MORE Analog Horror Entities You Definitely Wouldn’t Survive Against

[@2ThumbsUpInc]

The urge to itch my nose overpowers all of the Boiled One's tricks.

[@thenut4221]

my need to get my fix also does it

[@2ThumbsUpInc]

@@thenut4221 True.

[@G1rl_fr0m_sp4c3]

Also needing to use the bathroom once in a comfy position, that would NEVER beat the boiled one

[@phoenixpoole7667]

The Boiled One after watching me move again to unstick the balls from my thighs: 💀💀💀

[@MilesHeywood]

I imagine it would be looking at you and I would feel like the sound of either ice breaking or grass breaking or like glass and then it's just that you're just going to like reach up your hands and scratch your nose

[@DarisuccSA]

"Youre not surviving sunny" Me with the bomb strapped to my chest that detonates when he eats me:

[@DarisuccSA]

I might not survive but he ain't EITHER

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

"If I'm going down you're going down with me" ahh kill

[@horrors_of_the_void_sea]

[@TANGO830]

Bro just used a kazikazi move

[@The_Nobi_OfAllNobies]

"HUMAN... THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST"

[@ExDixionconderoga]

Survival Guide: 1. Don't use cable. 2. Move. Also maybe a gun. 3. Remember, they never said 2 and 3 still have plot armor, so its only a matter of time. And also lots of bug spray. 4. Move from areas where it's common. 5. Go to Greenland(If you get this reference you are an OG) 6. I've seen so many of a certain type of videos that I know how to make a pipe bomb, so do that. 7. Gather termites. 8. Guess. 9. Is Jello that good that you'd risk it?

[@beepyyy]

jello is mid as fuck

[@namiidkhan4028]

Plague inc reference? On number 5.?

[@Xxepicvortex360]

I think the best mom one is you have to be an Albert Einstein brain so you would be able to get the robot to turn off or die

[@SolLovesTeamGrimoire]

OH NUMBER 5 IS A PLAGUE INC REFERENCE (Greenland is very hard to infect fully)

[@th3k1ngdr4ws]

@@Xxepicvortex360 shotgun. 12 gauge home security shotgun. :)

[@mattguy1773]

The bat may be scary but at least he isn’t man or the jonkler

[@angzarrpsyco]

At least he isn't Soup

[@wheatlycrab4868]

Is he stupid?

[@worshiperofbingus8807]

At least he isn't Officer Balls

[@officialbananakinita]

ASLUME CONTAINMENR BREACHED 🚨🚨🚨🚨 I REPEAT ASLUME CONTAINMENR BREACHED 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@papyrusgaming4820]

why isn’t the bat as scary? is he stupid?

[@HuntBrownlee]

I would survive the boiled one I just wouldn't be able to move after

[@shadowking278]

Yay. I can sleep more.

[@yazanyazon2530]

​@@shadowking278New Zealand with mechanism for Mercury

[@Kuro-mg8vc]

The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 one

[@yazanyazon2530]

​@@Kuro-mg8vcmanagement commercial production sonakshi Sinha broke your bank you broke your brain

[@Juandelius]

@@shadowking278 if im gonna be brutally honest i would somehow voluntarily poop bricks if i saw that thing while im paralyzed

[@gregorymosher3636]

"where did the unstoppable lime jelly monster go?" Me with a suspiciously unstoppable lime jelly monster shaped bulge in my stomach

[@RolandTheLibrarian]

🫃

[@ElPipiTheOriginal]

Vore

[@aurum3747]

"Nah, I'd win" I think to myself, whilist summoning my sleep paralysis demons to fight the boiled one like it's a stand battle

[@potatofarmer9488]

That would work, since its all in your head. just summon gojo...

[@lebronjames-eb4pe]

WITH THIS MENTAL ILLNESS I SUMMON

[@The.Boiled.One240]

GOD DAMMIT

[@TheMonkewGlasses]

This is metal af what the fuck

[@Dr.Zorafoxlvl3]

​@@The.Boiled.One240 YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS STAND BATTLES WITH SLEEP PARALYSIS IS THE BOILED ONES WEAKNESS

[@xXkubiX]

6:25 "he could be watching you right now" my little brother (who really Likes Batman) just walked into my room with a Batman mask and cape 😭

[@showcaserbrandnew]

LMAO NAHH U BETTER HIDE DAWG

[@GammaSwordsMachine]

Run while you still can.

[@whosjoesquidwardgaming2009]

the bat's new host 😭

[@keteruyamiko]

BRO IS COOKED PRAYING FOR UR ASS MANS 😭

[@toastedprocastinator]

IT'S THE FEAR GAS, *RUN.*

[@Flintgamingandmemes]

The spider: *attacking me* Me: the power of raid compels you

[@Jofowl101]

To be fair if the boiled one was targeting me i wouldn't survive but in order to get the boiled one on you, you have to watch cable tv and i don't have cable tv so.

[@ReallyPurplee]

yea but the story is set in an time where people do watch cable tv so you would be watching it too

[@thesuaviestbeatle]

id destroy the tv​@@ReallyPurplee

[@raiguy89]

​@@ReallyPurplee Skill diffed by technological evolution

[@thenut4221]

@@ReallyPurplee just watch public

[@tanyapattersonjohn2846]

​@@ReallyPurpleejust change the channel

[@rakash6140]

personally here's my tips The Boiled One: From what is being said, the best suggestion to have against the Boiled One is to simply not have any electronics, as it seems that it only shows up when it influences people via hijacking Broadcasts, so no Radios or TV ( if you can handle that, same may apply to phones, laptops, etc.) The Bat: I will be honest, this one is a tough one but your best bet is to outsmart or prep time your way out of this situation, traps may do you justice and if you are in a close combat situation I'd say an attempt at paralyzing or overdosing the guy is your best bet. he is human in the end of the day. The Spider: You're just fighting black suit Spiderman i'm sorry. The Araneae ( I hope i didn't butcher that ) : Hide, possibly use explosives or anything flammable to hopefully scare them away. The Medusa Virus: Quarantine until a cure is made for said Virus ( cannot be guaranteed ) Sunny: Set that bitch on fire ( blow up a gas station ) or lure it into a body of water The stairs in the forest : White ants?, who knows what it's made from but if it's wood then a Pack of white ants will do. The Best Mom: First of all, If you buy it then you're really stupid, second of all just drop water on it. Lime Jello: A meat locker is probably your best bet if i'm honest otherwise good luck.

[@Benjamin-ultrakill]

I think there’s a thing called water proof

[@Zooms514]

Bro no one is outsmarting The BAT

[@ritchiedevon4907]

I'm pretty sure the bat uses drugs to get stronger, which is why it's said he's strong and agile but very skinny, so overdosing him might be the easiest option.

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@Zooms514maybe you could considering the fact that he completely lost his mind, this is not the same Batman

[@Zooms514]

@@TheFlame_Hawk doesn't mean he is still completely dumb (I think)

[@BigBrainFnafGuy]

i really like the idea of Sunflower's persona being an actual analog horror entity. Like imagine this: you just got into the doctors office, you're blindly staring at the paintings... then they start moving... then they start *speaking* "hey! wanna hear about the HOTTEST new analog horror series?"

[@runningoutofnames3CS]

I already deal with hallucinations on a daily basis, if the boiled one tried anything his ass is getting jumped by them 💀

[@samuelpeters479]

those guys finna be like OH HELL NAW MF GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE THIS IS OUR JOB. BOBBY GET THE GUN ITS TIME TO TEACH THIS SHIT TO RESPECT HIS DAMN ELDERS.

[@GoblinSatyr]

Weaponized schizophrenia?

[@Profkol0rado]

I wonder what happens if you take LSD in the first stage of Boiled one

[@Oxide53115]

but those hallucinations dont put you in an pseudo coma do they

[@YukitheDummy]

@@Oxide53115 Yeah but...the Boiled One cant throw hands now can he?

[@goldenshadow9776]

"Who would win... You or the analog horror monsters?" "If they are unstoppable, I could have a little trouble..." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win"

[@ELITE_GODZILLA]

Lol wouldn't you win in cartoon cat Nah you lose😂

[@guyyoung2355]

@@ELITE_GODZILLA "If you faced off against the cartoon cat... who would win?" "Well, if it used its undefined and possibly not-canon powers, it might give me a little trouble..." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win."

[@ELITE_GODZILLA]

@@guyyoung2355 I don't want to make a war men

[@Khalid1nnisthebest]

But would u lose “Yes i’d lose”

[@Fhise]

You won't survive a second agaisnt the alternates vro

[@th3___y]

8:36 bug spray

[@DogFromEbay]

2:42 "my nigas will eventually find you" bro calling the opps😭🙏

[@dogebrando8902]

BROOO I JUST HEARD THAT 😭😭😭😭

[@Sadhamter465]

Bro didn't know he was gangata

[@MaxJM711]

I fucking spat out my drink lmao

[@ariangh9520]

NAHHHHH WTF

[@itzbraydenvr]

my biggest opp

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Considering how ginormous The Boiled One is, that creature should be leagues with the NBA by now.

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

I'm pretty sure it's white

[@lordsky1353]

“Yeah that’s cool but the Lakers need a Center.”

[@Landon_08-bd3vc]

the balling one

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

@Landon_08-bd3vc Another victim described the sound of “a basketball dribbling” played in his ears before he went to bed every night.

[@tanyapattersonjohn2846]

​@@North_Red_Dark_Academia How can we ever know if he has no skin, or his pigment is just red 40

[@Be-lo_da_fluff]

How to survive boiled one Opt 1. Since its already using scp style sci-fi ill do so too, use a anti idea to well.. delete it. Opt 2. Hope its bound to this reality and enter a pocket dimension Opt 3. “Test” if it has a physical form whilst over you with very fast pieces of tungsten

[@walnzell9328]

Opt 4. Be Amish.

[@redsun8119]

Bro just close your eyes and cover your ears while yelling "Na na na na, i cant hear you!" When le boiled one shows up on le screen

[@ReallyPurplee]

the video tells you to repeat an sentance of words that repell it but sure

[@Tamonke]

nanananana nanananana HEY HEY HEY goodbye

[@spademodding]

la la la i cant hear you

[@improbablyfur]

@@Tamonke goodbye??? yeah I can’t do this shit anymore im not even gonna reference it

[@BR1CK_BR41N]

Nah I'd win, and then I'd have a mental battle in my brain like Im gildedguy fighting bog

[@zxcasf]

The Boiled one be like: "I am literally unbeatable" Literally just some old dude: "I heard a lot of trumpets, but I didn't hear no bell!"

[@dominokitty198]

Based

[@MariaTorres-zz6vd]

Bruh he is cooked now because the boiled one torches people( don’t know how to spell it)

[@dominokitty198]

@@MariaTorres-zz6vd Up

[@JURASSICLEGO777]

@@MariaTorres-zz6vdtorture

[@YinYangles]

@@MariaTorres-zz6vd tortures is what im guessing you mean but if you mean burn then torched is spelt correctly

[@mebuuilikeicecream]

Nah, I'd win. The Boiled One - I don't watch TV. I don't get paralysis. I win. The Bat - I move out of Gotham. I don't die to the bat. I win. The Spider - I'm going to turn on my car, I'm going to drive as far away as I can. I press the gas whenever he tries to web sling my car. The Spider is distracted by someone else and I drive away. The Spider doesn't see me in his view anymore. I have escaped. I win. Surreal Broadcast - I move out of the forest. I don't get hit or killed by any of the entities. I win. The Medusa Virus - Gas mask. Eyes closed. Stay in my house. Go into a locked bunker. I don't get the virus, but I starve to death. Technically, I won because I didn't die to the medusa virus. Sunny - I get my car, and I drive the hell away. That thing's not gonna find me. Stairs in Forest - I'm gonna be honest, all I gotta do is not think about it or go to the forest. This is the easiest one to win against. The Best Mom - Water Bucket! Drop the water on the mom! They malfunction and turn off for a moment! I tamper with the mom! They now actually take care of me! I win, but better win this time! Lime Jello - I don't hit the jello. The jello doesn't atttack me and stays nice. I live. I win.

[@ChristopherCorzo-cg1nw]

The spider-Be a good guy

[@Lv-sl3rm]

Correction for Sunny: Trade your car in for a Toyota Hilux, build a pintel mount on the back for a Browning M2 HMG, and go to town.

[@Sometimesaperson.]

@@Lv-sl3rm***Home Depot theme mp3.***

[@Sukuna_ismypookie]

"you're not surviving sunny" Meanwhile the suspiciously grenade launcher shaped mound in my poket

[@SomeKidd-g5x]

*Sunny didn't flinch.*

[@alvisigiuliano6184]

​@@SomeKidd-g5x tank

[@toastedprocastinator]

​@@SomeKidd-g5x ...

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

LEEEEEEEEEETS DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

[@Ворошиловградочка]

​@@Tottally-real-demoman ATTAAAACK!! -TF2 RED Soldier Lets do this! -TF2 RED Scout Buildin a Sentry! -TF2 RED Engineer

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

After careful and serious consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I would still win.

[@botondgal7597]

how?

[@WinterTheNarehate]

@@botondgal7597 He's the honored one, after all.

[@zombas115]

​@botondgal7597 Throughout analouge horrors and the comment section, TheWeirdcoreMan Alone is the honored one.

[@KappyJrThe4th]

⁠​⁠@@botondgal7597within the 4 minutes and 11 seconds of theweirdcoreman shitting his pants at the sight of these creatures theweirdcoreman has infinite adrenaline making him effectively… immortal

[@Ungabungastick]

@@botondgal7597 this is Theweirdcoreman, the one who left it all behind

[@MasenVerse]

You forget to mention the most horrifying pieces of analog horror: All the straight to VHS Disney Sequels

[@Harribo66-h2w]

Terrifying and true

[@dickeylow]

1:32 I can’t move it move it anymore

[@lutfunnahar1354]

BAHAHAHAHHH Underrated

[@Hemusta-Official]

Morisio... moris.... I cant... I cant move it move it anymore...

[@metindogan6271]

The boiled one is NOTHING to my mom she is blind

[@Stoneygt]

Lmfao

[@woahachannel]

but not deaf. she can still hear the boiled one, and that's enough for the boiled one to enter her mind and cause the effects.

[@Purely_for_commenting]

@@woahachannel yeah, infact it MANIFESTS ITSELF into your vision, she would see it and it only, i say being blind is worse.

[@TahaSaikh]

I feel like facing the boiled one while blind is worse because It does not appear physically but mentally, so if you see only darkness then you would only see Boiled one and nothing else

[@Purely_for_commenting]

@@TahaSaikh hey man r u copying me 👿

[@ponker_goin_bonkers]

The Boiled One is one of my favorite analog horrors. Something about it makes the entire thing so bone chilling...

[@ajmainfahim8569]

What if I don't want to survive? Make a ranking video based on which entity would give a person the most quick & least painful death.

[@joebolt4205]

That’s like forfeiting a match, the monster will still win tho.

[@woahachannel]

@@joebolt4205 that's the point

[@joebolt4205]

@@woahachannel fair enough

[@horrors_of_the_void_sea]

That's actually apretty good idea, what about one where you see every way they can kill you

[@toastedprocastinator]

hmm.

[@teagankoth-jw9ps]

The only possible way to survive the medusa virus would be an air-tight doomsday bunker that's stocked with enough supplies to last a life time

[@bree100493]

Reracks shotgun “I don’t think you heard me the first time”

[@WaffleInv]

1. No TV 2.Move Away 3.Move Away 4.Dont go to Burksaut 5.Stay home alone and cover all windows, radiation suit and ear muffs, boil everything 6.Move away from that thing to some remote place 7.Dont go up forest stairs 8.Dont hire babysitters 9.Contain it in a box TOO EASY

[@VerdantPluto948]

6. WATER

[@Suitedbee]

You its basicliy imposable to see without a tv right? Any kind of phone pc and basicliy any electirc with films yt heck even ADDS is a form show that on a tv its not like he can only do it agasint speficly tvs it can be any kind kf techognly shit

[@WaffleInv]

@@Suitedbee no electronics 😎

[@RochelPairez-e8t]

The spider one isn't easy realistically your basically facing black suit spiderman

[@SPORTSY1987]

5. Mf where are you finding a radiation suit

[@Fractvred]

How I’d survive Boiled one: boil some random dude, then the boiled one can’t be the only one therefore a metaphorical paradox is created and the boiled one dies of information overload and overthinking Batman.exe: don’t live in Gotham, idiots Spiderman at 3AM: don’t live in New York (sorry New York people) Surreal broadcast: don’t go in the woods, and don’t own cable TV Medusa Virus (EDITED) : move out to a cabin in the woods, and wear a gas mask and an air filter at all times. Try not to use live TV. Jurassic park: don’t go to Jurassic park Stairs in forest: listen to forest rangers Best MOM: idk just like don’t have that I guess Lime jello: im not even watching the video at this point (yet) so I guess if there’s lime jello don’t eat it

[@Therealwalterwhitetrust]

Bros cooking up the monsters

[@woahachannel]

LEBRON JAMES *SPOTTED* NOT WATCHING *THE FULL VIDEO* BEFORE *COMMENTING*

[@TahaSaikh]

I love how you said you would kill the boiled one by making him overloaded with information since docter nowhere the same guy who made The Boiled Man also created another monster called the obelisk who will kill you by giving you way too much information for you to process

[@Fractvred]

@@woahachannel this is a certified Lebron james

[@NathanN-dw1uh]

“Batman.exe” is wild

[@woodensmartcool]

I love your videos dude, I've watched through like 4 and they are all such great quality. your editing is so good too please keep uploading.

[@MrT-ib4rw]

Hey it’s me, Goku! Heard you guys were pretty strong 😁

[@AspaLeilya]

The analog horror squad: Ahh, let me introduce you to demonic goku

[@MrT-ib4rw]

@@AspaLeilya Goku: And let me introduce you to shaggy

[@AspaLeilya]

@@MrT-ib4rw plot twist, there's also demonic shaggy, yea, the list will continue non stop, it's like playing dnd with a 5 year old kid who never wanna lose

[@MrT-ib4rw]

@@AspaLeilya I like your challenge grumpy guy 👍🏿

[@Frogking390]

@@MrT-ib4rwlol

[@Rise_54]

For the Boiled One: Don't watch TV For the Bat: Simply leave gotham For the Spider: Move country or just chill in your house without interfering with him For the Surreal Broadcast: Don't get out at night or move cities For the Medusa Virus: Close your eyes and if you wanna look around use a metallic surface, wear a gas mask as well. Stock up keep your crops inside a bunker or basement where the virus can't spread airborne, and use UV light to keep your crops light up. Use a generator for electricity and a well for water. Other methods of finding water are groundwater through a filter in your basement/bunker, and then distill it to remove all the possible infections. Put on some noise cancellation headphones as well, in case your bunker/basement isn't sound proof. For Jurassic Park: Try not to be a target, don't trust voices you can't see, even if they ask for help. Keep tabs on local newspapers to see where Sunny is roughly located, and stock up on food way before he reaches your local area. It is reccommended to setup a hidden base underground, as for it not to be detected. For stairs in the forest: Nuke it. Stay away from the stairs in the meanwhile, avoid all social media as to avoid seeing the stairs through your screen. For Mad Mom: Don't hire an android. Avoid robots For Lime Jello: Run away, slime isn't faster than you. In many places you can also get a flamethrower without a licence, so try that.

[@Sylvia568]

You're so smart, my ass saw robots and only thought of fridge magnets as a solution.

[@FoolyFool48]

i love how stone cold is just "don't die lol"

[@Watermeloncat68]

the apocalypse boıled one ıs brıngıng ın the questıon

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@Watermeloncat68he's not bringing it, he is simply fortelling future events

[@Rise_54]

@@Sylvia568 Thanks!

[@dragixity-cy4pk]

I've got a suggestion (well, technically 2), the Eastridge demon, and the Lankmann foundation from the analogue horror series dreams of an insomniac by Pastra

[@tylociraptor8131]

As a tarantula keeper I have to say I WOULD survive the Araneae because I would simply give them juicy hornworms and call them good spoods.

[@someguyidk-iq2iz]

Good spoods is crazy😂

[@FalconCattOfficial]

I read hornworms as hornyworms

[@silverdrag0n_]

the spooder wrangler

[@DeezNuts-uk9bd]

​@@FalconCattOfficial FREAKY worms so FREAKY it scares off the araneae

[@Prey-eq6xo]

How to beat every entity on this list imo Jello: Similar to the T-1000 freeze it with liquid Nitrogen and throw it somewhere that houses magma like a volcano or industrial areas that house it or use acid that could disintegrate it. Best Mom: AR15 or a Pipebomb because robots won't survive either of those Stairs In the forest: Stay out of the forest and don't look at any screens Sunny: Stay high in a tree and use a high caliber weapon due to those bullets able to pierce metal and flesh such as an Elephant Gun or buy yourself an Abrams Tank because Sunny would probably see it as a bigger animal but his claws wouldn't be able to dent the thing, not only that; an Abrams would turn Sunny into a pile of meat and scrap metal Medusa Virus: Stay deep underground in a industrial bunker like the seed vault and only return to the surface when the pandemic is over. Araneae: Mustard Gas or Chlorine Gas The Spider: Don't do crime or Stay out of new york The Bat: Stay out of Gotham The Boiled One: Stay underground in a industrial bunker like the seed vault and never let anyone in or look at anything with a screen (again) while also using the bandaid fix method.

[@TheEpikalREKT]

for boiled one dont use cable TV

[@charlesdoe2872]

Where would you even get all these weapons or even before you get killed

[@Prey-eq6xo]

@@charlesdoe2872 Prep time lmfao

[@charlesdoe2872]

@@Prey-eq6xo oh your batman but better

[@Prey-eq6xo]

@charlesdoe2872 no just getting stuff off ebay but I think if someone had the equipment they'd probably kill these monsters, tbf

[@SolLovesTeamGrimoire]

How to survive to boiled one. 1. Do not get cable 2. Always wear sound-proof headphones 3. When you feel like something is wrong and PHEN is going to appear, cover your eyes. 4. No communication from the outside, just don't get any way to communicate with anyone. 5. Sleep blindfolded. Just follow what I call the D.A.W.N.S. protocol.

[@ryebreadthebread]

Once again I am so grateful that you explain things so much as someone who can’t watch things with flashing lights, it makes me able to enjoy horror media without having seizures

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

Bro I got a warning. Don't watch tmk

[@Purely_for_commenting]

@@TheFlame_Hawk tmk?

[@ryebreadthebread]

@@Purely_for_commenting too much Kirby

[@ryebreadthebread]

@@TheFlame_Hawk learnt the hard way not to lmao

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@ryebreadthebreadoof

[@SS-Bismarck]

They ain't ready for me to turn the mic on and diss them. "FLAGSHIP WHOLE FLEET OBEY ME, RAW RHYMES I COOK TO TURN THE BOILED ONE TO A STEW FOR HIT' " (I'll keep my hidden talent hidden)

[@allantheone.1]

3:57 with the power of god

[@TheDiffrentLordOfCinder]

Kami no mimei no ite shiri zo Ken! (By the name of the lord I will smite you!)

[@jackmacksack7319]

2:00 with the power of God and friendship, Nah I'd Win.

[@ConfusionMaster831]

Fax

[@magolor-v8z]

Yup, we just need kirby

[@justaworthlessman5945]

You can dehydrate the jello and it'll turn into solid, after that you can just stuff it into some storage and just check up on it every once in a while to make sure it's still dehydrated

[@Iolita.]

PUTTING THE JELLO IN A DEHYDRATOR CHALLENGE!

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Survivability Possibilities and Tips (since saying "Nah, I'd win." isn't enough): *Boiled One:* Nope. Can't survive it if you've been in contact with it. And TVs are everywhere these days. It might be able to hack computers too. Cheating bastard. *The Bat:* Maybe. Just be a law abiding citizen. Don't be evil! But he does target random people too, but he's not supernatural. So stay indoors most of the time and stay in populated areas while traveling. Never be alone. And NEVER go out at night! Since the cannon DC shows that Batman works at night, it should work the same for this version too. Keep children inside at ALL COSTS. *The Spider:* Maybe. Sunflower didn't mention about The Spider attacking innocent people. So don't be an evil supervillain. If he does target innocents people (especially since he's still mutating) stay inside a keep a lighter and Febreze with you (it's basically a manmade flamethrower). Travel and stay in public places to get supplies. *Surreal Broadcast's Araneae:* You can. Just stay the fuck away from Berksaut. If you DO live in Berksaut, stay away from the campground. Make the town get enough attention to get the military if that's possible. *The Medusa Virus.:* No. Just no. If you are in this analog horror, death will not be quick. Honestly, suicide seems like a better option in that scenario considering how painful the disease is. Jurassic Park Anomily - 705: Well first, feed Dennis to that thing. Actually getting to surviving it, it's only one entity, so coming across it is slimmer than the others. Since TF2 Spies do not exist in that analog horror world, it's best to run as fast as you can. If you're indoors, that's better, since its size will prevent it from entering hallways or doorways or places where the creature cannot fit in and is strong enough to withstand the robot. That, and it's a robot made around or slightly before the 1980s, so there's bound to be plenty of bugs and errors in it's system. That, and you could also win a legal battle against Jurassic Park considering all the evidence against it. *Stairs in forest:* Yes you can. Stay away from the forest from which the stairs are located. It can't move, so don't worry about being stalked by it. Do not look at it, not even in video format. *The Best Mother:* You can if you don't buy it. Get an actual babysitter that isn't a robot and doesn't eat children. *Lime Jelly:* Probably avoidable if news of sentient Jell-O killing people emerges. That, and there must be some other details. Does it have limits to which it can stretch? Can it be starved to death? Is water capable of distorting its body beyond its control? What about electricity? Honestly, just run and let that thing starve to death, as the entry in which its featured in is more of a parody than an actual analog horror where it would describe what it can do or is seen in more detail.

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

How I survive analog horror Boiled one: my autistic mind will not be able to process what the boiled one is saying. Batman.exe: I don't leave my room and when I do it's during the day. Spiderman: once again I don't leave my room. Surreal brodcast: I hate the woods and would never go to there. Medusa virus: my autistic body doesn't even look at people eyes as for the air I have asthma so I already watch the air for badness. Sunny: the dinosaur would just know I'm useless so would go after someone more important. Stairs in the forest: once again I would not be in the forest. Mad mom: my family is to poor to have one of those. The jello thing: I don't have any jello in my house. In conclusion: yes I would survive all of analog horror monsters because I'm just build different.

[@Purely_for_commenting]

LITTERALLY, built different.

[@RIGAUX_]

“Born to survive” ahh ✋💀💀

[@Purely_for_commenting]

however, sunny, spiderman, batman, and boiled one all attack at all times of day and do not care if you are fodder. they see people as things to torment, and the boiled one doesn't need you to comprehend it, it just takes effect.

[@InvertedPolygon]

this mf built like god

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

@@Purely_for_commenting don't matter I still win I'm to stupid to understand what you're saying so I win regardless of your fantasy words.

[@gapho5198]

I'd survive the Batman, just move out of Gotham.

[@Capital_snack69]

Lol try

[@Randomguyusee]

​@@Capital_snack69he does not come out at day

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@Capital_snack69ok, *drives away the instant they mention him as with me having no relation to him, it's unlikely he'll immediately go for me specifically

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

For the Batman, one simple solution, Chemical Warfare.

[@Otherface]

First of all, who the fuck wants to live in Gotham to begin with?!

[@SkylarBennett-xd9ps]

One thing:You could survive the bat by just not living in Gotham and B)hes not really an entinty, just an insane human Keep up the good work!

[@NotFancyAtAll]

i would survive the boiled one by overdosing on caffeine

[@NotFancyAtAll]

One way or another im not dying to the boiled one

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

The boiled one seeing his broadcast get cut off by a funky looking probably real probably not real dystopian propaganda guy:

[@shrubberyenjoyer2278]

The world isnt ready for my thoughts on the boiled one

[@ChaosKoda]

Get this man to 100k!

[@sunwukong798]

"A simple Nah I'd Win won't DISMANTLE" I see what you did there, amazing! WHAHHAHAHAHAH.

[@18rocksthegames78]

:(((( nah id win got dismantled 😢😢😢😢

[@tigrex2700]

The thing is. It depends on how each person perceives it. People with different mentalities and different experiences might come up with a way to survive some analog horror creatures because of how our instincts for survival work. Even if it's something not very humane, a person can come up with a way to survive some of those.

[@GhostlyKai-s4i]

isnt the "sunny the ytyrannus" one just... being springlocked? oh no EVERYTHINGS FNAF HELP

[@Berserker51]

I used to be genuinely scared of The Boiled One. What helped me through my fear was my little plan for if something like him did paralyze me for the rest of my days. I'd simply stare back at him, knowing that when the day comes and my time is inevitably up, I would seek him out as whatever spiritual form I'd end up taking and simply stalk him for the rest of eternity, serving as a grave reminder that when you hurt someone, you're likely to have that same pain, if not worse, cast upon you later down the line. Not only would I stare back, but I'd somehow communicate to him that I'm secretly smiling and content in knowing his days of peace of mind are now numbered.

[@Glass_shards789]

Alr to sum this comment up: oogly boogly gets u stare at oogly boogly so oogly boogly feel paranoia thus u haunt oogly boogly for all life

[@OGkonez]

Boiled one don't care bro he gonna spook you again so bad that you run away LOL

[@spadeboi4055]

I'd just imagine if instead of The Boiled One, it was The Freaky One and it got freaky. Hopefully it sees my thoughts.

[@Glass_shards789]

@@spadeboi4055 no emoji can show my discomfort

[@shadowslayer2929]

​@@spadeboi4055you're legitimately thinking what's that mouth do? Aren't you?

[@travelmono2578]

How to defeat the boiled one:get the frozen two to haunt the boiled one

[@emanuel585]

Or get the drowned zero

[@vicaiancu5971]

DUb

[@DustedDustSans]

"a simple nah i'd win wouldn't dismantle my argument" PARDON? nah thats insane

[@Brendanowl]

Random analogue horror creature: you cant kill me. Me: i know, but he can. *insert strong character from fiction here*

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

Grabs The Moon God from Nixonverse of Monument Mythos (he is a literal divine reality warper)

[@Fish_TheFish]

Hey it’s me goku!

[@Brendanowl]

@@Fish_TheFish mortimer mouse from the meme 6 months ago*

[@Yabadabado616]

Uncle grandpa: GOOD MORNING

[@Brendanowl]

@@Yabadabado616 curious George

[@therealowenmcbride]

The Boiled One: Don’t watch TV The Bat: Live outside of Gotham The Spider: Tell Miguel that he’s an anomaly Araneae: Don’t go in the forest Medusa: Wear a blindfold and gas mask Jurassic Park: Don’t go in the park Stairs in Forest: Same as Araneae The Best Mom: Don’t buy it Lime Jello: Ballistic Missile

[@SolubleParrot9776]

Alternative Jurassic Paek solution (for sunny only): pour water on it.

[@emanuel585]

Alternative way to beat jurassic Park you dont need to do anything, just like a shark dinosaurs cant identify humans as food because they are from a completly different enviroment, we would be a invasive species to them, also they lived in a hot age, since they did die to the ice age a bucket of icy water should do the trick

[@Glitched_Ghost1]

Jello strats 1:Go to the North Pole 2:hair spray and a lighter 3:big plastic box 📦

[@TheAutism_Man]

2:06 lol I got to see the live show 😂😂😂

[@gatoloco3949]

The medusa virus sounds very similar to that one creepypasta, thats also about a virus that spreads through eye contact. I think the story is called "We found a strange virus".

[@cherrymuncher]

i think you should do a video about "creepypasta characters you wouldn't survive against."

[@Nick-hv7no]

The boiled one is easy: Just find God

[@Taoddddd]

I thought it was praying

[@davidwalker7971]

The medusa virus kills in 8 minutes, so the virus would just wipe itself out when you sleep 😂

[@Ploant]

U Forgot something

[@retroskeleton891]

I’m pretty sure surviving the jello commercial entity is easy to survive against, you just gotta eat the jello. In the commercial there already some packaged jello so if I just eat that then the entity probably won’t drown me in jello.

[@Phantom-pst]

nah id win 1. nah id not watch 2. nah id run away 3. nah id have a flamethrower 4. nah id not go 5. nah id go blind 6. nah id not buy sonny 7. nah id have self control 8. nah id have a shotgun 9. nah id become satoru gojo

[@samsteron1102]

Did this with the previous video, I'm doing this one too How I would survive (or not) these analog horror entities: 1- The Boiled One: No comment, pretty much cooked. Unless you have a Bible or you have fast reflexes and good hiding spots, you aren't surviving because it will NEVER leave. 2- The Bat: As long as I don't move into this version of Gotham, I should be fine. But if I do, I better not be stupid or else I'm being turned into a Robin. 3- The Spider: Holy shit, that's a human spider on my analog horror anylsis video. Anyway, If I'm not stupid and don't do any crime, I'm fine (unless he targets innocents too) 4- The Aranae (Surreal Broadcast): These things are massive spiders. Basically don't get bit. But if you have common sense, just stay indoors are listen to instructions. 5- The Medusa Virus (Stone Cold): Two words: I'M FUCKED. No matter if I tear my eyeballs out, or wear a mask, this world is doomed in every way possible. Food can be infected so I'd say I would rather end the pain than suffer more. 6- Jurrsasic Park Anomaly - 705 (Sunny): Bro, it's a robot. Just use water. 7- Stairs in Forest: Don't know about this one, since I really can't get close. Just grab an RPG, get far away and blow it up. GG. 8- Best Mom: Just don't buy it. But if your stupid enough to buy one, just use water. It's just an android. 9- Lime Jello: I'd try to burn or freeze it, but it seems unlikely. Me personally, I wouldn't buy it, I was never a big jelly fan. Thanks for reading this.

[@milankapapp1870]

good strats for all of them. Honestly for the stairs in the forest i woulkd just pretend it doesnt exist.

[@fangworl5170]

The Bat: "I ain't gonna sugarcoat it..." ○□□□□□□□□□□□

[@karbythekirby_yt]

Just send out predators of an average bat

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

2:30 is just my wife yapping every night at midnight

[@PatriaWilliams-h3n]

2:18 nah I’d stay awake

[@ChristopherJames-W]

You would eventually die after lack of sleep

[@yellowbellievex697]

10:43 "Try to drink and drive" -Sunflower, 2024

[@SansINess53]

Ha to survive batman. All I need to do is say that my parents are dead. And then he would adopt me.

[@connor_hoxton_petrenko5745]

I don’t think that’s a great fate, considering what he does to the Robin’s of the Batman series

[@SansINess53]

@@connor_hoxton_petrenko5745 that's because the robin in that universe called the bat a lunatic.

[@improbablyfur]

what if he only picks people with two fathers only?

[@SansINess53]

@@improbablyfur stupid.

[@Gojirasaurus5301]

I feel like TMIS(The Man in the suit) should have been included in this vid, since The Man in the suit is imposible to survive, since he tanked on nuclear bomb with no damage at all, he can regenerate at the speed of Godzilla in minus one, he has acid blood breath that can disintegrate metal and human skin. Also when he got shot by a shotgun, he regenerated aswell in under secons or minutes.

[@Animations-of-mine]

If I ever saw the boiled one on one of my devices I would just break the device and then listen to people raging on roblox to make me forget it even happened-

[@Kain1202]

Unfortunately for these things, I can just tap into the power of the indomitable human spirit. They don't stand a chance.

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

I don't think human adrenaline stops super natural phenomenons.

[@Kain1202]

@@North_Red_Dark_Academia That's how losers think.

[@Jack-mk7yy]

Fr

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

@@Kain1202 So you think the same?

[@Kain1202]

@@North_Red_Dark_Academia Nah, couldn't be me. My willpower would simply overcome the obstacle.

[@AlexisMartinez-ym9ti]

The possibility survival against the entities The bat-> don’t go to Gotham City it’s a chaotic place. The spider -> never any circumstances visit lady liberty. Surreal spiders-> go to the in the morning never go in forest and leave at the afternoon. The boiled one-> don’t watch tv Sunny-> bruh I’m dead if he spots me because Sunny is too smart The stairs in the forest-> just ignore it though up to the creator if looking away counters it The best mom-> if you’re a child then just behave if adult then you’re safe her main priority are children The jello-> just eat it before it gets too big if possibly edible The Medusa virus-> it a world ending plague so💀

[@Damian-cilr2]

Sunny:buy an rpg or landmines if legal A robot is vulnerable to explosives Still good luck predicting when it appears so you're probably fucked if it spots you if you hadn't got either of those

[@joebolt4205]

⁠@@Damian-cilr2How are you gonna buy explosives tho?

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@joebolt4205North Korea or Iraq

[@charizards2009]

Sunny is a yuttaranus. One thing you don't want to do is to expect going in a straight line. He might be as smart as a human, but the question is, how much does he use his brain and question things. It's intelligence will play a more important role, as you literally have some people who can literally predict almost every move someone does.

[@AlexisMartinez-ym9ti]

@@charizards2009 though the better question where is he at in the world because this is my first time seeing him.

[@Tommy_2015]

How to survive boiled one: Step 1: put on blindfold Step 2: put on headphone

[@The_Mob_Infusion]

Prime Eddy Hall + Prime Mike Tyson vs Sunny = The battle of the titans

[@obtainibleslayer5875]

You can survive the boiled one but paralyzed but amnestic agents could potentially reverse the effects by making you never having seen it.

[@theplaguedocta]

I mean, do amnesic agents that are strong enough to do that exist? We don't have any amnesic agents on the level of the SCP foundation that can just completely wipe out the targeted memories.

[@Yelgurf]

Survival Guide: 1. Drink and drive

[@Casual_Silverthehedgehog]

For the Jurassic Park one . . . Bring a grenade, because when I get inside it, I pull the pin and there it goes. yes, I may die either way but at least we can destroy it. and I don't think it can crawl through vents lol

[@emanuel585]

Dont forget they died by ice age, just cast ice-shock- bucket

[@Tottally-real-demoman]

Oh there gonna have to glue him back together, IN HELL!

[@CofaMakesVideos]

​@@emanuel585 Dinosaurs didn't die by the ice age, you have to hit them with a metor

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

They can't kill me if I do it first.

[@theheller6573]

problem is: they WILL do it first

[@Purely_for_commenting]

@@theheller6573 yeah, unless ur in mandela, because they litterally choose not to kill you, they just drive you to suicide

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

@@theheller6573 Who's faster: a demon or a bullet?

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@HellnawNaw-zq2jxme

[@TheFlame_Hawk]

​@@theheller6573Only Sunny and the Bat are fast enough to do it most likely.

[@cookiebro2249]

The boiled one: its all in your head so you best know ima cook him up in my dreams and i could survive but id be in a coma so (you could also start reading the bible every day or sum) The bat: im cooked😂 BUT i just won't live in gotham. It's easy i win, right? I would move out so fast gang The spider: never heard of this one tbh. Im just... a normal 9 to 5 working dude, i win Broadcast: i dont know this either. Here me out guys... just dont go to the forest, i was going on vacation there but, oh no! Something came up and i didnt go, i win. Also, lets watch this spider survive a high powered rifle. Im bite? Cut the arm off. Keep. Running. Virus: erm... just... dont look at anyone, be blind, cut your eyes out before anything happens, now that youve done that, live underground, or just dont cut your eyes out and live underground in a bunker, fish farm dawg, "this too easy man!" Oh yeah, air purification everywhere in the bunker. D-dinos?: what the actual f and i doing against this shiii? "Nah id shoot it with a rocket" also smash next question. (Why are their so many scary story dawg?) Stairs: ok bet uhm... wait idk well oh yeah! Dont go into forests! Wow! Also their is a chance that only evil people are killed and others are sent to heaven right? Seemsa like a very religious entity, im a good guy dawg. The best mom: mommy? Eat me please i beg! But yeah if i was the kid id just leave the house or id convince my parants to not buy this distusting thing, not comercial: dawg im eating it watch in learn, and also just dont hit it because then it cant expand, i can also easily just run away, lock it in a home, box, anything. My case is clear and also... "nah, i'd win"

[@Flintgamingandmemes]

Yes

[@missmadhousse]

man i think id call my friend kevin to handle these baffoons

[@leonardogrinstein4035]

Kevin, The One Above All, would do anything for his bros

[@ZIMOU2014]

id call up poopoo man if i were you

[@maryanndecurtis3331]

I could survive the bat one . Just move out of Gotham and you will survive😊😊

[@Link-from-hyrule]

16:40 thats why we have anti tank rounds and aurmor peircing explosive rounds

[@chrizzel28]

I'd win against the funny sleep demon's influence by just not thinking. My brain is so tiny that it actually can't stick around in my brain long enough to damage me in any capacity.

[@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie]

Why even fight? If he wants to take the spot as my sleep pookie he’s gonna have to take it from my OG paralysis demon.

[@samantha07995]

Da fuck you mean "I can't survive the boiled one". what if just dont watch the thing. What if i dont use my TV, like it aint that hard

[@Capital_snack69]

If you see him just don't sleep

[@Maethesilly]

Boiled one: Nah I'd avoid television The bat: Nah I'd move out The spider: Nah I'd strap a bomb to its chest Surreal brodcast: Nah I'd live in a different country Medusa virus: Nah I'd move to Greenland (Yes, I still remember that reference despite not watching GrayStillPlays in a long time.) Jurassic park: Nah I'd move to an island. It's a robot, how would it cross the ocean? Stairs in the forest: That is a fey trap. I'm avoiding that forest at all costs The best MOM: Nah I'd avoid having children Lime jello: Nah I'd move to an apartment on a higher floor. Either that or trap it in an airtight container

[@hoitemmie]

23:40 salt.

[@Nini_Pie194]

1:42 bro just wants one little kiss

[@DarlingMissDarling]

ikr? Just a little smooch

[@18rocksthegames78]

@@DarlingMissDarlinghe just wanna say hi

[@TigerRaptor9281]

When that one homie who always mans up when playing horror games and walks right up to the monster it’s fighting any of these analog horror entities. (Every one tells the crowd to let him cook)

[@megablue6290]

How to win all of these: move to a different continent

[@Jeremiah-f3v]

Nah move to a different planet

[@whoareyou796-b5s]

@@Jeremiah-f3v nah bro move to a different galaxy

[@karbythekirby_yt]

​@@whoareyou796-b5snah bro move to a different universe

[@foxfire7549]

16:05 have you ever heard of an emp?

[@brboi]

Along with the ultimate IMPACT GRENADE, it is not walking away

[@Reaper-J129]

Do you know how to make one? Didn't think so...

[@brboi]

@@Reaper-J129 We don’t know how to make one BUT the government would probably get involved, and they have said electromagnetic pulse grenade

[@existing303]

Activate infinity or just use max stat tech dodge like a normal person

[@NaimChowdhury-fp7ir]

How would you get it without sunny knowing tho?💀

[@veracrow1126]

1. Pseudo coma is not death. Avoid media 2. Move from Gotham 3. Move out of cities and go to Midwest 4. Don’t go camping 5. Move to Alaska and grow your own food in a small garden while surviving on canned goods 6. Move to Hawaii or an island. 7. Don’t go into the forest 8. Don’t trust robots (I already don’t) 9. Jello melts very easily. Just stand in the sun in a hard to reach place and bro will melt. Also, you can play dead.

[@billblaski9523]

Who you saying i wouldnt survive against!? You dont know me, is win! Thesè entities don't have $hit on me!!!

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Ever heard of Sagittarius A*

[@billblaski9523]

@notjebbutstillakerbal Sorry, I was just joking around and being sarcastic cus at the start of this video he said how all the comments in the previous video where people talking about how they would survive and being serious lol

[@ParkerCasey-w9x]

I will say, i wouldn’t survive some but istg I’m gonna body bad mom

[@chocomelo454]

In case yall didnt know, The Boiled One's original design was an edited version of a photo of Mutsuhiro Watanabe. The old man mentioned in the tape is meant to be Louis Zamperini. Him being with the old man in his mind is meant to be the demon version of trauma. Even though he cant physically hurt you, he can psychologically. And he'll be there still when you die. Theres a bit of a debate on if thats ethical because those were two real people, i wont give my opinion but theres some Boiled One trivia.

[@doppios_phone3925]

The boiled one when I close my eyes and ears and say “lalalalala I can’t hear you, lalalalala I can’t see you.”

[@TweakJo]

“I can’t see you, you can’t see me” i say while putting my hands on my face

[@soarin64]

@@TweakJo you can''t since you can't move your mouth or hands

[@cool0knight]

for the boiled one i would put some water on it, seems like it might need it

[@NotEcat_0ffic1al]

No. He is made of boiled water.

[@cool0knight]

@@NotEcat_0ffic1al .... then i'd piss on him, even if he were to kill me right after i'd still win

[@NotEcat_0ffic1al]

@@cool0knight WHAT 😭 Lmao rip Phen-