The anointed duct tape (The Bazaar)

[@bugbearormiss]

Ok whos the chatter who told NL that Clamera was good one time. Theyve created a monster

[@brandondeakins564]

Noone, it was on a run where he had puffer fish when it was in the game and busted and he just assumed everything that was on his board that run is amazing instead of realizing everything was just carried by a busted puffer fish

[@TheArcv2]

Clamera is really good IF you need to trigger something the start of the turn. Not many things can get used at the top turn like charge a water wheel for 3 seconds,

[@omniclast]

​@@TheArcv2 He's run it so many times where this wasn't the case though. Like here. The shark claws had literally the same effect as an enchant that triggered twice as often but he was still aggroing chat about it lol. I think he just really likes the pun

[@TheArcv2]

@@omniclast hence the IF

[@ZodiacMustDie]

@@omniclast as soon as he got docklines the shark claws were worthless, instant slow is potentially game winning all the way through. not saying he's always right about clamera but he is consistently more right about it than this comment section

[@tentativegazer]

Find yourself somebody who loves you like NL loves clamera

[@bird9230]

So true

[@bulkbogan6235]

Myyy clamooraaa

[@Are_you_eyeballing_me]

The clamera cope was insane in this one

[@TheLucidChiba]

He needs an intervention.

[@markfarmer7534]

From his KZbin videos, he strikes me as the kind of guy to take a bronze clamera over 95% of gold small items in the game.

[@richpie6308]

Was about to say the same thing, that poor type A Andy

[@gabreldj]

omg hope he gets a cutlass

[@_i_a_n_]

With a crow's nest that'd be crazy

[@corykurkowski5939]

Oops! All langxian!

[@joemama-kc7ez]

a water wheel would really make this build pop

[@octave38]

I paint my pants brown

[@Apethantos]

But please tell me you DO use paint

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Those who know: 💀

[@whywhy8276]

It's over, they know.

[@Honking_Goose]

Uh oh

[@taliker]

NL is so funny man, he will sell his soul for an average of 3 crit gumballs from the machine or pay 2$ a day for 1/4 chance to get a crit one but the 10% crit chance from the pet rock is irrelevant to him.

[@atsali2]

$2 an hour for a gumball*

[@taliker]

@atsali2 Oops brain fart that's what I meant. Good catch!

[@Broketheair]

I mean that's fair IMO, the gumball doesn't take board space.

[@Distrance]

@@Broketheair Ah yeah because the clamera is so much better than pet rock when all he does is talk about wanting crit chance..

[@supergage102]

inorexable is a big one for me, he will skip it like day 5 or 6 acting like its too late when its like 4% crit a day minimum and will get to like 30-40% everything by end of run especially if you take more fights

[@ILikeTheThingsIDo]

His chat is suffering so much psychic damage trying to keep him from keeping clamera all the time. The stupid item slows for one second. It's pointless if you have docklines.

[@lektornese]

love seeing the monitor lizard attacking while frozen. Surely not broken

[@Jempai]

Him carrying a 50 damage rock and a clamera instead of a 50 damage multicast slow enchanted scaling claws and then arguing that clamera is better really makes him the #1 clamera glazer of all time

[@Baconomics101]

claw was 30 less damage than rock, did not have multicast, and rock gives everything 10% crit chance. Please fill out the form.

[@fard458]

But bro the claws take two spacess!!!

[@markfarmer7534]

​@@Baconomics101 I think he meant the slow enchant slows 2 items. Bad verbiage, but the idea is there. Clamera may be half the space, but it's also double the cooldown.

[@dg5059]

It's crazy how much you just completely made up about the item to make your point. It's 17 damage without multicast and the scaling is 3 (three) fucking damage lol

[@jimbob4004]

​@@Baconomics101rock doesn't give crit because he kept in the fucking clamera for no goddamn reason

[@XBLHitmanBill]

30:15 the bansky bit goes nowhere and we love it

[@cardfightersclash]

There's a part of me that hopes he dances with the one that brought him.

[@dg5059]

You are watching the right channel for that

[@Simple_City]

He does indeed dance with the one the brought him, but he also burned the boats. He's truly one of a kind

[@dandydoodlebob]

dancing with the Lang that Xian'd you

[@kurowasanabe]

"You can win as long as you never lose" The wisdom that can only come from 36 years of life experience.

[@mattska8358]

claws doing what clamera does plus synergy with his build but "CLAMERA GOES INSTANTLY GUYS"

[@connorhjelm6092]

NL and clamera, my favorite celebrity couple

[@emmanueledwards6018]

My man knows how to play with like 3 items per character. Never change NL

[@tomekk.1889]

all his builds are the same

[@shigerou16]

I’m a very new viewer and I’m not sure how much he games daily but that’s pretty standard for people who don’t play a lot. Hard to pull off a build if you don’t know it can be a build 🤷‍♀️

[@donkeyy8331]

he will never give up on the clamera and that's kinda beautiful

[@MrThemetricsystem]

Whatever chatters are downplaying the Buckle are the kind to people who thought smartphones were some kind of dumb passing fad.

[@SBroproductions]

Game? Restarted. My ship? Painted red. Jaballians? Not all pacifists. Beep beep? Boop boop.

[@gerardsolergarcia153]

Fly high slay the spire 😔

[@AlcyoneHere]

its so over for us STS heads

[@ExquisiteLIGHT]

rip Alchemize runs

[@santiagoplazaboano]

No more "I like my strikes sneaky bro"

[@ibemadgoated2501]

LLSTS 🕊

[@shrapnel9999]

I feel like I'm in a long term relationship with the egg when I have to curtly nod and smile for the hundredth time as I can only assume he knowingly mispronounces and ignores the dev's Langxian/Long John wordplay.

[@epictino4434]

He forgot that he had Omamori

[@Unterhosegotti]

I remember that game, those were the days...

[@night4345]

@@Unterhosegotti I saw a game like that once, centuries ago...

[@zoom3184]

Alchemize + Sozu ICANT

[@alientree8292]

Love that this one’s from 2 weeks ago and not a thing has changed

[@anei122]

27:04 sauron waking up realising he gotta go for the ring again

[@lafiki999]

lmaoooo +2

[@Kotosanji]

Look us at dooley nation don't have any other option, it's either the Jaballian pacifist or the pirate of so little renown not even Pelago knows of em.

[@ojnabieoot]

41:00 the confidently wrong backseating is out of control lmao

[@Niallish1]

The paper shredder bit was gas.

[@CountFab]

We're Bazaar guys, of course we beep boop boop

[@bird9230]

15:05 me when I show up at the pet pageant but Ive brought my secret weapon, my pet rock and a banana.

[@absolutezero7352]

The crash out energy in this video absolutely rules

[@billsob3734]

We’re Vanessa guys, of course we paint our presents red… and of course we don’t use paint. Merry Christmas yall!

[@nickhammond99]

All I want for Christmas is Dooley’s two front teeth 😤

[@ConFamGaming]

going sean plott mode is hilarious. day[9] is the OG

[@I2ed3ye]

As soon as that damn Clamera popped up I knew exactly what the rest of the run was gonna look like

[@RosemaryCemetery]

9:37 hes honing the jaballian non pacifists (surely they aren't real)

[@plastiktuten3866]

the Banksy bit is gold

[@zachthomas7440]

NL winning the Banksy painting auction is now cannon

[@hypno5690]

Of course we paint our ship red, we're a guy like me im afraid.

[@cl0k3]

I paint the snow yellow, but I don't use paint

[@candi_appel]

i love the process of learning a game through the lens of NL and observing the Type As

[@NeoBoneGirl]

Bro cannot stop bringing up the pufferfish whenever he loses to Dooley

[@purplelotus531]

Look for a partner that looks at you like NL looks at clamera

[@espanadorada7962]

6:06 ok perhaps the monitor is a little bit broken

[@GinTonic55]

At 23:30 he get’s so upset by a chatter that his old voice returns

[@jozzzlyn]

its bizarro how much we love the bazaaro

[@demontits133]

Clamera was good when it would start off the puffer combo right away, without that, its reallllly not great lol

[@Contini03]

Does anyone else remember when Northernlion & Sinvicta used to play The Culling? Good times....Gonna have my grandkids play those videos for me again in the nursing home.

[@KaikiIsTaken]

Not every Vanessa is a crow's nest one weapon andy

[@framblayt9783]

14:50 you just don't get it, do you? the revolver is a quick weapon use item that charges the trebuchet and makes it go brbrbrbrbr! haha sorry, but i just never thought i see the day when he sacked the trebuchet.

[@omaristheman]

he had 1800 poison on him in the last fight, just unreal...

[@jhonmiths1344]

Put the clamera in the bag little bro

[@brandonpacheco7359]

We're Costco guys, of course we burn the boats that brought us.

[@usagin0te]

The keener the paint, the redder the boat

[@ssFaxes]

2:13 great now I need a AI NL voice doing the "drinking out of cups" bit.

[@Shpangbab]

Merry Christmas, I hope all of your ships this coming year will be red without the use of paint

[@kokosan09]

when NL said he almost flipped off the monitor after yet another stupid robot, I felt so seen ahahaha

[@MrPuNlSh3R]

NL is really good at making me scream at the monitor and wanting to buy the game myself to not ever laying my eyes on clamera again❤😂

[@sheldonstare1477]

why banana blue?

[@insertnamehere6227]

Semen retention

[@Fluffymuttins]

@@insertnamehere6227 +2

[@atomicanachronism8849]

why not?

[@drewsmith3953]

this man forced me to buy the game because I couldn't handle the terrible plays, now he's making me launch it for the same reason. god i love the bizzarre

[@gelidspace]

CLAMERA STOCKS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS

[@roelofftan8814]

"always fight thug" but then sells the horn

[@nickwhitegames]

Living for the Bazaar content hooooly

[@Star22233]

The langxian crit on dooly was satisfying

[@loopymachoopin2262]

NL. I'm begging. Clamera really is not what you are making it up to be. I love you bro but please.

[@cpc205__yt]

Pearl is in this video! She shows up at 42:02

[@ottokopp770]

I mean, you would be probably more inclined to experiment if games lasted more than 5 seconds. Don’t remember seeing the sandstorm in a pvp battle (past day 3 or so) in weeks.

[@JonathanCormier]

Lol the Sean Plott name drop so good

[@Nakeen]

bazaar beta code: ac5c32b9-a2cc-4620-9af8-a113886c9875 Merry Christmas :)

[@braulioram3382]

You see that ship? Paint it

[@XannnyTanner]

He has ascended and become the harbinger of Dooley Nation. Raygun and Monitor are 😴😴😴

[@ninjacolin7982]

6 episode straight of bazzzzzar

[@siwone532]

19:31 slow enchanted sharkclaws go into the bag in favor of dock lines. At least swap the pet rock and clamera out.

[@kaz5824]

We dance with the one that brought us because it paints our shit red with all cannon no ball

[@mrrp405]

I like the junk seller guy

[@p0413]

Clamera has dragonslayer doppelganger 2 footage on it or something, how else could you explain it

[@aden5122]

Every time I see nl get a camera I cry

[@aden5122]

Of course he upgraded the clamera

[@hugoboss3689]

Clamera is objectively the best item in the baazar or at least one of the best.

[@Dangerous1939]

@hugoboss3689 I've heard claws are strictly better though

[@hugoboss3689]

@@Dangerous1939 This sort of heretical slander will not be tolerated when president egg takes the reins.

[@thepiggstein]

I glaze my clamera white… but I don’t use glaze

[@pedrocastanho]

Banannabal = banana + cannibal

[@Agressivemassacure]

Is it duct tape because it's the anointed one? Or is it the anointed one because it's duct tape?

[@arrowitgraystun]

A Tier banksy joke

[@jcarletto27]

Hes absolutely allergic to reading the card text. Has flagship and torpedo doesnt use either 😂 never change nl

[@framblayt9783]

Honestly NL put up a good fight, it was such a good board in my opinion.

[@lilithoftheclay]

clamera's a friend, so NL treats her like one

[@frankiecedeno3724]

I feel like a crazy man, why did no one ever suggest dropping dock lines to have 3 crit items?

[@fabulousflufferbum2051]

We should teach NL basic arithmetics so the belt chart debaucle doesn't happen again

[@jasondixon1314]

why is he so fuckin obsessed with clamera? a free use at the start of battle is nice, but its just a 1 second slow for gods sake.

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Merry Christmas!

[@uhtuhgdhgud7715]

We’re never seeing silent A20 are we

[@Nighthawk20000]

Hes crashing out about clamera in this one

[@swakner]

He talks about knowing the skill has damage scaling and then never buys cheap weapons for damage scaling….

[@clarence7013]

How can the lozard poison while its frozen?

[@happyorks1]

I miss the him him me him me

[@timurbeisekeyev9878]

Does anyone have an extra code for the game?

[@Astersss_]

We're youtube commenters, of course we need to point out every single mistake or flaw the creator makes ad nauseam!

[@bigbeezy5056]

33:58 why is he talking shit like that to a Douly running something besides monitoor? 🤣

[@xbsdbsdbx]

He knows he doesn't have to keep his day 1 item forever right?

[@koquarian]

I hate when comp games with a luck factor (like tft, for instance) have meta builds. Like there should never be a specific build that is an instant win (especially an easily accessible one like dooley lizard). Even in legit gambling games like Riichi Mahjong or Poker, there are ways of combating the luckiest players. Otherwise, rank means nothing because it just means they're the one with the most lucky draws.

[@anthonyc.873]

wait did NL just say he paid 5 million dollars for a piece of art at an auction and then it got shredded? Am I missing smth or is that crazy

[@Arnavion]

Look up "Sotheby Banksy auction"

[@Subsistence69]

Anybody know if theyre making a console port?

[@greedlulu]

Merry Christmas