Subaru keeps digging her own grave answering who she'll date - Okayu, Mio, Korone [Hololive/ENG Sub]

[@KingCyrus20]

"Okayu likes games" -Subaru, speaking to 3 of the 4 Hololive Gamers.

[@antarcticaresearchprogram8349]

Gaffe master Subaru.

[@bobpotato1231]

I think what she meant is that she's played games with her on stream before but she expressed it poorly

[@anonfinally1692]

Mio herself being higher than Subaru on her list is like: "I'd rather date myself than date you. I'd rather be alone you know."

[@dpk8334]

She clarify in her twitter that rather than date Subaru, she wants to always be best friend with her

[@custardhatter9537]

It makes me think of the scene in Inside Job the Netflix show where the protagonist's mother marries herself.

[@anonfinally1692]

@@custardhatter9537 ...Excuse me?

[@luqmanloki4803]

@@custardhatter9537 I am my wife

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

Jesus she’s brutal.

[@Vintagestep]

"We're not asking viewers this time" she said trying to avoid damage, then gets destroyed by Mio lmao

[@CandleWisp]

BETRAYAL!

[@Idiomatick]

Okayu the Chad. Everyone ranks her as #1 for dateability. And she assumes she'll date everyone and write a list of breakupability.

[@manuelsputnik]

SMOK streams are the "bullying Subaru" streams. Gotta love it.

[@TheRatedOniChannel]

And Citrus, and Icarus Jet Coaster, and... well, all collab teams XD

[@TheOneGE]

Any Subaru collab is a bullying stream lmao

[@NumenoreanNazgul]

Everybody puts Okayu #1. Sasuga Harem Protag neko.

[@pite9]

Everybody: Who would I enjoy being around the most? Okayu: Who would be easier to dump? Sasuga neko player.

[@CythereaEressea]

Thank you for doing the entire section. Accurate title after watching the whole thing, she really did dig a really deep hole.

[@basione]

Mio holds no punches when it comes to Subaru.

[@drakke125Channel]

When people don't wanna date Subaru its fine But when Subaru is the one on the spotlight, everyone expects her to see them as her number one The pressure and double standard is so crushing XD

[@SeanCrosser]

Because she's the harem protag character

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

Gets sleepy after eating and gets grumpy when she's hungry. Subaru has suddenly become a model of the kind of person I want to date. Cooking food and taking naps are my two biggest specialties.

[@NightmareZV]

I honestly didn't see much of a trouble when she said that xD I love eating and taking naps. I'm not a great cook myself, but I could cook something now and the, so even if not, just eating something would solve the problem, and I'd probably end up learning to cook some dishes in the long term lmao

[@dariogutierrez6716]

Sounds like a damn duck

[@Madhattersinjeans]

Generally speaking I think most people get some level of anger when hungry. I posit that Subaru is simply more noticeable when this occurs because she is naturally very loud so her extremes will be noticed much faster than others. Whereas quieter individuals hide their personal issues under a veil of secrecy.

[@TheRatedOniChannel]

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

[@sanguis77]

I can’t… I can’t get over Korone’s laugh at 3:02 She’s absolutely losing it

[@danib4473]

Korone's and Mio mama's explosive laugh are bless for us

[@gfmol845]

"Subaru-chan?" Holy cow, the level of threat that Korone is able to cram in a single question still astounds me... Also, love how the Dog & Cat wind down from their laugh in synch at 3:27

[@Graatand]

Okayu with the “A good breakup is the most important part of a good relationship” philosophy 🤔

[@NightmareZV]

Curiously, if the person is too attached to their other one, might be a trouble in the long term. So, if they are not good dealing on being alone, that might say a lot of how dependant of a relationship that person would be. What I'm trying to say is, that might be weird, but it's kind of a viable option xD (though it actually sounds how someone chooses his best options to play with)

[@drakke125Channel]

a good relationship is one that lasts, not ends, people today have the completely wrong idea about relationships like its just gum you throw away after the flavor runs out in 5 minutes. People have such low value on themselves and on others X_X its ruining society and humanity's future.

[@thatdarnskag5043]

@@drakke125Channel LMAO what the fuck are you smoking?

[@1stCallipostle]

@@drakke125Channel You and I are the exceptions my friend. The revolving door of people with no attachment or loyalty is grinding down on myself as well, so I can agree with your observations

[@kong8504]

I really want that one on one collab of Subaru and Korone since the promise of last year.

[@hangry3102]

Korone needs to build up her tomboy collection for sure

[@doggosuki]

well u got a couple nice

[@snailthelostcow63]

damn, all of them put Okayu in the first place? Also, Mio-sha explaining Subaru like she explains her daughter lmao

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

She doesn't remember laying any duck eggs.

[@javierchamorro8988]

I can picture Mio dying of laghter if she were to date Subaru, so her ranking kinda makes sense.

[@yoursonisold8743]

Subaru took the most damage as usual, but I just love OkaKoro's dynamic where they are in complete sync and never question each other lol

[@enkoala7740]

Subaru casually calling Okayu Korone's partner at the end there... Also Okayu's reasoning for not putting Korone first is by it being an ease of breaking up ranking rather than a dating ranking. Okakoro survives this question, as usual

[@yoursonisold8743]

OkaKoro always finds a way. And while Okayu always puts a twist in there, Koro-san is just as straightforward as ever. It's Okayu number one all the time for her.

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

@@yoursonisold8743 Seems like the stuff Mio said about Okayu really do happen, huh.

[@Temari_Virus]

@@SaganTheKhajiit why did you think everyone ranked Okayu first? Cat might've stepped down from being Hololive's offical harem master, but that's just what she wants you to think

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

@@Temari_Virus Having Korone and a bunch of side-pieces doesn't qualify as a harem. She's playing the technicality

[@BGcam]

Yeah, this made me think Okayu and Korone are actually dating which would be adorable.

[@nashiin8007]

Okayu being everyone’s number one is nice. I mean, she could play both the prince and the princess, truly a sinful neko.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Would have never expected for Okayu to consider Mio more troublesome than Korone.

[@bluedragon219123]

I always love how the other girls, almost, always have their Live2D models when they collab but Subaru usually is just a still image. :)

[@kaukospots]

Okayu is the embodiment of that photo of a cat smirking with a knife in their mouth

[@simonghoul3602]

Korone: Personality ranking Subaru: Dreams of being a harem protag Okayu: Temporary relationships for the win. Could have a harem if she wishes to Mio: Visual novel protag

[@Okatogurui]

this segment brings out all of their personalities so well. i feel a little bit sorry for subaru but it's also so funny

[@wessltov]

What we've learnt today: - Subaru tries to even out her relationships, making sure to be equally close to everyone. - Okayu and Mio are surprisingly compatible. - Mio would rather go f*** herself than date Subaru. - Korone is a yandere who's into being NTR'd. All things considered, I somewhat understand why Subaru thinks her fellow SMOK members shouldn't have human rights...

[@TheOneGE]

5:05 she is soooooooooooooo fucking nervous LMAOOOOOOOOO Korone's "Subaru chan~" really put the screws to her

[@fralion0714]

If Subaru gets grumpy when hungry, doesn't that mean she's the best fit for a Snickers x Hololive ad collab?

[@wc9760]

With the alternate form a very angry duck.

[@wristcontr0l]

Mio just completely exposing Subaru, I can't...

[@kotan2185]

Smok streams are just everyone ganging up on subaru, letting mio-sha pamper them, okayu flirting with someone, and korone trying to actively murder that said individual.

[@andersongonzalez8055]

I loved how Subaru called Okayu Korone's "partner"!

[@immortallix]

Duck is angy when hungy Duck sleepy after eating

[@hitokikoeru535]

It's funny how Subaru can't handle his topic so much even after years streaming

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Okayu the harem collector is at it again. Also, Okayu as a trolling cat, as usual. Hmm, OkaKoro is OkaKoro and will stay OkaKoro, so that isn't fair, but if we put them in a way that everyone is okay, according to their ranking than we can do Korone - Mio and Subaru - Okayu.

[@fadelpw511]

I knew Okayu will put Subaru as first

[@yoursonisold8743]

But you probably failed to predict her reasoning.

[@fadelpw511]

@@yoursonisold8743 true

[@r.f.switch5847]

And Okayu explained her reasoning for it while not breaking eye contact with her own wife. Cats are truly heartless..

[@IronBotTactics]

this segment is so good.

[@ChronoEclipse]

Subaru taking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE left and right lol

[@PixxxelWizard]

I appreciate how you made the lists in English in the same colors as the kanji. :)

[@Wha2les]

Cutely savage Mio is great!

[@blank4300]

Subaru really is digging her own grave there and the other SMOK member as well, helping Subaru to dig her grave LOL

[@theonlymegumegu]

4:02 the exact moment i imagined that okayu applies the same logic to dating as she does to pokemon tactics XD;;

[@VicMonado]

It's funny how much pressure they put on Subaru after all three of them burned her as well, even Okayu who put her at No. 1.

[@bankkunarak]

subaru hell stream never disappoint me, lol

[@KanuckStreams]

They are damn adorable.

[@maxord11]

I'm surprised Korone didn't write Okayu four times.

[@WindStreak_]

Thanks for the translation! I was having a hard time understanding parts of the stream including this one. It was full of tons of laughs as expected!!

[@demonrock9269]

Nobody calling out the "Okayu being able to call out 'pear', to the strange spiky sponge that no one in their right mind would ever be able to"?

[@yuuArata]

Thx for the translation. Please take this. "The mvp crown 👑"

[@rubaiyat300]

I feel this was Mio's revenge for the whole spa holiday oppai shenanigans with Subaru.

[@r.f.switch5847]

AS soon as it comes to Subaru's part... some Allegro Cross Examination music from Phoenix Wright should start playing.

[@kazakinaomi]

okayu is material girlfriend

[@TOXICTUNA64]

Thank you so much for translating dude!!!

[@justynlee8485]

Ah another scenario of the duck being bullied again… classic…

[@Yukilumicest]

That was an amazing stream.

[@sunofo]

Thanks!

[@Wunder]

One of the best streams lmfao

[@TofuofLight]

I mean okayu and subaru’s newest cover is summary of why they should be together

[@tysonfontanez]

SMOK collabs always just end up as nonstop bullying Subaru

[@bonahldoh]

Koone's pressure is hilarious

[@jlrebor2626]

when mio was talkin about okayu i was like "dear lord miosha, are you what is called and easy woman? lord dont do this, atleast not in this timeline"

[@Billyblue98]

They're total rankings compared to each other (ignoring Mio picking herself as #3, let's put Subaru there, though it is funny that Mio would rather date herself than Subaru) This is totalling them up because I'm too lazy to do averages Korone: 7 Subaru: 7 Okayu: 3 Mio: 7 The other three are all about the same but Okayu is rolling in dating potential

[@holic_shot]

I know she's strong enough where she can take it, but I always feel bad about the bullying Subaru gets.

[@ida7939]

thank you. I loved it

[@smallsymcsmalls8331]

Bullying Subaru but in a nice way, truly is the hololive way

[@HebiSnake]

Okayu harem arc

[@kazakinaomi]

okakoro play safe, huh? 😂

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

SM OK very cute.

[@lamywater]

great clip

[@madiw3493]

I feel like Subaru deserves to be higher, Subaru is cute! >_

[@PreetiSingh-ch3fl]

I'm starting to grow an interest in stones

[@themegajor]

love it

[@charlx8979]

Well, to subaru, none of the girls but subaru have human rights We know shes anti kemonomimi rights :p

[@shanadir]

Subaru has her choice of people without human rights to date here, that's why it's hard to choose😂

[@justmeee7424]

2:07 miosha?!

[@TheNike127]

never heard of this gaffe thing b4 XD?!?

[@Nowolf]

"gaffe /ɡaf/ noun an unintentional act or remark causing embarrassment to its originator; a blunder. "in my first few months at work I made some real gaffes""

[@gravity32064]

Baby subaru

[@TheDistractingGamer]

it's fine if she offends them, after all none of them have human rights

[@VeeZzz123]

noooooooo subaruuuuuuu hahahahaha, just stop talking lol wwwwwwwwww

[@obitoxshinobi8978]

😂❤

[@huutuan209]

Smol question, if(this just a simulation) you can date 1 of the mem in SMOK, who will you choose?

[@1stCallipostle]

If you're asking us passersby in the aether Easily Mio I have had too many difficult partners and need the warmth desperately

[@huutuan209]

@@1stCallipostle I'm sorry, maybe your age is greater than mine but the fact that i haven't had any partner in my life so i didn't think comment like these to come out. Hope u will find who really be a pair with u

[@whoisrem2873]

what is gaffe king??

[@NightmareZV]

Why is Subaru making herself suffer? XD literally Korone and Mio put her down on their list. She shouldn't let herself feel bad on anything she says, just be straightforward "I wouldn't feel so comfortable dating you" or something simple lol she gets pressed too easily

[@kazakinaomi]

Wwwww

[@Volodymyr.Yermakov]

Subaru is essential for SMOK collabs, without her they would be a lot less funny. In HoloEN SNOT is a lot more balanced - any member create a lot of funny interactions with each other. They synergies so much it somewhat scary.

[@iPervy]

Get what you mean. In jp they need that suba straight man. in en everyones an idiot to the point its always a druken stooper party.

[@MFSomething]

Well, if Subaru or Mio weren't there, it would just be Okakoro with a third wheel.

[@yoursonisold8743]

OkaKoro can be entertaining for 14 hours on end without a sweat so I have no idea what you are talking about. OkaKoro + Mio had so many streams and they are just as good. You fail to understand that a *different* dynamic isnt a _worse_ dynamic. When Subaru isnt there Miosha integrates better into OkaKoro's duo comedy.

[@Volodymyr.Yermakov]

@@yoursonisold8743 that's subjective opinion. I am not saying your collab combinations is bad - they in fact pretty good, but SMOK is special by objective metrics. SMOK collabs also one of the most viewed streams in the channels in the long run. It's cant be a coincidence. Views is pretty objective if you want to find what people find interesting. Subaru is popular for a reason. A lot of other collabs with her also very popular. Don't get me wrong, there are other good collab group without Subaru, but group dynamic is important. Some members are just good for creating funny situations by just being around. Also a lot other members like Subaru, it can't be not a factor. Also, I never said "worse", I said "a lot less funny". There are different tastes, good things not necessarily popular, but if something really popular, then it's certainly something people find interesting. In this specific instance people seek something fun to watch, and views show it (in the long run).

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@Volodymyr.Yermakov "Objective metrics!" Delusional. Your opinion is just as subjective.

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

Technically Mio is number one for Okayu since she’s been considered the hardest to break up with.

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

My number one is…..Roberu. Come on there’s no denying that hotness. He makes straight men gay (or bi) and lesbians straight (or bi). Insert third thing here so I can say or bi a third time.