Look, if the random Old lady doesn't die in the first Volley of Grenades, the next dozen volleys are perfectly understandable because that ain't no lil ol' lady.
@SeismicHammer5 жыл бұрын
Assuming, of course, the problem isn't your aim.
@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro57455 жыл бұрын
@@SeismicHammer It is a Grenade. Bullets will have names on them, Grenades are 'To whom it may concern'.
@martydi25195 жыл бұрын
@@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 And artillery is "Dear grid coordinates"
@RadicalKattastrophe5 жыл бұрын
@@martydi2519 My favorite kind of Postage.
@Noyoki5 жыл бұрын
@@martydi2519 Nukes: eh, close enough.
@pascalsch145 жыл бұрын
I know it's not really what your Chanel is about but I would love a complete playthrouge of the empire campaign.
@mordador27025 жыл бұрын
yes please, time to be sigmars heirs
@alexp54615 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Old lady: sigh Rimmy: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
@RedGreekWolf5 жыл бұрын
9:40 there was a Chinese general who was ordered to hold a walled city against a larger enemy force. He opened the gates, sat in the gatehouse and played music. The enemy general, convinced it was a trap, held his troops back long enough for the defenders reinforcements to arrive. Not exactly what you talked about, but I thought it would interest people
@dejack_135 жыл бұрын
well three kingdom battles are fuck up thats true
@kapitan199698385 жыл бұрын
Chinese? I thought he was Japanese. He had a handful of men, told them to open the gates and make as much as ruckus as they could. The enemy was too scared to enter
@RedGreekWolf5 жыл бұрын
@@kapitan19969838 I could be wrong about it being Chinese, but I am somewhat certain they were Chinese
@dejack_135 жыл бұрын
@@RedGreekWolf its chinese. That was around 220-280 BC. It was a general that was fighthing a civil war in china known as The three kingdom war. if im not wrong hes name is zhuge liang
@dragonstory153 жыл бұрын
@@dejack_13 I think he was confused with Tokugawa Ieyasu, who did some thing similar. During a retreat he opened the doors to his castle lit the torches and beat war drums. their enemies thought it was a trap and made camp instead of attacking. so pretty similar stories.
@brettdibble27635 жыл бұрын
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED! God was so disappointed when extra credits didn't make that joke on their siege of Vienna series.
@RimmyDownunder5 жыл бұрын
ah yes, because that's the most disappointing thing Extra Credits has done ;P
@derekmadrigal29015 жыл бұрын
@@RimmyDownunder explain because I'm out of the loop rimmy. What did extra credits do
@Scientist1185 жыл бұрын
@@derekmadrigal2901 One of their videos was about Nazis in video games. Never have I seen such a video from their channel get so many dislikes.
@RimmyDownunder5 жыл бұрын
They claimed that playing the German army in Battlefield was like being forced to be a Nazi
@derekmadrigal29015 жыл бұрын
@@RimmyDownunder Damn that sucks. I liked their stuff too. Thanks for the explanation rimmy.
@zebritishengineer40215 жыл бұрын
Rimmy: Tries to declare war on all the small nations Chaos: Allow me to introduce myself
@eziogreggioquattrever81425 жыл бұрын
Constantinople fell thanks to a guy who left the back door opened
@poyloos48345 жыл бұрын
darn, beat me to it. i wont delete my comment, but no one can say i stole it.
@Sc0ts5 жыл бұрын
When Rimmy accidentally references the Siege of Constantinople and how a sally out left a gate unlocked and the Ottomans just walked in
@Sc0ts5 жыл бұрын
@TomeOfBattle every culture has something to be salty about, some more than others
@josephpotter57665 жыл бұрын
The most absurd thing is that Constantinople did this TWICE! not only when they lost the city to the Ottomans, but when they lost the Tower of Galata (a critical early loss of defences) in their conflict with the Crusaders of the Forth Crusade, otherwise know as the FIRST sack of the city (and arguably a far worse one than that inflicted by the Ottomans.
@ThePoshestEgg5 жыл бұрын
*THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!*
@aliveandwellinisrael79445 жыл бұрын
Winged Hussars this winged Hussars that. No one appreciates the cannons they drug up the mountain.
@gokbay30575 жыл бұрын
*THEN THE REIKSGUARD ARRIVED!*
@donovancatlin33675 жыл бұрын
*THEN THE FUCKTON OF SKAVEN ARRIVED*
@wejwedge81375 жыл бұрын
I don't speak Not Kislev
@DCdabest5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully we'll get the actual Winged Hussars of Warhammer when they add Kislev: The Gryphon Legion
@twisted_fo0l5 жыл бұрын
um, excuse me, was that a MOTHERFUCKING SABATON REFRENCE?
@damoclesecoe71845 жыл бұрын
Joakim's Knee: "Aww shit here we go again."
@kevinduffy095 жыл бұрын
Sabaton is the best
@polonskey54474 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting it from Timmy but I thought the same of Soviet womboe and it came from his game of golf it so I guess it comes from everything xD
@tartarustrommler54544 жыл бұрын
We remember in September
@tylerpeterson32815 жыл бұрын
Borris todbringer has a freakish number of bastards and If I remember correctly, no or very few proper heirs
@Maurobi4 жыл бұрын
Living up to the standards set by this madlad is quite hard tho
@deanprowell79473 жыл бұрын
He has three children. A daughter, who unfortunately due to Middenland law couldn't rule as their Graf. A legitimate son, who unfortunately was inept and sickly. And a bastard son, who was very much capable but was, you know, a bastard.
@EmoHawkas2 жыл бұрын
Yes that is, he used to not keep his "blade" sheathed .
@MrSingularity445 жыл бұрын
Bombarding depressed old ladies. Just another day in the empire.
@MegaMidgetNinja3 жыл бұрын
9:24 - That's how I won a defensive battle on Rome II once. A faction attacked Rome, but they decided to concentrate all of their efforts onto one entrance, to which my legionnaires slaughtered any who dared climb the ladders.
@LHRStormKeeper5 жыл бұрын
11:28 Well, someone's been around Digby too much for their own good apparently
@wesleyfravel51495 жыл бұрын
Rimmy: makes Winged Hussars joke. Me: Subscribes.
@The_Murder_Party5 жыл бұрын
Wesley Fravel ah Reichsgaurd knights, winged hussars, but from Germany not Poland, and with halberds! (I think.)
@math30005 жыл бұрын
No friendly fire is activated Enemies: _chuckles_ I'm in danger
@zeronatras5 жыл бұрын
>Calling Tyrion "STAB MORE ELVES!" just an Elf
@bobwood98974 жыл бұрын
HEIR OF AENARION
@cuchulainn1405 жыл бұрын
That was quite the beautiful rendition of Men of Harlech there Rimmy 11:28
@Khornecussion3 жыл бұрын
" Gentlemen, welcome to Estalia- " aw, wrong commander. This is commander *SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS.*
@sirammothebold1495 жыл бұрын
I love how you played the chorus from Winged Hussars, when in doubt, add sabaton
@TheTeremaster5 жыл бұрын
There was a chinese general during a seige who decided to open the gate and abandon the walls, when the enemy arrived all they saw was him sitting on the gatehouse playing the flute. The enemy general was so certain it was a trap he called off the seige and left
@MoaRider5 жыл бұрын
So basically Total War Warhammer is just EU4 with dorfs and elves now? 6:20 How dare you spit on the proud name of Swedish King Gustavus Adolfus. GOTT MITT UNS
@erikweltz81875 жыл бұрын
Dorfs? DORFS?!?! You miserable umgi, it’s bad enough that you don’t refer to us as Dawi, as our proud race is really called, and we tolerate the name Dwarf, but Dorfs?!?! You can’t even get the word Dwarfs right?!?! That’s going into the Book of Grudges!!!
@bowmen085 жыл бұрын
TW isn't really like EU4. (Relatively) smaller scale, has actual battles, more focus on strategy of them since they're present whilst EU4 is all statesmanship. Total War Warhammer really is unique among its TW brethren in that Mortal Empires campaign encompasses most of its respective world and so as such is actually grand in scale.
@kapitan199698385 жыл бұрын
@@erikweltz8187 Dawi got maaad
@voidlux883 жыл бұрын
AS WE ALL STAND UNITED
@doublemdoublefun7085 жыл бұрын
Dammit, missed opportunity for singing "The hills are alive, with the sound of-" *cut to bretonnia lady roasted by a bright wizard fireball*
@BlackSabbath6285 жыл бұрын
Flooding Stirland during the Silver Seal quest is actually the best option. It makes the following battle SO much easier. If you don't flood Stirland the Vampires pull out a bunch of Crypt Horrors, Ghouls and Grave Guard as reinforcements.
@DJCommander5 жыл бұрын
It's funny he mentions the Netherlands tho
@theblacknid90305 жыл бұрын
"tossing a priest through the woods"........... Questionable choice of words there....
@captblueshadow6825 жыл бұрын
I was already gonna like this video... But then the Winged Hussars Arrived
@robintenfelde61054 жыл бұрын
Coming down the mountain side
@ChiefLibrarianLothric5 жыл бұрын
Just wait for Kislev. Winged Hussars on bears left and right
@DIEGhostfish5 жыл бұрын
Bear riding should really be lords/heroes only, they didn't train them en masse.
@chrisspink88735 жыл бұрын
DIEGhostfish same with hypogryph knights for Bretonnia, was for Lord’s only but CA made a unit of them don’t see why they wouldn’t do the same for Kislev!
@umbraghosts90434 жыл бұрын
We are getting them in warhammer 3 so get ready when we can finally get it
@TheManOfWar135 жыл бұрын
When "Winged Hussars" played for a moment with that cavalry charge happened I cheered
@jbizzle76885 жыл бұрын
I want you to know I was humming “then the winged hussars arrived” half a beat before you clipped it in
@rachellejanssen26555 жыл бұрын
thanks for this video, this update looks SO good! I played Bretonnia with the legendary lords mod JUST for the lore. Looks like the empire got a fair share now as well!
@Red_Beard27985 жыл бұрын
11:29 Sounds like Rimmy and Digby have been hanging out again
@shadowai96685 жыл бұрын
Did she just sigh? *explodes into millions of pieces* *Rimmy just laughs*
@800ninjas85 жыл бұрын
9:56 Constantinople fell because a gate guard forgot to lock the side gate he was guarding.
@nogmaffer5 жыл бұрын
also in the first crusade during the early stage of the siege of anthioch the crusaders almost got in after a failed sally from the muslims
@Knihti15 жыл бұрын
"You get a province! You get a province! You get a province!"
@vaclavsoukup73025 жыл бұрын
Drunk rulers in a nutshell
@onwardsumo51892 жыл бұрын
I know this won’t be seen but I too love when the door breaks and and bunch of stuff is flung at whoever is on the other side, though for me it’s the dwarves and and their many canons and such
@Jay-ln1co5 жыл бұрын
I remember one Warhammer game. Bretonnians vs. Vampire Counts. A Vampire character flew in front of the Bretonnian army and sparked a Terror check, causing 1,800 points of a 2,000 point army to just run off the board first turn. The Bretonnian player was not happy and neither were the rest of his team, who had to finish the fight basically 2 vs. 3.
@byzantinexile Жыл бұрын
One of the best things bout Warhammer III compared to any other Total War entry is it allows us to finally stage "THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED" moments with ACTUAL Winged Hussars.
@AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын
Lady: sigh Army: *REEE*
@tonitapola78115 жыл бұрын
That was a great update! Trying to collect enough elector state units was fun. Only problem, as always, was late game. At some point every state wants to join you almost at once, your empire gets huge very fast with tons of towns that you arent emotionally tied to. Then you just spearhead to Archaon, shoot a cannonball in his face and call it a day.
@butterytoost74484 жыл бұрын
AS SOON AS THE SONG FOR YOUR HORSES CAM ON, I STARTED TO HEAD BANG
@Hellz185 жыл бұрын
Already liking this for expert use of The Winged Hussars. 10/10
@barleysixseventwo66655 жыл бұрын
>When I get the Nuln factories and am gifted with the “Emperor’s Wrath” DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A *PANZER BATTALION!*
@BigJubble3 жыл бұрын
I think the moment that made me laugh the most playing as the empire was when I took Ubersreik 1 turn later I found a skaven undercity under it.....
@04farrelr5 жыл бұрын
What we really need is a rimmy vs Tom & Ben
@impatientsamurai62023 жыл бұрын
So at 9:50 he starts talking about generals dallying out only for it to fail, and one situation came to mind; Zhuge Liang’s empty fort strategy. Instead of having a force actually in his fort; they were fighting somewhere else if I recall, he is besieged. He has a force of like 30 ish servants and himself. He sits on the open castle gate, and plays the guzheng. The besieging army looks at all the servants who are relaxed and cleaning, to the open gate, and then to Zhuge Liang.. and retreat, fearing a trap
@IcarusValkyires5 жыл бұрын
The Winged Hussars pun!!! I liked the video in an instant! I love it!
@kurtcobain31805 жыл бұрын
enemy: HA! we have this battle Rimmy: THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVE!!!!!!
@plaidpvcpipe37925 жыл бұрын
1:55 Wait, the VAMPIRE is an elector count?! I for some reason need this game now!
@Alexisthewolfy5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else really want to know how that one random soldier's story ends? I personally like thinking Franz was so impressed he made him a captain.
@silentwatchman99083 жыл бұрын
No one: Rimmy: T O D D B R I N G E R
@evigkrieger5 жыл бұрын
Theres a mod out there I think called end turn timer exctinction or execution something like that and it just wipes a ton of factions off the map outside of a sphere of gameplay, like to the south and west if you're playing empire since you almost certainly won't go there regardless, up to the orcs and dwarves to the south would still be there for a decently long campaign and the important factions will still be there as well surrounded by empty razed settlements from the other various factions, it's fantastic for reducing turn time and also leaving a challenge for you when you reach very very late game
@nopegoogle695 жыл бұрын
Would love to see you fuck about with the new Old World Blues update!
@manysKojot2 жыл бұрын
pretty much late to answer that but there's The Empty Fort Strategy. Here's wikipedia explenation : The Empty Fort Strategy is the 32nd of the Chinese Thirty-Six Stratagems. The strategy involves using reverse psychology (and luck) to deceive the enemy into thinking that an empty location is full of traps and ambushes, and therefore induce the enemy to retreat. Some examples are listed in the following sections. here's where it was used (also wikipedia) : According to the Sanguozhi, in 195, the Empty Fort Strategy was used by the warlord Cao Cao against his rival Lü Bu in one incident at Chengshi County (乘氏縣; southwest of present-day Juye County, Shandong). In the summer of that year, Lü Bu went to Dongmin County (東緡縣; northeast of present-day Jinxiang County, Shandong) and gathered about 10,000 troops to attack Cao Cao. At the time, Cao Cao had very few soldiers with him, but he set up an ambush and managed to defeat Lü Bu.[1]
@Hellstorm9015 жыл бұрын
The answer is yes there has been a siege like the one you wondered about. During the First English Civil War the governor in charge of Newcastle and with it basically the entire Royal Army of Northern England decided to take the bulk of his troops and march out to go and help the main Army in a battle far away. The battle was a failure and before the survivors could manage to get back to Newcastle Scottish troops had already arrived and put Newcastle under siege forcing the considerably outnumbered and none too impressed guards to surrender not only Newcastle but basically the entire North of England to them on account of having nothing to fight with
@MortSalazar2 жыл бұрын
Imagine dismounting to take to the walls Brettonian knight: *triggered*
@elasolezito5 жыл бұрын
9:50 The siege of Antioch, something similar happened after many deceptions. :)
@sic66035 жыл бұрын
There's a mod called Mixus Legendary Lords. As you might have guessed it ads new LL to the game. Summoning the Elector Counts is a lot more fun if they are actual LL with unique items and skill trees instead of some random generals. You might want to check it out.
@shadowscalecosplay66223 жыл бұрын
I only watched this for the Vermintide reference. And i was not disappointed
@nshilts58295 жыл бұрын
during napoleons early carrier during the siege of Toulon (or maybe it was Toulouse) I think one of his batteries got charged by British cavalry and spiked the guns which 'ruins' them not only did napoleon arrive to beat off the assault but he managed to unspike the guns and fire into the rear of the retreating cavalry as they fled back to toulon
@larsavaleth81513 жыл бұрын
i expect to hear winged hussars throughout the kislev playthrough when the third game comes out
@thefiresworddragon9272 жыл бұрын
When you are so successful at The Eye of the Vortex that you cannot win The Eye of the Vortex.
@Xukti5 жыл бұрын
Not sure about charging in through a gate you're opening to sally out, but Polish soldiers took some Swedish forts by literally riding inside through open gates in the night.
@slein10555 жыл бұрын
Need more of this
@FloatingOer4 жыл бұрын
13:55 Franz invites all his friends to his birthday-party, no one shows up
@Domanator1795 жыл бұрын
Man you know so much about warhammer, i know nothing by comparison.
@maliceharding46685 жыл бұрын
15:19 they sent in the Australians
@itsashane15525 жыл бұрын
*sighs* *faces firing squad of grenade launchers*
@nater14955 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah, much respect for the Sabaton.
@Murphy-mw6be5 жыл бұрын
You have horses what the fuck were you thinking?-Random Imperial commander
@kapitan199698385 жыл бұрын
When I grow up, I want to become an Elector Count!
@harmlessratz71515 жыл бұрын
holy potatoes ive totally missed out on the Ubersreik 5(or was it 4??), i also higly recommend following mods Building Progression Icons II Faction Unit Cards II GCCM: Unique Faction Capitals Dryrain's Reskin Overhaul for added immersion without changing gameplay
@FallenAngelG4ming5 жыл бұрын
RIMMY!!! The emperor calls!!! Help him reunite the empire, and defeat chaos! The God emperor approves!
@Nxtl685 жыл бұрын
2:12 You absolute mad lad you did it
@gloglablyn5 жыл бұрын
I had to do a double-take when I saw that guy named Bernhardt, I then realized it wasn't THE Morgan Bearnhardt.
@willarmstrong32825 жыл бұрын
gratuitous sabaton reference is greatly appreciated
@jozuavaleria3285 жыл бұрын
As SovietWomble's videos go down in quality, Rimmy's constantly goes up in quality, while providing regular uploads! Bless you in the name of Sigmar Rimmy!
@saysquirtza39854 жыл бұрын
She sighed because she realised the power of the true emperor
@lordcaedus87135 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. Total War Empire 2.
@Vgorb4 жыл бұрын
If this man likes cav BRETONNIA EXISTS
@starcasters54555 жыл бұрын
i would honestly love to see you play through a entire campaign
@Selvanus5 жыл бұрын
2:14 COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE! You somehow got higher than favourite KZbinr by warming my kurwa heart!
@DefrostedChicken9 ай бұрын
IIRC, part of why the Ottomans took Constantinople was because they forgot to close the gates. It was negligence, not poorly thought out baiting, but there you go
@Rawkit_Surgeon5 жыл бұрын
I really love the cav charges.
@RainbowMuse25 жыл бұрын
Cav needs to be able to dismount, clearly
@stephenlucas88362 жыл бұрын
Rim any plans on playing Kislev in total war Warhammer 3?
@Daimon-X5 жыл бұрын
Good, good game manling. For Sigmar! For Grimnir! CHARGE!!!!!
@bobbobinson62095 жыл бұрын
Sienna Fuegonasus has a most magnificent beard in this game.
@robertwiesner68255 жыл бұрын
Sabaton? Well i see you're a man of culture as well :)
@SaigaHans495 жыл бұрын
What do you say about the coop campaign loading Bug?
@LtScarecrow874 жыл бұрын
Rimmy what gave you wood: using your Calvary to toss enemies across the map, or using a Sabaton song
@doomdoging5 жыл бұрын
this is why they made cav be able to dismount in other totalwar games its so eazy to cheese a siege againest cav armys
@CaptainSully1015 жыл бұрын
9:49 some guy literally accidentally left the gates of Constantinople open during the Ottoman siege of Constantinople in 1453 and singlehandedly made the Byzantines loose the siege and ended the Roman Empire
@eacey4 жыл бұрын
That first clip lol
@kellerblair29523 жыл бұрын
There is a mod that adds the actual elector counts
@v0lk0vh505 жыл бұрын
You earned a sub for 2:15
@sethleoric25985 жыл бұрын
Do more Total War, it's actually fun to watch when it's son an hour long
@liamjenke50815 жыл бұрын
Hey rimmy would you like the hero gotrek and felix for total war warhammer, let me now because I don't play the game.
@kormaclodgin51214 жыл бұрын
I think that Bretonia should have the step down from horse feature...