Puppet Master - The Cinema Snob

[@themexicankitchen]

The "BOOM! Phil Collins" joke made me chortle aloud

[@Cameroo]

Same here. That was amazing. XD

[@DollyBelladonna]

Same

[@CanItAlready]

12:29 So silly and I loved it.

[@03bgood]

Why didn't he use the Phil Collins joke in his Hellriaser I review? There was a guy who looked like Phil Collins, that gets killed.

[@flora71146]

Hahaha me too!

[@DarthAzabrush]

"You are invited to the annual British psychics' convention: You know where, you know when and we know you are coming"- Leaflet in my local pub.

[@chrisdooley6468]

Ian Warner Christ that’s priceless. I’m gonna nick that idea and type up some and put em in me local now. Thnx for sharing that made me morning lol

[@Kartissa]

"We're sorry, but the Psychics' Convention has been cancelled, due to foreseen circumstances."

[@heartysquid]

@@Kartissa to be fair "due to unforeseen circumstances" is just as funny.

[@TheHorrorGeek]

Laughed out loud at the John Wayne doll reference -- that's the kind of deep dive joke I can appreciate. :p

[@iKadaj]

i didn't get the john wayne ref. i thought the doll looked exactly like jack sparrow so i thought that's what he was gonna say then was like... oh... i dont get that

[@TheHorrorGeek]

@@iKadaj Well, allow me to explain. :p So, John Wayne -- king of the Cowboys, one of the whitest dudes to ever walk the Earth, played Genghis Khan (for real....) in 1956's The Conqueror. The doll looks like a Genghis Khan doll, hence the reference. :-)

[@Iridys]

This review was great. I’m so glad puppet master won the poll.

[@aarondavis8943]

The self-effacing short joke at the end was the cherry!

[@robcolone8546]

The Phil Collins build up joke is the most I’ve laughed in months

[@casi1201]

“Oh Lloyd”! (80s laugh, roll credits)

[@TheRealNormanBates]

7:11 "don't bother feeding me please.. I'm awfully _stuffed"_ BARK! No, I'm not barking at you! I'm full of bark!

[@leewright1]

"aaaaaaaaannnd BOOM, Phil Collins." pmsl, Snob4President. At least he'd be intentionally hilarious.

[@theblocksays]

Only way that could get any funnier if he could play that one song at its climax at the right moment...like so: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4KwpmmBlMabe5o

[@mikewilliams736]

The Land of Confusion ain't got nothing on that doll.

[@zachcaudell3081]

The Snob has done Puppet Master. My Life Finally Knows Meaning.

[@MetalPhlex]

I'm there with you brother, I could cry.

[@zachcaudell3081]

@@MetalPhlex It truly is a remarkable day. I was so sure we'd lose the poll.

[@leannerose6181]

Right? I love it!

[@nicklager1666]

Man Gepetto really had a dark side to him after he made Pinocchio.

[@manticorephoenix]

Bigby the Wolf would certainly agree

[@AnInsideJoke]

Nah, these ones are from his pre-Pinocchio goth stage.

[@phreakazoith2237]

after? aint Pinocchio creepy enough?

[@MyRYNOrunsHot]

Clearly this puppet is more Joe Pedo's style.

[@leannerose6181]

Hehe,Brad your voice-as-a-dog kills me everytime😂

[@pothatuu]

It's Goliath's voice from Davey and Goliath....

[@MrStath1986]

The only thing I remember from this is the preposterous sex scene where the guy eventually manages to confuse his bed-breaking girlfriend for a puppet vomiting leeches.

[@rem2267]

Ciaran Statham Love it!

[@PaceBreaker]

I think it can be boiled down to "It was the 80s. Everyone was on *all* the drugs!"

[@outsidercain3038]

Back in the day, everybody tried leeches and voodoo magic (and hella cc)

[@AshysWolfie19]

I'm so glad to see a movie reviewer I know, talking about my favorite killer doll genre of movies!! Blade will always be my puppet!

[@Epipon3]

Well, good morning to you to, Snob! Damn... I remember being so damn creeped out by the first Puppet Master... uuuuugh Also, nice catch with the Spider-Man Noir joke/reference. "Lead puppetbite." XD

[@nobel11]

Those puppets better be in the next episode of "Will it Fit?"

[@tommytwostep9753]

I was in a Dollar General last week and found the Puppet Master 6 film collection DVD set for $4.95. After the clerk rang up this classic, an Orange Mountain Dew Kick Start and a Kit Kat, she said "two dollars and 49 cents". I didn't question it and when she handed me receipt, Puppet Master had rang up for 1 cent...I looked up and said, " That's about right."

[@MikeButlerVO]

you're gonna have a field day with Puppet Master Retro

[@cgg2621]

What a story, Mike.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

which one had corey feldman?

[@umachan9286]

@Mike Butler Everybody would be waiting for the "oh Hai Mark!" line that would inevitably come.e

[@SirAsdf]

I genuinely have no clue if he meant to say, Flash Gordon or Flesh Gordon

[@LeopardNom]

Well, the picture was Flesh Gordon, so...

[@PaceBreaker]

I remember seeing this as a kid as one of our usual late night rentals back in the 90s. It was so weird! I couldn't remember the plot but some of the scenes stuck with me for years. I was genuinely surprised to hear that the franchise is still going. I really should get back to these I don't remember the last one I saw. (Maybe 5?)

[@martinboyle9163]

"It's for science, I swear." Brother, you have a great sense of humor! You're quick tho- I have to constantly back up ten seconds to digest all the references. Your clever, rapid-fire delivery has me in stitches. Best to you-

[@nextgenwarrior]

The Snob is doing Puppet Master? Be still my beating heart *swoons*

[@ShojoBakunyu]

The goofy Snob voice keeps fighting for superiority with the serious, sarcastic Snob. I miss always dark and sarcastic Snob...

[@GloryHulle]

This was every bit as great as I thought it would be! I only made it through the first 3 or 4 Puppet Masters, so judging by that list of sequels, I've clearly got a lot of catching up to do. Lloyd is so terribly handsome! He really ought to relent and appear in at least a few more bits. Thanks for the awesome video! I could not have woken up to a better notification awaiting me!🖤

[@altohippiegabber]

oh snap, if he is going to review the whole Puppetmaster series this is going to go way into 2020

[@wjzav1971]

Na, 2025.

[@pandamonium9255]

"BOOM: PHIL COLLINS!" 🤣

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

I hope this means we will see more puppet master reviews from now on.

[@stilelits]

i still remember how disappointed and confused i was when i found this movie on tv in the 90s and patiently waited the entire runtime for the alien bran slugs to show up

[@merlotholmes]

The self deprecating short jokes were fucking adorable. 5 stars.

[@DiarraHarris]

Can't wait until he gets to "Puppet Master 3"

[@Tchernobog]

oh he's doing a franchise review? I thought it was a one-off

[@DiarraHarris]

@@Tchernobog it might be but I'm hoping it's not.

[@jacobprice8048]

That Nazi hooker was so hot

[@DarkseidJoshua]

I thought that puppet looked familiar then BOOM! Phil Collins

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

Alright early morning video from the snob!! 👍

[@kalir3344]

My guilty pleasure series of movies! Please do the next couple too! Love these movies so much.

[@shallendor]

The Puppet Master series was full of hits and misses, but overall pretty good.

[@fiendwithoutaface6833]

How are the first two sequels? The first 3 are at a resale shop in town, but I don't know if I should pick them up or not.

[@shallendor]

@@fiendwithoutaface6833 The 2nd one is not that good, but Puppet Master 3 is my favorite!

[@fiendwithoutaface6833]

@@shallendor Thanks for the recommendation, my good man.

[@drlight6677]

1, 2 and 3 are all enjoyable, the series became unwatchable trash after the 3rd one though.

[@jasonreed2270]

One of my favorite movies growing up. Snob...I forgive you.

[@kgraves2269]

One of my favorite horror series as a kid.

[@scorpionqueen11]

You are one of the best parts internet, Sir Bradley Snob. Thank you.

[@tremorsfan]

I remember first watching this movie in the early 2000s so I was imagining the characters as the Bush Administration. Blade is Bush, The Tunneler is Dick Cheney and The Leach Woman is Ann Coulter.

[@hugh2hoob668]

these floor shots make me think of Rockwell *somebodies watching me!*

[@AC-gb7do]

Puppet Master? It’s not my birthday or Christmas, but enjoyed nonetheless. Will we see the Trancer films at some point? I love those films.

[@tadweird1766]

Maybe he'll review it near Christmas since that's when a part of Trancers takes place.

[@DruNature]

WHAT THE HECK!~ I was so terrified of these movies as a kid, i couldn't get enough of them. Now come to find out 25 years later that they were set in the town I used to live in as a kid (bodega bay) is down right creepy coincidental and fucking amazing. Coincidentally this is also the first video on this channel I have seen (i know wtf how has it taken me so long) and you've got a new sub!

[@-austintacious-2400]

I hope you do the rest of the series! Love the Snob it helped me get through some tough times! Much love

[@JoeyJ0J0]

I remember Puppet Master being one of the horror movies my brother rented. My favorite puppet was Tunneler and blade

[@griffithmoony9263]

Tunneler

[@MetaShawna2]

I love the Puppet Master movies My favorite puppets are Blade, Tunneler,Six Shooter, and Jester

[@SaraqaelGuardian]

Every review with Lloyd on it is a 10/10 review

[@eddiedingle767]

A producer seeing it more profitable to go direct to DVD? Wow, a novel idea! Also, wonder if some of using a Flesh Gordon Poster was intentional

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I wondered about Flesh Gordon myself. :)

[@Tronpool99]

I really hope he does ALL these movies!! FINALLY!!

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

Great mention of 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, Brad! Gotta review that one!

[@kaylacolgan]

This reminds me of Fun in Balloon Land. But with Dolls.

[@Curseius]

and murder

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

They're so gay!

[@Luke.S2099]

Iv'e seen so many horror films, but Iv'e never seen any of the Puppetmaster movies. Lol at 1:56 that movie Dolls, I remember that being on the shelf in my local video store as a kid, it freaked me out man :)

[@Ukiby3000]

The Gestapo joke always makes me laugh so loud! And so does the "So who shoved a needle in my heart?" one XD

[@thefruitsong]

"Boom! Phil Collins!" I don't know why, but the delivery of that just made me crack up laughing.

[@rem2267]

Thank you for this review, Cinema Snob. Glad you mentioned Crawlspace and Trilogy of Terror! Please do those two as well! You gotta love Klaus Kinski and Karen Black. (I want that stuffed dog.) Love the Mr. Bill reference. Gotta go, see ya!

[@Chyver21]

I had to check the website to make sure. This is seriously the first time in well over a decade that the cinema snob has covered the puppet master series? HOW?

[@gyromurphy]

🎶Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a Snob (there's a Snob), a Snob to hold onto Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a face of somebody who needs him When you're lost out there and you're all alone The Snob is waiting to carry you home Everywhere you look Everywhere you look Shoo-bit-a-ba-ba-bow Great upload as usual. The Jon Wayne doll bit got me good.. You crafty son of a bitch.

[@rushingames9152]

We need this series to continue

[@drlight6677]

Puppet Master 2 is the best of the series. 3 is pretty good too, then the series nosedived and became total garbage.

[@BloodrealmX]

YES! Finally, Puppet Master gets a review! After all these years of everyone mentioning it in their reviews, this series is being shown! What wonders will it hold?! ... probably puppets.

[@PapaTaurean]

Huh. I was expecting a cameo from Snobby on this one... But he's more a dummy than a puppet. 🤔

[@johnkirby8939]

It's my understanding that Snobby got lost the last time Brad moved. A nation mourns...

[@dainyvick8262]

We need a whittler.

[@KindaRisky]

Boom! Phil Collins!

[@danielhooperofficial]

8:16 That "FU" line delivery always made me laugh (in the good way). :D

[@jezebelfriends3934]

Ahhhh I'm so happy about this! I love the Puppet Master series!

[@quinnzykir]

Let’s give the puppets THE BLESS....ING!!!!

[@TravisBeckMusic]

That’s it! You kind of look like the singer of Portugal the man! Thanks for the laughs on this awesome movie!

[@kaygeo]

I'm glad I voted for this, this review was a delight

[@LikaLaruku]

"He has the rare gift of living forever, so long as nothing kills him." lol.

[@AnnabelYskes]

8:46 "who you callin PINHEAD"

[@samsquanch1996]

Puppet Master is a film that gets better with each viewing. I didn't like it at first, but as I get older I seem to appreciate it more and more for what it is.

[@AdamAtrocity17]

Personally, I think the second one is the best. I love this series.

[@madcapmakov2]

3 for me

[@Blues_Light]

Would love to see Brad review the other movies some day. Maybe not all of them, there sure are a lot.

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

Love this movie! I really really hope you review more of the films form this series!

[@fatalrob0t]

I love the puppet master series. My favorite movies are where the puppets are the heroes and have a good master.

[@ShadeMeadows]

I'm Curious about the Series now~ 👀

[@dadude1702]

I love when he's talking as the voice of a dog

[@nakenmil]

After having heard Jim Sterling talk about this series of movies, I'm very happy to see you cover it, as I'd rather not have to watch it myself. :P

[@radiofiendify]

In my wildest dreams, I really hope that one day the Cinema Snob reviews Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves and gives Alan Rickman's glorious 'ham-sandwich' performance the praise it deserves.

[@JordanFountain003]

"watched over by rejected old cereal mascots".... Pfft what would the Snob know about cereal?.

[@iKadaj]

they're the fakey-phony-poo-pants ones from Food Fight

[@donaldpetkus1637]

He likes to try foods after 20+ years after the expiration date.

[@1wolftank]

Dreamer being on the list for months Finally does it

[@ElKabongg42]

E-excuse me? Flesh Gordon? Please tell me we are getting a "super hero porno movie spoof month"

[@NightmareLoveForever]

ok that post-credit line tho.... i c o n i c

[@wingedhussar8552]

2:30 The snob referenced my home town. Don’t know why this makes me happy

[@mathieuleader8601]

Loyd is the mastermind behind everything

[@noahhecker6672]

The Now you get in there spider noir joke was great!

[@JW666]

*Dear Cinema Snob. Richard Band is actually Charles Band's brother and he has written many music score for Band and Full Moon Entertainment! Their father, Albert Band, was also a famous B-movie producer and director.* I'm just fucking around, I know it was a joke, I just miss the "Dear Cinema Snob"-joke. Also, I'm glad this movie won! I'm pretty sure Brad/Snob will look into the other movies also in the near future.

[@billcasey3492]

I loved this movie as a kid...

[@Amalus04]

I hope we get to part 3 Guy Rolfe was amazing in it.

[@GrubbJunker]

Just finished watching the previous one. What a coincidence. =)

[@biguncleb7871]

Really this beat Phantasm and please do The Shining Snob

[@howdy_dave]

Great review! I was just thinking of Phantasm recently and saw it in your poll. I hope you do the Phantasm series at some point. I remember catching Phantasm 4 on tv back in the day and being like “W.T.F???”

[@umachan9286]

Awesome movie to cover. Let's hope you eventually get to cover I think it's the 7th one were Toulon is played by none other than Greg Sistero of "The Room" fame.

[@SpeedyEric1]

1:41- WRONG DAVID, SNOB! 9:42- Or he's about to play the title character in Ulli Lommel's The Boogeyman. 13:13- LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. 15:54- ...Says the bald man.

[@shirophoenix01]

I love the new intro music Snob, its so classy 🧐 The Puppet Master is one of my favorite horror movies. I watched them all as a kid! Thanks for this awesome review 😃

[@Briansgate]

one of my all time cult favorites. Thanks, Cinema Snob!

[@natp8387]

I think the Snob would have had a field day with Angus Scrimm's Tall Man, but Puppetmaster is a good second for me. And I loved the John Wayne joke so much lol!

[@themandalorian1978]

3:11 I lost my mind at this joke and literally threw up from laughing too hard. XD XD XD XD

[@MCxArekesu]

Wow! That was some cool Jerma vision at the end

[@Headbanger142]

Jester really does look like Cinema Snob without his hat lol

[@DanRudy]

I had to triple-take at that "Flesh Gordon" poster at 01:53 there.

[@Mike-zs8hq]

Did anyone else see "Flesh Gordon"?

[@maidenlessjessofchaos4484]

Today, I learned to not drink a slushie from any store near Brad.

[@whackink]

YAS!!!! You did my favorite movie!!!! *happy dance*

[@samcortez420]

Hopefully you do all the puppet master movies in the future

[@whiterabbit75]

Never thought I'd see a horror movie about puppets turn into a Laura Brannigan video.