Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Wizard - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) -- REUPLOAD

The Nerd takes a look at a good game for once, as he recalls how great it was to play Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES, while also taking a look back to a film in which it was featured in - The Wizard. But not everything is as great as it seems, it's almost... Satanic?? This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 46.
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[@joshuapyle6371]

James: “What kinda crack were they smoking?” James: * proceeds to animate a fight between a Super Mecha Death Christ, the Devil, and himself wearing NES accessories *

[@thefossilizeddinotato9056]

Joshua Pyle I agree

[@Djwunmoshen]

Some heroes wears NES accessories

[@A_Man_In_His_Van]

Apparently not crack as good as the kind James smokes.

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

This is why James Rolfe is probably my favorite KZbinr of all time he's never been afraid to push the envelope of insanity. Without him KZbin will never be the same

[@quentinparhiala9415]

Good question Joshua

[@123leoc3]

how did this go from being a video game review, to a video game conspiracy, to a possession, to a battle against the devil using nes accessories?

[@revvyie]

Logic - u -

[@enemigoconlanzadewarioland3653]

*Y E S*

[@TheAuron32]

you're new here aren't you?

[@123leoc3]

@@TheAuron32 no, been watching AVGN for some time :)

[@TheAuron32]

@@123leoc3 have you seen Board James, that gets even more out there... its great but holy shit.

[@JoelKellenProductions]

I want the AVGN's battle armor as a playable skin in Doom Eternal now.

[@lccm1026]

That would be baller ass

[@hipoapo377]

@@lccm1026 stfu

[@dustinlawson5882]

@@hipoapo377 🤫

[@scorchx3000]

Or a skin to turn the doom hunters into mecha death christ?

[@Mavyenta]

Well you're. Could pay for it to be added

[@victoriaasenjo524]

Tanuki are creatures from Japanese myth which are famous for having enormous balls. Obviously Nintendo couldn't incorporate THAT into the game.

[@Robotvike1996]

Very true watch remake or rebrake for more details

[@chocolateextravaganza1907]

Not with the amount of space required for Mario's balls.

[@nerkdurgen5574]

Bullshit, watch me

[@Darksky1001able]

Damnit Victoria...

[@Freddie_Kurst]

But the Tanuki suit can make Mario as hard as a rock by the amount of testosterone it holds so...

[@datavalisofficial8730]

This is what youtube was made for, rest in peace real youtube

[@macrons593]

2019 KZbin: *D E M O N E T I Z E D*

[@quentinparhiala9415]

Yes it is I agree

[@quentinparhiala9415]

@@macrons593 definitely

[@MarcusThrows]

Just happy he hasn’t calmed down much and got help

[@etcetera36]

Yeah, bad cheesy 2000's B-movie animation.

[@arcticdsouza1418]

5:46 fun fact James was incredibly sick when he made this episode and his voice was very hoarse at the time which made him able to make Mario's Satanic Voice

[@alierengam1749]

How'd you know?

[@arcticdsouza1418]

@@alierengam1749 Look up his Behind the Scenes on this episode

[@ratking9577]

I misread James’s name as Jesus so when I read the comment I started laughing

[@AJ_Deadshow]

Is that also where he got the realistic vomit from?

[@paul_warner]

Sick in the head maybe! Lol

[@microwaveromantic5038]

Probably one of the funniest Nerd episode endings.

[@sajeesolomons4471]

agreed

[@marcferrer1442]

MicrowaveRomantic FUCKERS!!!!

[@twiceredvelvetarekillingme8913]

Fairy Leviathan WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[@kryswilkins8615]

Honestly, I feel bad for his budget too.

[@andrewc1199]

I'M THE LORD OF THE HARVEST!!! BRING IT DOWN!!!! BRING IT DOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SamNaz065]

3:01 no way the nerd did the cleanest dodges here i'm genuinely impressed

[@humanharddrive1]

no, he was totally on his back leg there

[@rawmaw]

HOLY SHIT

[@pointlessfeature]

we have very different definitions of "clean"

[@ashleyjohansson230]

"WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!! FUCKERSSS!!!! FUCKERSS!!!" lol the irony

[@Elelicksa]

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[@taylorowens3719]

+Ashley Johansson yes I agree the irony

[@TheMercwithaMouth199]

+Ashley Johansson I so see the irony, so watch your fucking language when Super Mega Death Christ comes to your house.

[@TheInkPitOx]

That's not irony dufus

[@SamsarasArt]

This has more explosions than Michael Bay's wet dreams

[@kieranstark7213]

Except they’re actually put to the best use since The Fast and the Furious!

[@gaoutlaw]

What kind of crack was James on when he made this?

[@joemash929]

IronDawg the good kind?

[@gaoutlaw]

Maybe!

[@rupertdriggs8104]

IronDawg good crack tastes like artificial grape -science teacher

[@thevision3150]

IronDawg The best kind.

[@BigBirdJay]

IronDawg We all know james had to sit down and get some crack sooner or later with all the abominations of games he played over the years!

[@TYW0RZ10]

5:20 the way he casually says "Oh my." Is unreal.

[@Gangsterboy-jn2um]

The new DOOM game looks great

[@Adam2Boa]

real great

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Doomguy and SMDC would be best friends.

[@21StaticXXSaint13]

What a twist it would be if Jesus were DOOM Guy

[@-Ryu]

Yeah this doom looks better than that christmas music trailer

[@quentinparhiala9415]

Yes it does

[@mattlaw8020]

I almost started tearing up while watching these videos again, AVGN has been out for over a decade now and I can't believe it's already been that long. Best channel on KZbin

[@werkis2]

Yup, he lately makes avgn video very often! Some are really good, some so-so

[@herored1204]

Don't cry you freak

[@kimmolaine8069]

James is the king of KZbin. :)

[@Pinak1264]

Well, seems it'll be 2 decades now very soon

[@markthebldr6834]

420th like forever!

[@scottspartan9]

7:00 meanwhile the neighbors have no idea the AVGN is fighting off Satan XD

[@Perich29]

Hello your neighbor, if the loud neighbor such as drinkingwithbob, Scotty Kilmer, and AVGN are neighbors they would be loud neighbors.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I still, to this day, love how Regular Show has parodied the NES armour several times during it's run

[@colonel1003]

NO FUCKING WAY

[@colonel1003]

WOOOOOOOAH

[@colonel1003]

Even the music at 7:30 sounds like something you would hear on regular show

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@colonel1003 WOOOOOAH

[@coolbugfacts3953]

Am I watching AVGN or an episode of South Park?

[@cryptidcloud]

why not both

[@gurvmlk]

Definitely AVGN. South Park doesn't have shading like that.

[@chanulet9317]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Falconguy56]

how? none of this is clever or original lol. not saying its bad, but don't compare it to south park lol

[@Falconguy56]

Red Gem God How? its 90% references (to exorcist, metal gear, ect.) he's just playing around with references, which isn't bad. but...

[@EndEverEsports]

Shows mom this episode Mom-see what games do you to you Me- yeah it enhanced my vocabulary and got me closer to God

[@quentinparhiala9415]

That's awesome

[@theycallmeluvv]

Likes are at 69 so I’m not liking

[@GulshanRabbani1784]

Lol by the way nice english

[@marianokaz1503]

I actually learned english from watching Angry Videogame Nerd episodes as a pre-teen.

[@TheGentleUncle]

-"it enhanced my vocabulary" -"FUCKERS! FUCKERS! FUCKERS!"

[@METAL1ON]

This is one of the great ones it starts off so innocent then just escalates to warp factor fuck.

[@EXRazeBurn]

Warp Factor Fuck... You sir need to Trademark that.

[@trainman675]

Warp Factor F***... I need that, in my life

[@lucyburger6392]

i agree

[@callinater6133]

WATCH THE FUCKEN LANGUAGE!!!!

[@pairosto]

Never in my life I would have guessed a AVGN-episode would mix SMB3 with The Exorcist AND Evil Dead! Both a shocker and a laugh at the same time! Way to go!

[@michaelanthonyanthony9131]

Lol yeah man😂

[@thema1998]

​@@michaelanthonyanthony9131 This episode was better than I remembered! 😆

[@Dcomps]

Jesus super mecha death christ it's been years since I've seen this, and it's still as fucking funny as it was back then.

[@TheCoDzillaPlayer]

Im gonna go ahead and guess he makes a return in ep. 146.

[@luigi7781]

I'm a Christian and I find this super funny xD

[@---yn4np]

+JonDoesGaming Same!

[@corebass420]

"FUCKERRRRRRRS!!"

[@cthult7856]

Ikr

[@POSTELVIS]

this video perfectly sums up the 2000's era

[@vp_wrld]

Grand MasterBox how?

[@10104tbone]

Grand MasterBox lmao you prolly born in like 02. This doesn’t sum up shit lol

[@notapinecone4870]

@@10104tbone peepee

[@gerragotheallidile]

It was one hell of a drug trip

[@kieranstark7213]

Super Mario Bros. 3 has always been amazing in The 1980s (surely it counts since Mario 3 was originally conceived and then created on the 80s on the Famicom), 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and future decades. Always be grateful you are never alone on this. Super Mario games released before the N64 era held up SO MUCH BETTER than the The Software Toolworks Mario games, along with its own cartoon spinoff for more reasons than Kootie Pie.

[@williamjenner3604]

The virtual Boy just wants a hug.

[@conecto3027]

the virtual boy knew it was bad so it bled itself out before anyone bought it

[@daskalman]

lmao! I replayed that scene and thought about the VirtualBoy just looking for some love after getting shit on by everyone in every review, only to get blasted by the nerd! Needless to say I laughed my ass off!

[@warreviewer6635]

chet 🖕🏽👹👎

[@zegaboy098]

William Jenner Your motherr

[@ahvi-tohoku]

Nice Chen pic

[@FuturesquashArchive4Concerts]

6:14 “The Greatest KZbin Moment of All Time” starts right here

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

"FUCKEEEEERS!" "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

[@the_main_chow]

"Watch your fucking language!"

[@julianblake8385]

Your fucking language!

[@Ignore14]

Seriously, how did you manage to fuck up that quote?

[@Perich29]

You need to serve 2 hours after school detention.

[@diepiepew12]

Was this fight directed by Michael Bay?

[@gurvmlk]

Can't have been. From 7:10 there's about 20 solid seconds of no explosions.

[@Nightwing9597]

Radionatix I don't think this fight was directed.

[@blaster78herrera83]

No man

[@render985]

No Bay Boy never did anything this good🔪👤

[@inujosha]

Radionatix Michael Bay wishes he directed something this good.

[@BilliThePig]

In this episode, James invented the crazy conspiracy theory about video-games. Later on this would be really important for the creation of the MLG Illuminatti theories about everything. Its actually really similiar, the pointless calcules, the random numbers, the drawings. So this means James officially created what would be the base for one of the most famous memes of this year. Thank you James.

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

I never put that together

[@hambv6634]

Theres three times you mention James, James+James+James= three lines of the illuminati. Theres three lines in illuminati, also there is three chapters in your comment. Comments? Thats youtube+comment+drawings. Theres drawings in youtube comments, like these framings @--*--$$--*--@. KZbin? Theres illuminati on the youtube playbutton that all famous tubers get. Playbutton? Theres three different Playbuttons, silver gold and Diamond. Silver being the baddest. Baddest? Bad like hell? Theres three different letters on the word "hell". Letters? Theres three letters on "MLG". Major League Gaming? Gaming, as TheGamingLemon? Famous tubers with illuminati Playbutton? Leader of the illuminati? Leader? Like bad Leader, as Hitler? Hitler killed jews and now jews are famous for getting killed by big powerfull group Nazis. Big powerfull group, like illuminati, killing famous people? Hitler invented illuminati? Illuminati? The triangle thing? Like the bell sounding instrument, triangle. Bells? Church Bells, like when someone died? Died? Like got killed? Killed? Illuminati killed people.

[@carlbloke8797]

Lol

[@johnnyace2396]

+Lucas Dahora Hello. Illuminati is real. It explains Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj's pushes.

[@0x777]

+Johnny Ace Sorry to disappoint you, but we're not responsible for ALL the shit happening in this world.

[@louie3601]

I find James' delivery of 'That's 666' at 4:09 so funny. There's so much conviction in it.

[@DiamondProAlpine]

Nerd: Holy Shit SMDC2K: Watch Your Fucking Language

[@DiamondProAlpine]

***** ikr

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Because he said "holy"

[@DylanVole]

Yeah, but using the name of holiness in vain?

[@averygamerdude7911]

+DiamondPro It's called hypocritical humor. :P

[@Kimarnic]

+DiamondPro 4.0 beta, right?

[@SoniMarSponge]

Christian: "I believe in our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ" Me: "I think you mean Super Mega Death Christ"

[@junoknobloch3830]

Super mecha desth christ 2000 b.c. 4.0*

[@jacobpitsenbarger4763]

Megadeth rules

[@8bitnation470]

Explain this, atheists.

[@mattyc.9332]

8 Bit Nation explain what?

[@Anon24052]

Can you explain Hong Kong 1997

[@kiddkhan4378]

Matt Morgan it’s Illuminati comferrned

[@fernandonavia8804]

I can't bro, i can't. This video made me Christian

[@amoxy.]

Damn you got me

[@A_Man_In_His_Van]

Super mecha death Christ 2000 for president 2020

[@Chrisdarkblade]

he would get my vote just for saying the f@ckers line lol

[@Chrisdarkblade]

@LeaDer Bone lol

[@gabrielmendes9700]

5:17 James's voice when he was sick xD awesome idea

[@Dommbuscus]

I Wonder If The View Count Will Raise Highly On This Video After Today

[@Teabone3]

This video made me go back to church. and yell FUCKERS!! FUCKERS!!

[@gplgs4640]

Hey atheists, if Jesus doesn’t exist, then explain Super Mecha Death Christ

[@fernandonavia8804]

We can't

[@johnathonturner2279]

It's called well made editing.

[@rizerfusiondude8733]

Awesome!

[@jordanwillett8456]

Zeus made it

[@FuzionGamerChannel]

Well how about u explain himc

[@johnktejik9847]

Lol nuclear waffles. :)

[@sulejmaniapologist]

Since I watched this video I started calling these that

[@calebdonaldson8770]

@@sulejmaniapologist It's such an AVGN thing to say. He just names things based on how they look. In this case, he's pretty accurate! Much better name than "roto-discs".

[@MattW05]

Best anime fight of all time

[@naurunappula1]

theres nothing related to anime

[@MattW05]

+Tasu 1 that's the joke

[@Caesium137std]

+Tasu 1 you're new to the internet, aren't you?

[@themarioshow2312]

B. B bb. N. B Nbbbnn. V. cz. CbQH

[@mario-rj4yp]

ikr

[@Killjoy45]

6:54 Got to be THE BEST ultimate showdown between the forces of Heaven and Hell. :D

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Deleted footage from doom 2016

[@decayedphoenix8865]

i just now realized at 7:21, the nerd is in the same suit he wears when he fights R.O.B

[@XXPedia]

Still makes more sense than the Illuminati theories

[@XXPedia]

...I'm sorry?

[@IzodGeneral]

No you're fine. There are too many of those for them to even be offensive anymore

[@stoneypvp9842]

don't make fun about that ....they're watching us xD

[@Corium1]

True dat

[@mushycn60]

Critical Unity With all the commotion and "illuminati confirmed" it seems like a theory, i don't blame this guy for getting it wrong, and neither should you, There's just so much media that shoves it in your face, and in your sentence you said "are you incapable of using a search engine", who the fuck would search for illuminati, seriously, don't act like its not a stupid thing to do, only people with two states of mind would search that, boredom and curiosity, your point is invalid.

[@afroartist1086]

This makes me want to fight some demons.

[@Outlaw7263]

lucky for you DOOM just came out

[@afroartist1086]

Outlaw7263 Already got it. Someone should make a avgn mod for it.

[@Outlaw7263]

daikaiju lord YESSSS but some sick perv made a sexy demons mod instead -_- all demons are replaced by sexy succubi and the finishing moves are felatio, handy j's and anal -_-

[@afroartist1086]

Outlaw7263 I seen that, it was kind of funny to me. Anyway the bosses could me replaced by avgn's biggest enemies such as Satan, of course which would be the final boss.

[@afroartist1086]

Outlaw7263 Maybe, I forgot his name but he was this huge robot in the avgn movie. Maybe he could be in it?

[@Davidevgen]

6:17 the demon said in reverse "im your daddy so kindly undo these straps"? use audacity to listen for your self.

[@Someone-gy2rd]

You're*

[@nsn410]

Jenkin id rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than have to listen to this shit.

[@CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq]

Jenkin and he is an example of a bored rage worthy idiot leave everyone alone

[@CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq]

I mean Jenkin is the idiot

[@CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq]

Jenkin WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME

[@a.j.smithofficial]

7:10 All the years later and I just heard Vincent Price's laugh from Thriller, but pitched down.

[@zrexx4832]

How does James and Mike come up with all this shit? Mario 3 being possessed by Satan, Super Mecha Death Christ, the Dream Phone with the knife, Death Mwauthzyx. It's legendary.

[@norrecvizharan1177]

+zRexx Playing tons of shitty games does that to a persons mind. Makes them even think of messed up shit in good games as well as the bad.

[@GetShrekd]

+zRexx The Huge ROB.

[@Tibor0803]

What the "H" stand for? Hell? Not at all. Hentai? Yes.

[@mastercain829]

hahahaha Good one XD

[@josf1045]

No H is for Harem

[@theheartpt5]

What's The Difference?

[@woodstalon1881]

@@theheartpt5 harem is male character surrounded by many chick in anime.

[@rouletteyourlocalkitkat]

*no*

[@larkspurbetulaakahexagonal2902]

watching him physically destroy that snes was painful

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Hexagonal Milo 10 way to valuable to destroy he must have used a home made prop or got a broken one

[@therocknrollgamer9572]

He wasted a lot of money for the super nes

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

I noticed it was piss yellow (due to age). Likely a dead one. He wouldn't destroy a working one.

[@vector6977]

@@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren just a shell. Innards are probably in a snestoaster.

[@10104tbone]

dion woollaston looool a snes is not valuable I have 3, 2 of them are Cib

[@Starman_Jr.]

2:19 ah yes, a frog suit in a castle A castle. He knows the stage is gonna be land cuz it's a castle

[@j0doe1]

Things went so far out of hand I forgot what game that the Nerd was even talking about...

[@diepiepew12]

This was the best video game Creepypasta I've ever seen...

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

I'm hilarious, and I found this video Christian!

[@markuzthe0ne]

I'm gonna start a metal band and call it "Nuclear Waffle" now. Thanks AVGN.

[@superpaytonmars8852]

So where are you on that metal band?

[@PetProjects2011]

2:45 IMO, the absolute greatest AVGN moment.

[@gabeloezaa]

you're so wrong. this will never even be able to compare to that materpiece that is Seaman review!!!!

[@barneyjuniorYT]

The bad ending where James spirals into insanity and becomes the Angry Video Game Televangelist

[@ZS05]

When the Nerd started talking about devil references, I thought for a second that I was watching Game Theory.:D

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

lol

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

The real mario fan 1985 It felt more like a montage parody

[@Narutass43]

Don05 Get that shit outta here

[@robertdavis4192]

Super Mario: Judgment Day

[@devonsatchell]

I'll play that game

[@AlkisGD]

6:43 - Possessed by the spirit of Wilhelm there, James?

[@krymal2991]

+Άλκης Δ. I DONT GET IT

[@krymal2991]

+Farting Guy every day I take a HUGE fart

[@jadsi]

Mhm!

[@LLF0]

No matter how miraculous he was, Jesus could have never imagined that his face would be used for something like this xDD

[@EggmanlandResident]

He missed the opportunity to have the SMB3 cartridge say, "your mother blows cartridges in hell!"

[@mattyD87]

Dude, this comes from a time when KZbin was really something. This belongs in a museum

[@ourbambino]

*TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES*

[@HoloFlight_118]

AVGN and super metal death crist vs satan

[@JustinEvitable80]

8:47. Killing the demon gives you a 1-Up.

[@louthinator]

you know this is old since all the credits at the end have myspace links...

[@crono3015]

I've known about this video for years, and I just reslized he was playing as Luigi.

[@artemisarrow179]

This is perhaps one of the AVGN’s best episodes

[@michaelanthonyanthony9131]

Yes😂

[@TheLegendaryHacker]

Up there with Pong Consoles

[@tipsybun]

Imagine a priest, or anyone god-fearing watching this...

[@tipsybun]

Umm...

[@DreadfulNedburns]

I actually remember reading a post on TV Tropes ages back from someone who was obviously very religious. When James did the History of Super Mecha Death Christ later on, they hoped it was going to be James saying 'it's okay, it's just a joke! We're having a laugh!' and then got offended even more when it turned out to be another joke. In the end, I really have no idea what to even say to that.

[@jadedandbitter]

Eh, worst case scenario they get offended- and not that much at that, since it's obviously so over the top. There have been way more sacrilegious things made that predate AVGN by close to a few millennia. I mean, do you really think somebody aware of the luciferian gnostic heresies is going to be upset by such a crude joke? I mean, we're Christians, not muslims, here. We can take a joke; and even when we can't, we don't kill people over it.

[@drumadude28]

jadedandbitter Shots fired what a savage lol.

[@pinkinglily6447]

Not all Muslim are going to kill people just because people make a shame out of the religion. We were never taught of doing that.

[@hellsbellsdog]

This game is 9:50 minuets and its episode 46 9+4 = 13 13+ 6= 19 there are 4 letters in AVGN 19 + 4 = 23 20 is my lucky number 20-23 = 3 halflife 3 confirmed

[@JakeG-gp4qt]

hellsbellsdog This is a video, not a game. 20-23= -3

[@supertuesday600]

In 9:50

[@LakeTile_Productions]

Hey I'm from future and want to tell we only got half life alyx

[@Jim.Fletcherskorpius551]

5:04*none of the other mario games are like that.* Super mario galaxy 2: hold my Beer.

[@zombies4evadude24]

I don’t get it

[@wariot707]

I don't get it, can you explain it?

[@supertuesday600]

"hold my Beer."

[@chickencooger34]

8:08 why would you do that to an SNES? :(

[@MarvelFan1995]

Maybe it was already broken

[@ritcherschoenenberg3761]

This video was brought to you by Michael Bay.

[@bebochi7747]

super mecha death Christ productions

[@Mechaw]

This episode... James...! What were you thinking!?

[@James64]

5:16 him just saying "oh my" was hilarious

[@carlofrancisco1501]

5:20*

[@thevision3150]

I lost it at "Super Mecha Death Christ"!

[@VerneditheSnail]

Me too! LOL

[@VerneditheSnail]

The Vision I want an armor like that, made of video game accessories.

[@thevision3150]

***** Right? It looks so cool!

[@VerneditheSnail]

The Vision It looks like something a superhero would wear.

[@thevision3150]

***** Cuz he's a superhero.

[@LightYagami-cf1tb]

I'd worship THAT Jesus.

[@dier440]

Light Yagami your not the only one

[@LightYagami-cf1tb]

Lavender Town Theatre I'm never truly dead until those whose hearts I have touched have reverted to their natural, despicable ways

[@TM871]

+Taaviees The Jokuman Super Mecha Death Christ is lo---NOPE, not even going there!

[@andrewthefanboy1640]

+Light Yagami That's funny, coming from you, Kira.

[@LightYagami-cf1tb]

***** Keep your religious bullshit to yourself as well.

[@MegaBondagemon]

I'm so glad that this version edited out segments about The Wizard.

[@rapa8361]

The Wizard was just pro-jew propaganda. I didn't fall for it when I was 9.

[@rapa8361]

Ra Pa Seducing white girls with nintendo games. Think about it.

[@therewasanattempt7092]

Same here I came for super mario bros 3

[@deekmjones4463]

I want that hardcore version of AVGN theme song at the end. Badass

[@chronicfilms101]

What happened to the segment where he goes over The Wizard? Did he have to take it down?

[@BreakfastAtNoon]

Might be on the Cinemasacre website they have extended cuts there.

[@stui8Bit231vamp734]

8:34 More like James Rolfe's final smash.

[@co11in__18]

Did I just smoke something?

[@paulabonnes5107]

It's lsd

[@tattersthebat6253]

The blood of Jesus

[@CATLITmusic]

5:03 "And none of the other mario games are like that..." the nerd needs to be introduced to the mario 64 iceberg

[@samwindlove6844]

the p on the button means press and the one on the meter means power! thanks for helping me realize this

[@TheLunaluxe]

It means power or something

[@leroyvisiongames2294]

The Next on the "tarot" cards I'm pretty sure just stands for Nintendo

[@leroyvisiongames2294]

By "Next" I meant "N". Damn you, auto correct!!

[@killboi207]

I laughed my ass off when Fred Savage goes "SIX! SIX! SIX!"

[@rezlogan4787]

A robotic warlike Christ figure raining obscenities and artillery on Satan is a scene I never knew I needed so badly in my life.

[@kamoverturf6192]

My favorite Avgn episodes are ones like this and his castlevania series. It’s like there’s more love in the videos that are about this favorite games.

[@WinVisten]

I'm a Christian and I still find this funny. I couldn't keep a straight face! X'D Also, what's with the black NES? Is it a clone?

[@peanutbutternjorm]

yay, someone who doesn not hate because of there religion, I don't mean that in a offensive way, by the way

[@WinVisten]

Darkshard160 Yeah, I do see your point. Some people take their religion too far and put down people who don't believe the same things as them, or think they're better than them because of their religion, which is wrong.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

Actually most of the Christian stereotypes are perpetuated by the left through television and movies. Think about it, when was the last time you saw a religious person portrayed as being sane on TV or in the movies? 10, 15, 20 years? Anytime someone shows up on TV or in movies and is religious, they almost always try and push their beliefs on others by force, or are just insane. And there are tons of very stupid people in the world who get their life views and "knowledge" from TV and movies. This is why non-religious people think religious people are like this. I'm not saying some religious people don't fit that stereotype, but 99.9% do not.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

TheYorkMan I could not agree more.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

***** I beg to differ. Killing people who aren't in your religion solely because they aren't and won't convert, to me, is taking it way to far. But that is my not so humble opinion.

[@TheRealSephiroth]

If jesus was actually like this thered be nothing left on earth

[@orancyb]

Just christians

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Those merchants woulda got the fuck outta that temple real quick.

[@truepixelgamer8779]

Nintendo has 8 letters, there are 3 NES Mario games, the game values add up to 6 (SMB[1] + SMB[2]) + SMB[3]). There is one game based from Dookie Dookie Panic. 8 - 1 = 7. There are 7 koopa kids, there are also 7 kings, one in each world. 7/7 = 1, 7 - 1 = 6. 6 X 3 = 666. HELL CONFIRMED!

[@truepixelgamer8779]

***** I'm saying that 6 x 3 = 3 6's, not 18

[@carloscastrejon1940]

Timmy P corrected.

[@mayormccheese2641]

"*DOOKIE DOOKIE* PANIC?!"

[@leroyvisiongames2294]

Calculation mega-error!! 6x3=18

[@adielcruz444]

True Pixel Gamer I

[@TheMadPacX]

6:44 Wilhelm scream. How have I not heard it before!?

[@AONK]

[9:05] Great way to set up episode 47!

[@grandgojira8182]

8:18 there's your texas chainsaw massacre 2 reference

[@bloons27]

Cine'massacre'

[@supertuesday600]

geo

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

*NES turns into a being and floats around.* James: "Oh my."

[@brianleigh5824]

2:36 "nuclear waffles". Always reminded me of a Stridex pad thing.

[@Sonicgott]

Is it Super-Mecha Death Christ or Super Mega Death Christ? ... probably doesn't matter. lol

[@Mareepu]

Mecha, as it's supposed to represent Christ's mechanical enhancements.

[@Sonicgott]

Point taken.

[@IzodGeneral]

BC 4.0 BETA, BITCH!

[@areaofmobeus7568]

General_Izod 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 beta

[@edgarslam1955]

Baby, it's whatever you want it it be :)

[@NuclearAtomic]

That final fight was hilarious and amazing and lol at the devil and hell references.

[@oculus_flame]

8:24 when 5 year olds play shooters

[@js100serch]

Ah yes, the golden era of the AVGN.

[@mickeymouse12678]

How in the world did he come up with that ending? Acid?

[@Neopolirants]

And this ladies and gentlemen is what the final days of the universe shall be like, Jesus with guns everywhere on him vs a NES possessed by the devil Amen

[@kronasoosanork]

Who else is here after the script video to hear his voice when he was Ill?

[@Dommbuscus]

Everyone

[@Skullcandyfan101]

+ben dover me!

[@Playstation1]

+ben dover wtf ME!!!!!!

[@izumi937]

+ben dover Hahaha!

[@N64Joey]

Me

[@leroyvisiongames2294]

If you listen closely, the lyrics to the heavy metal song that plays towards the end during the fight are actually the lyrics to the AVGN theme song, followed by the Konami Code being chanted over and over again.

[@blip1]

This video will live in internet lore for a very long time. Total masterpiece.