Midnight Screenings - The Loft

Originally aired: 1/30/2015
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[@gilgaloregames1066]

I just have to listen to this for the hundreth time knowing i will never see the movie but this review is way more entertaining than most htings i could watch in the same time just to have as white noice

[@freedomcage3151]

"That is a line that she said...that is a line that came out of her face." Hahahahaha

[@petewadesays12]

Sarah and Brad reviews! I love Sarah's voice a lot. IDK why I always see people complaining about it. I mean, I know how the internet decides "You have to dislike something to have an informed opinion" but....her voice is wonderful so I don't get it

[@RiverOfWetness468]

I agree. There is a bit of rural Pennsylvania in there a la Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver", but it grew on me after my first few episodes with her I watched.

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

She sounds like a man

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

@@SingingWhileDrunk you should get out more instead of sitting on the couch with your mum all day

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

@@gRinchY-op5vr you need to make love to women NOT men

[@gilgaloregames1066]

I still enjoy these older reviews ^_^

[@DeniseFaraday]

I'll watch anything with Karl Urban in it. That Kiwi hottie knows how to get my motor running! ROFL

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

This might still be one of my favorite Midnight Screenings reviews-this, Apparition, and the Oogieloves; that’s my top 3.

[@zaroelke4066]

One of my favorite reviews of there's

[@SignalFireProject]

So it's the precursor to Clue: The Porno

[@Kaefer1973]

Unfinished Business is a good title, Jagged Alliance 1.5 was named that way, so nostalgic!

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I bought Heartbeeps because of Brad’s review and I absolutely adore that movie! I love that cop robot!

[@DoubleAgents]

Sarah Lewis delivers the happy!

[@jlovebirch]

+Double Agents -- Totally agree. So sweet and appealing, she brightens up the darkest and dreariest film reviews.

[@reddragon0624]

+jlovebirch I think she is the only person on Midnight Screenings who has never went on an angry rant. Even when she hates a movie she has a smile on her face. Kinda cute actually

[@kartoonfanatic]

Sarah seems to be just so genuinely open minded about anything she sees, even if she thinks she's knows it's going to be bad.

[@PaladinDusty]

Fucking nailed the lighting on Sarah. Hotness...

[@HalfKocked]

Did anyone else get the PureFlix streaming service ad before this?

[@Utubeyou]

Don't know if Brad and Sarah watch any of the CW's DC programs but Wentworth Miller is currently Captain Cold in The Flash (with premiered before The Loft) and Legends of Tomorrow, which he's pretty good in as a criminal mastermind and kind of makes sense why Dominic Purcell was cast as Heat Wave (both starred in Prison Break).

[@reddragon0624]

So Dredd and Capt. Cold both starred in a shitty movie together. The More You Know

[@pepijnclaus]

The original Belgian version of the loft is actually amazing with great acting.

[@fourthdrawerdown6297]

Where the Hell was Morris Chestnut?

[@moomoopuppy5810]

8:25 Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

[@Ben-vs7bq]

Take a shot every time someone says Karl Urban

[@corinc1]

I think some of the problem is that people try to empathies with the guys if you see them as terrible people who have to figure out which of them is the worst person then it makes it better then if you try to figure out how to excuse their actions.

[@corinc1]

+Corin Carter Although I might have enjoyed it as much as I did because the day before I was forced to watch Ridiculous 6.

[@CobaltT9]

Sounds like my kind of film. An erotic mystery about human nature, debauchery and betrayal with a bit of style, starring some pretty underrated actors. Definitely will be an honorable mention on my end-of-year favorites list in spite of this review. Thanks Chris Cox.

[@kamekadvance]

I like it that I'm not the only person who has the guts to boldly express personal opinions on the internet.

[@LegoManiac_101]

Fun fact: this is a North American remake of a dutch remake of a foreign film.

[@ariesdemiurge]

Did he ever do a Midnight Screenings of Chappie?

[@OmniSonic]

+hankmillenium2000 Yes, that video was originally posted on March 6, 2015. The video is on KZbin, but it is unlisted so you need to visit the Cinema Snob website to find it.

[@ariesdemiurge]

'K, thanks! ^_^

[@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874]

Actually Child 44 is only a 400 page book.

[@hypnojon32]

You will be depressed to know that it's virtually a shot for shot remake of the Dutch original. If you think about it , it's not a horribly DONE movie. It's just a horrible story about horrible people. I describe is at a romance story told from the POV or horrible cheating men and an opposite Valentine's Day movie

[@kriskelchtermans8594]

It's been a few days since I watched, but why do you hate The Vanishing-remake? Granted, the ending was a bit more Hollywood-friendly (and stupid), but for me Jeff Bridges' performance alone made it worth the price of admission.

[@GrainneMhaol]

Kris Kelchtermans You know, I totally agree though that's an intensely unpopular opinion. I resent the protagonist in the original because he was such a moron that he kind of deserved what he got. At least the new girlfriend in the remake shows some guts and intelligence.

[@michaelwautraets7126]

Don't watch the original version, its more of the same...just in dutch(its a belgian film, trust me i'm from belgium)

[@flippy211]

The original really wasn't that great eather :/

[@thescaredshadow]

+flippy211 Isn't it a Dutch movie?

[@alamunez]

+thescaredshadow Belgian. Well, Flemish, so it's in Dutch, yes.

[@thescaredshadow]

Ala Munez Oh yeah.

[@Frank074]

+Ala Munez No it is Dutch. But there could be a few belgian actors in it.

[@selfdex]

+DisrupthorNL there is a Dutch remake, but the original is Belgian. Don't believe me, look it up.

[@WhiteAsylumMind]

Just watched this movie on Netflix, for some reason it says it's from 2014 when it was released in January 2015 but whatever. I didn't sleep all that well so I dozed off somewhere in the middle. I must have missed maybe 15-20 min of the thing and couldn't believe it was still going. Whatever 20 minutes I missed out on didn't mean anything honestly. At the third act when they reveal all the twists it didn't take much for me to get caught up. Plus I feel like all the stuff with Cyclops and that short haired blonde girl was pretty pointless. She was a red herring that turned into a love interest and it's.....I couldn't care about any of these characters, much less (soooo much less) a fucking love interest with these 5 dipshits that had long proved they don't know crap about having a decent relationship with _anyone_

[@TheBrianJ]

It's a shame that the movie sounds so bad, I thought the trailers/synopsis made it sound interesting.

[@seraphiccandy21]

4 rooms was fucking WIERD. Watched it for the first time last week and yeeeeah...the last 2 roomd were okay but the first 2 were jsut WTF

[@christopherlowery3797]

seraphiccandy21 English plz b0ss

[@seraphiccandy21]

Christopher Lowery i am english yo

[@alamunez]

I'd advise against watching the original as well, it's just as much a godawful piece of shit as the remake, and its actors are absolutely terrible. How the hell this trash even got remade is a mystery.

[@coldplayhetaly]

This movie sounds repulsively boring.