Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot - The Cinema Snob

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Does anyone else picture Arnold watching this in the theatre while smoking and laughing like De Niro in Cape Fear?

[@ricosalvaje8131]

CthulhuianBunny yes LMAO

[@dubuyajay9964]

Doing the Japanese commercial laugh?

[@marclewis5505]

Yup

[@jamesanthonygreen8233]

Yes, I actually do.

[@Flaris]

@aaronsdavis True. But he did trick someone into doing a film like this. And that is most definitely worth a chuckle over.

[@OnDavidsBrain]

I can just imagine Schwarzenegger sitting in the audience when this premiered with the most evil, shit eating grin on his face.

[@Littleguy001]

1TrulyMad lol same

[@iamkroot6098]

I can see him going to watch every showing of this and just maniacally laughing while everyone else wonders ‘what the hell is so funny to that guy’

[@zetetick395]

Arnie DID go on to do 'Junior' the year straight after 'Stop or my mom will shoot' \/ - WAS IT PAYBACK? INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW!

[@filmbuff2777]

@@zetetick395 This movie was 1992. Junior was 1994.

[@ronburgundy244]

​@@filmbuff2777 It still could have been payback.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Fun Fact: Sylvester and Arnold were the original choices for the leads of the movie Face/Off, but refused. Likely because they clearly hate each other. But i would think that would make the chemistry all the better. Plus imagine them getting to do impressions of each other? In an alternate universe, that movie was made, and i must get a copy of it

[@maxthescarecrow4038]

Just imagine Stalone or Arnold making the Cage face in the church choir scene. Just that would be worth all the gold in the world

[@Lord_Veren413]

And then the magic that is Nick Cage took over the role of the villain and it was good

[@zetetick395]

I don't think they literally hate one another, more likely is that (knowing both actors) they both had ludicrous script stipulation lists, to out-do one another in the film. (plus outright SILLY pay demands)

[@Ukiby3000]

As much as I adore Face/Off this alternate take sounds like a dream come true for me!

[@thehitherto5348]

Stallone's quote about the movie was: "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen. A flatworm could write a better script than Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. In some countries - China, I believe - running Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero."

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

At least Stallone know how made this movie was.

[@GlaceonStudios]

And yet Blake Snyder uses it as an example to help with his Beat Sheet.

[@Jawohl721]

If thats the real quote thats an unreal level of contempt

[@PerryWhyte]

This is the first time I heard about the Schwarzenegger prank, truly legendary.

[@andysorensen1737]

Talisguy I saw him do an interview talking about his time as Governor of California. He was a lot more articulate than I remembered, and if not for the whole impregnated the nanny thing he probably would’ve left on a better note.

[@smjaiteh]

Holy shit, Schwarzenegger!! That's some Game of Thrones level practical joking!!

[@theblocksays]

When Sly realizes Ahnold tricked him there should have been a thought bubble of him laughing maniacally like in those goofy Japanese commercials he did..."Foi fooooiii!"

[@drakkenmensch]

This is the same guy who got rich with his bricklaying business charging double for "european style" technique at a time where everything european fetched premium prices. The man is seriously crafty!

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@drakkenmensch Pumping Politics.

[@notchuckproductions5029]

I just wanted to point out the guy who wrote the screenplay to this movie also wrote the book Save the Cat(AKA one of the great screenplay writing ) why this guy is giving advice on screenplay writing is beyond me

[@zetetick395]

Yeah, but then he went straight on the very next year to do 'Junior' himself @.@ WAS IT SLY PAYBACK?

[@DragonMaiden77]

I gotta be honest, I really can't hate anything that has a Golden Girl in it. They are just too great. When I hear their voices, I just hear 'Thank you for being a friend...' In my head and I can't hate it...

[@DragonMaiden77]

wstine79 The Golden Girls is a TV show that can span generations. I watched the show when I was 8 years old, and I'm 22 now. Such a great show, and I still love the actresses today.

[@aurorauplinks]

Awe :D

[@culwin]

This reminds me of the time I tricked Kirk Cameron into starring in Saving Christmas.

[@yungslyme4341]

culwin I love you profile picture calvin and Hobbes is my life

[@censoredeverything3029]

culwin does your icon have any meaning?

[@moviemastervevo1848]

culwin Agreed

[@julieporter7805]

That was you? You bastard how dare you force that on all of us!🤣😉

[@drakkenmensch]

Now someone must trick Kirk into trying to save Christmas for real.

[@gabe_s_videos]

I remember watching a making-of special for The Expendables and Sly is talking about sustaining injuries on movies, he says something like "All my best movies, I get hurt. I didn't get hurt on 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot'."

[@at0micl0bster]

Well... maybe not “physically”

[@lumpisan]

Now i cant stop picturing arnold at the premiere, sitting right in front of Stalone. smoking a big cigar and laughing like deniro in Cape Fear

[@lsgreger2645]

Could a scene with Bea Arthur have saved this film? She could have done a musical number closing a bar......

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

LS Greger Nope. She could have saved the Wicker Cage though!

[@arielfangirlmendez]

Cmon I like one of the golden girls in those movies

[@TechnicJunglist]

Betty white randomly shows up lol

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

And she's goes on another tangent about St. Olaf.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

Or done a nude scene to please The Lone Rangers.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

So, who tricked Arnold into doing "Jingle All The Way"?

[@Shiirow]

Sinbad.

[@FelisTerras]

Same guy who told him to do Batman&Robin

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

It was Cohagen and Richter.

[@Dream0Asylum]

[who tricked Arnold into doing "Jingle All The Way"?] Benjamin Franklin

[@SpeedyEric1]

I actually like that movie. Plus, it was the first Schwarzenegger movie I ever saw.

[@zetetick395]

*Turner and Hooch* is proof positive that Tom Hanks can make ANYTHING charming! 🐶

[@MARKELIJIO-f6z]

Roger Spottiswoode's only low budget hit as helmer at Disney with Oscar winner Tom Hanks but within four years later in 1993, his follow-up just didn't work out and gotten fired off from this project. Nominated for a 1994 Jupiter Award.

[@Diamondelle84]

So Arnold and Sly were the Joan Crawford and Bette Davis of their day lol

[@avanishdutta2658]

I don't even know why did you compare both of them to davis and crawford.

[@BobbyDrake2000]

"You must run for President, Donald, it will you get all da respect in da world." - Ah-nold, 2016.

[@SpeedyEric1]

LMFAO

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

"You should totally host my old show, Arnie, I totally promise not to mock your ratings or interrupt the National Prayer Breakfast to criticize you. It's gonna be great, totally yuuge." - Trump, 2016 (Yes commenters, I know Arnold agreed to take over Celebrity Apprentice before the election actually happened.)

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

And yet, it did the exact opposite for Trump...interesting.

[@marcosrecio4062]

Why would the punchline be him winning?thats a good thing for him

[@nathanclark2424]

Marcos Recio Yes, but at the cost of being mocked even more.

[@Nanthecowdog]

This would have been more interesting if it was just The Golden Girls ending up in a Stallone movie.

[@mikekz4489]

Arnold Schwarzenegger may have tricked Stallone into making this movie, but Arnold made Junior willingly.

[@SpeedyEric1]

And that movie made The Nostalgia Critic puke his own stomach out.

[@silverselkie1692]

Maybe he was trying to trick Stallone into staring in it and it backfired

[@scorchx3000]

@@silverselkie1692 Nah, what actually happened is that Junior was originally a sequel to Twins, but Stallone had destroyed the original (and only script) and replaced it with some weird shit fetish from DeviantArt. He'd hijacked the time machine used in Terminator and sent it back to the 90's and switched scripts. As they'd already paid Arnold and Danny for their work, they just had to wing it and pay Arnold slightly more for the humiliation he suffered.

[@RainBird88x]

Van Damn tricked Schwarzenegger into dong Junior.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

@@SpeedyEric1 Love Dora's sarcasm at the Aerosmith "joke."

[@slpasay]

This was my one of my favourite movies as a kid - I have no idea why.

[@davidstrange6759]

Sarah Linden Pasay I was right there with you...

[@cocolime6496]

It was the first Stallone movie I saw. I fucking loved it.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

I saw this in theaters with my best friend when I was 10. I still like it but I feel kind of bad for Stallone.

[@chupamishuevos303]

ya seems like a fun movie to watch

[@SuperDevolution]

I loved Getting Even With Dad as a kid. I won't even watch it now because I'm sure it won't hold up. I think most of us have a few movies like that.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Y'know, that diaper nightmare scene could've been used to great effect if Sly's character felt pressure from those around him to change how he acts or how he looks or how he talks. He would be in his diaper and all the people who want him to change would converge on him like a horde or hungry zombies. He'd wake up screaming "I don't wanna change! Leave me alone!" It would be a clever metaphor. GOOD THING THIS MOVIE AIN'T CLEVER!

[@arielfangirlmendez]

Oh yeah it does remind me of the beinging of the movie good burger

[@trevorvogel8132]

Irony: I just got a Pureflix ad in the middle of Cinema Snob video. First time I've ever seen an ad for their stuff too.

[@eliaslopez8691]

This is probably my favorite CS review of the year.

[@foxman105]

Oh GOD I remember this film! It was on TV shortly after my mom divorced! We were living in my grandmothers and grandfathers house and we used to watch TV together each evening... I completely forgot this film existed until now. Happy nostalgic times. Then our Grandparents died, and we had to sell the house and... Actually I just realized I am not sure when was the last time I was gennuely happy and not just entertained or amused...

[@ralaun2000]

I was running a video store when this got released on tape, and the district manager ordered us a DOZEN copies. It rented okay the first weekend, but my employees just started referring to it as Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot Her Load. Yeah, it didn't make sense to ME, either, but neither did ordering us a dozen copies of this box office turd!

[@bradleydahlgren6632]

Semen and feces all in one comment. Two bird's one stone 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@guyfawkes938]

Apparently, this wasn't even the first time Arnold pulled this kind of trick off. Similar types of bluffs and psychological warfare were largely what kept him at the top even during his competitive bodybuilding days.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I've got to admit, I'm having a hard time seeing Stallone's logic in signing up for this. So he signed up for what he had to have known was a bad movie just because Arnold allegedly wanted to? Personally, if I had a rival who wanted to make a career movie this questionable, it seems like the meanest thing you could do is to let him do it.

[@wjzav1971]

Some actors don't quite get the idea of what a movie is going to be, just by reading the script. Sly probably thought it was a good comedy, not bothering to think how these scenes would look like.

[@myman7336]

Well, Arnold made it in such a way that he appeared to believe this movie will be a good one. It was more about Arnie being cheeky as hell than Sly being sloppy.

[@Mario_N64]

Stallone was thinking about the success of Schwarzenegger with Kindergarten Cop, he wanted a similar hit. He knew he could do comedy and drama.

[@zetetick395]

But by 1992 Arnie had proved he could do comedy (in Twins etc) - Then he had Total Recall in 1990, a big hit - then T2 in 1991, which was fkn MASSIVE. .....Desperation can make men (especially egotistical ones) do FUNNY things. @~@

[@RedShirtRemyStarship]

That Arnold prank joke story was the best thing I ever heard about this movie.

[@Zcumgod]

Now I want psychological thriller that chronicles Arnold's adventures in getting people to star in action comedies

[@KNadoli]

i think it's safe to say that Arnie probably had a better comedic track record than Stallone, even with "gems" like Junior

[@MrStath1986]

Junior is the reeking shitpile of the bunch out of Arnold's 'self-aware' period. Kindergarten Cop works because he's standard Arnold saddled with kids; Twins has it's charm despite the concept, and despite the reviews I think Last Action Hero is great, but Junior is just a sad waste of a concept and it's actors. The only bit I really laughed at is Arnold at the women's retreat running off declaring "DEY'RE TRIYING TO TAHKE MY BAHYBEE!"

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

Ahnuld always shows up no matter how bad the movie is. Stallone often looks embarrassed and doesn't want to be in his stinkers.

[@MrPeaTearGryfin]

The fact that Stallone looked at a script called Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and, joke or not, took it tells me so much about Sylvester Stallone. And people say that Nicolas Cage accepts some terrible scripts.

[@sleepykittyH]

Did you see the movie where Nicolas Cage didn't say a word even though he's a main character and he fights animatronics while trying to clean and get in a good pinball game?

[@VirtualBoy500]

So Schwarzenegger fooled Stallone pretty much the same way he fooled Lou Ferrigno.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

How did he fool Ferrigno ?

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I don't recall the details but it had something to do with a bodybuilding competition.

[@DBSG1976]

French Paul 1988 He told Ferrigno to scream and grunt everytime he struck a pose during a bodybuilding competition preliminary judging event, "Do it Lou, it will really impress the judges." So Lou Ferrigno is yelling/grunting as loud as he can and Arnold is laughing his ass off at the event....good stuff!

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Thanks for the details, and I guess it must have been hilarious to watch indeed.

[@WilliamGarland]

I think that's how the invasion of Poland went. Except with Hitler and Stalin.

[@debonaire_nerd]

Seriously: I would buy the blu-ray of this is Arnie was doing the commentary track. If that happens, tell me. I want a copy.

[@brianhebert6152]

"Hahaha, look at Stahllone freaking out over not wanting to be changed! I got him good!"

[@mindlessgonzo]

I think someone spiked my takeout.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Only reason I watched this was because Netflix made this the only recommend movie for April fools

[@Kyleology]

And then the screenwriter wrote one of the bestselling books on scriptwriting.

[@sesfilmsllc]

Now I’m starting to picture Stallone talking to his agent like “ A new Batman movie huh? I’ll see what my schedule is like.”

[@carlossilva6828]

meanwhile when this movie was released arnold is at home smoking a cigar. drinking his best whiskey while watching this movie and enjoying sly's misery and suffering he could only exclaim a single word. the only word that could describe this legendary ruse when letting out a great laugh and that word my friend is "winning"

[@svartfrasr9755]

Jesus fucking Chrizzist. That's some Monte Cristo level vengeance Arnold laid down on Sly xD

[@akosbarati2239]

Erm... had you read the novel? He kills his son in the duel knowing he's his son and leaves with the slave girl, while his former love is all kinds of heartbroken, Dantes is a dick, and I like Monte Christo

[@svartfrasr9755]

I know what I said. Are you suggesting Arnold's not a dick? Because he totally is, and I love him for it. xD

[@akosbarati2239]

I only said because many conflate the TV/movie versions with the source material. As for Arnold, he's the officer becoming general with the secret son, in which case Sly is Dantes for putting Arnie in as a mere cameo in The Expendables.

[@Big_Finger_Jim]

Just thinking about schwartzeneger yelling "fooled yooouuuuuuu" at a computer screen makes me happy

[@SuperDevolution]

You have no idea how much I needed this right now.

[@cryptix23]

This was one of those movies I passed on the Blockbuster shelves and really wanted to see, and my parents wisely opted against it. I was hoping that the mom would be way more badass.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

The Snob skewered a buddy-cop movie from my childhood. I might need popcorn for this 😁

[@randalgraves6979]

In the sequel Tooti comes back as a robot and sings “Happy Birthday, Pauly “.

[@holidaystyles7952]

Arnold is so good at fucking with peoples heads/mind games

[@cenakruegerlover]

I'm so glad to see you finally do this review. The movie gods have finally heard my prayers.

[@WolfieGirlSheena]

I wonder if Last Action Hero was Stallone's payback. I mean, there is a scene where he's the Terminator and Arnold had to say he was a great actor. lol

[@dustybragg4011]

I would love to see Brad in a all leprechaun version of paint your wagon

[@artistwithouttalent]

I'm kind of surprised this wasn't already an episode... but I'm glad it is now.

[@ChrisHominski]

HEY Snob, don't you dare sully the good name of Blank Check! Its the finest of the Home Alone ripoffs with the added bonus of rampant commercialism

[@shaniatreyu9303]

That banker lady was pretty hot tho.

[@hoodedman6579]

I don't think they meant the pedophilia, that was probably just bad writing, but oh boy is it there...

[@readordiefanatic]

Hell yeah!

[@striderreborn1467]

I didn't see the pedo subtext but I could understand a child's crush on an older woman. Who didn't have crushes on older people? (Do celebrity crushes count too?)

[@ChrisHominski]

she kisses him on the lips at the end of the movie

[@Haveba]

You imitating Stalone, was the best part of this review.

[@Cisforchao]

Damn Arnold was a savage for tricking Stallone.

[@Rob1976x]

As a big fan of yours Brad it's taking me a long time to admit this but I went to the theaters with my mom to see this movie back in the day. Boy that's nice to get off my chest 😁

[@Panda_Roll]

I watched this when I was 10, my brother LOVED it and it's been on repeat all through the my childhood after that, it wasn't THAT bad, you can laugh at it if nothing else!

[@nathanforester5993]

It is about time that someone reviewed this movie, this one has been one of my requests for quite a while.

[@Shenaldrac]

That really was my favorite episode of Golden Girls. Stan had it coming.

[@marcosdheleno]

gonna be completely honest, this is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. i remember watching it a few times in those midnight runs.

[@nickmattio3397]

How that gem didn't get 10 Oscars is beyond me and the internet

[@MsDjessa]

I did actually like this when I saw it as a very young kid. No idea how gringy seeing it again would be. But man I got to respect Arnold for that prank.

[@alexthelizardking]

Never forget Arnold is an evil genius.

[@FizzleFX]

I bought it from months ago on DVD.... A great movie.. seriously! Very fun Stalone works great here

[@Canadamus_Prime]

I remember this movie. MY mom sat me down in front of it to presumably get me to expand my movie watching horizons.

[@9Godslayer]

Those horizons didn't include 50 Shades of Grey and Twilight, did they?

[@Canadamus_Prime]

Given I was 12 and those movies hadn't been made yet, thankfully no.

[@jdzero]

... Stalone in Diapers vs Arnold's Baby Face ... take your pick.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

MAHGOD?

[@nathanclark2424]

Orzene Tyranni baby face. Less fucking disturbing

[@arielfangirlmendez]

You know what's scarer then the opening to good burger stalone in a diaper

[@marclewis5505]

Arnold's baby face 4 sho

Me an my Mom would watch this from time to time, I remember us both having fun watching it. Though it's hilarious knowing Arnold tricked Stallone into doing this movie ^^

[@sesfilmsllc]

The fact that the writer of this movie wrote both this and blank is also the writer of what is considered by many to be the screenwriting Bible “Save the Cat.”

[@MrLuciusrm]

Wait... This made me remember that there was an episode of tequila and bonetti with bonetti 's mom.. that could ve been a great pitch for a spin off

[@les907]

ggGiovanni Gianluca Reina

[@les907]

Giovanni Gianluca Reina gg

[@kingofsorrows5240]

The Frank Stallone voice impression at the beginning of this video is impeccable...but I have to call you on the fact that Sylvester Stallone had a 17 shot 9mm but fired it 20 times at 2:40

[@honestred7600]

The one joke where she shoots the guy is worth the price of admission.

[@ultraboombean]

I know it's weird to wish this movie had been good, but my dad and my grandmother often have trouble with each other, even though they love each other. It would be great to see a movie portray the relationship between an elderly mother and her grown son in a fun way while still having a lot of the heart of the matter within it (mother getting older, and son having to accept it ) . I mean the best movie I can think of that does that is UP, but with a man and a stranger. It still stands, though I just wish there were more movies that had older characters in them.

[@ironmaster6496]

who knew arnie was a MASTER TROLL

[@MFields2178]

Sylvester Stallone is my childhood. Always remember watching Rocky and Rambo with my dad.

[@konstance13]

Couldn't figure out where I'd heard of this film. I realized they discussed it on an episode of Movie Fights on ScreenJunkies. The debate was "what film would be better with Schwarzenegger as the star rather than Stallone."

[@alucardyoici]

Stallone got shwarzenegged

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

More like Punk'd!

[@sfighter0085]

Great episode. I've heard this movie was bad, but I never thought it would be this bad. I wouldn't say it's as bad as "Rhinestone", probably more on par with "Judge Dredd". And why do I have a feeling we're gonna see a review of "Rhinestone" some time in the future. Also I Imdb'd this movie and was surprised that Ving Rhames was in this movie, credited as a character named "Mr.Stereo". Kind makes me wonder who tricked Ving to be in this and "It's Pat".

[@XedRegelus]

I remember seeing this in theatre. I don't recall hating it at the time, but I was just a kid.

[@unclejemima83]

great stuff, thanks snob!

[@another_Arcane_admirer]

17:35 There is a similar scene a year later in "Demolition Man" when Stallone knocks Sandra Bullock unconscious with a glow rod, saying "Then you'll understand this."

[@PR0MAN01]

Saw this in a Red Letter Media video once and thought it was a joke. I'm so glad it wasn't a joke

[@eirhjien]

bringing back horrible memories of having to sit through this in theater :o

[@Beevenhouse]

Awww, I loved that movie! ... when it came out.. and I was ten years old.

[@jasonhubbard6775]

These days, Schwarzenegger is too busy laughing his ass off at Donald Trump to give this movie much thought.

[@kenetickups6146]

wait so he tricked trump into running for president?

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

And at Stallone for supporting him which is why Ahnuld will always be superior. Nobody FOOLS Ahnuld.

[@MrHEC381991]

This film and Staying Alive are my brother's friends favourite films. Seriously.

[@SuperWillHatch]

I remember renting this from the video store. Even my Dad questioned my seven year old choice. I loved it anyway, in all its cheesiness.

[@craigchrist3857]

I loved this film

[@PaleandPastey]

You're right, it isn't one of the great ones... It's The Great One.The greatest movie ever to be put on VHS.

[@rjb1216]

I've wanted some to look at this for ages

[@ceramicholiness]

Fun fact: the writer, Blake Snyder, wrote "Save the Cat;" one of the standard screenwriting books up-and-coming Hollywood writers are prescribed to read. And suddenly everything makes sense. But hey, this script sold for $500,000, so what the fuck do I know?

[@nakenmil]

I loved this movie as a kid.

[@royalsilva2792]

If you don't get a bushwhacked joke in this film, then u know it's that bad

[@MichelBoryoku]

Come on, there's one Stallone movie that's right up your alley, Snob. 🇮🇹🐎

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/the-italian-stallion :)

[@zak22wolftheultramanzenith35]

Ah, First Blood Part II.

[@DokkaChapman]

This is actually a guilty pleasure of mine XD

[@fatimagic1365]

18:41 "you shot him!" "no shit" "thank you for being a frieeeend~" 😂😂😂 byyyeee seriously, i remember seeing this movie as a kid and cringing the whole way through even then.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

30 years old I’m amazed Stallone called this his worst film

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Estelle Getty was tricked into being in this movie too. She saw it had guns in it and said she would only be in the film if there were no guns. The producers lied to her and said it was "gun free" to get her to sign on. These people had NO shame.

[@jimreily7538]

WTF, lol is this a joke ? Because, she handles firearms, routinely, it's part of the script - I mean she's washing his pistol FFS

[@AevasHouse]

Knowing that this was a prank it really makes the movie soooooo much better

[@shadowdragon992001]

literally lol'd at the part about Arnold setting Stallone up. priceless.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Since Turner & Hooch got remade in a TV series form, I wonder what this movie's equivalent to Tequila & Bonetti would be like - though I bet Brad would love it. :p

[@BriGuyIL1980]

God, I hope We Hate Movies cover this soon. Also, I hope Brad and We Hate Movies come together to talk about Caligula.

[@NodDisciple1]

06:54 Ok, I'll do it. BUSHWHACKED! 10:28 Snob hinting at possible future "Junior" review? 18:36 That was a great episode of "The Golden Girls."

[@TheKML777]

That moment where starring in a cheap ass, obscure as hell porno is not the lowest point of your career.

[@ReadingAboutWriting]

Brad throwing mad shade on Blake Snyder makes me happier than he can possibly imagine.

[@robotdan]

Stop! Or youtube advertisers will shoot!