Fighting Bear on his terms (no feinting, looking up or down, crouching or messer)

[@Stouty]

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[@ethantsai8261]

My first impression is not great, it's very little do to with actual mechanical skill and more ability management. There's a rock paper scissors ish thing here but it doesn't really matter when you can run away until you get your abilities. The progression system also doesn't seem very fun. Nobody will want to grind this game and there's an entire crafting system to access different weapons and such.

[@simonpitre7978]

@@ethantsai8261 No shit. Everyone knows its shit. Just free money for stouty

[@ethantsai8261]

@@simonpitre7978 he didn't actually feature much of the game on his channel so if someone doesn't know I don't want them to waste their time trying it.

[@simonpitre7978]

@@ethantsai8261 Fair enough. I just thought that it was common knowledge that these types of games are dog shit especially if its a big meme.

[@pepper2276]

@@ethantsai8261 gods work man

[@Yaboi27]

Man this is so unfair to Bear. For one, you can still see and hear. For another, you had a weapon. How shameful. Clearly, Stouty has been exposed.

[@georgiykireev9678]

"can see" is a bit of an exaggeration. It's like driving a ww1 tank

[@mrcombine7983]

I know like seriously stoutly has to play on his toasted cause it’s just not fair stoutly is such a fraud

[@chadshowdown9382]

Fighting bear on his own terms (no movement allowed, no parrying, rapier only)

[@benben8561]

Had a good laugh at that

[@sirrarethecrackhaed7350]

No visual activites allowed in bear's terms

[@JackeyBoyyy]

(turn screen off)

[@jcdentongaming1304]

that might actually be doable if you swing at the right time (can't remember the name of that mechanic rn)

[@loluntilmypie]

No mouse, WASD keys only, can only use your toes on keyboard

[@kermitai]

Its like fightning a discord admin but instead of fightning you just ban him

[@Stouty]

it's the thought that counts

[@CleanShavenPuffin]

Man I could destroy Stouty, if he couldn't move, attack, load into the game or be anywhere near a computer

[@VortexStolenName]

Fighting bear on his terms (no attacking, no feinting, no moving, no turning neck, eyes must be closed at all times, and PC must be turned off)

[@XanDubs]

“Is this supposed to be fps RuneScape” had me dead, thanks chat.

[@squirrelfart275]

LMAO 30 FOV was like fighting a shark through a submarine periscope

[@thescottishwookie7999]

I like how Stouty here just humiliates people who think they're hot shit and proceeds to make money off of the footage, you're doing the Lords work by bringing humility to these jokers

[@jetsnyc985]

When your cheating of course you will always win

[@thescottishwookie7999]

@@jetsnyc985 My guy, this was two years ago lmao

[@サリエリ-q5g]

@@jetsnyc985 who's cheating??

[@burningfrozenheartache]

@@jetsnyc985 youre the guy in the clip arent you

[@GarageHaruo]

Funniest thing was since he was watching your stream and knew you turned you fov all the way down, he did nothing but walk out of your vision and hit you ☠️☠️☠️

[@coolboy9979]

Next do: No feinting, no looking up or down, crouching, only aim on legs and only dagger, naked and tank as well

[@ridenberg]

No stabs as well

[@user-ft8wz3el5k]

Also inverted mouse

[@braden6986]

Naked, tank, dwarf, headshots only

[@silic8873]

Add on no movement as well, can’t touch keyboard or the mouse either

[@StrengthScholar0]

Yes... Yes... Dwarf is obviously too OP

[@RumpIeForeskln]

I'm guessing the $260 was not delivered as promised. SAD!

[@hampler6027]

That kid jsut lied to look cool knowing that he will win or add excuses after :))), the guy that have friends only from lies a d secretly use creative and xrey in friends mc servers

[@phoondos]

@@hampler6027 speak english

[@Nukacola12345]

It is american im pretty sire, wich shud be english

[@kinspower]

@@Nukacola12345 why does everyone have such shoddy speech in this comment section

[@flosonasty7320]

@@kinspower English prolly isn't their first language. How many do you speak/write WELL. 1.. thought so. Must be new to YT

[@Zamorok]

Got love how stouty wasn't allowed to use Y-axis movements, but Bear could

[@chucklesandwich2300]

bear was allowed to do anything he wanted and stouty couldn’t, yet bear still got farmed up till 30 FOV

[@ccsam1516]

He probably still felt satisfied with his wins

[@organicleaf]

tbf, i would be too after winning against someone like stouty, but im bad so that doesnt count i guess

[@thenoblepoptart]

Yeah it kind of sucks, makes you want to show up at their house with a messer IRL

[@garliconionshallot]

@@organicleaf would you feel good about beating up a mentally challenged mike tyson with 2 broken legs, a broken arm and one barely functioning eyeball? (no teeth either)

[@sydfromcanada5907]

Fighting bear on his own terms (uninstalling the game)

[@naruka777]

People say Mordhau isn't a fighting game but this has to be the most fighting game player interaction i've ever seen Lmao. Get his scrubby ass.

[@Taziod]

People say mordhau isn't a fighting game?

[@coolboy9979]

No, this happens in any game that is skill based and no luck, which are 1v1 games. Stuff like this also happens in AoE or Starcraft. If you got no team to blame, you gotta blame the game

[@stellabjerkered569]

@Charlie C. Dude that is the guy that balances the game. So hes complaining about something in a game that he balances

[@cruzerick]

@@stellabjerkered569 no it isnt

[@stellabjerkered569]

@@cruzerick what?

[@Mr__Chicken]

Duel me, but you can't feint, must wear a frogmouth helmet IRL and must have odd coloured socks on.

[@likeabossgaming5571]

Don't forget turning off all keybinds

[@cursedcontender]

C'mon Stout, you should've unbinded movement as a whole. I know you're better than this, but i'm afraid i'll have to dislike.

[@UndeadApocolypse]

Lmaooo the timestamp named "bear farm" though 🤣

[@NaN-noCZ]

Fighting Bear on his terms (no stabbing, no slashing, no parrying, no camera movement, no movement, no feinting, no kicking, no crouching, no jumping, no throwing, no armor, no perks, full motion blur, minimum FPS, minimum FoV, no weapon skins, no cosmetics, default character, default weapon materials, no voice changes, no fun, no voice lines, no weapon taunts, 100 ping minimum, no audio, minimum brightness, lowest graphics, only allowed to play with 1 hand, maul only, 0.10x weapon size)

[@IITJII95]

And he'd still lose

[@gorlab9549]

7:47 Dude tried talking like he wasn't Bear in the chat

[@Moshthun]

Once you put all those handicaps in place, it started looking like how my gameplay looks!

[@hexagonsun]

I watched bear rq his stream last month because he couldn't deal with evening star drags in ranked

[@Stouty]

that was an epic stream

[@PeteSaeRoy]

was that the one he laugh like joker ?

[@tobias064]

link plz? xd

[@snapp0]

So much copium. He's gonna overdose if he's not careful 😬

[@Im_TheSaint]

What´s the point of fighting if you have to hold back, this wasn't a fight, this was a coaching lesson or sparring practice.

[@NPC-ch3vw]

That Bear guy, looks like a head dev material to me.

[@enasnI99]

profile pic and comment is based

[@hary71]

Bear is such a manchild it's hilarious

[@GanzotheSecond]

“You’re only good because you use the basic mechanics of the game” 😂😂😂

[@2rad4rio]

In an alternate universe where melee slashers were created pre-Quake. Maybe instead of Doom 2 there is Daikatana (a non 3D version), and it's a smash hit for it's unique swordplay, becoming an instant classic and one of the most influential games to ever exist. With the release of Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (except like 10 years earlier), it's 3D graphics and gameplay that just builds off the already existing classics, the genre takes off as the biggest in gaming. Now FPS games are all that anybody is making (First Person *Swinger* that is). Now modern day, and First Person Swingers still dominate the market, but unfortunately most that do don't keep all the roots from the originals, leaving some quite tired of the genre. Steam is littered with these First Person Swinger games, some good, some bad. AAA studios have modernized them, leaving fans of the classics to be left with nothing (although there has been a resurgence of the more classic type of First Person Swingers in indie studios that have been dominating their own smaller market). The Esports scene is dominated by them and wouldn't even exist without. And Mordhau, Mordhau, well, Mordhau doesn't exist. After Dark Messiah there was another, very influential game called "Half-Swing". This "Half-Swing" game ran off the "Swource" engine, which spawned the home of many mods. Eventually, a mod named "Age of Machine" was released. Although a bit clunky, it's was unique with it's use of guns allowing it to gain a following. After this, we see a sequel to Age of Machine called, "Machine: Modern Warfare", which was an absolute successor, and the birthplace of many, what we call "firearm-shooter" fans. Machine: Modern Warfare was slowly neglected by it's developers. A player named "squeeze" who had actually already developed a patch for Machine: Modern Warfare" to enhance the game ended up working with a group of people to develop a *supposed* successor to Machine: Modern Warfare called "Sidegrip". So Mordhau doesn't exist because the melee genre was already on top, meaning that events that lead to Mordhau had a completely different kind of outcome.

[@warlordtf9608]

Hexen and Hexen 2. Both predate Quake 2 and have some modicum of melee combat. But for the Doom Engine what do you expect? But understand, instead of doom 2 you'd have Lo Wang. Daikatana would need to wait another another 4 years to even get a sniff of the quake2 an entity that wouldn't exist without the foundation of a shooting game. However you enjoy whatever game you choose to enjoy, and if this was meant to be a joke. Heh. Funny. But if Shooters never existed Carmac and Romero prolly would'nt've made the doom engine, carmac probably would have went on to make the Quake engine regardless, and Daikatana would stay in development hell for an undisclosed duration. Or maybenot, seeing as romero wouldn't be a rockstar for making doom. So the general quality of games you're looking at are things like Hexen and Shadow Warrior. I'm sure there are ample other titles out there that have a take on melee combat, but I'm just giving examples. The reality is, in a world without shooting games, development of those titles you predated by a decade would more likely get pushed further back. Cause you don't need to innovate rendering technology if you only need to load a quantity of people in a small area.

[@2rad4rio]

@@warlordtf9608 Well in my comment I'm talking about an alternate universe where melee slashers were created pre-Quake. Maybe instead of Doom 2 there is Daikatana (a non 3D version), and it's a smash hit for it's unique swordplay, becoming an instant classic and one of the most influential games to ever exist. With the release of Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (except like 10 years earlier), it's 3D graphics and gameplay that just builds off the already existing classics, the genre takes off as the biggest in gaming. Now FPS games are all that anybody is making (First Person Swinger that is). Now modern day, and First Person Swingers still dominate the market, but unfortunately most that do don't keep all the roots from the originals, leaving some quite tired of the genre. Steam is littered with these First Person Swinger games, some good, some bad. AAA studios have modernized them, leaving fans of the classics to be left with nothing (although there has been a resurgence of the more classic type of First Person Swingers in indie studios that have been dominating their own smaller market). The Esports scene is dominated by them and wouldn't even exist without. And Mordhau, Mordhau, well, Mordhau doesn't exist. After Dark Messiah there was another, very influential game called "Half-Swing". This "Half-Swing" game ran off the "Swource" engine, which spawned the home of many mods. Eventually, a mod named "Age of Machine" was released. Although a bit clunky, it's was unique with it's use of guns allowing it to gain a following. After this, we see a sequel to Age of Machine called, "Machine: Modern Warfare", which was an absolute successor, and the birthplace of many, what we call "firearm-shooter" fans. Machine: Modern Warfare was slowly neglected by it's developers. A player named "squeeze" who had actually already developed a patch for Machine: Modern Warfare" to enhance the game ended up working with a group of people to develop a supposed successor to Machine: Modern Warfare called "Sidegrip". So Mordhau doesn't exist because the melee genre was already on top, meaning that events that lead to Mordhau had a completely different kind of outcome.

[@warlordtf9608]

@@2rad4rio Firstly, copying and pasting the inital comment is exceptionally lazy. Secondly, I was poking holes in the very logic, and redressing them with a splash of reality. But if your entire prose is to postulate that in a melee-centric gaming field would a game like mordhau get made? Well, For Honor got made didn't it? So yeah, actually it would.

[@2rad4rio]

@@warlordtf9608 Firstly, copying and pasting the inital comment is exceptionally lazy. Secondly, I was poking holes in the very logic, and redressing them with a splash of reality. But if yo

[@politiciancranberry]

@@2rad4rio when you get destroyed by facts and logic and resort to copy pasting like some litte kid LOL

[@thisdarkone996]

It took the theft of stoutys vision for bear to even make a dent

[@earlredclaw1715]

So, from what I've learned, only console players can lose to Bear.

[@ThatMS]

Nah i play with controller and have beaten him a couple times :l

[@gunther1692]

@@ThatMS I didn't think I would find you here, I'm that level 38 guy that likes to use the battle axe that you helped like a month or two ago my disc got disabled for no reason Rage#3976

[@ThatMS]

@@gunther1692 oh shit what happened bro

[@gunther1692]

@@ThatMS nvm lmao discord signed me out of my acc and wouldn't let me sign in it said "email not formal" or some shit after I have been in that acc for 4 months maybe 5 and let me sign back in a few hours later, this happened randomly discord literally Sussy impostered my ass when I did nothing

[@ThatMS]

@@gunther1692 lmao "sussy impostered my ass" i have not heard that one may i steal?

[@yon2186]

Impeccable music choice, kinda tweaked me out as I'm afking on runescape while watching.

[@DanteSanada]

This guy sounds like the worst bear ever. They're hereby excommunicated from the brotherhood of bears

[@slumberingpierrot2967]

This reminds me of playing 007 on the game cube with my lil cousin. I would set his health and armour to double, and he'd lose his shit when he still got destroyed.

[@megavore97]

The "glaucoma vision" part made me laugh so hard LOL

[@mrcombine7983]

Bruh no one mentioned it but bear is sooooo pathetic, literally started making fun of some dudes dead mom, like seroiulsy shows you what type of guy this dude is. 5:42

[@Kafson]

Damn Stouty, getting those sponsorships now.

[@SpaceEmperorGenos]

i saw the crude cuirass and already knew where this was going

[@NitroSperg]

this kid got cleaned for his bank at the duel arena

[@Stouty]

bank PK

[@benben8561]

I choked and cried laughing; thanks for this gem.

[@unbelievablegoblin]

if you played on lan he'd say the sun is blinding him

[@Terpenti]

So next time it will be no sprinting/walking/rmb/lmb?

[@brassbucket1998]

"Maybe with two arms and one leg tied... No, not even then"

[@tekkers7506]

bear could use some stouty coaching

[@mrdandy9838]

Fighting Bear on his terms (no feinting, looking up or down, Wii remote)

[@CalSprigley]

Papalime’s Harry Potter build always makes me laugh

[@MariusGillette]

my god he ALWAYS has something to say

[@lardthing7417]

Absolutely, without a single doubt, based.

[@hahariley]

quite literally insane in the membrane

[@maltt8715]

no feint, no parry, final destination, fox only

[@maysterre]

No feinting, crounching, looking up or down or messer - in short, fighting like a real man

[@doodle808]

Stouty just underhand accelled non stop idk what’s more impressive him losing or stouty managing to get enjoyment from that

[@littletweeter1327]

Finally this vid came out. Shit was so funny

[@Skiian360]

I got a good chuckle out of this one, thanks for appeasing this guy for our amusement hahaha

[@oscarlove4394]

30 fov is game journalist mode

[@pod9363]

This is actually a really good exercise cuz ur forced to only work with swing manipulation.

[@classic4180]

banged out by the champ

[@hatcheet9555]

UPLOAD MORE SONGS PLEPASLEPASLEPASEPLEASE!!!

[@NuttyS404]

great job stouty, very epic!

[@JustADadsValorantAcademy]

I'm assuming his next complaint "YoU uSeD yOuR sWoRd"

[@Peckh]

like one of those kids who keeps changing the rules every time they lose

[@TakedownO44]

Poor Stouty... Being a god at a dead game.

[@Yaboi27]

I wonder how Stouty would deal with firing squad. Basically a row or two of players shooting or throwing stuff at him. Or, just how Stputy deals with projectiles in general.

[@dj_vanx]

right click

[@Crackdoza_lol]

Bear must be really sad, he finds excuses for losing against basically someone playing on a wii remote after all these handicaps

[@starseed-]

Hilarious, can’t believe you almost killed them with 30fov

[@barristanselmy2758]

Fighting bear on his own terms. Rules have changed Stout, you have to fight me with a dagger, naked peasant, no crouch, no up or down, no feint. Stab only no drag either.

[@6Globin]

this guy must be doing a little trolling

[@breeakmyhead]

stay smol, teddy bear

[@star-pn4hz]

What the hell is gamble parrying

[@xXSlyfoxMinionXx]

If you squint really hard this game almost looks fun

[@notsopointlessblogs9420]

MVP Uncle, that Lumbago got him skills

[@RemyVonLion]

The sponsored game looks like a f2p For Honor, awesome.

[@sneakymilkman4203]

0:05 how was he able to faint so late

[@Brunomeleegod]

Legit best video ever hahaha

[@yes2402]

That was unfair. Use a steering wheel next time

[@waffleotter388]

"No feinting, looking up or down, crouching or messer" Don't have to call out my main move :(

[@stillhere4165]

Huzzah, another gift besow'd upon us! Blessings upon thee, Lord Stouty!

[@twinsketchy8945]

stouty you should've swapped your lmb with your rmb

[@followingtheroe1952]

You are basically playing with 1993 Doom controls on DOS

[@SalahMay]

Dunno why but this music slaps too the fighting Very pog

[@bigguy9579]

"gambling" is such a shit excuse literally all techniques involve gambling

[@hugoc4707]

he should stick to cheating in cs

[@Sk0lzky]

Also no drags or accels, combos, chambers or kicks

[@Thebadassowl]

And here I thought I was bad… jesus.

[@Pekonimaisteri]

4:19 for the intro part

[@prestonjohnson1343]

“I can beat you if you limit yourself to the most basic movements In the game.”

[@redtheyiffer]

To be fair chivalry and mordhau became really obnoxious with unintended movements

[@supasoljas7824]

@@redtheyiffer it's basically why I left, I was hoping for something mostly realistic and then I saw a crossbowman spinning with a shield on his back

[@Chilliestjoker]

@@supasoljas7824 thats what made you leave?? lmfaoo i can only imagine

[@dbio305]

@@supasoljas7824 I can’t even bro, why would you leave over that?

[@Dibbles115]

@@dbio305 of all the things 💀. Not black messer with odd animations, not greatsword animations looking like feints, no rapier drag stabbing, just a guy spinning

[@mrman31760]

sooo basically stand there so he can hit you. ultra realistic.

[@davidesser1444]

the fucking runescape music made it so much better lmao!

[@Pururin_Purin]

bear cope

[@adeveth]

hi purin!!! I'm Adeveth

[@Pururin_Purin]

@@adeveth you are adeveth

[@Avztyn]

When you're playing against that one kid who won't admit you're just better so you give him all the handicaps

[@gortmo]

fighting bear on his own terms (smashing my router with a hammer and going to live in a cabin in the woods)

[@Helrikk]

These are the kinds of players that kill games like this.

[@BevvRatBites]

Stouty genuinely seems like one of the nicest and most interesting of top mordhau players. It is a shame that he's Euro so our only interaction was him raiding a duel server I was in before complaining about American ping and leaving.

[@areallyboredguy5825]

The RuneScape rune crafting music 😩

[@mishkinknyaz]

6:45 lol

[@Sir_PantsareoffYT]

This RuneScape update looks fire

[@mrmugoo5950]

People that make excuses for every single loss/mistake/etc will never grow as a player. It may save your ego in your own mind, but to the rest of the world watching, you reveal a major character flaw that hinders your own ability to grow. This applies to so much more then mordhau!

[@Stayinthegrave]

stouty best by alot get banged out bear lad

[@masitey669]

Bear cope bear cope bear cope

[@TengizAdamashvili]

he never paid $250?

[@noggin8216]

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