STRAIGHT PEOPLE, I HAVE NO WORDS... | NOAHFINNCE

[@floofiee]

all i needed to hear today was "hello underachievers"

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@Eepyeves]

@finniscoolguys same

[@Ashtheredfox]

IS THAT A KAMISHIRO RUI!?

[@floofiee]

@@Ashtheredfox YES

[@Potatoking445]

its been to long

[@Aspentherat]

I know somebody who thought you were transphobic because of the Lovely Ladies song and I laughed out loud when they told me that.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@finneth]

​@@p-__bro why you in every comment saying this shii 🤣🤣

[@XxMels_HeartxX]

That's crazy💀💀💀

[@SkibidiMcfart]

@@p-__ LIAR

[@THEONlyGOOdmemes32]

@@p-__ dude I've seen you on August the ducks videos

[@asherapparently]

immediate jojo siwa jumpscare holy shit ??

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@trixIsHere1]

@@p-__really weird thing to say

[@leonardochapman4736]

@@trixIsHere1 it's a bot

[@trixIsHere1]

@@leonardochapman4736 I know but it’s still weird

[@r0tt3np4wz]

@@p-__ erm actually i have the best farts 🙄

[@caffe1neoverdose]

I remember once I got asked my pronouns and I said they/them and some old man cursed me out because I'm "a child" and shouldn't be identifying as something else than gender binaries and asked me my genitals. Now who's the groomer

[@oof2073]

imagine asking someone a question and being unhappy when they answer it 😍😍😍

[@momsspaghetti-sd9sn]

I'm so sorry he asked you that!!How dare he ask a person and especially a kid what is in their pants!

[@momsspaghetti-sd9sn]

​@@oof2073from what I understood reading the comment the man didn't ask them their pronouns but yeah he still had no right to react like that and asked them what's in their pants

[@oof2073]

@@momsspaghetti-sd9sn my bad, kinda fumbled the joke

[@Soggy_Dave]

I used to be like that getting mad at people for being like you, but now that I've started improving my life and starting to work out, my self hatred went (mostly) away. Now I'm not conservative, but I still kinda find the transgender stuff weird, but then again, live your life as you want. We're all flawed, but as long as you're a good person, you're fine.

[@greenland_shark_2009]

first guy spent TWO YEARS IN SINGAPORE?! HE WAS LIVING IN MY CITY AND I DIDN'T KNOW?? time to lock the doors guys-

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@Artemis_the_gremlin64]

@@p-__dude…you did this with Vivsiepop too- why are you everywhere? Your farts are not that good man.

[@BluestHypnotist]

@@p-__ I'm the fart king. You cannot beat me.

[@xiaoming73]

I'm from sg too

[@catdownthestreet]

​@@p-__ you say that but you still aren't the guy whose farts were so bad his wife divorced him over it

[@nottomass]

its masculine to fear a guy in the sky who can fly and wears a pink bow tie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@sweetteaaaa3894]

@@p-__ you are just so inmature.

[@Archiver_Studio]

It's masculine to wear the pink boetie and fly, because you are stronger than those around you

[@Archiver_Studio]

@TKiller-je4uf So? Just cuz women like it, doesn't make it feminine, just cuz men like the colour blue or red, doesn't make them masculine Colours aren't gendered, they're just COLOURS! If I wanna wear a pink body suit then I can, cuz I am comfortable in my identity

[@Archiver_Studio]

@TKiller-je4uf Still, they aren't gendered colours No colour is gendered, not really

[@peaches65835]

"I bet this guy smells" I snorted my drink out my nose. Well done.

[@CoraFrances]

Yep. I snorted/ choked on my pb&j sandwich. 😂

[@Barkinglikeiwantitbbg]

@@CoraFrances holy shit, I was just eating a PB&J

[@caden4858]

so sorry for your loss, my deepest condolences 🕊 ..

[@OrngeTlger]

"He's spreading like a disease" made me laugh so much harder than it should've 😭

[@IrregularityRowan]

Like the plauge

[@isaacevilman7586]

Fun fact! The study conducted that determined that female fertility drops off after age 30 was performed in (and I’m not joking about this) 1700s France. The CONSTANTLY repeated talking point about women becoming “less valuable” after 30 comes from a study performed 100 years before doctors started regularly washing their hands.

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

Well, I wonder why they wouldn’t use updated studies to back up their claims? We that’s the best part, because just like this study, these idiots are outdated

[@missmarta27]

wait why don't they educate us on stuff like this... also i feel like a new study should be done so that it's medically accurate?

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

@@missmarta27 oh my sweet summer child. Many people take this common misconception as fact, even scientists. So no, the study hasn’t been redone.

[@psychnoodles]

Something I noticed from the TikTok asking those guys what pronouns they use is that cis people don’t really think about their gender. It’s like an invisible factor to them entirely, so asking them what their pronouns are catches them off guard because it’s something they never had to recognise or consider before since to them it seems “obvious” (since like heteronormativity or white privilege, it’s the “default”). Oh to be cis and never questioning gender and their sense of self~

[@Belladonnacore]

As an asexual, I can confirm what is in someones pants is not my business.

[@SunIsLost]

Based Ace take! Another Ace approves.

[@Belladonnacore]

@@SunIsLost Yeah. Aces unite.

[@KindlyKalen]

Hello.

[@SpicyMacaroniDevil]

@@KindlyKalen hai

[@catdownthestreet]

Hello aces 👋

[@found.in.mushrooms420]

That "hello underachievers" can completely change my whole mood. luv u noah❤❤❤❤ genuinely you've helped me so so much with my coming out and accepting myself♡

[@Moxziii]

we love being queer and using silly emojis ! ! 🔥✨💫🎉💖🐺🍭🎊🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🍥🌟

[@found.in.mushrooms420]

@Moxzii_isnt_real YES you get it 💗😻👾🦝🐩⚘️🏳️‍🌈✨️🍄💅🍓🍪🍩

[@Sinx-Ce]

​@@Moxziii 🐺? The alpha wolf?

[@Finnley-supports-translives]

Lately I have been studying a species known as "Heterosapians." These creatures are odd. Unlike their Homosapian counter parts, they seem to enjoy bland music with bangos and fiddles over the modern style. They often follow a pattern of going to a large white building, putting their hands together, and sleeping upright. Though not all of them do this. Many of them speak of this person named "Donald Trump", and I believe that may be who they are worshiping. They're odd creatures indeed... I will continue my research. Have a good day (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

[@NoahTheHumanFlea]

Have a good gay*

[@Simon.Lewis.but.in.queer_34]

They also tend to be a little inconsiderate towards different mind views, and some of them are actually very scared of us homosapiens. Did you yet get the chance to study one in a laboratory?

[@sadsbarn]

Quite strange, please update us with your findings.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@NoahTheHumanFlea]

@@p-__ my farts are better than your farts

[@LynIsVerySnazzy]

“You have such strong hands……for a slender man” -Dylan O’Brien to Thomas Brodie-Sangster

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@mythicphenx7186]

I understood that reference!!😂

[@VasoBrd]

@LynIsVerySnazzy I LOVE YOU FOR THIS COMMENT

[@trulyunknowable]

That final Andrew Tate clip sounded to me like it started with the normal transphobia you'd expect from people like him, but then evolved into acceptance, not only of trans women, but also trans men as well! Once he mentioned Hulk Hogan, my brain immediately rephrased the question of a 10/10 trans woman versus a 1/10 trans man, and good for Tate for being accepting of trans people!!

[@chloearmstrong9535]

I'm straight and I fucking love your videos, some are funny, some are true and most of the time they are so entertaining and interesting

[@bottomofastairwell]

There's being straight and then there's being one of THE straights. You're just straight, but not one of THE STRAIGHTS

[@ninjawizard3865]

Not super straight clearly....

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@ninjawizard3865 Super straight isn't real, it's just a desperate way for toxic heteros to try and override innocent queers The usual >_>

[@bottomofastairwell]

@@ninjawizard3865 so in order to be completely straight, one can't watch entertaining youtube videos?

[@ninjawizard3865]

@bottomofastairwell 1 who is super straight don't watch Gay shit.

[@lim3eE3]

the second i saw jojo siwa i knew i would agree w him.

[@Aadadhya_snal123]

Ok

[@LesbianKimDokja]

so real

[@lim3eE3]

@@LesbianKimDokja HOLY SHIT KIM DOKJA??

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@Eepyeves]

FR

[@ConfusedPengu1n]

that first guy was straight and straight to the point and I mean that in the most condescending way possible.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@wilddave18073]

@p-__ How do you quantify the quality of a fart? I mean, what is it that you are measuring to determine whose are better? Unless you're specifically measuring volume or molecular makeup, how do you make that determination? And, are those even qualities you would use to determine whose are better? Next time, you should show your proof so that we may all know that your farts are, indeed, better than Noah's. Maybe a formula we can all use to determine who has the better farts.

[@ConfusedPengu1n]

@@wilddave18073 oh my god your response was amazing I love you

[@Tanyiishka]

@@p-__ P-! P-! THEY'RE HEREEEEW!!!

[@leavesamerica]

IM LOVING THE HAIR NOAHHHH

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@drakerjftm7]

"very *straight* up, letting people know what you're about *straight* to the point"

[@SillyLizardTori]

When you yelled agender king I legit busted out laughing, too funny lol

[@xjust.millieeex]

LITERALLY LISTENING TO HIS MUSIC AND THEN HE POSTS 👏

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@xjust.millieeex]

@@p-__ you’re everywhere 😭

[@kuki2800]

@@p-__ dude leave noah alone plssss

[@ashtonhickman9737]

was literally at the isle of wight when he posted i freaked out because i had no wifi and i couldn’t watch it

[@sketchaycat]

That last one was UNCOMFORTABLE like I see what he's going for but all I can think is I don't want your hand sweat in my coffee!!!

[@BeautyMonster1000]

Rule for my future kids: Don't sh*t on stuff! That is all. 🤣

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Metaphorically and physically

[@THETRUEAMIR]

Except toilet bowls

[@ash3r00]

I have a little story time about a cis guy from a larping camp I've been to if anyone wants to read it: So in the beginning of every camp with the travel company that organizes the larping camps, there is an introduction where you say your name, pronouns and some random fact about yourself. Like you sit in a circle and everyone introduces themselves. So when it came to that guy he said his name and the random fact, so the larp master asked him what his pronouns were since he didn't say them, and he said: "ermmm... normal?"

[@LemonBlep]

what..

[@MAX.IS.K00L]

Omg I love the blonde streak in the hair

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@MAX.IS.K00L]

@@p-__ no..not you again..

[@P0pt4rt_P1x13]

@@p-__ no mine are

[@StarryTheWeirdo]

Im a really big fan of you!💅 as a part of the lgbtqia+ you have really helped me with being who I am. Thank you.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@HelloT-v2t]

why are you so brainwashed you are gay

[@HelloT-v2t]

idc how you feel what you are but you are gay and you should be ashamed about that

[@justmae121]

@@p-__Excuse me sir what the fuck

[@sequentially_gaming5628]

Occasionally I panic... Has anyone checked on the straight people? SOMEONE CHECK ON THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE

[@crypticconfection]

14:06 he tried so hard to be transphobic he ended up being an ally

[@NoraOShea-h8h]

4:27 And to the lady who posted that “you’re going to end up in a nursing home, you have no choice.”

[@aced_asher]

I really needed this right now- I'm exausted as hell and watching a new vid by you made me feel much better- love your content and so glad to watch you having fun

[@Eepyeves]

Fr

[@Bearded-dragon-nerd]

I clicked on this video as soon as i saw the notification

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@oaks_tree6565]

LOVE YOUR HAIR!! (You are my gender envy❤️)

[@SSNAKEXEE]

factsss

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@mycatsnameischeeto]

he’s so my gender evny ❤️

[@NonPop-u3i]

Same

[@Samuel-rv5hw]

I absolutely love the guy saying “I use the one in the English language can you give me examples?” And than “I’m probably a he” that was so cute ahahaha

[@patriciamartins6442]

"I can hear his bones vibrating" got me so hard 😂😂

[@3XASPERATED_T33N9]

" I felt a little gay" sounds like something friend would say to me at the beginning of class.😀

[@Ray0fLif3]

Ok, I haven’t even watched a minute of this yet but GOD am happy to have found a cool trans guy that creates content and music. Like, I need this in my life :)

[@TatiPedraza]

Noah es genial, me alegra que hayas encontrado su canal. ❤

[@elizabethivy1337]

That coffee clip was a violation 💀

[@chrispambo1539]

ISTG, would using a spoon have cut his balls off ?

[@absynthe9820]

@@elizabethivy1337 you should watch some of those videos. Hot guys simulating sex with food 🥵 it's like softcore porn.

[@dadzawa593]

he fr knows how to distract me from my dysphoria

[@radi0-pass1ve]

ANDREW TATE TRANS ALLY CONFIRMED

[@ConfusedOctorok]

11:43 guys its a pun ITS A PUN "im not gonna part of ypur cis-stem"

[@Acksolotl2123]

@@ConfusedOctorok funny bc "I," "me," and "myself" are all pronouns tho

[@Alastairtheawesome2024]

YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS HAHAHA

[@sammi.11037]

“hello underachievers” lifts my whole entire mood lol 🩷

[@10000Hawks]

Smash cutting to buff guy fearing god is new peak of comedy

[@blood-soup]

Lmfaoooo this killed me 💀💀💀💀

[@your_local_stray_rat]

just letting y'all know ive reported a handful of those comments saying 'my farts are better than noah's farts'

[@kleiinja]

W

[@ItsKadelyn]

W

[@anitab5554]

W

[@Golden_Tatsuru]

W Also, Link?!?! What are you doing on yt?? GO SAVE HYRULE

[@Autistic_Sandw1ch.official]

W

[@bleh3.2]

I love the what are your pronouns videos because I just find it hilarious to watch transphobic cis people struggle, like 'oh I don't do that pronoun thing' a win for the agenders, I jut like when they go out of their way to be transphobic and end up looking silly

[@fatherless8748]

"he sounds like he smells." is so real😭

[@WokeyWokeyLiberalClub]

I don't support That his hair looks better than mine, seriously his hair slays

[@Sharks-x1j]

I know lol

[@VasoBrd]

@@WokeyWokeyLiberalClub it absa-fucking-lutely does, dude

[@ka_l_i]

I've been a fan for a long while and i feel like you're getting cooler every vid omg 😭😭💜

[@Sisithehuman]

BRO I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING IT HAD BEEN A WHILE SINCE A NEW NOAH VID!!!!

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@Asp3n_fluff]

Every time I see ur hair I’m lowkey amazed and jealous

[@SunnyRoll-s6x]

The way I literally screamed with the jojo jumpscare

[@babywiththeblueeyes]

The title actually had me jumping up and down!!!!! I miss these videos.

[@SSNAKEXEE]

YAYAYAY NEW VIDEO luv ur videos noahhhh!11!!1

[@szymonp1701]

~ 15:08 man really said "OBJECTION!!!"

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@szymonp1701]

@TKiller-je4uf are you saying that Tandrew Ate is a woman? 🤨

[@mycatsnameischeeto]

noah you hair looks so good omg goals frr!!!!!

[@GorillazGang23]

RAHHHH YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD 🔥🔥🔥 (I may use as inspo)

[@-Mewoscarada-]

When I saw the guy fingering the coffee all I could think was "STOP FINGERING MY COFFEE SIR!"

[@foolishprimrose]

Andrew Tate validating trans women? Is this a parallel universe

[@Mi_artist_21]

I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR SM‼️

[@Aleksiway]

"What pronouns do you use?" "None. I-" And there you go

[@Amane0110]

No I can't! That one "Freedom😊" and that british, devilish, innocent little smile of yours after that at 2:49. It's cute and hilarious at the same time 😂❤

[@gee_on_wheels]

NOAHFINNCE post, Depression cured😂

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Noah’s farts 💨

[@Gernot66]

To me it looks rather like the next stage of depression, you will see.

[@justmae121]

@@p-__I’ve seen you in multiple replies saying the same thing and I need to know what is wrong with you

[@Cherry_St4rs]

This man makes my day 💛

[@NagitosimpUwU]

IF THIS IS EHAT I THINK IT IS YAY😍❤️ IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER OF THESE FOR LIKE 69420 YEARS (also happy pride)

[@Yourlocalwerido.]

Hearing “hello underachievers” Made my day ily Noah 🫶🏽

[@thegrimmyreaper]

10:22 - You're wearing a sunprotective shirt to the beach?! How dare you not get skin cancer like a real man 😡

[@xplodigoat]

My mom: "My kid has to like their opposite gender!" Me: Becomes pan, poly, and genderfluid.

[@GorillazGang23]

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING INVITED TO PLAY BLUDFEST

[@rey.0oi]

Nothing is better than a new video from you and Jamie after a bad day

[@Imsecretlygerardway]

YESS NOAH IMA WATCH THIS TONIGHT

[@Iris_thetiger03]

my friend saw you posted and was very excited so im saying hello from them... HI! :3

[@Fern_is_not_real]

I LOVE THE HAIR NOAH OMLLL

[@tobeebaguley7228]

The fact you’re playing at BLUDFEST is legend! Go you!

[@BassSavvy]

8:44 this man had an entire awakening-

[@z3phy3r_dr3am]

My mum: Are you doing your homework? Me, whilst watching this video and making rope halters for my model horses: Yup!

[@VFM_of]

The last guy didn't even stir the drink...he just violated the poor coffee..

[@yublydubly]

Noah, you taught me a lot about my community and I have watched you for years❤

[@Pardofelis-ks8zo]

7:57 it was so interesting to have the vision of a man discovering he might be a little bit gay

[@Skyewalia]

the lovely ladies music video was all i ever needed and more x

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

I love Noah, it’s just chaos always in his videos which is amazing ❤❤❤🤭

[@Sleep_deprived_ozzy]

YASSSSSS!!! NEW VIDEO!!!👏👏👏

[@Wonderhoy-er]

4:22 what if the “son” likes females, but not romantically, but more like he wants to be one? Did you ever think of that? _(I think I found a lil loophole for trans people)_

[@the_kurtquette_zombie]

i love noahs videos. they make me feel great and the 'hello underachievers' at the start makes me so happy (i sometimes say hello back lol'

[@Floofyflouf]

The last one made me so uncomfortable lmao 😭

[@officialikeaman5097]

Me and my partner are booked for bloodfest! We were already so excited, my partner called me up when the rest of the artists were releasied and just showed me that you were gonna be in it! He knew how much i loved watching you and that i was upset i missed you because of my exams last year! Cant wait to see you in August!

[@piercethecoffee]

IM LOVING THE NEW NOAH HAIR AHHHH

[@jumokemustapha6469]

The level of sarcasm in this video is everything.... honestly love this videos please don't stop making them😔

[@evanrobinson373]

Saw you at Download Noah, you were awesome 😁

[@cannedmusic]

This presentation put a huge smile on my face, and I needed it. Thank you.

[@Montesama314]

"Dear heterosexuals. You aren't that bad." Aww, thanks.

[@kINGGUERRERO-g7g]

What have we done Bad?

[@Montesama314]

@user-ii1kt5rq1g I'm joking. Well, yeah, some straight and closeted queer folks have targeted queer people over the years for hate. But obviously, that's not an "all straight people" thing.

[@Bubble_Kayl36]

OMG i didnt know you had a yt channel!! my fav song is lifes a bit, like its one of my fav ever

[@MissMoontree]

"I use the ones that are in the English vocabulary" Well, he's technically correct. He does use all those in daily speech.

[@lilithfoulis1109]

As I was watching this my noah finnce merch arrived ❤❤❤❤ LOVE YOU NOAH

[@Kit_Catsfyp]

I fucking love this man's vids as a trans woman. helpful to see other happy trans people

[@MyriczaTheMMM]

hes a trans MAN btw

[@MyriczaTheMMM]

trans men are men and trans women are women is how it goes (not tryna be rude just a bit of education wont hurt)

[@legs1870]

THE JOJO JUMPSCARE HELP😭😭 ALSO YOUR NEW HAIRSTYLE LOOKS AMAZING :3

[@szymonp1701]

Hair goals right here

[@JohnTaylor-hd6oj]

Noah video depression cured - ILY so much noahhhhhhhhhh 😊😊😊

[@thejunkdrawerqueen]

my dream is to have a tik tok account where i make gay satire posts like these (9:46) where it’s a super gay video and the text is like “god wants women to love men” while the video is of this lesbian couple at the altar…

[@magalita336]

I've been watching your videos for 6 years and I am a fan. Keep up the wonderful work.

[@Astro._.wasnothere]

Love your music, keep up the good work!