Why You Should Join the Thalmor!

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StraightUpIrish

StraightUpIrish

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@alicegille3496
@alicegille3496 6 жыл бұрын
_How much did it hurt to make this video?_
@noscopinggiraffe7459
@noscopinggiraffe7459 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@jjsouls6986
@jjsouls6986 4 жыл бұрын
It felt so good. He is swarming with pride.
@bespit6654
@bespit6654 6 жыл бұрын
*Made by the Thalmor Media Department*
@kevindaniel8119
@kevindaniel8119 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@-smp-scientificmethodpersp838
@-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 5 жыл бұрын
Heil Thalmor. Das ist beste! Lol Propaganda fascist way
@bruhmomentium9
@bruhmomentium9 4 жыл бұрын
@theplayboymaster oh great, an thalmor nazi
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomentium9 wait I thought they all where nazis
@nathancook8426
@nathancook8426 Жыл бұрын
@@eggflaireon7918 correct fascists during WW2 didn't really care about race even after Italy became a puppet government for the Nazis Near the end were Nazis on the other hand though everyone less as subhuman besides the German people
@下佐粉チャネル
@下佐粉チャネル 6 жыл бұрын
StraightUpIrish, if you're being held captive, then blink
@ghostasian9807
@ghostasian9807 6 жыл бұрын
Seems familiar i think i heard this before On a show called just shoot me
@zhedominator7169
@zhedominator7169 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao i remember simething like this happened 2 years ago
@danichisum
@danichisum 6 жыл бұрын
*blink*
@l0ker507
@l0ker507 6 жыл бұрын
It's all part of an elaborate plan to infiltrate the Thalmor.
@imdone8243
@imdone8243 5 жыл бұрын
How can you see if he blinked?
@Synicizm
@Synicizm 6 жыл бұрын
How much Skooma have you had?
@lxykon9011
@lxykon9011 5 жыл бұрын
*301 likes no replys*
@theweredragon9887
@theweredragon9887 5 жыл бұрын
To much
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 5 жыл бұрын
All of em....all of em
@imdone8243
@imdone8243 5 жыл бұрын
Give me sum of that shit. Needit
@thalmorjusticiar1275
@thalmorjusticiar1275 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you see?! Elven supremacy is the only truth!
@Ian-oe9wp
@Ian-oe9wp 6 жыл бұрын
Nazeem is a thalmor informant
@bradleydelay
@bradleydelay 6 жыл бұрын
No he jus wanna be T O U C H E D S O F T L Y
@Vairyehil
@Vairyehil 6 жыл бұрын
There are far more informers than you think, little one.
@visse3615
@visse3615 5 жыл бұрын
Thank god i always kill him whenever i enter Whiterun the first time on new characters
@catshark0076
@catshark0076 5 жыл бұрын
NAZEEM EATS BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@stevefilms1997
@stevefilms1997 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why he’s such a hero
@treemasterbob
@treemasterbob 6 жыл бұрын
*[Sharpens Wuuthrad]*
@Hacker-pt3wm
@Hacker-pt3wm 6 жыл бұрын
I would jojn that party! Slay the elves!
@robin6469
@robin6469 6 жыл бұрын
Let's go boys!
@bespit6654
@bespit6654 6 жыл бұрын
*Puts on blades armour*
@obsidianv3
@obsidianv3 6 жыл бұрын
Khajiit guards your back!
@nathandamaren2093
@nathandamaren2093 6 жыл бұрын
Oh boi, here i go killing elves AGAIN!!!
@braeduin
@braeduin 6 жыл бұрын
The thing is, I'm still a bit confused about this Tiber Spetim/Talos business, so whenever I see a group of friendly helpful Thalmor Justiciars I ask them about it. Now, I don't know if this is a problem of miscommunication or something, but they always accuse me of heresy and then try to kill me. I guess I'll just have to keep asking away until a group of Thalmor understand my question.
@gutierrezjoaquin6586
@gutierrezjoaquin6586 5 жыл бұрын
So sad
@lxykon9011
@lxykon9011 5 жыл бұрын
Hate when that happens
@rahulsar2030
@rahulsar2030 5 жыл бұрын
What great about Tiber Septim was that he was the first emperor to unite Skyrim. His life was of struggle. A warrior to become dragonborn, then a general with huge power. Then he becomed a emperor and victim of failed assassination on him leading him to lose his voice. Then all he had to unite all tamrial was his tactical brain and loyal army also that dwanmer mechanical giant. Sure he didn't saved the world in any Oblivion crises or during daedra attacks. But when dragonborn went to that Nordic heaven, he found all Nordic heros even Esgamor, but not Tiber Septim. So doesn't it raises the question that might be he could have assended into god hood. Tiber Septim might be his imperial name, but Thalos was his first Nordic name before Tiber Septim.
@hayzinthehouse2744
@hayzinthehouse2744 5 жыл бұрын
Basically Tibet septim was the most powerful man to ever live He was so powerful that he was made a God by the gods and was renamed Talos by the gods So he is a God But still imperials 4 like dawg
@rahulsar2030
@rahulsar2030 5 жыл бұрын
@@hayzinthehouse2744 well he was the most strongest man. Now it's the dragonborn who travelled from the land of living and dead(sovengarde).
@connerkline6269
@connerkline6269 6 жыл бұрын
“We lost our tower but we managed to not die when the Daedra showed up,” *laughs in argonian*
@ra_alf9467
@ra_alf9467 4 жыл бұрын
Argonians : *laughs in Oblivion*
@elizabethgouverneur2972
@elizabethgouverneur2972 4 жыл бұрын
Argonians: *laughs in forced the Daedra to close the blackmarsh oblivion gates*
@ScarletImp
@ScarletImp 6 жыл бұрын
OK, folks, StraightUpIrish has been captured by the Thalmor. We must save him.
@kevindaniel8119
@kevindaniel8119 5 жыл бұрын
Nah. I’m good.
@spartanwar1185
@spartanwar1185 5 жыл бұрын
@@kevindaniel8119 Dude think about it We get a chance to slay and slaughter some elves as cruelly as we'd like without being considered a bad guy!
@rahulsar2030
@rahulsar2030 5 жыл бұрын
@@spartanwar1185 I am with u. I will bring my dragonborn who has drank 1000 skoma. His shout will be able to tear through those Thalmor army😂😂😂
@hammerite6418
@hammerite6418 4 жыл бұрын
No he killed parthunaxx let him rot in a cell
@danielholmes7142
@danielholmes7142 3 жыл бұрын
@@spartanwar1185 elf lives matter. Thalmor lives don't.
@bigbadwolf5033
@bigbadwolf5033 6 жыл бұрын
The only good thing to do with Thalmor members is to consume their hearts for more werewolf perks.
@deadshotcalamity8267
@deadshotcalamity8267 6 жыл бұрын
A Fuckin' Man.
@brendynthomason7933
@brendynthomason7933 6 жыл бұрын
At least they are not nords
@coolmastergamer1215
@coolmastergamer1215 6 жыл бұрын
Um
@hunterkoons2008
@hunterkoons2008 6 жыл бұрын
Same with Stormcloaks. They both can shuffle around in the soul cairn for eternity.
@TheRealFobican
@TheRealFobican 6 жыл бұрын
Don´t forget their armors and weaponry to pick up and sell off or just use them as your own against the Thalmor.
@KoltiraMemeweaver
@KoltiraMemeweaver 6 жыл бұрын
Who is holding you hostage James? Is it THEM??????
@bungiecoocoo
@bungiecoocoo 4 жыл бұрын
Blinks (t...o...r...t...u...r...e)
@aidab7
@aidab7 4 жыл бұрын
The best comment ever 😂
@VictoryTheLamcikTM
@VictoryTheLamcikTM 6 жыл бұрын
*says as Dunmer* Elvish propaganda! (Shit I'm an Elf too... Quick! Say something...) *thinks shortly* You n'wah!!! *Morrowind battle music starts playing in the background*
@agoogleuser8945
@agoogleuser8945 5 жыл бұрын
*Three Months Later* Also, Dunmer weren't with the Thalmor. They were with the Ebonheart Pact.
@spartanwar1185
@spartanwar1185 5 жыл бұрын
It's okay man, i know how that feels, i'm a Dwemer fanatic, but i still feel bad for the snow elves
@spartanq7781
@spartanq7781 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe I would have if Skyrim bothered to give us the option.
@theyellowtruth3249
@theyellowtruth3249 6 жыл бұрын
Why would you join a group so evil
@FlyingRaijin52
@FlyingRaijin52 6 жыл бұрын
theyellow Truth Because they are the most powerful army as of the Fourth Era. Hey, i would join too. if they were race-friendly.
@spartanq7781
@spartanq7781 6 жыл бұрын
@@theyellowtruth3249 That's why being able to join them would be good. You would get to see their side. Skyrim paints them on the image of the Nords. We don't ever get any characterization with them. The Thalmor are wasted potential. Then again that goes for Skyrim as a whole.
@supasf
@supasf 6 жыл бұрын
Spartan Q77 I know they're evil and all but you're supposed to have the option at least, that's what this series has been known for, but you're right... Skyrim as a whole is wasted potential
@supasf
@supasf 6 жыл бұрын
Remove Talos im not against them, and I meant evil from the perspective of the empire, I'm just saying there should be an option to join them
@TheNN
@TheNN 6 жыл бұрын
I know this is meant to be a joking video but honestly that IS a legit good point about Tiber Septim slaughtering Altmer and Bosmer, especially with the Numidium, so just on that alone I can understand why the High Elves would despise the Empire. Especially due to some of them probably remembering it happening because they CAN live so long.
@Gotenks7Kid
@Gotenks7Kid 6 жыл бұрын
not to sound like a Human Justice Warrior or anything, but NOT ALL MEN!!!!!!! Just because one was such a big d*ck (and eventually became a god (take that ya pointy eared so n so's)), not all men are like that ya rexist! :p
@aysseralwan
@aysseralwan 6 жыл бұрын
@@Gotenks7Kid yeah not all are like that but a lot worship this maniac
@mway5061
@mway5061 6 жыл бұрын
@@aysseralwan KILL ALL STORMCLOAKS, JOIN THE EMPIRE! (And then lets betray that Thalmor folk)
@TheNN
@TheNN 6 жыл бұрын
True, and I'm sure even the Thalmor know that as well, they aren't stupid, but the issue isn't really that 'all men aren't like that', so much as it is, 'men CELEBRATED what Tiber Septim did to us and declared him a god over it'. I'm not forgetting that Tiber Septim killed (or his armies anyways killed) many men as well as elves. For the Altmer, who live so long, and I'm sure there were those alive at the time who remembered what Tiber Septim did that were alive or at least passed along that dislike of men to their descendants. It is one thing for them to be conquered, that I feel the Altmer could handle, but they despised being so humiliated. Hell Tiber didn't even do the deed himself, instead he used his new toy he got from the Dunmer: Numidium, to conquer Summerset (leading to the Altmer to dislike the Dunmer even more than they did before cuz of that). What the Thalmor are doing and how they are acting might not be good either, but at least there can be SOME understanding to it.
@aysseralwan
@aysseralwan 6 жыл бұрын
@@mway5061 what? How do you come to the conclusiob that I'd want to kill all stormcloaks or join the Empire? The people in Cyrodiil also worship him just in secret and I won't pick sides in the civil war for I understand both factions but not enough to fight for either
@StraightUpIrishJames
@StraightUpIrishJames 6 жыл бұрын
Supremacy is not the answer.
@Hacker-pt3wm
@Hacker-pt3wm 6 жыл бұрын
Hey irish. I'ma go get wuthrad!
@joanasanchez956
@joanasanchez956 6 жыл бұрын
Are you being held captive
@Wesley_catholic
@Wesley_catholic 6 жыл бұрын
But PlayStation is superior to trashbox
@Gotenks7Kid
@Gotenks7Kid 6 жыл бұрын
PC supremacy my friend ;) reminds me of that song.... anything ps can do pc does better, i am so great and better than you :p
@oliparker6256
@oliparker6256 6 жыл бұрын
What did it cost?
@Everythingthe1st
@Everythingthe1st 3 жыл бұрын
As a Khajiit you can actually, lore wise, join the thalmor as an infiltrator due to the good relations between Khajiits and the dominion. You can see this fact in Skyrim with a Khajiit spy in Riften who tries to kill you and if you keep Malborn alive you can find a Khajiit on the road (I believe the encounter is random) sent by the thalmor to stop Malborn from leaving Skyrim.
@Prich319
@Prich319 5 жыл бұрын
Thalmor: "We are superior to all" *Entire squad dies begging for mercy* Me: "I salute your superiority at how quickly you died"
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
@randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 5 жыл бұрын
Prich319 Death to the Thalmor
@holczy0
@holczy0 4 жыл бұрын
Well how the hell would they know that you are a dragon consuming demigod
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 жыл бұрын
@@holczy0 the fact you're wearing dragon plate or dragon scale armor
@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 6 жыл бұрын
*When I read the title I immediately checked the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1st*
@jlords24
@jlords24 6 жыл бұрын
I love high elves. So naturally I agree with the idea that they are superior.
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 жыл бұрын
I believe in darkelven supremacy
@hajimevolts
@hajimevolts 2 жыл бұрын
I believe in wood elves supremacy
@EngelEngelEngelEngel
@EngelEngelEngelEngel 2 жыл бұрын
I believe in snow elven supremacy
@gansetsukon
@gansetsukon 2 жыл бұрын
You like high but as in moon sugar
@ayuwoki453
@ayuwoki453 Жыл бұрын
@@EngelEngelEngelEngel Honestly snow elves are the coolest elves, imo they look awesome. I'm still a human supremacist tho
@holczy0
@holczy0 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying that we are superior, but we are better at being alive" Thanks
@Flyoxz00
@Flyoxz00 6 жыл бұрын
Lol I liked the parody content. But in a serious note. High Elves practically had to deal with "Human master race" since Tiber Sometime conquered them. So I kinda get their frustration. But I do not support their ways. Even though they have being my favorite race since Morrwind.
@jerichohill487
@jerichohill487 6 жыл бұрын
Flyoxz00 soo all the times the elves enslaved and slaughtered whenever they wanted, man and beast can't hold that against them, just when Tiber Septum did it???
@jerichohill487
@jerichohill487 6 жыл бұрын
@@caiawlodarski5339 first off, Africans and and Asians have done way more killing and enslaving, their cultures are by far way older so don't gimme that sjw revisionist history of how Europe and the West is the root of all problems. My point was this. Tiber Septum conquered, but he also united the land, he didn't enslave. The elves are slavers. It's kinda what they do,and if you want lore, the dunmir, aelids, and now the thalmor. The elves say, we act this way cause if Tiber Septum,so we are right, they only want to go back just so far, cause if you keep going you'll find the slave revolt by alssisa, you'll find the night if tears, but, since that was elves, I guess it doesn't matter. PS in the real world, EVERY culture has slaughtered and oppressed some other culture. There is no group on this planet that has not been oppressed, and oppressed some other.
@milktaster84
@milktaster84 5 жыл бұрын
I see no reply’s talking about this person saying “Tiber Sometime” so here’s one
@chidubemimari9015
@chidubemimari9015 5 жыл бұрын
@@jerichohill487 mate you're wrong for multiple reasons but all I have to do is name two *The Greeks and The Romans*
@perryotics2209
@perryotics2209 6 жыл бұрын
Finally some true words are being spoken here! Too long was this channel filled with stormcloak propaganda but now you understand. #ElvenSupre.... er... Elven beauty!
@lemur-kaiser3912
@lemur-kaiser3912 5 жыл бұрын
I am extremely late to this video, I only just saw it recommended... but i don't regret it. Technically the Imperials want supremacy, the Nords want supremacy, and countless other examples... it's nice to have seen this, especially since I play Altmer
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 5 жыл бұрын
@@lemur-kaiser3912 They all want supremacy, but don't you see? *Elven Supremacy is the only truth*
@Hacker-pt3wm
@Hacker-pt3wm 6 жыл бұрын
Hey irish! How are you? Also, is Ysgromor sighning on? I would like to butcher some elves. Another thing: I played an elf in oblivion. A high elf... So yeah, a elf stoped the oblivion crisis.
@Kadett-rr7ry
@Kadett-rr7ry 6 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor did take credit for closing the Gates
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 6 жыл бұрын
But were you a member of the Thalmor?
@revengance4149
@revengance4149 3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@mrlandshark5559
@mrlandshark5559 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something a Thalmor agent would say.
@mephistophelesthesilentchi3446
@mephistophelesthesilentchi3446 6 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor: Proving the superiority of Mer over Man, one century at a time.
@applesauce4748
@applesauce4748 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly wish I could join the thalmor
@ZyliceLiddell
@ZyliceLiddell 3 жыл бұрын
The ‘High Elves’ are literally ‘Higher than everyone else.’ 👌
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 жыл бұрын
I seriously doubt that
@HerrFresh
@HerrFresh 2 жыл бұрын
Tsun
@itsclemtime2357
@itsclemtime2357 3 жыл бұрын
“You need to be a elf.” *~laughs in ESO’s Aldmeri Dominion alliance.~*
@impressivelybananapants
@impressivelybananapants 2 жыл бұрын
Alright then
@j.l.t.gaming5174
@j.l.t.gaming5174 6 жыл бұрын
Skyrim belongs to the high elf !!
@forgegloyd9196
@forgegloyd9196 6 жыл бұрын
*Snow Elves
@ra_alf9467
@ra_alf9467 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken is the true high king of Skyrim
@nikkiev1662
@nikkiev1662 Жыл бұрын
You make some excellent points!.......(casually crafts, sharpens, and enchants a new ebony sword, names it "Talos" and goes on to kill and soul trap every Thalmor I see on the roads of Skyrim)
@marvelouschester3018
@marvelouschester3018 6 жыл бұрын
I definitely wish that you can join the Thalmor for role-play purposes. One time I tried to cosplay one but then I joined the College, whose main villain is the fucking Thalmor. Literally the worst RP you can do is the Thalmor which is a real shame. I also wished that I could join the Silver Hand :/
@tumonn
@tumonn Жыл бұрын
sadly
@saskiafreeman8181
@saskiafreeman8181 6 жыл бұрын
Playthrough idea: play as an elf near Christmas and call your character 'Buddy'.
@peravusdenferys8093
@peravusdenferys8093 6 жыл бұрын
Proud Altmer/High Elf here!
@eioiio9263
@eioiio9263 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@MagnoliaWisteria
@MagnoliaWisteria 3 жыл бұрын
Proud bosmer-
@caesarzeppeli1105
@caesarzeppeli1105 Жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Thalmor, not join them. You were to bring balance to Tamriel, not leave it in darkness.
@sardybzi5140
@sardybzi5140 6 жыл бұрын
You did make a few good arguments😉
@Yianfranco
@Yianfranco Жыл бұрын
am i the only one who played skyrim as a high elf just to be a tall mysterious warrior
@UnnamedEmperor
@UnnamedEmperor 6 жыл бұрын
The Live Another Life Mod lets you start as a Thalmor agent
@impressivelybananapants
@impressivelybananapants 2 жыл бұрын
I will definitely keep that in mind..
@malaficus
@malaficus Жыл бұрын
You shoud have gone with: The thalmor wish to return all life to being immortal powerful spirits. Even the shortshighted men.
@spartandelta2756
@spartandelta2756 6 жыл бұрын
These three High Elves- *Spartan casually slices the Thalmor to pieces* Spartan: So sorry for that interuption... You were saying?
@TheBestEverEverEver
@TheBestEverEverEver 2 жыл бұрын
If you play a high elf you have to join the stormcloaks and do the Dark Brotherhood quest line role playing as a Thalmor secret agent sent to wipe out whatever leadership the empire still has, general and emperor.
@wesley-fp6gl
@wesley-fp6gl 5 жыл бұрын
I have to say they look fabulous without their heads
@thealphaomega4888
@thealphaomega4888 2 жыл бұрын
This video made me want to join the Stormcloaks 10x more now. Thanks.
@-smp-scientificmethodpersp838
@-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he does videos on why you should do what everyone absolutely shuns what should be done lol
@natethegreatmcfly
@natethegreatmcfly 2 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor shall rule forever.
@georgeegerog4175
@georgeegerog4175 6 жыл бұрын
your awesome StraightUpIrish
@brianoconnell1372
@brianoconnell1372 4 жыл бұрын
I swear James is either bipolar or being held hostage by them
@loraelstad8941
@loraelstad8941 6 жыл бұрын
Oh James, please keep polishing the Thalmors’ elven swords 🗡. You’re doing the Divines’ work. My Altmer cousins will bring unity. The kind The Master tried to bring to Fallout.
@brodinigotmagic5972
@brodinigotmagic5972 6 жыл бұрын
I've never wanted to Fus Ro Dah myself until now.
@harrymartin3624
@harrymartin3624 6 жыл бұрын
Hail to the thalmor
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be surprised when the Thalmor use Orsinium as a barging tool to get Orsimer to destabilize the Bretons and Highrock as they seek to enter the Tower.
@mariemartinez5998
@mariemartinez5998 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you I hate talos and it’s worshippers and the storm cloaks and I always pick high elves as my characters
@FoxAzureOfficial
@FoxAzureOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
Cool. I never got into this part of Skyrim (obviously) but this was informative! Keep up the vids Irish! ^_^
@HeyCarlosYTBR
@HeyCarlosYTBR 2 жыл бұрын
*Creates Nord char named Ysgramor, gets Wuuthrad, masters smithing, makes Legendary Wuuthrad and leads 500 companions to the Thalmor Embassy* I am ready to join the Thalmor now!
@hazzballgaming6790
@hazzballgaming6790 6 жыл бұрын
"We will always look this young and feeble" how's that talking about how great they are? Xdd
@tomasmcgrath5766
@tomasmcgrath5766 6 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor did nothing wrong.
@eduardolapenda7268
@eduardolapenda7268 5 жыл бұрын
They banished Talos worshipp
@adamr.5544
@adamr.5544 5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardolapenda7268 Talos had it coming
@darlenefaulkner69
@darlenefaulkner69 5 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard fuck talos
@Wall-Eehto
@Wall-Eehto 4 жыл бұрын
I never realized how tall high elves are until I played as one and stood next to irileth
@WannabeMarsanach
@WannabeMarsanach 6 жыл бұрын
Finally. A video where you talk sense. 🌝
@cakammanable
@cakammanable 5 жыл бұрын
I've personally used less sarcasm when asking my biofather how to be a dad
@thompsonator4696
@thompsonator4696 6 жыл бұрын
Leak Thalmor propaganda
@kf4009
@kf4009 5 жыл бұрын
* Breaths angrily in nord *
@SPANZERTV
@SPANZERTV 6 жыл бұрын
Bow to the authority of the Aldmeri Dominion!
@Cybernaut76
@Cybernaut76 2 жыл бұрын
NEVER!!! See you in hel...I mean see you in Elder Scrolls ??: Summerset Isles! **already grinding my nordic battleaxe for that game**
@marshalmarshall2109
@marshalmarshall2109 6 жыл бұрын
Put down the sleeping tree sap and come with me, we have a nice room in Dragonsreach dungeon.
@zachtheguy5303
@zachtheguy5303 6 жыл бұрын
but, like always... SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
@Hacker-pt3wm
@Hacker-pt3wm 6 жыл бұрын
Nah... Skyrim for Ulfrick Stormcloak!
@robin6469
@robin6469 6 жыл бұрын
The Reach belongs to the Forsworn!
@korpifox5445
@korpifox5445 6 жыл бұрын
bUt ThAts RaCiSt!
@BLCK_MTAL
@BLCK_MTAL 6 жыл бұрын
@@RoboDoober so have i. I used to like the stormcloaks but after hearing all the "skyrim belong to the nords" and the discriminating a race bs got really old and really annoying and i ended up hating them.
@FlyingRaijin52
@FlyingRaijin52 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Doober I joined the stormcloaks cause i get to kill imperials who sympathizes with the thalmors after reading the Talos Truth book. And because of Maven Bitch-briar being a asshole more than Thonar. Atleast Thonar rewards me properly and apologizes with respect.
@truewalter4193
@truewalter4193 5 жыл бұрын
Umbacano and Mankar Camoran are liking this...Camoran:"The weak shall be purged by the refining fire!"....
@silverback8534
@silverback8534 6 жыл бұрын
I would only join them just to destroy them when they least expect it
@Cybernaut76
@Cybernaut76 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately though, Elder Scrolls VI will be about Hammerfell, not Summerset Isle. Well, maybe it is better that way because else, everyone would be too busy going postal to play the actual game and its required quests....
@silverback8534
@silverback8534 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cybernaut76 I'm aware of that and I like that it is set there
@Cybernaut76
@Cybernaut76 2 жыл бұрын
@@silverback8534 Same here. Most player houses/homes will likely be of interesting architecture never earlier seen in Elder Scrolls game since Morrowind. The game will also include new interesting scenery. However, I hope my immersion will not be broken by "wait a minute...there is a scorchingly hot desert like this in roughly the same latitudes than Skyrims tundra???". With climate like that, it would probably be reasonable from the devs to make water a critical resource (at least on survival difficulty) as well as most heavy armors made of metal heavily taxing on anyone stamina in certain environments.
@acat1167
@acat1167 4 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining you sitting at a table with a microphone, next to is one of the Thalmore wizards with like a fucking gun beign like: ”SAY IT!!”
@mr.lordcat9387
@mr.lordcat9387 6 жыл бұрын
1:51 what do you mean we? Are you one of them?
@Cybernaut76
@Cybernaut76 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, StraightUpIrish! Since my Oblivion character has already retired from adventuring, you can have his lockpicks AND his entire suit that gives you 100% Chameleon. Now put it on and get out of this stinking Thalmor prison! **casts Recall to an undisclosed Mark location**
@k.g.donathan6271
@k.g.donathan6271 6 жыл бұрын
As a chaotic neutral, I don't hate the characters unless they've personally wronged me. I have no strong feelings about the Thalmor one way or the other, but I do hate when I come across one that thinks they're better than me. I'm the motherfreakin' dragonborn! No one is better than me!
@JamesCarter-zv8qs
@JamesCarter-zv8qs 6 жыл бұрын
I 100'd all the skill trees. Some random ass elf ain't gon beat me son D:
@gutierrezjoaquin6586
@gutierrezjoaquin6586 5 жыл бұрын
Lorkhan is better than the dragonborn
@gutierrezjoaquin6586
@gutierrezjoaquin6586 5 жыл бұрын
I agree why u do not where on the great war
@gutierrezjoaquin6586
@gutierrezjoaquin6586 5 жыл бұрын
U just use "Batle Fury" and easy
@editg6668
@editg6668 6 жыл бұрын
I watched this whilst sipping tea... there was laughing, tea went everywhere
@boyenjoyer7
@boyenjoyer7 6 жыл бұрын
I just hate high elves. I'm not elfist. I swear
@Synicizm
@Synicizm 6 жыл бұрын
That's not nice =/. As a high elf with 2 Nord wives (and Aerin coming to watch one sleep, which is just a little weird), I am a proud Stormcloak. Sure, Ulfric and Galmar were a little weird about it at first, but I think I've proven myself and how much I resent the past and present actions of my fellow high elves through my actions >
@fenrisvermundr2516
@fenrisvermundr2516 6 жыл бұрын
I hate Altmer, not all, just the ones that think they're better then everyone else.
@mway5061
@mway5061 6 жыл бұрын
I hate high elves, but i fucking love wood elves and dark elves, they just look so cool, y'know? But still, #KhajitMasterRace.
@unclesam1326
@unclesam1326 5 жыл бұрын
*Hail the Aldemeri Dominion!*
@eioiio9263
@eioiio9263 4 жыл бұрын
Elfism! *ELFISM!!!*
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 2 жыл бұрын
I keep trying to get the point of view of the Thalmor but EVERY time results with the elves losing their heads It’s not like I shouted loudly at them, I used my inside voice
@Cybernaut76
@Cybernaut76 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully, you had the patience to wait until the Thalmor had reached the edge of a deep chasm in high mountains before you "silently" shouted your fus-ro-dah...
@lunaluna6835
@lunaluna6835 5 жыл бұрын
Tamriel belongs to the Thalmor
@impressivelybananapants
@impressivelybananapants 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@yibinzhou6225
@yibinzhou6225 4 жыл бұрын
Well the 50 plus magica is a significant buff even in late game. Their forehead looks funny tho....
@siglara4673
@siglara4673 6 жыл бұрын
Is it April fools day... seriously wut
@thalmorjusticiar1275
@thalmorjusticiar1275 5 жыл бұрын
Behold, the future! Behold, the Thalmor!
@terriersteaks5299
@terriersteaks5299 6 жыл бұрын
My Nordic ass is clenching from the assrape from the thalmor, and for that I respect them that much more for asserting their dominance against us underlings, Delphine is dead in the corner and Esbern is crying after bearing witness. The thalmor is our master race and saviour.
@bespit6654
@bespit6654 6 жыл бұрын
*A beaten up Thalmor has his sword to your kneck while you read a script*
@lxykon9011
@lxykon9011 5 жыл бұрын
*walks in with Wuuthard*
@karsten69
@karsten69 5 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor seeks to undo Mundus... so I guess if they win, it doesn't matter which side you're on?
@ireneparkin3360
@ireneparkin3360 6 жыл бұрын
The Redguards would have to disagree with you on this since the Thalmor bout their butts kicked by them. They learned that they should never puss off a guy with a curved sword.
@Distortion23
@Distortion23 6 жыл бұрын
Only after having their army crippled and exhausted after the Great War. They also only had an occupation force in Hammerfell while the red guards had thousands of trained troops who were "dismissed" after the Great War.
@teyrncousland7152
@teyrncousland7152 6 жыл бұрын
Distrortion Reaper Hammerfell was aslo devastated by civil war prior to the Great War. No army was dismissed after the Great war. Nevertheless the Redguards still fought for five years and are independent to this day, you can't credit a few "invalids" and on the Thalmor's weakened army for all of that.
@teyrncousland7152
@teyrncousland7152 6 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Johnson No idea, but I'll have you know there is no pu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
@ireneparkin3360
@ireneparkin3360 6 жыл бұрын
@@teyrncousland7152 let me guess, GamerPoop?
@teyrncousland7152
@teyrncousland7152 6 жыл бұрын
@@ireneparkin3360 You are not ready if ready.
@ceirandavies1756
@ceirandavies1756 6 жыл бұрын
Dam I fell asleep but I didn’t think you could make a video that fast, props to you Irish
@lemur-kaiser3912
@lemur-kaiser3912 5 жыл бұрын
Why did I only just see this video? Regardless... the Imperial City was built by elves and Skyrim belongs to the Falmer... need I make any further points? There is some credibility in "Elven supremacy is the only truth"... Skyrim aint any more Nord than North America was British.
@salvatoreortolano1399
@salvatoreortolano1399 4 жыл бұрын
I once killed a group of thalmor after they made the unfortunate mistake of being alive.
@elinorroise
@elinorroise 6 жыл бұрын
Fowlmore.
@ivoryvr
@ivoryvr Жыл бұрын
You said to not take it seriously, but it's a good resource for roleplay.
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, no, I get called "Nazi" enough without actually joining the Nazis... So, no I will not join Skyrims version of the Nazis; The Thalmor...
@lorddraagon
@lorddraagon 6 жыл бұрын
You mean the stormcloaks
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 6 жыл бұрын
No, I mean the high elf supremacist, the Thalmor. The Thalmor openly wants all of man dead. The Nazis wanted all Jews dead. The Storm Cloaks are a slightly racist, but fight for the the independence of Skyrim as a Sovereign Nation. They draw a closer resemblance to the United States founding fathers, whom some were racist, but they still fought for the Independence of the United States. A racist mindset in a few, does not mean the group as a whole. As where the Thalmors end goal is the genocide of man kind, and world domination. Those goals mirror the Nazi's end goals as well; genocide of the Jews and world domination. I'd take the storm cloaks any day, over the Thalmor.
@unclesam1326
@unclesam1326 5 жыл бұрын
@@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 Mer>Man
@vanilleistee4763
@vanilleistee4763 4 жыл бұрын
stormcloaks are the nazis, nazi means national socialist. The Thalmor are not socialists at all they are conservative.
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402
@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanilleistee4763 the storm cloaks movement believes in the conservation of their freedoms. Conservative. Although racist individuals do exist inside of Skyrim and its movements, there is not national calling for a persecution of one race. Only a blatant complaint about their national enemies traveling freely in their lands. The Thalmors have many similarities between them and the Nazis. World domination, racial supremacy, and persecution of the Nords, to name a few.
@floorfixer
@floorfixer 6 жыл бұрын
Irish out here higher than a high elf to make this
@conormcgregor3482
@conormcgregor3482 6 жыл бұрын
I Hear BY Revoke YOUR IRISH ☘️ CARD Foooooook this Ayyy Ulfric get YOUR men ready We will burn summerset to the ground And these elves will do fooookin nuttttin
@inkwellthedynamic
@inkwellthedynamic 3 жыл бұрын
*Rivers of blood and shouting for Reman approaches*
@DontDisapPyrrha
@DontDisapPyrrha 6 жыл бұрын
#ElvenSupremacyIsTheOnlyWay
@eeveongaming9597
@eeveongaming9597 5 жыл бұрын
Now that was some campaigning i can get behind
@shadowtactical6563
@shadowtactical6563 5 жыл бұрын
I have respect for The Empire even if im a Stromcloak but the Thalmor are just to evil
@marwi16a53
@marwi16a53 4 жыл бұрын
Now we know, Skooma will take effect for about 8 minutes, not longer...
@Frostydovah47
@Frostydovah47 6 жыл бұрын
Thalmor don’t worship the 8 divines they have elf gods like Auriel
@georgewright3949
@georgewright3949 6 жыл бұрын
Is Akatosh not a divine?
@Frostydovah47
@Frostydovah47 6 жыл бұрын
Auriel is elf Akatosh
@Frostydovah47
@Frostydovah47 6 жыл бұрын
the 2 were separated by the alessian order which caused over 1000 year dragon break
@Suchmymimus
@Suchmymimus 5 жыл бұрын
Yes join the Thalmor! I am always so happy watching them drag those Neanderthal Nords away lol. It is too bad you can't actually join them in the game. Altmer are the master race!
@kawima4413
@kawima4413 6 жыл бұрын
Thalmor propaganda!
@HunhowsShadowStalker
@HunhowsShadowStalker 5 жыл бұрын
Khajiit has had relatively good relations with the Thalmor. No need to betray that trust, yes?
@darkhunter9647
@darkhunter9647 Жыл бұрын
Summons a Legion of dragons and atronachs.
@captainpooman4611
@captainpooman4611 6 жыл бұрын
It’s about time you made this video
@Ramza998
@Ramza998 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, definitely would’ve supported the Thalmor if given the choice
@eggflaireon7918
@eggflaireon7918 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't they ban talos worship because they dislike lorkon
@borrburison648
@borrburison648 2 жыл бұрын
@@eggflaireon7918 yes
@AsaNoGaijin
@AsaNoGaijin 6 жыл бұрын
I'd actually want to do that in Skyrim
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