STORYTIME: I had Sex With The Wrong Man By Mistake

[@joyfulnoon2368]

Tim- Mike friend, down to the bar where the Honda cars be 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 🤳🏾🤳🏾🤳🏾🤳🏾

[@sayless644]

😖😖😖😖😖

[@joyfulnoon2368]

@@sayless644 😂

[@ayana188]

What does where the honda cars be mean??? yall im delayed today😄

[@joyfulnoon2368]

@@ayana188 it's a metaphor for a bar that is regular lol. He normally says the bar where the rich cars be which is a metaphor for it being a nice classy bar...where the Honda cars be is regular and I'm not gone say ghetto but it isnt as classy as where the rich cars be 😂😂😂😂

[@sayless644]

@@joyfulnoon2368 thanks for schooling us.. 😁😁😁

[@jerricab]

At least you found out the tea for your homegirl, Dineva 😂

[@jacksingleton288]

Yeah but didn't he break code.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Yes he sure did without a second thought🙄

[@jasondiaz1944]

No he didn’t break the code. If his homegirl knew the guy liked men she wouldn’t be interested anymore anyways. So why not have some fun with him and tell the story later.

[@luvennise]

HE A FAKE FRIEND AKA FOE

[@shannonoliver3223]

" I did not know that man was married before I hunched him"!! BISHHHH!! I hollered so loud at my desk! #DeadToTheBed

[@jasonhenry8237]

Shannon Oliver I literally almost had to get CPR I laughed so hard

[@kayrup3712]

At the job house with my earbuds on crackn up 😂🤣😂

[@jasonhenry8237]

Kyrup Mc he is a whole mess and I’m here for it

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

So country....lol

[@nailsxciaram]

The back drop is killing meeee LMAO 🤣🤣

[@SteveeLeePhillips]

Beauty Chemistry me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toni2combs278]

Lmao yes

[@BSKEE10]

😂😂😂😂😂😭 I swear your personal stories be my favorite videos!! Do more of them.

[@Mzkikiisjuicy]

Ok THAT was a goooooood one💯

[@joyalexander2038]

Oh you definitely in a mood today and I’m here for it!!!

[@nakeshiadunklin9186]

Me too my day off too i need another one lol

[@toshadavis7315]

Joy Alexander me too 🤣😂

[@CeCeMe1]

Now I'm going to order a Don Julio with "training wheels"...lol. I'm going to say with with confidence like I been doing it FAH'EVAH....LOL

[@jimmyejamerson5371]

EGGZACKTLY!!

[@ericapea6330]

Me too 😂😂

[@danawhee]

Mee tew!!

[@TheSandramae25]

Me too and put it to the side and order me a Ole nasty sweet cocktail because I can't hang with the skraight liquor

[@MsKeka0269]

Me three lol

[@_belleza]

Dineva i had to watch this fast af before you have second thoughts and delete this lol

[@ImaniXTrue]

Angel A yasssssss! 😂😂😂

[@Indiegirl007]

I be feeling the same way when he uploads. You have to watch his videos with a quickness!

[@_belleza]

Indiegirl007 exactly 😂 this is why I stop with what I’m doing and watch real quick

[@PiscesPrincess87]

COSME HIGHNESS. Me took

[@JalenciagaThaBodi]

😂😂😂 “I was like, WHET????” 😂😂😂 I can always rely on you for a good story! 😂😂😂😂

[@shayshaysherree]

"Kissing and doing hoish thangs in the batroom" "DON NOT JUDGE ME"... #dead #flatline Waymin he was married.... WELL DAMN!

[@ErisGal30]

shayshaysherree I’m a drunk hoe with standards named Dineva

[@tamikamayes8071]

This just goes 2 show us that u could be married&never know that your husband on the dwn low SMH

[@shayshaysherree]

@@ErisGal30 that had me dying

[@raquelm.w.7974]

No, that was HIS Tim he was in the bathroom with. Tim, Mike friend, from down to the bar where the Honda cars be, lol.

[@shayshaysherree]

@@raquelm.w.7974 right... I got that part..... How he said it was comical... 😂😂😂#weonthesamepage

[@Dollpuri419]

I said whet? Deddy said call back LMAO I’m not even done with the video & im done 😂😂😂😂

[@kayrup3712]

Got me over here like dis....😯😮🤯!

[@Dollpuri419]

Kyrup Mc and like dis 🤭🤭🤭

[@toni2combs278]

Lmao yess

[@NelliesWayyyyy8]

Funky said I'll perform at funerals💀💀💀💀💀 what exactly would u say at a fune sis💀💀💀💀

[@tratrazy1633]

Im dead 😂😂😂😂

[@sweetlulubean1118]

"As long as cheque clears, down to the funeral !" And he has a good ol' drank in hand 🍹

[@shawnbawn22]

@@sweetlulubean1118 that sounds about right !! 🤣🤣

[@londonmccray6799]

IDK , but true story he was booked to come to a funeral

[@Teebee407]

LOLOL don't yall invite Dineva to yall fune LOLOL

[@jamesj4690]

DINEVA can’t believe my ears, but I’m here for it. Would love to hear more stories like this.

[@helgapataki4156]

Sooooo did you tell ya homegirl before you told us Nessa 🤣

[@MS.lady100]

ikr

[@reneeyoung3186]

Shhhhhhh...🤣🤣🤣

[@helgapataki4156]

Ijs y'all, I wanted to know 🤣😂😭

[@lovelynae7683]

Oott

[@queenjj201]

He pulled that 5 heartbeat shit.

[@kejuanlynette8531]

See 🤷 I bet his WIFE has no idea he was "foo-la-la-ing" or liked to "foo-la-la"

[@dominicanprincess2051]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PrettyHair09]

She might but clueless that’s it’s with a man

[@kejuanlynette8531]

@@PrettyHair09 that's what I meant by "or liked to foo-la-la". This is dangerous and something that needs to be discussed more openly with black females

[@PrettyHair09]

Kejuan Lynette It’s scary 😏

[@Yoshikoburney]

Ma’am get out these comments with this!!!! I screamed so loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RUNWAYBEAUTY]

Emotions make you cry sometimes 😆I love you ♥️

[@kayrup3712]

Alright, alright, alright

[@NessaGurll]

Lmao wronnnnng Timmmmmmm!!!😬😜 he said "whaddup tho"👀

[@Kai-fl7jp]

😂😂 your komment reminds me of when Porscha (RHOA) says "Wroooong rooooad" 😂

[@eunicemirandabcc]

Liked before i even watched 💞 love me some Dineva

[@ImaniXTrue]

E M me toooooooooo!

[@ngapuikuemberirua3670]

Hahaha me too

[@Kena_sunshine]

Can’t do no wrong! 👑🙌🏾

[@kayh1654]

Ahhhh, I thought I was the only one. 😂

[@patsymatthews2997]

@@kayh1654 Exactly. Funky gone deliver like the post office !!

[@frankiphoenix8699]

Girl. I'm here with a Newport & a cold bottle of water. #FunkyBunch

[@riqueeking4379]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@FullofSouthernCharm]

Not the newport and a bottle of water... I can't...

[@BayouBellePhDBe]

Franki Phoenix A cold beer with that Newport🤣🤣🤣

[@kenyamorley8406]

A joint a little vodka to wrench it down yall aint ready to Sterve it up.

[@toysbystarlite05]

Party...I brought wine!!

[@trinityisluv]

🤣🤣🤣 Lawd have mercy!!! I thought you were gon have to let your homegirls down easy and this man got a whole wife!! Whew. Q you done stopped watching reality TV and start making reality TV!! You hear me! Your #2019 has been a movie and it’s only February. 😂

[@chillinrube2605]

Notification gang.. I was on my way to Walmart and had to connect this thang to my car...Smh Dineva we love you from Cali ❤️

[@nikkiw3734]

CHILE..The Nessa Police on yo ass🚓..SMH😂

[@chillinrube2605]

@Lloyd Norwood calm down killa.. I stand corrected 🤣🤣

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

Giiiiirl I had to crawl on my bed, and get good and comfortable to hear this tea. That's a crazy story and I'm so here for it. Made my day. No one is judging you Funky. Shit happens. We need more of your stories.

[@Ebonicurls1]

Don’t let these Tim’s interfere with your early morning beach yoga time messing round late at night Nessa girl. We doing internal work in 2019😊

[@moded_corroded8132]

And so was Tim 😉

[@tierradelosreyes8835]

@@moded_corroded8132 😂 ok

[@tammyd4110]

@@moded_corroded8132wunt he tho'?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlwaysaLady365]

Remember, you don't know where or what your man doing when he steps out your door😀 Them women that say Oh , my man would never, you just don't know🤔

[@stayceblackston7665]

Ain't that the truth

[@marthakaine4132]

Amen

[@Yoshikoburney]

I lost my damn mind at “DADDY HAD DONE SAID CALL BIKE!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 Dineva finna be performing at my funeral.

[@Michelles_Daughter]

I need to move to Miami so I can hang out with y’all!

[@ImaniXTrue]

Michelle's Daughter we gon roommate, cause I need to go too! 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@JustCyn]

Come on down! 🙌🏽

[@lisaseward2704]

Me too

[@sbryant7436]

Love your stories & the background is hilarious!!! I'm sitting here at work stirving it up with my Coca cola soda..🤣🤣

[@shonikaschronicles]

I love your story time!!!! It feels like we are sitting on your bedroom on the bed, sipping mimosas while you spill the tea!!!!

[@lexiaaforever437]

Lord .... I was ready ... but wasn’t ready 😂

[@ItsAshleyJAE]

Nessa girl, I had to get on the line while I'm down to the job to catch this tea.

[@tammyd4110]

"But it was good or whateva!!" I'm HOLLERING!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@sweetlulubean1118]

"Drinking🍸 that GIN made me SIN😈 !"

[@tamikamayes8071]

DINEVA a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laflo3668]

I love you for your honesty, authenticity, openness, long titles, animation, ability to adapt, admit to faults, improve on self, just you!!! This video had me weak!!! My Tim is yo Tim Bihhhhhhhhhhh!!

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

I hate that damn song.... but that was funny as hell!!

[@qtpiemom918]

Am I the only one who momentarily forgot I wasn’t having a real life tea spilling session w/ a friend? 😂😂😂

[@kayrup3712]

I dipped back,and clutched my imaginary Pearls 😯

[@TheNickinack]

OMG 🤣😂🤣 bad enough you done stole ya friends potential man but he married too lawddd 💀

[@brangeeellis3083]

Dineva saved her friend from some heartache and pain cause this man was married AND into "mens". She dodged a bullet

[@kejuanlynette8531]

@@brangeeellis3083 Right. I literally said a prayer for "Tim's" WIFE SMH. I hope his cheating doesn't KILL her. Not judging, just saying

[@TheNickinack]

Brangee Bennett oh i know i just didn’t expect his ass to be married on top of being DL lol he helped hIS friend dodge 2 bullets 😂

[@keepinitreal1373]

Gurl I really enjoy stories and your personality 🤣🤣🤣!! You had me rolling 😆😆😆😆. You’re always entertaining. That’s all that matters 💯💯💯💯

[@tab_b]

I’m gonna go ahead and thumbs up this before I even watch. Lmao... I’m at work so I’m gonna stirve it up with some H2O.

[@toshadavis7315]

Tab_B right....🤣🤣🤣 I sent my trainee on break to catch this 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♀️

[@garyconner3569]

So funny glad your back missed you. Your stories are funnier than reality tv.

[@Andrea51108]

Dineva, girl! So many questions: did you tell your girl friend? What did she say? Had her Tim been with a man before? That whole, "the bartender threw away her number" story was a whole lie! 😂

[@chelseahollenquest8899]

Andrea51108 right was Tim checking for you the whole time 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@MaryLeMuse]

Right, the homegirl knew Tim wasn’t interested in her ass🤣

[@therealkoolaidandkale]

Facts. Tim wanted Dineva hunti!! 🤣

[@ladyroyalsupremest]

Man I fell off my bed dying laughing at the end!!!...so he just left out he married 🤦🏾‍♀️owww child I’m so shame right now but like Betty said…”don’t laugh u probably done the same thing to it’s just u know me and I dk u”

[@terrytaylor5192]

Nessa girrrrl you knew what you was doing when you put the number in yo phone ! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tennislover08]

CCHHIILLLEEEEEEE !!!!!! I cannot with this story!!!!!! This was a great video!!!!! And OMG I'm mad near the end when you were saying it was good you took that pause looked like Mama was having a flashback or was that just me LOL LOVING IT keep doing what you do!!!!

[@doc2008]

I don’t think he was interested in your friend. That story he told about the napkin getting picked up was probably a lie. He likely had his eye on you the whole time. He got fish at home, he came to the place to get some smoked beef sausage. See he was quick to give you his number and he ain’t say nothing about passing it along to your friend. But, I wanna know what appliances you gone get out of him like the Fry daddy. 😆😆

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

Silly.. .lol

[@pisceskween6529]

😂😂😂

[@KelzG1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wasn't ready for the story twist lolol You're HILARIOUS!!

[@yayaminah7908]

Woooo I love these random days you have. Keep coming with the vids. Wait...5 people dislike this video? It’s been up 23 minutes? How?! Who messed up your day? Damn.

[@llw53one]

Let me first say I LOVE your intro. I need to come see you live! OMG! I love a good story time! You had my ears wide open. I love it! Definitely appreciate your honesty! Thanks for sharing! Peace and Blessings to all!

[@thugmrs02]

*"As long as the CHECK 👀 clears"* 😂😂 👉 *9:54*

[@ilrock]

MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost ran a red light listening to you tell this story. I think any person that has “LIVED” their life has ran into an issue or two like this but dam this was sunny funny and so real! Lol

[@katpeterson7895]

New "Tim" was downlow wanting you instead of your friend ...that's why that number got lost 😂😂😂💯

[@IAmJustR]

The “Be sure to like and subscribe.” Took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@ellleethereal]

I’m cryin’ cause you really left out of the house w/o shoes to go get this man😂🥴

[@tamikamayes8071]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DivaFlavaz]

I am weak over here 😂😂😂. You so messy Dineva!!! I love every second of it. 🤣🤣🤣. Done hunched the man your friend liked AND he married 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😭😭🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️shit happens. Quiet as it’s kept if my girl’s “side piece” call me one MO time I may have a story my damn self 🤭😜

[@shannonoliver3223]

Bish Whet??? Lol!!

[@antoinettebradley3793]

Shannon Oliver ☠️

[@kayrup3712]

That took me out 🤣😂😄

[@kayrup3712]

@@nitabbarnette3653 .

[@_SinDerek]

OMG I literally pictured everything you said! This needs to be a scene from a movie because it was so good! I freaking love you!

[@tjack25]

Omg I used to save ppl names in my phone the same way back in my 20s! Lol… "Guy in red hat from the bar" 😂

[@JustAshley03]

Lawd😲😲😲😲 Dineva this storytime was lit AF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please do more of these!

[@byrddi_tube3182]

LMAO! A few things... 1. That ni@@a threw that numba away. Your friend dodged a bullet. Baby you got a flesh wound...lol...Chile... 😂 2. I don't know why you were shocked. I was at PAUSE when dude said, "Nice." 👀

[@plantbasedunicorn7995]

🤣😭

[@marthakaine4132]

Scary, how people jump in in out bed with strangers.

[@biancaverdree7514]

I hope I get to see you in April !!! And yes I agree! Majority of us have been there ! You live and you learn boo! 💋

[@romyoeswyfe391]

I'm living for all these videos

[@CassieCas0106]

Nessa Girl!!!!! When I tell you this story made my whole day!! 😂😂😂 I’m crying.

[@shariceeskridge]

I'm dead.... lmao biiiitcchhhhh Yooo wiiiifffeeee (soulja boy voice)

[@creolequeen9983]

Why did I just choke on my coffee at the end??!??. I can sit and listen to you all day.....sterving it up.

[@CaliGirlSha]

I'm listening and driving and my mouf just hit the floor! Whew chil' that was juicier than an episode of the Young & Restless. Yes gawd, Dineva. You didn't ask and he didn't tell. Wife fish just gonna have to deal wif it! 🤣🤣🤣 No judgement, boo. 😘

[@kayrup3712]

Lol "wife fish" 🤣😂🤣

[@misseauxtis5105]

Lmao!! Sis "wife fish" got me weak!

[@toyamichelle]

"Call Back!" Ahhhh, I would've died!!!😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣

[@Indigo.422]

“I put a lil piece of cover around me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@missj9879]

BOOOOY, I hope there is an equally hilarious sequel to this story. 😂😂😂😂😂 This tickled me.

[@blessedb3226]

Woww! On the down low, and wife don't know..Smh!

[@kejuanlynette8531]

Scary as hell ain't it.

[@blessedb3226]

Right! Kejuan Lynette

[@lakyakellam5655]

Dineva is too funny! 😂😂 You just made my day!

[@ChampagnePapi1]

Dineva you slipped & said the name “Damon”!!! His wife gone kick yo ass 😂

[@teresaskillings-peterson2714]

He said our new neighbor!! Lol

[@tinesha2105]

Whet? 😂 I can always depend on you Funky Dineva for a good laugh😁 😂 and the best stories!

[@shopgirl10]

The real question is...did you tell your homegirl? 😂

[@tiyahclymer9780]

I’m in tears in the back of my Uber 😂😂😂😂😂. No judgment! Yasssssss Sis!

[@tayoncemercadale8964]

“Nessa girl please don’t judge me” 😂

[@jazzyb1719]

I am so proud of you're journey I love that you came back to KZbin

[@brittneypeters3493]

I got that gin in my system, somebody gonna be my victim!! I’ve grown since my college years.

[@stoyam7515]

Brittney Peters come through New Orleans!!!

[@audfosutv2500]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾

[@jhniyacampbell5286]

😂😂😂😂 you made my day. I know my coworker like what the hell she laughing at. Keep being you darling!

[@kkrs1999]

Now you know his wife was probably watching this, striving it up, and putting two and two together

[@Faahlew16]

Nessa Girl!!!!!!! I’m about 2 hunches late. But I need more stories😂🤣🤣🤣

[@piinkz30]

That is what makes things scary...these DL dudes NEED to let us know so we can choose smdh

[@kejuanlynette8531]

Exactly! I'm not judgmental, but I'm literally concerned for the health/safety of "Tim's" wife. That is not ok SMH. How long has this man been cheating on her with men. SMH

[@BS-ge5uj]

Yeah this is scary, not the men who sleep with 100s of women unprotectedly. Has 10 kids by 8 different women, because they love using protection. "Scary" code for HIV/Aids, as if they couldn't been safe and protected. Keep that same "scary" energy, when your man screwing half the block, because to me it sounds like old school homophobia hidden as concern.

[@patsymatthews2997]

Funky I am here for it 😂😂, Im gone need you to tell us stories with a lil mo regularity though hone !!

[@kimbronson3520]

Q you should rent out a club for a meet and greet with your fans. You can charge and make money while getting drunk for free!!

[@therealkoolaidandkale]

I know that is late as hell, but I'd fa SHO come. 😆 I just discovered him 2 weeks ago and have been binge- watching his videos ever since. 🤣 Hell, that's why I'm here! On a 2 yr-old video lmao.

[@bebe8358]

@@therealkoolaidandkale I’m rewatching and agree I would love an event with the opportunity to party with Dineva and friends 😂

[@craZbeauTful]

Hands down the best story teller! The ending though❣️❣️❣️😍

[@roslynreed4154]

Lmfao...Miss Kenny needs to be on your show

[@isarmawinter1816]

You for sure should do more more story times! Gratitude 💋💋💋

[@RJ-ur2dv]

Lawdt! Did Tim, "Mike friend with a Honda car down to the bar" see Tim "the freaky friend with the wife and kid" leave to mess with you? I wonder if anybody put 2 and 2 together and realize you had been 4 playing with both Tims that's apparently been "down with you like 4 flat tires with no rims?"

[@trishc8390]

👀

[@foreignbae4383]

Biiiihhh you pulled a Jordyn Woods!! Babyyyy that ending was everything 😂😂

[@brookroberson6084]

Look I’m sure we’ve all been their🙏🤔 No judging 👏🏽👏🏽

[@assyragiles9874]

😆😆😆😆. I laffed the whole tyme u were tellin dis smh

[@tibbytx1]

Sleeping with your friend's new man? Uhhh, no.

[@stayceblackston7665]

I ain't Nava been there but I'm thinking about it.lol

[@queenjj201]

Nawwww to the hell we ait.

[@sharontillery7483]

@@queenjj201 ppl0

[@tiaraclark8390]

Nessa girl I love these stories! Keep them coming 🤣🤗🤗🤗

[@capntenille03]

Biiiitch the plot twist done fuked up the thang

[@yhatcher0926]

Dinevas personal stories are SIMPLY THE BEST!!.. & Halarious!!... My fav was #thecrabsstory... I hollered!... Not at the misfortune but the delivery hunny, was priceless!!

[@MOBBTheRightWay]

I was watching you at dawn bar u was on ig ctfu....I knew u was gone have a story

[@kparks5232]

Honey I have watched this video at least 6 times!!! You are everything!!! Omg you know how to tell a damn story!

[@NaomiBrown1]

I giggled the whole time I watched this. #FunkyBunch

[@kayluv33]

That was a good little lunchtime story sis! You had me act in a damn fool open this commissary at work and I don’t know what to tell em😂😂😂😂

[@andreeallen3311]

Hunty the tea.!! I need a friend like you a total mess

[@nicki_nikki_nicky8056]

Bissshhhh!!!!!! what u gonna tell ur homegurllla...I am dying. You seriously need to write a book 😂 🤯😳

[@MsRed-0917]

Lol are you going to tell your friend????😂

[@nope_no_nunya.]

SHE KNOW NOW!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mstam2238]

LMBO! That last part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The down low life is real outchea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome storytime! Need more videos like this!

[@JM-qg9bo]

This should have been called I hunched a married man.... lawd lawd, his wife. Smh

[@maury2559]

In hollered at the end! 😱 😂 I am here for your truth. 🤣