Strangers Trying to Sell You Stuff

[@perlapervan]

Guy in the car: Ya gotta understand. Money, it’s just an object. James: Then why do you want it

[@kAiLoNg1]

I know I watched the video

[@darlenesantillan9076]

Lol why does he need the money if he said "money, it's just an object" crazy guy

[@sleepyzmbie]

I did have a smoker vibe

[@sleepyzmbie]

To him

[@teresaharris1228]

2009 cats: cross my heart and hope to fly I don't need another owner 2019 cats: stay away from me! *HISSING*

[@fuzzybear240]

Person: Dont talk to strangers! Me: Isn't that how you make friends?

[@adamdiaz2090]

Ill be your friend

[@joshuaandrade8204]

VER-GA

[@joshuaandrade8204]

por eso NO TENGO AMIGOS

[@nataliemorablanco9616]

I think he means dont talk to people that look suspicious

[@joshuaandrade8204]

@@nataliemorablanco9616 ok

[@thebeaglequeen2681]

*James when he is 78* “Sorry my mums not home.” “..............”

[@Tubbeh]

Sad bro😢😢😢

[@rayanhalim]

hehe

[@rayanhalim]

hehe

[@rayanhalim]

hehe

[@nevermind5014]

@@Tubbeh r/wooosh

[@QuiLocutusPerProphetas]

James: "don't take candy from strangers" Me: "then what's Halloween?"

[@taylortheking09]

dammmmm

[@ranjinier]

lol

[@xoesther]

Wait he’s right

[@PartyBeetlefan]

The only day it's allowed

[@thediamondteal]

bros late to the party tbh me too

[@zantoutt]

Aren't we all strangers...

[@prokonuwu638]

K Gaming life yas lol 😂

[@Anonymous-en5kk]

Yes 😐

[@imfreakinawsome841]

Huh?

[@user-cx8iz6xw5d]

True

[@MissKylii]

Hello Stranger

[@ivey3393]

"No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers!" *cough cough* Halloween *cough cough*

[@ruchiktrivedi3059]

Ivey so true

[@Thomasgermaine]

I was your first like notice me senpai

[@Zaire82]

"...and that's why I hate Halloween." I've only ever done it twice, once with strangers.

[@winston9372]

YASSSS

[@benj-k4w]

Woops, James.

[@unevenalyssa]

*"Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth?"* Yes, all the time. Idk why they do that

[@Phoenixtears222]

Ikr. You can't even respond, so theres just an aquward moment of scilence.

[@gummy_sloth]

Yeah

[@chifgaming6612]

I suppose im not the only person who read that huge paragraph-

[@Phoenixtears222]

@@chifgaming6612 what huge paragraph?

[@tehbasicles781]

ikr boi its so dumb, and u cant even respond

[@foxys_channel.]

I love when James turned on his CD player and tried to cover it up by coughing

[@TimmsWorld]

I know

[@bonkdotioimealol]

Fun Fact: all your friends used to be strangers at some point

[@Katsukii.ii1379]

That’s deep... Wow... Ima re-think my whole life now...

[@chaizzubia7159]

I'm pretty sure we all know that- if not.. idk what to say

[@ferdusawali5173]

Yes I ni

[@Milky_way_Studios]

Fun Fact: your parents used to be strangers at one point

[@melisamoore3876]

How did you know🙀

[@Dreamtox111]

As an ex door-to-door salesman people like your grandma were ACTUAL lifesavers. You spend most of your day getting yelled at, so when you get a gentle old lady that lets you sit in the AC with ice water and a conversation- it made the difference. I would always make the best sales and be able to pay rent after those gals. 💕

[@michellerees9540]

yah that's true

[@August.dragons3]

Grandparents are so kind! (Most of the time)

[@ruchi103]

Wow 😮😳😮

[@alzapua.m]

Hopefully not making the best sales _to_ those gals.

[@AvaWorld123]

My friend said her grandma was a karen 🤣

[@sang-hoshim6758]

i just love how the dentist comes out of the kidnappers car

[@jeffreyclancy]

I KNOW LOL

[@jeffreyclancy]

I knew what A PEDOVIlE WAS AT 5 like wow

[@jhunsumawang6287]

@@jeffreyclancy whats that???

[@damdod9691]

4:10 GTA:SA home

[@cutiecuddel4666]

I know rught

[@SH1N0BI_YT]

7:05 At least you made more than $30 with this video

[@starspawn507]

What you do is you keep a bowl of candy next to your door, and when a person arrives, you give them some candy and tell them you love their costumes. Then you close the door.

[@alpacawithouthat987]

Theren Stormwind That’s a good one😂

[@katrinepetersen2566]

Theren Stormwind It's easier if You Can be cofused as just some old senile lady.

[@Cantoonsanimations]

the coloring on this video is out of this world!!

[@BobBob-pp9ol]

I know right

[@memelord3503]

Cantoons omfg you are salking me

[@getmetosubscriberswithvi-cl6hm]

IKRR, the person(people, idk) did an amazing job!!

[@grey_the_color5705]

So is the animations, I never noticed the mouths moving so good

[@mulanmoana9134]

“My moms not home”-James says “OMG,I say that too”-my mind says “But one day that won’t work”-James says “Wait...it won’t ....oh dang he’s right”-my mind

[@irene3435]

That is why I get a bat whenever somebody knocks the door

[@gojicrusader5113]

Spotit Ity lol you grab a bat? Yea ummm I grab are huge frikin kitchen knife

[@irene3435]

@@gojicrusader5113 if I don't have a bat , I FORCE MY TABLET TO SACRAFICE ITSELF SO ITS A WEAPON

[@gojicrusader5113]

Spotit Ity get a bucket of water by the door if it’s someone bad be like “here have this” and if they take it *throw bucket of water*

[@irene3435]

You are a wizard Mr Wing din

[@sarahloachamin]

0:20 😂😂 Last sentence is relatable

[@SonicMaster-bo2xy]

“Don’t take candy from strangers!” Trick or treaters: *im just gonna ignore that.*

[@LynchtheFinch]

Kinda copied

[@SonicMaster-bo2xy]

@@LynchtheFinch ye sorta, I tried to change it as much as I could

[@willtalbot4203]

It’s ok

[@dsalobaid]

Gg

[@darknova4314]

ya im just gonna not listen to that and forget it

[@grizzlyplayzgamez160]

1990s: DONT get in a car with strangers 2019:Uber

[@sharosenina988]

Grizzly Playz Gamez omg so trueeee!!

[@etymonnn]

Lol what is happening to the earth we know.. 😂

[@icantchangemyprofilepictur6731]

Taxies are basicaly the oppitse of a kiddnapping Lol

[@bodilbodil8881]

red_ red 안녕하세요, Don’t be so mean to them. They didn’t say or do anything wrong, so don’t spread any bad vibes.

[@gladysblnc]

well thats there JOB

[@manrajbahia867]

“Yes I need a water filter” “oOh SoRRy yOU dOnT NeED ThEN”

[@5ksubscriberswithoutavideo331]

Ok?

[@emmav8637]

my dad would always invite Mormons in and show them his annotated book of Mormon and tell them they're wrong

[@camilacastillo7855]

Total Legend. But seriusly tho I hope that was a wake up call to atleast one of them that they are in a cult and should run for the damn hills, as hard as it is to lieave a religion, family and friends behin, you have to think of your savety and happines first

[@No_True_Scotsman]

Did he just highlight the entire book?

[@alguienrandom742]

The prologue it's so funny

[@Blossom_Flower-d1q]

@@camilacastillo7855what’s that ?

[@camilacastillo7855]

@@Blossom_Flower-d1q What is what? No seriusly I can't read the tone of your question so I don't know what You mean by that

[@kokkili920]

"Hey kids do you want some candy?" Kids:no :( "HOW about free wifi" :)

[@jthemegaviru8681]

What's the wifi password

[@jaylix6991]

wifi password is ilikekids

[@cattilou]

NO KIDS! NEVER ACCEPT WIFI FROM STRANGERS! DONT YOU KNOW DOING THAT CAN CAUSE VIRUSES?

[@valerfox2155]

😛 That's just wrong 😛

[@prxncejuice]

I got my own hotspot

[@SultanSketches]

If I was shooed away once at a door I'd probably never speak to anyone in my entire life ever. I'm not the best at handling rejection..

[@soup5309]

Hey Sultan!

[@npanganiban4131]

Haha

[@everlongingg]

Ayyyy hey Sultan!

[@toomany2483]

Sultan Sketches yes

[@alina-zm5py]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@potato.qween.1627]

The internet has a lot of strangers..and I'm one of them --james

[@taylor215]

Trueeee

[@kdogtheguy]

2:42 bro locked in on the animation

[@Stinear35]

Salesman:WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MERCH Guy:Who's merch? Salesman: James's Merch Guy:Keep The Change

[@giga-bowser]

wrong use of 's twice

[@thesnakednake]

Namos0613 The first was incorrect, but the second is acceptable usage

[@Jacrepid2]

It's James' not James's

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Ash-Greninja No, it's one James, not more than one Jame.

[@xomq_shaylax5820]

"Don't take candy from strangers!!-" Halloween: *hey how are ya*

[@loveandbrainwashed]

xomq_shayla x lol

[@CobaltBlue07]

Underrated

[@cone2228]

:)

[@superabi5214]

And this is why I am terrified of Halloween T-T

[@luluthelife5618]

xomq_shayla x it’s true lol

[@justashlob]

James: “Good thing I am not a sale’sman.” Also James: “ New Merch everyone”

[@lejioh641]

Stick Roll kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqWak62uqtd9Z6s

[@Dav-zd7gv]

@@lejioh641 i ain’t clickin that

[@driftcg5291]

yep atleast im not a sales man

[@justashlob]

@@lejioh641 I fell for it

[@IOSAShorts]

TheOdd1sOut, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!

[@4yezu]

Mom: Dont Take mOney from strangers!! me: But its mr beast....

[@rebeccareglos9500]

Mr beast is not a stranger

[@microsoftwindows1717]

@@rebeccareglos9500 yes

[@that1chad703]

@@microsoftwindows1717 yes

[@hannah_716]

It was 69 likes dude sorry but I had to like 😂

[@silverhawk732.]

Mrbeast is the best.........and we all know him as an ideal......

[@TimTeemo]

"This message is brought to you by The Dentists of America Association. Remember to not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage within your mouth. That's correct, we are very small and hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugar substances you are allowed to consume are those which are in a circular shape and have an 'M' imprinted on them. During production of this broadcast we were unsure how long this message should be, as it will only be on screen for a brief period of time; this has led us to believe you have somehow miraculously paused your entertainment in order to figure out if 'The Dentists of America Association' is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember to floss. Oh, you just wanted to see if there is something funny written in this long paragraph? ... (shoot I'm gonna have to think of one off the spot) umm... what's a dentist's favorite movie? Plaque to the Future!... definitely didn't find that one off Google. Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They'll ask, 'So how was school?' and you'd respond with, EIDASWKYRASDEEADGHK SFD' That's right. I paused the video to copy this whole paragraph for you guys that only 2% of people read. I have a broken wrist so I had to use one hand. You're welcome for my pain and suffering.

[@gavinoconnor6896]

too late

[@geraldinetorres8379]

yea i already read this

[@akane1013]

I’m so lazy to read it -_-

[@fabio.6925]

I read it all hopefully you feel better but

[@isthatamotherfuckingjojore6997]

Teemo what?

[@mrrainbrow423]

James: "Don't take candy from strangers." Me who paid for the candy: *invisible confusion*

[@warmstorm9540]

Candy Salesman: *Ding dong.* Me: *Opens door.* Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CANDY!

[@rivstarlightt]

Lol

[@BandBanana882]

You actually are buying the candy from strangers because you can get them at pharmacys and stuff

[@ygotsvlog3762]

@@BandBanana882 yes

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Oh boy how the tables have turned

[@Adelicousbottleosyrup]

4:02 the one time Mormon’s are recognized by a famous KZbinr

[@andrea-yt2zf]

James: *Don't talk to strangers* Also James: *Isn't KZbin a platform of strangers*

[@issammelzi728]

I mean technecally On yt we hear a stranger talk and not talk to him sooo

[@papapapa2856]

yees

[@NoNeXiStEnT373]

But we comment sooo

[@NoNeXiStEnT373]

Ya I mean we do talk to them back

[@thisgirlismadtoo1671]

Yes

[@saranshgautam6551]

8:42 "Like that smash button"...... Yes, I listen to the whole end card as I don't have a life.

[@mimimitsu]

Lemme join ya.

[@broadwaybaby1651]

His end cards are awesome though 😂

[@juniorphillip4591]

I heard it too

[@siipidity]

Saransh Gautam Sammeeeeee cause I don’t have anything else to watch

[@silaskorsbech6697]

Saransh Gautam lol

[@alinnawang4338]

Mom :Go To School And Make Some Friends Don't And Talk To Strangers Me: Ok comes back from school Mom:Did you make any friends Me : No Mom : Why Me : Because there all strangers

[@maxuronjunior5202]

Mom was supposed to say and don’t talk to strangers not don’t and talk to strangers

[@imakemyselfcringe4580]

They're*

[@thatshogunyancat_6900]

They’re*

[@thatshogunyancat_6900]

*STOOPID*

[@whats6x394]

Totally true and i can relate

[@DoggoAndNeutron]

i’m a Jehovah’s witness my self, they just go out and tell you good news about god. You choose to listen or not, but anything you do to them, like yell or scream at them “IM NOT INTERESTED”, they will still be nice! edit: i go door to door too.

[@TJAnimates]

“Do YoU HaVE a WaTEr FiLtEr?” “Yes I do,but it broke🙃” “Yeah they do that”

[@SamarahandYusuf]

lol

[@bo0mz215]

Do you HaVe A wAtEr FiLlEr?

[@thatonedude4125]

*GOES UP TO THE BOWSER DOOR* Are you interested in PrInCeSsEs?!?!?

[@jadaking9133]

*D O Y O U H A V E A W A T E R F I L T E R?*

[@enzoboss9404]

Was this supposed to be funny

[@kobetiu8628]

6:21 "Do you guys like rap music?" *pulls out rick astley album*

[@lpscocopup8998]

Kobe Tiu there was kidz bob too

[@sampetroes3288]

@@lpscocopup8998 kids BOOP

[@willtheawesome]

I'm giving this up

[@marielle7725]

"Like that smash button" Me: ?? "Wear your..... StAy HyDrAtEd"

[@theunfunny421]

Lol you right

[@thundermax6103]

What worst "listing yours cutsmer" or "sell/donated stuff"

[@fish71347]

Isn't it the other way?

[@fish71347]

Smash the like button?

[@priscillarowe1484]

@Gwen Metheny r/whoooosh

[@JadeTheTherian-lp2io]

"The halloween after the bunny. AnD tHaTs WhY i Am FuRrY" had me cracking up!

[@shwrequest7078]

Mom: Don’t trust strangers! Me: **Goes to a new school with people I don’t know** Mom: *Well dang...*

[@cfn6742]

Romy Alden 👀

[@margaritavalenzuela6224]

Pffffffff hahahahahaahahhahahaha omg i dident think of that hahahahha can i take a moment hahahhaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shwrequest7078]

Took me a while to think of my own original comment guys...😂😂😂

[@cfn6742]

Romy Alden that makes no sense.

[@zzenin-u3o]

Well that’s one way to get out of school

[@jamessimpson3426]

*Mom*: don't talk to strangers. Now at school try to make some friends. *me*: (goes to school) *Mom* did you make any friends? *me* no *Mom* why not? *me*:because everyone there is is a stranger and you said not to talk to strangers. *Mom*: ...

[@dylanschrock388]

Haha

[@nite5087]

lol

[@goongalass930]

thats probably why your mom doesnt loves you

[@damienwytte9089]

This is why I don't trick or treat- "don't take candy from strangers"

[@scarwlf5922]

James Simpson 😂😂

[@izzy5680]

Man:Hey kids want some candy? Kids:No, my mom told me not to take candy from ugly people

[@jesusbotello2240]

🤣🤣

[@liadelacruz7924]

Izzy that is savage

[@dinklebeaniealt]

OOOOOHHHHHHHH

[@sedimentaryrockstan]

Funny and savage at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toxicmist235]

Izzy LOL

[@MFX10-cs6dv]

As a Jehová's witness you have no idea how many people just yell "THERE'S NO ONE HOME"

[@darkyy4480]

“No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers.” Mrbeast: Am I a joke to you?

[@deadlymemes2269]

Yeahhhh

[@deadlymemes2269]

But he doesn't give candy he gives stuff Like ps4pro ,money ,house , furnitures etc

[@deadlymemes2269]

And he is not a stranger

[@darkyy4480]

Atharv Menon mr beast gives some stuff to random people so you can relate and thats what I meant.

[@ulicesplayz5609]

Ok

[@scarlett2811]

" make sure to wear your stay hydrated " *words of true wisdom*

[@vflowersimp]

Yes Bakugou.

[@jsmikey]

@@vflowersimp Yes bakshoto

[@doodlebudandthemagiccookie9809]

N

[@magnet_taco]

oh shoot, where did my stay hydrated go?

[@anirudhani9245]

Yes kirishima

[@PowWowAnimations]

0:18 “This message was brought to you by the dentist of America Association . Remember do not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage with in your mouth. That’s correct we are very small hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugary substances that you are allowed to consume are those which are in circular shape and have the letter “M” printed onto them. During production of this broadcast we are unsure how long this message should be, as it only be on screen for a brief period of; time this has led to us to believe you somehow miraculously pause your entertainment in order to figure out if the “Dentist of America Association” is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember the floss. Oh, you just want to see if something funny written in this long paragraph?... (shoot I’m going to have to think of one of on the spot) umm...what’s a dentist’s favorite movie? Plaque into the Future!...definitely didn’t find a one off Google. Don’t you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They’ll ask “So how was school” and you’d respond with EIDASWKYRASEEADGHK SFD”

[@PowWowAnimations]

Did I just waist my own time? Yes, yes I did.

[@Hunted_Productions]

Thanks for wasting your time, for us.... friend

[@cqkey_]

PowWow Animations of course

[@lollyplayz3659]

PowWow Animations lol yea

[@moomooplopadom5483]

PowWow Animations damn I didn't get 100 likes in 5 mins on my comment which I posted before yours :(

[@DIRTMAN_GAMING]

4:54 the detail in the chewing 💀💀

[@Anotherdayanotherslaypiriod]

Fr☠️😭

[@SushiPizza-nv8zm]

But not talking 😭

[@Howesenberg]

Well someone just lost their Sooubway sponsorship

[@jonathanjessecobb9314]

cakeishere lol👏

[@williamanderson4164]

With extra mayo

[@jezz1217]

"Are you one of my cousins?" Literally what I say to anyone my family invites over , it's usually true though since I'm mexican.

[@alolovesapplecat]

Jezz _ I can relate 😂

[@360headscope3]

2000: DONT GET IN CARS WITH STRANGERS 2020: Uber

[@dicegamez8216]

uber driver is here early 5 minutes early* 5 minutes later* phone: buzzing/notification also phone: your uber driver has just arrived

[@Lobo.98]

2020 yeah they do that

[@justsmile211]

Taxi

[@user-hp3nv4io8d]

LOL

[@krtb99]

thats not 2020 tho

[@infamousaxolotl2067]

2:59 the subtitles😂

[@furryuwu6490]

I’m deaf… being able to listen to written subtitles that we written by James have been really helpful…

[@aieza8767]

True, true.

[@Mikepro-yk8tv]

sad

[@Thekittychannel]

FBI FBI THERE IS A FURRY ON THE LOOSE

[@KrewLover4Life]

They can still see what are typing blu

[@jelocity5978]

@@BluEatsNuggets they can still see You ableist?

[@lpsmilkieway4628]

Adam : "And as always wear your stay hydrated" Me : *dies of laughter*

[@1Koisi]

This man’s vids don’t come in quantity, they come in quality.

[@patatosack7787]

Hi

[@JV-bj4kx]

7 subs anymore

[@baguette745]

Like nigahiga

[@rahrahahahahromaromomoma]

Bot

[@charlescarmichael4695]

YU TUBE O MY TACOS HOI

[@MalachiTooson-Fisher-li9ic]

Your vids are amazing, keep up the good work!

[@squimbol]

Did anyone else pause and read at 0:18? That's the only thing I've read all year

[@maxkewldude5964]

The Danger Noodle Well, La Dee Da.

[@kwakhru435]

The Danger Noodle I did

[@Manny-gz8zv]

The Danger Noodle I

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

Can't read that shit on my phone

[@babumadarasova5193]

The Danger Noodle meeeee

[@Cantoonsanimations]

i will only take candy from YOU James lol

[@hanako9587]

Cantoons halloween?

[@123garich]

Cantoons yeah

[@siege4336]

What if it was an imposter?

[@whoyoucallingpinhead8603]

U right

[@Mollymoo030]

Yeah

[@japishbhola7470]

*Dentist:* *”how was school?”* *Everyone:* *”EHEJSGGDXHHHDJS”*

[@AsttroKnot]

Japish Bhola hmm....wonder where you got that 🤔😂

[@darling-h3w]

Japish Bhola who was In the live strema

[@ckormos11]

That's what every adult says to a kid to start a conversation..... I hate it when they say that. Lol

[@roxasfox8718]

You read it too?

[@flipquake9123]

Japish Bhola u saw it

[@Sanrioloverland]

0:18 I wasted my time reading that long paragraph

[@JTW.12]

Same

[@777lns]

What’s it say?

[@Yellow_sky6733]

@@777lnsI….i have no idea….read it and you’ll understand

[@madeformario1993]

@@777lnsjust read it and waist your time

[@Wixhael]

"I'm a KZbinr, so I'm not going to heaven." I hear that, man.

[@marcostrejo3796]

Ultra Nerd : Am I going to heaven? 😓

[@xp8343]

MTGaming Entertainment Only a select few go to heaven. 144,000 to be exact

[@Blob_07]

Ultra Nerd YES HE WILL

[@Blueteam-to2mz]

Ultra Nerd Yeah, that's offensive.

[@makk09mao]

Xavier Parker no that’s WAAAAY to much, more like 10,000

[@_fishywishy_6597]

“ never accept candy from strangers! “ Halloween : “ *I ‘M BACK BABY* “

[@talonharrison2890]

Arlene Pasternak u stole that

[@hw_973]

Talon Harrison shut up get lost

[@galatic_gamer5745]

Smart answer

[@themadlad_]

BACK IN BLACK

[@joshuaxd65]

@@talonharrison2890 u stole that

[@MrNoob145]

James: Dont take any candy from strangers Halloween: am I a joke to you?

[@monsterbendy9443]

What are going to do on Halloween covid: ima infect ya

[@itsgrey8135]

@@monsterbendy9443 probably show off my fnaf mask I made last year through my window to passing cars in the dark

[@cszlachta]

@IRIS DELGADO IKRRR

[@jaxxzgamer5142]

Yes

[@simonsgink785]

Nobody in the USA went Trick or Treating. And if you did, than how are you still alive?

[@BreeMozzie3]

Stranger Danger! But here we all are..... Talking to strangers.....

[@cesarwell7480]

Internets rhymes with kidnappers I know it doesn’t sound like it but it does

[@cringeworthy8273]

Hello stranger!

[@yomama3665]

Hi there! :D

[@nurmandwi]

I just want to say why the thumbnail and the title change 🤔

[@lolbitismylife2227]

Hai strangers

[@judy_not_moody]

Let’s just admire how the odd1sout can be completely out of ideas and still make a good video

[@wave_gt]

@@adammorrison151 ???

[@adammorrison151]

@@wave_gt think I've been hacked FFS

[@luckyduckyproductions6110]

6:35

[@kp33467]

Who else was expecting the grandma to be totally evil? 😂

[@hulyasurer2521]

Haha me to

[@duvthedolphin7544]

Kaitlyn Powell me tootaly dood

[@l4so102]

Uhhh duh? That was the whole joke? Woooosh question mark?

[@christinasarles5349]

yeah try 70

[@jrlopez1027.]

17? Now u have 170

[@ashandpoppy]

Me: *bangs on the door* FBI OPEN UP!! Stranger: *opens the door slowly* Me: uh hi, would you like some- some- cookies? 👉👈 *two year old voice*

[@mimiestar6237]

As a door to door worker, I rEpSeCT your grandma.... do you know how tiring walking around all day is?? And when you run out of water? Living hell. 🥺

[@TheFattestLInHistory]

Mimie Star lol

[@silkehald3735]

Money is just an object.....okay then why do you want it? 😂 6:05

[@johnbrovak2717]

So you can buy food and water😕

[@Regina-dv5ur]

@Tejal Ingale *Never Reveal Your Real Name*

[@darkoof7478]

Hi My name Is **Inser Name Here**

[@chiharumisaki1565]

I like how they say don’t trust strangers when parents are sending you to school with a bunch of strangers and all your friends used to be strangers at some point.

[@bonkeys3615]

1st of all some random children at school are safe, and the teachers have a legal teaching degree so there is like a 99.99999999% chance school is safe.

[@mariatine11]

@@bonkeys3615 no thats a lie school is not safe

[@stars4ashaa]

@@mariatine11 that is so relatable it hurts

[@mariatine11]

@@stars4ashaa a guy broke his leg at my school 🏫 😳

[@Idk-bd3vd]

Same with your Teacher on the first few minutes XD

[@DestruoTheWithered]

The JW scene made me laugh, I have never known what's its like for the other side cuz I was raised in the truth. 😂

[@techarts8938]

James’s Grandfather: A soldier in WW2 James’s Grandmother: The nicest person on the planet

[@warlordofbritannia]

My granddad: Navy in WW2 and Marine in Korea Also my granddad: An absolute sweetheart and unofficial saint who put up with my racist and blabbermouth nana for 65 years Yup, James’s grandparents check out

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

After any kind of big mental or physical illness, PTSD, the rude people also turns into nicest person because they learn to appreciate the wonders of the world more. Like in recent years, many vietnam veteran has visited Vietnam and the former viet cong soldiers treated them with real kindness. Smiling, laughing like beautiful bonding. It never seemed like they even fought.

[@Steelpoly3dJ316]

You think he went out to fight the nazis because he was a mean guy who wanted an excuse to go on a killing spree? Or did he do it to save innocent people from evil invaders?

[@ericaw7538]

Every parent ever: "don't talk to strangers" me: "then how do I make friends?"

[@Urlocaltheaterkid_gworl]

Lol

[@SonicTheHedgehog336]

You make friends?

[@LinkenK]

That's the point. You don't.

[@AnUncreativeLilWeirdo]

@@SonicTheHedgehog336I’ve never had friends in my life

[@serg.scontentcove]

aside from children

[@ethanhatcher5533]

0:31 he’s still lookin good, eatin those subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he’s still loookin good

[@galacticanimations3568]

Jared: Hey kids. You want some candy? Cartman: Oh fuck it's Jared.

[@mayaa7814]

ethan hatcher agv

[@BlueBoiOfficial]

Remember, remember watching this video for the first time not knowing what a pedophile was

[@david_yt099]

I thought that was filthyfrank

[@jasperfromming6633]

In Germany the local military sometimes knocks on your door and asks for money for cleaning up the soldiers graves created in war.

[@shrylmndl]

James giving a random person his last 30 bucks Also James: Let's make a video about that *Earns thousands of 30 bucks* STONKS! 📈

[@crimebelt]

...

[@youdonthavetheprivilegetok5153]

-Pokémoncentre- ??

[@nave433]

Sheryl Ann Mendiola (that requires work to get thousands of 30 bucks

[@chadyland1578]

Sheryl Ann Mendiola ok? ;;

[@chadyland1578]

-Pokémoncentre- WaTtTtTtTtTtTtTtT???????????

[@kaustubh_kp]

8:48 ware your stay hydrated.

[@Wizardkelly18]

8:46

[@SussLord]

Bas nope "Wear your seatbelt is right." Where means the position someone or something is located. Wear means something to put on you.

[@l-lfranciscogarcial-l79]

Kp _rider b

[@ictasbc]

Bas it’s wear

[@monamations5157]

Stay hydrated

[@jacobc9221]

Big brain: Carry an extra empty wallet on you to show off if someone asks for cash.

[@bloonify3215]

Big brain i do that to

[@ch-ym6pt]

is this a thing in the us ? random people asking for money does it happen frequently?

[@ch-ym6pt]

also is it impolite to walk away? asking out of curiosity

[@matthewestrada870]

what if your real wallet falls out

[@CRIKEYMATETHATSAKANGAROO]

lol

[@joesbakedbeans]

it still is a good video after 5 years

[@ashandpoppy]

Now 6

[@shardabansod5399]

I don't have canned food James-good take this,it 's from house next door

[@poisonivy5077]

Helping the community

[@starrytron3950]

James, your animation is getting SO GOOD! AND GETTING BETTER!

[@myargumentiscompletelyinva6586]

Sticky The Ranter they only color not animate

[@AidanAndAfraid]

Dmfkrk Dkke actually he has some animators iirc

[@exonghc4980]

rush light invader animates those parts.

[@re_yz469]

ikr

[@starrytron3950]

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know. I'm a noob and I care that James has hilarious videos XD Thanks to rush light invader then! :D

[@hurijakuljancic1204]

“Luckily I’m not a salesman” -wears a buy my merch shirt-

[@sweetsugarhoneycandy5458]

@@Ecopetrol2008 Idk

[@zaimaanas]

@@Ecopetrol2008 that has nothing to do with this comment, stop asking people, you are literally advertising your channel which is ridiculous, please stop it

[@dragongeta0368]

@@zaimaanas And you're being rude without reason, pls stop it

[@zaimaanas]

@@dragongeta0368 how am I being rude they are advertising their channel on a comment that has nothing do with that I wasn't being rude I was being honest

[@dragongeta0368]

@@zaimaanas How do you think channels grow up? and not just channels, but companies and other things, that's right, by advertising, yes, I know that the comment has nothing to do with advertising or whatever, but think about this, ads about beauty and cosmetics appear in videos about videogames, yes, it happens, does that have to do with videogames?, no, it doesn't, but it doesn't matter, if you are SO annoyed by it nonetheless, you can just ignore it. The only reason you have to get mad at this type of comments is when said channel, has more than 1m of subscribers because at that point is being greedy

[@alerotina7886]

0:18 BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE PARAGRAPH 😭😭😭 GOT ME ROLLING 😂

[@bhramarbardalei1790]

Yup...kids keep this in mind when you take a candy from a stranger- *"Stranger Danger"*

[@Clydenical]

Bhramar Bar Dalei please sub to me

[@bhramarbardalei1790]

Mansour Ala, well.... it's upto you.

[@critikasalihmeylani]

Stranger guy: * takes 30 dolars from James * James: * Becomes a youtuber and makes a video about it and earns more money than 30 * James: * smart guy meme *

[@danielbrownii3079]

HE'S A BLOODY GENIUS!!!

[@imanidiot7709]

stonks

[@brawnymator1020]

Hackerman

[@avi2856]

Daniel Brown II Dollars

[@goob3005]

*_S t o n k s_*

[@danegger595]

Wear your stay hydrated, good moral Adam. 😂

[@P_stelz.]

“Wear your stay hydrated”

[@manan7513]

We know JAmEs WorKed aT SSssooOoOUUuuBWAYY

[@TamsmitSam]

Manan Patel we also know he's a furry

[@carl6577]

Manan Patel p

[@originalscore]

subwoy

[@fifthhokage4576]

Manan Patel I’m just like u posted this comment and it’s like 400 likes I’m just like Merry crrstler

[@originalscore]

Manan Patel 8

[@quaxzfn9815]

So yeah don't listen to strangers unless it's Theodd1out,s so yeah listen to famous strangers

[@avaalexis281]

Lollololololopolpl

[@KinglyPeasant]

It sounds like someone..... WANTS TO SELL ME MERCH! KZbinrs: "I told you he was on to us."

[@oreninja1236]

KZbinrs: Run guys protect the merch we still need to sell more

[@vinnyb8213]

KinglyPeasant *rice gum

[@vinnyb8213]

*me

[@gamedude3005]

yeah but he made a comic about it

[@Rykersgaming2]

Oddsoneout is amazing all of us should appreciate what he makes for us

[@tatertot5772]

James: huh? Thats coincidentally enough for cigarettes. Me:how do you know that?

[@theninjaperson6996]

illuminate music starts playing

[@jimmyneautronsbtchboy6633]

I'm sure he doesn't smoke he might have a relative or friend that smokes. :I

[@cuberynth3079]

General knowledge

[@bartbarrington7917]

Yah James how OwO

[@darthestar8791]

Me: He might've looked up the information?

[@uttarandas8113]

"Until I was eight years old". The fingers 😂😂😂😂

[@poisonivy5077]

Whatchu mean all hands have eight fingers I thought this was common knowledge

[@skitsavage]

oof man

[@uttarandas8113]

@@poisonivy5077 I don't about u but I was tricked into believing that I had 11 fingers.

[@poisonivy5077]

@@uttarandas8113 huh weird so you had eight on one hand and three on the other. Sir I think you should go to guiness world records you could be famous for that!

[@uttarandas8113]

@@poisonivy5077 actually the trick went like: He would back count the fingers of one hand like 10,9,8,7,6 And ask 6 + 5(of other hand)?? I would say 11. Voila you have 11 fingers. Ya I was very intelligent those days.

[@livvv_yt]

"Don't talk to strangers!!!" Me: My parents told me that... That explains why I have no friends!

[@joyceching7109]

Hahahahaha

[@suvangoda7773]

Yo, this actually makes complete sense.

[@livvv_yt]

Stealthy Exactly

[@sofiaurmom7439]

Lol

[@chrismlati2478]

Haha

[@IOSAGifts]

TheOdd1sOut, This is so fun! I'm happy I found your channel!

[@stormshade4277]

I literally died the moment he said “my mom’s not home” LOL

[@emadtheavatar3320]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[@emadtheavatar3320]

LOL hahahahaha so funny!!!!!!!!

[@emadtheavatar3320]

YOU DIED WHAT

[@bia_tastic]

IKRRR

[@srirampant3135]

What ? You too buddy ? XD

[@milllyyyyy]

*I used to say "STWANGERR DWANGERRR" a lot in 2nd grade.*

[@aileenrubio56]

Milly Plays I say that now

[@sagiepuff]

Milly Plays in second grade I said “Stanger Danger” because I could actually talk properly lol

[@poppyhoward1306]

Milly Plays SAME

[@BL4Z3D]

Your my insporation

[@halfwayhappy3139]

Milly Plays same

[@justleia164]

I love how at the end card he said “like that smash button” 😂

[@harleymorgan863]

And wear your highdrated

[@justleia164]

Yesss 😂

[@papacarson8551]

How are you top comment with 15 likes

[@justleia164]

I have no idea OvO

[@molly4919]

@@papacarson8551 prolly cause it’s the most recent!!

[@suhasgurram7964]

Universal answer for a salesperson: "Ah! My mom isn't home" 🙂🙂