Stream Highlights: 14-19/2/2017

[@Joshimuz]

OH GOD I FORGOT TO EDIT OUT/PUT A MESSAGE ABOUT THE WEBCAM NOT MOVING. IT'S JUST A PICTURE I HAD FOR A JOKE WHEN I HAD NO CAM, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Bamibalgenieter12]

that was a marvelous run you had with your eyes open the whole time.

[@srdjanpustai3210]

Joshimuz i was about to ask about webcam lol

[@TheTruth-es9yi]

Joshimuz its okay 😉

[@gavinbeacom3251]

Joshimuz Unlucky

[@Emka877]

Mmmh I think that you actually have a cam, but you just want to hide your epic ventriloquism and telepathic computer controlling skills! :O :O #conspiracy

[@prayzqek9112]

I don't know why, but your videos have such a comfy feeling.

[@Joshimuz]

The secret is that I don't try too hard. A lot of other streamers/youtubers, try too hard to make it "professional" or anything

[@YungTemmie]

Joshimuz Dude you ARE trying very hard, you need to be relaxed and let go, that's why you fail so much, you need to calm down.

[@SuperPookieee]

You don't understand what he means, do you...?

[@thishandelisntavailable]

I just feel comfy watching GTA San Andreas clips cuz the world in the game feels like home

[@alalmalal]

Prayz Qek it's a familiar ritual by now

[@DontYouLookAtMe.]

6:45 We seem to be defying gravity haha Ive never heard smoke say that till now

[@lazo2]

I didnt know joshimuz was such a good ventriloquist

[@TechAddictSimon]

Kiseli Kupus Kappa

[@gabipojar]

Kiseli Kupus me too bro .. me too

[@ultimatecontagion]

Goddamn you're right. He's fucking magical.

[@arrow2full]

his facial expression says it all

[@Truxyric]

🗿

[@snoopdoggydog172]

Omfg for a good minute I was staring at his image waiting for his reaction ahahahahah

[@CutePuppy351]

Joshimuz: "Well done, _fucking amazing."_ CJ: _"Well done, brilliant driver."_ *_Roasts feat. Carl Johnson_*

[@skudnu5462]

Josh you cant upload 22 minutes without ads in them. Normally I complain about them but you deserve it.

[@BigBoss0141]

NGHTMRE eeeesssa

[@h67272]

just started watching your videos but I'm been addicted to watching them

[@CuntBlones]

harrychl same lmao

[@FrightNFight]

I love your pic

[@krm6255]

1:14 That CJ line right at the end though. Perfect timing.

[@NightingaleBF]

I really like this guy. Most sincere KZbinr. Not like every other dumbs 'yooooooo hello KZbin it's your boiii so hit that like button, smash that like button' bullshits. Just plays, editing and sharing. All I see is a nice British accent guy tries to play games fast. Love your content josh. Thank yt for recommend your channel. Keep it up

[@radiomirrorpark819]

Kadir Bülbül same

[@maniek19194]

Kadir Bülbül becouse hes streamer not youtuber

[@slobert]

> a nice British accent guy tries to play games fast Josh, you should put this in your Twitch bio.

[@ProdigalJunkie]

If you want to find another quality british KZbinr like that check out Helloween4545.

[@G0LDB0XB1ZN3Z]

Kadir Bülbül If you need someone similar check out Adam_ak

[@Furko08]

KZbin really wants you famous, I hadn't subscribed yet but this still got recommended to me five minutes after upload

[@Joshimuz]

Dude, nice

[@VeyronBD]

Same here, its the reason I found this channel in the first place.

[@maciej567]

Same here :P

[@MidnightMechanic]

I'm thinking KZbin's doing some good now and not fucking around with people's viewership numbers and subscriber base? It's good when a relatively small channel gets recognition these days, makes your KZbin career a whole lot easier.

[@nigelmiller5609]

Literally same here this gta speed run stuff just showed up in my recommended.

[@bronwyn.406]

1:09 listen to CJ after Josh done explaining about how he crashed his bike and made it despawned "Well done , brilliant driving."

[@ultimatecontagion]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrAvocadoMan]

A British person saying fuck sake is my favorite thing in the world

[@bruhSaintJohn]

*Fock's sike

[@Matesponja]

A day with Joshimuz's Highlights is a happy day..

[@POLARTTYRTM]

I have no idea why youtube recommended your channel, but I'm glad it did. Watched you years ago but didn't subscribe, totally forgot about your content.

[@CapitalRK]

Thank you for uploading these, laughing every time i watch your videos.

[@Joshimuz]

Thanks, I know a lot of people miss my streams due to my mostly terrible streaming schedule so I try a little harder than most to upload highlights :P

[@vytenis4898]

ye i have no time to watch streams when u stream , but i always watch ur youtube vids

[@IIIRobIII]

that webcam has me pissing myself with laughter lol.

[@SweetSawlt]

"We seem to be defying gravity my man" I'm fucking dead.

[@hostileraccoon9604]

*car turns upside down* *CJ exits the car* *Car lights on fire* Big Smoke with a sosiopathic voice " *get in* "

[@kiwicami287]

We seems to be defying gravity my man

[@ichmag11]

rip cam

[@oni47]

One of a few youtubers where i have notifications on

[@greed1725]

*the only youtuber

[@uvuvwevwevweonyentenyevweu9405]

6:48 "We seem to be defying gravity my man?!" LoL

[@Tajiri1986]

every night before i sleep i listen to your sweet lullaby of mechanical keyboard

[@TheMonKlingTon]

2:20 bless you

[@celeb1723]

7:30 his body has evolved, so now he can talk to us with telepathy, such a great person !

[@kristiann4346]

these videos remind me of childhood and playing videogames at my grandma's house. they're nice to watch before bed.

[@underdasher9915]

Damn I’m still watching these videos today, and they are as good as I remembered!

[@deadeyes2803]

Your stream highlights are like the best thing in speedrunning to watch i allways look forward to them

[@drebengolem]

Keep it up Josh, I am a fan of your content for quite some time now, and I'm loving it

[@666Soviet]

That feeling when Josh uses one of the highlight YOU typed in chat! I achieved something!

[@ByRaZoR55]

That picture is actually Josh's general mood when he's running SA.

[@wirtuozsnu]

Hurraaay, another episode of my favourite show "Bad luck Joshi"

[@TheMasterGamer94Meck]

You have easily become one of my favorite streamers

[@Тимур-ц7ь5ц]

Your vids being recommended even in russia. So i subscribed to this long haired dude

[@FederationStarShip]

*uploads another 4 hour gameplay* RESPECT +

[@Jeesusnasaretilainen6699]

blink%

[@NK47k]

20:15 CJ's dialogue my fav moment in this video

[@TheTruth-es9yi]

Hey Josh! I love your streams and videos man! Keep up!

[@realcartoongirl]

josh playing 16:10 is so nostalgic

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

"Sweet's car is ablaze and he's too smart to run back in" LMAO Never seen that one before.

[@Mark-hh9du]

Imagine you have watched Josh's video enough you can predict his exact reaction.

[@keremtuna5306]

6:57 Car is ablaze. Smoke: "Get in!"

[@alansmith1220]

So happy that this channel get recommended to me. Now my recommended box it almost filled with your videos! :D

[@saaamx19]

Your videos and Hugo One's videos popped up in my recommended at a time which surprisingly I was questioning if there were speedrunners for GTA San Andreas. Thanks, KZbin, for recommending such people! :D

[@saaamx19]

Also, how do you run this fast?

[@THEwed123wet]

dude you're the most patient person i ever saw , if i fail a mission like that i would probaly swear really hard, love your content though :)

[@jiminycricket8248]

5:08 He's moving, he's alive. Stay alive, man. And also : get in.

[@batmangovno]

I haven't played SA for a long time...This takes me back.

[@zeewey9337]

Vehicules driven in this Highlights : -FCR-900 -Blade -Wayfarer -Tanker -Freeway -Broadway -Greenwood -Glendale -Merit -Cabbie -HPV1000 (Cop bike) -Sanchez -Ranger -Fortune -Squalo -Monster

[@jugov1c]

first, instant like before even watching. the legend says that joshimuz answers the first ones. :)

[@SiameseDream97]

rip

[@XiledGamer00]

Everything is so basic it stands out from the rest of the channels Kappa :D

[@iJulioRocha]

I love watching your videos!

[@tonyhawk667]

Júlio Rocha and I love watching you, my dear.

[@AdamoLechita1337]

I love ur videos ^^ Joshy is the best guy recording Gta :D

[@germa2k]

that webcam creeped me out for a sec lol

[@a.b.t.animation8158]

im addicted to U Josh!!!!!!!!!

[@DjMarcoVi]

8:57 “oh, the rain stopped. How lovely” 😂😂😂

[@halfofakebab1659]

You've been practicing your ventriloquist skills, I can see, Josh.

[@KumiesCummies]

I swear, the Mission Failed messages are funny as fuck. I wish there were more humorous ones in GTA V. “Sweet’s car is ablaze and he’s too smart to get back in!”

[@Luca-yz7is]

Josh should start a samp series

It took me about 4 minutes to realize that the cam was just a static image

[@dolphonnn]

I think it's amazing the way you talk without moving your mouth nor any part of your face.

[@FinnishGuy47]

22:40 Smoke may not have died, but rather went inside the train door and ran super fast to the end of the train.

[@krakeee]

I'm really enjoying these videos

[@Eii22]

wow Josh your channel is growing quickly! soo nice to see!

[@ag-4742]

0:48 this the first time i hear him sayin' " motherf**ker

[@raducretoi712]

you sir deserve more subscribers

[@jeff-nz3ij]

you seem to never get stale joshi

[@Joshimuz]

Too much salt to get stale

[@chill4579]

most realist, genuine streamer out, wish you all the best for your channel, ✌ ✊

[@halfofakebab1659]

Loving these long SA highlight videos.

[@Suppafuzg]

I think he's the only channel I'll click the bell for

[@Joshimuz]

Probably the only channel that won't explicitly ask you too, thanks :P

[@Suppafuzg]

Joshimuz Oh snap, long time fan, so glad you're back to sa

[@LPGangstahKillahBO2]

Damn, because of your videos I started playing GTA:SA legit again. I never played the whole story without cheats

[@Szczypek223]

Your picture instead of cam is epic. I didn't noticed at first. :D

[@Katerpillar]

I watched like 3 hours of that stream that u were concentrated, 3 hours of fun for sure

[@KaizoM]

Que buena manera de acabar la semana que con uno de tus vídeos.

[@Nichtzukennen]

Someday... someday I will have the time and luck to watch one of your Livestreams. :D Keep up with the good work! You are one of the only channels wich videos I binge watch! (the other videos i binge watch are Gordon Ramsay clips and the Old Top Gear clips)

[@rutger5510]

what the fuck I just looked at your socialblade and your stats from the last 30 days are insane, you got a 1200% view increase and a 3000% sub increase?!

[@WeaponizedAutism47]

Glad to see you back

[@thomas5816]

I needed to take 5 minutes to calm down from laughing at 0:47 lol!

[@nikobeliicaddict]

Now your body and soul are attached to San Andreas, next gen speedruns, you don't run the Game, THE GAME RUNS YOU

[@Andefir]

Your the reason i restarted playing gta san andreas. I also love your gta vids!

[@Gigidag77]

Big Smoke: “Get In.“ *BOOM*

[@kiwicami287]

We seem to be defying gravity my man!

[@nicholas8592]

hey man I just cant get enough of your vids im also watching you on twitch pls dont stop doing gta sa

[@Hugo-tv6mb]

when swimming lower your cam to water level where you basiclly have the splashes against the screen, this lowers your fps and the lower the fps the faster you swim

[@Hugo-tv6mb]

this is easily proven when im playing online with mates with shit pcs who run slower but swim faster than me with a decent one

[@MewsDabest]

Hugo It's also proven by if you have fps limiter on then you swim super fast but if you have fps limiter off then you swim slow asf

[@fenn_fren]

It is also proven that if you don't play the game in the first place, you'll complete the whole game under a second.

[@charlesd-wayne9449]

@@fenn_fren lmao

[@ltpierce1]

Great videos, especially when i'm suppose to be studying

[@BringUsTheGirl]

Thanks, didn't mean to sleep anyway. But seriously: Glad you're back

[@xXDaberndXx]

Wow such a non clickbait title. That really intrigued me

[@Joshimuz]

Reverse clickbait, I'm ahead of the game

[@Falaxuper]

Everyone here is saying that Josh is not blinking, lol he just blinks when you do

[@jev507]

All these GTA SA vids are making me feel like playing them again

[@MidnightMechanic]

Is there any way to TAS this speedrun to get the frame perfect cutscene skips? Even just a secure save state would prevent soft locking before the cutscene starts. Unfortunately this seems easier on console games played on emulator than the PC games themselves right out of the box.

[@khrxmme5498]

I can watch your streams this week :D

[@wen1600]

00:00, perfect time to watch highlights :)

[@amazingshot300]

Smoke knows how to deal with trains

[@seven7862]

When cars are next to *each chother*

[@mexdi773]

every morning im gonna check if you are streaming :)

[@dizzyav]

1:13 SUCH good timing with CJ speaking lmao

[@Refo3000]

I want to call you my daddy

[@Joshimuz]

You can if you want I guess... Daughter

[@JizzyJazz]

Ok. Uncle.

[@foxyreptile6409]

lmfao owned

[@mycathasglaucoma1596]

like if owned....

[@FurryDanOriginal]

FoxyReptile "owned" fits it kind of well

[@Rasim-rz7bk]

Wow, you must be a very good actor, not everyone can talk without even moving.

[@DistantLegacy_]

would you consider uploading some more full streams to this channel? great vid as usual too :3

[@Xiefux]

I legit thought it was my cat who was doing the noise.

[@happyhellday3]

0:39 I guess crashing his bike really worked up an apatite for CJ.