JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

[@dropout]

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[@sarahvishevnik5940]

KZbin CEO

[@KoshyGeorge]

Facebook

[@docdarlin5491]

KZbin

[@maxihaxi9787]

CEO of Racism

[@SofaKingDead]

Stadia.

[@sarahvishevnik5940]

The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

[@murathanbalik]

👌

[@intelxio]

ITS THE BEST SERIES

[@dedshade]

It really is

[@JO19pLuMbUm94HN]

Objectively correct

[@RicheBright]

You speak truth. I think the MoviePass one was my favorite.

[@Joanropo]

"We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

[@kalibbailey6219]

I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

[@bob778_6]

Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

[@leahsander5490]

I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

[@TwoAndEightBorders]

@@leahsander5490 Sad but true

[@numberoneappgames]

true do

[@roberttrotter557]

His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

[@gran9773]

Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

[@shadowcarthage]

@@gran9773 Yes

[@jamariirobinson725]

They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

[@AnyssaBall]

He even has to keep changing his name

[@JoseMendoza-JAM]

Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

[@Florkl]

The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

[@jt3948]

@@johnw9771 adult backpack

[@peachibread1983]

I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

[@maddengames4438]

@@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

[@terrifictortoise5602]

WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

[@Lars-bg1gy]

As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

[@michaelsanchez3251]

"We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!" Favorite line, by far.

[@Kalleron]

Nintendo is so savage 0_0

[@pavlikshimko7940]

same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

[@the_grim_gamer3039]

He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

[@evilordoftheinternet4116]

The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

[@99lodewijk]

@@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

[@BossByGamer]

“Save your allowance for Juul pods” I died

[@timethunder4820]

So did the kids

[@theboys1079]

See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

[@kyuubinaruto17]

​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

[@DeepFriedOreoOffline]

@@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but... Also, it's too.

[@porterwilbourn9635]

Same

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

“WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

[@turma8eac]

At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

[@johntapp7980]

So true

[@JoshKeatonFan]

Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

[@a_sad_cinnamon_roll1594]

JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

[@chrism4403]

@@JoshKeatonFan *their

[@oceanman4166]

The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

[@ultraliskbuilder5831]

I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

[@oceanman4166]

@@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

[@__-nd5qi]

@@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

[@Zealant]

@@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

[@__-nd5qi]

​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

[@Medbread]

When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

[@matthewdykeman8149]

And make it a ring pop.

[@woolfieMcP]

OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

[@scuevas1]

Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

[@oxksie]

ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

[@ramskam]

Same

[@gretchenlemmond9645]

Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

[@example5237]

oatmeal juul flavor

[@tr0m]

o f c o u r s e

[@arlan9203]

Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

[@example5237]

@@arlan9203 yumm drugs

[@michanforever]

ahh love that earthy taste...

[@AGothNamedWednessday]

Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

[@jerrywoods9958]

That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

[@Malkontent1003]

@@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

[@Kelarys]

@@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

[@ziwuri]

@@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

[@madeline_from_celeste_real]

Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

[@HAVIN_aBLAST]

the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

[@anunknownentity5070]

That’s my favourite part of the video

[@lightningpastry2153]

"Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

[@msthecommentator2863]

His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

[@CodecrafterArtemis]

I just noticed that he gives thumbs-up for the carrying case idea... Until he sees the actual case.

[@Inkwell_Music]

He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

[@averygoodboi8200]

I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

[@titocristobal5573]

That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

[@jackadamsdaniels6719]

ASMR baby 👶

[@helpingtheworld5019]

Yes

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

[@gEtar87]

The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

he forgot about white ranger

[@kokirij0167]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

[@zygas25]

The colors depend on the continuity

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

[@jiado6893]

That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

[@defender2222]

"Why are they making bedroom eyes" I just know that wasn't in the script.

[@hiti6753]

100% a Brennan ad-lib.

[@XHackManiacX]

I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

[@lolmanbob123]

Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

[@lughbrazil6365]

This guy CEO posting

[@GBS4893]

Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

[@blakksheep736]

Except for the venmo one.

[@TheFallacy357]

The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@christianobrien4736]

Adult batpat

[@SCUL-E]

I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

[@jbug1979]

Packpack.

[@chasbianco142]

Adelt bekpek?

[@jbug1979]

@@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

[@rasengdori13]

I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

[@tunkiyo]

I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

[@joshuacarroll1758]

Same lol

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

[@asmolbean9300]

A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

[@Treydies]

Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

[@cthulhutheendless1587]

Is it worth it?

[@remingtonry]

Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

[@dirtylevel]

You sound like an advertisment

[@SH19922x]

Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

[@yasspanda2559]

The whole gang thanks you.

[@jau5652]

"technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

[@technicalmachine1671]

But that's why you watch it

[@eliasmg9144]

Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

[@amdrewgamer]

@@technicalmachine1671 what...

[@funnylittlecreature]

@@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

[@gonoroad2160]

@@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

[@user-ss8zo6uu6h]

Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

[@Rapscallion2009]

I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

[@kilometerbob2662]

"This is a child" "Actually hes 475 years old"

[@teadealer6706]

a classic

[@Mc47Fan]

And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

[@nalyddoow9295]

@@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

[@dan-rk7yx]

Every anime dudebro

[@jpg3306]

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

[@Calvin-wm2rg]

Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

[@RibbidyJamGames]

Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

"It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

[@Calvin-wm2rg]

@@SomeKZbinTraveler Fates is a great game

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

"S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!" every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

[@karma_monkey]

I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

[@shadownerd9701]

KZbin: Don't Market to kids College Humor: That sounds like a skit! KZbin: ....

[@vermorn]

we need to push this to the top comment

[@syntaxed4365]

College Humor would never say skit.

[@abigailrivera675]

COPPA 😭😂

[@rbdm-bc6oq]

So damn true

[@lampuhijau9900]

42.000 $ fine

[@clapflamer6962]

“Oh this actually isn’t that bad...” “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

[@asaprutvz]

“We’re monsters.”

[@ariz1516]

Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

[@joeyteter9383]

You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

[@elweewee]

4:46

[@RoScFan]

that part was my favorite

[@thelaughinglynx7445]

The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

[@onetruth37]

Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

[@jmbthegreat]

Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

[@onetruth37]

@@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

[@jmbthegreat]

@@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

[@scottvelez3154]

Life in a nutshell

[@tuptastic304]

"because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

[@AshMenon]

holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

[@icegod4849]

It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

[@idotn8752]

Can someone explain it pls

[@icegod4849]

@@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

[@idotn8752]

@@icegod4849 thanks

[@Emma-lq4zd]

Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

yes, what a comedic genius u are. U should have written this sketch.

[@gnomewarlord6221]

@Tyffanee Lavely dude. Uncool.

[@staceixan]

lmaooooo

[@JokeCubed]

Juulteon. ;)

[@mikewazowski2347]

@@JokeCubed I love this

[@jamesrivers3627]

There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

[@dezh6345]

You're talking about the black eye?

[@Greg-TC]

“Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

[@selalewow]

Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban. *sigh* Welcome to America.

[@artembentsionov]

Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

[@jungkooks_microwavephobia]

*Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

[@grubalaboocreosote4774]

Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

[@jojov5344]

Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

[@colinhildebrand9837]

Oh God. It's the only censored CEO sketch. Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

[@shadeofsound23]

Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

[@burgerboy_20]

PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

[@futuza]

Hahaha just noticed

[@drummerrck]

I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

[@IHMyself]

😂

[@jakethespoopycat]

“What would Minecraft taste like?” “It tastes e a r t h y”

[@423adriana]

*E A R T H Y*

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

Goddammit where's my andesite house at jake?!

[@Yewtewba]

Tastes like alphabet blocks

[@LiamStorer]

Tastes like punching trees

[@mothlastname2413]

You didn’t add anything be original

[@NeroThacher]

"Say! What you just said!" "Adult --- Backpack" "You're never walking again"

[@SerenityM16]

Woah, wait a minuet XD

[@brick9458]

Next scene he comes out all beat up

[@hashiramasayan162]

Peeweetheparakeet both of them actually 😂

[@lelandgrapes3636]

*proceeds to get black eye

[@ladybird9202]

Favorite part

[@stanamilanovich3956]

I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

[@imadooddood8803]

The best one was the book. His soul ascended

[@CrazyYasha]

These are my favourite sketches.

[@artypyrec4186]

You just described parenthood

[@mattgreen7692]

They made Game Changer because of this comment

[@stanamilanovich3956]

@@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

[@captaincrispy2184]

My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25 The delivery on this is just perfect.

[@Jackie89000]

"That's a child." "Technically he's 475 years old." Hentai summarized

[@liamdalemon1525]

THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??! you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

@@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

[@connordziadul6048]

I can confirm

[@theabyssofjin3372]

@@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi. Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

[@CubularCreeper]

CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

[@bodebaggins]

dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

[@coopermurphy4754]

We are in a pandemic

[@borgnafthecheesegod1546]

@@coopermurphy4754 yeah; and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

[@maximillion322]

Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

[@cryo311old]

@@coopermurphy4754 Tide 2.0

[@trinwheeler4639]

They did it

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

“Save up your allowance for Juul pods!” “We’re monsters.”

[@festimkrosi9704]

Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

[@milescorporosus4058]

"Are _we_ the baddies?"

[@Mister_Black_Shirt]

i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

@@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

@@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

[@ibrahimalee23]

The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

[@tommyliu7020]

I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

@@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

[@shiningstar737]

I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if KZbin In accurate clothing

[@mangasaint]

And Disney

[@TrixieTheGreat]

Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

[@TheEtherny]

And DC

[@alexanderwulfert6730]

@@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

[@warrenphilips8441]

yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

[@smartass199614]

I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

[@sendie7645]

That’s the joke

[@smartass199614]

@@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a KZbin skit is amazing

[@shadowbladeace1651]

I didn't notice that. Hmm.

[@otakonjunkie]

True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

[@apolloptx]

@@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

[@ThawtsForFood]

They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

[@seeknprotect6179]

My fav sketch series

[@gregsomebody7247]

I second this. Brilliant

[@thejay8963]

They need to do one one COPPA.

[@acetrigger1337]

He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat. He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

[@meghanhenderson6682]

@@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

[@livingbass9617]

I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

[@mrana2424]

That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

[@PinkENBlue]

I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

[@phnexOice]

@@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

[@gagewendland4315]

That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

[@austinwiltse8173]

Just the way the off-camera guy says “adult backpack” after Brennan puts it on legit has me in hysterics.

[@speedydog45]

Adult Backpack :)

[@soulfox32]

@@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again

[@MrCrackedJack]

The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.

[@LoganWH8]

I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

[@akronred648]

Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

[@carbonfizz]

blue raspberry is my favorite

[@efilymkcuf1429]

Sane

[@MtnDewGuy100]

*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

[@MtnDewGuy100]

*JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

[@zM00Nx]

"I have never seen blue raspberry marketed to anyone over the age of 10" The Alcohol industry : *nervous sweating*

[@meghanhenderson6682]

I liked blue raspberry because it turned my tongue blue. What's the point of it as...just a flavor?

[@TCK7890]

I can’t be the only one who likes blue raspberry as a flavor

[@AN-xl7ej]

I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

[@totemartiste9436]

When?

[@flamexflameplay8729]

Le Gamer Viril 2:27

[@raymond8718]

A...a lunch?

[@gyzardo3648]

THIS THINGS GOT F🤬 CKING LUNCH!!!

[@daltonSmile]

*puts on backpack* “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID” “adult... back...pack” “you’re never walking again”

[@GenuineBronxite]

3:56

[@Africa41]

Then he got beat

[@Livestreamlurker]

@quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

[@randomperson-kv5nx]

"What are you doing?"

[@Timeward76]

@@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

[@Zenologia4673]

“Adult. Backpack.” I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

[@tjking7457]

“You’re never walking again!”

[@mehnah5033]

@@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

[@iwong3357]

I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

[@fernandod4046]

Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

[@devabratsarma867]

I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

[@mrhelitosis7564]

If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

[@007megaoof]

Wrong it’s not furry porn

[@pryingeyes1551]

Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

[@mrhelitosis7564]

@@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

[@anawkwardbean165]

*Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

[@aaronchurchill7219]

Perfect

[@Silverwind87]

The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

[@1bingbongtingtong1]

That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

[@moelester7527]

He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

[@pedropena880]

No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

[@liemn23]

“Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

[@ShelbySteele23]

My favorite part 😂😂😂

[@xxxman360]

666th like

[@campkira]

no... those kid will buy Jordan...

[@Magma_Seb]

"That's a child!" "Technically, he's 475 years old." *"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!!"*

[@GamingUltimatum]

"WHY DO THEY HAVE BEDROOM EYES!!"

[@excellentfilms6988]

All anime logic

[@WomanSlayer69420]

H-Artists: My goals are beyond your understanding

[@camloch]

This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

[@panpolypuff]

This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

*strides aggressively* “You’re never walking again.”

[@SuperSwordman1]

*returns on camera with black eye*

[@dynamicworlds1]

An appropriate response, actually.

[@WillowTitov]

Likes are at 666, don't wanna be the one to ruin it, take this comment as a pseudo-like

[@Spinelblade]

@@SuperSwordman1 I mean, we don't know what happened to the other guy. From that point on he's gone.

[@SuperSwordman1]

@@Spinelblade okay fair enough

[@hannahferguson378]

“What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!” It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

[@mizuxoo]

it tastes like your 8 year old? yikes

[@godbroccoli11]

get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

[@robertnett9793]

@@mizuxoo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

[@salimalbitar]

Error 404

[@johno8465]

Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

[@morgedits]

“How does Minecraft TASTE?!” “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

[@dakat5131]

not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

[@wojteklenartowicz8436]

- You're never walking again! - What are you do- It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight. Keep up the good work, gang.

[@baggedboy]

“Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

[@justsomenobody1454]

Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

[@fenhen]

Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago. It is actually is marketed towards adults!

[@justsomenobody1454]

fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

[@fenhen]

Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

[@theshockerpit7274]

Go go juul Rangers

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

"There's a CHILD!" "Technically, he's 475 years old!" I died. Too accurate.

[@fuzzyllama451]

​@metalfaust19 . Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

[@SerenityM16]

Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

[@Canido19]

@@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

[@TamaCinema69]

0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

anime be like

[@EliQuo]

Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!" "ADULT. BACKPACK." I died!

[@Silverwind87]

"You're never walking again!"

[@jeffaffa3412]

I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

[@alreadytaken2016]

Your never walking again What are you doing

[@amireinav1]

WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

[@MeonLights]

"That's a CHILD" "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!" Anime be like...

[@ethanpan2335]

Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged. “Anyone disagree?”

[@donnypatoine4475]

Yeah he's to good for an internet skit but I'm not going to complain 😂

[@QueenPhillipOConner]

he not

[@snoopythedoge5639]

What acting?

[@lorebooks5230]

Brennan Lee Mulligan isn't acting. He's just ...a broken, broken man.

[@ESFAndy011]

@@QueenPhillipOConner You're never walking again!

[@jacobrodriguez3712]

“Technically he’s 475 years old!” “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!” I’m actually dying

[@MoCatsandStuff]

sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

[@quinnsinclair7028]

M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

[@DkKombo]

That's why we tuck anime far away from children...

[@Jake-rs9nq]

"Because 'bottom line', THAT'S what children are... *our* future." Beautiful writing

[@chemical_concern667]

“I use that for myself” “Show me” “My kid took it to school” Jesus this series keeps getting better

[@bijuutamer729]

“Technically he’s 475 years old” College humor still got it.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

Fire Emblem: Awakening (2012)

[@ally2765]

475th like

[@justuncensored8700]

Legal lolis

[@EriniusRainCat]

777th like

[@Slowpoke3x]

@@justuncensored8700 lolibaba

[@cryo311old]

“That’s a child!” “Technically, he’s 475 years old” “Then why did you draw him like this?!”

[@VerlTheSkeptic]

Looks like they're targeting 90's kids with that carrying case.

[@retardgorrilanigler522]

Verl Humpherys no way. not possible

[@offscreen6578]

*80s kids.

[@HelenGPitts]

Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure income ever!!! I've been working for this company on the web for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding this is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic awareness of internet and simple typing skill...The best thing about this work is that now I have more free time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and take care of my children and also going on holiday break together with them very consistently. Don't miss this opportunity and try to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49­.­c­o­m*

[@offscreen6578]

@@HelenGPitts ok Boomer

[@BigBossIvan]

Such better times.

[@fecreates3902]

"I like blue raspberry" "No you don't!"

[@dimitrijames00001]

Blueberry swisher sweats are my 3rd favorite cigars flavor

[@Islandswamp]

Allie Creates i prefer custard flavors. But seriously, I tried a juul and they have so much nicotine that you can’t even taste the flavor imho. That’s the reason they’re dangerous , they have way too much nicotine in them. Vapers used to try to REDUCE their nicotine usage because it's supposed to be about quitting smoking!

[@DavidCruickshank]

yes they do!

[@salamilid7615]

Dat Boi please don’t ever roll a swisher sweat for me that sounds nasty... I’ll stick to swisher sweets

[@sleepysera]

Isn't blue raspberry just raspberry flavour with some blue food coloring, usually? Who doesn't like raspberry flavour?

[@alphawolf7417]

"If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!" Truer words have never been spoken.

[@evanchismark3092]

Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

[@TeeComedian]

The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

[@woodrow-wilson]

@@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

[@Randumbplayer]

Phhh you wish

[@dayhel2367]

Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

[@Buphido]

I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

[@LoganAllec]

I like how blue raspberry, which is something that I literally had to Google just now to make sure actually exists in nature, is a more popular candy flavor than normal raspberry.

[@sklizzy3125]

it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose

[@manictiger]

@@sklizzy3125 Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.

[@sklizzy3125]

@@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible

[@WillowTitov]

@@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.

[@littlemittromney]

“Save up your allowance for juul pods” I am DECEASED

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

guy of camera - "I still have an allowance from my wife"

[@nathanortiz7712]

Anime in a nutshell: Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

[@swisslord2478]

Because

[@fluffbutt9960]

Because weebs are highkey pedos. *Don't fucking change my mind.*

[@jackbennett6902]

@@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

@@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is... Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag. I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

[@W1nds]

i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

[@DesertKitsune]

Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

[@disneylover6408]

Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

[@Joker8pie]

Cameraman: "Adult. Backpack." Brennan: *"Ah so you have chosen death, I see"*

[@jeffbrehove2614]

And he comes back to camera with a red eye

[@joelrichardson5139]

Jeff Brehove but we never heard the camera man again.

[@mrclueuin]

😄😄😄

[@cholericqlare]

LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAID!!!!!

[@Godnando00]

@@cholericqlare *ADULT. BACKPACK*

[@craxnor]

“Actually he’s 475 years old.” “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!” All of Japan feels attacked right now.

[@TunesByAI2024]

As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

[@doot9695]

@@TunesByAI2024 I know

[@paperclip9558]

lmao japan is a pedo nest.

[@NikoTheNerd]

all eyes on you lolicons

[@anarchomando7707]

@@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

[@howardmoon2687]

"SAY THAT AGAIN!" "Adult backpack" "Ok, you're never walking again..."

[@boggart2da.]

and got beat up himself

[@lightningmcseed7303]

Adult backpacks are smaller tho

[@GenuineBronxite]

3:56

[@rangopistacho6928]

@@boggart2da. they both end up wounded badly that they never walk again

[@nuxxexe3968]

Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

[@columbus8myhw]

"On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

[@ComradeSlice]

Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

[@Woodsnat]

@@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

[@diskdrive6113]

“And Minecraft” Who needs healthy lungs again?

[@crisppr]

*COPPA* *intensifies*

[@cosmicpotato3849]

All that coal dust

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

Cosmic Potato - now I can finally get blacklung, just like my granddaddy!

[@anindividual4916]

Nicotine vaping is the safest way for a smoker to get thier fix. Don't conflate it with those black market or counterfeit thc pods which contain vitamin e acetate.

[@austinm.9832]

@@anindividual4916 it creates popcorn lung, which is irreversible.

[@anthonygarcia5375]

Fun fact!(not really) Juuls were made more addictive than traditional cigarettes and to look like a USB stick to Target young people Sure the original inventor wanted to make a safer(less cancer) alternative to cigarettes he has stated deep regret for what he made and what it has become

[@charleswest782]

He can "regret" till the end of time. He still hasn't done anything to actually change the situation

[@andiward7068]

@@charleswest782 can't unring the bell, what should he be doing, iyo?

[@charleswest782]

@@andiward7068 actually fighting to for control of his invention to prevent it from being marketed towards children.

[@andiward7068]

@@charleswest782 How? What actual legal steps can he take? He sold his rights to the product and no longer has any input or influence about it's use. I'm genuinely curious what recourse you think he should or can have.

[@charleswest782]

@@andiward7068 but you want an answer about what he could and should be doing? Fine. He can take his damn nicotine money and use it to lobby for laws preventing his product from being marketed towards children. But has he spent a damn penny on that? No. It's all lip service. He got his money, he doesn't really care

[@lauracamargo6105]

"we would be better off committing war crimes than infricting copy like this" I died

[@Thunder-Sky]

yeah, that seems to be trend this week.

[@IKnowThisSoundsGayBut]

Read it as he said it.

[@somkeshav4143]

well he ain't wrong, Blackwater pardons proved that

[@12.7x99mm]

@@somkeshav4143 lmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[@incognitomode670]

@@somkeshav4143 holy shit lol

[@JB-yb4wn]

And now they are being sued for $438 million dollars for selling to kids. 😆

[@KenshiIV]

Crazy how this still holds up.

[@Sinintheair]

When he put on that backback and said"LOOK AT ME, AND SAY WHAT U SAID!!" I could not stop laughing.

[@falcore91]

Sinairio he should send those 10 seconds of video into DC as an audition reel. I think it is perfect proof he would make an amazing villain.

[@fakename2926]

"You're never walking again" immediately sports a bruised eye 😂

[@Nat-vh1ov]

I’m beyond offended after the way he spoke about blue raspberry 😞

[@veghead05]

😂😂

[@Ben7seven7]

People get so easily offended nowadays. Besides... he was only speaking the truth about the blue raspberry. 🍇

[@jackmakila3776]

@@Ben7seven7 blasphemy

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

I love blue raspberry.

[@16Yashaluver]

Who in their right mind doesn't like Blue Raspberry?! It is by far, the most superior flavor.

[@Cheapvideos]

People: THATS A CHILD hentai artist: Technically, he’s 475 years old People: Then why did you draw him like this

[@soarel325]

I don’t know, why do furry artists draw animal-like characters?

[@martinooo420]

Soarel because they are outcasted members of society that’s why

[@joshmorris5284]

@@martinooo420 "outcasted members of society" people who wear fur-suits aren't outcasted members of society, they're mentally ill.

[@fargonianproductions2767]

Josh Morris they are not mentally ill, they just have different interests

[@adt4864]

@@fargonianproductions2767 they are a bit pushy tho.

[@fjrapper436]

"Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

[@xile9909]

"Technically he's 475 years old" is literally the anime community talking about their loli waifus Edit. I would just like to say, those defending character design of children presented as sexualised "dream girl" are just disgusting... We really do stray further from God each day...

[@netherdominater9960]

Xile As a member of the anime community, can confirm However, the design of the character can be used to sort the standard Weebs from the true degenerates

[@DeathByDying13]

I'm not sure people want to actually have "sexual relations" with them, and if they do it's usually with girl who actually act like they're 500 hundred years old, like the monotone voice and like having knowlege of everything, not some girl who like pink princesses and goes to daycare

[@dannyishere4006]

@@DeathByDying13 still gross

[@yepyep86]

@@DeathByDying13 you sweet summer child no most loli lovers like that they act cutesy and innocent but will heavily deny that they're underaged and the mental gymnastics they use to justify them liking little girls could get them gold at the Olympics

[@fulcrum2951]

3:13

[@RaineAvina]

Who ever made up the Minecraft joke needs to be the actual CEO.

[@WizzardJC]

"save up your allowance for juul pods!" in that happy little voice nearly killed me as I was eating a burrito, i laughed, accidentally inhaled hot sauce, and nearly choked laughing 😂

[@lightningpastry2153]

I refuse to believe there aren't at least five outtakes of Brennan losing it at that scene

[@thorskjelver8564]

Just know that your legacy lives on. I did the exact same thing

[@-bdiddi-]

CEO: "That's a child!" Intern: "Technically, he's 475 years old." CEO: "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!!?" lmao literally every anime with a sexualized child character

[@zentar2646]

its a 800 year old vampire loli

[@example5237]

@@zentar2646 it's a 400 year old witch loli. so it's okay some how.

[@yuriy3467]

Child character? Lolis are immortal beings.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

There's a reason why misty wears shorts and overalls

[@Ryeniken]

Don't worry, She's actually 2000 years old, so the legality of this situation is morally gray!

[@zhangbill1194]

The only inaccurate part is the CEO pretending like he doesn't know what he's doing.

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Yeah they always act like they don't

[@LL-xv6jc]

Yep

[@Jasoncooldude]

Honestly though these vape flavors and marketing have been going on since way before juul and haven't been targeting kids in the slightest. The problem is how convenient and simple to use juuls are which caused them to blow up in the teenage community, and people blamed it on the flavors. Ultimately they weren't marketing to kids since they did nothing different than all the pre-existing companies, their product was just too revolutionary in the vaping world, causing it to go mainstream in teenage culture.

[@endorolfgreenwolf5265]

This might not be scripted, would make sense if it was sort of improv.

[@El-mi4vi]

@@Jasoncooldude Agreed the flavors were a dumb thing for media to focus on but they rejected ad campaigns that a marketing company they hired suggested going for older demographics and went for ones targeting young people.

[@Foultarnished513]

The deep inhale right before Brennan looks at the camera and says "this is a child's backpack" adds years to my life.

[@jcqwater8713]

ahahhaa its the Look at me! for me 😆😆

[@cynacist1823]

And the way his hands shake

[@Shadow11990]

I'm a time traveler from the year 2024. It turns out that you CAN actually get away with that level of copyright infringement of Pokémon and a significant number of people will actually be into it.

[@leophyte9663]

Brennan is single handedly keeping this channel alive to me.

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Hes the only reason I watch

[@xhytecodm]

the reason I keep coming back these are top tier

[@samuelortreger5813]

Yes! I been saying this for months. I wouldn't watch a single CH vid if Brennan wasn't on the team

[@someguyontheinternet7]

Honestly, every time there’s a new video at CH, I’m hoping it’s a CEO sketch.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

I love how after the child backpack incident the only thing the CEO walks back with is a moderately damaged eye. This man knows how to kill.

[@olliegoria]

I took it as he got his ass kicked

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@olliegoria you do not walk away with only a singular black eye from an "ass kicking"

[@olliegoria]

@@Pineapple-hx9ty look idk what their makeup department is and isnt capable of, but the black eye and sour look on his face tells me he lost that fight

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

​@olliegoria the sour look on his face is from being the ceo of a shithole lol

[@dragonfire5000]

@@olliegoria Notice how the "Adult Backpack" guy doesn't say anything else for the rest of the video? CEO walked away with a black eye. "Adult Backpack Guy" isn't walking ever again.