Stuff Music Teachers Say

[@laurynblake5379]

"One more time." Biggest lie a music teacher ever tells.

[@LCurry-ni8xd]

I know right! In our school marching band when the teacher says it's the last time everyone yells "THATS A LIE" 😂😂

[@nataliatheweirdo]

Lauryn Blake ikr!!!

[@JDexHuken]

so true

[@bethsieb7373]

Lauryn Blake that's so true

[@tableham]

to extend off of that... "if we get it right, we'll move on"

[@ssbbsonic1]

1: I am sorry that I am an angry band teacher 2: I will try to be nicer 3: 1 and 2 are lies 4: Go Practice

[@circo_]

no

[@kaysicobbin7723]

When music teachers say "one more time" they really mean your going to keep re-doing it until i feel you've improved. Ever heard this? "DON"T LOOK AT ME. the music isn't on MY forehead. Its on YOUR paper. *looks at paper* WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR PAPER? I"M UP HERE.

[@lollpop8119]

Kaysi Cobbin IN MY FIRST YEAR IN VIOLIN MY TEACHER WOULD ALWAYS FREAKINF SAY THAT

[@legitnesquick]

Kaysi Cobbin sammeee 😂

[@jemberbizuneh7998]

My band teacher does the same...but when we dont look he dousnt care as long as you ply it right

[@sydmc2525]

"That was good, now play it like a musician!" ALL THE TIME.

[@woofwinkle1467]

STOP *snap* SPEEDING *snap* UP *snap* THIS IS THE BEAT *snap* DON'T GO FASTER *snap* THAN THIS *snap*

[@intermedianguitarsguild4482]

my band teacher every day

[@traceybower4189]

exposed My orchestra teacher. 😂

[@someguy7633]

exposed's comment = my band teacher every *snap* freaking *snap* day *snap*

[@katherineshideouslaughter]

We were playing the accompaniment to a trombone concerto once in concert band (at the time it was without the soloists) and our conductor was singing the solo, and then to the tune of the solo started saying (will the clarinets follow the beat). He also calls you can't stop the beat from hairspray you can't follow the beat as the entire band aside from percussion has offbeats for the first few bars, he gave up and decided to just count us in and then walk off and sit down somewhere (he did it in the actual concert too).

[@thelights4457]

lol. "we got faster and then lost the dynamics. now do it again" haha

[@jazzfrogs]

My middle school band teacher when I was in eighth grade: "The time doesn't change until it changes."

[@bhinderbinder]

+Sasha Braus I played oboe in jr. high and my band teacher was always on the verge of a meltdown. Later I found out he died of a heart attack! poor guy....

[@Ociloc]

My middle school teacher was my mother

[@Lindzdf]

I knew automatically that "one more time" would be in here at least once!!

[@ahtartersauce101]

I'm waiting for: "It's Levi-O-saaaa. Not Levio-SAAA!" lol

[@oliviagrim95]

Michael Carrillo YESSS HERMIONE GRANGER I SEE YOU ARE A SIRIUS POTTERHEAD

[@professorseverustobiassnap1566]

Catstar123 TFM Can you tell I am 😂

[@mariar.4893]

Michael Carrillo ayyy

[@lilylou2615]

Michael Carrillo I’m a potterhead too!

[@galacticmess7050]

My teacher always says "Don't go faster, stop speeding up". In every lesson 😂😂😂😂

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

Well...maybe, just maybe, perhaps, quite possibly, you need to stop speeding up.

[@galacticmess7050]

Maaaybe e.e Im improving actually, But that was in the past, when I was months on the violin, almost six years ago, so that "Stop going so fast" thing it's not a problem now.

[@OtakuMadnesspwns]

I played the clarinet all throughout high school. My music teacher's favorite word? "Embouchure. Embouchure. EMBOUCHURE." Also "Look at me. Watch me. Eyes on me."

[@jennyoyster5054]

Otaku Madness 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@francinebonnefoy6364]

One more time. *Three weeks later* Now just one more time.

[@yoyopo2]

"Lets tune one more time."

[@ashliexo]

Did anyone else think that when he said "Sing this pitch" It sounded like "Sing this bitch."? Now sing this bitch.

[@kalieshockney8777]

Music Teacher: "Ok, we are going to play one more time through, I promise." *plays through the music* "Saxophone was too loud. Lets do it again." .... The moment you want to throw a pencil at someone but you don't have one with you.

[@liberaazzurra]

Nightmare Song You have a trombone.

[@lamzy8641]

Noice pun

[@kimjongun9311]

Do**

[@LucileGuo]

"GUYS SHUT UP!" "No, tenors, play SOFTER!! MICHAEL, SOFTER!" "See, the reason we're dragging... everone:'PIT!!!' Ok, now we're rushing because -everyone else: DRUMLINE!!!" "WATCH!!!!!!!!!" "WATCH THE STINKIN DRUM MAJOR, THEY'RE NOT UP THERE FLAPPING THEIR ARMS AROUND FOR NO REASON!" "Hey, trumpets..." "We'll move on once piccolos are tuned" "SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO YOUR JOB!" "You had one job..." "No, like, HIT the timpani" just some of my personal favorites

[@stutterstutterr50]

I can totally relate to the "okay.. ONE more time.." -_-

[@abigailkrauss437]

With my choir director it's always. "Mark it in your music!" "This was just supposed to be a quick run-through and it's been twenty minutes!"

[@unproductiveproductions5475]

The band teacher always goes: CAMERON DON'T HIT THAT WITH THAT.

[@_cynth_wave]

THAT'S WHAT ... *backs away*

[@gale5393]

the voice teacher with the white striped shirt is so sassy I love it omg

[@blackhatstudios5673]

He’s currently teaching choir at my school, we watched this in class

[@SamHickmanComedy]

'STOP SPEEDING UP! THIS IS THE BEAT!' I say that at least once a week!

[@crisgallardo8512]

me everyday

[@trrblv3]

my violin teacher: "sound less violiny and more trumpety." Not even kidding those are his exact word or "makes this more wooshy" and I'm just like ummmm okkk

[@lucyfoster4082]

Wow that's amazingly nonhelpful of a comment.

[@ambarrivera6049]

Alexandra S and here I'm battling to make my violin sound like a violin...

[@jackarose2]

One more time is my band director's favorite term

[@tjflanagan4527]

Alex_The_GRR8 ikr

[@giulianastephens3400]

same xD

[@foreverkilljoy2451]

Honestly feel bad for my band director. so many kids are not made to do music. they don't have a good ear for music, they are practically tone deaf, and they can't follow directions.

[@ahmaddeedatibrahim6631]

I can work with tone deaf. I have trouble with those who *won't* follow directions. Discipline and motivation can help even a disadvantaged old beginner. Ego and stubbornness always destroy even a genius prodigy.

[@bubulushka]

Forever Killjoy how do you know that you have the ear for music?

[@bubulushka]

Kageyama Tobio sorry man i was more or less angry at the op, sorry for tagging u ❤

[@antonve9951]

I think what they mean by a "good ear for music" is understanding how notes sound or even tuning with other instruments

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

That's baloney. ANYONE can do it with a GOOD teacher. If you CAN'T it's the person teaching you.

[@oliviagrim95]

Who else hears their teacher say "COUNT. COUNT EVERY TIME YOU PLAY YOU WILL GET BETTER!!!!" *plays without counting and teacher gets impressed* HAH you thought

[@mayfl0wers]

"You have to read the music." "Why are you still reading the music?" OMG STORY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC CAREER

[@isaiahbaggett2758]

anyone else yell out "paradiddle" at 1:20 before the teacher said it?

[@jaxsonrives7813]

Yes indeed I did

[@slaynwilder6856]

me!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@Megarandomblob]

guilty

[@theweirdscape]

guilty as charged xD

[@CNR.5K]

no, I'm a singer, I thought they were writting Rei La Rei Rei and was really confused

[@GlitteryDinosRAWRgoogleplus]

some of my personal favorites from my choir teacher "look at your music not at me. I don't have the music tattooed on my face" "I almost liked it" "uh is for under the pitch, ah is for on top of the pitch" "this time in English" "then sing it that way!"

[@ClassicRock-fo1iw]

Wheres: OR ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME?

[@ivyburns1329]

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Whiplash

[@YaneMarieSleppy]

After 13 years of teaching, I don't even bother asking how much practice was done during the week because I already know by the way the student is _walking_. "One more time," That's what I say! 😹 Michael Aaron method.

[@let716]

"do not look at your fingers. they will still be there."

[@sephill9356]

"YOU MUST READ THE MUSIC" Lmao. That line always crack me up. It's so relatable in so many levels XD

[@user-bk1qm2jt3m]

“You’re making progress” so relatable

[@alyssapaull2128]

The whole video is just "INTONATION" screamed very angrily.

[@koeien9939]

alyssa paull YES!!

[@lifeaccordingtome4283]

"Cut your nails." "Watch my hands." "1, 2, 3, - and by the way ______" "Who is in the wrong key?"

[@Hen16]

For the final, father fucking time, was I rushing, or was I dragging?!

[@LinkedWithZelda]

Not quite my tempo

[@coze7669]

Major Biggles NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO

[@Craftygal1Dgirl]

My life = Sit at the edge of your seat. Now, One more time. Altos, stop singing the soprano part! (I'm a soprano) You've had this music for a while now, you should have memorized it! Put your hands to your side. Guys, you don't sing that low!

[@logonfrog]

The choir teacher is EXACTLY like every choir teacher I've ever had!

[@VegetaSoup]

Actually, reading the description, I noticed that this is an awesome way to solve a lot of music programs being cut. I love this video even more,

[@urgaguer]

the hold your hands like this is too real

[@hannahkemarly6089]

STOP. SPEEDING. UP. THIS IS. THE BEAT. DON'T. GO FASTER. THAN THIS. True as heck

[@frankwaymustdie5922]

My ballet teacher literally says "do it one more time" millions times each class it drives me insane

[@Faith-gx6ol]

"You guys suck!" *throws stuff*

[@nature192]

I was in orchestra, viola last year but now im in color guard. when I listened i heard it in my teacher's voice he said every single thing in this so video, so accurate! :)

[@alisoncarlisle84]

My piano teacher's favorite phrases: Use the metronome! 4 octaves warm up, not 2 COUNT! Teacher: Okay, now go home and practice this part for 20 minutes. Me: This is 3 measures long... Relax your wrists! Move over a second, let me show you. And, the one I hate the most: Alright, have this memorized by next week. Love my teacher though! She's amazing, I've improved so much under her. Listen to your teachers kids, they actually do know what they're doing. Most of the time. ;)

[@myorch]

Just passed 60,000 views! Good job Jessica Chriesman!

[@dyray732]

As a bass player, my teacher is like: "A better shift would be from 2nd to 4th then back to 1st and then 9th position instead of all of it in 1st position."

[@koeien9939]

Dy Ray Sighz I understand I play violin and my teacher will be like "let's make it interesting how about from 1st to 5th then back on an awkward 2nd position to a 4th that's lying in the middle of the fingerboard... no I understand it can all be played in 1st position but this is more fun" *violin screeches*

[@JetFuueled]

What other chorus students gets nitpicked for a mess up on tall vowels? 8D

[@alucio545]

You know I'm a singer cause when he played the piano I automatically matched the pitch! Oh the struggle!

[@karenviolinist]

I'm a string player and I also matched pitch... More like musician struggles!

[@alucio545]

karenviolinist It's like breathing to us. We don't think about it we just do it.

[@karenviolinist]

Exactly! I'm in percussion class. We started paradiddles the class after I saw this. And my teacher introduced it just about the exact same was as this video said it.

[@oliviagriffith3626]

No no. It's "oh" not "ohhhhh". Tall vowels.

[@kristenhowe8438]

Ashley L ME TOO

[@sk8rjer]

This is indeed making life bearable!!! grin... I did love it!! I'm 79 and I still remember at age 6 my teacher with a ruler smacking the back of my hands with it!!

[@circo_]

a literal quote from my band teacher in the middle of a song teacher: *starts coughing really hard* kid sitting next to me: mr. a, you okay? (we all stopped playing) teacher: *cough* i'M pErFeCt kEeP pLaYiNg

[@josephoneil6300]

SHOUT OUT TO THOSE WHO SAT UP WHEN THEY SAID SIT UP LMFAO

[@AvisNotHere]

my life as a concert violinist: Ok... lets play this measure individually.

[@ZiXinChen-c5u]

Siilver Poiison I FREAKING KNOW RIGHT

[@saila4636]

My piano teacher is amazing. She is the most supportive, lovely and selfless person I know. Also such a great teacher. I've learned so much in 5,5 years and I'm so thankfull for her. I have now graduated the highest level that I can in my music school. Only in 5 years, because of her.

[@mcwooley]

"I think you're having too much fun with this"

[@mcwooley]

I had a music ed teacher in college who always said "you just have to trust me"

[@igneo.s4554]

After watching this I feel like I have the best and loveliest teacher in the world. Which I don't doubt.

[@mcwooley]

"Better musicians are better people" (at concert of selective students)

[@stayfree879]

My guitar teacher's personal favourite: "You're over-thinking it."

[@maradysun4841]

Thanks for this VDO, I really love it. I have subscribed your channel for new VDOs from you more.

[@kirstenbarr1665]

my orchestra teacher:viola's play louder me and the one other viola: *tries to play louder*

[@neilorourke71]

"mommy made me mash my m&m's" my 7th grade chorus teacher did the EXACT same warm-up. *chills*

[@ghostlat]

"That was good... Now play it like you're a musician."

[@mcwooley]

Woodwind teacher: Don't practice brasswind Brasswind teacher: Don't practice woodwind

[@laurieschang2]

"Mommy made me mash my m&mms oh my" -my chorus teacher AHHHHHHHHHHH SO ACCURATE

[@ZanWhen]

"Where are we starting?" "Oh, 15 measures from measure 23."

[@AlamNaOrganization]

15/16 time sig!? 4:27 WTF!

[@megamountainman5230]

It happens sometimes. It's fun.

[@alspal]

"fun"

[@horsegirlb7120]

There's an awesome flute duet book entirely comprised of asymmetrical meter I used to sight read from in lessons with a teacher one summer. I WISH I KNEW THE NAME OF THAT BOOK - sorry. Yeah 15/16 is a thing.

[@vZZenn]

Technical death metal

[@megamountainman5230]

vZZenn I was thinking more prog metal.

[@ellicerslavic]

This started off funny and relatable but ended stressful and relatable

[@DerpWithMeMC]

This is quite similar to my band teacher, just add in a BUNCH of sarcasm and boom! My band teacher

[@davidpersson7835]

"Breathe" Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Please teach me

[@Schwallex]

Thing is, you do have to practice every day. And once you do practice every day, nobody ever tells you to practice every day. The best of both worlds.

[@alphadawgxx]

"That was good. Now play it like you're a musician." "You have to read the music." "Look at me, not at the paper." "A tall vowel!" My high school chorus experience in a nutshell.

[@lenoremadeleine654]

Choir: sings* Choral director:great job y’all!!! DO IT AGAIN

[@movietake2954]

Omg this is soo true. My piano teacher would send me out of my lesson because he thought " I didnt practice it enough" when I actually practice half an hour a day

[@MrDanielBrisk]

You are under the false assumption that practicing for 1/2 hour a day is enough. It isn't. Music takes discipline. That short of a time a day ain't discipline.

[@jhmusic5615]

Practice 1 to 2 hours

[@jhmusic5615]

+Mark L. Ferrer I agree. I used to practice for a little bit, but found better results when I practiced slowly and made sure everything was right

[@CirnoIceFairy]

i'm sorry to hear that :(

[@4everawesomness]

"Play it one more time" The has the whole class do it 10 more times. Every single music teacher is guilty of this.

[@jiggywiggy9332]

Thanks for the video, Matt Smith

[@violetrose1017]

"Good things are happening" "You didn't practice this did you?"

[@brandoncastillo5995]

Is it just me, or does one of the dudes look a lot like Loki?

[@lem0ncakesss632]

Brandon Castillo ok yes. I agree. A like teen loki.

[@juliaanne2263]

holy shit-

[@MusicMysteryLover]

"Let's keep reviewing this one." I PLAYED IT EXACTLY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[@xracecar]

"'If it doesn't leave a mark, you're good.' That's what my old supervisor said." -String Ensemble Teacher

[@grellsutcliffe7637]

"THE BEAT GOES LIKE THIS" my teacher all the time because I keep speeding up

[@brandonfrench6340]

RLRR or LRLL is a whole paradiddle the exercise just alternates between your hands with the starting beat

[@charlotte7406]

"Sit up straight" & "Hold your trumpet up" Is all I ever hear my teacher say!

[@redbeard16]

"that was great, now let's do it one more time" ...constantly be heard coming from my mouth! & "keep your reed wet, we live in a desert!"

[@ashleywagers6611]

"Okay okay perfect!!! That's exactly how I want it!! Now let's do it one more time to make sure it wasn't a fluke."

[@valkubuslover1942]

Teaching someone music is actually really fun i did it once with a girl that used to be in band and had forgoten alot of the notes and i actually made her remember them again and even teached her new ones but she was kinda bored because i forced her to learn them but we were bored so we tryed it

[@akasquishy98]

"Sustain!!" "Subdivide!!" and my band directors always say things when their counting off or when theyre singing what we did wrong

[@ursismin2463]

“DONT BREATHE HERE!!” “SIT AT THE END OF YOUR SEAT!!!” “ crescendo!!!!!!”

[@MarsLos10]

"You were rushing" A phrase my teacher is telling me in every single lesson xD.

[@thesunkeeper100]

MarsLos10 but you are mlg Mozart...

[@a-muse6567]

So, what have you been working on this week? Did I already talk to you about (the circle of fifths, the different modes of the major scale, etc)? Have you been playing along with the song?

[@CrazyBassClarinetist]

But I love my band staff, they're all so funny and wonderful, and they make our band wonderful haha.

[@ornellina_]

my piano teacher is literally ‘one more time’ and ‘you must read music’, but i love her anyway lol

[@joyk1869]

*deep breath* "...you're making progress"

[@NiceWatchMiss]

My drum teacher is like that. One more time. Very good! Now One more time from the top please.

[@bbcandos22]

I was cracking up from the beginning! this is sooooooo true!!!!

[@danielacarrera2492]

Yes!!! My singing teacher acts exactly as you!!!

[@lucywhitehead4592]

"IT'S NOT A SONG, IT'S A PIECE!"

[@august3833]

4:12 I've sung so many songs like that!

[@kkimmel81]

DAD!!!!! If you are from Rockford MI and marched Masai Mara you know exactly what I am saying .................. Go Flutes!!!!

[@drewg.4779]

"You're holDING THE TIE TOO LONG" "Pit stop speeding up the winds are going to die if you go that fast" "Sound less like a robot"