Midnight Screenings - Winter's Tale

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[@BloodfelX]

Come one, come all, I have a tale to tell: A romance that transcends time, between man and equine.

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

I so hope this movie will end up as an episode of the cinema snob. I know we will have to wait a while for it to reach his cutoff date but it will so be worth it.

[@odinoco]

"They Flew her on Horseback" is not a sentence you hear every day

[@Collageman90]

From the genius creator of the Bat Credit Card!

[@Foxpawed]

Still one of my absolute favorite midnight screenings. HORSE!

[@moonraven6145]

Kind of wish there was a Cinema Snob review of this just so it could cut back to Snob going "WHAT!!!?" every 5 minutes

[@johnathonscutt4743]

Consumption = old term for TB

[@nicole.5346]

This movie is now my favorite bad movie. It’s BONKERS. I’m so glad you all introduced me to this film!!😂

[@DarthLego46]

I decided to rewatch this out of the blue, and this still holds up as one of the best videos on this channel.

[@tuschman168]

15:18 This is even funnier now that Colin Farrell is actually cast as The Penguin.

[@Taraalcar]

Horse, awaaaaaaaay!

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

Horse, OUTTAHERE!

[@dr.sommercamp3435]

Horse, engage!

[@RichardWatt]

Orion's Belt - it's there to keep up Orion's trousers.

[@patrickbarnes9462]

Your description of this movie sounds more entertaining than the movie itself. Thank you both. :)

[@ARMRStudios]

No one will ever comprehend my loathing for this movie and Akiva Goldsman...

[@jetfire851]

Between this video and the How Did This Get Made episode on the movie, I think I understood about 60 percent of what the hell this movie is about. That may be all that human consciousness can handle.

[@Agent57000DM]

The film's director is the same guy who wrote the script for "Batman and Robin" and produced the "Paranormal Activity" films.

[@hannahaugustyniak11]

Agent57000DM thanks makes sense and I'm not sure why

[@mst3kharris]

Nicknames for Channing Tatum fans... Tatum Tots?

[@rubtugger3560]

Are we gonna get this as a Snob episode? Definitely sounds like a what the fuck Hollywood?

[@An0ldCrow]

Collab por favor, whats Lupa up to?

[@An0ldCrow]

Wait no, this is a book? Do it with lost in adaptation guy

[@drummr1313]

'Tis the season, Sarah! Time to whip out Winter's Tale for that party!

[@koroconnell]

I have watched this about 5 times and still have no idea what this movie is about

[@nicole.5346]

Kor O'Connell I can assure you that after actually seeing this movie about 5 times, I also have no idea what this movie is about😂

[@ddaug3149]

This Movie is a marvelous drinking with amount of plot holes

[@dancepiglover]

Consumption is what they used to call TB

[@chicostephenson]

brad and sarah are the best! N i can't believe this movie is real. i have to see it now

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

Sarah cheering "Skraaah!" is so fucking adorable.

[@vivir339]

Will Smith as the devil.........one thing I never thought I'd see in a movie.

[@vivir339]

+Solar Coffee Really? Will Smith=Satan? How is it brilliant?

[@RichardWatt]

Colin Farrell: Horse! I choose you! Horse: Neigh! I'm a dog!

[@RichardWatt]

I was in a shopping mall last Saturday and they played "A Winter's Tale" by David Essex over the speakers.

[@sarahharris2729]

Consumption and TB are the same thing

[@moomoopuppy5810]

...and the pumpkin's a carriage

[@Cinehotties]

Thanks for recommending this It was amazing

[@sandroilpelato7153]

Damn, they found the horse

[@DoubleAgents]

Yay Sarah Lewis!

[@PsychoRider666]

i love sarah u.u

[@whatiftherewasanun]

I need to see this movie.

[@LucLeon]

All this time I thought this was a comedy movie with all your comments...but I see the trailer and I guess this movie was actually supposed to be a love story

[@Cinehotties]

You are REALLY good at the accents

[@heero171]

I remember yelling "fuck you" when the trailer for this first showed. Thankfully everyone thought it was hysterical and agreed. I mean seriously, talk about a trailer that advertises exactly what to expect.

[@29AndreG]

What happened?

[@heero171]

The trailer for this weeks before it premiered. Not my best moment, but I loath movies like this and the trailer pretty much confirmed how bad it would be. Thankfully I was in a theater with many 6 other people and they all laughed.

[@Foxpawed]

I still can't find any youtube clips of the bear-eating-cellphone AMC dot ad, though I've seen it two or three times so I know what they're referencing.

[@fartcat8569]

Angela's Ashes mentions consumption.

[@zolibako4816]

You know it's an old video when Brad says "I started getting e-mails"

[@sagecolvard9644]

I am still waiting on a Snob Review.

[@TulilaSalome]

The book was published in 1983 which may explain some of the timing. It is also weird but not impossible to follow, so for maximum enjoyment of the film, maybe best not to read it.

[@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874]

Cumsumption IS Tuberculorisis.

[@RichardWatt]

It was also known as the Big C in some places back in its day, before cancer took that term.

[@rudeboyzippo]

I showed this flick to my wife, and she really enjoyed it. Go figure?

[@jzummak]

And yet this did not make his list of the worst of the year. It was, however, on Sarah's (#10), Dave's (#8), and Jake's (#2).

[@dwarfbunni]

Oh no, Akiva Goldsman must have disliked this!

[@AyresForceOne]

I love how this movie is so insane that it turned Sarah stupid for a few seconds, because she pronounces thief as teaf a couple times.

[@wellthatwaswierd4570]

She's doing that cuz that's how Irish people pronounce thief... As 'teef'. And boy is Colin Farrell Irish.

[@landonwayne5729]

This movie is only $6 on Amazon. I gots to fucking see this.

[@koroconnell]

Is it just me or does Sarah kind of look like Liza Minelli?

[@Little1Cave]

Oh wow she kinda does!! XD

[@Arrowdodger]

To be, I think "lady from IT Crowd"

[@nsinghize]

Kinda sounds like her too

[@tomasistudios2618]

tuberculosis is another word for consumption

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

Just want to say thank you whoever is uploading these, I know it's because blip is dying but hey I know you could have just let some of these (especially the crappy ones) just disappear. it's interesting to hearing about some movies that you may have forgotten about and has got me interested in several movies I skipped while in theatres..

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

Yami6692 yes but I know he doesn't do every single part of it, I know his girlfriend or one of the regulars may be doing the upload so just sayin "thanks Brad" when it's posisbly not Brad is kind of dickish

[@christopherlowery3797]

Steve Jones Gaming how in the actual fuck is that dickish? Incorrect or misinformed perhaps, but dickish clearly implies a nasty attitude. I’d say you’re the dickish one, fuckwaddington

[@Cinehotties]

Channing Tatum fanclub the tateyums

[@thetoxicmasculinityavenger427]

This movie sounds like the most convoluted peace of crap ever... Other than a Neil Breen Film

[@mastermarkus5307]

So, I've not been able to find an answer to this: why do they call the horse a dog? What does that _mean_?

[@sagecolvard9644]

The horse is actually a dog, it just *looks like* a horse.

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@sagecolvard9644 I don't remember the total context of this, but that sounds pretty stupid.

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@mastermarkus5307 It is gloriously stupid.

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

Still a fun review

[@PineappleLiar]

They did not get to see the Futterwacken :(

[@tintinismybelgian]

Consumption and tuberculosis are the same disease.

[@jakublulek3261]

I love that this movie has Irish thief stereotype AND bad Irish accent. Was it written in the same epoch it was taking place?

[@moomoopuppy5810]

So he sounded like Fire Marshall Bill?

[@Nagoragama]

I couldn't really follow any of this. Not your fault though, I'm sure.

[@leadingblind1629]

Have you gotten to the book yet? I like this movie. But I could only get an audiobook of this on cassette. Back when all audiobooks sucked. What a fucking slog.

[@Moredread25]

I enjoyed the movie with friends probably because it was ridiculous.

[@brianoneil9662]

This is loosely based on a novel that was half amazing and half dreadfully dragging. Author of the novel is Mark Helprin

[@Pineappolis]

I only found that out much later. Prior to that, the line about the horse having to do the maths (I assume ripped out of the novel without a hint of the novel's explanation) might have been the most baffling thing I'd heard in a wide-release film because, not only did it make no sense, it served no narrative purpose whatsoever. At least in 'The Immortals' when a guy says that the Titans are a myth despite them literally being in a big see-through box down a flight of stairs a few feet away, he kind of had to be an idiot to get the plot where it needed to go. ...I can't believe I technically compared 'The Immortals' favourably to something. It's comfortably my least favourite film of all time. The only reason I didn't walk out is that I was 30,000 ft. above the ocean.

[@Enc0m43]

DENIED! hahaha

[@debrafrakes6479]

N

[@christallh24]

Don't understand Channing Tatum being casted in anything. Someone explain that dudes appeals.

[@danielyoung6778]

Chrystle Ayer he can do great comedy (hail ceaser , 21/22 jump street) and he's given the right script drama (foxcatcher) he can also tap dance like no ones buisness

[@danielyoung6778]

Chrystle Ayer he can do great comedy (hail ceaser , 21/22 jump street) and he's given the right script drama (foxcatcher) he can also tap dance like no ones buisness

[@sagecolvard9644]

Well, he's since been very good in Logan Lucky. He manages to keep up with Daniel Craig and Adam Driver in that movie. I don't know how he got that part in the first place, but he proved he can actually be a good actor.

[@christallh24]

Brad a christian? And he's laughing at becoming stars after death? Isn't christian heaven somewhere skyward?

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

I'm not a Christian.

[@handsomelyerin]

Please do a Cinema Snob episode of this movie, that would be awesome.

[@christallh24]

Stoned Gremlin Productions Okay.

[@christallh24]

Erin Bockenstedt It sure was bad enough. It's also funny that this film took it's self so seriously.

[@handsomelyerin]

***** Its a really goofy movie, but harmlessly so. It's well acted and has its moments, but overall there's just so many plot holes and WTF moments that it's just asking to get picked apart by a critic like the Snob.

[@johnmanning6587]

One of the worst movies ever made

[@onlyme064]

You two are such sad people. I hope you are grown ups now.

[@Pineappolis]

I am, without judgment, genuinely curious what this comment was about. If their language was just too crass for you, that's totally understandable - that just isn't for some people. If it was because of their critique of the film - even as someone who's very fond of it because of some great acting and its sheer earnestness - I can't disagree that it's maybe the wide-release film I've seen with the most utterly baffling creative decisions (and I've seen 'The Immortals'). That's fine, though. The emotionality carries it for me but a critic _can't_ just say, "it made me feel good," because that's no use to someone deciding whether to watch it themselves - they need to talk about what works and what doesn't.