Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

[@dropout]

Our analytics show that 90% of consumers who care about their OWN comedic wellness subscribe to DROPOUT.TV (it's WORLDWIDE!) No pressure, just thought you'd want to be informed. bit.ly/2sX294r

[@crunch1757]

CollegeHumor dang my mum keeps calling it "comedic makeup"

[@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge]

It's not world wide so why are you lying

[@ms.rstake_1211]

Ok

[@PaleandPastey]

To take your point a little further, you know you don’t have to say “Traditionaly Attractive”; you can just say attractive.

[@dropout]

@@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge Sorry for any confusion--we are worldwide! App and Discord access are limited geographically for the moment, but otherwise DROPOUT.TV is available everywhere.

[@vickipatterson5930]

Katie forgot to refer to it as her "business" every other sentence and also didn't use "women helping women" in her sales pitch. Clearly not motivated to succeed

[@AN425W]

She's gotta work on her downline. "Bossbabe!" 😄

[@JaneDoeValentine]

A lady who works at an indie brand did this to me the other day, but I only bought some products because of how cute the packaging was. Literally I said “I like that mascara! The wand is sparkly!” She kept trying to tell me that it will “enhance my eye beauty” but I only wanted it because of the glitters

[@izabelaR]

Oh yeah that whole thing when they call it their 'business' & they're part of a pyramid scheme. Someone said to me about Amway, you CAN make money, you just have to sell your soul. 😬

[@PalmurcioWorld]

"It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it"

[@MadellaBeauty]

PalmurcioWorld 🤣🤣🤣

[@yourlocald.i.c.emember7876]

When she said that I saw this comment

[@allymills7089]

The definition of makeup

[@sharayu22]

Duh

[@kornieonkob]

I READ THIS WHEN I HEARD IT TOO

[@d0rmu]

Katie doesn't see makeup

[@bodyofhope]

😂😂😂 Every color in the pallet is the same to Katie.

[@Katie-cw1hs]

Each palette is just a colorless, ageless, agender blob

[@SabrinaXe]

KatieKat also odorless

[@pinkninja2463]

😂

[@TastyGamingQc]

I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@perlidamusica]

no but really, this is an iron clad criticism of how the beauty industry uses manipulative language to pander to pseudo-liberated women while still capitalizing on their self hatred

[@XRGVA]

sad and depressing but so true

[@connaeris8230]

I wouldn't call it self hatred, I'd call it a tragic weakness...

[@caitlinstrafaci613]

420 likes. Not changing it.

[@laurenrenfro8288]

Yup! Mary Kay tried to get me to work for them and it was a lot like this. They would tell you to give backhanded compliments to women to sale things. Like wow your eyeshadow is pretty but the color isn't good for you here try this. Or something. It was insane.

[@unenouille430]

@Diane Berg I think that it's important to be proud of how you look. I'm happy with my appearance, but that doesn't mean that I have to wear makeup.

[@volcryndarkstar]

It's not pepperoni pizza! It's a soul cleansing disk of wellness triangles adorned with sliced meat talismans.

[@samwalker3165]

"talismans" dig my grave bich 😂😂😂

[@MrGksarathy]

You mean "medallions".

[@Bubaiel]

OMG

[@connaeris8230]

You're right, it's not a pepperoni pizza, it's a spicy salami pizza! I'm just a triggered Italian, don't mind me.

[@kefkaZZZ]

I really need a disk of soul cleansing wellness right now.

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

Anytime they use the words “representative” or “presenter” or “be your own boss” or “get rich quick” you know it’s a pyramid scheme

[@pokehunter6467]

Or an MLM one of the two and the way she sells it like her paycheck depends on it and how pushy she is.

[@ray4102]

Nobody: Pyramid schemes pandering to fake feminism: B O S S B A B E

[@ayf449]

"Be your own Boss" is a glitter sprinkled version of "start your own business" and "be a freelancer".

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@ayf449 You're never your own boss. Even if you're an entrepreneur or a CEO, you're still catering to the whims of your customers or the market. I'm sure there are some secret illuminati lizard people who have no bosses but almost 99% of the people in the world have bosses. It's impossible not to.

[@pineneedle116]

It’s multi level marketing! Completely different. Just recruit five friends to work for you, and they can each recruit five people to work for them, and… wait a sec.

[@jarupongch]

Please do not call Cocaine, Cocaine. It's a positive mind enhancer.

[@rcr257]

it's microcaine

[@avavandusen3469]

Braincaine, as one might call it

[@Eldor-117]

A nutrient supplement without the vitamins, minerals, herbs, amino acids, and enzymes.

[@jwbowen]

I'm using this the next time someone gets upset about me doing lines at work.

[@donovanfaust3227]

​@@Eldor-117cocaine is totally an herbal medicine

[@charliebright9109]

I'd like to point out how Katie is selling her "side-hustle" at her actual job instead of, you know, working.

[@AN425W]

She's such a "bossbabe".

[@PrettyGuardian]

@@AN425W I ugly laughed at that one.

[@BarbaraWestBabe]

Like every MLM cult member ever, lol.

[@THB192]

She needs the money for more coke.

[@popohim]

It is not side-hustle, it is exposure to a self-enhancing and enriching experience that bring out the true talents and inner confidence of her to help her align her own goals and values with the company's she is working with.

[@blitg]

The most unrealistic thing about this sketch is that the makeup, sorry 'face-enhancer' was actually good and not super shitty like all mlms products are

[@EllukaKurokuwoka]

Well, I can see the packaging of the real makeup with the “seagull” label, it was wet n wild and maybelline, can’t know the others

[@ennui6096]

There was one tho, the Mary Kay products, surprisingly good!

[@jiraharnaiz1077]

She looks like a girl version of Keith

[@shamanlilac260]

I thought it was Keith’s sister/cousin...ngl

[@Keznen]

Keith? You mean Grant's twin?

[@ahhh4117]

Keznen yeah Keith Habersberger is Grant Habersberger’s twin brother, not to be confused with Grant O’Brien and Keith O’Brien

[@Luvpandies1]

Glossier is that you??

[@opalheltzel113]

Spare-me-your-sorrow I got a glossier as in this video

[@konye618]

This is all I was thinking, lol

[@ratata365]

Skin perfecting tintttttt

[@jaicabardo4357]

milk makeup too

[@Lone_Doge]

Im your 1k like your welcome

[@shrutikumar9340]

“Being traditionally sexy is one of the best ways for women to empower themselves” LMAO! Brands really do be sounding like this though

[@tuney7319]

Empower yourself ladies! By buying our products

[@jameszetterman4487]

*Gwyneth Paltrow has left the chat*

[@woodside4life]

😂

[@crafty9795]

James Zetterman i was just thinking that oml

[@PinkVampire21]

Why did I think you said Gwen Stefani at first? 😂😂😂😂

[@belgianbeer7791]

Why don t i get it ?? Can somone explain it to me???

[@Earth_angel_abigail]

😂

[@hbomax6542]

Lifestyle brands are the business equivalent to 'not like other girls'

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

omg you're so right

[@lucyh7573]

I’m not like other brands Im a “lifestyle”

[@RoboThot711]

*putting on neon green eyeshadow* this is my lid softening eye kiss glowing powder

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Whats a green?

[@mrman9977]

Whats a glowing_

[@campbell7050]

@@mrman9977radium

[@sywitz]

"every waist of every size needs to be hugged"

[@GeorgeMonet]

What if you can't wrap your hands around the waist?

[@meupaugrandepauzao6086]

3:04

[@SnowMenAtWork]

I'm gonna cry, I'm so lonely

[@aaronj.campbell3876]

"Like a raccoon...who's been punched!" I laughed hard at that one.

[@bums009]

Same and then I winced cos I remembered that's actually what mine look like 😂😂😂

[@wiediejahreszeit]

Me, every morning.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Couldn't you have hit space just one more time?

[@bradleybaker3375]

And the delivery was perfect!

[@tacitatacita]

"It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it." 😂😂😂

[@slacknhash]

Which is scarier: Cokehead Katie or Hunbot Katie? -- Trick question! Seabird isn't a multi-level marketing scam; it's a *multiple tier* personal sales confidence operation.

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

Phil Smith after giving up her cocaine addiction Katie’s addictive personality found a new roosting ground with compulsive buying and selling. See it’s all one big character arc

[@republicofsandles]

Um actually... *MLM* stands for 'me loving me' (trademark).

[@republicofsandles]

*Marketing bullshit referenced from an actual Neo-Nazi pyramid scheme.

[@xxhalfemptyxx7713]

im scared of mlm's

[@MidoriJane12]

Every time jess says makeup and Katie goes “aAh” she sounds like a seagull so I get where the name comes from

[@Robin-yj7gj]

I think that's purpose 😁

[@forestflower8357]

I like the wet n' wild pallettes nice touch

[@zhazhagab0r]

My cheap self instantly recognized them lol

[@leenaf8322]

I was just about to say that

[@mia4567205]

Real makeup lovers would recognise those xDD

[@femcelgirlfren]

lmao

[@sassyfras4085]

Recognized immediately, lol

[@pixelpudding3914]

This isn’t a gun, it’s a transferrer of powerful popping light particles with a metallic finish

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Literally America

[@anna8328]

it's sad to see a comment so brilliant so underrated

[@madeinbalkan17]

Collegehumor is a lifestyle brand

[@zramazing]

Andrija Tasic I was gonna like this and then i saw it was at 666 likes and I wanted that for you

[@ashmapathak]

Okay Glossier is being called out.

[@joycehill6457]

glossier is advertised as a natural makeup line they name and describe everything as makeup

[@Floedekage]

I'm sure Seabird is lit AF and not like any other brand who tries to market themselves as progressive to make more money!

[@bodyofhope]

Yep. Capitalizing on the "woke" folks to make extra dough. If you're truly woke, you will see through the advertisements for what they are. Dove doesn't care about self love at any size. Panteine doesn't shed a tear for ethnic diversity. And all the LGBTQ friendly commercials lately are simply following the money. Commercials and ads are all subtle brainwashing. Guard your heart.

[@sassyfras4085]

"Woke", another millennial term I dispise.., lol

[@chompet123]

Katie acting in this with a straight face is sooo hilarious.

[@CoryMck]

¿Acting?

[@HeatherSulu]

Katie has the undeniable skill to make me hate her guts with every inch of my being, within a 3 minute span of time.

[@ob5443]

She’s a good actor!

[@MrEstradaG]

She posted this comment in her facebook page

[@woolfieMcP]

And that's why we love her

[@cesarvera2198]

Emperor Sulu in every video she’s in I feel like she plays someone you want to punch

[@emilyboling7742]

MrEstradaG omg really 😂

[@TheEmmaHouli]

This is EXACTLY how I see the weight loss industry too. "Its not a fad diet, its a lifestyle change! Now remember gluten is actually super bad for you"

[@nooneinparticular469]

I’m trying this new diet called “being allergic to everything” you should try it!

[@livijean1]

It’s not even a waist trainer... it’s a corset 😂 Rebranding at its finest 👌🏻

[@rocket_1288]

Lol

[@-simplicity7551]

Good point, I wondered why they stopped saying corsets lol too offensive!

[@byakuyatogami2905]

The term Corset came first lmao

[@BarginsGalore]

They are very similar but a corset is something you were when you want to look thinner but a waist trainer is something you were 24/7 for a a set amount of time to permanently look thinner (Both are bad for you)

[@LifeUntilLove]

@@BarginsGalore But historically, corsets were also worn as much as possible. That is why things like 'maternity corsets' existed and corsets for young girls. Women were encouraged to sleep in them as well.

[@taliajones5364]

"We know the only reason we're doing any of this is to conform with society, to feel like we fit in," If that isn't the truth, you don't know how many times I've lied to myself saying I do things "for me" *2022 edit I forgot I made this comment but I’m actually doing stuff for me now. I love getting cute late at night and just taking pictures and looking at the pictures later. It feels great being able to actually get ready without needing to be seen. 2024: I love me

[@carmenoprea7496]

But ya'll realise that shaming women who like wearing heavy make up and skimpy clothes is not being a feminist??? And you can be a feminist and still act feminine??????

[@autumnreed2079]

@@carmenoprea7496 but is that 'feminine'?

[@AD-cy4vj]

@@autumnreed2079 traditionally these things are thought of as feminine

[@AD-cy4vj]

Lol but makeup is fun af to me

[@pinkmuffin9842]

@@AD-cy4vj That's great for you. If you stayed at home the whole day, would you use it? I don't really like makeup but I like getting complimented, so I told myself that I was doing it "for me" even if I wasn't. If you truly do it for yourself and would do it if no one watched: Great for you :D

[@kaam..]

When Katy wears makeup she looks like Grant

[@hrvallejoMKT]

You mean Keith?

[@ineedmoresleep3728]

Whelp, now I can’t unsee this

[@Niphredyl]

I think it was meant to be like a 90's Avon make up look, it doesn't look good on her :)

[@aliciacreighton5503]

I cant unsee this now

[@fleurfernandes592]

Omg yes

[@joshduriden519]

It's funny how true this video actually is, as I have experience with companies actually doing this. They'd give you vocab sheets, and train you to use the terminology they'd want you to use.

[@FreshestSoup]

No one talking about how Katie clearly got roped into a pyramid scheme? No? Okay...

[@Princessshamanarta]

Yeah...I kind of also thought that. But some major brands actually do sell themselves as "progressive" and feminist but all they are is pandering to the patriarchy. v

[@pixelpudding3914]

It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s an inner triangular light plan

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

LordGatar cocaine doesn’t pay for itself

[@VladDracula04]

Is it necessary to discuss the central basis of the fucking video?

[@Cosmeticcritique13]

I am!

[@valeriapuch2398]

*I noticed you have big big big dark circles under your eyes* Me: girl, you talking to me thru the screen?

[@maxblanchard5258]

Like a raccoon, that's been punched

[@sylph8005]

Mood

[@raf4320]

This is basically r/antimlm in a nutshell

[@עמיחידראייר]

So true

[@0927kira]

Whats antimlm

[@GranKrat]

@@0927kira multi-level marketing, i.e. pyramid schemes

[@jlemonni36]

@@0927kira it's a sub Reddit called r/antimlm

[@sapphodera]

Oh I thought that was an anti-gay subreddit

[@The482075]

I am not posting a comment. I am posting my eternal essence to the world. This has to be the most pretentious thing I've ever typed. By pretentious I mean, a flavour enhancing lifestyle that boldly embraces clever words to hide my true motives. I am not lying. I'm just juicing up the narrative.

[@aureliemawete552]

😄😄😄

[@ElizabethAmanna]

I loved the super realistic responses from her friend and couldn't wait to hear what sea bird would call the next item, this was great!!!

[@fireruby544]

I know!

[@themidnighttiger96]

I've been deep in the anti-MLM subreddit, and this reminds me of some of the MLMs lol

[@ZacharyLaid]

It's not a burrito..... It's *CHIPOTLE*

[@h.plovecat4307]

*shits blood*

[@franceswildgen1907]

Just Me wow

[@ifitaintbroke1790]

It's DIGORNO

[@yui5994]

Its TACO BELL

[@jonathanbishopmusic]

No............. IT'S A ROCK! A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

[@ieroenthusiast9267]

I used to work as a personal assistant for a "Kary may" and this hit the nail on the head. I came into work without a full face and she started pointing out my flaws and what products I could use to "enhance" my beauty

[@qqz9519]

Society has a war against reality and honesty right now. This skit captures how the haves try to control everyone's words and thoughts perfectly.

[@tuney7319]

They want to pretend like they’re changing and progressing when in reality they’re not changing anything but their terminology

[@adamkun3222]

me: **stays in room for 2 weeks binging collegehumour** friend: wha- me: ITS A _LIFESTYLE_ MEGHAN

[@Langwidere903]

“Suppress your appetite for you, not because society tells you to.” OH MY GOD this is too accurate

[@jemmascott5559]

Who let Katie join a MLM group?

[@RogerEstradaTV]

KKAKSKAKA MARY KAY IS FOUND DEAD

[@-simplicity7551]

Couldnt stop her if they tried. Im not sure if you played off my comment but pyramid schemes need brought down 👎

[@ixiiifaie1249]

She just need an active income to support her cocaine-dependant lifestyle..

[@StreamHGF]

What does mlm stand for?

[@mewletter]

@@StreamHGF multilevel marketing. Another sales pitch

[@NerdyGeeky]

I love how CollegeHumor tackles these kind of topics

[@-simplicity7551]

Is this a joke on MLM's?

[@goldsrcorsource2551]

no, this is a LIFESTYLE of ripping on MLMs

[@SuperLoveBY2]

What's a MLM

[@BitchTf-o5u]

AuroraHanagami multi level marketing I think

[@nickhubbard78]

@@SuperLoveBY2 Multi-Level Marketing - pyramid selling schemes

[@ki11em59]

AuroraHanagami multi level marketing so pyramid schemes

[@Starlight-kv7cd]

The “eyeshadow” is a wet and wild palette 🤣

[@malikararora]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only person crazy enough to notice that

[@brooktewolde5775]

im sorry sir, we only sell grande, venti or trenta! -every starbucks ever

[@brookeseals2188]

Literally never have they said that to me when using words like small medium or large but okay drama lama

[@fred7379]

Venti and trenta refers to the ounces in the cup. Venti is 20 oz and trenta is 30.

[@brooktewolde5775]

@@fred7379ahhh good to know. It still seems very pretentious

[@PockASqueeno]

I thought it was tall, grande, and venti? I’ve never heard of trenta.

[@fred7379]

@@PockASqueeno they have it, but it's off menu (you have to ask for it) and for cold drinks only. My standard summer order is a passion fruit ice tea half pumps in a trenta.

[@SuperHydz]

Sadly, as a marketing copywriter, I can totally relate.

[@oceanx102]

those wet n wild palettes haha

[@ayoubdado7927]

I knew I wasn't the only one who can tell which pallet that is

[@whimsyrosie]

Literally just commented that 🤣

[@albertschoise8091]

???

[@caseycat]

Wet N Wild has better pigmentation than Younique 😂

[@Thesoulroad2]

Infinity on high!

[@partymode2174]

Seabird sounds like a MLM

[@itsfinekat]

This isn‘t just a video, it‘s a LIFESTYLE!! 🙄

[@jasmineh.2128]

Love the skin you're in by completely covering it

[@sailorhamlett]

Apparently seabird resells Wet n Wild eyeshadow

[@duey2280]

Honestly, the best actors on this channel are the background characters that keep a straight face the entire time

[@zapthe]

That's not dollars, that's internassionaly represented American currency

[@neegas3490]

😂

[@volcryndarkstar]

Internationally*

[@explosiveentertainment1774]

@@volcryndarkstar dude who cares

[@volcryndarkstar]

@@explosiveentertainment1774 Doesn't upset me ar all. Just thought I would let him/her know the correct spelling so they don't make the same mistake elsewhere.

[@volcryndarkstar]

At*

[@indirakirana]

Before the video I got an ad for Chipotle "lifestyle" bowls 🤐

[@orchdork775]

Those wet and wild eyeshadow palettes, though 😂 Loving the mlm shade

[@Borderlines]

Jess, calm down! This is a stress-reducing, mood-enhancing, life-improving advice.

[@artmeatj6620]

I love how college humor is one of the only channels that still calls out bullshit. Love yall ❤️

[@sonyablade1534]

LOL! SPOT ON! I swear I know an "MK" consultant that basically acts JUST.LIKE.THAT.

[@two2birds]

I have that eyeshadow palette. That's Wet & Wild.

[@tworice]

this is and will always be my favorite ch video. it’s my 8th time watching.

[@Nerom99]

2:42 Saying this now, I find good appetites to be an attractive quality in women. It's nice to share something in common.

[@little_lion_heart9850]

I absolutely love the acting in these. Its always so on point.

[@callangray3427]

Just say it - this is an analogy for the Ivanka Trump brand.

[@gaysalamandy]

i love that i instantly figured out what at least 2 of the products are just by the packaging/layout

[@landon3573]

2:52 I thought it was going to start playing "Bird is the Word" like on Family Guy.

[@mrb3nz]

This punchline is actually very deep. It shows how powerful our need to "fit in" is, no matter how woke we are. Our biological need to feel attractive always wins with abstract ideology. Even though feminism has been around for over 100 years, beauty expectations for women keep rising and they are expected to buy more and more expensive shit. Capitalism feeds on human insecurity. Very good sketch, indeed. Also, I've been watching CH for, like, 8 years now. I started when I was in high school and I love how this channel keeps getting more and more mature and depressing, just like my life. Love you, guys

[@mariealaba4160]

macorl Pretty true but also, some people just also want to look pretty for themselves

[@shinonnaman5529]

@@mariealaba4160 but who dictates what is "pretty" and what not? Society

[@unenouille430]

I mean, I agree to some point, but biology also dictates what we think is pretty, and at some point it's survival of the fittest. And the problem really isn't with light makeup when working or partying, but more with people putting an excessive amount EVERYDAY. Don't know how they do it.

[@diddles3383]

@@unenouille430 Humans are beyond this shitty social Darwinist view of "survival of the fittest" - if this was true, then how come disabled people exist? Or homeless people? These are only two of the many groups that social Darwinism would deem as "weak", and yet these folks are still around. If "survival of the fittest" were true, then would you be okay with letting people with medical health issues, disabled folks and homeless people simply die off? I fucking suggest that you rethink your god awful position. Yours sincerely, a disabled person with health issues.

[@unenouille430]

@@diddles3383 Dude, we've been above evolution for a while now, chill. Doesn't mean that it didn't impact us in the beginning, or that said impact is completely gone. Empathy is a trait that came from evolution, which allowed us to protect the weakest, so the group would survive. Only the strongest groups would survive, and that meant there had to be a desire for people to protect eachother. Evolution isn't why you should die off, it's why you should survive. Survival of the fittest isn't supposed to only be about the individual, it's also about the group.

[@NewbyTon]

College humor is a lifestyle brand

[@phyrestorm999]

I've heard a really good actor can make you forget they're acting and just want to murder them. Katie is a really good actor.

[@Imnoonewhoareyou]

Amen’

[@taylorjoseph7645]

If Jessica's flirting with Katie, then I don't know what's gonna happen next.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Pat and Trapp sitting in a tree...

[@oriyanthacker8973]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 g a y y y y

[@Momo74153]

This is how u know your apart of a MLM/pyramid scheme.

[@zubzerrolastname6599]

A collegehumor ad for a collegehumor video.

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

I like to think that Seabird actually does call itself a makeup company and Katie is doing all of this on her own

[@JoshWitte]

It's not delivery... It's *DIGIORNO*

[@jezlassiter9374]

If this doesn’t show how mlm hunbots act, I don’t know what does.

[@commandercaptain4664]

"I'm a Branch Chief Executive Production Assistant." "Bish, you an intern."

[@nukenvy2]

I have to love the sales-pitch music cutting in and out...

[@sng1598]

I bursted out laughing at the 50% friendship tip

[@qqz9519]

Thats how it is too

[@theonlyn33b12]

Ok, I'm so happy that I watched this on youtube before finding it on Dropout because that ending clip was amazing.

[@mindingmybusiness4846]

Am I the only one who cracks up when Katie says “Ahh! Haha. Is that a joke?” & “Ahh! Haha. That is not a concealer.”

[@annenymous]

The music playing only when Katie speaks is a nice touch.

[@sophiaskojec]

This kinda reminds me of the makeup- wellness product scene with Ms piggy from one of the muppet movies

[@namernassir3831]

I love you for this one. Thank you , it feels like you were inside my mind and made it even better.

[@phlosen7854]

2:52: Katie: "Have you heard???" Peter Griffin: "B-b-b-b-Bird Bird Bird. Seabird is the word...."

[@andisadoily1935]

I've been saying this forever THANK YOU ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕

[@Augury13]

Why are there barely any videos of Mike Trapp anymore?

[@sapphoanna]

Pat killed Trapp

[@WardNightstone]

cause all the good shit is behind the dropout pay wall

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Darkest Argentum Only the exclusives all the other stuff is still on here

[@ms.rstake_1211]

He's focusing on WTF 101.

[@ms.rstake_1211]

@@sapphoanna lol... Not yet.

[@ayaobaid4402]

Lol there is an actual lipstick from Charlotte Tilbury called lip love 😂

[@justalex8502]

So she said lip love? I heard lip glove, lol.

[@Hyacinth828]

"we have found, through scientific study, and research and experimentation, that waists of all sizes need to be hugged." An accurate representation of how companies tell you about "science" without actually telling you anything about the science.

[@sophieboulevard4863]

Me trying to get my word count up on an essay

[@AngryKittens]

It's not cocaine, it's a mood enhancing aura glitter powder.

[@skyefraser9494]

I’ve seen that blonde girl in other CH vids but I didn’t recognise her at first, she plays that character so well!

[@therealmissglamBAM]

lmao the thong looked like it was written on in Sharpie

[@ramyap6410]

Oh this ain't a video. Nah, don't call like that. It's a self enhancing inner peaceful inducing series of positive vibes that reaches you despite many humongous obstacles.

[@ramvv7224]

When she said expensive stuff and showed a wet n wild eyeshadow palette i was like ya right

[@gooseandfish]

2:50 "Have you heard?" Seabird...is the word.

[@sassyfras4085]

Anyone recognize the WnW products being used? On another note regarding highlighters... If I hear one more of the following descriptions of makeup, I'm going to scream, lol: "it's not highlighter, it's "your skin but better" Or worse, "It's brings out 'your glow from within'.."

[@scaredycats2794]

This one was amazing. Good job, CH.