Summoning the Tarkov Cult for Help with Kappa...

[@AlsoAqua]

Hope you enjoyed the video. Plushies are arriving at peoples door so make sure to check if you ordered one. If you have not ordered one yet, we have a few left but order quickly as this is the last time we will restock the tan man edition plushies. AquaFPS.com

[@ericmorneau8819]

I got mine today, I forgot I even ordered it. Hope the money I spent keep you creating content for a long time!

[@JustSurvivalGaming]

Recieved mine today. Sitting on my desk Thanks

[@xLunchBoxx]

I bought a smoking pipe just because of that old man a couple months ago.

[@natoninemilfirepower7996]

Ill buy one if you ban the ai text to speach. Shits annoying

[@Casperski1312]

"shit accordian" is fucking wild Aqua.

[@manson_445]

The absolute frustration i experienced watching Aqua standing on top of Gluesniffer and not pushing was indescribable. 10/10 content keep it up Aqua

[@datuhhhh]

The sheer tactical genius of the final engagement in white knight was awe-inspiring.

[@falbo4ever]

He's left me amazed once again. Incredible stuff.

[@DexterAlenko]

i had a tear in my eye and teared apart my copy of "the art of war"

[@nathanconnolly1]

Tremendous I would say

[@Miamicop100]

The frustration of not being able to take over Aquas controls when you hear Gluchar and he didnt at 38:22 , aswell as knowing that there is a player pushing him through the gap in the wall at 40:11.

[@BedriddenRiddims]

It was weird really, I’m pretty sure aqua must have known that player was pushing him through the hole but was too concerned with trying to get gluhar done and was just hoping it would work out for him

[@yurilopes420]

man aqua is hot garbage xD he's standing in there completely lost even though you can hear the people underneath rushing, there was a guard right outside when he got in, and typical aqua "wait, a noise, someone's rushing me? LET ME JUST GO OUT THIS DOOR AND STAND STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR instead of holding the angle i just came through" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pacskii]

Aqua picking up the noodles but blatantly ignoring the wine bottle, classic 🤌🏽

[@GoldenAdhesive]

Russian date nights

[@MeatVision]

One thing I can not believe is seeing Aqua using night vision, this game turned our pissboy into a sweaty freak 😔

[@collinwgreen]

A couple vids in a row recently he was flicking to people already shooting at him and beaming the living shit out of peeps. Was incredible to witness

[@xzeuii]

Aqua has always been good at games. Tarkov just used to play like absolute shit before recoil update

[@Bramble20322]

@@xzeuii Nah, you're pushing it, lmao.

[@risky8811]

I have to say it again and again: I really love your Tarkov videos. In my timezone I can always watch the video right after I woke up. Your newest Tarkov vibe made me reconnect with the game and gave me the inspiration to play it again. (That made me buy a new PC and that was expensive soooooo...) anywas. I like your style plaing the game. Like a clumsy guy, but so down to earth and not sweaty AF. You have your giga chad moments but mostly play like a normal guy, like me. Thats why I can relate to your videos so much. Thx for being here for us

[@sebasteanjanzen1210]

Ah yes the non-cult cult leader summons us again

[@SatanicKale]

I'd praise anyone with knees like him

[@yurilopes420]

i will never understand how he says the SVD sucks? 19:37 blaming the gun when he couldnt hit the shots to save his life not to mention his scope still had another magnification... peak aqua

[@DeusDracones]

Watching Aqua get Kappa on main channel after following this channel for too long watching the progression was a bit of a buzzkill

[@lethrahn]

Agreed really took the wind out of the sails

[@PogoP]

Right? Why on earth did they spoil that? Weird.

[@Okamare]

i heard the start of that clip and just left the video, very glad i did

[@unfairbullet]

Well now its spoiled for me also

[@TuffMelon]

I love how Aqua's life cycle in Tarkov is using shitty weapons for half the wipe, then using the good guns near the end and doing really well, and then reusing shitty guns again at the start of the next wipe

[@thomasstephen6684]

So... Like everyone else? Like how literally everyone plays?

[@TuffMelon]

@@thomasstephen6684 No? I don't mean non-meta weapons, I mean literally shitty weapons like the VPO.

[@JamesChurchill3]

I've never come to an Aqua video this fast before, usually it takes me at least a few minutes.

[@RemingtonDean]

Giggity

[@CorvusCorviday]

18:07 I'm wondering the same damn thing. He shouldn't have had to travel that far to get to old gas. Forgot to repair a broken leg before loading back in?

[@tny-]

19:00 class 6 armored rig? nah. 40 rounds of LPS gzh? yep!

[@yurilopes420]

he HAS to have mental problems, right? he legit could have taken MORE out of it if he had taken the rig

[@Bramble20322]

With just that rig he could've bough 5 of those damn headsets he seems to hoard for some reason. Not to mention the drag...and...dropping... jesus fucking christ.

[@GamerDAD1213]

Reminds me of my hunting of glukhar just the other day when I was doing my weekly of 17 red rebel survives to get a yellow labs card. And since I needed glukhar I figured I might as well go for it. First time I get him to spawn I spawn behind rb bk building. As I run in I almost die so I figured it was him and his guards or a player. So I run into bathroom get one guard to chase me. Kill him, get two more guards out side nest helicopter. I then see one more guard out near the one tech crate out there. Chuck a nade and somehow it doesn’t kill him. I shit at his head but wss to far into building it hit window sill. So he is coming in now I go back to bathroom and close door, he comes up to door kind of phases in but my bullets don’t milk him. He then comes in tanks a half clip and kills my. Next time I get him he is at k buildings and I have to try and snipe him and guards. I kill two guards but rest are hiding so I finally say screw it I run towards it. I head to train as I have killed him many times from metal roof. But train shows up and they come into train building I try to get him while peaking through the one window up on that ledge and miss. I then hear them coming to me, they open door but no one comes in. Then I get one tapped by a fucking player scav. I was pissed as I think I saw that scav running towards there earlier before I moved forward but I left then go as I didn’t think they knew glukhar was there. I don’t know how they one tapped me as I was hidden from every area. It took another couple raids to finally get him at buildings near heli and I didn’t even know he was there as I was looting mark rooms. I just happen to see a guard in the one window, killed him then another and I go towards red rebel and was able to snipe glukhar and another guard. I said f it I’ll go loot him. I go down and a guard is there near one building I lay into him he doesn’t die for a whole clip of m80. He didn’t kill my tho, so I heal a little and go and finish him off. I assume that’s it, I go into the building I killed glukhar in from the back area from the metal roof jump in. No sooner I walk around the corner of stair another guard one taps me ( which means he shot one round but death screen shows 3 hits to thorax) fucker made no sound and was just sitting in that corner. Reserve stairs have the shittest audio as it is silent many times in all those buildings. Sucks as I’m sure glukhar had a colored card on him that time and prob the time that fucking player scav killed me. But I got him, now just need to get killa and being that event is going on today and hopefully for couple more days I should get him no problem as I work next two nights and can’t play. But yeah sorry for the fucking book just needed everyone to know the pain I had getting this bastard this wipe. Also fuck reshala for never having golden tt on him when I kill him this wipe

[@marvinholden1425]

That old man with the pipe is Tom Bombadil IRL. I bet he has a giant willow tree.

[@moottruth]

He’s cooking with this one

[@jordanaikens1962]

This journey has been fun but I fear it may be nearing its end.

[@edgmeister8750]

aquas a chad now damn now i have no excuse to be bad

[@johnosborne1873]

Sounded like the Riddler at the end

[@ilickspam]

you gotta look up the hot key to release right click to hold breath.

[@coopers1716]

Aqua kinda goes crazy in night raids.

[@ShadowtheRenamon]

First recommend for me after this video is also a Malcom video. He's great.

[@teddysaurusjd]

I have never seen Aqua as thick as he has been this wipe

[@Brettcroese]

anyone know the name of the song with the chant? when hes going cult mode

[@ChronicGamer420]

Happy kiss wednesday from new zealand where it actually is wednesday

[@Rosa_Neco]

Yooo NZ gang.

[@Rosa_Neco]

The cult has answered.

[@johnswealu3917]

Damn Aqua is a cold killer

[@bongo6_462]

22:40 bro i also watched that guy 😂 Try jacobjones also

[@ggilewp8365]

aqua is becoming a chad!

[@StJimmy-vv5qc]

I Did a pause on tarkov and was i in doubt if we where still not a Cult ... glad to see we are not All hail papa Aqua

[@nic5250]

The first 16 minutes of this video so far is pure filler. I love it definitely one of the videos of all time

[@sinisterbigfoot3126]

Does anyone know the song at 26:31

[@5l1M3BALL]

24:50 missed a pc block, gpu no doubt. w vid tho.

[@MeatVision]

Dude, you said it wasn't a cult

[@yurilopes420]

39:19 is aqua blind???

[@ohgprodigy6641]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed lmao ran right by the mfer

[@smashbrown]

Someone call a cult meeting? Well I'm all about cult shit, let's go.

[@na-wu7fy]

What is crumpling.....? 25:57

[@calvissuperman]

39:20 ??? AQUA

[@cruise3918]

why does no one teach aqua about ctrl clicking

[@andreboss97]

not me screaming internelly, that's just fking scavs

[@jakeson6824]

Thumbnail was just too damn enticing

[@lachlanc7092]

Day 32,287 of begging Aqua to start ‘Spit in my Mouth Mondays’

[@SatanicKale]

I reluctantly second this motion

[@N00BleSouP24]

Hahahaha 😂

[@Kermodo]

Yes this is it...this comment right here Officer

[@rileyphillips6543]

It's been a hard fought battle but after 88 and a half years I think it's time to let go

[@music101.]

You must have missed last week

[@radomyrieremenco6404]

Imagine saying “this gun sucks” when your this bad

[@BillyBackfarmingsimulator]

Daddy’s home

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@dmc549]

Is aqua good at this game now?

[@booloogaloo]

during his kappa run when he's running good gear and actively looking for engagements...he kinda slaps...sometimes

[@jointskondar8944]

He should definitely be better than he is for how much he plays this game. He's essentially a 9th grader playing Tarkov at a 6th grade level.

[@rhysryan1234]

yahallo

[@Nick-tl7ts]

Its time to get religious 🙏🏻

[@robinorg1]

40:25 he hears guy climbing car and fucking around where he came from but doesn't do anything about it... sometimes its really frustrating to watch this guy play. over 2k hours but doesnt pick up on obvious sound cues

[@dr.polansky4192]

how do you play this game for this long, go for kappa and not know some of the most basic woods stuff is beyond me

[@peachposting]

been really enjoying the daily videos but this was pretty loose on the editing compared to the others. Personally prefer the other style

[@driesopalfvens3193]

4th

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing2553]

aqua is not a true loot lord, whenever I see him not take the bigger bags off people he kills, it just makes me tilt a bit.

[@JohnDoe-fw9ty]

@33:33 this gun sucks while holding an irl 50k gun

[@walkerb577]

13th

[@J.ac_k]

hello

[@christiandavis1143]

i havent played tarkov in months. i kinda miss it but everytime i look into it all i see is people cry about cheaters. is it still that bad?

[@nightsarmament]

41 second gang

[@asdffdsa8280]

not first

[@gladlawson61]

You NEVER light a pipe with a zippo!!!! Only a match. Otherwise u ruin the flavor.

[@andrewbrown6279]

Not true lol

[@austinbrady5453]

It's not a cult

[@nonono5351]

What a bot 🤖 dude can’t even navigate woods. The oldest map out here

[@mphoude]

I unsubscribed because he keeps reposting old videos under different titles

[@ImOldGregg]

I’ve never seen aqua not poor. What is happening

[@TheDavidmate]

Day 3 of asking for aqua to carry @lvndmark

[@nienoniewyrobie]

For this reason (0:04) I will never click on your videos again You don't exist for me anymore

[@ohgprodigy6641]

🤣🤣🤣