Story Time : Best Steak Ever, Naked Old Men, Buffalo Made Me Shart...

...Just talking with some pictures...
• Stop Eating My Sesame ...

[@AsclepiusDream]

Fast forward 4 years and you sharted in your own bed...with your girl in it! Ya I'm digging through your older vids. Storytime is always fun.

[@mrblisterfist]

2 minutes in and I'm dying laughing remembering about the rest stop bathroom thing. All right, here we go! ~take care, friend

[@RevFrUncleRuckus]

I like to turn on these storytime videos and then flip to another tab, doing something pointless, and just listen. very calming.

[@ninja238zuno]

"It's not like like I have to remember anything, I just go by my memory. " lol genius!! XD

[@Timtebowofficial]

You need to make more story times. They are some of, if not, your most entertaining videos.

[@SHADOW-ke6xz]

Mr holmoka....stop eating my sesame cake!!!!!!

[@cmonsterz]

Jeff...that Congo referene made me laugh and laugh. It was freaking hilarious!

[@airsoftforlife6]

Haha funny stuff Jeff when you referred to the Congo movie (which I saw last summer on Netflix) I laughed man you are funny-"he looked like one of those grey killer apes with a watch on" hahaha

[@P226nut]

LMAO I love congo its one of my favs and your are right one person did laugh his ass off at the grey ape comment lol

[@MelissaHash]

Roaming Buffaloes! Sweet! Love ur storytime vids! Very fascinating! Jeff, u should be a narrator!

[@dabadcompany]

The clentching part made me laugh so hard!

[@flameson14]

I couldn't breath when u were talking about taking a dump standing!! Lmfao ur the best jeff

[@cutlerylover]

lmao hope thats for the steak part of the title..

[@pcau]

So you learned a lesson: A mind is like a parachute. I works if it's open! :) Nice story Sir. I loved it

[@AppealPlay]

I remember the hay rides in autumn at farms while picking pumpkins. It was such a great experience as a child, being with my family and whatnot.

[@xXHSharpXx]

JEFF DO STORYTIME SATURDAY

[@southerncountryboy8]

jeff you have lost so much weight!!!!! congrats. and as always keep up all the great work. you're the best channel on youtube.

[@uutooyu]

great story man. especially the shart story. i almost spit out my soda. lol

[@TimBlankJ]

im in tears .... lmao your killing me man .... old naked guy = congo grey hahaha awesome! Take care man

[@joeykong94]

more story time videos !!! i love ur story's they are funny as hell

[@boogerwhopper]

ROFL!!!!! You made me laugh so hard!!! Great story!! Frank

[@gerrynance7410]

My grandmother and her brother took me, with him driving a Ford F-150, on a week long trip from Los Angeles, up the coast to Novato, Eureka, Whiskeytown Reservoir, Redding, Reno, Virginia City, South Lake Tahoe, Bridgeport, Mammoth, Bishop, and back to Azusa. I was lucky to have that time with them, and forever grateful.

[@TheShlong86]

wow jeff you made me laugh alot about the naked guys in the locker rooms i know how that is it always made me feel uncomfortable and the pooping standing up thing i never thought about that i bet it would be awesome

[@raulp123]

Thanks for the video Jeff! I cant wait for the next one like this.

[@SurfMonkeyCoconut]

I had a good laugh when you said it's too hard for old men to put on " their underwear or socks". I was picturing an old man walking around the locker room with a sock over his schlong because it was too much trouble to put on his underwear. That would truly be shocking.

[@ibleedhuskerred3]

JEFF! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE FOR THIS. NEBRASKA! WOOOOOO! im from nebraska and live here btw :) hahaha

[@DennyRec]

This was a great story. I'm nut sure what it was, but if told by either one of them it was how high. Loved them dearly and miss them a bunch. That would have been great to go on a trip with one of my grandpa's. Glad you not tramatize when you saw him in the buff. One with one grandpa after swimming at lake. The memories now. Thanks and have a good day..

[@cutlerylover]

damn I forgot the steak picture?

[@Davidcorner111]

"omg he has a gun he can save the world" XD i laughed so hard

[@cutlerylover]

its on my home page on the top right, thanks

[@ToughTeddyBear1]

as soon as you said you fell off the wagon i could not stop laughing

[@gspade14]

I love the story time vids. Thanks jeff

[@32210]

congratulations on your 2000th video....good job man

[@GunWebsites]

Good story, I like this series

[@billy2sweets]

Hey Jeff, I know this isnt related to the video but I figure you view comments on your most recent videos other than your other ones and inbox. I EDC my large and Xl espadas (g10) and I notice that the side that touches my leg develops rust spotting very quickly, I unfortunately waited too long and WD40 will not take it all off now. Is fitz a good choice since the blades are Bead Blasted? Or is there anything else that will work better?

[@TheCrazyCarnage]

Hey Jeff, I was just wondering i know you have a benchmade mini bone collector from that one blade tolerence video, does your have slight left to right blade play because mine does and i just got it new and only cut paper with it?

[@cutlerylover]

exactly makes sense in my world

[@h4xx0rrx]

'It's not like I need to use my memory, I just go by my memory' - good one, Jeff.

[@NaxTactical]

Please, do some more stories of you and your friends goofin' around at school.

[@cutlerylover]

I wasnt affraid so much as I was anxious all the time as a kid, lots of stress...these days I dont sweat the small stuff, and all without medication which is nice, lol most people need zanex for that

[@PHANTOM-qj1wu]

"I did crap standing up" lmfaoo

[@tim52396]

u should do story times weekly!

[@cutlerylover]

as far as work goes yeah when I visited I just did whatever he told me like weed the garden or mow the lawn, I did get to shoot his guns or ride the ATV as a price though, lol...

[@rchristian109]

Oh I remember that movie! I loved that movie and she use to say I'm amy I'm amy. Over and over in that robot girl voice......lol the mean monkys were called silver backs.

[@MYLESLINEHAN]

@cutlerylover Hey jeff I got this knife from my uncle and the very tip of the knife is bent, do u have any idea on how I could fix this Please reply

[@joeykong94]

Loving re watching these old stories

[@305ssmonte]

Very funny stories laughed a lot! Thanks.

[@AH6man]

Who else laughed and pictured young fat Jeff falling out of the wagon when it takes off.

[@Josh.420]

Hahaha more stories please Jeff :)

[@MikeyFFA500]

Love these vids dude

[@unequalgaming]

when you said chimney rock i thought you ment the one near my home town in SC lol

[@anthonyramos4188]

how old are you jeff if you dont mind me asking ?

[@richardrichricky]

Soylent Green & Congo , 2 odd but interesting movies....great story time vid....lol...thanks for sharing..

[@storm_filter]

jeff you are funny, and have a great personality. keep it up.

[@aarpaz]

MORE! this is my favorite stuff!!!

[@el7kaya]

made me cray lighting its like story of mine lol..privet question did your chest gone also or still ?

[@coastalflourishing]

You watch too many scary movies. lol Your grandpa, sounds a lot like my dad.

[@M0DiFiEDZ]

Enjoyed your sense of humor!

[@cutlerylover]

its ok that most people including myself since I was 12...one day I just wanted it bad enough not to cheat thats all it takes...I got angry that I was fat and used that energy to workout, for over a year I wasnt all that happ;y with my meals, nothign tasted great to me, but it was worth the sacrafice...food is amazing but you have to ask yourself how bad to you want to taste junk food as apposed to how bad you want to change your body

[@cxf4life]

lol the oranges taste the best here in florida when your buggin out and you find a tree

[@DRodman0485]

I love that you rocked the jorts back in the day

[@schbiker24]

Keep these stories coming..

[@CrimsonEsso]

Nah man, i found it eventually. I just really wanted to have a look at it. >< Looks delicious.

[@fingerbuscus]

jeff your part skuynk when something scares you you fart roflmao

[@XxHaydenxX40]

you must have seen the hills have eyes haha :D

[@Revtommy2tone]

Nice Story Time Jeff. Thanks.

[@RackinSlides]

Nice, just finished making my lunch, gonna sit down to this :)

[@Themuffinman488]

"why are you eating my sesame cake"

[@BaconBeast11]

aha the Congo part made my stomach hurt. Thank god for netflix!

[@evildude109]

Jeff, it's 3:52 a.m. when I'm watching this, so I really don't think that there is a naked old man at my local gym.

[@TheRexx615]

There Was A Fly On The Potato LOL

[@3212009a]

From listening to my friends, old women do also hangout in locker rooms. (pun intended)

[@SPINEXM1]

Storytime saturdays :)?

[@1996LWG]

i've seen congo and i laughed at that image

[@TheCsgaming360]

Damn jeff, you've lost so much weight since then. btw awesome title. ;)

[@BrennerBay]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked Billy?"

[@toothANDclaw13]

Amy wants drink... You're giving her a martini? She's allowed one...

[@sportscarman5]

I went on a trip to Mt Rushmore and at some god forsaken gas station right off the freeway in South Dakota, a cowboy rode into the parking lot. Like a full cowboy wearing boots and a cowboy hat, and riding a horse. Kinda surreal.

[@LoganDalke]

Yeah, do stories from your teenage years, I need some ideas, lol

[@mr.saddad1213]

I'm so upset you don't have any of those picture lol jkjk

[@NOODLESTHECAT100]

Soil and green great movie. great story

[@TheDiscipleDJ]

I also became very interested in Bison after I visited Yellowstone. Very amazing experience.

[@69Camaro991]

i like the story videos cause can losten to em while im working without gettin too dostracted

[@TheCorruptNation]

Soooo, any knife reviews coming up?

[@671chiburi]

1am im going to bed new vid pops up 33 mins -_- i have time

[@Mvonada]

My grams Ex husband was a big hunter, got me into it but he had a big processing section of there garage to process the animals and man oh man.. They had it setup to cook and can meat right then and there freeze it and all but we use to have some of the "fish" (loin) butterflied up mm man it's the most amazing thing ever

[@andregross7420]

You need to make a channel dedicated to storytime videos.

[@Zarthalad]

You've really thought a long time about the old man thing! Little disturbing!...lol

[@spazyassassin1]

Now in the dream are you sure you were getting chased by apes and not naked clones of you grandfather ... Think about it.

[@Zarthalad]

You farted in defense....lol

[@Nordicrelaxationn]

jeff saw a man naked and no pics.... lol these stories ar great

[@UnitedStatesOfMoney]

Story Time is the best!!!

[@TheManWithNoName93]

i might be wrong but dident you have the best steak in your last video lol

[@RMKcampbell]

i was there a couple of weeks ago, the old lady and man are still around. they remember you as "the fat kid who fell off the wagon" I didn't ask about you, they just started telling me the story, how awesome is that?

[@brownbear696969]

I saw a really old old man at a rec center and he was drying his balls with the hand dryer, the HAND DRYER. I'm not even joking it was sick

[@crazydrummer808]

Soilent green! Hahaha

[@Timtebowofficial]

i doubt you would see an old naked man at 11:53 pm in a locker room.

[@TheBlackShadow270]

Jeff, did you stop in Minnesota ? You could have come to my house

[@Boomdiggitys]

I forgot about Congo..God that picture

[@shurdi3]

story time for pooping standing up