less than 120 mph...😂

[@bethdavis6863]

Wheeler63 -You know that’s not true; you can also find drug traffickers!

[@fryingpanhead8809]

It's what we do.

[@craig7350]

@@fryingpanhead8809 fair enough

[@fryingpanhead8809]

@@craig7350 We ain’t the brightest bulbs on the string.

[@philliplewis3754]

The Brahma Bull was off the chain, 4000lbs of steak just chillin!

[@SonOfRamenEgg]

Was that real? I thought it was a statue, like a mascot.

[@philliplewis3754]

@@SonOfRamenEgg ohhh man, don't break my heart like that, now I have to watch it again to see if there is any truth to this Left Wing conspiracy theory!

[@SonOfRamenEgg]

@@philliplewis3754 Ha... I honestly don't know - I watched it again too in slow-mo at 4k but the original res. is not great. Keep your dream alive!

[@philliplewis3754]

@@SonOfRamenEgg I triple watched it over and over, the scale and mass are correct however, it doesn't even seem to flinch. My first impression when I saw it I was horrified how this big boy stayed with no gate anywhere, then I was nervous when Grandma was trying to give that Trooper a lap dance, his back was to the bull and then everyone is walking around the squad car like 4000lbs of whoop ass standing right there is a daily! That's when my confidence was shaken and then you pissed all over my already doggy Wheaties.

[@davidgardner1810]

Lmao....that brahma bull appeared to have already saw how this dance was going to end several times before ...lol ....fun times!

[@ninjabearpress2574]

I wish the dashcam showed them, so the court could see he wasn't hurting her.

[@289Mustang67]

That music came out of nowhere.

[@philliplewis3754]

Sir you're hurting me is "white" for, I can't breathe!

[@farrellmorgan4916]

One of the best comments so far

[@Boppinabe]

The BEDs cannot utter the Sacred Words!

[@saleendriver]

I'm not entirely sure but I think she thinks he's hurting her? I'll have to check on that.......

[@stephenking3356]

What was your first clue ?

[@johnbize5736]

And he was Jedi hurting her in the back seat.

[@drcbeartooths]

this new trooper learned so much from that rodeo. TVI moves yes - but for sure, how to shut out pathetic babblings of a woman blitzed outta her gourd. learn to distance and laugh at 'em, young man. and please stay safe.

[@markhayes2265]

Is that the new I can't breathe, you're hurting me!

[@1DougBeard]

We in Missouri are proud to have such professional officers in nearby Arkansas. You guys ROCK.

[@patmcbride9853]

"You're hurting me!" Don't run and you won't be handled like an uncooperative felon.

[@peccatumDei]

She's 46, and I thought she might be a lawyer, that all that "you're hurting me" could have been a ruse to try and get the eventual charges thrown out. Turns out though that she's the sole proprietor of a marketing consulting service company, which for all I know could mean she works those popup sales tables at Sam's and Costco.

[@stephenking3356]

Later at her arraignment judge asks how she pleads. She: "you're hurding me"

[@bobbondi7191]

This is the best ASP channel on KZbin.😊

[@billherber7269]

All the more reason for troopers to carry a gym sock in their pocket.

[@jakehinman21]

Drinking game- take a shot every time she says “You’re hurting me”

[@ratagris21]

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

[@jerald4992]

I was not able to keep up. Now I'm plastered. Think I'll go for a drive. Just kidding

[@JoeOvercoat]

The game could lead to alcohol poisoning!

[@danielulz1640]

I can't drink that much!

[@SusieAnderson-ds7dq]

@jakeh..I'm under the table already...guess I should have taken smaller sips!😂🍺

[@Jorge-mg7or]

Feel bad for the home owner, watching all this go down in his secluded driveway.

[@craig7350]

That cow out front has got a cool disposition though huh, didn't even flinch.

[@PolicePursuits]

@@craig7350 A very welcoming bull.

[@mchume65]

I've been really drunk a few times in my life, but not that drunk. Wow!

[@sherw7635]

Too bad we can't see the body cam to back him up. Gawd I can't stand this woman. Good thing for her I'm not the officer...

[@P.BarnesFanClub]

Idk bout yall, but I think you’re hurting me!

[@user-mp9rd4hg8b]

I don't know about you, but listening to her hurt me much more than she was hurt.

[@lawrencerenew8668]

I think that Karen is trying to get the LEO to back hand her. Great composure, in a tense moment. Commendable

[@EllaElllaElla]

“You’re hurting me” on repeat with radio echo is pure brain ache 😵‍💫. Love the trooper’s name: Haynie! I’m waiting for that video where this trooper announces in the same sentence his name and asks them to take a seat on their “heinie”! 😂

[@GoodGodManWTH]

Damn that moonshines hits hard! 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

[@buckhunter1378]

Got a laugh "please help me, I cannot do this" . Joke is on her. Out of her mind on something.

[@bucksmkr12ga]

"This is not reality".....lol. Nice name there buck, got one close to it.

[@user-fl4ps5sh7p]

Anybody else count how many times she said "your hurting me"? 67! I should have counted how many times the trooper told her to shut up!

[@UmmmmmmmWhat]

Cadillac CTS* *Completely Trashed Suburanite

[@Adam_Gray]

Honestly, as drunk🍷 as she is, how could she feel anything 🤷🏽‍♂. With that being said, she gets the Dale Earnhardt 🏆 for recovering from the Deep Ditch PIT in a Caddy! 🤣

[@ZoSkiLuv]

I bet Bingo night was a blast!!

[@GoodGodManWTH]

😂

[@iffracem]

Apparently, she was being hurt....

[@daviddeck6109]

What was your first clue....I would have never known that. She certainly never indicated she was in being hurt. She is totalled wasted.

[@nomenclature9373]

" This is not reality. "

[@joecarlson6428]

Great police work, dealing a high stress pursuit, and safely taking the subject into custody.

[@thomashankins569]

You are under arrest and you think it’s not supposed to hurt? You showed no concern for anyone else by your actions.

[@iloveTRUMP]

"I can't do this!" Cop..NO kiddin'

[@stonecutterG]

I know so many people like this (lady). They cause trouble for everyone then try to get sympathy for their selves, for their own actions. Amazing!

[@biffjohnson34]

Her face is hurting ME

[@marywrigjt7614]

I believe that would drive me crazy.

[@kylie-gracewagner2790]

Will Neverrr cease to f'ing amaze me that after being responsible for untold innocent deaths....you can buy & drink all the alcohol you want, but weed is still generally illegal in many places. Ridiculous & tragic.

[@nickmalone3143]

Suspect :" this is not reality"

[@aproudamerican2692]

*The entitle Karen look exactly how she sounds and talks.* Cops should get a bonus everytime they have to deal with a Karen. Drunk or not. $100 bonus in the check.

[@Kjt853]

“This is not reality.” Lady, this is as real as it gets! 😅

[@danlaur7973]

I think that every body panel got dinged in the Cadillac...lol

[@danielgolus4600]

Hey, go easy on that poor Caddie - it's the crazy driver's fault😂

[@mydobie130]

Dear, I don't think the Trooper cares if you are hurting.

[@drphil1984]

What a sad thing to see a human in such a state. I hope she is able to recover and make something good of her life.

[@roylbates4155]

Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. Stop talking!!!!!, you're hurting my ears. PLEAE!!!!!!!!

[@cjheaford]

Note to self: Open body shop in Arkansas.

[@tonybrown8127]

Classic!!! LOVE it!

[@brianzukuwuski]

Legend has it he's still hurting her.

[@stephenking3356]

Years from now people in her hometown will snicker as she walks by and whisper to each other "yer hurding me."

[@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro]

Trooper needs The Patience of a Saint, of The Year Award. I think once she saw that beautiful deco Bull, all she could think was, Herd Me!

[@e.r.doctor4335]

The other Troopers are for sure going to razz this guy when they get to Trooper camp...

[@dman7175]

Ba da dut dut dut, another one bites the dust.

[@rhondamc3642]

That old lady needs to locked up! What a lush!!

[@frankmartin8471]

That woman was practicing better living through chemistry. Yee-haw.

[@benpetot1515]

Legend says she is still saying "you are herding me" to this day.

[@mikewilliams7218]

Yup, she still being hearded.

[@thesebadseeds]

3:29 lmao, the cow couldn't be bothered by the police chase. 😂 🐮🐄

[@user-sv9on2wf9i]

You think the trooper is hurting her ? Not enough, she is still talking !! Like I've said before. Great place for duct tape !!!!!

[@babalui66]

She's a true NASCAR fan