SUCK MAN ( London gangs have weird slangs) | Nabil Abdulrashid

[@ohmhasmeaning7292]

Bro this man was talking British, African, Jamaican, & Arabic tryna figure out what was goin on lol😂

[@jonenih]

He is Nigerian British and Muslim, but grew with the yardies

[@shellywilliams8499]

If you're trying to figure out what he is saying he is not using the word in its literal self. If you notice he uses the word lick dem dong, which is Jamaican for hitting someone with a force.

[@ruthmckay9086]

And his English is excellent, too - his eloquence should put many English people to shame.

[@lisawest6355]

​@@ruthmckay9086he is British!

[@AndyEvolves]

Do you mean Bri ish? 🤣 Like the Boahowoah​@@lisawest6355

[@jeremiahjohnson7232]

"This man is prolific "😂😂

[@nmartin802]

You just unlocked a memory 🤣🤣🤣 we were really saying these things as kids you know 😭🤣

[@keyblaemaster]

I still remember when "beat" started to get used as slang for sex and one guy was talking about how his brother beat some guy's sister and they were laughing and I was confused af 😅🤣

[@squatchjosh1131]

Believe it or not, the definition of the word f*ck originally was quite similar to beat

[@charissemodeste6489]

Where l come from "beat" means three things.. 1) Someone "fought" you and YOU LOST, i.e.; "Yuh get "beat-up"! 2) Sex - "My man "beat me out" last night. 3) You look "beat" (tired)!

[@Tb-gz4qt]

@@charissemodeste6489 You forgot the most important one: “I just beat my meat” (masturbation).

[@Ošæs]

Words aren’t one dimensional

[@ywoulduchoosetousethis]

Beat, punch, nail, cover, piledrive, screw,...I might have about 50 names for sex

[@TeddyGreyOS]

I remember hearing lyrics in grime like “I suck man for their tings” and thinking, I’m glad the community is embracing LGBTQ 💀😂

[@jamiemoore1989]

no you never

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

HA. If only

[@TeddyGreyOS]

@@jamiemoore1989 Shut up Jamie, read more. “Shxdow - Blxck Genie”, guy says it in the last verse.

[@NeoMokgabo21]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@crisalcantara7671]

@@TeddyGreyOS no stop

[@AremuJejeofdavillage]

Slang be funny as hell!!! It’s one of the most entertaining things about traveling 😂

[@Adam_K14]

I've never heard suk man as a term to rob

[@AremuJejeofdavillage]

@@Adam_K14 I’m not from the uk 🇬🇧 but it definitely an embarrassing slang

[@patrickgreen6242]

You must be a new millennium baby.

[@keifer7813]

@@Adam_K14 The word is meant to be "sock" which means rob. Heard it plenty growing up in London

[@AremuJejeofdavillage]

@@patrickgreen6242 millennials are… “typically being defined as people born from 1981 to 1996”…they’re getting older everyday 😅

[@guiltyuntilproveninnocent.]

Craziest slang word for robbing someone I ever heard in my life 😂💀

[@Lazarus-aap]

Well, to be fair, it does suck to get robbed 😂

[@guiltyuntilproveninnocent.]

@@Lazarus-aap Right…

[@BigTrees4ever]

In the us it was licked for the longest time. You licked someone for their shoes etc. but then my generation came around and said that’s kinda sus, we started saying “hittin licks” instead. Funny too cause you can blow a man and it means you shot him. Blowin sticks is shooting guns like wtf 😂

[@guiltyuntilproveninnocent.]

@@BigTrees4ever Nobody in America ever said they licked someone for anything 😂 people in the south say they “caught a lick” A lot of people describe someone getting shot as getting “Blown down” Sticks are assault rifles and that slang came from the south too. Blowin sticks? You’re literally making shit up now 😂 Hold on to that L real tight and keep it movin mate.

[@starmaterial]

​@@guiltyuntilproveninnocent.Blown down? More like blown away.

[@Doyle69]

Never heard of you before, but this was great, I love seeing people get older and realise how ridiculous slang is, but then to do comedy about it in the perfect way is great, good work :)

[@keithchegwin1222]

I remember being confused when people started to use the word "bare" someone saying this man's got "bare money ". He actually meant "a lot of money " I thought he was saying I didn't have much money. It was all very confusing.

[@denism8494]

bare money makes you a target for sucking though

[@Basauri_48970]

Same here, mr keith chegwin. May I also say, I love your channel. I too feel very strongly about Robert Dyas.

[@keithchegwin1222]

@@Basauri_48970 Why thank you

[@maxm.m.7219]

You know, here in Belgium, in the province of West-Flanders, there is a slang word that literally means the exact thing. It's the word 'bere', yet it's pronounced as [bear'uh]. Before you ask, this pronunciation doesn't make any sense according to the phonetic rules of the Flemish language 😅, but what's even crazier is that it's something that I think comes from the old regional dialect (at least, I think so, I'm from a different province😅), therefore it's something that not only youngsters say, but also some of the older generations will say it as well.

[@thephantommusic]

I think they mean "bare" as in how we sometimes use "raw" to describe something being potent or full of energy. Even though raw usually means uncooked or bare/unprotected

[@eugenecarbado2625]

I remember working in a casino around the time this slang word was popular. 3 young men were playing on my table and kept losing. They had a friend a few tables away who asked them "yo! How is it der?". And one answered back "yoooo, my man's suckin!", to which I replied "sir! I'm doing no such thing!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@anicesuprise1459]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielcunningham6727]

Sir im doing no such thing 🗣🤣

[@maureeno5486]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@naijaplayer]

​@YungAtzwhat? This person telling the story is the one who said "sir", they're not talking about someone else. And why is that story so unbelievable?

[@centralbank1950]

This whole set is PAUSE 😅😂

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobharris954]

I kept on saying pause with meme in my head 🤣🤣🤣

[@DoubleA88]

FACTS!🤭

[@YG1989Natty]

??

[@bev8200]

😂😂😂

[@jadenjacobcomedy6237]

You are an absolute genius!!! Just everything from the story arc to the choice of words... Absolutely BRILLIANT Mate🔥🔥🔥🤞

[@FarVern]

"And that's how I went to jail" at the end 🤣🤣

[@oksureapollo8486]

“Excuse me Mr….can I call you Mr?”😂

[@ajdo1991]

Why are you gay?

[@tamianyoganathan4383]

Love the reference to the Ugandan interviewer 😂

[@DenisToma88]

Why are you gay

[@alibutt1465]

Pepe julian onzima

[@taffem9084]

I was waiting "why are you geyy?" The whole time

[@L.I.2RVA]

LMFAO 😂😂😂.... laughing all the way from Baltimore, USA🤣😂🤣. HILARIOUS...but definitely a "Pause " hahahaha

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

I have family out there !! You know how we “dew” 😂😂😂😂

[@L.I.2RVA]

@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy Ha! Okay...I se you...and hear you "teew"! 🤣😂🤣 Great set bruv!

[@GLondon93]

As someone who’s born and raised in East London (30 years) this was actually spot on! 😂

[@sameo01]

Nah, this wasn't used in East was it?!?

[@RhoneM]

@@sameo01 I don't remember for the life of me "Suck" being an east thing.

[@thebiomicroguy]

The more you watch, the higher the weirdness. Even bro Nabil couldn't hold it.

[@Jodeci_millz]

Bruhh thank you. This cracked me up so hard😂😂😂. God bless you.

[@5995Jiol]

I need to see the small print 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StandingOnBusiness4]

You make me laugh...Love from Nigeria.❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@noema792]

A star ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ in the making. You are funny as hell. You got it. Watching from Seattle Washington 👍.

[@PowerShellWizard]

He should come to Seattle and entertain us after the Seahawks greatness

[@orionpacks]

Hope you find prosperity in your future ventures 🤲🏼

[@Andrejoao100]

Yo thanks for the laughter bro, i don’t laugh often, I am subscribing

[@allertramphisa2662]

This is the funniest thing I watched this week 😂

[@Jodeci_millz]

Funniest thing I've watched this year 😂

[@rlw5029]

Yo this is hilarious!!! Ppl will say stuff not thinking how it sounds to others bc it sounds good in the head lmao!!!!! Mad hilarious!!!

[@sparking_emb]

I couldn't stop laughing. Too good! Great delivery, too

[@zanelina1]

This is nice . First time seeing you and you are funny.lol

[@majqandak]

Awww man that was Dammmmmnn Funny 😂😂😂😂 Go Nabil

[@sylvester5857]

Man started talking like a Nigerian immediately 😂. He became tribal 😂.

[@LaylaSmith-d3x]

We’ll be is a proud Nigerian

[@frogga1551]

Thank u for starting my day rolling laughing

[@PhilosopherBK]

😂😂😂 all the way from Brooklyn homie , mans is mad yaget me 💯

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

Yoooo! We got love for Brooklyn in south London still! Big up!!!

[@TrueDarkMajin]

🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I was clapping with the audience

[@3ormorecharacterslol]

Every time, i scroll thru my gallery i stop by this video. It never fails to make me laugh😂

[@James-ic1mp]

One of the funniest skits I’ve ever seen

[@Porkupine69]

"Can I call you mista" I know this from somewhere else

[@gertmolder791]

Omfg ,i have not laughed this hard in years . Honestly this made me chuckle so hard that i started tearing up and had trouble breathing lol.

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

Glad you liked it fam! Subscribe share and watch this space!! I’ll be uploading LOADS more once Ramadan is over

[@bilal6094]

Yooo this brudda funny as hell🤣🤣🤣

[@damann187]

giggs ft dubz pain is the essence. dubz says ''we used to get on the train looking for pr#cks to suck''. gayest bar in uk rap

[@iwantStifflersMom]

😂😂😂😂

[@jmadz2024]

Both trash giggs is soft

[@Kingdan2011]

​@@jmadz2024I can see why that would be a problem considering the video

[@quattroquattro7426]

Brother you funny I subscribed 😂😂😂

[@Dontbesosoft]

“ you see them cuz? Yeah I see them blud “ that’s hilarious 😂😂

[@modev4163]

Mercilessly😂😂

[@CallumDT]

Man said mandematron 😂😂😂

[@issiahdonahue6108]

You ever do a U.S. tour. More than welcome at my house, inshallah my brother🤣🤣🤣just came across ur work today🙏🏽🙏🏽swear down, made my day!

[@nanatebestman7534]

Baba you good walai 😂😂😂😂

[@Johnny-xs8yn]

Wallahi, you need this more than me 😂

[@porky265]

That can I call you mister reference is diabolical😂😂😂

[@markchampagnie9401]

Oi ... whoever you are....Ya Funnnnnnyy.... Proper.. Wish you the best....Long live Hookie STREET...🇯🇲🇬🇧💯

[@ctuallyFactually]

Bro ur killin😂😂😂😂

[@FirashAdryan]

His “what-the-fuck-did-I-just-heard” facial expressions killed me bruh 😂

[@ThePsyberGiantess]

That "in FACT!" I felt it in my Ghanaian soul.

[@hi-tych]

Man, listen.. it too early in the states to be hearing this. 😂

[@soulsisterwillis]

Reminds me of the slang term "hit a lick"... it means to rob someone basically. I remember hearing this as a child and thinking "wtf"? And laughing at such a stupid sounding term for breaking and entering. 😂

[@11bornrich]

Looking at the audience I think you should've reminded them a few more times throughout the skit that sucked means rob and told them what lick man down means😂Half way through I think they may have forgotten the punchline and started to believe it meant what it doesn't😂😂😂

[@Elriuhilu]

I don't know, I figured out lick meant beat and I'd never heard it used in this way before.

[@gloverdragon6854]

Lick man down means to physically hurt someone to a point where they’re not getting back up, or where they lost so badly that it a one sided beat down. That’s how nabil was using it

[@TheDestineyy]

@@gloverdragon6854It doesn’t have to be that extreme.. For kids who got beat by their parents, they would say they got ‘licks’. Still said today

[@gloverdragon6854]

@@TheDestineyy you’re right on that if you say it how you are, getting licks is to take a beating, such as from your parents. However, there’s a difference between the phraseology and use of “lick man down” and getting “licks”. They imply different endings and situations. Thats the nuance of slang

[@jithinmanohar1094]

Thank you kind sir😂..I was trying to figure out what the hell did he mean by suck in this context

[@BurnzNineThird]

Hilarious fam... Geniously written

[@RollWithSoul317]

🇺🇸 Absolutely hilarious man!!! This had me laughing for hours bro! 🥹😅😂🤣🥲🤣✌🏾👍🏾

[@JoseMartinez-bh1ng]

I'm in physical pain right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@123G-r4d]

I love how he's standing up there talking about how he robbed people and all the libs just clap like haha hes so charming.

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

Where did I say I robbed anyone?🤔

[@hendrx]

Your kind will do anything but admit you are racist.

[@MrIzo56]

@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy Lad's a little slow 🤣

[@quintincoetzee]

This is hilarious! Anyone have a link to the whole show?

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

@@quintincoetzee bbc iplayer!! Live at the Apollo 2023

[@quintincoetzee]

@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy Thanks for the quick reply! Your comedy is great! I can't stream it that way, as I reside in South Africa. Is it available anywhere else online? Also, will your Purple Pill show be available for streaming at some point? I wish you the best with your career! You're really funny!

[@mijchrome4296]

​@@NabilAbdulrashidComedyassalamualaikum brother can you request that infamous african tv host ( "why ah yu geh" ) and his pasta with cucumbers to invite and interview mista gasman.

[@LordBeezleDwarf]

Lmfao 😂😂😂 glad this popped up on my american feed

[@SpottieT]

What kind of audience is this? The greatest. Laughed at every pause lol must've been a machine

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

Apollo audience is always brilliant! 😍

[@Arturo-03]

Brooo, I nearly fell. 😂🙌 So funny.

[@malayaelrhyam6057]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅 It just keeps getting worse! 😅😅😅

[@trevorgrafflin5928]

Never seen this bloke, but man is funny, and he don't "suck"

[@reginaldedwards6194]

He is SO funny!! Had me cracking up!!

[@SnehithDevalapalli]

“Can I call you Mr.?” is such a funny reference.

[@nettiethatsme]

This was hilarious!!!😂😂😂

[@marquisethomas5611]

This can be a whole hour special. Its alot of street slang that sounds suspect

[@netking767]

I'm in tears!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@AnthonyMarsh-cq3kf]

near death laughing. thank you

[@sheikhadnan4074]

The laughs are so loud that almost feels its fake

[@mattnobrega6621]

Me sitting here like, "BRUH!" 😫🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

The back and fourthy swaying ,

[@kingkhris4886]

“Mandematron”. 😂😂😂😂

[@bookies24k8]

We never said suck bruh thats mainey but we did call it hitting a lick

[@TheDestineyy]

Why you lying? Hitting a lick is fairly new

[@mikeyb.0121]

We still use that phrase in Birmingham, but for being arrested instead of robbing someone 😂

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

If the police sucked mandem they caught I think crime rate would drop 😂😂😂

[@mikeyb.0121]

@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 🤣🤣

[@Wheres-my-toes-bro]

​@@NabilAbdulrashidComedyThe crime might go up.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Listen. Even as an LGBTQ, I'd be like. "Sir, I need to clarify." 😂 "You want me to what?"

[@AliSidTex]

Grew up in South East London in the late 90s and they were just starting to speak this kind of slang in school. It was real edgy back then.

[@beulaho]

Without context, so many people out here will be incredibly confused 😂

[@TheWPhilosopher]

That's my abs work out for the day man, jfc! 😂

[@LaylaSmith-d3x]

Such an elegant speaker , Nigerian influence for sure x

[@ekiti]

SUCKED! Mercilessly 😂😅😂😅😂🎉

[@paulessdot2]

Mate this is funny as fkk 😂😂😂

[@marlonwhite2257]

The slang is a mix of expired 80s Jamaican slang and Shakespearean dialogue 😂😂

[@markedwards7109]

You should of used the other one also used in south "moist" 😂 to say some one is a nerd/soft person 😂

[@keifer7813]

Not a South thing. Used all over London

[@markedwards7109]

@@keifer7813 yeah true

[@gloverdragon6854]

Suck was a south london slang term. Never really ever heard it outside of south.

[@officialshockstar]

@@gloverdragon6854I can confirm it’s made it’s way to the over side of London too. 😔😔😔southerners think everything is theirs.

[@gloverdragon6854]

@@officialshockstar I’m from east London and been all over west/north west london. I can confirm that suck was a south london slang word that did not cross over to other areas of London. Other areas would say “jack/jacked” for steal, especially east london. Certain areas of London sometimes do spawn off their own slang that stays in their parts, well at least it did before the proper social media era. For example, in north London they would say “shower/showa” “sho” to mean they’re that guy. Those types of words never really went out of north unless north London grime mcs would use them in their bars.

[@Elstackobenbey5]

The term is generally used in situations where the way in which the assult or robbery has been delivered is considered unfair or unethical, and is done using deception or distraction,

[@Otsutsuki_Rin]

The thing is that "Suck" is the correct word to rob someone (back in 09) but now when you think of it, it is the wrong word to use 😂😂

[@folu12]

Just found you - you are very funny my friend. I'll be seeing you live soon

[@however-yh2jy]

I am crying with laughter 😂😭😂😭

[@InstantSleep]

Remember this comment I will look back on in 10 years and still be laughing 😂 big yourself up bro I’m a fan now 💯

[@NabilAbdulrashidComedy]

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[@beardization]

"Mandematron" - rekt

[@rdp_mizo]

Nah this is crazy😂😂

[@Dsfd100]

Man use to say this all time in sheaf 2😂😂

[@Spitfyre1011]

"Cant be out here robbing people with a name like Charles" unless your other names are Mountbatten and Windsor, and the people in question are Indians 😂

[@sabretooth5404]

Yep Charles really robbed the Indians, especially considering he wasn't born until a year after colonial rule in India ended

[@Spitfyre1011]

@sabretooth5404 lighten up it was a joke. He said Charles, so I thought of the king, which made me think of the royal family as a whole, which of course made me think of colonialism.

[@Michaelkaydee]

Hehehe... that came from "sacking"

[@bitty_beastly47]

This guy is definitely English. Hell if he was born in Japan I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and Miyazaki!

[@EthanBuildz]

one of the funniest comedians ive seen in years

[@Lazlum]

Thats how i survive on the roooaaddss got me

[@servHis221]

Mandemtron! 😂

[@Krude-rv9vn]

I was born and raised in South London and never heard anyone say that

[@Danyal_aka_Amagibestfox]

This was wonderful 😂