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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Amanda Clark
Charles Love
CREW
Director - Charles Love
Writer - Tao Yang
Additional Writing - Rehka Shankar
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Mitchell Fiebernitz
Director of Photography - Julia Swain
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer - Bo Sundberg (BoTown Sound)
Editor - Nick Rood

[@dropout]

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[@sarahvishevnik5940]

KZbin CEO

[@KoshyGeorge]

Facebook

[@docdarlin5491]

KZbin

[@maxihaxi9787]

CEO of Racism

[@SofaKingDead]

Stadia.

[@Greg-TC]

“Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

[@selalewow]

Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban. *sigh* Welcome to America.

[@artembentsionov]

Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

[@jungkooks80dollarmattress42]

*Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

[@grubalaboocreosote4774]

Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

[@jojov5344]

Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

[@Jackie89000]

"That's a child." "Technically he's 475 years old." Hentai summarized

[@liamdalemon1525]

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??! you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

@@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

[@connordziadul6048]

I can confirm

[@theabyssofjin3372]

@@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi. Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

[@CubularCreeper]

CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

[@oceanman4166]

The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

[@oceanman4166]

@@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

[@__-nd5qi]

@@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

[@Zealant]

@@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

[@__-nd5qi]

​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

[@quangminhnguyen7817]

the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

[@anunknownentity5070]

That’s my favourite part of the video

[@lightningpastry2153]

"Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

[@msthecommentator2863]

His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

[@shadownerd9701]

KZbin: Don't Market to kids College Humor: That sounds like a skit! KZbin: ....

[@vermorn]

we need to push this to the top comment

[@syntaxed4365]

College Humor would never say skit.

[@abigailrivera675]

COPPA 😭😂

[@rbdm-bc6oq]

So damn true

[@lampuhijau9900]

42.000 $ fine

[@gretchenlemmond9645]

Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

[@example5237]

oatmeal juul flavor

[@tr0m]

o f c o u r s e

[@arlan9203]

Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

[@example5237]

@@arlan9203 yumm drugs

[@michanforever]

ahh love that earthy taste...

[@Florkl]

The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

[@jt3948]

@@johnw9771 adult backpack

[@peachibread1983]

I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

[@maddengames4438]

@@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

[@terrifictortoise5602]

WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

[@Lars-bg1gy]

As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

[@colinhildebrand9837]

Oh God. It's the only censored CEO sketch. Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

[@shadeofsound23]

Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

[@tommyfroggyy_]

PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

[@futuza]

Hahaha just noticed

[@drummerrck]

I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

[@IHMyself]

😂

[@jakethespoopycat]

“What would Minecraft taste like?” “It tastes e a r t h y”

[@423adriana]

*E A R T H Y*

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

[@Yewtewba]

Tastes like alphabet blocks

[@LiamStorer]

Tastes like punching trees

[@mothlastname2413]

You didn’t add anything be original

[@roberttrotter557]

His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

[@gran9773]

Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

[@shadowcarthage]

@@gran9773 Yes

[@jamariirobinson725]

They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

[@AnyssaBall]

He even has to keep changing his name

[@JoseMendoza-JAM]

Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

[@jau5652]

"technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

[@technicalmachine1671]

But that's why you watch it

[@eliasmg9144]

Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

[@amdrewgamer]

@@technicalmachine1671 what...

[@funnylittlecreature]

@@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

[@gonoroad2160]

@@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

[@lolmanbob123]

Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

[@lughbrazil6365]

This guy CEO posting

[@GBS4893]

Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

[@blakksheep736]

Except for the venmo one.

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

“WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

[@turma8eac]

At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

[@johntapp7980]

So true

[@JoshKeatonFan]

Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

[@chrism4403]

@@JoshKeatonFan *their

[@Medbread]

When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

[@matthewdykeman8149]

And make it a ring pop.

[@woolfieMcP]

OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

[@scuevas1]

Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

[@oxksie]

ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

[@ramskam]

Same

[@WizzardJC]

"save up your allowance for juul pods!" in that happy little voice nearly killed me as I was eating a burrito, i laughed, accidentally inhaled hot sauce, and nearly choked laughing 😂

[@lightningpastry2153]

I refuse to believe there aren't at least five outtakes of Brennan losing it at that scene

[@thorskjelver8564]

Just know that your legacy lives on. I did the exact same thing

[@karma_monkey]

I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

[@michaelsanchez3251]

"We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!" Favorite line, by far.

[@Kalleron]

Nintendo is so savage 0_0

[@pavlikshimko7940]

same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

[@the_grim_gamer3039]

He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

[@evilordoftheinternet4116]

The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

[@99lodewijk]

@@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

[@BossByGamer]

“Save your allowance for Juul pods” I died

[@timethunder4820]

So did the kids

[@theboys1079]

See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

[@kyuubinaruto17]

​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

[@DeepFriedOreoOffline]

@@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but... Also, it's too.

[@porterwilbourn9635]

Same

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

I love how after the child backpack incident the only thing the CEO walks back with is a moderately damaged eye. This man knows how to kill.

[@olliegoria]

I took it as he got his ass kicked

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"

[@olliegoria]

@@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

​@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol

[@dragonfire5000]

@@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video? CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.

[@tuptastic304]

"because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

[@AshMenon]

holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

[@icegod4849]

It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

[@idotn8752]

Can someone explain it pls

[@icegod4849]

@@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

[@idotn8752]

@@icegod4849 thanks

[@craxnor]

“Actually he’s 475 years old.” “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!” All of Japan feels attacked right now.

[@shaoran1026]

As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

[@doot9695]

@@shaoran1026 I know

[@paperclip9558]

lmao japan is a pedo nest.

[@NikoTheNerd]

all eyes on you lolicons

[@anarchomando7707]

@@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

[@defender2222]

"Why are they making bedroom eyes" I just know that wasn't in the script.

[@hiti6753]

100% a Brennan ad-lib.

[@XHackManiacX]

I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

[@captaincrispy2184]

My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25 The delivery on this is just perfect.

[@MeonLights]

"That's a CHILD" "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!" Anime be like...

[@joseangelrodriguezpolanco634]

"We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

[@kalibbailey6219]

I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

[@bob778_6]

Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

[@leahsander5490]

I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

[@TwoAndEightBorders]

@@leahsander5490 Sad but true

[@numberoneappgames]

true do

[@sarahvishevnik5940]

The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

[@murathanbalik]

👌

[@intelxio]

ITS THE BEST SERIES

[@dedshade]

It really is

[@JO19pLuMbUm94HN]

Objectively correct

[@RicheBright]

You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

[@cam-mercy]

This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

[@panpolypuff]

This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

[@ibrahimalee23]

The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

[@tommyliu7020]

I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

@@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

[@Cheapvideos]

People: THATS A CHILD hentai artist: Technically, he’s 475 years old People: Then why did you draw him like this

[@soarel325]

I don’t know, why do furry artists draw animal-like characters?

[@martinooo420]

Soarel because they are outcasted members of society that’s why

[@joshmorris5284]

@@martinooo420 "outcasted members of society" people who wear fur-suits aren't outcasted members of society, they're mentally ill.

[@fargonianproductions2767]

Josh Morris they are not mentally ill, they just have different interests

[@adt4864]

@@fargonianproductions2767 they are a bit pushy tho.

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

"There's a CHILD!" "Technically, he's 475 years old!" I died. Too accurate.

[@fuzzyllama451]

​@metalfaust19 . Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

[@SerenityM16]

Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

[@Canido19]

@@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

[@jennbaker6964]

0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

anime be like

[@zM00Nx]

"I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10" The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*

[@meghanhenderson6682]

I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

[@wojteklenartowicz8436]

- You're never walking again! - What are you do- It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight. Keep up the good work, gang.

[@Calvin-wm2rg]

Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

[@mrfantasticyellow2471]

Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

"It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

[@Calvin-wm2rg]

@@SomeKZbinTraveler Fates is a great game

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

"S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!" every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

[@mrhelitosis7564]

If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

[@007megaoof]

Wrong it’s not furry porn

[@pryingeyes1551]

Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

[@mrhelitosis7564]

@@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

[@DesertKitsune]

Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

[@thelaughinglynx7445]

The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

[@onetruth37]

Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

[@jmbthegreat]

Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

[@onetruth37]

@@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

[@jmbthegreat]

@@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

[@scottvelez3154]

Life in a nutshell

[@dalton7625]

*puts on backpack* “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID” “adult... back...pack” “you’re never walking again”

[@GenuineBronxite]

3:56

[@Africa41]

Then he got beat

[@Livestreamlurker]

@quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

[@randomperson-kv5nx]

"What are you doing?"

[@Timeward76]

@@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

[@cryo311old]

“That’s a child!” “Technically, he’s 475 years old” “Then why did you draw him like this?!”

[@Buphido]

I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

[@kilometerbob2662]

"This is a child" "Actually hes 475 years old"

[@teadealer6706]

a classic

[@Mc47Fan]

And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

[@nalyddoow9295]

@@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

[@dan-rk7yx]

Every anime dudebro

[@jpg3306]

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

“Save up your allowance for Juul pods!” “We’re monsters.”

[@festimkrosi9704]

Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

[@milescorporosus4058]

"Are _we_ the baddies?"

[@Mister_Black_Shirt]

i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

@@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

@@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

[@acetrigger1337]

He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat. He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

[@meghanhenderson6682]

@@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

[@Jake-rs9nq]

"Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future." Beautiful writing

[@morgedits]

“How does Minecraft TASTE?!” “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

[@dakat5131]

not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

[@clapflamer6962]

“Oh this actually isn’t that bad...” “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

[@asaprutvz]

“We’re monsters.”

[@ariz1516]

Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

[@joeyteter9383]

You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

[@elweewee]

4:46

[@RoScFan]

that part was my favorite

[@foxhazhax4845]

"Look at me, AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!!" 😹😹😹😹

[@nuxxexe3968]

Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

[@columbus8myhw]

"On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

[@ComradeSlice]

Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

[@Woodsnat]

@@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

[@Emma-lq4zd]

Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.

[@gnomewarlord6221]

@Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.

[@staceixan]

lmaooooo

[@JokeCubed]

Juulteon. ;)

[@mikewazowski2347]

@@JokeCubed I love this

[@Treydies]

Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

[@cthulhutheendless1587]

Is it worth it?

[@remingtonry]

Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

[@dirtylevel]

You sound like an advertisment

[@SH19922x]

Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

[@yasspanda2559]

The whole gang thanks you.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

when he got to the Juul Spinners I said, "Oh they're wind chimes" then the camera angle changed and I died laughing realizing what it was

[@fjrapper436]

"Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

[@ethanpan2335]

Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged. “Anyone disagree?”

[@donnypatoine4475]

Yeah he's to good for an internet skit but I'm not going to complain 😂

[@QueenPhillipOConner]

he not

[@snoopythedoge5639]

What acting?

[@lorebooks5230]

Brennan Lee Mulligan isn't acting. He's just ...a broken, broken man.

[@ESFAndy011]

@@QueenPhillipOConner You're never walking again!

[@-bdiddi-]

CEO: "That's a child!" Intern: "Technically, he's 475 years old." CEO: "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!!?" lmao literally every anime with a sexualized child character

[@zentar2646]

its a 800 year old vampire loli

[@example5237]

@@zentar2646 it's a 400 year old witch loli. so it's okay some how.

[@yuriy3467]

Child character? Lolis are immortal beings.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

There's a reason why misty wears shorts and overalls

[@Ryeniken]

Don't worry, She's actually 2000 years old, so the legality of this situation is morally gray!

[@thesecondhalfshow9903]

Revisiting this in light of recent developments

[@climatectrl3350]

"Nobody over the age of 10 likes blue raspberry." Me, a 32 year old man trying to hide my Blue Raspberry ringpop: Haha, yeah uh- yeah.

[@livingbass9617]

I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

[@mrana2424]

That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

[@PinkENBlue]

I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

[@phnexOice]

@@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

[@gagewendland4315]

That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

[@anawkwardbean165]

*Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

[@aaronchurchill7219]

Perfect

[@Silverwind87]

The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

[@1bingbongtingtong1]

That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

[@moelester7527]

He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

[@pedropena880]

No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

[@810462841]

The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!

[@JB-yb4wn]

And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆

[@KenshiIV]

Crazy how this still holds up.

[@TheFallacy357]

The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@christianobrien4736]

Adult batpat

[@SCUL-E]

I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

[@jbug1979]

Packpack.

[@chasbianco142]

Adelt bekpek?

[@jbug1979]

@@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

[@bijuutamer729]

“Technically he’s 475 years old” College humor still got it.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012)

[@ally2765]

475th like

[@justuncensored8700]

Legal lolis

[@EriniusRainCat]

777th like

[@Slowpoke3x]

@@justuncensored8700 lolibaba

[@CookiePepper]

1:09 He had made a great decision about stock option.

[@Engineer_Who]

Just got the news that FDA has banned Juul electronic cigarettes. Well done, CH!

[@AGothNamedWednessday]

Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

[@jerrywoods9958]

That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

[@Kelarys]

@@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

[@ziwuri]

@@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

[@madeline_from_celeste_real]

Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

[@alphawolf7417]

"If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!" Truer words have never been spoken.

[@evanchismark3092]

Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

[@TeeComedian]

The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

[@woodrow-wilson]

@@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

[@Randumbplayer]

Phhh you wish

[@dayhel2367]

Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

[@mrpotatohead3618]

The power ranger line was creative and had me dying for way longer than it should've

[@tairneanaich]

I simply adore how good Brennan is at acting completely and utterly hysterically unhinged. His Righteous Anger Schtick is Chef‘s Kiss

[@user-ss8zo6uu6h]

Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

[@Rapscallion2009]

I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

[@nathanortiz7712]

Anime in a nutshell: Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

[@swisslord2478]

Because

[@fluffbutt9960]

Because weebs are highkey pedos. *Don't fucking change my mind.*

[@jackbennett6902]

@@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

@@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is... Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag. I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

[@W1nds]

i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

[@MrSarcasticGaming]

The look of excitement on his face when the guy mentions his child took it to school is PRICELESS.

[@kimmyp3407]

i love that this video went viral more than most for CH. This to me showcases what this channel can do for the world for good.

[@Inkwell_Music]

He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

[@averygoodboi8200]

I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

[@titocristobal5573]

That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

[@jackadamsdaniels6719]

ASMR baby 👶

[@helpingtheworld5019]

Yes

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

[@gEtar87]

The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

he forgot about white ranger

[@kokirij0167]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

[@zygas25]

The colors depend on the continuity

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

[@jiado6893]

That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

[@Rovetown]

I like how Brennon is able to make all CEO‘s sound like People who care about their product.

[@Invariel]

Well, this is particularly relevant today.

[@smartass199614]

I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

[@sendie7645]

That’s the joke

[@smartass199614]

@@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a KZbin skit is amazing

[@shadowbladeace1651]

I didn't notice that. Hmm.

[@otakonjunkie]

True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

[@apolloptx]

@@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

[@jamesrivers3627]

There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

[@dezh6345]

You're talking about the black eye?

[@Commander_Appo]

Makes sense this was in my recommendations

[@spacecaptain9188]

Seriously, the CEO series is the best thing to come out of CollegeHumor! I love these so bad!

[@hannahferguson378]

“What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!” It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

[@mizuxoo]

it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

[@godbroccoli11]

get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

[@robertnett9793]

@@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

[@salimalbitar]

Error 404

[@johno8465]

Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

[@liemn23]

“Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

[@ShelbySteele23]

My favorite part 😂😂😂

[@xxxman360]

666th like

[@campkira]

no... those kid will buy Jordan...

[@RobertMMunroe]

Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to KZbin ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.

[@Twenty2246]

3:14 do you understand how f*cked we are

[@rasengdori13]

I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

[@tunkiyo]

I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

[@joshuacarroll1758]

Same lol

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

[@asmolbean9300]

A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

[@baggedboy]

“Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

[@justsomenobody1454]

Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

[@fenhen]

Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago. It is actually is marketed towards adults!

[@justsomenobody1454]

fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

[@fenhen]

Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

[@theshockerpit7274]

Go go juul Rangers

[@msthecommentator2863]

The smash cut to him on the phone selling his stock because he knows the company is going tits up killed me 😂

[@geglelpgaming3262]

"sorry for marketing towards children, in return all users get cherry berry unicorn, blue raspberry rainbow and minecraft" that made me laugh alot

[@Zenologia4673]

“Adult. Backpack.” I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

[@tjking7457]

“You’re never walking again!”

[@mehnah5033]

@@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

[@iwong3357]

I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

[@fernandod4046]

Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

[@devabratsarma867]

I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

[@AN-xl7ej]

I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

[@totemartiste9436]

When?

[@flamexflameplay8729]

Le Gamer Viril 2:27

[@raymond8718]

A...a lunch?

[@gyzardo3648]

THIS THINGS GOT F🤬 CKING LUNCH!!!

[@mags2226]

u did it brennan you killed juul

[@huh8525]

welp. this aged well.

[@jacobrodriguez3712]

“Technically he’s 475 years old!” “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!” I’m actually dying

[@MoCatsandStuff]

sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

[@quinnsinclair7028]

M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

[@DkKombo]

That's why we tuck anime far away from children...

[@bodebaggins]

dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

[@coopermurphy4754]

We are in a pandemic

[@borgnafthecheesegod1546]

@@coopermurphy4754 yeah; and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

[@maximillion322]

Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

[@cryo311old]

@@coopermurphy4754 Tide 2.0

[@trinwheeler4639]

They did it

[@kodychesire]

The way the dude off camera says adult backpack kills me every single time

[@jasoncrawford5417]

The best part of this is the creativity to come up with these bad products!

[@ThawtsForFood]

They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

[@seeknprotect6179]

My fav sketch series

[@gregsomebody7247]

I second this. Brilliant

[@thejay8963]

They need to do one one COPPA.

[@shiningstar737]

I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if KZbin In accurate clothing

[@mangasaint]

And Disney

[@TrixieTheGreat]

Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

[@TheEtherny]

And DC

[@alexanderwulfert6730]

@@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

[@warrenphilips8441]

yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

[@notaneet]

“Technically he’s 475 years old..” ah yes the classic defense of loli wizards in anime

[@SirWinklebum]

This got recommended literally right after the fda bans it