Stupid Straight People Stuff with Katya

[@jacky_mo]

*OH THERE AIN’T NO OTHER WAY*

[@ericpoeperic]

I love you for that 😂. O-o-o-ozepmic

[@nma1625]

Extra! Extra!

[@miyane994]

this is a big moment for Jen & Pumps. but this is also pretty big for Katya.

[@Anec2026]

Now… this is a pretty big day for Jen. And a big one for Pumps. But for Katya? Huge.

[@mindy561]

massive for both

[@andreitarkovsky3214]

I never even heard if him/ her

[@prozierozie5692]

​@andreitarkovsky3214 she's a Russian spy who sells her body for cigarettes.

[@danexogen]

I CAN'T LMAO

[@WesleyE93]

Y'all already snagged Trixie and now Katya?!?! My southern mamas are cooking with this podcast.

[@GayzIntoHorror]

They’re cooking and I’m eating every bite of it

[@mags-lv8hb]

Didn’t they also have Delta or Darius at some point?

[@gracie4080]

Very that, now for pumps to bring her gf on

[@countrycoffeehouse4319]

Subscribed due to Katya! Just found this pod

[@five6viiate]

cookin with GAS!!!

[@Thatboymojojo]

I haven’t even started it yet, but I know Katya’s going to give us an “oh, mama” followed by an unhinged but thought-provoking philosophical take.

[@charsmith1804]

LOL or oh mary

[@buttercupidiot]

love ur pfp

[@kylleson]

ooooh there ain’t no other way

[@areeko]

@@kylleson Extra...Extra!

[@adoringsharon]

​AAAUEEH

[@gillianmendez9080]

Katya is making the podcast rounds! Her new hip is being put to WORK.

[@chriscardillo350]

And the not smoking ❤

[@ConstanceSorrow]

As a staunch child free by choice femme, it’s beyond tiring of the moms who make birth and their children their personalities and claim it’s the most beautiful and connected experience and that I’ll “regret” not having kids. I don’t need other people, let alone having them, to make me happy. I’ve seen women swollen in the ankles, enlarged noses, hair/tooth loss and many other things that make the pregnancy and birth not worth it for me. I’m not convinced. I’ve HAD IT!!!

[@taylorfausett177]

I have 2 boys and though I wouldn't change it for the world, the mom guilt I wrestle with can be overwhelming. I never feel like I get it right so that's one more heartache you are saving yourself from. I support your choice ❤

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Being pregnant sounds horrible and dangerous. Your body changes forever. Also, adoption is actually cheaper than giving birth in the states. Of course, having any kids is expensive. Growing up with no money with definitely convince one not to have kids and convince people to be pickier when choosing a partner to not be stuck. I’d rather travel and spend time with people who like me and who I like, than to have kids and be stuck in a loveless marriage with a bland dude.

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTdomestic adoption can be a lot more difficult to complete than foreign adoption, so I think you’re probably wrong there because foreign adoptions might be more common and they’re def more costly.

[@rochcarothers-ts3jx]

​@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTAll your choice,but the stress of pregnancy+ bfeeding helps longevity.

[@laincoubert7236]

8:29 "is this where we're gonna have to give an exemption to lesbians?" that took me out 😂

[@floores]

Followed by “well lesbians are an exemption” from katya later on lmaooo

[@laughingbitterly]

I'm freaking the fuck out. This is absolutely incredible.

[@nataliecandler8358]

now all we need is a 4some podcast with trixie and katya and pumps and jennifer

[@andreagallegos3120]

A whole grown man really said that "where's the bashing of childless people?" Everywhere. Trust. Its there. Im a whole mom and i see it. Fighting for ur life about how ✨magical✨ and perfect💖 parenthood is just makes me think of the phrase "a hit dog will holler"

[@flan6449]

Exactly. So many republicans are trying to push people to have more kids as if we weren’t over populated enough

[@xVibra]

They really didn't have parents who said, "When are you having my grandbabies?" "Isn't it time you settled down and found someone to be happy with, and started a family?" So many pseudo sociologists say men who are single are considered unfuckable man children, and they think women who are single are in a coven and don't shave their legs. It's the most unbecoming, yet very common, thing to be a single adult with no kids to them. Any couple without kids is told that they're selfish, they're guilted into adopting a child in need, or they lack religious integrity since children are apparently the only vehicle for spreading religious views. I think it reveals a lot that they think people need to have kids, because it shows their own hubris and godlike complex. Dictating what someone does is the epitome of glory to them, and they breed this fake competition of parenthood with people they don't know to masturbate how better off they are than others.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Some states are literally outlawing women owning their own bodies so yes, pure discrimination and forced child birth. It’s sick. Also, parents just call out sick all the time. I literally get people with kids actually hating me because I need medical surgery. Your now allowed to take vacation, be asked about your life, or call out sick if you don’t have kids. AND single people have to pay full price for everything (hotels, cars, homes, bills, etc). No one to split anything with.

[@kushrat]

3 mothers mothering!!! ty for this wicked episode ❣️

[@chloeojeda2426]

This actually means everything to me. Y'all have to know unhhhh fans are literally rabid.

[@mindy561]

we ride at dawn

[@lirael423]

Can confirm, we will go anywhere and do anything for Tracy and Katie.

[@erwinl.8152]

I'm so happy to see Katya in such a happy, positive, healthy place. She is funnier than ever!

[@jim4829]

I agree. she seemed really grounded and happy. Great to see!

[@katylynnj]

This was recommended because I'm a Katya obsessed woman. I spent an hour watching shorts and have shared this with 3 minded moms.

[@broseroftw]

I LIVE.... I LIVE... this arc and podcast and your allyship means the world to us. You don't know how many "fruity in the booty" lil Southern gay boys probably feel safe and comforted listening to yall! It's giving mother! It's giving Southern belle honey bun sweetie pie MOTHERS!!!!

[@broseroftw]

You guys give the cool mom of a friend... who talks shit with you over lemonade while the rest of the boys go play sports.... I adore yall so much xx

[@jacobcourson9038]

(G)a(y)men.

[@rabblerousin8981]

@@broseroftwmannnnn I don’t know you, we’ll probably never meet, but lawd I wish we would! Hug from a stranger in Seattle. You sound like someone I’d be friends with and like a solid AF person who will undoubtedly be that motha for some kids in your life at some point. Sending you invisible blessings and confidence!

[@megan7506]

When I got engaged, everyone asked if we were doing engagement photos. When I said no, people thought it was odd that we weren’t. I’m paying for a photographer for our wedding and that’s it. I’VE HAD IT.

[@jonahgladd]

This is what I want like two housewives wirh attitude talking all types of shit because they can for 1 hour and monetizing it for cash. YOU GUYS ARE GOALS

[@cegurel1931]

Can’t wait to listen to these 3 lovely young biological women today

[@goudayum]

They need to talk about toxic boy moms

[@loronpearson5870]

This episode is gonna be so chaotic and I cannot WAIT!!!

[@garygartin3850]

I think children participating in beauty pageants is gross and disgusting.

[@kendallzickefoose6874]

Slumber Party at the Trixie’s Motel! And you can do an Ive had it:Traveling episode, and also review the different room types

[@dancerinthedarklight4762]

I just want to say thank you for being incredible allies. It's so refreshing to feel really seen by women/moms that are in the bible belt. THANK YOU

[@JaneAustenFan03]

I usually zone out discussions about religion but when Katya talks about it, my ears perk up! Bring her and Trixie in together!

[@hayleyh14]

YOU GUYS GOT THEM BOTH?! QUEENS

[@cicreate5761]

My life will not be the same after this 🙏 legendary moment incoming ❗️❗️❗️

[@savhannah9889]

I’ve had it with parents telling their infant and toddler children happy birthday on social media. You know the ones. They’re writing these paragraphs directed to their children. Like your kid is 2 years old. They aren’t on Facebook and they can’t even read!

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I don’t even like people telling their partners happy birthday or happy anniversary. Like, don’t they live with you? Why are you involving everyone on Facebook? It’s so weird .like they don’t actually talk to their partner. Instead they post about caring about them but don’t even talk. 😅

[@beatdizzy]

​@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTmy pal has a theory that it's always the worst relationships that do this...

[@crunchyoats1862]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST naw it totally is weird and manipulative, i think it's just another form of control for some people

[@vialikescats]

i was just talking about this!! and i post my partner but its more just to share photos i love of him & the captions arent to him cause ill just talk to him! i think its a little odd to post pictures that talk to the person instead of the audience of family/friends. i used to do it in high school for alllll my friends birthdays & it feels unnatural now

[@vialikescats]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST i think its fun to post your favorite photos of them on special days but thats to share with the friends/family you have on social media, its weird to have captions that are directed to the person!

[@frankie1209]

Omfg YASSSS cant wait. I FUCKING love when you have drag queens on the pod literally this is the only podcast on the whole PLANET of pods that I CANT RELATE TO ALWAYS

[@snarkyandsane]

If motherhood is the most perfect thing you’ve ever experienced, I’m not gonna call BS. I’m gonna call your doctor cuz I want a prescription for whatever it is you’re on. 🎉

[@ambriaashley3383]

😂😂😂

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Yeah, I’m pretty sure multiple orgasms and psychedelics are way better.

[@williamheurtley5806]

Holy shit this podcast pulls the best guests consistently!

[@patricksmith2318]

Katya is everyting. So glad you had her on!

[@IsaacNYC212]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with “I’ve Had It”. I’ve had it with willful ignorance.

[@caseydigiantomasso7062]

I was *literally* just thinking last week that I wanted to see Katya on I’ve Had It… talk about MANIFESTING 🤣💚

[@kellybelk2874]

I just found y’all and I’m 14 minutes in and I’m in love! I’m so tired of Pollyanna toxic positivity in mom culture. Love this discussion. I came to watch Katya but sticking around for yall

[@AmandaJo_]

THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT OMG I CANNOT WAIT

[@jennyrstanley1]

You ladies are a breath of fresh air! Performative parenting is my favorite new phrase. Been looking for a good way to describe these pretentious phonies that use their "perfect families" to get online attention.

[@r1p_eyy]

I don’t want this episode to end 😭😭😭

[@sterlingarchr4438]

The level of emotional let down I had when I saw this thumbnail, clicked on it and then realized it wasn’t premiering for another 12 hours, cannot be understated.

[@doublefeature]

i'm the opposite i read that it was gonna be 5am and i thought it was gonna be this AM so i was thrilled to get on and realize it's already up.

[@kickassusernamehere]

Motherhood is so amazing! My beautiful perfect baby angel kept me up all night, and woke up early! Seeing a new episode today was a much needed treat. Enjoying listening to you guys while on my way to Starbucks to get a triple shot something with my dragon, I mean sunshine sweet pea. Super bummed that I forgot my Instagram login info, I'm not able to throw together a curated photoshoot with my son to celebrate today's adventure. 😢

[@gdave53925_]

People have been doing engagement pictures for years. There used to be an engagement announcement section in the newspaper with photos. It's not an Instagram thing.

[@sj6546]

I didn’t think anyone thought the same way about flowers. I just think how soon are they going to die? Then I have to clean all that up - stinky water and all. I feel vindicated!

[@rachelh8458]

YESSSSS. This is what dreams are made of

[@Fwootgummi]

As someone who’s never received flowers, I crave this simplistic no brain gift. Maybe it’s just the social symbolism I want, but regardless, I’d come close to tears if not weep over some god damn daisies. I don’t care if they’re going to die in a few days, I just want to look at something pretty in my home and know that someone thought of me when they saw them.

[@Cloverkitty]

Hey, nothing wrong with that. I hope you receive many flowers over your life.

[@stephe1506]

I hope you get your flowers and many other thoughtful gifts 💐 💜

[@vialikescats]

ooh ooh you can press or hang dry the flowers too!! so then you have them forever & a beautiful new decoration too!!

[@Fwootgummi]

I just thought I'd update: my dad surprised me with a bouquet of flowers for my birthday this year and it made me so unbelievably happy. They stayed alive and pretty for almost a month and seeing them every day really warmed my heart 🥺

[@sudesezin]

saving this episode for friday evening, when i’ll be returning from my first ever computer engineering lecture with 50 men and only 5 girls. i feel like i’ll need this then love you guys💖

[@katielady2000]

this, trixie's, and delta's episodes are my favorite. i am BEGGING y'all to get raja, raven, or latrice royale on i just know it'd be the best

[@beatdizzy]

Jinx!

[@jentaggert4714]

I didn't want this episode to end! You all are so great together

[@brookesadaisy]

Get this- my fiancé is a professional photographer for a living, and yet we’ve chose to not do engagement photos because they’re just not important to us. No offenders in this household.

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

Girl I was the same until I was gifted diamonds and I bought a white dress and then boom! I WANTED to get glamed up and take pictures with my husband and now I look at it and I’m so happy! Maybe it’s my family growing up poor and I was always dreamed of doing something like that and then t was private I didn’t post it on social media because I didn’t have my head scarf it was just for me and I felt pretty ❤ hope you experience something like that because every woman should❤❤

[@Sebastianthorn69]

As a middle aged white woman ( actually a gay man just turned 50 ) I am excited to have found a new channel to sip my wine and nibble snack sized chocolates while I quietly judge people. Now subscribed!!

[@doublefeature]

when i saw this come up on my feed i screamed of joy. i will accept the fact that Katya is not on the pod w/ Trixie this week only because she did this.

[@joelflores9366]

“Pumps is a little bit of a redneck… and older” cracked me the fuck up 😭

[@mochiboy7750]

she just had to get that in lol😂

[@SailorGreenTea]

8:30, their cadence together is incredible.

[@jordanecarrau7692]

ok the holy trinity right there

[@heg203]

katya is EVERYTHING. Jinkx and Dela and Delta next please! and Bob and Monét and Willam and Alaska!

[@heg203]

u guys would get along especially well with Delta.

[@x3Vicki]

This episode feels a little too close to home right now about the photoshoot conversation and it’s hilarious. I just reached out to a local photographer asking for a mother daughter photoshoot knowing I’m awkward and my mom and I are not affectionate at all. I hope the photographer ghosts me.

[@williamrutkowski]

I like real plants. I'll gladly accept them as gifts. 🌿🌱

[@tysonatua6671]

The first 4 minutes sold me. “I’ve had it” with performative parenting as well.

[@faith8090]

“pumps is significantly older than me, & i’m sure you can tell. but that’s neither here nor there” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@madisonnutt]

I truly believe that people insist on couples' photo shoots so they can build a "trophy photo album". Kinda like when we take a hoodie from every man we've had 🤣

[@curthumphries]

WHATttttt??? My fragile gay heart cannot take this. I have to wait 14 hours?!

[@lankyalpaca]

i loveeeeeeeeee how jen keeps circling back to the poses when they talked about the engagement photos. especially when they finally asked katya later. like that was PERSONAL to her

[@evie9732]

The hatred of flowers as a gift is a great reason to subscribe to this channel & Katya as well 😊

[@astorasray1720]

Found ya'll because my feed is stacked with Katya videos, sticking around because ya'll are so much fun

[@freeroamtraveler]

52:43 the energy of both of you saying "no" in perfect sync is how i'd like all my friendships to develop into one day.

[@DrDroog29]

BROOO parents shit on non parents all the time. I see so much hate from parents online toward those of us who don’t have kids literally asking us what’s wrong with us as humans if we don’t want kids that I just assume these parents are so stressed and regretting their decisions. Parents are vicious as hell, especially new parents. And yeah, the parent culture of everything being picture perfect is super hard for new moms or moms who are struggling with being a parent.

[@cami1262]

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OMGGGGGGG!!!

[@ellellios]

This episode is the meeting of the minds

[@drew2789]

"I Immediately Start Anticipating Its Death" is metal as hell

[@ellenfrazier4528]

why did I tear up when katya came on the screen? it really is time to get off the phone jfc (love you all, please make the slumber party happen and film it and monetize it)

[@kathyrunyan9886]

1. If motherhood was all it’s cracked up to be I wouldn’t pee when I sneeze. 2. Wait engagement photos are optional??? Is that regional cuz they forced that shit on us in Iowa. Love the podcast ❤

[@jmr1123]

I am so platonically in love with all three of you. Please do keep having queens on as guests! I don't have kids and I like being an Auntie but for fucks sake the performative parenting on social media I have truly HAD IT. "I'm so glad you chose me to be your mommy" makes me want to hurl every time. Cut to the sperm that won and it's just some shitty toddler covered in something sticky, playing with a cat turd in the sandbox. By all means I'm very glad you love your kid and am happy for your happiness, but come on now

[@blissfulluxurylife]

Im new around here and can I say you ladies are a breath of fresh air!! I appreciate you for being honest and not sugar voting the hardest job EVER! I’ll be sticking around FOR SURE 😅

[@georgexfekete]

Jessica near pissing herself throughout this episode is fuuuucking sending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesshill5994]

The algorithm finally did something right. As a gay man living in rural South Carolina, this spoke to me. I HATE when people buy me flowers. Spent a week in a hospital 2 weeks ago after a knee dislocation that required surgery. Watched those assholes die, even after I told the nurse to throw them out day 1. I wish I had too. 😂😂

[@sarahwhatwhystop]

Thank you for your podcast, ladies! As a nurse I am typically receptive to comedy but my job I have now is soul sucking. You three ladies made me laugh so hard and possibly lose bladder control ❤❤❤

[@JenniferNightingale]

My wedding photographer looked at me like I had 2 heads when I told her I didn't want to do engagement photos. My mother in law looked like she was going to cry when we scoffed and said we thought they were corny. I almost got roped into it because other people were pressuring us!

[@dawgcatcha1907]

Y’all are validating my husband and I ‘s feelings around cheesy photo shoots thank you 🙏 I’ve never felt so seen

[@aquariusmoon3901]

I LOVED your show on Bravo - I'm so excited that you're back!!!!! You guys are the best!

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

2:50 Oh my God YESSSSS. People need to stop selling their kids on social media

[@JemuzuDatsWho]

I have never listened to y'all before and found this through Katya and now I am obsessed! Y'all are great! :D

[@AbbyPerry-c3j]

I have triplets. I've apologized them many times for dressing them like each other when they were babies. I promise I was doing it ironically, because it was just so ridiculous.

[@alexlopez6151]

First time listening to this pod for Katya… y’all are hilarious! 😭

[@lalalakachow316]

i’m picturing matching sweaters, dad jeans, white new balances ponytails with bangs😂

[@daphx93]

So happy our Princess Diana is feeling better ❤

[@stephenpatton4532]

I've had it with youtubers advertising sponsorships they never used in their life. IVE HAD IT

[@laynmonroe1923]

I’m f(25) and I am dying laughing at y’all ragging on flowers as gifts 😂. I actually cried once telling my ex boyfriend that I was hurt he never got me flowers in the whole 2 years we had been dating at that point 🤣 Gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. Love you ladies!

[@wendybutler1681]

I soooo agree with you on couples photos. They're AWFUL!

[@NextToToddliness]

I always tell people, if you think you want to have kids, then consider you're going to be sharing your home with a smelly teenager. Do you want to live with a smelly teenager?

[@vialikescats]

thats a terrifying thought, babies are fine for me as someone who babysits young kids buuut a teenager, thats hell...🥴

[@ratedrachel3670]

When Trixie won't let Katya zoom in for their own podcast. Hilarious 😂❤🎉

[@noeldeleon5866]

'people are giving us a gift that is dying' made my brunch! I liveeee! 😂😂😂😅❤

[@SethRGray]

Dressing your child up like some kind of doll is so disturbing.

[@brinnforthewinn]

It’s been a while since I’ve been an immediate fan of someone but that’s how I feel about you two! I saw one short of you ladies and I RAN to your channel to watch more. I’m so excited to have more content to binge watch. 🥳 love it so far! Y’all are so funny!

[@LauraHernandezArt]

I love that you brought a few of the biggest drag queens in the zeitgeist! Can't wait to see more! 💖

[@bobbfourtytwo9724]

Moms dressing their kids up as themselves is giving vibes of trying to live thru them

[@sadpoo]

Literally the fever dream fantasy collab I’ve been waiting for. Thank you Jessica and Plumps ❤

[@sempressfi]

Abortion is also about capitalism. 1.) They (rich ppl/CEOs) are anxious they won't have enough able bodied workers; 2.) Companies that get contracts from the states to "care for" foster children and essentially earn a commission on every child they take in lobby very hard for these abortion bans - they then maximize profit by neglecting to do more than keep them alive and usually abuse them as well; 3.) While this point/reason is also religious it intersects capital/econ: men want to push back on the progress of women in the workforce who they have increasingly started to view as competition

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

True! Capitalism is only about the short term, therefore the contradictions that arise, are from its designed function to not look into the future and about those people that are going to be there! Only thing it (capitalism) can distinguish is: What it has and What others don’t!

[@basillewis4642]

Been waiting for this since I found this podcast on KZbin a few months ago! Lv Katya xoxo

[@ericaallred4790]

Just found this Pod and it’s already one of my favs

[@jackceli1684]

Oh my goodness I think you two are my spirit animals! I think I'm your newest fan!

[@michaelnunley7609]

The explicit language here is refreshing when most content creators really coach themselves not to get flagged by KZbin. Fuck em.

[@TigerBlackTigerBlackTigerBlack]

I'm not even 10 minutes in and I'm subscribing! This is absolutely wonderful!