Stormtroopers' 9/11

[@corygoodrich7242]

"Man there's no way the Death Star cod have been an inside job" *watches Rogue One* "Oh shit!"

[@HkPrima]

Ok I forgot what happened In rogue one could you elaborate

[@beanward_xd527]

@@HkPrima Galen erso the lead scientist behind its construction deliberately made the exhaust port an easy target that could destroy the whole thing

[@HkPrima]

@@beanward_xd527 welp my uncle was right for once

[@104thgaming]

Holy shit your right!😱 I didn’t even realize that until I saw this comment 🤣 Half the time I forget about Rouge One🤣

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@104thgaming Everyone forgot they saw Rogue One!

[@jackpada7015]

"Jedis. They hate out way of life." man its too real

[@hklegomaster]

How America thinks Muslims think

[@KikogamerJ2]

@@hklegomaster don't worry it's not just Americans , some Europeans also think like that

[@Thunderlord1738]

@@KikogamerJ2 middle easterns too

[@Emrald79]

Jedies? Jedie? Jais? How would the plural for Jedi really be spelled out?

[@hklegomaster]

@@Emrald79 ya just say ‘jedi’

[@officialmaxrebo]

“There is no way that one X-Wing-“ “Connor, no one wants to hear this...” It’s so true it hurts

[@garvielloken3103]

@Rick O'Shay Roman Empire during Octavian Augustus rule.

[@garvielloken3103]

@Rick O'Shay Do you mean Caesarion, illigitimate son of Gaius Julius Caesar, whom he didn't named his successor in his testament? Even if Octavian did personally ordered him to be killed it doesn't make government of Rome under Octavian dishonest. Ruthless for certain, but not dishonest.

[@garvielloken3103]

@Rick O'Shay Or if you want to prevent utter chaos of another (third in a row) civil war.

[@garvielloken3103]

@Rick O'Shay Are you naive or bloody naive? Death of Ceasarion was completly justified. Let me remind you that children of Marc Anthony and Cleopatra lived on. Dishonesty doesn't require being murderous just like not being murderer make someone automatically honest.

[@garvielloken3103]

@Rick O'Shay Nope. It was his guardians that bring him back. And promises made for them had been kept. And how exactly have you gone to idea that Shakespeare paints Ceaser killers as honest people? They were naive, especially Brutus, since they thought all that's needed for Rome to get back to "old, good" repunlic ways was killing Ceasar. They have forgotten that a lot of people supporting Pompey the Great preferred Rome being much more oligarchian in style. They were also blind to the fact that Ceaser was loved by common people. Why in your opinion it is not possible to be murderer and an honest person? Aren't soldiers who killed other side soldiers murderers? How you define "murder" and "honesty"?

[@shoretrooper74]

I keep telling people, we need a show that’s just dedicated to a group of storm troopers and their everyday antics. It would most definitely sell

[@rachelcookie321]

That would such a good casual comedy

[@johnjones4426]

written and directed by Quentin Tarantino

[@hbdragon88]

Like Troops (the 1997 short film parody of COPS) or something different?

[@user-gk2sc4ky4i]

red vs blue essentially

[@shoretrooper74]

@@hbdragon88 yeah something like that.

[@crusader318]

The conspiracy theory guy makes this 100x more accurate

[@Fellkun]

Well the exhaust port was pushing ton of exhaust out so really it could have been

[@ryanmetzger8689]

Ironic, considering they're storm troopers

[@demarcogrant-santana2602]

So true

[@jetastronomia8400]

@@Fellkun yeah but it's space

[@Fellkun]

@@jetastronomia8400 still it could blow exhaust

[@teazy1088]

Why hasn’t the Empire released the security holograms of the supposed Xwing attacking the shaft. I bet you those proton torpedoes were fired by the Empire.

[@grantaum9677]

There was supposedly a raid on coruscant the same day, again no reliable footage, and the only other place in the galaxy where the details of the emperor's corruption investigation were stored...

[@shanekeenaNYC]

@@grantaum9677 Yeah, I heard the naval intelligence headquarters was the target of a similar suicide mission and had to be rebuilt as well in one spot. As for the Death Star, I heard they chose to just build the central ring, and not the entire station.

[@jonholland9042]

Everyone thinks it was Luke who force guided those torpedoes but really it was Vader

[@Rbills02]

Proton torpedoes can’t melt steel!!!

[@lukewhite9237]

Luke had barely any training. There was a sith master not too far away in a tie fighter flying away from the death Star. Vader did BBY

[@jafarsolorio7634]

The lives of storm troopers are so underrrated

[@diamondbowgamer3812]

They were close to changing it- then uh they kinda blew it.

[@julianmartinez9199]

@@diamondbowgamer3812 blew it is an under statement 😒. It was a colosal waste of great story potential

[@garrythestormtrooper1127]

Honestly it's true

[@cara-seyun]

For real. There’s always the comics and EU

[@Ak1mboWar]

This actually feels like a conversation that would actually happen.

[@alphagt62]

And the blue milk! A nice touch.

[@SubayAdamm2]

There was bars and stuff in death star too lol

[@calebmurphy9406]

That's the point.

[@ninjabiatch101]

@@SubayAdamm2 This isn't taking place on a Death Star though?

[@SubayAdamm2]

@@ninjabiatch101 *too*

[@dabutchaistoxic]

Remember, If it gets copyright claimed it’s cannon.

[@ruben0222]

Y E S

[@revolution_is_the_key]

its cannon either way

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

How?

[@garrylarry890]

Y E S

[@chevrolet-poitiers9507]

Ah yes if this gets copy right striked it becomes a *Cannon*

[@miladzahedi1048]

The intelligence in this sketch blows my mind

[@johnnywhitsel1583]

Are we watching the same thing? It was funny, but not exactly Quantum-Mechanics level stuff here.

[@Get2dahChoppa]

@@johnnywhitsel1583 compared to ACTUAL dialogue in ANY star wars films post original trilogy?? Yeah this is oscar worthy stuff right here.

[@robotnoir5299]

@Eliot Jurgensen Coz they were a cultural phenomenon that you simply can't understand if you weren't alive at the time. The hype for these little comic-book movies about the purple guy wearing one glove like MichealJackson is nothing compared to the OT. What dialog are you taking issue with? Can you give a specific example?

[@seanloer1928]

that's sad cuz it's really not that intelligent.

[@AJxxxxxxxx]

Your such a nerfherder

[@indianapatsfan]

The emperor must have been in an elementary school classroom in Florida when the death star was destroyed.

[@MeanAndPristine]

Naboo*

[@takodahager4165]

He was reading a children's book to a bunch of young pod racers when his aide learned over and whispered to him "My Lord, the death star has been hit. The Empire is under attack"

[@MeanAndPristine]

And he kept reading

[@emiliianoportillo1311]

Then he went into a bath room and screamed at Vader for 2 hours straight

[@ryanfriedman4329]

And then the call from Vader (Robot chicken) in front of those elmentary students

[@joffles6516]

The funny thing is is there actually might be “space traffic” in Star Wars since you can only jump to hyperspace in certain “highways”. So in commonly used ones there might be a bunch of ships there, but idk I’m not that knowledgeable about star wars

[@normalchannel1522]

Yeah your correct, there are hyperspace lanes that have been planned since the dawn of the Republic’s expansion to the outer rim

[@afanisthedolphin]

@@normalchannel1522 Yes but wouldn't the chances of crashing a ship traveling in speeds of light with another traveling in speeds of light be really small? Like what are the chances someone Estee is going down the same Highway AND to a destination that is behind yours and how would you know about it for there to be traffic and not just crashes?

[@normalchannel1522]

@@afanisthedolphin looking at how hyperspace lanes have planets in them, i am guessing one does not go all the way to their destination but takes breaks every few planets along the way. And i started reading a star wars novel and theres traffic in space apparently.

[@FormerBunsenBurner]

I think that in orbit around planets like Coruscant there is traffic because there are just so many ships, but I think with hyperspace lanes you can go into hyperspace at any point and still get into the lane.

[@mgjulesdev]

@@afanisthedolphin if you are travelling at the speed of light, your matter has a very slim change of colliding with anything. someone fact-checks me on quantum physics here!

[@eastonmoyers3518]

Oh how this has aged like fine wine

[@MCJonCRLKLLR]

Not really, seeing as there was another death star, and also, it_was_am inside Job

[@lovehand9531]

You want another round? You want another round.

[@IAmNotHim97]

Ikr

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Unlike all of disney star wars!

[@humanoidwolf]

@@nicktechnubyte1184 its stupid that Disney owns and ruining star wars

[@Romulusmap]

"You're drones, especially the drones" haha... Eh...

[@AndreNitroX]

Shouldn’t it be droids

[@brokenmask333]

He’s not wrong

[@jamnt832]

Your

[@boom350ph]

Robotic racism man ur gonna get canceled - that guy in twitter

[@horhaythebigmacguy3836]

@@boom350ph space twitter*

[@zdreamz961]

Why do I feel this was an actual conversation that stormtroopers had

[@frut_jooos]

I mean in star wars the galaxy had billions if not trillions of inhabitants right? So how many storm troopers were recruited? Probably enough to the point where this conversation definitely happened even if the chance was 1 in a million. Stormtroopers convo is officially Canon.

[@ninnikins4768]

This definitely happened a lot.

[@Cybernaut551]

@@ninnikins4768 Agreement accepted.

[@henrybartram2418]

Yes. I 100% believe that it is definitely like a conversation that Rey would have though definitely.

[@alphacoffeesins9197]

Because it probably was lol

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

9 years later and KZbin chooses this on this anniversary. Still a good short after all these years…

[@ethanhocking8229]

Hilarious.

[@ДругиеФантом]

stormtroopers seem to be more sophisticated when they're not Wilhelm screaming off a balcony

[@TheTonybudd]

~ everyone has their off days . . .

[@kaiser3849]

Wilhelm?? You

[@cassu6]

????

[@IssyMomentTTV]

Noober Man The "Wilhelm Scream" is a stock sound effect that gets used in almost every film, also, Stormtroopers were a WWII thing, IIRC.

[@davemarx7856]

Noober Man 😦؟

[@knightofnight842]

Props to that group who are mature enough to still be friends regardless of disagreements or disputes they have about Death Star conspiracies

[@lostpony4885]

In the same unit.

[@alkaholic4848]

Nah let nutcases like that slip out of your life, it's just not worth it.

[@bobpobcf9723]

@@alkaholic4848 they are fun to keep around. You need at least one guy like that in your friend group

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

@@theartillery9724 he was right though, it was a inside job. Rouge 1 the dude let the flaw in the death star exist so it had a weakness

[@Case2_0]

@@theartillery9724 what if they are right tho? I mean look at Tower 7

[@putzthewondersloth]

I feel for these guys, especially the one who was on his way to the Death Star when it blew up. I had a similar experience. I was on a shuttle back to my home planet of Alderaan for the "We Love Peace" celebration when it blew up for some reason. I'm still not clear on what caused it.

[@elijahrobinson2362]

Awkward silence.

[@thatsaboat2882]

It was a mining accident the empire confirmed it, nothing suspicious happened

[@Varietyvibe_comedy]

I wish I could go to your galaxy 😔

[@MJHootHoot]

Ah, tough break man. I was on kashyyk when that happened. Feels bad man.

[@docrofreborn7497]

*coughs exaggeratedly high while shooting you* Agh… sorry, I was choking.

[@rzg4648]

“There is no way one x-wing-“ “Connor no one wants to hear this” The accuracy

[@lye-kf2ho]

Mr Vader, the second X Wing has hit

[@adosado64]

Recommended on 9/11 *_thanks KZbin_*

[@rolez7725]

why has no-one responded to this

[@Enlightened2371]

Little Lopez I have no idea

[@AndreNitroX]

911 and I’m laughing

[@dragonman1265]

I liked this comment to put it at 666

[@kristine4908]

The Clickbait of the year

[@a_literal_brick]

When you realize that the Death Star was full of millions of innocent people who just wanted to serve their emperor

[@ralc11tv15]

Can we get an F in chat

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

F

[@kraiss8]

F

[@bryanskscion2229]

F

[@jasonjason6584]

F u

[@SPYDA-MAINE]

I wish stormstroopers talked like this in the movies. This is so charming

[@carlgrimes1311]

I agree with you User Name. I also wish that stormtroopers would talked in the movies too. That would be awesome 😊 and funny. 😂

[@templatename2143]

Really makes them seem like people

[@herrmajor2310]

Close as we ever got "You know what's going on?" "Maybe its another drill."

[@victorvance2573]

Maybe if Tarantino directed a Star Wars film.

[@milaanvigraham8664]

They already do. Pay attention to the scene where Obi Wan is disabling the shield generator in IV. Notice how they talk to each other

[@ryanfriedman4329]

Fun fact: Emperor Palpatine was in Florida reading to schoolchildren when the Death Star blew up.

[@sdp76]

No doubt reading, 'my pet sandworm'

[@giornogiovanna7316]

"Emperor Palpatine, there's been a second x-wing."

[@Clone_Captain_Rex]

@@giornogiovanna7316“A SECOND X-WING HAS HIT THE DEATH STAR“

[@austinmarshall7965]

i was going to say that@@giornogiovanna7316

[@TheEmpressPalpatine]

Yeah, in my hometown Sarasota.

[@ninjaf00t]

I want whatever they're drinking.

[@stefanosiclari]

ninjaf00t That's probably you'd put in a washing machine, just in liquid form. I suggest you not to try drinking that.

[@ninjaf00t]

Quentin Vance But it looks soooooo tasty.

[@gigabic7487]

+ninjaf00t DONT DO IT BRO

[@robinisomaa]

+ninjaf00t Try vodka, mint liqueur, Blue Curacau and milk. Or just find some blue ice cream, melt it and add milk. Never tried either, but they sort of makes sense...

[@gregcoyle3905]

Blue milk

[@mf_doog772]

It’s weird that this came out 11 years ago It feels like It hasn’t aged a day Update: even though it’s 2022 now and this video is now 12 years old it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve watched

[@lostpony4885]

I saw it first today yet the algorythm feeds me aliens all day.

[@EllieMiller510]

It’s really well shot and produced gotta say

[@dang6787]

@@EllieMiller510 you said that on 9/11

[@Tespri]

It sure does feel, it was time when collegehumor was actually funny and about college kids filming. Now its 30-year old soyboys.

[@rmellrobinson821]

Right; I had to check the date

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

All the post-Rogue One people telling how it really is an inside job...

[@jsl151850b]

*"Now hear me out. What if, instead of a huge Death Star, we build 10 million tiny ones...."*

[@w1ndgeneral226]

"Well they wouldn't really be as effective, especially the canon."

[@MariOmor1]

Episode 9: Let’s build a thousand ships with the same power

[@R4bB1T.214]

You're hired

[@raveno6625]

Troopers: a Star Wars story The Star Wars film *everyone* would see

[@jeremiahjackson5878]

YES!!!!! So true!

[@muskatDR]

Starring: Stormtrooper that hits head on door

[@daddysmurf2266]

as long as it is not made by disney

[@raveno6625]

Daddy Smurf that’s pretty obvious

[@lightcomet9441]

Don't forget about *gonk droid* a star wars story

[@MattHawkesPurdy]

This is one of the most clever videos I've ever seen

[@rabbit3734]

Rape is NOT funny

[@george.w6455]

Artyom Chyornyj what?

[@MattHawkesPurdy]

@@george.w6455there was a video on my account of my friend at age 13-14 making rape jokes. The video was called “Rape is not funny”

[@ShadyzOfficial]

Are we going to ignore the fact that they sip against a helmet

[@benIg82]

I was looking for a comment that said that

[@Overlordough1201]

Yeah, always just think they have little straws in the helmets, like, they have two helmets but the only difference is one has straw

[@punxOiOi13]

Are you desperate for acknowledgement or oblivious to the fact that that's part of the joke? That they couldn't drink through the helmets?

[@bundleization]

Or the Trooper on the lefts chest piece keeps appearing and dissappearing.

[@ogjohnston05]

Yep

[@henrysokol3466]

Wow... this is such an accurate adaptation of typical post-9/11 conversations, I hesitate to call it comedy.

[@FireIceGamer]

This is so accurate it's scary

[@alcatraz5161]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I see what you did there.

[@TheRightGuy777]

What did he do?

[@jacksonwinter101]

A joke about stormtrooper aim.

[@benb3529]

I'm laughing my ass off right now thank you You made my day

[@abreckenridge3001]

lol

[@kyleoreo5251]

"It had to be a controlled demolition" 😂 wow talk about spoilers for rogue one light years away

[@grantdelosangeles5357]

Kyle Orillan you know light years measures light not years

[@grantdelosangeles5357]

Gary M it's true

[@grantdelosangeles5357]

Gary M it measures how much distance light can cover in a year

[@grantdelosangeles5357]

Gary M wow... and you say I'm the know-it-all

[@grantdelosangeles5357]

Gary M Ok we're cool

[@weezer1109]

Twelve years later, and this is still one of the most brilliant sketches I’ve ever seen.

[@mohsinuddin7049]

What are you taking about? It’s been 13 years.

[@iraniansuperhacker4382]

What makes this even more funny is their mocking of the conspiracy guy when he was right all long there was a conspiracy with Galen Erso, the lead scientist on the project for the death star. He basically did make it a control demolition because of the weak spot he intentionally put into the space station.

[@Cam_Can_Play]

@@mohsinuddin7049you don’t know how the chronology of natural events work, do you?

[@mohsinuddin7049]

@@Cam_Can_Play you don’t know how sarcasm works, do you?

[@Patryc]

it's incredible that you can almost see their facial expressions because of how well acted this is

[@christianabbott7244]

And then Rogue One came out and the 9/11 Inside Jokes came...

[@oliver74194]

Rogue One confirmed that it was in inside job.

[@dumpygoodness4086]

and in 500 more years, society will FINALLY FIGURE OUT... "Wait a minute... Han, Luke, and Leia were TERRORISTS using violence to FIGHT AND KILL POLICE (Stormtroopers)! LAW ENFORCEMENT AND SOLIDERS ARE EVIL MASS MURDERERS WHO MUST BE STOPPED!"

[@CharlieDB96]

The real-life parallels are very clever and almost lets you look at things from a different perspective.

[@mopmannlich2486]

the difference is, jet fuel cant melt steal beams

[@letzrock1472]

Yeah but fire mixed with jet fuel can ya dumbass.

[@GastonBoucher]

Ofcourse jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, it wouldn't even melt cheese, but if it were to be lit on fire though...

[@Azmedon-AU]

LetszRock1, no it wouldn't, look up the melting point of steel :)

[@GastonBoucher]

Azmedon You do realize that steel beams lose strength as it get hotter and softer, right? And besides, the core of the building was already damaged from the impact and explosion from the crash.

[@roarbahamut9866]

Funniest thing is, a couple of years after this was made, they actually revealed that in fact, the weakpoint was made on purpose.

[@ganii1804]

the jedi conspiracy runs deeper

[@jv-lk7bc]

*waves hand* you do not remember any conspiracy

[@danielshen4955]

Bruh, Rogue One came out 7 years after this. That’s several

[@MrDogfish83]

@@jv-lk7bc I do not remember any conspiracy

[@randot6675]

This is retarded beyond apprehension

[@Elec-DIY]

Those blast points are too accurate for sand people.

[@hydromancer4916]

perfection

[@tendrilartist3609]

Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise.

[@tendrilartist3609]

Speed Dart They literally shoot themselves on accident.

[@hardknocks666]

Sand people knocked luke out with one punch, and an entire armada of TIE fighters couldn't land one shot on him while he was flying thru a trench.

[@tendrilartist3609]

Omar Elmashhady Plot Armour.

[@Noorullah1]

I would have totally join the Empire to hangout with these guys.

[@dechezhaast]

Same

[@cassandrabelyeu2419]

You could tend a bar.

[@leefy5615]

Yeah they seem pretty chill dude

[@LenaHyena]

@@leefy5615 maybe we should like join them or something

[@afonsodeportugal]

Of course you would. You have 666 likes!

[@danielaarroyo1622]

This was made before Rogue one, CollegeHumor predicted that it really was an inside job, M Night: what's a twist!

[@craigwapples4200]

0:17 it’s been 14 years already

[@zcorpalpha2462]

🥃🔥

[@DinoRicky]

*15

[@HeliRy]

Saddest part of this video.... these 3 were assigned to the 2nd Death Star. Fate can be such a cruel mistress.

[@Lufienthedarklord]

Well unlike the first death star which explodes in a instint, the second was falling apart as you see Luke and other Stormtroopers make a run for it. Luke also had time to drag Vaders body to a ship.

[@ayleidking5251]

Lufienthedarklord The second one was designed the core would have a delayed explosion so the Emperor would have just enough time to walk all the way from his throne room to his transport shuttle and escape. Funny how things work out.

[@andystuder9613]

Ayleid King Strange isn't it? I saw Luke and Vader but....Why did they just run? Couldn't have they at least shot him? lol

[@DavidandMarktv]

HeliRy You nearly made me cry. u_ulol I'm such a baby. XD

[@doonglerules]

Andy Studer At that point they didn't give a shit, they just wanted to escape the explosion

[@magatetus]

Proton Torpedoes can't melt core systems!

[@dantewhingates4300]

EMPEROR SIDIOUS DID THE DEATH STAR

[@q1w2e3621]

Notice the blue space milk.

[@magatetus]

Gregory of Astora first of all autocorrect does more bad then good and second photon torpedo, what is that a geek ass version of proton torpedo?

[@magatetus]

Gregory of Astora if they used photon torpedoes no one would have questioned the official story.

[@magatetus]

Gregory of Astora when you committed I thought you were referencing the Star Trek vs Star Wars video done by the same people who did this vid. Watch that one it shows that photon torpedoes are superior.

[@sidhantwankhade953]

This conversation has better script than rise of Skywalker

[@288theabe]

The toilet paper that I wipe my ass with is a better script than the new trilogy

[@Zzzquil_Lord_v2]

Not sure if this being true makes it funnier or more sad.

[@derth9230]

@@Zzzquil_Lord_v2 a mix of both

[@johnassal5838]

The Room has a better script than Rise of Skywalker. And an orangutan actually shat on that script. Wouldn't touch the script for RoS with somebody else's turd though.

[@dr.coomer789]

@@johnassal5838 isnt the Room like the kidnapped movie. Is it bad script wise?

[@Joshjerryjacob]

I love how they replaced xenophobia with Jediphobia

[@MrDogfish83]

Xenophobia is just the fear of anything perceived as foreign or strange, so it's still xenophobia

[@YOSH931]

actually in-universe belief in The Force is considered a religion (Palpatine even said the jedi are religious, so whatever you'd call a religious phobia is present here equating to Islamophobia.

[@isengarde9490]

@@YOSH931 I think the correct term is 'Common Sense'

[@tf2heritageposts]

@@YOSH931don’t you have to be born into being a jedi? kind of like an ethnoreligion?

[@lye-kf2ho]

@@isengarde9490 real

[@theslickimpala5308]

I’m sorry but, “if it hadn’t been for that SPACE traffic,” always makes me laugh

[@elijahrobinson2362]

That and the ‘space garden’ temporary memorial.

[@whitedinosaur45]

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring "The death star is kill" "No"

[@spike28]

white dinosaur this Made my day

[@whitedinosaur45]

@@spike28 lmao you're welcome

[@Playuh]

Am I missing something? Is this a meme I haven’t seen?

[@whitedinosaur45]

@@Playuh its a meme about a guy finding out about club penguin shutting off

[@Alex-uq1el]

I love you for this comment.

[@ThumbsHunter]

this is like the best video from college humor.

[@comradecam9530]

It's awesome indeed. My only complaint is why do they have their helmets on at a bar? :P Easier to drink with them off. XD

[@oiamhollywoodo]

Cameron Walker Cause storm troopers are clones. And I guess it was easier to get 3 guys than to get 1 and do the video editting to make him into 3 dudes.

[@comradecam9530]

Not all of them were clones, only some. Majority of Stormtroopers were just normal recruits from throughout the galaxy.

[@oiamhollywoodo]

Cameron Walker Ah, maybe they should have stuck with the clones, then they might not have missed so much.

[@TheRealBitterbub]

Cameron Walker Yes and no. Some were normal guys, but the catch was that the head of the recruitment office is essentially looking for the best guy in the bunch and asks him if he'd allow them to clone him so they'd have more of an amazing soldier. It was fairly common I believe. Grymhowl Actually from what I've read - half the time the Stormtroopers missed on purpose to try making capturing them a bit easier, which is one of the reasons they had the stun setting on the guns it just was less used. Don't forget during that time they just didn't know that much about the Rebellion. All they knew was that they stood against what the Empire stood for and didn't have a ton of support. In fact the Republic Alliance didn't get much support until after the Battle of the second Death Star.

[@eagle117eye]

No way the algorithm just did this

[@deeganbodell5237]

Got recommended to me too oof

[@Gangstabob716]

I hope they add this in the new Star Wars movie

[@Gangstabob716]

***** its sarcasm dumbass....try learning it

[@GeorgeCowsert]

+Gangstabob716 and they say sarcasm is hard to detect in written form.

[@Qwerty-xi2zs]

Lol yeah

[@ferret7508]

+Gangstabob716 Thats not what sarcasm is.

[@chasingace6664]

+William W WYou can't even spell and you're calling people retards?

[@tobyseraph9435]

You're all drones, especially the drones

[@canadaeh6389]

Keep your voice down!

[@STOPTAKINGMYIDEASFOENAMES]

Your blind You are blind your blind

[@harrylawson1634]

These are not the drones you are looking for...

[@mobius1695]

+Harry Lawson "These are the drones I am looking for."

[@STOPTAKINGMYIDEASFOENAMES]

YOUR ALL bunch OF DRONES

[@ajcaraballo95]

Next Episode: Pray for Starkiller Base

[@lewistownsend8868]

+AJcaraballo95 So many innocent lives lost, what a waste.

[@KodiakCaptures]

+AJcaraballo95 #StormtrooperLivesMatter or #RebelLivesMatter

[@Ndcontreras]

Yes!!

[@ashwa1996]

+ihavesomerice I see what you did there

[@ElusiveEel]

+ToaOfCinema98 #KillAllJedi and #GiveMoneyToTheEmpire

[@therecaster8512]

KZbin has a sick sense of humour recommending this on the 20th anniversary of 9/11

[@ranger6609]

"It was an excuse for them to go to hoth"

[@onetwothreefourfive12345]

The funniest line

[@elijahrobinson2362]

Who WOULDN’T want to go to Hoth?! I mean, come on! A barren ice world? Sign me up!

[@lostpony4885]

@@elijahrobinson2362 turns out its salt.

[@ianhamilton9600]

@@lostpony4885 it’s not

[@winghong3]

"I don't know, I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets." LOL

[@regret7548]

Stormtroopers are actually big brained cause they know if they actually shot one of the main protagonists they will be hunted down and killed before the movie ends.

[@jasonfullerton7763]

You mean "commit suicide like Epstein" right?

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

@@jasonfullerton7763 please don't make these jokes. I've bought many things from him and he is a great person.

[@theophilos2368]

@@MANTUEFLIE2 lmao

[@Dough_Dough4]

Rogue One confirmed that Connor was right about it being an inside job

[@cosmicdarkmatter1128]

That StormTrooper is about to go full Alex Jones after the next round....

[@213byron]

THE GLOBALISTS

[@harald7309]

@@213byron I don't know what to tell you, man! The death star war a disk!

[@crimsonstrykr]

The chemicals in the water! Its turning the wookies gay!

[@cosmicdarkmatter1128]

@@crimsonstrykr That part🤣...

[@ShapeshifterOS]

They’re turning the Nerfs gay!

[@aristotle5698]

Star Wars needs to make a movie on the perspective of the Empire!

[@jackCollin403]

Can't agree more. But Disney, they won't budge.

[@gideonpickering-polstra7394]

In my humble opinion, the sequel trilogy would have been many times better if Kylo Ren had been the protagonist instead of Ray. Kylo Ren still wouldn't have been the "good guy", but the story would be focused on him and his return to the light. EDIT: Thank you Aristotle.

[@aristotle5698]

@@gideonpickering-polstra7394 I believe you mean protagonist

[@saulesalejos4483]

I was really hoping that Rey would turn into the Dark Side by killing the emperor or something. You know and then you have a moovie about the perspective of the empire.

[@max1muslegend772]

Thank you Aristotle, very cool

[@joshuarodas4269]

Star Wars episode 7: the force awakens Star Wars 8: the force presses the snooze button. Star Wars 9: the force is late for work.

[@Trisaaru]

Star wars 10: Force stays in bed forever. Star wars 11: Force breaks up. Star wars 12: Force is sad. Star wars 69: Force drops mixtape and dies in fire. And that was the story of Star Wars.

[@Troller500000lololol]

+Spork healy Star Wars 70: The Force Re-Awakens after finding out it was all a dream just to wake up in a futuristic looking Disney Studios. THE END

[@Troller500000lololol]

And then cries his sorrows away.

[@dusken2550]

The force does drugs

[@Troller500000lololol]

ッ Dusken ッ And then plans to commit suicide.

[@jakeburleigh2032]

This video was closer to 9/11 then we are to this video

[@christianrapper]

you know what's funny? this came out in 2009 and they basically just gave the plot to star wars the force awakens.

[@DarthVader-nq2cu]

How?

[@hououinkyouma3864]

+Darth Vader TRAITOR!!! YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!

[@highrise7591]

watched thought it was recent untill your comment

[@gabewatson6869]

No he said Luke Skywalker in Degobah, Darth Vader in a tie fighter, and Palpatine going to Hoth, it's all from the original movies

[@isakjarbo1523]

Vanessa kerr George Lucas did 9/11!!!!

[@yellstrom]

"You're either with us, or against us" - George W Bush. "Only a sith deals in absolutes" - Obi wan Kenobi.

[@jordanbuffolino3767]

"Screw you guys i'm going home"-Erik Cartmen

[@FireboltZ]

Mhhhmhhhhh-kenny

[@maxxyang3723]

*mother of god* *AMERICA IS THE SITH EMPIRE*

[@jordanbuffolino3767]

Aneken Yang so does that make kim jong un Yoda

[@maxxyang3723]

Jordan Buffolino NO HE'S JABBA THE SLUTT

[@Ahmediss]

So Luke Skywalker=Osama Bin Laden Palpatine= George Bush Hoth= Iraq lol true gold.

[@17MrLeon]

Dagobah - afghanistan

[@sinquiz5730]

American Government = Empire Al Qaeda = Rebellion

[@AureliusLaurentius1099]

@@sinquiz5730 The Empire actually won lol

[@sinquiz5730]

King Henry VIII Tudor yes

[@StephenRamirez787]

King Henry VIII Tudor how did the empire win?

[@sapphireshells9826]

stormtroopers have actually VERY good AIM its only from parts in the movies where they where actually told to let the enemy escape they missed heaps. just needa look at the stormtroopers in ANDOR, legends and more, and you will see they are deadly accurate.

[@percyross7612]

According to Rogue One it technically was an inside job.

[@OverlordShamala]

Wow! Jedi working as a bartender... business is GOOD!

[@whereskentuckybruce8245]

Gotta keep a low profile after order 66

[@lordbonney9779]

Worst drinks in the galaxy yet so many customers

[@Rhino-Prime]

And The best part the more they drink the easier it is to jedi mind trick them to buy more

[@clevoro]

That moment when collegehumor got it right and didn't even mean to.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

Cause they were referencing the real 9/11

[@420sakura1]

@@iycephoenixx4249 jet fuel cannot melt steel.

[@danquilty6580]

@Peder Hansen the planes where actually quite flimsy compared to the building that had steel on the outside vs aluminum plane. In your mind would it also have the entire building drop directly onto it's own foundation?

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

@@danquilty6580 So it would be like throwing a paper airplane at a wall?

[@kapitankapital6580]

@@danquilty6580 The plane crashing into the building weakened the structure, and then the burning fuel further helped weaken it until it collapsed under its own weight.

[@TheRausing1]

12 years on this is still one of College Humour’s best sketches ever. So funny

[@juniorjunior5884]

A Jedi bartender...damn that's effective, you could force people to order _and_ make them leave with a simple trick.

[@MegaMerlin5]

+Junior Maloko free drinks for the barkeep woo woo

[@dramawind]

Do you even have to work if you're a jedi? Can't you just walk around and make people give you money?

[@MegaMerlin5]

no because thats no the jedi way although to be fair they never condone stealing or drug use or sex emotional attachment yes but sex mindless sex nothings said about it imagine the jedi parties

[@MegaMerlin5]

sounds kind of like how the qunari do things

[@marietumer2093]

+Baaly Hadad qwqruopppd6adgahzhxhzh

[@swaggyshark6520]

Damn after the Death Star my friend joined the storm trooper core. He was killed in hoth. We never should have went there. 😞

[@utubrGaming]

You heard that about the coruscant industrial complex? There's a reason why the emperor died, and the new Grand Moff is proposing we go to jakku.

[@forzaacmilan36]

@@utubrGaming 😂😂

[@stardude2006]

" You want another round " -- Bartender waves his hand ... LOL ! 😂❤️

[@paulmc4414]

Usually takes a hot bartender, to change minds like that :).

[@davidm5707]

"Why not, we can't even drink in these helmets."

[@aewhatever]

@@davidm5707 lmao I was wondering that the whole vid

[@Starwars-Fanboy]

Late comment but it legends the bar tender in Mos Eisly was actually force sensitive.

[@villageidiot599]

YT has a sick sense of humor recommending it to me today.

[@Prauwlet213]

1:59. He was right. He predicted rouge one. It was a controlled explosion. Erso built the weakness so it would blow up easily.

[@credisgonnabeking09]

Is it just me or is it funny that despite the helmets being similar, each helmet displays its wearer's expression

[@vitaming582]

The head movement from the one at 0:44. It's so tiny but it adds so much.

[@counterstrifekid]

"it was a controlled demolition" Thats what got me there!

[@Emma-dh1lx]

Your grandma in the picture still breathing?

[@pat3690]

Wow this is either incredibly good or awful timing of the algorithm

[@AndreNitroX]

2019 they still haven’t built that memorial. Never forget the Death Star

[@marcjames-finel9461]

Lol after rogue one, this is support by canonical evidence because there was an actual intentional flaw in the Death Star

[@MrLaxdude89]

See's title of video: "That's horrible" Watches video: "This was actually kind of brilliant"

[@timmm1668]

When you realise that a sitcom where stormtroopers just chat at a bar would actually be a good premise.

[@jv-lk7bc]

better than Space Ghost.

[@MaynardCrow]

Better than most of the Disney Star Wars things. Would watch. The scout troopers from the end of the Mandalorian season 1 would be a better spinoff than most of it.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Cheers but Star Wars actually sounds pretty cool

[@timmm1668]

@@MaynardCrow damn right. Those scout troopers were better than anything out of season three

[@KingDonutz]

X-wings can't melt steel beams! Spread the word!

[@fredjasper7378]

They didnt talk about all the troopers suffering from space asbestos cancer after exposure

[@CornyBum]

just makes my blood boil, that to this day, the First Order can't commit to a fund for those guys...how many space mines do we have again? and how many enslaved species?!

[@AmscottMordor]

I accept this as Canon. Can't change my mind.

[@CultWhatever]

Other than some parts, according to the comics this is actually how the conversations went between troopers. Many were really upset and some developed PTSD

[@jeremylister704]

Wait a minute: -Blue Milk -Building a Death Star 8x as big -Troopers talking bad about the empire -“Palpatine let it happen” -“You’re blind and a bunch of drones” Did they predict the fall of the new trilogy 🧐

[@weezer1109]

Wow. That is unreal. It’s like JJ and Rian used this as their roadmap..

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Blue milk: A callback to A New Hope when they had blue milk at breakfast. Building a Death Star 8x as big: Literally the catalyst for the second half of Return of the Jedi. Troopers talking bad about the empire: You think this didn’t happen or wasn’t thought about before the Sequels? Also, these stormtroopers were volunteers or conscripts. Finn was stolen as a child. “Palpatine let it happen”: I don’t know what you’re trying to connect this to, but it’s just a commentary on/joke about conspiracy theories. “You’re blind and a bunch of drones”: Ditto on the last one.

[@Clone_Captain_Rex]

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_exactly

[@gamingtec101]

I would watch an entire movie 2 hours long just about the life of a storm trooper :) i mean these 2 minutes were the best 2 minutes in my life !!!

[@malamarpower5931]

Star Wars 7 is about a black storm trooper ... Kinda

[@kcekce9679]

+malamar power just a storm tropper, no need to clarify that he is black.

[@gamingtec101]

malamar power lel

[@DoctorFun]

+lord grim nigtrooper

[@Troller500000lololol]

+Kermit Frog (Kerm) That was a BAD joke. XD

[@lordjd2473]

"It had to be a controlled demolition" It kinda was Acctualy.

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

Connor nobody wants to hear this crap.

[@JoeFanik]

@@SuperBuildsInMC You're blind

[@thisistheway5301]

Rogue One isn't Canon. Continuity and Canon are entirely different things. Lucas' creation, Lucas' say.

[@duckyjoel5373]

Had to be

[@draketurcotte4760]

Thisis Theway Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney.

[@Toulippy]

Crazy story, the one trooper who said he forgot to set his alarm and was late is ( I’m pretty sure ) a reference to the creator of family guy, Seth MacFarlane. He was suppose to be on flight 11. He showed up late due to him partying late the night before, and missed the flight, saving his life.

[@badtrips5975]

Vader destroyed the death star.

[@_dallas_887]

Y tho

[@suptestman]

It's not a joke, It's the truth.

[@_dallas_887]

Jet fuel can't melt steel memes

[@projectfreelancer113]

yeah

[@names_are_useless]

Makes sense: the movies would lead us to believe he betrayed Palpatine at that last moment in ROTJ. But wouldn't it make more sense that he'd been PLANNING Palpatine's demise for even a year or two before that!? I mean, he "sensed" something from Luke's X-Wing, and COMPLETELY botched the situation. You think the Dark Lord Vader had slow reaction times or something!? He even tempts Luke in ESB with the idea of both of THEM ruling the universe ... I think I'm now a strong believer in the Vader 911 Theory :)

[@randomesque1475]

They have a point. Imagine a single jet blowing up our moon. It’s kind of unbelievable

[@Lekawie]

Just death Star is no moon

[@usul573]

Talk about cutting engineering corners. Shoot here to blow it up.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

I mean, our moon doesn't have a reactor core capable of generating enough power to blow up a planet. Yet.

[@bio9leader60]

Our moon isn't filled with explosives with a hole leading straight to it

[@rapperbest131]

@@bio9leader60 says you 🤣

[@djstereophonik]

Leia Organa - "Some people did something.."

[@GeneralG1810]

Dj Stereophonik omfg dude so wrong yet so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@physical_insanity]

Neato.

[@kraiss8]

lmao

[@levihadley9586]

A bit more than just some people hahaha

[@teazy1088]

Organa or Osama? Think about it.

[@asher8085]

So today is Sep 11 2021 and I have been recommended this video… KZbin must really know how fucked my sense of humor is

[@cr9babida]

i love their facial expresion

[@theellimist3504]

I was like "Oh yea I agree their facial expressions were pretty funny", then I got the joke and laughed some more.

[@cr9babida]

TheEllimist lmfao good job!

[@musicman76enator]

To Correlate remarks from the modern world to the Star Wars world, Palpatine would say something like this "Today we've had an intergalactic tragedy. Two X-Wing Fighters have crashed into the Death Star in an apparent Rebel Attack on our galaxy." How does that sound?

[@baconking1595]

Sounds ok could use some work

[@musicman76enator]

+Mr Ducky Thanks, it was taken from the Bush remarks from when W was in Florida when the attacks happened.

[@ryangriffin9782]

No it would go more like I am The Senate

[@JasonJacksonJames]

Why are they accusing the Jedis? I doubt they even know what Jedis are, they should have been accusing the rebels instead

[@drewjohnston7]

+JasonJacksonJames That's also kind of part of the whole 9/11 thing. Wrongly blaming a religion.

[@Jabullz]

Jedi where only killed about 20years before this happened.

[@eveei]

+JasonJacksonJames They killed them. Of course they know.

[@MegaMerlin5]

+JasonJacksonJames they automatically assume all rebels are jedis racists

[@Dboy2316]

+Axentec Actually many stormtroopers weren't clone troopers. Only few were, very little were remaining... But guess the tales would have passed on tho.

[@Kieran66]

"I'm still traumatised to this day, my squad and I were part of the tie fighter defence at the death star, my engines had been shot and disabled and I was forced to watch as my squad were incinerated as the station blew up, luckily I was just out of range from the blast but sometimes I wish I had died with my squad" - A Tie fighter pilot, probably?