stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls | Perfect Person Ep. 77

[@PerfectPerson]

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[@he.said.teenjiejer]

living for miles defending his decision to put “banged my frenemy’s dad” into the episode as if absolutely anyone was gonna complain about hearing that juicy juicy update

[@FrannieHarvey]

he should use it in every recap honestly

[@Han_jinhee]

I’m stilling screaming listening to the original call.

[@madeline2282]

That is the gateway episode I introduce all my friends to 😂

[@hadesisbaby]

that dad is a creep with zero self control lmao

[@leslieg108]

That girl needs allllll the therapy. I'd like to refer her to mine.

[@sydney4377]

New year's resolutions: -Be more perfect -Say ciao more -Listen to more perfect person

[@PerfectPerson]

❤️❤️❤️

[@moonchild271]

I would have thrown hands if Miles had not included the revenge banging my crush dad..cause I was shocked, intrigued, appalled and listened to the episode like five times..cause it was that iconic

[@megan-wl1ym]

i desperately need to be friends with the booty patrol caller oh my god her laugh??? the comeback? what an amazing person wow very possibly my fav caller from the show

[@EvWuzhere]

He givin' me that headgum til i CIAO

[@anonymixx8106]

I am losing my high ass mind at this comment 3 months later wtf 😂😂😂

[@pamlegaspi]

honestly, "revenge banging my frenemy's dad" is the most iconic episode ever. cant believe it's already been a year i still re-listen to that ep from time to time

[@Ciela887]

Some amazing quotes during that first call, like when Miles says he's uneasy by saying "It does fill my tummy up with little bees to think about..." (Totally using this in the future)

[@Elizabeth.Crawford]

My thoughts a year in review: Katelyn - This feels like the beginning of an enemies to lovers smut book. I do expect this to blow up at some point. Would really like an update when it does. Circumstances of hooking up with the dad extremely sketchy. Booty Patrol Girl- You really delivered with the updates......... Imagine pulling up to work at Olive Garden in a Booty Patrol car Diss track- The couple seems like they're gonna make it. The other girl seems a little off her rocker but what successful musician isnt?

[@emmaboucher6223]

I was so hoping the secret daughter episode with Lauren and Jeremy was gonna make it!

[@heythereitsme]

It didn't?😢😢 I was so excited

[@Glitter_bitch]

Yessss we need this update

[@emmamulder3350]

Maybe it’s 2 recent

[@KyndraBarroga]

I got the impression that he was very indecisive on what to do

[@linda_jac]

I felt the same way, but also that the interactions were less funny and more genuine I feel like. Gonna need that update someday though 🫖

[@rachelanderson7841]

I just want to fully endorse the Patreon callbacks, because there's some iconic stuff on there. The updates for Accidentally Frenching My Best Friend's Crush from one of the Eric episodes and Decoding Drunk Texts from My One Night Stand from one of the Wrecking Ball Crew episode are some of my faves.

[@faithsnyder239]

I love how even though the couple is upset about the singer writing their drama in songs they still can say damn this is a good song lol. Good on them! They sound like they have a great relationship despite it all.

[@henhonk]

Thank you for posting some Patreon content for free, Mr. Person 😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Perfect Person Wrapped 2023.

[@intheyellowcorner]

What did we do to deserve such an epic episode?! 😂

[@katiastephenson1198]

If rainie is not in the dating show episode we will riot

[@alexare6655]

Then riot bitch.

[@raychipsd]

Here's to more perfect advice from the most perfect people in 2024!

[@um2913]

Miles: While you were eating ur little salmon sandwich Me eating a salmon sandwich: 👁️🥪👁️

[@kylastallings3909]

This is an incredible way to keep your listeners engaged and interested in the pod at the end of the year. Everybody else just plays rerun podcasts, but this was familiar, yet refreshing and exciting!

[@2948jdjdj]

okokok im sorry but that girls new song is literally just the bridge of drivers license lmao

[@amalia1973]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@goldenglove99]

LITERALLY!

[@stephanielastname8271]

i’m ded how did i not notice this😂

[@panpan_pokan]

I love how giddy Miles gets when he's excited he is so lovely ...

[@iliketoytles13]

best late ciaovidad gift ever

[@pixiegeek]

that last couple are seriously such gems of people. I love how they're handling all of it and how they're still wishing success on that person (because seriously the carpenter is such a freakin' banger). i love this podcast so much! Can't wait to see what the new year will bring!

[@victreebel170]

the guy seems so nice! i was judgey cuz usually a guy that dates within a friend group is pretty clueless but he seemed really thoughtful. i'm rooting for those two.

[@megan55121]

This episode ended WAY too soon!!! And too suddenly!! I could have listened to this for HOURS 😂 Time to go subscribe to the Patreon so I can become more perfect in 2024!!

[@megane6025]

Wondering if it was on purpsose 😅

[@rachelpdmusic]

I didn't realize it was nearly 2 hours long, it was that captivating😂

[@alexrisha]

Omg I'm so excited for themed shows! A valentine's dating show is amazing, maybe some leprechaun costumes with Eric or the wrecking ball crew for st patty's! 🍀 Can't wait

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

eric as a leprechaun is a need

[@katiex3171]

anything with eric is a hit tbh. i’d even take an episode of ONLY theatre-kid related drama for the showmen 😅

[@clarawebster02468]

Miles as a naked Cupid baby!!

[@michelaryn]

On st Patrick’s day you have gotta be required to call in drunk LMAO

[@kirrahasariddle]

miles i need you to know that i talk about this podcast to everyone i know! the silly bits, the insane stories, and especially your truth bomb moment of “the person you’re meant to be with will like you” also i can’t wait to be able to call you as an international listener because i have PROBLEMS happy new year to all the perfectionists

[@madeline2282]

Bro that one is gold

[@ctw8097]

can i request that we bring arisce back? she was so fun and actually gave really good advice

[@Namite0001]

Hell yes omg her episode is one of my go-tos for recommending the pod!

[@eyeseajujubee]

Miles giving us a total gift with this episode!! For the booty patrol story, the car was the first red flag 😂 The dis track story is one of my favorites!!

[@mattymahar5531]

Imagine instead of introspecting and thinking about your role in a situation, you jump straight to song and dance lmfao this really is a theater girlie lol

[@emilylouwhoo]

This episode has me in tears laughing! I can’t be a patron bc I’m poor, but just know I love and appreciate this so much Miles!

[@amil419]

I could watch hours of Miles and the booty patrol caller talking, the updates were SO funny

[@missg8183]

Something about this format feels so old school, I love it. Can’t wait for the new uploads

[@lukewarmcoffee5743]

I just went to that girl's TikTok and one person literally commented "is this the song about the guy you called ugly?" 😭😭🤣🤣

[@XpiXiepX]

Idk who did that but thank you 🙌🙌🙌

[@lukewarmcoffee5743]

@XpiXiepX the artist replied, saying she never called him that. The same person also made several comments about coming from the pod 🥲 soooo I think the artist knows lol And it wasn't the same person that tagged Miles and Rainie. 😆

[@MagmaRiver]

She's since uploaded a live recording to KZbin where she says "this song has been getting a lot of attention because it was featured on a podcast"

[@damiansummersall8537]

I think 'Left Me For Dead' is about them too, from the sounds of the lyrics.

[@SMH610]

​@damiansummersall8537 so is sour this chic really needs to move on lol

[@mitochondriamadness]

Damn that last call lol. That situation is WILD and definitely needs another update when more songs get released!!!

[@damiansummersall8537]

For a semi-update, the 2024 album 'Left Me For Dead' seems to be about this too.

[@peacechickification]

I know this was ‘just’ a compilation episode, but the end just dropping off like that was really jarring. I’d love a more official ending on the next episode like this, because I hope there is one! Because I loved it!!

[@linda_jac]

I know I was surprised he didn’t record a little outro or something, felt like an editing mistake so I relistend to the last bit to see if I accidentally hit skip or something 😅

[@mushroomlena]

Ngl this is such a good way to promote the Patreon. I am GRIPPED by these updates. And those diss songs were bangers despite the dramatic enhancements to the low stakes that actually happened.

[@existential-axolotl]

omg Miles THANK YOU for giving us some premium updates! Can’t afford patreon right now but I NEEDED to know

[@alyssadancer107]

Miles is a marketing genius, this might convince me to join my first patreon 😂

[@kogumasmommy]

As someone who uses Vanilla Woods (if she’s talking about the 7 virtues one) I am so aghast that I have shared the same scent as a booty patrol wagon’s windshield wiper

[@beckmannm]

I could not stop smiling!!! What an advertisement for the patreon, these call backs are excellent!!

[@stephhendo]

Ok. That coffee song before the second call. Why does it sound like miles is singing??

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

so glad someone else thought it sounded like miles 😭

[@skell9689]

This production quality is incredible Mr Bonsignore

[@Sew-Into-Music]

So pumped to watch this instead of doing work! Earning that coin while watching Perfect Person? 10/10

[@samiam74]

I mean this in the most respectful, platonic and parasocial way...I love you Miles. All the best for the coming year and I look forward to enjoying new content!! This was a fun show to get the updates.

[@braxtt0nn]

perfect timing as usual🙏🏽

[@jennifergorman9372]

This is the inspiration I needed to join the Patreon

[@elka_shmelk]

i purposely waited to start listening to this podcast until a few weeks ago because i know myself and whenever i find a new thing i like, i binge ALL of it immediately and then have no more to watch, but i wish i started listening earlier bc i have honestly changed how i do important things in my life based on the advice you (and the freelance sidekicks) give. especially the advice from episodes w/ sarah, you guys are just really good PERFECT ppl and deserve to be heard forever period 😤😤😤

[@oliviadorothy]

Miles having Drew Monson on Perfect Person would be ICONIQUE

[@soph4081]

absolutely living for the snazzy transitions milesss

[@mentholaide]

thanks for an amazing 2023 miles! so excited for what's in store in 2024! best of luck!

[@walkingoncandles]

love love love the long episodes

[@elka_shmelk]

here’s to another year full of ‘sort of’s, ‘actually’s, and ‘CIAO’s 🥂🍾🎊

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

gotta get some “by the way”s in there too

[@elka_shmelk]

@@he.said.teenjiejer GOTTA be getting those

[@nonshowbizgf]

has anyone pointed out yet that the 2nd song sounds like the bridge of olivia rodrigo's drivers license which is in the album titled SOUR 1:38:14

[@connerolmedo888]

From I’m a patreon member, im LIVING for people listening to these updates for the first time. Y’all need to get on this

[@jazzenriquez9827]

The lack of outro spooked me 😂 my playlist just jumped into the next vid

[@orthenight]

Was I the only one who had “The Carpenter” on my Spotify wrapped?

[@spiercephotography]

Merry Christmas and Happy new Years, Miles! Thanks for the extra episode- i'v e been meaning to join the Patreon for a while but am waiting for Spring when my work starts up again! The last caller with the diss tracks, bravo to them! it sounds like they've got a really healthy relationship and i'm so rooting for them to stay together ! And, honestly, the second diss track isn't anywhere as good as the first. The Carpenter kicked ass! and shes got a great voice !

[@nadineebada6557]

i loveddd getting a taste of the platinum epidodes def made me want to subscribe to your patreon even more now

[@raychipsd]

oh my GOD the booty patrol update is amazing. her laugh is incredible

[@nikksterr0902]

How could I forget about Booty Patrol? What a treat - like hearing it for the first time 😂

[@TriforceLiz]

Miles, you have no idea how much I needed this today, I enjoyed this SO SO much, the Jazz interludes are GORGEOUS (are some of those you singing perchance?) and I promise, when I have the funds, I will subscribe to Perfect Person Platinum because these updates were PERFECTION.

[@iman81369]

“Be discrete” with the booty patrol car

[@ishikakapoor4586]

Miles!!! I would just like to say that you are truly a blessing, this podcast idea is out of the box hilarious. What a great episode!!

[@tiff3648]

I'm so happy we have this gold of a content for free this year 💗💗💗 Maybe this is Miles saying we were on Santa's nice list lol 😂😂😂

[@sherbear27]

Miles, this is by far my favorite podcast ever. Keep making bangers all through the new year 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@aliya6846]

We need more Will next year

[@isabelschultz6165]

It's Wills year

[@donywahlberg]

2024 hours of will

[@mayarosales09]

I'm sad the Chili's clown caller didn't make the cut 😭

[@clarawebster02468]

Miles joy listening to the bf react will never be topped

[@sierravalentinee]

53:05 THIS GIGGLE 😻

[@spicypotatosofttaco3227]

These are my favorite to re-listen to, so the updates are extremely satisfying 😂

[@o1693]

Miles you better do one of these this year.

[@Cashhhhew]

Thank you for this gift, Miles! This was my number one most listened to pod this year 🎉

[@kararichard7534]

I am SCREAMING at her sayiong his response time was the first red flag. What a beautiful show. Myles you are the perfect person.

[@ediedoodle]

This has to be my favourite episode especially being able to hear the follow ups was such a great surprise! I loved all of these Amazon stories throughout the year and it's so funny to hear them back! Can't wait for all that the madness of perfect person has to offer in 2024!! Looking forward to the themes 👀

[@allbeastudies]

I voted for the butthole picture story but these calls are also gold!!!

[@SQUIDNEYCHASE]

PLEASE MILES!! Get The Basement Yard boys on the podcast!! Joe and Frank! They would give great advice 😂

[@alexare6655]

I listen to perfect person as i exercise how dare you assume i am at a desk or eating anything.

[@DanieGrace]

That woman has ABSOLUTELY seen it lmao. Theres comments on her tiktok referencing perfect person 🤣

[@OhItsJustAspen]

Wait, the episode ends abruptly and that's not typical, but it's also at a point where it kind of makes sense so I can't tell- Is it supposed to stop short without an outro or was it an accident??

[@PerfectPerson]

Haha okay I forgot to put in the outro music but don’t tell anybody

[@heydirle]

😂 LOL I’m on my last brain cell. It had me thinking my internet connection got forked. I rewound the last story twice to realize it was just an abrupt ending 😅 can’t get more perfect than that

[@OhItsJustAspen]

@PerfectPerson This is "8/10 perfection" behavior and frankly I love this realness for you.

[@aliyah6943]

5 minutes in, youve introduced whats going to happen this episode and I am so extremely excited to listen to it !

[@linda_jac]

I really did not see the hype after the carpenter but sour sealed the deal for me. Raw talent, Miles is a wonderful talent scout and manager for her. 😂 Girl NEEDS to call in for advice tho

[@allysontollett9631]

This is such a perfect episode idea to end the year thank you SO MUCH

[@ghc77]

I am so sorry but SOUR is an absolute BANGER! “You tore up the garden” goes so hard.

[@hadesisbaby]

it’s clear she takes HEAVVVYYY inspiration from olivia rodrigo when looking at all of her songs

[@Jen_Bo]

Is Miles singing the song between the call? 39:01 because it’s a great song

[@jessicaortiz2953]

Loved this episode so much! 😂

[@soph4081]

this is what my holidays needed ty perfect person miles, happy new year to the fam!!!!!

[@anonymixx8106]

42:25 Mother Trixie (Mattel) has made SURE that I will ALWAYS instinctually SCREAM at information this SCANDALOUS. AAAAAAAA

[@sierravalentinee]

I broke up with someone long distance over the phone in the middle of this episode and I was the *perfect* buffer thank you

[@sisterstevan2823]

You slay miles

[@francis2fly]

Woo Hoo!! Yeah Congrats on a great year!

[@imsocorkyy]

Wait I’m so excited for this dating show themed one, how can singles be on it 😂

[@emilyjohannes7007]

Ciao, 2023! Love ya Miles!

[@-streaminadream-5356]

OH M G THIS IS PERFECT IM SO EXCITED

[@patiencekillz]

i forgot the detail that the frenemy’s dad stuck his tongue in the caller’s ear

[@rbexxx11]

OMG Miles!!! Is that you singing in some of the call intermissions???

[@Ln-rk3yp]

Woot woot day after Boxing Day entertainment

[@moniqunelivingston6949]

Honestly this epi was amazing.. 😅😅😅

[@zoegarcia8767]

Just listened to Sour for the first time. Are we looking at it wrong? Maybe she's singing about herself and not the caller. Just a theory, I didn't super analyze the lyrics.

[@lukewarmcoffee5743]

That's an interesting theory 🤔

[@TheShauNanigans]

I just wrote a similar theory before scrolling through the comments. Knowing what we know, which I get is one-sided, but still, I feel like this person is unhinged or she has to be singing about herself. I can't take her music seriously knowing how much of a nonissue this is.

[@stephanielastname8271]

i hate to say it but the 2nd distrack is a bop

[@elka_shmelk]

i MUST know what soundbite you cut out from the first booty patrol update lmaooo