Most TRAGIC storage unit ever

[@PsychobabbleRapp]

I always have to laugh at germs minions who always resort to touting his heavily recorded, widely distributed, highly monetized, and most certainly profitable (wink wink) CHARITY work , that is also a massive tax shield, to justify his premeditated and monetized public verbal assaults on someone, followed by yet another monetized video serries on how the law works, but only for him, and how he is in the right as he explains how his freedom of speech grants him that privilege, right before he mails out another worthless set of idle threat by way of cease and desist letters to anyone who dares to use their own freedom of speech . DIY restorage the love instructions, Germ style .. 1, record, upload and monetize video of buying $200 storage unit at auction, make $2,000 in add revenue. 2, record, upload and monetize a two part videos serries of unboxing storage unit, netting $4,000 in add revenue . 3, record, upload and monetize a video announcing how great he will be for doing a restorage the love serries extravaganza charity, make $2,000 in add revenue. 4, record, upload and monetize a four part video serries restoraging the love, make $8,000 in add revenue from four part serries . 5, live stream a monetized Sunday night self promotion show, explaining how great he was for doing such a (profitable) charity, make $2000 in add revenue, another $1200 in super chats. restorage the love net profit from a $200 dollar initial investment = $19,000 in tax free profit. .. now that's some charity work, that even a pirate could sink his teeth into.

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

I’m more amazed by the amount of people who have no self respect or dignity to stop promoting a person they know sucks ass. Just Because they may get a shout out . My soul has never been for sale ❤️❤️

[@PsychobabbleRapp]

@@StorageAuctionPirate amen, and for the record, I knew you were the real deal the first time I saw you on germs channel , and your consistency over the years has proven me right

[@alicesnyder4323]

You are So right people don't entertain the way they used to and they have their parents stuff and so on down the line.

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

True

[@SuperAzureButterfly]

I love listening to your stories. You're so down to earth and tell it like it is. Just keep on being you, that's why we watch. 🏴‍☠️☺️

[@cheriekreusel3756]

Boy Pirate when you said it was a tragic unit you were right. Looks like a happy life that was destroyed and became something else. So many things that were never even used. One thing that stood out to me was the maps. Printed maps are becoming a thing of the past. I would love to see what each of them were. The world has changed so much, like you mentioned Antarctica, and other places too. That would be an interesting video. You do re-storage the love, a lot of you do, by sharing your knowledge and experience with all your watchers every day. Peace Pirate

[@rhiannonjones2006]

You know what pirate your quite right with not hoarding etc. for years we had lots of items stored and we moved to a smaller house and was going to sort the shed out with out boxes. These were nice collectable items but you have to know when to stop. We had a fire in the shed in hot summer and lost it all. Heartbreaking as we lost memories of photos etc but we only have what we use and can admire from our cabinets never again will we hoard. It done us a favour in a way Love your analogy to life we are the same now in our mid 60s Thanks for all the entertaining

[@Artsells980]

It's the harsh reality of storage units. You might score,you might not. Can't let the bad ones deter you from it.

[@carlettelynch7859]

It amazes me Pirate how you do everything one handed, very good at holding the camera, and pulling stuff out with the other. It would drive me nuts!!😂

[@bonniezimlich1403]

Your words of wisdom are so true. So sad really. Love you stay safe hugs.

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Thank you! You too!

[@latoskip1]

Your absolutely right 😊it’s hard to let go of “stuff”; we definitely hold on to too much 😊

[@tmontanez2]

That mermaid is AMAZING!!!

[@Loubugg1972]

I need to start buying storage units. A constant treasure hunt. ❤❤❤❤

[@mistyedmondson9935]

Omg I had that exact Optimus prime!!!!!! I won it in a drawing when I was a kid. Probably 8 and I'm 48 now. I wish I still had it. But I'm so happy I get to see him again. I heard that toy was worth ALOT OF MONEY$$$$

[@kimfrommn7162]

Fantastic Fun ! Wish you the best!!! 🤗👍🙋🏻‍♀️

[@lindathomas3142]

I agree with you on the china and glassware. I think because of what you said and also, people don't have the money or the room to keep them.

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Running all Sunday whatnot.com/invite/storageauctionpirate

[@beardedfisherman8608]

AYE BROTHER IM THINKING ABOUT BUYING A UNIT OR TWO IN A FEW MONTHS OR SO IM TRYING TO GET SOME INFO ON HOW TO DO IT MAN I HOPE I GOT A SHOT MY LIFE HAS BEEN QUITE HARD FOE A DECADE NOW MAN BUT ANYWAYS PEACE FROM THE NORTHEAST THE BEARDED FISHERMAN8608 FROM MERIDEN CT LATER MAN!!??!!??

[@Gatesmasher01]

Glad I don't unit's.. Just The items Buyer's find to Sell.. Work's for me.. thanks for the Video

[@bonniezimlich1403]

Loved the statue. Gorgeous. A crystal ball maybe in her hand??

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Maybe

[@gingermccoy2732]

Good video, hope you make some money out of it!!! Love you Pirate ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@karenspencer2722]

great video, always enjoy them looking forward to the next one.😼💛

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Yay! Thank you!

[@richardbraybon3245]

good call pirate i dont comment much on these vlogs but you nailed there

[@Karen18S]

Respect 🤗🥰👍🙏

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

❤️❤️

[@101doreen]

Love the Mermaid!

[@Gatorbaitress]

Took me a bit to figure it out. Yep, every storage aucion buyer I know always leaves the personal items. Not an unusual thing. Just always the right thing to do. The tooting their horn has started to bother me and now I have questions.

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

I got many myself

[@thelighthousebooth7464]

Sending luv your way! ❤❤

[@tka1528]

I never gave back personal items after buying storage units, I just threw it away

[@Gatorbaitress]

China is no longer sellable. As a reseller since 97, I've seen the market change. Hardly sell these days. No matter what your grandmother paid for her china decades ago will not get nowhere near that amount if you try to sell it. I have seen friends attempt to sell complete china sets on marketplace and don't quite understand why no one wants them. I tried to explain why but they won't listen. 🤷 Pyrex will always be strong as well as Fire King. On a funny note about things not selling anymore, I have sold and made a lot of money in the early 2000s selling pantyhose ads from older magazines! 🤣 I do believe they won't sell today. I just would find things unusual and would list them on an auction site that today is very hard to sell on.

[@mwatkins2464]

You’ll get em next time 🙏👍

[@lindapearson7268]

Rubber stamps are expensive to buy ,you should do well out of them

[@101doreen]

If there's hats, sweaters/sweat shirts, give some back to Mom. It may have his scent on it. Believe me, it would be worth more than any picture.

[@YourNextDoorNeighborA]

Holding a harp

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Maybe

[@carlettelynch7859]

She was making Mark Zecenburg heads in her kilm😂😂😂😂

[@101doreen]

You can barely give China away.

[@mtwhyte8505]

I would be keeping the mermaid for myself

[@BeeSquaredTradingPost]

Get yourself that 357!

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

🏴‍☠️

[@ncnast]

That's the most beautiful mermaid statue , I've ever seen , surely your going to keep it

[@charleshenderson1174]

Thanks

[@charlottegiannotti51]

That strange doll was ‘Dapper Dan’ playskool 1970’s

[@shallowrinkles83]

Optimus Prime 😮

[@ronaldcolgan9424]

Yo pirate I think your mermaid is holding a harp

[@timwhite5667]

Never say no to a new gun😂😂

[@gg_yvonne4442]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@KTTreasures]

Hello Pirate

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Ahoy

[@dadsrock4252]

Oh what hales would like that cedar key map.

[@juliettewannet6594]

❤

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

❤️❤️

[@historyhunter5146]

Optimus Prime 😂

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

Yes

[@Darlahesse]

Hello from Darla❤❤❤😊😊

[@historyhunter5146]

I think usually the mermaid holds a wheel and a conch shell

[@THATguyFATAL]

You need to put that mermaid in front of your house when you buy one.

[@MagnetfishingLikeABoss]

Broooo!!! For shame!!!! It's Optimus Prime!! Not Optimal Prime!!! Hahaha!!! You're my age!!! You should have got that before your kid did!!! Hahahaha!!!

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

And that’s why i say it . It triggers the comments 😂😂

[@MagnetfishingLikeABoss]

Touche' Hahaha!!!​@@StorageAuctionPirate

[@davidjones595]

​@StorageAuctionPirate I love how your boy was just said optimus almost like it was a inside joke

[@davidholmes7981]

That Aunt Jemima sign looked just like Alex! (hope thats not racist) :)

[@shallowrinkles83]

No 357

[@doreenwalls5300]

Hi guys

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

🏴‍☠️

[@dewdew34]

I don't understand the 90 days thing wait thing. I buy units and usually it's 48-72 hours, gotta go... Anyone fill me in ?

[@StorageAuctionPirate]

The owner wanted to buy it back i felt bad her son was killed by doctors. She asked if i could wait 90 days till some money came she was waiting for , i fell for it even gave her 2 extra months ,

[@dewdew34]

@@StorageAuctionPirate Thanks , i've tried to return items and it's always been a fail. The managers call and they never respond. I'm not personally contacting them, bad possibilities...